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scarliefrancis · 2 years
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I wish my wife Carol was here. You're with your mates! Yeah, I am, and I'm stuck outside a farmhouse in the middle of fucking nowhere, waiting for a one legged mechanic with a weirdo that eats fox bollocks!
BRASSIC (4x01)
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'Tbh i am The only person that is having hard time in pick an li in both BP and Wt'
POST/CONFESSIONS DO NOT REFLECT MOD'S PERSONAL OPINIONS!
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DEAR OLD SINS BATTLE BRACKET
SIDE A
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SIDE B
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Rules:
Tie sweeps given to polls with a 0.2% percentage. Also I'm allowed to come up with the most messed up name possible for future polls
Propaganda is encouraged! I will reblog propaganda reblogs, as well as any propaganda that @s me. However, for the polls themselves, I will be using the propaganda submitted to me through the google form. If a oc was submitted twice with different propaganda, I will use both pieces of propaganda
Fandom ocs will not be tagged with the fandom tag.
Please be nice to each other. Do not tear down other ocs. I will not reblog any propaganda remotely like that.
All polls are one week!
If i need to change anything, please send me a ask. I will change it I swear.
Ngl I have nothing against voter fraud go buck wild. this is a internet funny battle
#ocs you made when you were 12 tournament—Main Tag
LIST OF OCS BELOW;
SIDE A
hạt dẻ hạt phỉ (Chestnut & Hazelnut in Vietnamese) [@tboyblogger] vs. Phee [Toby, @pied-piper-pluto]
Apelio vs. Peculiarè [Peggsnbacon/Insertcleverurl]
Avery [@agirlwithachakram] vs. Kishimaru [@notagutterrat]
Luphina [@bees-buzzy-blog] vs. Excavator [@enjoliquej]
Hans [@tzarina-alexandra] vs. Ling/Estrelya
Aldara [@kozzax] vs. Dan (Hanson Ōkami) [@cabincryptid51]
Roberta [@gentleralts] vs. Moon Starr
Princess Mari [Nicole] vs. Cinnamon
Cupid [@onitekka] vs. Blazestar [@theaviskullguy]
Golden Sketch [@artoftheberri] vs. Sola [AstralAugur]
Raina [Physique] vs. Ash [@changeling-ash]
Sakura vs. Sana Uzumaki
Silvia Greystone [Vio] vs. Fiona
Emma [Crow] vs. Liz Turner [@linzerj]
Beckett Ashford [@noonbeam17] vs. Clairé [@fagbearentertainment]
Twila [@polygonstars] vs. Kayama [@iinsomniia]
Round 1
SIDE B
Hollystar [Orion] vs. Elenora [GentleRalts]
Max Haight [@rowan-raccoon] vs. Darktuft [@spiri-phone9]
Infinity [@arthallea] vs. Broanch/bpa/beepeeaye
Tekki [Luna Wolf] vs. Senshi
Marla [@doctorshatehim] vs. John [@mx-yippeee]
The President vs. Jenn Adreana [@apotheoseity]
Rosetta Stone vs. Shadow [@oreganosuace]
Dawnstripe [@enigmatic-enigmas] vs. Elwen [@peregreen]
Creation [@catboirights] vs. Solaria Aoi [@ura-0m0te-lovers]
Vinn [@mx-yippeee] vs. Lily [Asteroid Kingdom]
Pink [@somebodytolove31] vs. Erin [@silveredcircuitry]
Ash [Light] vs. Louise [@kirbee-hd]
Hazelnut [@autisticzaphodbeeblebrox] vs. Bon Fire [Light]
Flamepaw [Silvia Flowers] vs. Lasha Felomi [Luna Wolf]
Sammy [@something-in-your-walls] vs. Alana [@octonine]
Drake Blue [@silveredcircuitry]vs. Max .D. Rose [@therealsirsticker]
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my-own-walker · 10 months
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Hi. Im a big fan of your blog so i was wondering if you are taking requests and if so, could you do one with jpm addams family style where hey send their daughter to a special school for almost killing another student. Also sorry to bother.
Where’d All The Time Go?
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note: please NEVER be sorry for bothering me. you are never bothering me even in the slightest!!
warnings: mentions of violence, dad!jpm (stepping way out of my comfort zone lol), in my version of this universe, yes, JPM is dead but somehow was able to conceive a child with a not-dead reader, reader is now dead (somehow) and lives immortally with JPM, the child is mortal.
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September, 1962
'Darling?' James called from across the suite.
'Yes, dear?' I replied, reading in the front room.
'Jane's school is on the phone, would you be a dear and talk to them? I was in the middle of something...' he trailed off.
Knowing he was likely in the midst of dismembering one of the hotel waitstaff who has misbehaved at his party last night, I sighed and stood.
'Coming!' I called, smoothing the front of my black housedress, its high-neck collar sitting perfectly on my collarbones. I ashed my cigarette before rushing hastily into the bedroom. James sat perched in the velvet bedside chair, running his fingers over his mustache.
He stood upon my entrance, walking to me and giving me a kiss on the cheek and a squeeze on the rear. I had guessed right. His hair was tousled and his brow was sheen with sweat. He sported only his thin white collared shirt and suspenders. James had obviously been...working.
'I heard the phone from my study, I've no idea what they're calling about,' he briefed me, before retreating back into his private room.
I ran my hands over my chin-length bob and took another drag of my cigarette. I brought the receiver to my ear and spoke.
'Hello, March residence. Y/N March speaking,' I smiled.
'Ah, yes, Mrs. March,' the female voice on the other line replied in an unreadable tone. 'I'm calling from your daughter's school.'
'Yes?' I said, growing impatient. 'What is it?'
'Jane is, well, she needs to be picked up,' the woman stuttered. 'There was an incident and we need a guardian to come to the school as soon as possible.'
'My, i-is she injured?' I asked. 'I- can be there in about ten minutes, i-is that okay?'
'No, Mrs. March, Jane is quite fine,' the female voice clarified. 'I can explain more once you get here.'
I placed the phone back on the hook and hurried over to the bookshelf, pulling out a copy of The Picture of Dorian Gray, and triggering the hidden door to open.
'James!' I called. 'We need someone to go to Jane's school.'
'Just a moment, dear!' he shouted back. 'I'm just about finished.' Quick footsteps came down the hall toward me, followed by James' handsome face.
'Jane's school would like someone to pick her up, they haven't told me an ounce of what's wrong,' I explained, concern in my voice. 'I told them I would come but, obviously, I can't.'
'That's quite alright, my beautiful songbird,' he cooed, tucking a strand of hair behind my ear. 'I am sure she's fine. I will send Miss Hanson.'
Miss Hanson was the receptionist at the Hotel Cortez. She was 'me' when I couldn't be 'me.' I knew he had made a vital mistake in not homeschooling Jane. Or in not sending her to James' choice of school. It was only her first day of Kindergarten and there was already an issue.
About an hour later, Miss Hanson walked through the door with Jane in tow. Her head hung low as she crossed the lobby toward James and I. Her little black dress looked so cute paired with her matching stockings and Mary-Jane slippers. The frown on her face was a stark contrast to the cute pigtails I'd put in her soft black hair that morning. The ribbons I'd tied to the ends were gone.
'Oh, my sweet,' I exclaimed, stooping down to her level. 'My sweet rose.' Jane's little legs carried her into my outstretched arms. She crashed into me with all of the force in her tiny body.
James crouched down to meet the familial embrace. 'Whatever is the matter, dear one?' Miss Hanson cleared her throat uncomfortably. James stood to speak with her.
'Jane got into quite some...trouble...today,' the girl started. 'Jane, would you care to tell your Mama and Papa what happened?'
Jane poked her head up from my hug and rubbed her eyes with her tiny fist. 'Eddie stole my Creepy Crawler,' she mumbled.
'What was that, young lady? Speak up,' James demanded.
'E-Eddie stole m-my Creepy Crawler, my bat. S-so I...I,' Jane struggled. We had just bought her a set of toys called 'Creepy Crawlers.' They were plastic bugs, insects, basically any animal considered 'gross.' She took a liking to the plastic bat immediately.
'She punched little Eddie and pinned him to the ground. She strangled him, Mr. and Mrs. March,' Miss Hanson cut in. 'Until he was blue in the face. The teacher noticed before the poor boy was dead, but the school doesn't want her back.'
I looked over at James and saw the brightest light behind his eyes. A small smirk was on his lips. He was right, and he knew it.
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'Now, Jane,' James began. 'We knew you wouldn't be like the other kids. From the moment you were born, I saw something in you. My, where'd all the time go?' He paced back and forth in the front of the room, Jane and I sitting as a captive audience to his grand monologue. The one he'd prepared years ago when the discussion of school first came up.
I ashed my cigarette on the ashtray on the coffee table and took a drag. I couldn't help but laugh under my breath at him.
'You are a special little girl. You have the power to see what others cannot,' he continued. 'You can weed out bad from good. You know who to eliminate from this existence. You can see who is utterly useless scum, and you have the power to get rid of them.'
'What Papa is trying to say, dear, is that you're too smart for regular school,' I smiled, patting her head with my free hand.
'Your mother is right. That school was no good,' James smiled.
'So, I'm not in trouble?' Jane asked in a little voice.
'Nonsense, dear one. Quite the opposite. You've found your calling,' he explained. 'So we'd like to send you to a different school. One a bit further away. One where you can truly learn the art of murder.'
'It's a sleepaway school, Jane,' I clarified. 'So, you'll have to go away for a while. But, you won't miss us a bit. It will be so much more fun for you.'
Jane took in the information and nodded. I wasn't sure that she fully understood what we meant, but it was for the best. She wasn't like other kids, and this was the fairest option for her.
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James and I saw her and Miss Hanson off that afternoon. We knew we were sending her somewhere safe for kids like her.
When we arrived back at the suite, James grabbed me by the waist and spun me to face him. He pulled me in close and kissed me passionately.
'We've raised our little girl perfectly,' he interrupted, entirely too pleased with himself. 'I only wish we could make another.'
'And I'm entirely too glad we can't,' I chuckled. James swept me off the ground and carried me to the bedroom, slamming the door shut demonstratively behind him.
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This was a bit less about the kid (like in Wednesday) and a bit more about the parent's side of things haha. Hope you like it!
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daydadahlias · 22 days
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Do you know what’s going on with Eternity Speedway?
yes because i know everything <3 no, not actually, but after some Discussion with our most informed Ash Stan, one Crystal Kindahoping4forever, I have a basic idea of what's going on!!
now, lock in for a jessay <3
ok so!! the brunette Chris Stapleton that Ashton is looking so longingly at in these band pics is a guy named Mac Hanson (no, not the rugby player),
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who Ashton has actually played shows with before!! Do you recall his oh so talented robot dance? we have Mac to thank. Everyone say thank you Mac for getting Ashton on stage in such tight pants <3
Anyway, Ash is "pretty well known in the districts for his drumming greatness" and when someone asks him to session or help them out w/ anything, he literally always jumps at the opportunity (and always has; this is nothing new)!!
Since 5sos has been on their "break" (and even before it), Ash has been writing songs with other people (think of all his LP, Matt, and Andrew adventures last year), and also performing with them. this man loves a sidequest (which we all knew; like he has a fucking luxury candle business lmfao, bro just likes Doing Shit). So, when it comes to stuff like this, you can literally just think of it as another side quest!! I mean, think of it this way fr, he's already finished his solo album lol. That thing is in the final stages of production and probably ready for release within the year. And, as Luke said in an earlier interview, 5sos won't be back in the studio until later this year, so what is Ash supposed to do to bide the time? the man literally goes stir-crazy without something to do. he has music ADHD. if he's not creating, he feels like he's wasting time. so this new band (which is COUNTRY ROCK??? HELLO?? a genre he never gets to explore with 5sos!!), is just another new sidequest for him <3
also, bare in mind that Ash hasn't promoted this band at all on his public social media; it's only been posted on the other guys'. usually Ash only uses his socials to promote stuff that's for the furthering of his own career (like the candle buiz and his solo music) so that kind of gives the implication that this is mainly Mac's thing/band and Ash is helping them out/having fun until 5sos is back in the studio. like, i don't think he's doing it with the intention of it getting attention, because he's literally only posting about it on his private account, not his main.
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there's also no indication of this being "his new band" like everyone's freaking out about. it just kind of seems like... a band that he's playing with?
so I think is a pretty clear indication that it's just supposed to be an Ashton thing... not an Ashton Irwin of 5 Seconds of Summer Thing, if that makes sense? He's allowed to have fun and do things on his own without people falling over themselves :/
also not to start shit, u guys, but do u notice how... luke's been doing solo marketing/modeling/performing/releasing (and is literally going on a fucking tour by himself later this year) and no one's raised this much of an uproar?? yeah just think that's a little funny <3
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presleypictures · 8 months
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Swedish freelance journalist, Bo Hanson, presenting Elvis with a Boda ash tray by glass artist Erik Höglund at MGM Studios, Hollywood | November, 1963.
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ashtonirwinsback · 1 year
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Ash via Mac Hanson on IG
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Sorry it so long, but the list is finally done
Here are our pair ups
I included almost every character so the tournament is going to be long
Left side
Jesus vs Hamlet
Dean vs Sam
Rose Tyler vs The Doctor
Mob vs teruki hanazawa
Emily Prentiss vs Penelope Garcia
Anakin Skywalker vs Obi-Wan Kenobi
Aziraphale vs Crowley
Jessie vs james
toph vs Sokka
julian bashir vs James T Kirk
Jadzia Dax vs Ezri Dax
Spock vs Odo
Luke skywalker vs Leia skywalker
Hunter vs Luz
Alador blight vs The collector
Raine vs Lilith Clawthorne
Dipper vs Mable
Sonic vs Shadow
Marco diaz vs Pidge
Katsuki Bakugo vs Ejirou Kirishima
Kagamine Len vs miku
bot lightbulb
Test tube vs Apple
Tree vs black hole
saw vs Golf ball
Dr. teeh vs Animal
Floyd pepper vs janice
Zoot vs lips
Fjord Stone vs Yussa Errenis
Zukko vs Azula
Veth Brenatto (Nott the Brave) vs Pyrrha dve
silver vs blaze
Howl vs Aizawa
Walter White vs Jesse pinkman
Noelle vs Ralsei
Perfuma vs Bow
Jim Lake Jr vs Steve Palchuk
Hiccup vs Danny Phantom
Fox Mulder vs Dana Scully
Harley Quinn vs the riddler
Neo vs Trinity
Deanna Troi vs Brunt
Worf vs Saavik
Dr Habit vs Kamal Bora
Scout vs Ms. Pauling
Right Hand Man vs Henry Stickmin
Reginald Copperbottom vs Ellie Rose
Kurapika vs Alluka Zoldyck
Kite vs Daisukenojo "Beat" Bito
Link vs Zelda
Miles Edgeworth vs Franziska von Karma
Rolan Deep vs Chip
Jay Ferin vs William Wisp
Ashe Winters vs Kian stone
Gillion Tidestrider vs Edyn Tidestrider
donnie vs leonardo
Madeline Hatter vs Darling Charming
Kokichi Ouma vs Shuichi saihara
Aiko Umesawa vs Hajime Hinata
Komatu Naegi vs chihiro fujisaki
Randy Radman vs Jaques Kensignton
Shiki Misaki vs Yoshiya "Joshua" Kiryu
Eddie Munson vs Jonathan Byers
Nancy Wheeler vs Max Mayfield
peter parker vs Cecil Palmer
BOYD vs Lena Sabrewing
Yuuki Mishima vs Naoto Shirogane
Futaba Sakura vs Akira Kurusu
Ricky Potts vsJane Doe
Koichi Hirose vs Narciso Anasui
Adeleine vs Meta Knight
Ferdinand von Aegir vs Lorenz Gloucester
Gomez Addams vs Morticia addams
Sir Crocodile vs Yamato
yellow caballero vs Gold
Akari vs Silver
Right side
Penny vs Champion Cynthia
Captain3 vs Agent 8
Apollo Justice vs maya fey
bill s preston esquire vs ted theodore logan
Kermit the Frog vs Gonzo
Jack Kline vs Castiel
Kazuhira Miller vs Revolver Ocelot
Mizuki Akiyama vs Mafuyu Asahina
Scaramouche vs Venti
Alucard vs Juste Belmont
Rika vs Wallac
Bede vs Celestia Ludenberg
Omega vs Pavel Chekov
Amy rose vs Tails
Gerard (Gerry) Keay vs Jonathan Sims
Jane Prentiss vs Martin blackwood
Aether vs Lumine
Diluc Ragnvindr vs Fischl
Sasha waybright vs Marcy wu
Lars vs finn
Jim Hawkins vs Mulan
onoda sakamichi vs shinkai yuuto
Vivian vs Birdo
Bridget vs Poison
Jack Spicer vs Enid
Taliyah vs Jinx
Yoshiko "Yohane" Tsushima vs Rina Tennoji
Marceline vs Wendy Corduroy
Optimus Prime vs Rodimus prime
The Master vs john sheppard
haruhi fujioka vs Haku
Jason Todd vs tim drake
billy batson vs Cleo Cazo/Ratcatcher 2
Maxwell Klinger vs George Costanza
Gyro Gearloose vs ron stampler
Daniel LaRusso vs Miguel Diaz
Xion vs Lauriam 
Alice Yabusame vs Marina
Anna vs Rin Hoshizora
David Jacobs vs Ambrose
Lestat vs Quentin Coldwater
Orel Puppington vs Chucky
Reze vs Isabella Yamamoto
Mrs. Frizzle vs Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Ellen Ripley vs Orla McCool
Peril vs Baldwin
Sidney Prescott vs Envy Adams
akiyama mizuki  vs Flower
Oswald Cobblepot vs Margo Hanson
Charlie Kelly vs Newton Geiszler
Remy vs Meowth
knock out vs Lavernius Tucker
Raiden vs lappland
Party Poison vs Nico di Angelo
Hera vs P03
Leo Demonheart vs Suzuki Iruma
Doug Ramsey vs Marty McFly
Lake vs Jenny
Will Graham vs Herbert West
Anne Boonchuy vs Carmen Sandiego
Paul Atreides vs Yoon Jong-woo
Ritsu sohma vs Ruby Rose
Ruffnut  vs Momoe Sawaki
Xie Lian vs Raikou Shimizu
Chai vs Hisirdoux Casperan
henry morris vs Dave Strider
Jeremie Belpois vs Lloyd Garmadon
Gandalf vs Dolores Abernathy
Arthur Kingsmen vs Mako
Kurama vs Vash the Stampede
Shiver vs Luigi
Kim Kitsuragi vs tristian
Rouge vs Zoe
Shinji Ikari vs Dororo
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Ships that have already qualified (read before submitting):
Jude Lizowski/Jonesy Garcia
Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand/Carlos Reyes
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Gwen Stacey
Willow Rosenberg/Winifred "Fred" Burkle
Francine Frensky/Muffy Crosswire
Susan Ivanova/Marcus Cole
Kate Kane (Batwoman)/Renee Montoya
Barry B. Benson/Vanessa Bloome
Jake Peralta/Amy Santiago
Willow Rosenberg/Tara Maclay
Jack Zimmermann/Eric "Bitty" Bittle
Justin "Ransom" Oluransi/Adam "Holster" Birkholtz
Danny/Reuven
Larissa "Lara" Bogdan/Jasmine
Kelsey Pokly/Isabella "Stacks" Alvarado
Rebecca Bunch/Audra Levine
Rebecca Bunch/Greg Serrano
Rebecca Bunch/Nathaniel Plimpton
Samantha "Sam" Manson/Danniel "Danny" Fenton
Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Selina Kyla (Catwoman)
Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Clark Kent (Superman)
Clark Kent (Superman)/Lois Lane
Harley Quinn/Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy)
Barney Guttman/Logan Nguyen
Leah/Chanan
Shay Goldstein/Dominic Yun
Marvin/Whizzer
Trina/Mendel Weisenbachfeld
Perchik/Hodel
Tzeitel/Motel
Monica Gellar/Chandler Bing
Molly McGee/Libby Stein Torres
Rachel Berry/Noah Puckerman
Fiddleford McGucket/Stanford Pines
Cristina Yang/Owen Hunt
Cristina Yang/Preston Burke
Levi Schmidt/Nico Kim
Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
James Wilson/Gregory House
The Baker and/The Baker's Wife
Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable
The Jewish People/The Shabbat Bride
Alec Hardison/Parker
Max Eisenhardt (Magneto)/Charles Xavier (Professor X)
Steve Rogers (Captain America)/James "Bucky" Barnes
Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Michael Bech
Arnold "Arnie" Roth/Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)/Teddy Altman (Hulkling)
Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Hank McCoy (Beast)
Bobby Drake (Iceman)/Johnny Storm (The Human Torch)
Layla El Faouly/Mark Spector (Moon Knight)
Matthew Hawk (Two-Gun Kid II)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Betty Brant
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Eugene "Flash" Thompson
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Felicia Hardy
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/ Harry Osborn
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Katherine Anne "Kitty" Pryde
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Mary Jane "MJ" Watson
Peter Parker (Spider-Man)/Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Steve Rogers/Bernadette "Bernie" Rosenthal
Wanda Maximoff/The Vision
Midge Maisel/Susie Myerson
Hal Emmerich (Otacon)/Solid Snake
Casey Goldberg-Calderon/Lunella Lafayette
Fran Fine/Max Sheffield
Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar
Winston Schmidt/Cece Parekh
David Jacobs/Jack Kelly
Seth Cohen/Summer Roberts
Scout Touzani/Elias Wyrick
KJ Brandman/Mac Coyle
Lavinia Asimov/Poison Oak
Phineas Flynn/Isabella Garcia-Shapiro
Anon's Mom/Dad
The person reading this & their partner
Jerry Seinfeld/Cosmo Kramer
Simon Lewis/Isabel Lightwood
Danielle/Maya
Bram Greenfeld/Simon Spier
Miryem Mandelstam/The Staryk King
David Rose/Patrick Brewer
James T Kirk/S'chn T'gai Spock
Worf Rozhenko/Jadzia Dax
Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla
Brian Jeeter/Krejjh
Bobby Singer/Rufus Turner
Jonah Simms/Amy Sosa
Reish Lakish/Rabbi Yochanen
King David/Yonatan
Devorah/Barak
Moses/Tzipporah
Ruth/Naomi
Yaakov/The Angel
Rowan Roth/Neil Mcnair
Klaus Hargreeves/Dave Katz
Cecil Palmer/Carlos The Scientist
Josh Lyman/Donna Moss
Little Ash/Uriel
Lucille "Lucy" Kensington/Dr. Edison "Ed" Tucker
Fox Mulder/Dana Scully
Anshel/Avigdor
Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer
Wanda Maximoff (The Scarlet Witch)/Jericho Drumm
Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Shondra Kinsolving
Bruce Wayne (Batman)/Talia Al Ghul
Ben Grimm (The Thing)/Alicia Masters
Velma Dinkley/Daphne Blake
Velma Dinkley/Marcie Fleach
Didi Pickles/Stu Pickles
Velma Dinkley/Coco Diablo
Babushka (Tatiana)/Dedushka (Ivan)
Kitty Pryde/Illyana Rasputin
Natasha Romanoff/Wanda Maximoff
Marc Spector (Moon Knight)/Clint Barton (Hawkeye)
Hillel/Shammai
S'chn T'gai Spock/James T Kirk/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
S'chn T'gai Spock/Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy
Frankie Bergstein/Grace Hanson
Annie Edison/Jeff Winger
Maxine Myers/Paula Cohen
Baby Houseman/Johnny Castle
Tevye/Golde
Michael "Mike" Wazowski/Celia Mae
Talmudic couple having gay sex in the attic
Tim Drake/Kon El (Conner Kent)
Violet Baudelaire/Quigley Quagmire
Reuben Kent/Feliks Kaufmann
Anshel/Avigdor/Hadass
Amram/Zelikman
Anshel/Hadass
SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN UNTIL MAY 8, 2023 @ 12:00 AM EDT
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And off he goes. To have a conflab with a fucking dog.
BRASSIC (4x02)
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polycule-playoff · 10 months
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Last Edited: 28 April 2024
Polycules that are in the running:
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity and Fluttershy
Stephen King's It
Richie Tozier, Eddie Kaspbrak, Beverly Marsh, Bill Denbrough, Ben Hanscom, Stan Uris, Mike Hanlon, Kay McCall, Audra Phillips and Patty Blum
Sherlock Holmes
Irene Adler, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Mary Morstan, and Godfrey Norton
Doki Doki Precure
Cure Heart, Cure Diamond, Cure Rosetta, Cure Sword and Regina
A3!
Tsumugi Tsukioka, Tasuku Takato, Hisoka Mikage, Homare Arisugawa, Azuma Yukishiro and Guy
Persona 5
Akira Kurusu/Ren Amamiya, Ryuji Sakamoto, Ann Takamaki, Yusuke Kitagawa, Makoto Niijima, Futaba Sakura, Haru Okumura, Goro Akechi, Sumire Yoshizawa, Morgana and Yuuki Mishima
Akira Kurusu/Ren Amamiya, Hifumi Togo, Chihaya Mifune, and Lavenza
Witch's Heart
Claire Elford, Noel Levine, Ashe Bradley, Wilardo Adler and Sirius Gibson
Ensemble Stars!!
Leo Tsukinaga, Tsukasa Suou, Arashi Narukami, Izumi Sena, Ritsu Sakuma, Mao Isara, Hokuto Hidaka, Subaru Akehoshi and Makoto Yuuki
Stranger Things
Steve Harrington, Eddie Munson, Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Argyle, Chrissy Cunningham, Eden Bingham, and Vickie.
Star Trek DS9
Elim Garak, Julian Bashir, Miles O'Brien, Keiko O'Brien, Kira Nerys, Jadzia Dax, Odo Ital, Quark, Worf, Ezri, Sisko, Lwaxana Troi, Kasidy Yates-Sisko, and Lenara Kahn
The Owl House
Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Willow Park, Hunter, and Gus Porter
Dracula
Jonathan Harker, Mina Harker, Lucy Westenra, Quincey Morris, Jack Seward, Arthur Holmwood, and Abraham Van Helsing
The Breakfast Club
Brian Johnson, Andrew Clark, Allison Reynolds, Claire Standish, and John Bender
Winx Club
Bloom, Stella, Tecna, Musa, Flora, Aisha, Sky, Brandon, Timmy, Riven, Helia, Nex and Nabu
Resident Evil
Leon S Kennedy, Claire Redfield, Ada Wong and Helena Harper
The Case Study of Vanitas
Vanitas, Noe Archiviste, Dominique de Sade and Jeanne
Scooby Doo
Fred Jones, Daphne Blake, Shaggy Rogers, Velma Dinkley, Hot Dog Water, and Crystal.
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Darla, Angel(us), Drusilla, and Spike/William
The Legend of Zelda
Revali, Zelda, Link, Mipha, Sidon, Yona, Paya and Tauro
The Magicians
Fen, Eliot Waugh, Margo Hanson, Josh Hoberman, Quentin Coldwater, and Arielle
Haikyū!!
Kiyoko Shimizu, Yachi Hitoka, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Tsukishima Kei, Bokuto Kōtarō, Akaashi Keiji, Kuroo Tetsurō, Kozume Kenma, Hinata Shōyō, Daichi Sawamura, Kageyama Tobio, Oikawa Tooru, Iwaizumi Hajime, Terushima Yuuji, and Ushijima Wakatoshi
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Teen Wolf fanfiction recs — Derek/Stiles {Part 4}
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"Don’t Be Anything But Okay" (T) by skoosiepants | 4,828 | “Oh my god.” Ben pops open the car door and says, “Please don’t embarrass me, Dad.” Stiles flaps a hand, still staring at the magnificent sight before him. There are glistening arm muscles and a sweaty tank top and then the vision bends over and holy god. He has to look away; it’s too much to take in all at once, he might swoon.
"An Unpredictable Amount of Turtles" (T) by skoosiepants | 5,942 | Stiles says, “I have a five year plan. A five year plan to popularity that will tank the minute I meet this guy.” “I feel like you’re exaggerating,” Scott says, but Scott has a katana-wielding badass waiting for him at the other end of the rainbow, and Stiles has terrariums.
"Homing Mechanisms" (M) by SmallBirds | 3,742 | Stiles returns to Beacon Hills after four years at Stanford, only to find out that Derek has moved back into town. He brings him a housewarming gift. Derek makes food. Things escalate from there.
"Won't Treat You Like You're Typical" (E) by Zee | 12,037 | "You think this is funny?" Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles' stupid smirking face. "I think it's hilarious," Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. "Dude, it's not like it's forever, we'll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I'll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!"
"In shade of shadows thrown" (G) by rufflefeather | 3,154 | Derek is still asleep, lips parted and face pressed against the window. He looks as harmless as anyone ever could and Stiles sees the fight go out of his dad with one breath. He knows how much Derek has lost. He’d seen it first hand as a Deputy. Knows he’d been thankful all the times Scott’s mom took up dealing with Stiles when he couldn’t. Knows he’d want someone to be there for Stiles if anything ever happened to him. Stiles knows his dad knows all those things, even though he never said so.
"A Secret No One Knows" 🔒 (E) by whiskey_in_tea | 3,688 | "My pre-adolescent crush on Taylor Hanson was basically my bisexual coming out party," Derek says, totally casual, and Stiles feels his heart stop beating, his mouth suddenly Sahara dry.
"New Morning" (T) by Captain_Loki | 2,719 | Stiles was caught in the Supernatural crossfires and ends up in the hospital, a protective Derek is dutifully at his side, despite the Sheriff's concerns.
"Of Wolves and Doughnuts" (T) by Hatteress | 22,340 | When Derek was fifteen, circumstance and a goddamn doughnut had seen fit to Bond him to Stiles Stilinski. In which Derek is more cunning than anyone gives him credit for, Stiles doesn't understand why the new Alphas in town are all up in his business and everyone gets a violent crash-course in what it means to be Pack, whether they're in it or not.
"Shake my ash to the wind" (E) by rufflefeather | 4,308 | Kissing Stiles is like a breeze through an open window that chases away a smell of fire that never leaves. The first time he tastes surprised and says, Holy shit while his fingers find lips that probably sting a little from Derek’s stubble. It makes Derek laugh and Stiles’ eyes go wide and pleased as if that’s a bigger surprise than the kiss.
"Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself" (G) by anonymous | 13,800 | Stiles' house burns down. Derek comes a-calling.
"Foes With Benefits" (T) by kellifer_fic | 4,492 | Stiles wants to fist bump Danny but he's pretty sure he'd just end up punching himself in the eye so he refrains. "It's not really a relationship anyway. It's more a foes with benefits type deal." "Except that you're completely in love with him," Lydia says to her manicure. "Except that I'm... wait, what?"
"I Hope By the Morning" (M) by andnowforyaya | 21,463 | From the bathroom came sounds of the guy brushing his teeth. Stiles rubbed the fifty dollar bill between his fingers and felt cheap. "Dude, I'm not taking your money." The guy spat and turned the faucet on. "Take the money. You said you lived in Queens last night? Who the hell lives in Queens." The fifty seemed gritty in his fingers, but he put it in the back pocket of his ridiculously tight jeans, anyway. That was, like, a five-hour shift at the coffee shop where he worked, Common Grounds, with tips. "And don't call me 'dude,'" the guy continued, turning off the faucet. "I'm not your college bro. It's Derek."
"Conquest of Spaces" (NR) by andnowforyaya | 3,242 | "You?" Pierre asks incredulously. "A mere human?" "Mere?" Stiles repeats, spreading his arms and looking down at himself. This time Derek really does chuckle, and Stiles grins at the noise. "My dad is still inside," he tells Derek. "So can we make this fast?"
"This Ship Will Carry Our Bodies Safe to Shore" (G) by notevenwriting | 6,350 | Hey, it’s okay. I’m okay. When those words appeared scrawled against the soft inside of his wrist, Derek’s first thought was that his mate and him would be involved in some kind of accident and they’d died in front of him. The thought used to scare him when he was a kid, the thought of being responsible for someone’s last minutes, of holding someone’s hand, brushing soft strands of hair out of their eyes and assuring them everything would be just fine made his heart race and forced his wolf into the surface.
"Asking for it" (E) by Helenish | 5,551 | “They’re using you,” Derek says, in spite of himself. Stiles’ eyes widen a little, mocking, “Doing a good job of it, too,” he says. There are marks all over him, fingerprints on his arms and throat, and he smells unfamiliarly satisfied, down to his bones, fucked hard, teeth set against the back of his neck.
"The Wonderful World of Woo" (T) by p1013 | 3,410 | Sometime during Stiles’ sophomore year of college, Derek starts dating. To say it’s an abject failure would be putting it mildly.
"DILF" (E) by twentysomething | 30,871 | Today is Scott's first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified.
"The Summer of Snow Cones and Not-Dates" (M) by clarkoholic & skywardsmiles | 38,871 | Summer is really boring. Like, mind-numbingly boring. Except for the part where Stiles can’t figure out if Derek’s his boyfriend, or why every werewolf in town keeps approaching him in the bathroom.
"The Time Traveler’s Prerogative" (E) by weathervaanes | 9,234 | After the events of "117", Derek doesn't magically transform back into his twenty-five-year-old body. Instead, he's stuck as a sixteen-year-old for an unknown amount of time. So the pack has to learn to deal with it.
"When the Bough Breaks" (T) by The Feels Whale | 12,068 | Look, Stiles knows he’s not really part of the pack, but really? He wishes the others aside from Scott and Allison would stay a little more up to date on what’s going on his life beyond how it affects them.
"who walks this dusty road" (E) by verity | 1,984 | Scott and Derek go off on some two-day wolfbrother spiritual journey in the Preserve that involves shirtlessness and minimal bathing, so Stiles spends a weekend taking hacking lessons from Danny, combing through Deaton's books with Lydia, and squashing his math homework beneath him when Malia tackles him onto his bed. For once, Stiles isn't thinking about anything but this, the way she pins him to the bed effortlessly and takes what she wants, how comfortably their bodies fit together. Then she puts her mouth against his ear and says, "Do you want to fuck him?" "What," Stiles says.
"take in the extent of my sin" (T) by Nokomis | 2,138 | There's someone in his loft, and it isn't Stiles, no matter how much it looks like him.
"Good Things" (E) by Alchemy | 10,067 | The sometimes poignant (and often erotic) misadventures of college-age Stiles Stilinski and his new boyfriend, Derek Hale, as they each attempt to navigate their first real relationship.
"Things are gonna change (next year)" (T) by anonymous | 8,032 | Stiles shifted again, then, and released a long breath. He seemed relieved to have gotten out the worst of it. “And, I'm having a really shitty week, actually. And I don't like myself a lot right now. This week or this year or, um, maybe in this phase of life...” and, and, and, Derek chanted in his head. And, and, and, he wished wildly... "...and if I'm giving you an insanely wide berth it's because you're gorgeous and good and smart and I'm trying really hard to be honest about how hard it is for me to just... be me. With me. Without anyone else."
"marked" (G) by elisela | 2,742 | “I don’t have a name,” was one of the first things Stiles ever said to him, somewhere in between “do your eyebrows always do that?” and “come on, one coffee can’t hurt.” And now the memory of it is all Derek can hear over the pounding of his own heart in his head, a drumbeat that sounds like he’s being marched to his own execution.
"hear it in the silence" (E) by elisela | 72,243 | Derek's been on the fringes of the McCall pack since he returned to Beacon Hills. He doesn't feel comfortable there, he doesn't feel comfortable when he's gone—so he spends most of his time alone, helps out Scott when he needs is, and for some reason, answers every text message Stiles sends him. A year of FaceTime and phone calls don't prepare him, however, for Stiles tossing a duffle bag on his bed in mid-July while he talks about the awesome road trip he has planned for them. Derek doesn't remember agreeing, but he does know this: where Stiles goes, he'll follow.
"ahead in the count" (E) by elisela | 50,075 | “Yankee fan,” Derek says, laughing when Stiles makes a disgusted face. “The Bronx Bombers, Stiles, you can’t be a New Yorker and—” “Stop talking right now,” Stiles sighs, shaking his head. “I can’t believe I still want to kiss you after that,” he says, pulling Derek in by his coat. “This is making me rethink everything." “I’ll never watch them again,” Derek promises, and Stiles laughs against his mouth.
"love in suspension" (T) by creationmyth | 6,140 | They walk side by side back to the camaro, Derek’s all tensed up while Stiles hums some unnamable tune under his breath. When they finally break the treeline, Stiles pulls Derek by the arm so they’re face to face. “Thank you,” Stiles tells him quietly, making sure Derek knows he’s sincere. “It’s what we do.” It is. It really is.
"mark me like a bloodstain" (E) by creationmyth & S3anchaidh | 11,405 | Stiles bows back, flat against the front of the dishwasher as he considers Derek, surrounded by his own hair. “Are you afraid of things changing,” he starts, “or are you afraid of changing me?”
"i want to eat at you the way it eats at me" (E) by creationmyth | 6,335 | Stiles wants to hurt Derek in ways he has never been hurt before. He wants to hurt Derek in ways that Stiles has only ever hurt. He wants to reach inside of Derek’s head and get a hold of his brain, he wants to replace it with tripwires and electric fencing, he wants to press his forehead to Derek’s and whisper, you can’t trust your own thoughts, he wants to show Derek his own memories and say, what good are these if you can’t even trust yourself?
"STIFF" (M) by aussiebee | 4,736 | It begins with a book about cadavers, and ends up with the sheriff thoroughly traumatised by an encounter in Whole Foods.
"Like Rain in Spring" (E) by EdgeOfMyDesiree & Jmeelee | 49,478 | When Stiles, at college on a sports scholarship, loses his leg in a car accident, he finds help in an unlikely place—Derek Hale, captain of their basketball team, who Stiles is 99% sure hates his guts.
"Notches in Your Spine" (E) by whiskey_in_tea | 8,741 | Stiles is the one who finds them in the first place, Derek’s college applications.
"That's Why He Lets Him" (E) In by alisvolatpropiis | 3,210 | “Fucking vampire,” Stiles says, running his long, strong fingers through his wet hair. “Nasty bitch too, nearly got me. Twice. Made me fight in her a rainy alley like we were in a fucking TV show. But I did my very best Buffy impersonation and here I am to live another day.” His voice sounds joking, but the humor doesn’t reach his eyes. Derek has come to learn that the more cavalier about his exploits Stiles is, the more shaken he is.
"take me to church" (M) by callunavulgari | 3,129 | Derek scoffs. “You want to take me back to Quantico.” “I’m an intern, Derek. Pretty sure they’re not going to go looking for you under my mattress. Come on,” he coaxes, jostling Derek with his elbow. “You know how this works, we’ve done it before. Safest place to be is right under their nose.”
"Fools Rush In" (E) by origamifrogs | 30,673 | Stiles and Derek get drunk in Las Vegas, accidentally get married, and go on a road trip.
"copywritten (so don't copy me)" (E) by etben | 12,986 | "You have to talk, okay?" Derek had made a face, and Stiles had grabbed him by the shoulders, pushing him up against the wall. "No, listen—if we're going to sell my dad on this, you have to be me, which means you have to talk, okay, because the man has spent the past seventeen years living in a house with me and not once have I shut up when he asked me to, so you are just going to have to get over your whole 'strong and silent' deal and find something to say, okay?"
"Constant Vigilance" (M) by TheVoiceofWrath | 4,079 | Stiles badgers Derek into teaching him how to handle himself in a fight and, somewhere along the way, Derek maybe falls for Stiles a little bit. Whatever, it's not a big deal. He swears it's nothing.
"Let’s Get Frick Fracked" (M) by TheVoiceofWrath | 1,927 | Derek glares down at Stiles. “I can’t believe you. I left you alone for five minutes and you triggered a witch’s trap. We weren’t even after a witch. It’s amazing, the trouble you get yourself into.” "I’m sure I can’t possibly be blamed," Stiles says with a grin. He’s lying on the floor like an idiot, right where he fell when the curse went off. "It’s your fault for leaving me unattended. But that’s okay. You’re wearing those jeans today that hug your ass just right and I wouldn’t hold anything against you on Especially Tight Pants Day."
"A Win-Win Situation" (E) by TheVoiceofWrath | 416 | Derek growls lustily and drags his mouth down Stile’s neck, bites at Stiles’s throat and yanks at Stiles’s belt. “I can’t believe you made me wait for a month…” "Lots of people take a sex-break before their weddings, dude. It’s totally normal."
"Ghost of You" (G) by Lissadiane | 22,101 | When the Wild Hunt erases Stiles on a dark and stormy night, it's up to the rest of Scott and Derek's packs to pick through the holes in their memories in search of someone they can't even remember.
"Full Circle" (E) by calrissian18 | 8,007 | Just because Stiles should walk away, it doesn't mean he can.
"Dragon's Breath" (E) by trilliath | 56,164 | Between the hunters and the monsters that have interfered with life in Beacon Hills, the pack has had to learn a lot in the last few years, including Stiles teaching himself to practice magic in private. It's not exactly a secret from the pack, but it's not something he's shown much. When it comes time to put his skills to the test, Derek is the only one who finally gets to see Stiles's wild magic put to use saving Erica's life from a new threat in town.
"Thigh High" (E) by Hatteress | 763 | Funny. It was supposed to be funny. Seriously, Derek had lost a bet and Erica had been in charge of the stakes which had been awesome because Erica is the bomb at coming up with hilarious embarrassing shit and- This is all Erica's fault.
"Portrait of a Wolf" (E) by trilliath | 48,397 | In a big-city AU, Derek's a reclusive painter known for his wolf and nature-themed artwork. Stiles is a photographer and journalist who works for a magazine that is doing a featured article on up-and-comer Derek. Things don't get off to the best start, but Stiles is determined to capture the man behind the artwork. Of course, he's going to get more than he bargained for.
"Say It Again and Mean It" (E) by ladyblahblah | 39,853 | “You're talking about me making dinner at the pack meeting.” “. . . Yeah?” “But I'm not—” Not pack. It's nothing he hasn't known for years now, but somehow he still can't bring himself to say the words. They feel like a curse; as if somehow, as long as he doesn't say them, he can pretend that they aren't true. “I don't think Derek wants me there,” he says instead.
"Pinch Me" (E) by Wolftraps | 12,157 | It doesn't work. When the nogitsune crumbles to ash, he's weakened, but he's right back in Stiles head with his damn riddles. And Stiles feels like he's not just losing control, but also losing himself. But no one can lose their shadow.
"I Intend to be Independently Blue" (M) by Loz | 21,761 | Stiles is the worst thing that could have happened to Derek. He hasn't been wolfing out at inopportune moments since his teens, but only because he has a system in place. And this is where Stiles comes into play. Because he's been messing with this system, and doesn't even know. Also, there's a wendigo.
"giving up this whole lie, this whole me" (E) by Loz | 11,216 | Between his relationship with Jennifer and his dealings with Deucalion and the Darach, Derek gains a form of resolution.
"points system" (T) by preromantics | 2,815 | Stiles knows blurting things out in the middle of what could possibly be a life or death sort of situation is on absolutely no one's list of seduction techniques.
"to the shipping forecast" (G) by morphosyntactic | 1,736 | “Different like - do you mean - dude.” Stiles stares. His heartbeat picks up, his eternal giveaway, but they have an unspoken agreement now, both pretend Derek can’t tell in an instant when Stiles is worked up because of something Derek himself says. “Have you come to offer me the bite?”
"Wild and Reckless Breeze" (M) by GotTheSilver | 15,761 | Stiles is killing time working at a bookshop, Derek buys a lot of Chuck Palahniuk and they start hanging out, much to the confusion of Scott and the Sheriff.
"Lord knows it would be the first time" (E) by uraneia | 12,287 | Stiles is home from Berkeley for the summer, but only because he promised the pack. He'd rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they're not doing it anymore, and it sucks. Unfortunately, he doesn't have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek's melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek.
"Grave Dirt" (NR) by Lissadiane | 1,679 | “You think there are better worlds out there than this one?” Stiles asks, stretched out on his back with graveyard dirt underneath him, grinding against his shoulder blades as he gestures up at the starry sky. He’s drunk, ostensibly over Lydia, probably actually over some existential combination of despair and terror of the unknown and maybe a little bit more of the known, now that he knows it involves werewolves and who the fuck knows what else.
"Wolves and Foxes Don’t Get Along" (G) by Lissadiane | 14,557 | The first werewolf Stiles ever sees is a goofy looking dude with floppy brown hair and a crooked smile, leaning up against a black camaro outside the high school, wearing an oversized leather jacket, surrounded by half a dozen other preternaturally beautiful girls and guys, also in leather. Also probably werewolves. They look like they stepped right out of Twilight and it’s not subtle.
"The Things That Don't Matter" (T) by Lissadiane | 2,607 | Stiles isn't sure what surprises him the most, that he survives to graduate, or that Derek comes back to see it.
"Making Space and Time" (NR) by Lissadiane | 4,098 | In which Stiles is sad and lonely until the day he finds a dog that's just as lost as he is.
"Have You Heard about the Midnight Rambler?" (T) by calrissian18 | 844 | Stiles wiggled his fingers, smiling – the left side of his mouth twitching up higher than the right. Derek didn’t remember Stiles’ smile being uneven before. “I think I killed something,” he said bemusedly.
"as we share this simple night" (E) by mockturtletale | 11,045 | Stiles is letting Derek in. He’s letting Derek really see him, for all that he is, all he has to give, and Derek doesn’t know why Stiles is trusting him with this, because he’s sure it’s too good to be wasted on him. He’s fractured and he’s bruised, broken in a way that has spoiled him and struck too deep. He’s bitter, inside and out, and Stiles is sweet, only learning now that that’s something that his enemies can’t resist, something that makes Derek want to sink his teeth in.
"O Father of Mine" (G) by isthatbloodonhisshirt | 5,227 | “He told me he understood, and that he was happy we were both happy, and that if I hurt you he knew how to kill a Werewolf and where to hide a body.” Stiles paused in his task of spooning rice onto one of the plates, giving Derek a weird look. “My dad had a similarly confusing discussion with me this morning,” he admitted. “Yeah, I’m not sure I understand what he was talking about.” They stared at one another for a long while in silence. “Dude,” Stiles finally said. “Does my dad think we’re dating?” “Is that what that was?” Derek asked.
"this boy, half-destroyed" (T) by M_Leigh | 25,599 | Bodies – those are something you understand, mostly; you know immediately exactly how much smaller he is than the last time you saw him. Too skinny, too pale; his cheeks cave in a little too much, from his face. He’s a shadow of something: he looks like the dead walking. His hands are stuffed down in the pockets of his hoodie and he looks tentative but not afraid.
"the blood blooms clean in you, ruby" (T) by M_Leigh | 47,813 | You don’t remember, anymore, where exactly you were when you found out that she was dead. You remember almost everything else about her dying, though.
"Crash Landers" (T) by gyzym | 31,173 | In which Stiles learns to Stalk That Stalk. (Or, how to accidentally woo your unfriendly neighborhood alpha in roughly five hundred handwritten steps.)
"Reason to Believe" 🔒 (E) by whiskey_in_tea | 17,304 | Their pack, their family, is hard-fought and tight-knit, and no one knows or cares how to let Derek back into the circle he started, the pack he took with his teeth. “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I need your help,” he says now. “Peter—Peter’s gone.”
"Work In Progress" (G) by JenNova | 7,856 | “What are you trying to do?” Lydia asks finally. “Fix Derek,” Stiles says, not bothering to dissemble – Lydia's been lied to enough. “You know, before someone or something else tries to use him.”
"Play Crack the Sky" (M) [122,787] and "Sowing Season" (M) [253,020] by WeAreTheCyclones | Stiles had gotten Derek into a lot of trouble. He’d been a bad influence. And that was just before the first album dropped. He’d reshaped Derek’s life into something a little bit more spectacular and then when things went wrong… when things started to change… when Stiles and the band moved to LA to record a second album and Derek didn’t want to be a part of it and Stiles didn’t fight for him… well, Derek was left behind, confused and utterly lost in his wake.
"i have always been the storm" (E) by stilinskisparkles | 25,251 | Stiles is a storm chaser and Derek is a NatGeo photographer.
"Amor Fati" (E) by alocalband | 42,812 | When Stiles gets thrown into the bank vault about twenty minutes after him, Derek isn’t even surprised. As it turns out, neither is Stiles.
"Jumpstart My Heart" (M) by calrissian18 | 743 | There’s no way to hide it now, Stiles is too curious, too sure there’s something to be curious about. Derek says bluntly, “You died in Gerard’s basement.”
"you're the message i was heeding" (T) by magneticwave | 12,057 | “I miss you every day. It’s worse than when I lost Mom. There is this big fucking hole in my fucking life because the best friend that I have ever had decided to go on a run at ass o’clock in the morning and some drunk fucker was playing live-action Mario Kart on I-5. But you’re alive here, so you are going to be fucking happy if it fucking kills you.”
"California Kings" (E) by Rosada | 1,171 | For Stiles’ nineteenth birthday, he gets five videogames, two hundred dollars, a tire iron, a leather-bound journal, a book on Celtic symbols, and an argument with Derek.
"Hibernation Station" (E) by calrissian18 | 72,965 | Stiles meets his future husband on a rather unspectacular Wednesday. The day’s blah-winter bleak, the subway car cold and rattling on its tracks but Stiles has somehow slouched into the best seat in the house. He’s asleep, Stiles’ future husband, cramped into a corner seat next to one of the doors and pressed as far up against the plastic and glass as possible.
"Unspoken" (E) by sori | 6,925 | Billy was Stiles second roommate, but he’s hardly worth mentioning because he was there less than four hours. Unfortunately for him, he moved in on Derek’s third visit to campus. It didn’t go well for either Billy or Stiles.
"I'll Bleed, Babe" (E) by Whispering_Sumire | 15,250 | It feels like it's been years stuck in this neverending nightmare-hell—he's barely able to come up from it anymore, and the few times he has, all he gets are glimpses of the nogitsune using his body to take advantage of Derek, listening as it whispers ridicule and blame in his ear, taking all that weight Derek carries and coating Stiles' tongue with it, torturing him with its knowledge.
"Radio Silence" 🔒 (M) by saintsideways | 21,112 | “So what’s it like?” Scott asks, as if Stiles hadn’t sent him texts at the end of Basic along the lines of My whole body hurts just like that time with the Chimera, or Fuck, I never knew snow was this fucking cold, and by the way I think Yetis are real, after a week of mountain warfare exercises. “It’s a lot like high school,” Stiles says.
"Definitely Not Fish Demons" 🔒 (T) by saintsideways | 2,596 | Your father wants to take me fishing. Derek looks at the message before he sends it, wondering why it’s so difficult to convey deep discomfort with just text. His phone buzzes in his pocket a few minutes later. Uh oh, says Stiles’ reply.
"Hot Nerd Alert" (E) by alisvolatpropiis | 25,115 | Derek can't believe he's actually doing this: taking a selfie snap of the guy he’s been crushing on for weeks to prove to Danny that one, yes, he really does exist, and two, he really is that hot and thus he is totally justified in being too scared to make a move. Or you know, even talk to the guy outside of the class they share. In his defense, this isn’t just any guy. This THE guy. Hot Nerd. The utterly adorable but still somehow insanely sexy freshman in his twentieth century American Lit class who he’s been lusting over since the first day of the semester. If there were ever a time for him to be that person who tries to be subtle while taking snaps of other people, this is it.
"Accident (Waiting to Happen)" (T) by Jerakeen | 1,247 | “You’re just jealous of our friendship,” Stiles says cattily, butting the top of his head more firmly into Derek’s armpit. “Right,” Scott says, putting his jacket on. “I’m jealous that I don’t get to snuggle on the couch with the two of you.” “Obviously,” Stiles agrees.
"Liability" (M) by anonymous | 17k+ WIP | “Your virginity has become a...liability,” Deaton says, and fuck him, he’s trying not to laugh.
"you can leave your hat on" (E) by forpony | 4,864 | “You have got to be kidding me,” Derek mutters, closing his eyes and pinching his nose in frustration. “Laura!” He yells. “Oh, is the stripper here!?” Laura thumps over from the party area as she’s dubbed it, and skids to a stop next to Derek, throwing an arm around his shoulders. “Heeeey, Stilinski. Looking good, kid.” “Uh,” Stiles, the Sheriff’s son, blushes. “Laura, you said this was for a friend of yours.”
"Whispers in the Dark" (E) by weathervaanes | 6,943 | Stiles Stilinski would call himself a starving artist except for the simple facts that he is neither starving, nor does he know anything about art (unless you consider a novelist an artist, which Stiles only does sometimes). So when his best friend insists he accompany him to a show in the city, Stiles thinks it will probably be the most boring evening of his life.
"Sharing Food" (E) by aussiebee | 9,564 | Derek is pretty much absorbed into the Stilinski family, one meal at a time.
"Cripple and the Starfish" (T) by Rena | 2,819 | “It’s not what it looks like,” he squeaks, voice promptly skyrocketing into the highest tenor a boy his age is physically able to produce without tearing his vocal chords out. “Actually,” Derek cuts in smoothly, “it’s exactly what it looks like.”
"Inertia" (M) by apocryphal | 21,608 | The last thing Derek and Cora are expecting to find outside their motel room is a gaunt Stiles Stilinski, lacrosse bag on one shoulder and the weight of the world on the other.
"the projectionist" (M) by sunsetpanic | 6,190 | "This is the part where the cavalry comes, right?" Stiles asks, drumming his hands against the floor while Derek searches fruitlessly for anything that might actually keep the Alphas out for another few minutes. "The cavalry doesn't come for us," Derek says wearily.
"Differential Equations" (T) by hedgerose | 5,170 | Stiles has all the variables, but he doesn't even know that there needs to be an equation yet. It's simple math, really. Twenty-one minus six is fifteen, and fifteen-year-old boys are easily swayed.
"Howling around your kitchen door" (T) by sloganeer | 3,762 | It’s been months since Stiles last saw Derek, when they waved across the street and were on their way. It’s been longer still since they spoke. Stiles hasn’t had much to say since he told Derek how he felt and Derek told him he was wrong.
"Taking Off The Edges" (E) by Ark | 8,797 | Scott's regard turning completely away hurts more than the wounded, incredulous eyeballing. He's bright red to the tips of his ears, and his hands are balled up tight into fists. “Tell me what the hell you were going to tell me, then,” Scott says. He's not looking at Stiles anymore, so Derek's the one who answers. “That we're paired,” says Derek, calmly and decisively, from over Stiles's shoulder.
"Kiss Me on This Cold December Night" (E) by Leslie_Knope | 18,975 | The hairs on the back of Stiles’ neck tingle, and he swallows hard against the unmistakable sensation of someone staring at him. He’s tempted to just ignore it, but after a few seconds, his curiosity wins out and he looks up from his phone instead. He doesn’t notice anything right away, flicking his gaze along the people on the other side of the intersection until he suddenly stops and backtracks. It’s a little hard to see, what with the thick drizzle and the cars whizzing between them, but he would recognize that glorious bearded face anywhere, even after six years. Holy shit.
"When You're Close I Feel the Sparks" (M) by Leslie_Knope | 39,671 | The guy is hot as hell, sure—leather jacket and glasses, Jesus, be still Stiles' poor, bisexual, beating heart—but more importantly, it must really suck being new on the first day of senior year. “We’re adopting him,” he decides, tugging Scott and Kira by the elbow in that direction. “Let’s go.”
"Mated" (E) by otter | 37,712 | Stiles already had a history with skin magazines for werewolves. It wasn't like he was new at this, even if his modeling portfolio was completely pathetic. He was cool and collected. He was a jaded professional. He was not at all prepared for working with Derek Hale.
"You're a Dream to Me" (M) by lady_ragnell | 11,810 | Derek has the first dream in a shitty motel room just across the Nevada border, when his clothes still smell like smoke.
"good, giving, and game" (E) by verity | 5,385 | They've been together long enough now that they don't have arguments over the big stuff anymore: there's a few things they've each accepted as fact. Derek hates Olive Garden. Stiles refuses to let Derek work on the Jeep. Derek doesn't dance. They're never going to get werewolf-married because Stiles is never going to do the thing where Derek locks his werewolf dick in Stiles's ass and jizzes all up his colon while they lie on a bed of rose petals and listen to mood music.
"will to follow through" (T) by owlpostagain | 42,411 | “I’m only going to warn you once,” Stiles says quietly to Danny, dropping two plates of sandwiches on the kitchen table and gesturing Danny towards an empty chair. “This is one of those things that once you know, you know, and there’s no going back. You can’t unknow, or unsee, and it’s not exactly a picnic in the park.” “Are you offering me the blue pill?” Danny asks, the corner of his mouth lifting in a halfhearted smirk.
"i thought it make believe" (T) by blinkiesays | 2,631 | "I totally saved a girl's life once. From a werewolf." Oh crap, he's totally drunk. When he's not drunk he remembers to leave out the part about werewolves. "It's like, less impressive when you know that the girl I saved was an even more powerful werewolf? but I still saved her! Me! I was 16 and I hit a werewolf with a tree branch."
"go home, or make a home" (T) by lady_ragnell | 7,437 | In a world where Derek lets Scott kill the Alpha and get the cure, he has to figure out how to rebuild his life, with help from Stiles.
"Happily Never After" (T) by isthatbloodonhisshirt | 13,715 | Someone was saying his name, but it sounded like they were speaking to him from underwater. His brain felt foggy, there were hands on his shoulders, and the voice was getting louder. Derek forced his eyes open, everything blurry and faces hovering over him. “Derek,” one of them said urgently, and he winced when a flashlight was being shined in his eyes. “Derek, can you hear me?”
"Indefinable" (M) by calrissian18 | 3,447 | They didn’t fit a definition, just each other.
"Smoke is Just the Air Remembering Fire" (E) by alisvolatpropiis | 8,482 | Derek has cried three times in his adult life: when his sister died, when the alpha pack used him to kill Boyd, and when Stiles Stilinski broke his heart.
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SIDE A RESULTS
hạt dẻ hạt phỉ (Chestnut & Hazelnut in Vietnamese) [@auburn-cat043] vs. Phee [Toby, @pied-piper-pluto]
Apelio vs. Peculiarè [Peggsnbacon/Insertcleverurl]
Avery [@agirlwithachakram] vs. Kishimaru [@notagutterrat]
Luphina [@bees-buzzy-blog] vs. Excavator [@enjoliquej]
Hans [@tzarina-alexandra] vs. Ling/Estrelya
Aldara [@kozzax] vs. Dan (Hanson Ōkami) [@cabincryptid51]
Roberta [@gentleralts] vs. Moon Starr
Princess Mari [Nicole] vs. Cinnamon
Cupid [@onitekka] vs. Blazestar [@theaviskullguy]
Golden Sketch [@artoftheberri] vs. Sola [AstralAugur]
Raina [Physique] vs. Ash [@changeling-ash]
Sakura vs. Sana Uzumaki
Silvia Greystone [Vio] vs. Fiona
Emma [Crow] vs. Liz Turner [@linzerj]
Beckett Ashford [@noonbeam17] vs. Clairé [@fagbearentertainment]
Twila [@polygonstars] vs. Kayama [@iinsomniia]
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Rules: put music on shuffle, list ten songs, tag people. I was tagged by @dear-massacre
gun in my hand dorothy
all you wanted michelle branch
alejandro lady gaga
shake the head and the heart
save me hanson
fancy reba mcentire
one night standards ashely mcbryde
could've been me the struts
graves whiskey shivers
how did you love shinedown
tagging @lunapascal @youhavereachedtheendofpie @eevylynn @staticwaffles @frostysfrenzy @macandstella @jynersq @andorerso @flythesail
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prpfs · 7 months
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It's that time of year! 🎃
21+. She/Her. EST. Looking for some horror fandom roleplays.
Please be 21+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I write on Discord but like to stay on Tumblr for plotting so my Discord doesn't get too cluttered. I write in third person, past tense. Semi-lit/lit. I care more about quality than quantity so I don't mind how much you write, as long as I have something to work with. I work full-time Monday through Friday so replies won't happen every day. I try my hardest to get replies out within 2-3 days. Because of the nature of these fandoms, I'm looking for some darker plots so NSFW will be involved. I'm fine with that NSFW including smut. It is a preference but not a requirement.
I'm open to canon x canon pairings (MxM, FxF, or MxF) or canon x OC (MxM or FxF only). I prefer canon or canon divergent plots. I'll only say no to AUs that are way out there--i.e., bear hardly any resemblance to the canon universe for the fandoms.
I will be listing the fandoms I'm looking for and my biggest muse(s). I'm open to discussing ships. Anyone in bold is a muse I'm particularly dying to write as at the moment.
American Horror Story: Hotel - John Lowe, Will Drake
American Psycho - Patrick Bateman
Behind the Mask - Leslie Vernon
Evil Dead Franchise - Ash Williams
The Exorcist (TV Show) - Marcus Keane, Tomas Ortega
Halloween Franchise - Allyson Nelson, Michael Myers, Vicky
NBC Hannibal - Brian Zeller, Frederick Chilton, Will Graham
Hostel - Josh Brooks, Paxton Rodriguez
Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Dave Hanson, Debbie Stone,
Mike Tobacco
The Lost Boys - David
Saw Franchise - Mark Hoffman, William Schenk
Scream Franchise - Billy Loomis, Dewey Riley, Jill Roberts, Mickey Altieri, Richie Kirsch
The Stand (mainly the book and TV mini series) - Randall Flagg
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise - Tex Sawyer
The Walking Dead - Beth Greene, Gareth, Merle Dixon, Paul Rovia, Shane Walsh
If interested in working something out, please message me (preferred) or like this post and I'll message you.
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findroleplay · 7 months
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It's that time of year!
21+. She/Her. EST. Looking for some horror fandom roleplays.
Please be 21+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I write on Discord but like to stay on Tumblr for plotting so my Discord doesn't get too cluttered. I write in third person, past tense. Semi-lit/lit. I care more about quality than quantity so I don't mind how much you write, as long as I have something to work with. I work full-time Monday through Friday so replies won't happen every day. I try my hardest to get replies out within 2-3 days. Because of the nature of these fandoms, I'm looking for some darker plots so NSFW will be involved. I'm fine with that NSFW including smut. It is a preference but not a requirement.
I'm open to canon x canon pairings (MxM, FxF, or MxF) or canon x OC (MxM or FxF only). I prefer canon or canon divergent plots. I'll only say no to AUs that are way out there--i.e., bear hardly any resemblance to the canon universe for the fandoms.
I will be listing the fandoms I'm looking for and my biggest muse(s). I'm open to discussing ships. Anyone in bold is a muse I'm particularly dying to write as at the moment.
American Horror Story: Hotel - John Lowe, Will Drake
American Psycho - Patrick Bateman
Behind the Mask - Leslie Vernon
Evil Dead Franchise - Ash Williams
The Exorcist (TV Show) - Marcus Keane, Tomas Ortega
Halloween Franchise - Allyson Nelson, Michael Myers, Vicky
NBC Hannibal - Brian Zeller, Frederick Chilton, Will Graham
Hostel - Josh Brooks, Paxton Rodriguez
Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Dave Hanson, Debbie Stone,
Mike Tobacco
The Lost Boys - David
Saw Franchise - Mark Hoffman, William Schenk
Scream Franchise - Billy Loomis, Dewey Riley, Jill Roberts, Mickey Altieri, Richie Kirsch
The Stand (mainly the book and TV mini series) - Randall Flagg
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise - Tex Sawyer
The Walking Dead - Beth Greene, Gareth, Merle Dixon, Paul Rovia, Shane Walsh
If interested in working something out, please message me (preferred) or like this post and I'll message you.
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