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Yuder, casually: You are the only one who can command me. I never even thought about throwing out any gifts you've ever given me even when I felt conflicted over you. The only future I see is the one where you are in-

Kishiar:

#oh yuder 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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okay so there were a ton of posts/fics about the hilarious "fuck/maryy/kill" Bruce Wayne & Justice League scenario (I read them all, amazing comedic timing y'all) but to me, the most hilarious scenario is the JL play fuck/marry/kill, Bruce's name comes up, and half of the people in the room in the know immediately turn bright red and refuse to keep playing and no one will explain why.

Hal: "...and I would fuck Bruce Wayne. No, I would kill him. Nah, actually I'd fuck him, who am I kidding."

Clark: choking on his coffee and rapidly turning an alarming shade of red

Diana: "An....interesting choice, of course."

J'onn: "Shall we play a different game?"

Hal: "Wait, what? that was the game, wasn't it?"

Ollie: "I'm with Hal, I'd fuck the shit out of Bruce. He's the easiest guy I know, it's not like it'll exactly be a hardship for him."

*every single person in the room turns to Batman, standing in the corner*

Clark: "Wow! I think I just heard someone drop an ice cream cone in Guatemala. Batman, I'll need a team up."

Ollie: "For ice cream?"

Diana, standing up and putting herself in between Bruce and Hal: "This sounds dire. I will also assist."

Clark, under his breath, one hand on Bruce's back: "It's not worth it. He's not worth it. Come on. Walk it off."

#bahahaahhha yaaaasssss #these are the best ever #fmk with Batman >>>>>

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I don’t know which author needs to hear this right now but even if you never update your wip i would never regret reading it a time of joy is never wasted

#🥺🥺🥺 #thank u

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Quack Kent…

#omg…

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Batman in my style 🖤

#woah #gorgeous

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Listen pal, the subtitles stay ON.

#hell yeah

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touch starved clark AND touch starved bruce, a match made in heaven

they are like this at all times

#entangled lovers

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batsy kiss

#kissies

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

#same

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

#omg #babies

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yeah, you like daddy's spotify links? click play... good boy. now the like button. you're being so good for daddy... and a comment. 'sir, your spotify links change my life every day.' that's it, faggot... on your knees for my links. open up. you look so pretty taking my third link of the day...

#woah

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#awww

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#flat and long

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Just a straight guy, carrying his platonic friend to safety

#the gays #I mean guys #…no I don’t

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This is the most powerful call to ratio I've ever seen. It's like she's performing an incantation.

#oh Bonnie

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

#how. how do you get mytay from miette??? HOW #I don’t think I say it right either but H O W #mi-ett?? silent e and all that

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do you ever see a hairy stomach and you feel your brain make the windows shutting down sound as all blood flow goes directly to your metaphorical cock

#this post made me run my hairy stomach affectionately #thank u ransom <33