fish 287 - black carp
for the fishuary day 27 prompt - invasive species!
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No, but seriously, can you imagine how utterly surreal it is to be Song Taewon and have two of the most unhinged people on the planet both decide to become intensely invested in your life and health after knowing you for like five seconds? One of them uses aggressive mob tactics to try and get you to let them chauffeur you around, the other is a little guy you could crush with your pinky on accident who hunts you down in the middle of a pit of monsters with a packed lunch convinced you will starve if he doesn’t personally feed you. You have to play an intense game of de-escalation at literally all times to keep this same random guy from calling and yelling at your boss about your sleep schedule, and this is still an improvement on that time you barely convinced him it wasn’t necessary to utterly annihilate your place of work to get you more vacation time. The other one has probably historically attempted to set your closet and/or you yourself on fire so he can buy you clothes.
You just want to live your corporate slave life and resist the dark yearnings of your soul in PEACE but instead you’re having to dodge two very powerful men who both desperately want to take care of you.
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If your Sole/Lone/Courier was turned into a mermaid, what kind of a tail would they have? Would they even have a tail or would they look more like a lakelurk?
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"I'd die in Octavinelle before I ever got
anywhere close to putting my scales in the water."
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i wish i were the type of person who wholeheartedly loved swimming in oceans/lakes/rivers but unfortunately A. i am so so susceptible to any kind of cold or cool water & i can’t last more than 15 minutes in it and B. i’m scared of deep dark water
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Interesting how for a long time it was ambiguous whether humans in the Pokémon world ever ate Pokémon meat (Moomoo Milk and Chansey eggs not being body parts and apparently given with the Pokémon’s consent). Then Scarlet and Violet tried to clear it up as “We do eat some Pokémon body parts, but only parts they shed naturally without any harm,” e.g. Slowpoke tails, that accursed fish with a name like vuvuzela, Toedscruel flaps, etc. Pokémon Sleep revolves around feeding a Snorlax, and based on the ingredients found I would like you to know Snorlax is a lacto-ovo vegetarian who likes burger patties made with soybeans.
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Mer spock lives in the sea so he likes salty food. like chips
I actually don't think he'd be able to taste salt strongly since he lives in somewhat salty water. Maybe. He'd like homemade chips for sure because they are potatoes after all.
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