Alright! An update!
For those who are following my Patreon, I know I said I’d release it on the first of this month but uhhh… Yeah, thing kinda got a bit out of hand. More importantly, the scene where you burn Harag’s “house.” You can fully skip it but it’s 9K (Might go to 12-13K as I said, getting outta hand). You’ll also find a lot of things so I suggest you don’t, but then again, I’m giving you so many options because I want your options to matter. Whether it’s burning down someone’s house, or choosing just how loving you want to be towards your rift walkers.
Now, onto the updates!
First off, I just want to thank all my Patreons and Ko-fi (I know there aren't any yet but thank you all future supporters! <3). They’ve been a massive motivation and I may have had an emotional breakdown this week over “OHMIGOSH PEOPLE ARE STILL SUPPORTING ME ” So haha, yeah. Thanks, everyone. You guys are awesome <3 I might also hold a poll there to choose a short story so yeah!
The game is at 44K (Yep, you heard that right. That’s almost 9K words from last week >:3) I’m gonna try to push myself really hard this week because on the 10th or 11th I’m gonna have to go camp at my professor’s house so he doesn’t send us on an unpaid internship. (A lot of reasons for me doing that, but first and foremost would be that I already left my previous job hence why I’m able to write 9K a week, but also cause It’s unpaid and a 9-10/11 job instead of a 9-5 (cause of me learning and such) along with other subjects in Uni, and then tutoring kids as well, it just leaves me no time to spend on the book, even if I pull all-nighters like I used to.). Dunno how long it’ll take for that but I won’t be alone so yeah, I am going to push really hard to release a Patreon version on the 8th or 9th (Imma try to release it on Friday or Saturday but I want this to be as perfec and enjoyable). (I think I might be oversharing, do tell me if I am;-; )
I’m just gonna leave this here cause I’m having way too much fun with the game.
Three heartfelt moments with Thor and two with Laurel, you can now extort a femboy from Harag (I was thinking of having you send Laurel to extort a femboy from a 12-year-old and also beat him up and take his money cause that’s literally what Pokemon was lmao but then I thought “Hey! This is even better!” As such, you can punch Harag where it hurts the most… well, not between his legs, but you’ll get the time to do that later.
A lot of world-building was done… and by a lot, I mean I referenced to like, 4 or 5 things BUT HEY! PROGRESS IS PROGRESS >:c
Annnddd that’s all folks! Thanks for coming to my TED talk, have an amazing weekday! Remember to sleep well, eat well, and drink well! (Cause I don’t lmao) Love ya’ll
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thinking about link post-calamity finding comfort in hanging out in gerudo town in his disguise because nobody knows who he is there. instead of being Link, the Hero of Hyrule, he’s just Link, the quirky little hylian vai who runs around buying all the fruit and arrows and keeps trying to convince furosa to finally let her order a noble pursuit from the canteen. but he also surprisingly finds comfort in wearing his lil outfit for other reasons…
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fem boy pine
also for you pinecone x armored lovers/ armoredcone lovers (in fact I’m one of them)
pine and armored belongs to @ask-crow-aus (sorry for tagging you a lot)
Femboy pine belongs to me
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Listening to femboy smut asmr while playing armored core 6 and it really unlocked the latent power within me because I molly whopped ibis' ass
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Drew my friend killfang96′s mew, Ethen, in the Frostbite armor from Zelda, was a lot of fun to draw! Enjoy!
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I wanted to do more but meh, here is a thing of femboy shining armor
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Why can't FromSoft make a dating sim with their characters?
It would objectively be the greatest dating sim of all time because they could just throw in characters from their menagerie of games that would appeal to a WIDE array of fans.
Elden Ring alone has a great lineup of husbando or wife material, but with their Dark Souls series and Bloodborne on top of that? I'd literally die from the collective energy from all the hot men (I am biased) in the games
You want a muscle mommy? Malenia's got you fam
You into furrys? Blaidd is ready to tie the knot ;)
Want a chivalrous himbo? Seigward is still trying to figure out how to use an elevator to get to you.
Femboys? Gwyndolin and Miquella are here too.
You like Transformers? Evangelion? Download the Armored Core dlc and wed these beautiful mecha yourself.
Of course there would be a fair share of villains in the game, disrupting your relationships and making you go on quests to save them.
Patches would be an annoying ex boyfriend that keeps coming back, and he'd have unique dialogue or interactions with you or your SO, such as if you went with the Seigward route, he'd shove him in a well and you'd have to rescue your himbo.
Mohg would be Mohg and be creepy obsessive over your SO depending on their size. For example, if you went the Gwyndolin or Miquella route, he'd kidnap them and you'd have to infiltrate his dynasty and get the cops on his ass and rescue your boyfriend.
Silvanus would, of course, be a douche for absolutely no reason at all.
Maybe there could even be a harem type thing if you so choose regarding whichever covenant you go with.
As a side note, I just checked the FromSoft catalog of games and I realized they have done a great deal more than just the souls games that I'm used to, but because FromSoft has a wide array of souls games, this is the most realistic group that could pull this off. It'd be cool if they could partner with other souls producing companies too, and maybe we could get to have a new protagonist or characters like those from Lies of P
Basically, I've had this thought for all of 5 minutes and I absolutely ADORE the idea of it all. The possibilities, the hot HOT men. I like the idea maybe a bit too much.
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Blizzard Lead Dev: "I just don't get it. People don't like our games anymore. We have over 45 gay NPC couples in Dragonflight, we have lesbians ride off into the sunset awkwardly in Diablo 4 and even Lorath finds it awkward when it happens, we have vitiligo options, we have multiple gay and multiracial characters in Overwatch 2, we changed the names of male and female to body type 1 and body type 2, turned all the sexy paintings into fruits, added green hair to humans, made the Night Elf heritage armor kind of not sexy, put a transgender dragon in the game, what the fuck do people want from us?"
Blizzard Forum Dev: "Well, I've been looking at the forums. Players want tails on worgens and-"
Blizzard Lead Dev: "I've GOT IT! Let's make a follow-up to that quest where the two centaur dudes want to get married, let's make the player prepare their wedding and they do this gay little talking-at-the-same-time and giggling moment, the gays do that stuff right? At least 4 people will find it cute!"
Blizzard Forum Dev: "Sir, it really seems like all of this pandering might be just a thinly veiled attempt to make people forget about that unfathomably disgusting sexual harassment lawsuit by catering to the loudest people on social media in hopes they'll start loudly advertising how PC we've become and we'll somehow rebuild our dwindling fanbase from new players who are suddenly creating accounts just to watch gay dragons talk about how much they love their mate. I think instead of trying to pander to people who hate our game and our company and always have and always will, perhaps a better option is to cater to the dwindling player base we have left, and to the people who left because of these stupid-ass politically correct things we keep doing. We can't just make people forget what our company did by pretending we're good people. What we CAN do is listen to our players. They don't want more gay NPCs in WoW, they don't want frumpy unattractive characters in Diablo 4 like forced fat druids, they don't want the Amazon's butt to be covered up in Diablo 2 Resurrection, they don't want Overwatch 2 to emphasize the importance of a character being gay or autistic above any semblance of personality or relevance to the story they might have. What they want is what they loved for the last 20 years. They want the company they grew up with back. The company that made Alexstrasza, Kerrigan, Whitemane, Sylvanas, the Eredar Twins, Mercy, Widowmaker, Tracer. Not the company that made a Thai femboy and made the crafting tutorial NPCs in Dragonflight absolutely offensively and objectifyingly flamboyant gay guys."
Blizzard Lead Dev: "You're... you're right... ... You're right, man. I dunno what I was thinking. You're right. People want the old Blizzard back."
Blizzard Forum Dev: "That's the spirit, man! We can turn this around, it's not too late. We can bring back the game that every really hot girl at every Blizzcon loved making skimpy cosplays for!"
Blizzard Lead Dev: "Orisa is transgender now"
Blizzard Forum Dev: "God fucking dammit sir"
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A release, and also, to those who need to hear it, everything will be alright <3
The book has finally been updated! You can find the link in my pinned post on Patreon!
Things updated from before:
A new character has been introduced, though there isn't much content on that. Just a guy you can win through a battle.
Lots of world-building.
Harag has been given more personality. There are a lot of moments with Thor and Laurel.
Ula also acts like a proper goddess with her own schemes etc. The MC is not a champion but they can be if they choose to, but that's for future things.
That's pretty much it! The book now stands at;
64k WORDS.
20.5K words per play-through!
2 Endings! Well, they're bad ends really. BUT STILL
Anddd yeah! Have an amazing day you guys! <3
https://www.patreon.com/posts/91303324
https://ko-fi.com/post/Femboy-Dating-Simulator-Update-E1E0QAH46
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Ever notice how Link is usually like… a femboy. I mean sure he’s a man, but I do see some effeminate shit in there, especially in statute and in his face sometimes.
Meanwhile Ganon is full on hyper-masculine; standing at 7-8 feet tall, extremely muscular, sideburns or a beard, and literally everything about him screaming “man”
I was sitting on this ask because well...
If your idea of what effeminate and what's masculine is based on looks alone, sure? But I take issue even with that sort of description. Just because Link is smaller than average, and has softer features, it doesn't make him effeminate by definition. That's sort of an insulting way to look at his character, and femininity in general?
Link is comfortable in wearing anything. He doesn't care, as long as it suits his end goals. People constantly mock him for how small and weak he looks, but he brushes it off because he knows what he's capable of. He has an unwavering amount of confidence in that sense. He also will spend days in the wilderness hunting and foraging, will square with monsters several times his size, rolls in the mud and wades through bodies of water, will skydive without hesitating, and has a collection of weapons and armor that is the envy of all of Hyrule. He also handles horses, and can build literally anything on his own, from a carriage, to a house, to a destructive robot. He is very stoic, showing little emotion even in the face of the greatest dangers. These are all traditionally associated with masculinity.
Let's look at Ganondorf. He cares a lot about his appearance, tailoring it carefully in order to achieve a certain effect of awe and desire for those who look upon him. He uses manipulation as one of his main tactics, and if we look at how he utilizes puppet Zelda, he uses manipulation tactics that I would say are more feminine with the giggling and the alluring beckoning. He even uses these same tactics in battle, laughing and grinning and beckoning Link to come after him. He is incredibly emotional, not quite adept at hiding what he is feeling. Wouldn't you say these traits are more...feminine in nature?
However, that's all if we want to play into what stereotypically fits into these binaries, from looks to the way they behave, and personally I think it's just a very boring way to look at characters.
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I think I’m having too much fun on whiteboard fox
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I think my favourite thing about the frostbite armor set is just how utterly furious it's making straight men online.
We will yassify all your faves. It is inevitable. The femboy train is in the station and it's all aboard fuckers.
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Hold on I’m too busy imagining a scenario about being a prince in a royal family, and being led by the waist by a beautiful knight that has sworn to protect me with her life. I wear beautiful dresses, and she wears her amazing armor that shows off her muscles. I totally love her and can’t control myself around her, but I can’t let her know that.
Prince’s inner monologue: “She would never like a boy like me she only hangs out with me because that’s her job. She’s destined to be a great swordswoman and I’m destined to marry whoever my mother wants. I wonder what she’s thinking behind that cool calm demeanor.
Lady knights thought: “I want to pound that femboys ass.”
We would go on political quest across the land and she’d protect me from evil bandits, and she-monsters that just want to tear my beautiful dresses apart to corrupt my virgin pure body.
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