#are you kidding me 😭

[daccordaugust]

Chris Krieder: gets a natural hat trick in a playoff game

Chris Krieder: "that's just where I tend to hang out"

#rangers lb #are you kidding me 😭 #STUNNING

[look-into-abyss]

Prague, 11.05.2024.

#quality is shit but i had to #the way paul forgets to wave because he’s too busy looking and smiling at richard? #are you kidding me 😭 #paul landers #paulchard #rammstein #richard kruspe #my stuff

[ghosts-cyphera]

hi here to annouce that One More Sleep ‘Til Christmas by Kermit is my favorite christmas song. oki bye I love you all eek 💗

#‘there’s no such thing as strangers when a stranger says hello’ #are you kidding me 😭 #I cry every time #lo talks #what’s your favorite holiday song?

[im-derty-dan]

i fear the danny home videos are a devastating addition to my christmas evening

#like little daniel?? #are you kidding me 😭 #danny wagner #greta van fleet #danny gvf

[goldenhypen]

have i rlly only written three drabbles this entire day ,,,,, i am- 😀

#are you kidding me 😭 #they’re all under 1k too 😭 #i feel like i’ve been writing all day 😭 #heLP 😭 #i refuse to believe it’s been ONLY THREE 😭😭😭😭 #anyways im on the fourth now just gotta keep going 😭✊🏻 #don’t get me wrong i love writing reqs for you guys- #it’s just a lot when i force myself to binge write sksjsjdj #so believe me it’s me not you guys 😭 #em speaks

[superbattrash]

So. The solution is that there’s an error and they’re working on it. They’ll send me an email when it’s done but have no idea when that’s going to be

🥲🔫 ha..ha..hah…a…

#so the solution is to wait #I am having LITERAL NIGHTMARES BECAUSE OF THIS #ARE YOU KIDDING ME 😭 #misha rants

[fagtainsparklez]

so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭 #bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

[twinstxrs]

idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.

#riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #fantasy high #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #these kids are all so self-sacrificing but i do think riz gorgug are the most clear (& juxtaposed) self-sacrificers #riz will mentally tear himself to pieces and get lost in cases and take on ungodly levels of stress for those he loves #gorgug will use himself as a human shield. he will take hit after hit if it means his friends are okay. #and they’d both do the other thing too. riz would let himself get hit for gorgug. gorgug would pull all nighters & take stress for riz. #even if mechanically they can’t or it wouldn’t make sense. they would if they could. #also #the starstruck barry mechanic of being a guard is so gorgug. it’s soooo gorgug like that’s literally him #anyways love this tall green guy & this short green guy so much #especially because gorgug is tall & considered intimidating but protective in a deeply kind way #while riz is short & underestimated but protective in a deeply vicious way (affectionate) #i hope this makes sense but i think riz is primarily ‘i would kill for you’ & gorgug is primarily ‘i would die for you’ maybe #this does not mean gorgug would not kill for riz or riz would not die for gorgug. they both would. #but those are the primary ways their love manifests due to the nature of their strengths/personalities. To Me #idk this is all just me saying stuff when i should be sleeping 😭 #sorry if i missed a riz gorgug moment in the main post btw i’m tired

[lotus-pear]

bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever

#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND.............................................. #LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son #literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭 #when will my family return from the war..................................................................... #rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband #and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank #anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :(((((((((((((( #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #atsushi nakajima #nakajima atsushi #doppo kunikida #kunikida doppo #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws

[f1-stuff]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7cVB8qoZr5/?igsh=MXFsNW8wNm9qbWVpYg== the video of the hug! 🥹

🙃

#......give me the high-def footage.... #i need to go even more feral than I already have #cupping the waist?? very loving protective husband of you carlos #Charles dropping the balaclava on the ground to clutch Carlos with both hands??? #are you kidding me???? 😭 #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #charlos #c2 #gifs #mine #formula one #f1 #ferrari #Monaco GP '24 #2024 #monaco grand prix #mrs-mckagann #ask

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

#Ed haters don’t clown on this post btw this ain’t for you. this is a lighthearted joke from a fellow Ed liker don’t be bitchy in the tags #anyways I’m literally never getting over this concept it’s so funny but also so genuinely sweet to me #like I have never rlly considered izzy as a parental figure at all but it is SO fucking cute and important to me #how protective he is of the crew this season 😭😭 #like?? he genuinely risks his life to try and protect them?? he shoots Ed to protect them??? shut up I love him #stern mom izzy is my new favorite thing. so so obsessed #also just. divorce joke hilarious to me. ofc. #he’s taking the kids bitch!!!! he’s getting full custody!!!!!!! #izzy hands #ofmd #ofmd spoilers

[lukasadss]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, THEY'VE SHOWN US ALL OF THE ENDLESS

#ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME #happy fucking birthday to me this is the best fucking thing ever what the fuck 😭 #screaming crying throwing up #the sandman #the endless #the sandman season 2 #dream of the endless #death of the endless #desire of the endless #despair of the endless #delirium of the endless #destiny of the endless #destruction of the endless #tom sturridge #kirby howell baptiste #mason alexander park #donna preston #adrian lester #esme creed miles #barry sloane

[faunandfloraas]

bang chan: haha im gonna roleplay a nerd flirting on bubble

actual nerd flirting on bubble:

#he really said haha 😏 you like my bare arm ? (which is such a rare occurrence that it is in fact notable) then why dont you kiss me #its so funny to me i genuinely laughed out loud like babes........... #and then he never acted up again. #lmaooooo #now hes just like AY i was eating gimbap lol 😭 #kim seungmin #stray kids #🐶

[straykidsholicleigh]

What Changbin says during sex plsss🙏🙏🙏

Things Changbin Would Say During Sex

a/n: ty for requesting this bcs i completely forgot about changbin 💀 if it wasn't for u, i probably wouldn't have even wrote his hmm- he's hot tho like tf 👁🫦👁

1. "fuck, look at how tight your little pussy is, oh my god, squeezing me in, just like that."

2. "fuck, your so warm and tight, im never pulling out."

3. "no gag reflex? aww, looks like your staying here all night, little bunny."

4. "come on, ride me like the slut you are."

5. "you wanna cum? maybe you should have thought about that before being a brat."

6. "ahh shit, your so fucking warm..."

7. "so wet and all for me? good little bunny.."

8. "aww, you want it inside? want me to get you pregnant? don't ask me twice, bunny."

9. "fuck, fuck, yeah keep riding me like that, yes.. so good!"

10. "oh baby, your gonna scream so loud you won't even know what your own voice sounds like anymore..."

#stray kids #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids smut #changbin #seo changbin #changbin hard thoughts #changbin hard hours #changbin smut #changbin x reader #changbin x y/n #changbin x you #changbin x female reader #skz changbin #this bitch has me drooling #look at this mf #always a favorite #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #and for what?? #😭😭

[royaltea000]

they should scissor

#listen that stage play fucked me up okay #I’m a big advocate for milf4milf #are you kidding me??? #world’s oldest uke x world’s most mother???? #come on now #both the actors being in the same scene caused a magnitude 9 cuntquake in my home and I WILL be billing them for max slay damage #this is the TRUE omega/omega #I’m so sorry Al your dad got to experience the gilbussy before you 😭 #I will never stop blueballing that man #historical hetalia #hetalia fanart #hetalia #hws england #hws prussia #gilbert beilschmidt #arthur kirkland #prueng #digital art #my art #commissions open #artists on tumblr #procreate #fanart #aph england #aph prussia #maybe I SHOULD draw them scissoring…

[spacedace]

Had a thought about the Reluctant War and made myself a bit sad and I have no idea if it'll make it into the story proper so I'm going to inflict it upon all you guys:

Dick Grayson on the streets of Gotham trying to do everything he can to help as everyone join the ghosts in fighting the GIW, suddenly has a version of the GAV barreling down towards him and for some reason he can't get out of the way in time.

He thinks he's about to join the army of the dead in a whole new way, when the tank fo a vehicle is suddenly sent flying as something massive charged it from the side. He hears a familiar bellowing and then realizes that it's Zitka, a ghost after passing away peacefully a few years before.

She wasn't apart of the army of the ghosts, wasn't brought in to fight. She's just been following her tiny human child around all these years and now that there's enough ecto in the air to do so, she's going to protect him with all her might.

Dick is emotional, so thankful to have his old friend back, but the city is still in a state of chaos. He gets onto Zitka's back and they get to work, running - flying - around helping to grab the injured and whisk them away to safety or take out other GAVs and the like.

It's absurd and freeing and wonderful all at once to be literally flying through the skies of Gotham on the ghost of his elephant best friend, and if Dick wasn't already on the side of King Phantom he is *now* and -

He gets shot off Zitka's back.

A GIW agent was aiming for the Ghost elephant but somehow *missed* and hit Dick instead. Not enough to injure him too badly, but enough to send him flying off Zitka's back and plummeting to the ground. His grapple is broken, and Zitka is diving for him but she's being shot at and she's not going to make it in time and -

A hand, reaching out to him in midair, familiar with its callouses and strong grip as he reaches out and grasps it, body suddenly swinging in a different direction and muscles acting on memory as he falls into the old, achingly familiar routine of his childhood. His mother, ethereal and bright as she smiles down at him, hanging upside down from a bar suspended from nothing but open sky as they swing and he is let go, flipping on instinct and caught by the steady strong hands of his father.

The Flying Graysons reunited in the skies above Gotham, Dick's ghostly parents determined to ensure their little bird never falls the way they did.

#dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #dick grayson #zitka the elephant #the flying graysons #the reluctant war #reluctant war au #i'm just really in my feels this morning about Dick reuniting with his dead family members #lile they're there because they always have been there watching over him #now he's just able to see and interact with them #and don't even get me started about Thomas and Martha Wayne running around helping Alfred and their grandkids #Alfred getting cornered and out of ammo just for someone to shoot off a GIW agent's head with a shotgun and he turns to see martha there #One of the kids gets injured and a ghost with an old fashioned doctor's bag drops down and takes care of them #and he looks so *familiar* that in their out of sorts state the batkid thinks it's Bruce #and Thomas just pats them gently and says: close chum. you can call me grandpa if you like #I'M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS THIS MORNING ABOUT ALL OF THIS OKAY 😭😭😭