luvtonique

[luvtonique]

Just showin' off a song I wrote and produced with Suno AI.

[LYRICS (Written by meeeee)]

"Step right up! Right this way! Welcome, one and all to Jack Lantern's Amazing Casino!"

Ha ha ha ha!

Welcome, welcome, have a seat I got the coals warmed up for your feet You're in the first damned circle and it's time we roll the dice, yeah! Yeah?

Welcome, welcome, don't be shy I'm a real game winner, I'm a real big guy I'm Jack! Who's Jack!? He's me now step right in!

[CHORUS] Got a magnetic roulette Weighted dice Got more lemons on the slots than in the shaved ice It's a game you can't win so don't even try it! Take a pull, take a spin I'm sure to win The only winning move is not to win! So welcome, wayward soul, prepare to cry!

Ha ha ha ha!

"Now settle down, folks! Single file! Eternity's long, so, stay a while! Don't push, don't shove, there's enough failure for all…"

Hey there, buddy! Why the face? The place you call Hell? This? That's the place! You sure as sugar ain't on your way upstairs!

You see losing's what I like to watch It gets a big hot fire burnin' head to crotch And since I'm nice, I'll play black, so you lose first!

But I'm no liar. Just a cheat! To win a game, that'd be a feat! Cause up my sleeve's a straight flush down to Hell!

HA HA HA HA! OH WELL! [CHORUS starting from "Weighted Dice"]

Tell you what, you cut the deck! Shuffle it, too! What the heck!

You see it's more fun when you think that I'll play fair. That's just rich!

In case you missed a lyric, didn't hear it One more time, loud and clear it EVERYBODY!! TWO! FIVE! SEVEN! GO!

[CHORUS]

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

#Music #The Heroes of Tittia #Jay Music

[luvtonique]

I wanted to show this picture because I wanted to say something that I realized today. I realized that very few people understand exactly how many people there are in the world.

I think when people visualize "Ten billion people" something like the above picture comes to mind.

That is roughly 100,000 people.

If you multiply that by 10, you have one million people.

Which then needs to be multiplied by another thousand to be one billion, which then needs to be multiplied by another ten to be ten billion.

"Jay what's your point?"

My point is, look at that picture there of 100,000.

Do you think, in your lifetime, or even in you and 60,000 friends' lifetime, that you can convince all 100,000 of them that your opinion is correct and their opinion is wrong?

If the answer is "Yes" you're delusional. No you can't.

Maybe 6 people in that crowd would listen and the rest would probably be yelling at you to fuck off.

Now try to imagine that you and 60,000 friends are trying to convince not 100,000, not 1mil, not 1bil, but 10billion people on this planet to all have the same opinion as you.

I hate to be a nihilist, but just stop.

You are wasting your time. It will result in nothing.

You will die unsatisfied with your actions in life.

You will die mad.

Take a step back, go find a hobby you like, find 3-5 people who agree with your opinions or otherwise make you comfortable, and enjoy your life on this earth.

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15 years ago it was impressive and noteworthy for a person to say "I don't smoke/drink/do drugs"

I said that then.

Still say that.

Nowadays, I feel the same energy and hate that I even have to proudly say "I don't sext minors or have Discord conversations with minors at all"

I swear to God I am so sick of hearing of people doing that shit.

How is it so motherfucking difficult for some of y'all

To just not sext minors

If I hear one more fucking argument about gray areas

Or age of consent in states or countries

JUST DON'T DO IT

IF THE THING YOU ARE DOING

REQUIRES YOU TO JUSTIFY IT LEGALLY

YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT

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Tiny Mimic OC who's in an engagement ring box

[luvtonique]

Glad to hear it directly that you’re doing good. Point of comment/advice: Cynical doesn’t have to mean hateful.

That is all, I shall leave you to your developing. I need to try and write again. After all, if you can make something of a crappy situation, I’ve got no excuse. Cheers lad.

Cheers to you too! Hope anyone can see my diggin' out of crappy sitches and use that to dig out' their own :)

And trust me, my case of cynicism was pretty hateful. I don't think I'll be less of a cynic but I wanna readopt my old optimism I used to have about everything since being a stick in the mud only results in me being a muddy stick.

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WE GOT ONE

WE GOT ONE WE GOT A FOLLOWER

FOLLOWER COUNT JUST WENT UP FELLERS

@hello-ilikeporn-stuff

THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING HELLO HI

I haven't gained a follower in 2 weeks.

Someone follow me.

[luvtonique]

Obviously it’s a little late/delayed to ask this, but how does it feel to be out of unmanageable debt? From what little viewing of your posts I’ve seen, you seem happier. No less cynical, but still happy.

The "No less cynical" made me laugh really hard. I'm actually working on dropping that from my personality. I don't wanna hate stuff anymore.

You're dead right! I'm significantly happier. It's refreshing.

I get to just kinda take life as it comes now, my mood's gotten a lot better in general, and I've been able to focus on things like my health, my social life, and even on the most ambitious project of my entire life, a full blown video game made without any coworkers.

I've been living healthier, I've been exercising more, I've been meeting new people, talking, roleplaying, working, improving my quality of life around the house, spending time with my mom, watching TV shows I never got around to watching, and most importantly: Avoiding politics.

So, tldr: Life's just better when you don't have debt. I'm getting happier and healthier by the day and before you know it I won't even be cynical anymore.

Though don't expect me to stop flipping tables about how terrible modern technology is.

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You said no lettuce and it has one shred

A thinking man's question

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A thinking man's question

[luvtonique]

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, could you give this $2000 to Guy 3?

Guy 2: Why can't you do it?

Guy 1: I tried to but my bank isn't letting me, idk why

Guy 2: Aight sure

Guy 1 hands the money to Guy 2.

Guy 2 begins walking to Guy 3's house.

IRS: STOP RIGHT THERE

Guy 2: What

IRS: Did you report that money you just earned?

Guy 2: Oh this isn't my money it's Guy 1's money, I'm just-

IRS: JAIL

Guy 2: No, I'm literally just handing it to Guy 3

IRS: JAAAAAAAAAAAIL

[luvtonique]

I lost a follower.

I haven't gained a follower in 2 weeks.

Someone follow me.

[luvtonique]

I haven't gained a follower in 2 weeks.

Someone follow me.

[luvtonique]

"I find this kind of person attractive"

"That's sexualizing and objectifying and dehumanizing"

"Okay I don't find this kind of person attractive"

"That's racist and sexist and 'phobic"

That's it that's social media culture.

That's it summed up.

The only way to win is to stop trying to please them.

You're welcome I love you.

[luvtonique]

I just had someone try to own me by telling me they're a pedophile.

I'm being completely genuine.

They came along trying to insult me and their comment was literally telling me that they like pedo/loli/cub art.

I've showed the ask to like 15 people and all of them are like

"Wait so his insult towards you is admitting he likes pedo shit? Wtf how is this supposed to own you?"

And I'm like "I DON'T KNOW"

(Summarized: "You should draw cub art, it's the only thing you'd be good at because you're not good at any other art")

Inb4 he outs himself in the comments.

[luvtonique]

NewEgg sent me this "NewEgg+" opt-in link that was like "You're a valued customer so you get to opt in to NewEgg+ which is entirely beneficial and has no downsides!"

I looked over it just now

As far as I can see, literally all it does is give free shipping, lmfao

And most orders on the site already had free shipping

So it basically does nothing it's just a membership to a thing that makes you feel like it's something when it's nothing

Cool thanks NewEgg

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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I have an irrational fear (actually no start over)

I have a completely rational fear of meeting new people, especially artists. I say it's completely rational because I have, literally over 10 times now, drawn fan art for an artist and showed it to them, only for them to get angry and tell me to fuck off and call me every single buzzword under the fucking sun.

I'm gonna be real, I don't get it.

I don't get how a person who has literally never met me, no no not just me, anyone.

A person who has never met someone, ever, meets that person for the first time, and that person literally hands them a gift and does something nice. A little "I really like your art and I wanted to draw one of your characters" or "I was inspired by one of your characters to make one of my own that's similar" or "Your art inspired me to learn how to make art that's somewhat similar in style" or something.

And the artist, never EVER having talked to this stranger literally ever, has already pre-built an unfathomable hatred for them.

How?

Like, how is that even possible?

How could your literal only interaction with someone, literally ever, LITERALLY EVER, be "They walked up to me, said I'm a huge inspiration to them, and handed me gift art" and your response is "And I told them to go fuck themselves and then made multiple tweets/posts about how much of a shithead they are."

And yet those people

Those artists who have done that to me

Are extremely popular and extremely beloved

And I'm sitting over here like "OKAY FUCKING REALLY"

"WHAT DID I FUCKING DO???"