"Girl, how are you?" is the funniest line I've ever heard and I know I'm gonna be quoting it at least once a day forever. Anyway girls (gn) how ARE we?
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Simon Riley calls his kids pet names like pup or cub. I will die on this hill.
“Come along, cub. Your mother is waiting on us.”
All of his kids have him labeled as “Papa Bear” in their phones.
Everyone thinks it’s Simon who runs the household but it’s actually his wife.
A small but formidable woman who runs her house with the utmost care and love. Who hung up Simons military medals even though he didn’t want to.
“Lovie, you really don’t have to hang them up. They’re practically worthless.”
“Si, I mean this in the most loving way. Shut up. I am so proud of you and everything you’ve done. I’m making sure everyone who steps foot in this house knows it.”
When it comes to her children’s happiness and safety Mrs.Riley is equally as protective. Simon has had to drag her out of the headmasters office numerous times whenever her girls have been harassed by other students or teachers.
The Riley’s home is welcoming and warm. Always smelling like baked goods.
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baggy work outfit + a peek at what’s hiding underneath lol
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Eddie, responding to a fan on a live-stream: Steve and I have been together for forever. We’re like… *trying to come up with a famous couple but can only think of Sid and Nancy*
Steve: Romeo and Juliet…except we didn’t kill each other
Eddie: They don’t kill each other.
Steve: Uh, pretty sure they did.
Eddie:
Eddie: Am I-
Steve: You’re not Romeo. Only one of us can climb a balcony and it’s not you.
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matching icons for the stressed bestie and the stressor bestie
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'tis my birthday so i decided it's time to give Aziraphale a matching pair of pyjama bottoms.
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Fuck it, give her 3 kids!
[The mama k lore that exists solely in my maladaptive daydreams and occasionally my friends dms is vast and sometimes I make art about it]
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