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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year
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Prompt: Archangel Polycule getting drunk together for the first time
"What is she doing with its hands?" Gabriel's lost his grasp on pronouns. And on two different glasses.
"I… have no idea." Assuming Gabriel's talking about Lucifer, who's very bad at charades. What is he doing with his hands?
"Are you going to guess?" Michael asks, betraying he's been counting down the seconds of their turn for an eldest sibling team point.
"Hurricane?"
"What? Tax collectors!"
"How is-!" Gabriel shushes them, louder than they are, and crawls into their lap for good measure, hand on their mouth. Raphael harrumphs, pleading eyes at Michael to remove their brother. He ignores them.
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sinaesthete · 1 year
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You.have.so.many.wives
Save some for the rest of us
No.
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bytedykes · 9 months
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What is ORV actually about? I assumed that it was like... A modern psychological thriller with a bit of queerbait, but now I'm seeing your posts and reblogs tagged ORV that are all kinda surreal and fantasy type stuff, I feel like I saw the word isekai a couple times? So what is ORV actually?
ok i have been sitting on this ask for a few days bc i. have no idea where to even begin trying to explain what orv is about
here's a post by tumblr user ot3 that does a better job of explaining orv than i ever could. below the cut is MY attempt at an orv summary
"what is orv actually about?" this is a wonderful question. i don't know. i did nothing but read this novel for 2 weeks straight and i could not for the life of me tell you what orv is "about"
the thing about this book is that if you're reading it, it makes perfect sense. the events are linear. there is a bunch of mindfucky bullshit BUT it all happens in a relatively straightforward way. i understand orv perfectly. but at gunpoint, could i put the events in chronological order? no. pull the trigger
ok. orv is about a salaryman named kim dokja who has the most uninteresting boring life in the world. this is a lie. he does nothing but go to his job he's about to get fired from, eat convenience store kimbap, and read webnovels. he reads a specific webnovel (twsa) that has been updating daily for 13 years straight. he has been reading it since he was 15 through his entire adult life
twsa is about the apocalypse, starring protagonist yoo joonghyuk. the day kim dokja reads the last chapter and eagerly awaits the epilogue to be published the apocalypse happens. exactly like in the webnovel. now armed with a .txt file of twsa and his autism superpowers he navigates the apocalypse trying to reach his ideal ending
orv, for lack of better term, does not take itself very seriously at times. frequently, even. at least half of the major plot points are comprised of complete bullshit. every few chapters i had to put the book down and go "no fucking WAY is this actually happening" but it was! it was happening every time! its hysterical!
orv is also extremely meta. every time you think "ok it cannot possibly get more meta, this is it, this is the peak" ur wrong. u are wrong every single time until the very end of the epilogue. it can ALWAYS get more meta. orv is 100% the most meta thing i have read in my life
on top of all this, pretty much anything you can think of has happened in orv. "orv is a book about everything" while an exaggeration, this is true. it really fucking is. it has everything in it. you know that poem by shel silverstein, "everything on it"? that's what reading orv is like
it tackles many serious topics (such as: loneliness, the desperate desire to connect with other people combined with the inability to allow yourself to be loved, finding the things that push you to keep surviving) and many topics that are. not that (such as: "what if a dumpling had a face how would that work", "what if gay people were insane and not even friends", "what if a guy was so autistic his brain started eating people", "what if a monkey was actually 4 monkeys" and more such things. wouldnt that be fucked up)
orv definitely. yeah. surreal and fantasy type stuff is a very appropriate descriptor. a modern psychological thriller is... also appropriate i suppose. "a bit of queerbait" is NOT appropriate because orv is built on queerbait but not in the sense of it being baiting. in the sense of it being canon but unsaid. like its not canon. but it is. its canon and it is constant. there is an archangel that ships said queerbait she is a proud yaoi supporter. this is a real thing i am not making up
on top of that insane queerbait. there is insane polycule bait as well. like i need you to understand that while its not "canon" in the traditional sense of the word it IS real and it IS on screen and it IS as explicit as it could actually be without it actually being, you know, explicit. it literally makes me feel insane
ISEKAI. RIGHT. im not really familiar with isekai as a genre so take this paragraph with a grain of salt but orv is more of a reverse isekai? the fantasy world comes TO the "real" world. however there are in fact multiple isekais-within-the-isekai later on. multiple types of them even
anyway orv is also heavily based on the theme of stories and like. god i hope you've read ot3's post because im sure they explained it better. its a very theme-heavy piece of media where the rules of the world aren't based on logic but based on how they can further the themes. its very intricately constructed and like
it will blow your mind. god. i dont even know what im saying anymore. its good is my point it is so fucking good. orv changed me. it is a very hopeful piece of media and i am sure that rereading it will devastate me even harder than it did the first time
TLDR: orv is an insane long book about literally everything and at least half of those things are complete bullshit but are incredibly integral to the plot. somehow. it is very worth reading and will change ur life forever
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dubiousduckears · 10 months
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turquoisesea01 · 2 months
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AAA I LOVR THE POLYCULE'S LOOKS SMM 🩷🩵💜
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could we have some extra info about the trio? also smsndj may I please braid Beatrice and Askel's hair?
Beatrice (She/Her)
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- Beatrice is Vincent’s (Virgil’s best childhood friend) half sister!
- The shy and soft spoke of the three!
- She loved birds! Mourning Doves are her favorite!
- She is a painter! She absolutely loves to paint. Most of her artworks are watercolors!
- A decent cook (sometimes do the cooking if Carmo is unavailable)
- Beatrice’s love languages are Physical Touch and Quality Time!
- She is 5’2” (160 cm) tall!
- Her favorite fruits are grapes!
- Beatrice is Asexual Demiromantic!
- She is near sighted
Aksel (He/Him)
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- Aksel is a Seraphim Angel!
- The energetic and friendly of the three!
- Loves to watch over humans! He tend to go down from heaven to Earth and explore the living realm to do human watching!
- Usually have his eyes closed all times. His eye colors are a gradient of pink and blue!
- He absolutely love arts! He does sculpting!
- He doesn’t really know how to cook, he burnt water one time and was never allow to the kitchen again.
- Aksel love languages are Physical Touch and Words of Affirmation!
- Aksel’s favorite fruit are pomegranates!
- His favorite animal are ferrets!
- He is 6’6 (198.12 cm) tall!
- Aksel is Pansexual!
Carmo (They/Them)
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- Carmo is an archangel
- The reserved and the attentive of the three!
- Absolutely love music. Orchestral is their favorite genre!
- They can play any string instruments, they mostly love to play their harp.
- Is the one that does the cooking out of the three (their cooking are the best)
- Tends to dragged search for Aksel whenever he ran off to explore the living realm and dragged him up to heaven once they found him.
- Their favorite animal are cats!
- Carmo’s love languages are Acts of Service and Quality Time!
- They are 6’0” (182.88 cm) tall!
- Carmo’s favorite fruits are strawberries!
- Their eyesight is pretty sharp that they can see far away clearly.
- Like Beatrice, they’re Asexual Demiromantic
- Aksel and Carmo are angels, they can easily shapeshift into different forms. Aksel and Carmo chose to look masc presenting in their human forms. (Which is their current form)
- Beatrice and Aksel would love for you to braid their hair! :3!
- Carmo and Beatrice both struggle being social with anyone. So they help each other to improve themselves! Mostly Aksel helps them.
- They love spending time with each other by listening to music together as Beatrice preen their wings or have Aksel or Carmo brush Beatrice’s hair. They also love their cuddle sessions!
- Beatrice and Carmo are both neutral about sex.
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liege-of-the-bees · 8 months
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S7e20: Goodbye, Riverdale
Screaming crying sobbing
Omg who's dead
OLD BETTY
Jughead's dead?
Her granddaughter is called Alice :)
THEY'RE ALL DEAD?
Omg she's got dementia
Jugheads obituary is his teenage self. He never aged past that
Ghost time
Archangel Jughead? Or Narrator powers
YES QUEER MARY we win
Polly!
This is so s7e1 Jughead of Betty
I may end up crying this episode
There's an airport in Riverdale???
Toni class president!
Oh Midge is back!
NO FANGS. WHY.
Omg they were roommates
OH?
POLY FOUR?
Cheryl is so done with Betty's shit
Reggie is so confused
Reggie I love you
LET HIM JOIN THE POLYCULE
Where is the Jarchie kiss though >:(
Yes girl drink that absinthe
No stop I will cry
BEEFCAKE MEETS CHEESECAKE
THE PAINTING OF ARCHIE
DALE. NAMED AFTER RIVERDALE
'Full, gorgeous, sexy lives'
No Julian :(
CHIC MURDERED FRANK AND TOM
'yahoos'
THE SUPERNATURAL BRIDGE
'Best friends'
The poem is so good
'Not cool Andrews, you know I'm sensitive about that'
That's really mean to say when you're in a polycule
'And when you die' BETTY DON'T JUST SAY THAT TO HIM
NO POP TATE
Istg this fucking episode
Update: I'm crying
70S BETTY
Goodbye Riverdale :(
OH NO SHE'S DEAD
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sxilor-1010 · 1 month
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love, beloved, and darling for the f/o ask game!
I'll do this one with... Starlo, Starscream, and Figure! I would do the others in the polycule but that'd be too much. :(
Answers will be below the cut!
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Love - What terms of endearment/nicknames do you like to call your f/os? what about vice versa? do you have any that hold a special meaning?
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Starlo – Most of his nicknames for me or for the others in the polycule are a bit silly but still endearing nonetheless! The most common ones are Shooting Star, Starshine, and Sweetstar, but for others he'll call them the first thing that pops into head.
He calls Starscream 'Screaming Star' for example. It makes Starscream both annoyed and very flustered, and it's adorable!
Starscream – He doesn't use endearing terms unless in private given his ego, but he does have nicknames for everyone! They can come off as a little mean, but everyone knows Starscream shows his love a bit different.
An example is that he calls Starlo 'Starfool' (ironic), and it always makes the Decepticon smirk when Starlo steps up a notch and the two try to outdo each other.
Figure – While Figure's not good at talking just yet, (they have enough sentience to understand words and pass a harkness test!) I like to think it would have both a mix of endearing petnames and general nicknames for everyone in the polycule.
One that comes to mind is 'Starboy' for Starlo, a mixed nickname of Star and Cowboy! :)
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Beloved - would you consider marrying your f/os? if you're already married, what does that mean to you? to them?
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That's a question everyone im the polycule has thought about, and all I can say is that we have no idea if we all plan to get married! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Darling - Is there anything you hold close because it reminds you of your f/o? what about them?
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I like to hold onto a lotta things from everyone in my polycule, so I'll list off a few or so items for the three in this question!
For Starlo, I like to hold onto his poncho and a star badge of his when he's off dury doing farmwork or just taking a day off from sheriff work. The poncho smells very fragrant due to some cologne he wears, and the badge is verg shiny with his initials carved into it. ⭐️💛
For Starscream, it's a piece of an Allspark Shard he entrusted me with. (I made it into a necklace charm for safekeeping!) He's surprised that the Allspark still keeps him alive to this day, but he entrusts me wuth a shard in the case his current one gets taken or dies out.
And finally for Figure, There's... a lot of things. It one brought me a book that I could barely read due to scribbles and decayed ink, while another was a wooden crucifix broken in half.
I often hide the latter away because Gabriel, being the archangel he is and him seeing Figure as an abomination created from God's mistakes, You could probably imagine the rage he'd feel seeing a shattered crucifix.
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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year
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Apartmentverse ficlet 😌
I just think that the archangel Gabriel might not enjoy the holiday season that much. (Definitely not projecting, no way.)
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cyberdragoninfinity · 1 month
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*slides in, falls over a table* so I heard you like zoneporia :3
(you actually got me pretty on board with it and I just wanna hear you ramble about it, only if you want to though)
YESS....HAHA, YESS!!!!!!!!!!! <--*WITH EACH PERSON ZONEPORIAPILLED BY MY HAND I GROW STRONGER*
i tend to fare better with specifics rather than just broad rambles, especially being just not a very shipbrained person in general, but hmm....mm....... god I just like them. So Much. I love you old people I love you the marriage of flesh and machine under the embrace of divinity i love your God and His Most Loyal Archangel i love you MESSY NASTY BREAKUPS!!!!
I'm an aro/demiromantic Aporia truther, i'll analyze ships through the lens of the beautiful ways aromantic people love and interact with the people they care about until i collapse into the earth, and there is never not something that warms me very deeply thinking about Aporia going through life under the assumption the feelings he felt for Eurea were a once in a lifetime occurrence, only to find a spark of joy and companionship once again decades later amidst a Polycule of THe Oldest Men You Can Possibly Imagine. In the glory of a man seeing himself as God. Aporia THE 'not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)' of all time to me. He gave Z-one everything. Z-one gave him everything he could. they are both such deeply fucked up miserable unwell people and in the wake of Paradox and Antinomy's deaths they deserve only each other. Miss me with "first loves," we're on LAST LOVES NOW!!! A love burning in the embers of the literal last two people alive on Earth!!!! Z-one's chasing an Aporia that died However the Fuck Long Ago while the Aporia he brought back carries every weight asked of him and wants nothing but to share the hope he was reminded of with Him.
and z-one FUCKING KILLS HIM FOR IT!!! LIT HIM ON FIRE IN FRONT OF CHILDREN!!! YEAH SURE I'LL BE NORMAL ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im just obsessed with them. it's my god given duty to hook people on this dynamic that's just THERE. IN THE TEXT. MESSY AND VIOLENT AND TRAGIC. Their duel is the visual yugioh equivilent of your parents having a fight in the kitchen. Live performance of "The Chain" (Fleetwood Mac) ass duel. Divorce is real in Yugioh 5D's. They make me sick in the head and I cannot apologize anymore for this. Z-one doing delicate mechanical operation on Aporia's beat up robot body is one of Yugioh's most absolute This Too Can Be Gay Sex scenes. christ alive. and now theyre back in Duel Links and their entire dynamic is getting localized and it's making me explode.
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ETERNAL FRIENDS. THEY WOULD FIND AND DIVORCE AND/OR KILL EACH OTHER IN EVERY LIFETIME. GRANDPA AND GRANDMA. GOD AND HIS PET LIGER. ZONEPORIA HOPELESSSHIPPING NUMERO UNO!!!!!
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unskilledpoint · 5 months
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The life of a demigender:
-Becoming a host to a force of world-ending disaster thanks to their hot wine mom and cool gamer aunt
-Having their memories erased by said mom and aunt
-Being picked up by the world's happiest girl and a fucking dragon
-Being noticed by a god of destruction and chaos
-Riding a train in space, inadvertently joining their polycule (bonus if job-quitting is involved)
-Being aggressively adopted by a hot woman, an old man, and a bunny
-Saving a world from another force of pure disaster (they can talk, also) (getting noticed by a god of the opposite of destruction and chaos in the process)
-Becoming friends with the new queen and her bodyguard girlfriend
-Being manipulated into visiting a non-planet planet by the hot mom from the start of life (the non-planet planet is actually where the dragon is from)
-Saving that too (this time from a force of pure disaster AND a demigod)
[I love dragons.]
[What of it, if some old hunks of a sea-captain orders me to get a broom and sweep down the decks? What does that indignity amount to, weighed, I mean, in the scales of the New Testament? Do you think the archangel Gabriel thinks anything the less of me, because I promptly and respectfully obey that old hunks in that particular instance? Who ain’t a slave? Tell me that. Well, then, however the old sea-captains may order me about—however they may thump and punch me about, I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way—either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round, and all hands should rub each other’s shoulder-blades, and be content.]
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nobudgetarchangels · 1 year
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[Intro post]
Welcome to the No Budget Archangels blog, a sideblog where a twenty-something spn fan posts low-effort drawings of the archangel polycule on a semi-regular basis to fight depression and art block.
In the No Budget Verse, the Archangels live together in a white void* called Bao (BackgroundsAreOverrated), unless otherwise specified**. They usually get along, because I am the God of their world and I can make them do whatever I want.
Art style may vary a lot depending on my mood.
[accepting requests!]
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*It looks like a white void to you because of your feeble human eyes, but it’s actually a fully-fledged universe. It has deep lore, but you’re not ready to hear it u3u
**#apartmentverse is the tag I’ll use for a specific AU in which they are depowered and live together in Gabriel’s apartment
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danco110 · 10 months
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Hi. I came up with a silly idea.
Describe your decks as if they were characters.
I will share mine:
1. A dude that will gain infinte power and infinite mana and then punch you so hard, your body parts will be on different planes. But only if he has a chance to make his first power up.
2. A necromancer whose creations more often die to his own shinanegans than anything else and gets bodies from a local demon cult. His favorite zombies are a pair of krakens.
3. A Simic hybrid who can make a field of antimagic around himself and summon spirits. He is very patient and fond of ambushes.
[Disclaimer: these are not all the decks I have/am working on.]
1. A Dominarian knight leading a Communist revolution
- Tori D’Avenant Fury Rider, Boros beats “pauper commander” commons only
2. An archangel joining together with her fellow angels and demons to create the Greater Innistrad Polycule
- Liesa Forgotten Archangel, Orzhov bombs with an angel/demon subtheme
3. Local wild mage finally finds a way to incorporate her gambling addiction in her magic
- Delina Wild Mage, mono-red EtB’s
4. A half-devil whose life dream is to cause as much suffering as possible, both in-universe and in-game
- Valki God of Lies/Tibalt Cosmic Imposter, Rakdos control with an MLD + superfriends wincon
5. A washed-up bishop/cultist that continuously tries to earn the approval, or even attention of his demonlord, but to no avail, as even the initiates under him are chosen before him for demonic possession
- Jerren Corrupted Bishop, mono-black human tribal. The deck is solid, and actually wins a fair amount through 5/5 demon tokens, but I’ve wanted to transform my commander into Ormendahl ever since I’ve built it, and still haven’t done it ONCE!
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makutamewtwo · 9 months
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Asmodeus
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This is the form of Asmodeus
The Goofy Grimoire of Asmodeus (a fictional story inspired by demonology.)
Asmodeus, also known by names including Ashmedai, Asmoday, and many other alternate epithets, is a King of Hell, a ruler of the Shedim and is the embodiment of lust. He appears in multiple forms but in most of them he can be seen as an uncanny combination of grotesque and comely. In the form illustrated here, he has a beautiful voluptuous body and strong cheekbones, but on the other hand has putrid gums, fiery eyes, and feet like a rooster's (A distinct trait of the Shedim.) If you believe that him being a demon of lust means that he is a fornicator you'd be half-right, he has a tendency to lust over singular women at a time, haunting them and murdering any who attempt to date or marry them. In a particularly infamous case a woman named Sara had her seven husbands strangled by the lustful Shedim and it was up to a young man named Tobias and the Archangel Raphael to shoo him from her. In the end the solution turned out to be the scent of the smoked heart and liver of a giant fish. He also had a few run ins with King Solomon, who was able to bind him with a sigil ring and chains and use his power for good. Unfortunately he was, in spite of his wisdom, tricked by Asmodeus to release him. Asmodeus swallowed Solomon's ring (represented in this illustration by the Star of David-like Sigil of Solomon being on the choker around his throat) and put one wing towards the earth and the other towards heaven and flung himself at incredible speed abandoning Solomon to beg in the middle of the desert. He then stole King Solomon's throne by shape shifting into him and took advantage of his power how you'd expect a demon of lust to, the local rabbis were suspicious however and working with his staff realized that he always kept his feet covered by stockings. Apparently Asmodeus' shapeshifting abilities did not extend to his chicken-like feet and he was quickly found out and the true King Solomon was returned to the throne. So that's his past, but what is he up to these days? After having his plans foiled for the umpteenth time, he set his sites on someone more "local" to hell. Lilith is known for being one of Hell's greatest and most beautiful demons, but while she still works her seduction magic on humans to lead them astray, among demons she is taken. She is actually in a wonderfully loving polycule with Lucifer and Samael but Asmodeus wants her for himself. Luckly for the lovers and unfortunately for Asmodeus, Lilith, Lucifer, and Samael usurp Asmodeus in power individually, and together they could overthrow him if they needed to. Asmodeus is eternally chasing someone who he has no hope of being in a relationship with, so this leaves humanity mostly safe from his temptations but do not underestimate a King of Hell and remember that the Archangel Raphael can be called upon to bind him. This has been the story of Asmodeus.
(If you read to the end, please consider giving me constructive criticism. This is the first in my "Goofy Grimoires" series of tongue and cheek demon stories. The beautiful love story of Lilith, Lucifer, and Samael will be expanded upon later.)
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voidselfshipp · 11 months
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Revamping my symbiote oc for my venom s/I. Here she is her names Archangel. Info under the cut.
Archangel "the holy warrior"
Has been trained for defending the symbiote race, is actually one of the best. Also kills rogue symbiotes.
Has been to the earth multiple times for different reasons, given her form she has been mistaken for the archangel Gabriel.
Has taken up this title because she thought it was amusing.
Actually was really nice to venom back at their home planet.
Developed wings to both fly and play into the archangel thing.
Very chaotic.
Given she kills rogue symbiotes she has a flaming sword, she is also resistant to Fire.
After assimilating with my s/I she becomes extra sensitive to loud noises.
Asexual/aromantic, shes the third wheel of the venom/me/Eddie polycule. Shes fine with it,literally along for the ride.
Chaotic best pals with Venom.
Has banned Venom from the kitchen since she actually enjoys eating as humans do.
Given she has been through multiple hosts, shes learnt to adapt to any and all diets so she doesnt particularly bother s/I with food, only when her cravings kicks in.
Her little blob form makes a squeaky toy noise if you squish it.
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->only mutuals allowed to reblog. Dont repost my art.
->lovely taglist: @malewifehenrycooldown @tex-treasures @sugar-and-pearls
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