#are you enjoying your stay? ...no

[krisssssssy]

Every one of Ardyn's facial reactions during his date with Verstael crack me up.

#are you enjoying your stay? ...no #he's such a diva #this is definitely a date #ardyn verstael au where they are college roommates #ardyn verstael sitcom #ffxv #ffxv spoilers #episode ardyn spoilers #episode ardyn #ardyn izunia #verstael besithia #ardyn lucis caelum #his eyebrows are so expressive

[catmask]

my kid just told me his art teacher is subscribed to and reads laikas comet Hello *looking around* Hello

#very awesome just hello how didyou get here. i hope you enjoy your stay.. #scratchpost #txt

[gomzdrawfr]

thank you for 2k

#i love you all #sorry i havent draw ghoap in a while because im running out of juice for them #same with faralex #enjoy your stay <3 #gummmyart #doodle #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #kyle gaz garrick #captain john price #captain price #john price #taskforce 141 #task force 141 #tf141 #farah karim #alex keller #faralex #2k followers special #following milestone

[kryptid-kat]

We should normalize being the average artist who never really goes viral and is happy in their lane creating for their own sake (be it commissions, or art for themselves).

The clout chaser mentality of all social media sites rotted our brain where we can't find value in our work unless it has a big number besides it.

Create for yourself, not to please some elusive algorithm that changes on a whim and pushes you back to square one.

#art #artist #artists on tumblr #kat talk #also I don't mean that you shouldn't grow your social media because i know it's crucial to stay afloat as an artist #but please;please don't give silly numbers so much attention #I'm never gonna stop osting about my ocs and idc if the engagement on those posts are shit. they are my pride and joy #because I created art od my blorbos and that's what matters to me #or that I made a client happy with the art I created for them! #you should enjoy the process and not the numbers

[risto-licious]

some pokémon sketches of today!

#ribombee #shiny ribombee #feraligatr #tropius #pokemon #gently interrupts my wild OC posting with some pokemon #this blog is 98% risto with 2% fanart sprinkled ontop #YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT COMES AROUND THE CORNER #please enjoy your stay #pokemon fanart

[clownsuu]

Hello, sorry to bother you, I really love your oc and au, so I drew these drawings!

Because I was shadowbanned a while ago, so I’m not sure if you’ve seen these before.

Please let me know if this bothers you! Have a nice day!

Robbie is really cute and cool, he’s giving a vibe like “Chaos? I called it FUN!!!”

And of course, Mob! au, I can imagine that Robbie throw Rubee to speed her up and help her change the direction!

And the besties went to jail together, I love relationship between mob Julie and mob Sally, so cute!

AWEEEE ROBBIEEBBBBB SO MUCH LIL GUY CONTENTTTTT

#AWE SO CUTE #A W E E #only now iv seen all these!! What the fA R D S A D N E S S #BUT LOOK AT MY LIL MANS HES SO BIG #I LOVE THE FIRST PHOTO A A A #I LOVE ALL THE PHOTOS TF CHDHDJSJ #Awe man Robbie would do anything to make friends- has came as a lonely lil guy #And now stays as a beloved lil goof ball ;;;; happy happy #Mob rob on the other hand is a menace to society tho I’ll give em that- legalize violence to the beetle JDHDHD #ALSO I have at least seen your character before! I really enjoy them!! The content you make with em is fascinating! :0 #ALSO ALSO THE MEME WITH JULIE AND SALLY IS SO THEM LMAOO I LOVE THEIR DUO #PROFESSIONALISM AND C H A O S #I enjoy I enjoy! This does not bother me one bit! ✨🥄 #Happy happy happy

[magnusbae]

On the rare occasions when Hob is actually mad at Dream— he refuses to sleep. Coffee, energy drinks and the God forsaken awakeness pills? All fair game. If he has to inject caffeine directly into his vein, he would. Hob doesn't often get mad, but when he does, he likes to make a point. Dream and Hob match in more than one ways, really, they do. And so it is that the Dream Lord must come out of his realm personally to sprinkle sand into his lover's eyes because he'd be damned if Hob refuses his gift for more than two nights in a row. Not speaking for 100 years? Easy. Hob refusing sleep? Unacceptable.

#Dreamling #Fixed tags: #Dream creating Hob an entire GALAXY in the Dreaming to placate him but Hob has none of this— he refuses to enjoy it. #Dream getting offended that his lover does not appreciates his good graces is like— Well I can also give you a nightmare :| #And Hob just: #'Maybe just don't say that I will eventually stop loving you 🙄🙄🙄 Hob about that- huh.' #Dream: I meant not to insult you— it is merely how humans /are/. Most entities cannot stay with me for long. (The will not is unsaid) #Hob: You're such an idiot. #Hob would cross his arms and try to stay mad with him but he simply CANNOT. #Dream is being genuine— perhaps a genuine idiot— but genuine nevertheless. #He would sigh and finally come over to Dream and he'd take his hands into his and pull him close to himself. #He has to stand up taller— because here in the Dreaming his lover is taller than in the waking. #It's nearly at his tiptoes that he lands a soft kiss at Dream's lips. #Hob: Just because you had /shitty/ exes doesn't mean /I/ have to be #For the matter— I rather not be your ex at all. #Dream attempts denying all his exes being bad but Hob just keeps on kissing him insistently #Like hell he's allowing his lover dwell in the feeling that no one stays— EVEN IF HE DID SPIKE HIS ANGER METER LIKE HELLA #Dream: You will leave me because you're human Hob's anger: 📈📈📈📈 #But he's not really mad he just wishes Dream to trust him is all. #I mean Dream is JUST the center of his entire world #but you know #anyways those tags are meant to be read separately I was just having some crack fun #the original tags gotten horribly out of order and were an absolute mess so I had to rewrite it for it to make any sense at all #so some of the chaotic insanity been lost XDDD #anyways yes XD #buns.hc

[uncanny-tranny]

It actually does bother me that eating is treated like spending money - that you have an allotted allowance in the form of calories that you are supposed to budget.

"How are you spending your calories?" I'm spending them on experiences. I'm spending them on time with my community, my people, those who matter to me. I'm spending them on satiating a human need. I'm spending them on the feeling of being alive and not just living.

If there is one experience that I don't want to "pay" for, it's the basic human right of comfort, security, community, and care.

#anti diet culture #fatphobia #fatphobia tw #disordered eating tw #ed tw #(just in case) #ask to tag #if i had to choose between miserable counting and recounting and reallocating calories and... eating then i'm choosing the latter #there are absolutely health conditions which warrent the *need* to count and stay in a range #but that is entirely different than the societal pressure to be within the idea of a 'right' calorie/nutrient count #if you have a health condition which is affected by food/drink then do what you must to balance your wellness and health and happiness #there is absolutely nothing wrong with that #again that is very different than society coming in and telling you what it thinks you 'should' do about yourself #i know this sounds corny but like #does it not drive you insane to obsess over numbers if you don't have to? #does it drive you insane that you're often treated like you can't or shouldn't be permitted to just live? to ENJOY living?

[bananakeiky]

Ehe, I know all of yall are here bc of wolfsley. Here's painting practice with mr otter paws as a treat.

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#genshin #nana's art #fontaine #genshin impact #neuvillette #very thankful or wolfsley for bringing all you here #please enjoy your stay #hoyoverse #all of my timelapses are on my insta and tt btw!

[justirina]

“I can’t hear you~”

“Could you say that again?”

#oh yea I am back #wally darling #welcome home #welcome home wally #wally my beloved #sketch #human wally darling #i hope you have a great day #drink water #stay healthy #and pls don’t be afraid to tell me your honest opinion about him ;) #I enjoy reading those comments and reblogs lol #i will come back haha

[wastefulreverie]

“no one has brown eyes in amity park”

The DMV just outside of Amity Park was a small, red-bricked building with poor air conditioning and a waiting room full of broken chairs. Eva stood by the wall, stiff, waiting with her uncle for the results of her driver's permit test. After almost twenty minutes, the woman at the counter called her name and she followed her uncle with bated breath.

Oh God, what if she didn't pass? Then she would have to wait and take it again and she wouldn't be able to get her license when she turned sixteen and she'd be the last of the A-Listers to drive and—!

"You passed," the woman said. "You were one point from failing."

Her uncle clapped her on the back. "See, I told you it would be fine."

The woman at the counter began entering in more information into the computer, having her sign a few papers here and there. She paused on the question about organ donation—sending a pang through her heart. It hadn’t been more than three months since her mom passed. Died on the list for a new liver.

Her uncle’s eyes softened in understanding. “Eva, you don’t have to—”

“Yes,” she hissed. “Yes. I’ll do it.”

The rest of the questions were standard.

"Height?"

"Five-four."

"Weight?"

"One-hundred fifty."

"Eye color?"

"Brown."

The woman stopped typing and looked up from the screen. She met Eva’s gaze with her own light teal eyes.

"Pardon?"

"I have brown eyes?"

"What, so you wear colored contacts?"

"Uh, no. My natural eyes are brown. The most common eye color?"

The woman blinked a few times before turning back to the keyboard. She squinted at the screen, a little put off.

"How strange," she murmured. "Brown eyes."

Later, she left the DMV with a temporary paper driver's permit in her wallet. Her hair was frizzier than she'd like because of the heat and her pupils were constricted from the camera flash, almost lost to her caramel-colored irises.

—

Her uncle needed his eyes dilated. She couldn’t remember what for, but she was more than eager to get more experience behind the wheel.

She found a chair near the corner of the waiting room and settled down with her phone.

One of the optometrists walked through the waiting room and stopped in front of her. His brow furrowed in confusion.

Had something gone wrong with the dilation? How did someone mess that up?

“Um,” he said, “I couldn’t help but notice your eyes.”

She raised a brow. “Aren’t you an eye doctor?”

“Yes. Well, I mean—” he stopped “—I noticed your eye color. It’s peculiar. Is it real?”

“You’re asking if my brown eyes are real?” she said slowly. It wasn’t the first time she’d gotten a comment like that in Amity Park and it was starting to weird her out. No one in her old town had spared a second thought about her eyes. “Yeah. They’re real.”

He paled. “I’m sorry if that was a rude question. I just, I’ve been working here for almost two decades now. I don’t see many people with brown eyes.”

“How’s that? It’s the most common eye color.”

His lips formed a straight line. “Maybe outside. Amity Park is different, though. I had a patient eight—maybe nine—years ago. He moved here from Vermont. His eyes were brown too, the first time he came in for an appointment. I saw him a year after that, and his eyes had faded to hazel green.”

“And this was an adult?”

He nodded. “The strangest part was that he didn’t remember. Insisted his eyes had always been hazel green. Spooked out all of us.”

“I just moved here a few months ago,” she admitted, a little shaken. “That won’t happen to me, will it?”

The optometrist shrugged. “Stranger things have happened in Amity Park.”

His phone went off and he fumbled for it, swearing.

“I’m sorry, I have to take this.”

He ran out of the waiting room, giving Eva far more than she would like to think about.

—

On the morning of her sixteenth birthday, Eva’s uncle let her drive them both to the DMV. They got breakfast on the way there, sharing fast food breakfast sandwiches in the parking lot.

When it came to the actual driving test, she passed with flying colors. She adjusted her mirrors and her seat, buckled up, drove a circle around the DMV, checked her blind spot before she merged lanes, and showed the instructor she could parallel park.

When she went inside to officialize her license—her actual, full-fledged driver’s license!—the woman at the counter confirmed all her information. She’d gained an inch in the past half-year and she insisted she was still the same weight, even though she was a good five pounds heavier. Although, what confused her was her eye color.

She frowned at the “BRN” stamped on her permit.

“My eyes are green, though.”

The woman at the counter hummed. “Must be an error. I’ll change it.”

“Hm. Yeah,” Eva eyed her photo from her learner’s permit on the counter, bright green eyes and all, “don’t know how I didn’t notice it before.”

#Danny Phantom #look i don't remember the order of things when i got my license so it's probably wrong #had the idea the other day at work that rather bc b*tch h*rtman hating brown eyed people that its just supernatural stuff #amity park is a weird fucking town #my idea that i could have expanded on more is that people from the outside cant see ghosts but the longer you stay you CAN see ghosts #and as a result your eye color changes if you have brown eyes. sometimes to purple. or green or blue #and i know there are a few rare brown eyed characters in DP and I raise A) theyre newcomers or B) wearing colored contacts #thats it thats my headcanon enjoy this mess #outsider POV #fanfiction #Danny Phantom fanfiction #phicc #phic #wrwritings

[myuminji]

you don't even know how much power do you hold with your vw arts istg they are so gorgeous in your style (and so you are!!) i'm living for them thank you for the food

UWEH THANK YEWW that's so kind of you!! I draw vw mostly bcs I couldn't contain my rots but I'm happy if others can feel insane as I feel over them through my arts!! 🥺🥺💕💕

have a vw sketch!

#i'm sorry but god they're so gay (<-drew them like that) #good for them good for them #i forgot i'm perceived hsdgh IM SORRY FOR BEING EMBARRASSING WITH MY ROTS FOR THEM...i hope you and others who're here enjoy your stay! #while you um. idk watch me break down over them again ig #myuask

[navybrat817]

There's Something in the Water AU Teaser

Welcome to South Bunker! A gem of a town so well hidden it doesn't even appear on your GPS.

Stop at the diner for a bite to eat. Food so good you'll immediately want a nap before you even finish your plate.

Enjoying your cabin? That's what we love to hear, but you may want to keep your curtains closed. Some of the neighbors are a bit nosy.

Car trouble? That happens a lot around here, but don't worry. We have the best mechanic around.

Venture into the woods for a hike, but don't stray from the path and be wary of the hunters. They can get a little trigger happy.

It's truly picturesque when the sun goes down. It almost distracts you from the screams.

Oh, you're leaving?

No, you're not.

Welcome home.

#navybrat updates #teaser #dark fic #dark series #multicharacter #there's something in the water au #welcome to south bunker #enjoy your stay #you're not going home #you are home #😈😈😈

[igura]

cold hands

#elrond peredhel #thranduil #elronduil #lotr #the hobbit #myart #what if our hands brushed and we were both elf rulers 😳🙈💘 #welcome to my hc that elrond’s hands are always warm bc of his magic hope you enjoy your stay

[hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend]

what is the interior like in the museum? any secret exits? hidden compartments? scandalous secrets?

the interior of our beautiful museum is ancient, yet modern, and quite ethereal. the labyrinthine corridors and shifting stairwells makes it very difficult for patrons to traverse. the building shines in a heavenly glow, yet there is a certain darkness about it, one that draws you in, draws you deeper

the gift shop is on the first floor by the main entrance

#it’s a wonderous place to be! #we hope you enjoy your stay! #ask #hellsite hall of fame #hellsite hall of girlfriend #the girlfriend answers #madame girlfriend’s bullshit

[lavenoon]

This started out as cat mirroring and fluff but unfortunately for Eclipse a lot of my trapcards have their origin in the first half of the 20th century and I'd like words.

@naffeclipse someone save him

*self insert Aster is not a girl (he/ she)

og detective au by sunnys-aesthetic!

#post let luce #dcamv #bloodstain fool #naffeclipse #my art #menace4menace #Freud is the easiest of those trapcards #anyone who knows a bit about Freud hates Freud #so that's what made it into the joke #also shoutout to Plummy for asking if Aster is doing the cat mirroring thing #bc I basically went “... Well he is now!” #or we wouldve had more jokes about 1920s slang #posilutely as yes is honestly harmless to some of the shit people said back then #not that we have any room to talk thats how slang *works* #but also. oh my god #yknow when your parents try to stay hip n talk in slang? #opposite here. “youre from the future dont talk like that it sounds wrong when you say it” #long tag ramble. enjoy <3