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#asdfghjk bastard man;;
silviakundera · 4 months
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Lighter and Princess ep 36 - the finale!
What Gao Jianhong explains is honestly what I had assumed: Li Xun's sister's death and the ramifications ruined 2 lives, not 1. Geo Jianhong obviously never expected her to die at that hotel. (It was an accident, not even Fang's fault either as much as a POS he is.) But just like LX wasn't thinking clearly, neither was GJH- he was panicked and also consumed with guilt. Objectively, it was an unconnected accident. But she wouldn't have been at that location if not for Gao. So he just triples down on being the villian. Ok, I'm a monster. So be it. I'll play that role to the limit. Maybe this is how I finally win. After all these years, I think he's still been feeling guilt over Sister Li Lan's death. He can't stop being the villain because he doesn't believe in his own redemption. And this gets all mixed up with the resentment and hate that persists because of his inferiority complex.
This doesn't absolve him of anything, btw. He's a bastard who has stolen from & stepped on more amateur game designers; caused Li Xun mental anguish, betrayed his trust in a disgusting manner; abused his wife, blackmailed Zhu Yin with 'social death'... He tried to send Li Xun back to prision. Objectively a trash person.
But it's consistent, layered characterization. It's an explanation. I was glad to see the subtext I'd interpreted become explicit text.
gawwwwdd but I'M EVIL in that it's so satisfying for Gao Jianhong to hear that Li Xun has the inner strength & capacity to forgive him and let go. ("Impossible! It's me. It's me who wanted to step on him. It's me who stopped from from standing up.") BWAHAHAHAHA you fell short yet again, you pathetic man child. He bests u in everything. ❤ And now you're living for him, at his command.
They got the name back \o/
The biggest surprise in this drama is how I ended up loving class president Fang Shu Miao. Just a minor character but it's fun that she grew up into an awesome lady and good friend.
smh but up to the very end, this drama still trying so hard to convince me that ML is handsome lmao sorry I have eyes, no. Love u anyway rat boy 😍🐀😍
The Flying team scenes in the finale really were too perfect and made me so emotional. Mr Dong is still the boss! They're all shareholders! Eating ice pops again, the sacred tradition 😂😭
Mr Dong: "Your daughter is my boss now. She works for herself."
asdfghjk (whispers) it's true tho
99% of the time I dislike the "this company is my found family" storyline tbh. I've seen a lot of toxic situations in rl, especially young lgbt who were rejected by their families and had nowhere else to go, only to be taken advantge of. But this drama has been a big exception to that. A group of odd balls who aren't loyal friends at the start (originally out for themselves) but go thru adventures together. My favorite flavor. And now Mr Dong is defending Li Xun as an elder, when he has no one else to bring to the table. This drama earned it! (And it helps that the protagonists are clearly the leaders of this gang now, no power imbalance.)
"Mom, this is our home. You have no right to interfere. You have no right to make the decisions." 👏👏👏 i love herrrrrrrrrr
After Zhu Yun's mother makes an absolutely disgusting declaration (to an orphan whose parents & sister are dead) that she must marry her daughter to someone "with a happy family" of an equal social status, and invites him to bring his parents to meet them... It's now Li Xun's turn to be an absolute badass and instead of centering his own pain and insult, simply points out that he knows Zhu Yun has the ability to change the world, but her parents just want ZY to obey them. It's her parents that are wronging HER most of all and he sees that. Maturity!
I love how they roll. She suggests they have a baby because 30 is the right age, but then they'd need to get married. He's like ok, let's have a baby. And then a couple days later buys them a house. She's basically quasi proposed to him and then they just decide to get it done. Very them.
The marriage certificate guys' FACE. "You have many family members." !!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭
The marriage was absolutely perfect. Loved the final group picture and that their friends gathered to support them in lieu of blood family.
I normally don't get attached or care too much for supporting characters. But Lighter & Princess and A Journey to Love broke that mold for me. Sorry Ren Di, though you are smoking hot I never could care about your angst. But the friend group really endeared themselves to me.
What a truly fantastic story from beginning to end. Never falters. I feel like modern cdramas have a bad rep compared to kdramas but there are some real gems. note to self: make a modern cdrama rec post this year
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Tropy, while he was doing better, still didn’t seem like he was...quite back to normal. Not all the way, at least. He kept having strange thoughts between what were his own thoughts, something kept telling him to get back in the kart and race. And win- to never accept anything better than first place. He wasn’t saying anything, but he kept laughing that strange, more crazed than usual laugh every once in a while. In his mind, he was practically arguing with himself over what to do now. And every once in a while, he would mutter part of what he was thinking without realizing it.
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WOW CANT BELIEVE DISNEY CONFIRMED THAT BRUNO IS THE CHILD OF A RAT BASTARD MAN AND AN ON FIRE BASTARD MAN
JHGFDSDFGHJ SILAS DID YOU SEND THAT MESSAGE TO MAKE THAT MEME OR IS THAT JUST REALLY WELL EDITED?????? ANYWAY YEAH BRUNO IS NOW JUST A FUSION OF CLANCY AND LUCAS ASDFGHJK
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shibalen · 4 years
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[1/3] Hi~ May I pls request a Magi + KnY romantic male matchup? I'm a 5'0 hetero fem. I love to draw & sing especially! (I sing opera & I wanna be a voice teacher) I often take endless pics of the sunset and sea bc it's so pretty. I dislike bossy ppl. Quirk: I have a red birthmark on my arm shaped like Alaska lol! To strangers, I'm quiet, shy, friendly, and kind of a loner bc I'm rlly awkward (plus I value my time alone) I easily open up to funny ppl tho.
[2/3] In private, I'm more chill, funny & playful, especially w/ family. I can joke around them a lot. I have a short temper but I forgive just as quickly. I tend to smile or laugh a lot if I'm feeling embarrassed, sometimes I feel stupid for doing so :( I can be hard on myself yet I feel it's necessary to improve. I'm an appreciative person so I'll say thank you like 1000 times lol! I like to be straightforward in relationships even tho I still may be shy. I highly value family & honesty.
[3/3] I'd prefer a s/o who is family-oriented, devoted & genuine. It'd be great if they have a sense of humor too! I'd be the type to sing softly to my s/o while we're alone and close together. Maybe try to lull them to sleep, hehe! Thank you so much! Sorry it was so long, please take your time! I appreciate your hard work! Stay safe and healthy!! (*´︶`*)ノ"=͟͟͞͞♡
♡︎ matchup for @ne-nene-ne
bonjour! omg we sound so much alike? idk maybe it's just me? hehe
anyhowdies, thank you for your patience and popping up in my notifications so often! here is your mauchup~
|| magi: i match you with . . .
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koumei ren
• since Koumei is not fond of loud and lively people, he would love all of your qualities! you're quiet but still easy to get along with, playful but value family as much as he. someone as well-balanced is a good match for him.
• he completely understands the habit of being hard on oneself. i feel like he's like that as well (hence all those hours of work) while he can appreciate your need to improve, he never fails to check up on you, ensuring you're not being overly critical of yourself.
• you wish he could do the same for himself because the words 'enough sleep' and 'self care' do not apparently belong into this man's vocabulary. you gotta gently remind him to eat and take a bath.
• also pls lull him to sleep, he needs it. all those late nights planning military strategies have done their part so your heavenly voice is the only thing that can put him at ease.
• you can just be talking and he already finds himself relaxing.
• he's eternally grateful to you for coming into his life ♡︎
• Komei is incredibly devoted and would never dream of betraying you. if he comes back late, know he was not out doing anything unfaithful but once again got emerged in planning tactics.
• he knows you get angry at him sometimes for it so he will try to make it up to you by any means!
• your first meeting was at an arranged marriage. your arranged marriage. it was something neither of you wanted at first and honestly it was pretty awkward with both of you being more reserved (ーー;)
• it wasn't until you bumped into each other in the drawing room that you began talking about your shared interests and growing closer.
• since then drawing became reserved for spending quality time together and relaxing.
• Koumei got a tad insecure though when he realised he had fallen in love with you although you were already married. he knew he was inferior when it came to appearances and quite sloppy in mannerisms compared to his brothers, poor thing.
• thankfully you caught onto that quite quickly and reassured him you loved him just the way he was ♡( ◡‿◡ )
• for someone so smart Koumei had no idea what to do except stand there with butterflies in his stomach and heart warming up so much the heat reached to his cheeks.
• he may appear like a gentleman, but once you've gotten past that layer you'll find out he has quite the sense of humor.
• you can joke around with him all you want as long as it's about nothing too inappropriate. you should also expect some light-hearted teasing, hehe
• i'm sorry to say this but occasionally your height will be targeted, he can't help but rest his hand on your head. it's cute, it's vulnerable, it's free real estate!
• if you get annoyed by this he'll just feign innocence . . .
• "could you stop using me as your armrest?"
• "armrest? what are you talking about? i am simply expressing my love for you through physical affection, my dear :)"
• more than teasing though, Koumei likes complimenting you. he will ruffle your hair affectionately, tell you what a good job you've done, how pretty you you look. you might think it's just flattery but rest assured all of these come from his heart!
• look no further because Koumei will use his status to show you the most beautiful sceneries in Kou.
• sunsets from high towers, a wide view of the ocean from imperial ships. when you've got a bit more time he'll carry you through the skies at twilight with his djin equip.
• sneaky bastard might just do a few stunts to have you cling onto him tighter (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
• he prefers staying indoors during his free time so he'd be more than happy to listen to you practice opera singing.
• sometimes he goes outside to feed pidgeons and invites you along. those are such peaceful moments when you can talk about your worries or just admire how nice the weather is.
• Koumei lowkey prays you won't get into fights with Kouen or Kouha because they're both really bossy and you have a short temper.
• but because family is important for them as well, you'll learn to get by. he's so happy.
• though when will you start to think about having your own family? that's a question for later date because at the moment all Koumei wants is to live a happy, comfortable life with you ♡︎
runner up: Alibaba Saluja
⋆*・゚:⋆*・゚:⠀ *⋆.*:・゚ .: ⋆*・゚: .⋆
|| kimetsu no yaiba: i match you with . . .
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tanjirō kamado
• you guys have such matching sweetheart energies that i had to put you together!
• you also have the same values of family and honesty which makes your relationship all the stronger. you both respect each other and there is nothing but trust in your communication.
• your first meeting happened when you were teamed up together for a mission along with Zenitsu and Inosuke. Zenitsu immediately, of course, got googly eyed for you and feral boy Inosuke wanted to fight you.
• you started feeling awkward with so much going on but Tanjirō quickly got them to give you space.
• he approached you so kindly, understanding you were shy in this new situation.
• it took little time for you to open up to the Kamaboko gang, seeing as how bizarre they are, but Tanjirō was special from the beginning. needless to say, he was curious about you as well |ω-o)
• you two hit it off so well and continued to hang out after the mission. he never pressured you to talk and his patience felt almost godsent. with every new bit he learnt about you Tanjirō found himself becoming more and more enamoured with you.
• he finds your playful yet relaxed mannerisms so pleasant. you're like his sanctuary whenever he needs a break from the restless world around him. he knows he can tell you everything and anything and you'll listen.
• Tanjirō absolutely loves pampering you! you're such a lovely person that all he wants is to make sure you receive back all the positivity that you spread around.
• he won't judge you for your short temper, i mean he's friends with Inosuke after all. he'll only ever look at you with sweet, loving eyes.
• if you do have a small argument, you both end up apologising a million times and laughing cause neither of you will stop saying sorry. it's the cutest thing.
• Tanjirō is a bit on the serious side, and it's canon that he's insecure about the trait. it would be so wholesome if you taught him how to loosen up and joke around!
• he'd be clumsy at it at first but gradually get the hang of it.
• his jokes would still be so bad, poor child. you think it's really adorable though and laugh anyway ♡︎
• that proud twinkle in his eyes when he sees he succeeded making you smile is just— asdfghjk so full of love
• will assure you there is never anything wrong with laughing or smiling. your laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds to him so be prepared for a lot of silly jokes.
• please teach this boy to draw, i'm begging
• you and Nezuko are basically like siblings already. Tanjirō's heart swells every time he finds you with Nezuko, braiding her hair, singing to her or even simply giving her headpats.
• it's during times like those especially that he knows he wants to spend the rest of his life together with you.
• won't not brag about it aloud but Tanjirō likes he's the only person that get to hear you sing (aside from Nezuko) it's like your little secret, something that's reserved for him alone
• Zenitsu always grits his teeth seeing what lovebirds you are. though you were both a little shy about it at first, there is almost always some physical affection between you: hand holding, leaning against each other, cute, fluttering kisses.
• his favourite places to kiss you are your forehead and lips. he may get a bit flustered if you do it to him though but that's because he's so happy ♡︎
• !sharing cool scar/birthmark stories!
• "see, it looks like Alaska!"
• ". . . what's an Alaska? is it an animal?"
• "no, it's a land, silly. a very faraway land."
• "oh, i see! we should go there together some day. it'll be great!"
• your dates include many walks and picnics in the forest. he wants to show you all the best views of sunsets and oceans there are!
• i know this sounds corny but Tanjirō will 100% gaze at you instead while you're admiring the scenery. your reaction is just so precious and you look absolutely stunning in the soft light. you can't really blame him for being smitten ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• he will remind you every day how dear you are to him. with daily but meaningful displays of affection, Tanjirō lets you know he will never leave your side ♡︎
runner up: Kyōjuro Rengoku
i hope you enjoyed! i admit i haven't seen magi in ages so i don't know how well it turned out ㆆ﹏ㆆ but thank you for the kind wishes, and make sure to take time off to breathe ♡︎
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thembo-for-anime · 4 years
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idk if ur doing matchups but.. i was wondering if i could get one for haikyuu! i’m a female, and i’m bisexual. i’m 5’3 with curly brown hair and brown eyes. i love video games, and i like being on my phone. i also like baking and i draw occasionally too, oh i also like editing on video star. i’m rly shy & get flustered easily. but once i warm up im more loud and a little mean lol. i’m an infp, and i’m also a saggitarius! i’m new to tumblr so sorry if u aren’t doing matchups and i asked anyways
you’re all good!! they’re definitely still open!!
for Haikyuu I match you with...Tetsuro Kuroo!! Lemme just tell you about this man. Yes he is a flirty bastard boy BUT!! HE ALSO KNOWS HOW AND WHEN TO TONE IT DOWN!! If he knows that you are very shy, yes he will intentionally try to fluster you. However, if you’re truly uncomfortable he will immediately back off. That’s on what? Understanding boundaries.
But the moment you become comfortable enough to dish it back, boy is mf heart eyes. He LOVES being able to banter with people because there’s just something about a battle of wits that makes his brain go brrrr.
Would absolutely love to bake with you, especially if y’all date!! He’s not really good at fancy stuff so he’s usually on mixing duty asdfghjk but tries his best. Also likes distracting you while you bake and sees how long it takes to fluster you. Says phrases like “Hey shorty, this chocolate is almost as sweet as you...almost.” And others that are a bit more...raunchy. 
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(also please don’t be afraid to ask for match ups!! I really enjoy doing them and I don’t think I’m gonna close them for a while, unless I get a super huge influx that becomes unmanageable but so far I’ve had a good amount! ~ Bug 8/26/20)
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*cracks knuckles* Sure I’ll gladly throw hands for the title of Pierre lover don’t test me ASDFGHJK Okay but seriously tho my heart 😭💛 I always feel super nervous about rambling so seeing that people actually enjoy seeing my posts makes me happy. Glad I could be of service! I always enjoy talking about this stinky bastard man
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YOURE GONNA BE MORRIS IN A SECOND
IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR POSTINGS IF ANYONE FIGHTS YOU ILL FIGHT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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onepunchmiss · 5 years
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OPM s2e8 Live Blog
“The Resistance of the Strong”
I don’t have much to say before I start watching this time- I’m pretty much expecting it to be 99% Gouketsu and the tournament conclusion, so let’s just get straight to it! As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read both the manga and web comic.
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Alright, picking up right where we left off again. Man, so they really did bypass the whole ‘couldn’t hear the sirens’ thing in favor of making Bakuzan a douche. The three crows!! I love that they remind me of those images of birds with arms photoshopped on them being all like “REAL OR FAKE HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??”
Ahh the man himself. Gouketsu whats up my guy you ready to crush the pompous fuccboi???? Suiryu. I’m talking about Suiryu. Yo I just pause the intro reflexively now like I don’t even notice until I’m like hey wait Ive been staring at Z’s pouty face for a while now oops
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A Class is blasting of agaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin
wait what do you mean wrong anime?
I dig that the Goketsu flashback sequence is black and white, pretty cool imo. The monster cells are still gross looking like are they slimy?? Rubbery?? Both??? how can anyone eat that they’re literally pulsing
Oh yeah metal knight i forgot you exist ha. I still cannot get over hot pink Orochi either like of all the colors why hot pink. OH. YES CHOZE EAT THE THING. As fun as he is to hate I LOVE his monster design just please don’t be lime green or something asdfghjk OH THANK GOD Hes the color of the shirt thats logical thank you Oh Boltane looks pretty cool too Suiryu. I’m talking about Suiryu. Yo I just pauSUIRYU YOU ABSOLUTE FUCK BOY IF SHE SAID NO WOULD YOU REALLY JUST WALK AWAY LIKE uhg gouketsu please whoop humility into him PFFFFFFFFFT the boobs were TOO STRONG for CHOZE’s HORNS aww well that was fun while it lasted. Here take this picture of his face that serves absolutely no purpose in this blogging
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OH OH WATCHDOG MAN THAT MEANS TRASH SON TOO ASDFGHJKL OH MAN THEYRE ACTUALLY SHOWING IT REAL TIME NOT AS GAROU FLASHING BACK AFTERWARDS AOH
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“I didn’t say shake” I Just ,,,,,, i love it sm hhhhhhhhhh OH MAN THEY ADDED QUITE A BIT TO THIS HUH NEW MATERIAL YES GIMME
Oh my god I can’t help but cackle at Gouketsu straight up flicking suiryu ffs “aww he ate them all, greedy bastard” hekk Gouketsu is actually a chill dude aside from the murderous intent thing he’s hilarious
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MY BOYS THIS IS THE MOMENT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE ENTIRE TOUNAMENT I LOVE THEM SM PLEASE
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BE STILL MY BEATING HEART YOU ARE TOO GOOD I LOVE YOU BOTH PLZ YALL DESERVE A BREAK HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH also I never noticed Max being so smoll wait so i paused to look it up and he’s actually 5’10”?? Snek is 5’10.5” jeez the difference is drawn very drastically huh. wait. THEY’RE BOTH TALLER THAN ZOMBIEMAN HOW. ISNT Z LIKE 5’8” OR SOMETHING I NEED TO DOUBLE CHECK. OK YEAH HE IS WHAT AN UNEXPECTED DISCOVERY WELL THEN
“You risk too much for a guy without a tank top” guys I love TTM so much oh my god he’s so underrated
WOAH ok this looks really cool????? Coolest animation in the episode yet Bakuzan just flailing his arms idk why that struck me so much?? WHY IS IT PINK WHY IS EVERYTHING PINK NOT ACTUALLY BUT WHY IS IT PINK CMON NOW I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST THE LIGHTING ON GYORO BUT THIS IS BROAD DAYLIGHT PINK
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OK THIS IS FORGIVEN NYAN LOOK AT NYAN I LOV  so it seems like Gyoro gyoro is giving some extra exposition to metal knight that I don’t remember? Is this new? I don’t remember nyan being mentioned here or anything.. 
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Man, I wanna feel bad about Suiryu getting the physical and verbal beat down but like, I just don’t idk. He’s probably like me second least favorite character in the series and hes not even that terrible. Especially considering my least favorite is Sweet Mask.
AHH PRISONER AND DRIVE KNIGHT. Drive Knight don’t leave me plz no come back where are you ;_; Oh my god are they gonna end it before Saitama shows up?? That would be weird as hell but thats what it feels like they’re gonna do??? OH WHAT THE HELL THEY ENDED IT RIGHT WHEN HE SHOWED UP?? NO. HOW YOU GONNA INCORPORATE THAT INTO NEXT WEEK CMON ITS JUST A TINY BIT LEFT COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN
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THERE WASNT EVEN A POST CREDITS STINGER ARE YOU FOR REAL RIGHT NOW BOI
WAIT I DONT GIVE A FUCK MY LAST 2 BRAIN CELLS ARE SCREAMING AT EACHOTHER RN
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I ALREADY POSTED ABOUT THE IMPLICATION OF THIS SEPARATELY BUT LIKE THIS IS THE CHAPTER IN THE MANGA SAME CHAPTER!!!!!!!!! THE BAE IS COMING MY FERAL FANGIRL CANNOT BE CONTA I NE D also the ninja duo so thats hype too but hhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So all in all not much to say other than fun episode went almost exactly as expected I got to see MY BOYS SNEK AND MAX YES i just want to hug them hhh. A little annoyed that it ended right when it did but thats a minor complaint relatively speaking. but next week. NEXT WEEK. thanks yall for reading and ohoho will i see you Next Week
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neneyandere · 7 years
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2p Russia and Romano head cannons.
I had no idea if you meant Romano or 2p! Romano. So I said ‘fuck it’ and did both. Sorry for 2p! Russia. He’s not a very popular 2p, so there’s not much on his personality…
2p! Russia
-Why did you have to exist.
-This good sir is a man of the mind. One who rejects his heart, for the most part, doing only what he needs to do in order to improve his economy. He certainly has no time or need for love.
-Then you came in, and ruined it. Increased heartbeat, inability to focus, and having his mind flooded with thoughts of you.
-Stereotypical crush. Emotionless bastard gets fucking flustered if you stand too close. God forbid you accidentally touch him.
-I’m not sure he’d kidnap you. Maybe if he ever got over the whole ‘holy shit they’re right there asdfghjk-’ thing. But even then, he’d regain some of his common sense. Some.
-At first, he doesn’t know why he feels this way, or what exactly this feeling is. Like, make it stop, but at the same time don’t, because it’s actually kind of addicting…
-The poor man is actually confused as hell.
-All he knows is that people aren’t allowed to be near you.
-It’s likely he won’t kill anybody, at least not directly, but ruining their lives? Collapsing everything they’ve ever worked for? All fair game.
Romano
-Angry Italian swearing? Angry Italian swearing.
-Believe it or not, he’s really good at acting like he isn’t a Yandere. Maybe because he’s so violent in the first place?
-And when I mean violent, I don’t mean ‘cut off your testicles and beat you with them’ violent. I mean “fucking look at them again and I’m going to shove your own asshOLE DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.”
-”Roma, that’s impossib-” “WATCH ME.”
-After the yelling match, you two go home. The person flirting with you is never to be seen again.
-The biggest giveaway? Instead of being upset that you got flirted with, he’s super loving and smug. As if he knows you’ll never leave him.
-Poor bab is actually insecure as fuck, so gets jealous way too easily, and takes out way too many ‘threats’ that aren’t even close to threats…
-Does not want you anywhere near his brother. He’s lost too much to him, and he isn’t risking you too. Sure, he’d just take you, in the end, but if at all possible, he’d rather not kill his fratello…they’re still family, after all.
-You can’t meet Spain either. Again, whether he shows it or not, he cares for the ‘idiota’, and would rather not eliminate him, if at all possible. If it came down to it, he would, but he really doesn’t want to.
-Yes, he can kill them. I know he’s actually a coward, but they trust him a lot. One quick move, and it’s done. No chance to fight back.
2p! Romano
-Pffft. You, leave him? Oh, honey, that’s cute.
-Is almost always at your side. Honestly? He doesn’t do much for his country, letting other people run the show while he makes the whole place look good, so he has a lot of free time.
-Yeeeeaaaah, you can’t meet the 2ps of Italy or Spain either, but for different reasons.
-”Oh darling, no. I love them, really, but they’re such brutes. No, they aren’t getting anywhere near you.”
-Never gets jealous, because “Who would leave me for somebody else? Have you not seen me!?”
-However, does get irked if people try to get too friendly with you. Do they not see that you clearly belong to him? I mean, nobody else deserves you.
-Prefers to beg ask Luci to do the dirty work for him, but if it comes down to it, he’ll just poison their drink.
-Pretty possesive. “Why would you ever want to leave my side? You look better just being in the same room as me!”
-Vain as fuck, but definitely puts you on a pedestal above everybody else. He’s the best, but you’re a close second. Compared to most people, you’re a goddess, an angel. Yeah, the common folk can’t have you. It’s only fitting that you stay with him.
-Also super whiny. “Beeeeeeelllllllllllaaaaaaaaa! Pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee!”
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