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queen-of-scissors · 1 year

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I need more of that content i wonder how will they react with minecraft or fucking roblox because roblox has a LOT of games

AWW yeaaa more ideas timmeee

Also you didnt specify if you want a cult au but i kinda did it like that. Sorry

ROBLOX

Roblox is basicly an another excuse to use "the creator of thousand worlds butt

İf you tell them it has alot of other worlds in it, you're gonna be the...

GOD OF MULTİVERSE

Now for me, i only use roblox for Tycoon or horror games, Tycoon games just fits the Vibe as a creator of tevat

But horror? Oh boy..

Now we know that hu tao is gonna be so impressed by the spooky stuff you show (prolly exept gore but yea) and she is gonna be the one that gives you the title;

GOD OF HYPERDEATH (no wdym its an undertale reffrence?)

İ remember seeing a game in roblox that were about surviving a super caotic natural dissasters. İf you play those types of survival games first of all, your followers gonna cry.

"oh how much pain have one went through!"

Especially archons are gonna be all over you if you play the natural disaster one,

"BAAL STOP USİNG THUNDER YOU'RE SCARİNG YOUR GRACE!!"

"İ AM SCARİNG THEM??? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MADE HURRİCANES!!!"

meanwhile you're like: "i didn't survive anything-"

But your acolytes only get sadder because "you were so traumatised that you dont remember???"

Ninguang asks you to give normal people a lesson on how to survive a natural dissaster. Especially to those that dont have a vision.

But??? Acid rains aren't realy possible??

Anyways now you're the:

THE LAST AVATAR (your choice of words)

MİNECRAFT

Oh boy a tricky one

İt all based on how you explain minecraft.

"its a survival game about surviving the wild but there are monsters that come out at night"

Ah yes, another survival game, you seem to like that as a form of sport! Dont be suprised if you see some of your acolytes actually going for extreme survival sport to honour your name (childe, xiao, maybe zhongli, Cyno etc.).

They won't make it a secret oh no no, they want you to be the judge of who can survive the longest (before you pit an end to the competition).

Cyno found your job a perfect name even!

MAAT, GOD OF JUDGMENT (i legit looked through mythology for this lmao)

"its a survival game but everything is a cube"

Hehe venti is gonna call you a "blockhead" but before he can even say it he gets silenced by zhongli.

But you say that for him, loud and proud!

People are too afraid to use that as one of your titles, and if you say its fine, theyre gonna see it as you're testing them. But you and venti found another way to use this funny nickname;

Behold!! The

Rock.

(hehehe rock)

"its actually a survival game but you can create whatever you want in it, so-"

"wait a minute, did you say... Creation?"

Wrong choice of words got you in this one. Theres no going back.

Now people belive that you use that world so you can do a quick plan of what you are going to do in other worlds. That world must be SUPER important to you, And since Tevat and that world are actually kind of (not) alike, that also means that you also like this world other than the rest!!

Oh if they knew...

İf they knew what you did to all those poor villagers... And even sheeps (i see you and im calling the cops)...

"did you know that in that world, you only need to feed people to get them pregnant?"(not realy but its fun to leave some detailes to imagination :P)

W h a t.

They hope that that world isnt where you are from originally. BECAUSE YOU'D GOT SOME EXPLAİNİN TO DOO- zhongli would be on watchlist istg

Anyways you're the VİLLAGE TAMER now

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Hope you like it, i used every bit of my English knowledge and last 2 braincells for this.

But it was fun! İm open to more ideas! (İ can only do the games i know/played so sorry if you do request but couldnt answer 🙏)

#genshin sagau #sagau #sagau brainrot #sagau x reader #self aware genshin #genshin x you #genshin isekai #minecraft #roblox #genshin x reader #genshin impact sagau

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hime-memes · 1 year

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• Not-Your-Mother’s™ Character Building Questions •

- Hime’s character building questions with a twist ! -

** If this goes well - I may make a part 2 ! **

As always: Feel free to change anything within these that you see fit to make it work for your muse & the receiver’s muse !

Recommended For: Adult muses / plots / timelines. ** ( Could also work really well for those that employ video responses for their ask answers ! There are multiple parts to some questions and it has potential to open the way for more in-depth RPs and character development ! ) **

Trigger Warnings For: alcohol / drug references, NSFW-ish innuendo, swearing, death mentions, violence.

1 | Does your character have a favorite swear word ? If so, what is it & why is it their favorite ? 2 | If your character could fight any muppet, which would it be ? ( Bonus: At what location ? ) 3 | Is someone else going to have to clear their browser history if they meet an untimely end ? What message would they give that person ? 4 | What cartoon / fictional character was their sexual awakening ? Looking back on it, how do they feel about that choice now ? 5 | What fills them with unbridled rage & how often do they encounter this thing ? 6 | If they could switch bodies with ( 1 ) animal for the day, what would it be and why ? 7 | What’s their favorite youtube viral video & how did they find it ? 8 | Which social media site do they use and what do they think is the worst part(s) of it ? 9 | Picture it: your character wakes up in a booth, at a crappy diner, across from a ( clearly ) dead body with ‘ What’s new pussy cat ? ‘ playing on a loop. What’s their first guess as to what happened and what is their next move ? 10 | What clickbait title would your character use to describe themselves ? 11 | What’s their favorite saying ... and why ? Does this have an impact on how they live their life or is it a silly thing they just like to say ? 12 | What targeted ad shirt would they un-ironically own ? 13 | If they could cause whatever chaos they wanted -- Where would they start and would they escalate their antics quickly ? 14 | Which anime would consume their lives as a teen and why ? 15 | What’s their favorite insult to use and when / where did they learn it ? 16 | What family tradition(s) have they modified, or simply grown to ignore ? Is there a reason they’ve done so ? 17 | If their personality was an alcoholic beverage ... what would it be and how do they think others will interpret this information ? 18 | What would their social media handle(s) be and what significance do they have for your character ? 19 | How many demonic chihuahua - toddler hybrids could your character reasonably fight before they were overwhelmed and overpowered ? Did they walk into this scenario with a plan in place, or are they winging it as they go ? 20 | What’s the worst bootleg movie they would become invested in by accident ? 21 | How do they insult the average reddit / tumblr user ? ( We all know they deserve it. ) 22 | What does cilantro taste like to your muse ? Delicious herb -- or -- corner store bathroom hand soap ? Do they eat it anyway ? 23 | What’s the craziest thing your character has done for love ? Did it pan out ... or did it start their villain origin story ? 24 | What’s the hot button issue that they use to rile the people around them up so they can just watch the chaos and stupidity unfold ? 25 | What’s your character’s snide comeback to the family member that constantly asks them if they’re dating now, thinking about having kids, getting married, etc. ? 26 | What’s your character’s reaction to brand™ twitter ? 27 | What big chain store would they single handedly and with no remorse put out of business if possible & why ? Would their plan to do so be successful - or just make stocks in the company rise from the attention ? 28 | How does your character feel about adult Minecraft & Roblox youtubers ? Is their criticism valid ? 29 | What 3 AM infomercial can they recite verbatim ? Can they do it right now ? 30 | What modern slang word do they detest above all others ? Can they tell us why or when the first realized they hated it ? 31 | What fanfiction would your character write & for what fandom ? What’s the most interesting tag they’ve given / would give a fic ? 32 | What is your character’s favorite meme and in what contexts do they use it ? Has it ever caused a misunderstanding or fight ? 33 | Oh no ! Your character just sent a late drunk text ... who was it to, what was it about & what did they say ? ( Bonus: Tell us the response they got ! ) 34 | What is your character’s favorite vine™ or tiktok™ ? Can you quote it for us ? ( If applicable ! ) 35 | What’s your character’s least favorite color & who’s wardrobe would they change to nothing but that color just to add an extra reason to hate them ? 36 | Your character is told to make one dish / meal for someone they like -- What do they choose that will make their crush fall in love with them instantly ? 37 | Can your character describe what kind of phone they have, their favorite apps, the person they contact the most, and what their favorite phone case / accessory is ? 38 | If your muse could be isekaied into the another dimension/time, where would they choose to go & would they survive the trip ? Would they bring anyone with them ? How do they think their companion would react ? 39 | Tell us, is your character creative ? If so, in what way do they stand a cut above the rest ? Are they aware of this ? 40 | Give us the style run down for your character ! What sorts of items do they go for when creating their signature style ? Do other people try to replicate this / even if they did, would the look have the same impact ? What are their influences when dressing themselves ? 41 | Forget love interests; when your character saw their nemesis did they know immediately that they were the one, or did they have to antagonize one another first ? What kind of relationship do your character and their nemesis have ? Do they foresee it changing in the future ? If so, how ? 42 | What’s the most expensive gift your character has received & how do they feel about it ? 43 | What lyrics speak to your character’s soul and why ? Do they have any musical selections that would surprise the people that know them ? If so, what might they be ? 44 | What does it take for your character to stand up for someone else ? Are they a reluctant protector -- or bold badass ? Who’s behalf do they step in for most often ? Does teh other person seem okay with this or are they usually annoyed ? How does your character feel about that reaction ? 45 | Can your character name a movie and a book that has fundamentally changed them in one way or anther ? Can they elaborate on why ? When did they first encounter this media and why has it stuck with them for so long ? Do they often watch/read these ? 46 | After some snooping, someone’s found your character’s dating profile: what’s the most shocking thing they find out about your character ? How accurate is your character’s dating profile ? Can you tell us what their bio says ? Which dating site do they frequent ? Have they successfully met someone using it ? 47 | What smells / flavors do your character associate with themselves ? Would this be accurate if they asked other people ? Why do they feel those scents and flavors are representative of them ? 48 | Would your character rather fight a baboon once a month, or fight a chicken every time they needed to get in a vehicle to go somewhere ? 49 | What’s the most pained your character has ever been ? Was it physical, emotional, or mentally ? Is it something they’d be willing to discuss ? If so - how have they come to terms with it ? 50 | Your character has to write a haiku that describes their dominant emotion: tell us what it says and see if we can guess the emotion it’s describing !

#original rp meme #rp meme #character buillding meme

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raisethe-velvet · 1 year

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ok so like 2 of my mutuals made posts about their lore so. fuck it here’s lumi lore that no one asked for

i had a gacha phase when i was like 12, posted it all on a now-deleted instagram account

i used to frequently get into arguments in youtube comments and on discord servers when i was 10-12 and how i wasn’t banned from this one animation memer’s server whom i wont say the name of for simply being annoying as fuck is beyond me

i work at coles. before that i worked at mcdonalds. i am very nonverbal why did i choose to work in customer service i cant fucking speak

when i was 6 i was genuinely convinced i was the reincarnated fairy princess of another world

i used to roleplay on roblox when i was 10-12 before all the good rp games fucking died

i was obsessed with collecting dolls as a child and in recent months have fallen back into that

i played crush crush at the very young age of 12

i played yandere simulator at the even younger age of 11

nightcore phase i never quite grew out of

i have ocs that i never draw and never talk about and wonder why no one asks me about them or talks to me about them

and holy shit do my ocs have l o r e

ive dyed my hair pink 3 times

i also go by the name stardust but no one calls me that so. yeah

i actually have zero connection to the name lumi at all and regret naming myself that but its kinda what everyone knows me as and my url so im just used to it

i cant think of a better name anyway and stardust is my online only nickname

#loreposting #stardust is online #might make a part 2 to this if i think of anything else

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ringtaileds · 1 month

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PLAYING PLS DONATE ON ROBLOX (dont ask) AND JOINED IN A GUESS THE SONG GAME AND GOT TWO WINS BC IM OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR TWO OF THE SONGS RELEASE DATES

However hearing 1-2 kids w VC permission go "what is that?" Is a small price to pay for winning... I am Old Now

Anyways the songs i got were "Cant Hold Us" and "Safe and Sound"

#my idiocy #GUESS WHO GOT 140 ROBUX IN THE PROCESS WOOOO #totally forgot it was for robux btw i was just genuinely having a blast

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blackvail22 · 4 months

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he literally called me right after i posted my last post

i need to erase my attachment issues so bad

he played with his friends first so he'd have more time with me

ohhhmygod im so annoying LMAO

he got upset w me because i told him he can choose what we play since he only has 2 games on his computer currently and i have neither (after he said he would download a game yesterday to play w me and then didnt) so i suggest roblox (because it takes less time to download) and he is making me anxious bcos i feel like i did something wrong

a slight tone raise and im sobbing on the floor JUSTTT like friday LMAOOOO

its okay

he's not upset with me

hes not upset with me

(if its this exhausting to talk to me or play a game, why did he agree to it? people do it all the time... im sorry im such a bother, damn)

he got my hopes up and im so sad about it man... its just a game but its one i love and he said "noooo im not getting itttt" YOU SAID YOU WERE THOUGH whatever its fine he can do what he wants anyway

OKAY ANYWAYYY we watched anime together and everything was fine teheheh

im so overly sensitive recently... like, its gotten reallllyyyyy bad LMAOOO

he's not bad, i promise! im just an overthinker and have been more fragile recently ^^ (im so incredibly tired of this roller coaster of emotions right after another. its making my question what i really feel, and its making me want to isolate myself... i get bruised easier than a peach... like, just now, i am literally making myself upset just talking about it. i only have three feelings: numb, depressed, or overjoyed. no fucking inbetween i swear to god... its pissing me off)

anyway! he didnt sleep like i told him to yesterday so he's been up for an ungodly amount of time (its been over two days) so! i hope he finally gets some rest :(

he gets really messed up when he stays up like that... i hope he takes care of himself more... he doesnt really open up about how he's feeling, and by not really i mean he only has like twice, so! its easy for me to worry about him

same with you, though... it feels like im always the main focus and it makes me upset sometimes? but whenever we talk about you i dont know what to say or how to properly respond to what you say....

maybe... i dont want to say "its for the best" but like i dont know ... i like when people open up--i just dont know how to hold a conversation

anyways im going to 100% clean my room more (im tired and anxious and want to make my boyfriend proud because he tells me a lot i need to clean my room so maybe if i do it finally he'll be happy for me)

i really just want him to compliment me honestly

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pawbeanies · 5 months

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My wallet is not good but that isnt scara bc i only paid for only one, the other ones were from pure luck and love that i have for him 😢 (btw i can leave my id here if ud like, just now getting back into it after like a few months break) also i barely have recommendations 😭 i like playing colorful stage bc its the only rhythm game that has the kind of speed selection i like, and i collect the FUCK outta pokemom on pokemon go and uhhh minecraft/roblox....math riddles 😭 or sometimes solitaire 🤓 aaaa idk, very limited to mobile games rn (trust i WILL get a ps5 w games) and yeah 🤔 umm but i will recommend this one game called Abandoned....now dont laugh but its on coolmathgames 😭😭 but its SO great if u like puzzles/mystery (and theres a gameplay on youtube if you get stuck) theres also Abandoned 2 which is a continuation of it. Tbh coolmathgames has a few great puzzle/riddle/mystery games 🤔🤔 theres a lot of games im missing out rn but trust ill tell them to u once i can experience them :3 anyways sorry for the huge rambling ☝️😞 (i like animal crossing pocket also) (lmk what kind of music u listen to bc u seem super cool i want to be ur friend perchance)

grabs you (gently) do NOT ever apologize for rambling i love hearing abt what people enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!! it brings me life !!!!! i will have to check it out i have not been on coolmathgames in many a moon but i trust ur recommends ... also i tried to get into pjsekai bc i am an old vocaloid fan at heart (like. pre 2010s vocaloid. 2008-2009 vocaloid... i am an old man...) (coincidentally i am still a vocaloid stannie and my recap playlists r all like vocaps this year current or otherwise fnskfns)

pls leave ur genshin id if you'd like i love makin friends!! i just won't post it if you send it through an ask so nobody random sees your id gksnfknw but I Will See It. and if you get a friend rec with all the anemo boys thats me ... (except for heizou i dont have him :(

uhh i feel leik im forgetting smth. or my brain is missing something. or i domt know how to finish this but you r ALSO very kewl as well !!!!!!!! have this dog cake

#asks..?!?!?!#running around in circles running around in circles YEAAAAAAAAA FRIENDSHIP..!!!

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malamai · 1 year

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Tonight I was 100% that emotionally exhausted mother and I now have "parent-guilt" for the first time in my life.

I had a good runz it's almost 11 years of being a parent and Aura's 9th year of life I suppose. I'll give myself credit where it's due.

Aura is being really challenging at the moment for me, I feel like I am the closest to her in this house so she takes a lot of it out on me. She's 9 years old but her head is actually at an older place because her hormones are in full force and sometimes I struggle to really get her to meet me half way at the moment or get her to have some family time, she's on roblox chatting away to her friends all the time, she's a complete social butterfly and I love that about her but she seems to want to repel me away at the moment and her attitude towards me sucks. 75% of the time I can approach her and she looks at me like I'm something on the bottom of her shoe. I tried to get her to come and spend time with everyone in the livingroom tonight, I asked her and she said no because she was playing with her friends on roblox, it was fair enough, I made her tea and settled in and spent time with Elijah and Lee was on the computer, talked a lot, watched TV, retired up to our rooms at 8.30pm she comes into my room basically asking if it's okay to have a bath, I said that she wouldn't have time and asked if she could instead have a quick shower because she's got swimming tomorrow and her hair is gonna be covered in chlorine anyway, she then just took an IMMEDIATE attitude starts yelling at me about how the shower is "crap" blah blah blah... and I literally said "Aura you are going to bed in 15-20 minutes, no." She then just started going on about how it's not fair and I said it's a shower or nothing and said "fine! I'm not even gonna wash then!" And I said "cool. Go away then." And I feel guilty about that but at the same time she can't just come in barking demands at me, I'm sick of her doing that. She's driving me mad but tonight she really caught me at a bad moment because I literally was so done with my day I really couldn't even be bothered to argue with her, it was just unnecessary, It wasn't an angry "go away" it was a "I'm not letting your treat me like this right now because I'm emotionally exhausted" one, I was utterly drained.

I'd had a bad day, I was at work and I basically carried the shift, by the time I'd done 51 things on the computer and served every customer, the person next to me had done 15,(yes I literally checked the STATS) I'd been up since 6am, made everyone meals when I got home, couldn't find 2 minutes for myself at all and the moment I did she's standing there trying to bark her demands, I wasn't having it. It seems to be a common thing at the moment, she even made a mean tiktok about me the other day not letting her wear what she wants because I told her she couldn't wear worn out leggings, that she plays out in if she's going to get dirty, to a party at Christmas. She's really rebelling against me at the moment as a little pre-teen and I'm finding it so exhausting because at the end of the day she is my best pal and my daughter but the attitude towards me at the moment absolutely stinks. 😮‍💨

Anyone who thinks the baby stage is hard doesn't know how good they have it because this stage is some crazy shit.

#mumblr #mom blog #parenting #momblr #mom blogger #parent #malamaii #malamai #cute kids #humblr

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doopenshmirtz · 1 year

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The Addison roleplay and friend group moments recap!(from what I can atleast remember at least)

January 13th actually might not have been even January 13th the date is unconfirmed the mentally ill bitch with no life no bitches no good grades no will to live no money staying up way later than she should on Roblox on a deltarune rp she had nothing to do she was just hopping around the map she found a person playing spamtong and fucking bullying a pink Addison I can't remember what was happening she decided to intervene and join in by being a blue Addison which has favouritism issues that will continue very later on and probably still do to this day and I just don't know it anyways after some goofing around by shooting her pink Addison brother in the face and extremely treating spamton like a baby the inevitable had to come the 2 who are apparently siblings had to go to sleep because unlike her they had a proper sleep schedule (it was 9 am for her) so doopysmoopy had to choose if she chooses to friend those fellows she realized the dangerous of keeping them around but in her defense "these guys are fucking awesome" so friended them she did after a few days she and one of the siblings who we will call pilksoder and her brother kickedinthegroins occasionally joined then.... someone..who I wish to not speak the name of but for the sake of the story we shall call them allyperson now doopysmoopy14 didn't think all that bad at first they didn't talk much or anything they did play sometimes together but that's about it they were usually chill(didn't last) but doopysmoopy usually chilled with pilksoder and doopy still played as the blue ad with a gun business and pilksoder's pink Addison who transitioned into a piss yellow ad because allyperson insisted to take the pink one :(((( (soda's pink Addison will be missed I genuinely loved him)

Much

Time

Later...

The 3 bitchless trio (we don't count allyperson here)

Pilksoder

Kickedinthegroins

Doopysmoopy(doopus for short now)

Have added someone into the bitchless trio they added

Neversleptaday(sleepless if you people actually got to this point and didn't stop mid way)

She has become the official

Spammertong of the group

I'd also like to take a moment for our fallen soldier that we still remember after a year later that played with us on that day and never met again

Homeless Susie...

*The moment of silence passes with a few awkward coughs here and there*

Thank you...play toilet rap by homeless Susie

*Toilet rap bass boosted plays on full volume*

*Loud sobbing* she didn't make it out the hood with this one....the crowd went mild :(((

Anyways!!!

The 4 fellas eventually started becoming more serious roleplayers (ohhh) with allyperson intervening every once in a while in the worst way possible literally it wasn't a pleasant site to withhold (*gagging noises*)

For now the group has been made and here we shall remember the best moments in our silly little roleplay and silly little friendship in the group moments through the person with the worst memory ever in the group!

Happy Christmas and early roleplay anniversary bitches!(*cheering noises)

Let's recap a bit from what I remember atleast shall we?

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scream-away-the-day · 1 year

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Pass the happy! ✨ When you get this, reply with 6 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications! <333 (no pressure ofc!!) (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

God, okay, 6 things that make me happy:

1. Singing - I love singing. I wasn't able to really sing or perform during lock down and, because of COVID, I couldn't join any choirs but this year I've been able to! I'm now incredibly hyped to be performing later on in the year

2. Reading - I'm a nerd and I love reading whether that's fanfic (I have an addiction), fantasy, horror, romance, crime and mystery, non-fiction, and even research papers when I'm in the right mood, reading is something that always boosts my mood

3. Playing with my dog (or any dog) - I moved away from home this September to another country which took me away from my pupper (and my family and friends, but it is far easier to talk to them). Going home at Christmas to see my dog is a great motivator and to stave off my doggy withdrawals some of my friends are sending me photos of their pups as well as asking to pet almost every dog I see

4. Gaming - Regrettably, I am poor so gaming right now means either putting hours into the sims and roblox or watching gaming videos on YouTube

5. Watching shows - I moved away from home and immediately went on a Teen Wolf binge (yes, I'm cringe and about 8 years too late, I KNOW) and it became a major source of serotonin, especially before I made any friends here. There are also so many new animes that I'm either waiting for or currently watching that are keeping me very amused right now. (Danny Motta reacting to BSD on YouTube is also giving me life)

6. Working on my stories - So, currently I have two stories that my brain is currently obsessed with. Who knows if I'll ever post about them, probably when I can't keep it all in my head anymore. Anyway, these two stories have been keeping me going for a while and are my go to thoughts whenever I need some good old fashioned escapism. One has a plot, characters, and developed(ish) world, while the other just has characters fully developed but I love them all so much.

So, there we go, 6 things that make me happy. I wrote so much more than I thought I would, whoops, but yeah. Voila. I hope you enjoyed (?) if you actually read all of it!

#Get to know me #I guess #:)

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areislol · 2 years

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Hi! I just saw the "streamer au x reader" and i loved it! ^^ can i request where online friend!reader says that they just got a boyfriend (prank) on the bois? I wanna see their reaction (im so evil😭)

Imagine their fans posting his reaction in an edit with an "YOU BETRAYED ME,AND I KNOW THAT YOU'LL NEVER FEEL SORRY" I CAN'T-

hi anonymous! im so glad you love it <3 and this request of urs is amazing! I love this idea sm :) im not sure if you wanted more characters added or not, lmk if you do!! i can always make another part :) PART 2 of: streamer! childe, xiao, kaeya x online friend! reader childe: recommend listening to this playlist: double take - dhruv xiao: recommend listening to this playlist: the wombats - greek tragedy kaeya: recommend listening to this playlist: 24k magic - bruno mars

streamer! childe x online friend! reader • now you and childe are like besties, you play games together, bully children on roblox and build homes together on minecraft(+ childe pushing u off a mountain and then running away..) you and childe talk to each other for HOURS on discord and on other socials. • childes fan could clearly tell that he liked you a lot. no - loved you a lot. • so one day when you joined childes stream and you told everyone that you had something to tell that was very important - childe and his fans was suddenly alarmed, were you not going to join his streams anymore? was you leaving forever? • these questions lingered in their head until childe spoke: "yea y/n, what's up?" • you had to stifle a laugh, you prepared to say your next line - you cleared your throat and made a "happy" kind of tone, "well.. you guys are one of my closest friends and i just want to say that uhm, i have a boyfriend!!" • after saying ur line, u put your face in your hands to cover up your laughter, luckily nobody could hear them. • childes jaw dropped, he was mortified. • childes viewers started to go crazy in chat, full of "OMG I KNEW IT!!" or "HAHA CHILDE IS GOING TO GO CRY NOW OR SMTH" or something like "I knew it, y/n's not good enough! childe, choose us!" • childe and you stayed quite for a bit, people still going wild in chat - that was until childe broke the silence. • childe tried his best to stay calm and avoid anything that would make him seem jealous • "ah, i see y/n. im happy for *cough* you. mhm yea so uh what's his name? and what's his insta - cuz yk i AM your bestie i should know his man. • childe is a bit happy for u cuz yk, as long as ur happy. but it still hurts him yk • he knows he's on camera so he tries to "look calm" but he obviously fails • his chat is now full of "damn childe, that must hurt" "it's alright bro, you got this" or "CHILDE SHE'S NO GOOD!!" • childe tells his mods to ban any fan girl who acts like that ^^ • you can see childes pain in his face, you feel bad but cmon, how could you feel bad for him when he's the one who makes u go first in a horror game?? • childes heart is broken and tells his viewers that he's going to end the stream because he has "work to do" but nobody believes him. • you were still holding in your laugh but seeing childes face was ur last straw • you burst out laughing and was childe was about to end stream he turned to "look at you" and saw you laughing.. • his eyebrows raise and childe is kinda shocked?? cuz why are you laughing?? • while laughing you tried to speak "sorry.." laughter. "childe it was-" laughter. "a prank" after that you couldn't hold it in anymore and just kept on laughing till your stomach was hurting • seeing childes expression change from mortified to relieved made you laugh even more - you laughed so much that you literally FELL from your seat and made a loud thud sound, childe looked at u concerned.. • you apologized and told everybody that it was a prank, his fans were laughing, saying stuff like "you gave us a heart attack y/n!!" who's us?? anyways "wow y/n.. how could you." the girls were disappointed but they only found out on twitter as they were banned. • childe looked at you, his expressions reading "girl what is wrong with u?" but he was also relieved that you didn't actually have a bf. • now he knows he has a chance w/ u 100% • everyone clips his reaction and made thousands of edits of him and you. • they made so many angsty edits of you two, audios like "you betrayed me.. and i know you'll never feel sorry" or "ohh look at all the lonely people.." more edits with sounds like: "i promise you this, i'll always look out for you" just alot of sad audios okay. • childe sees them(obvi) and shows u them occasionally, you both have a good laugh together. • he makes u pinky promise that you'll never do that to him EVER. • and ofc u dont pink promise it <3

streamer! xiao x online friend! reader • u and xiao have an amazing friendship. like literally nobody can compare u two.. • the powerful duo lmfao • so when u hop into xiao's stream and tell everybody that you have a "special" announcement to make, all the attention from xiao and you - turned to just you. • xiao spoke first, "mhm, go on." you sighed to make it sound "dramatic" • you started off with a simple "so you guys know that i trust you a lot, right?" xiao nodded and his chat all replied with a "yes" • you took another sigh but a much larger one - you continued "well, i just want you guys to know that i have a boyfriend now!!" • xiao's eyes widened and his literally turned pale, this chat was going CRAZY. • they asked questions, "who is y/n dating?" "i wonder if she's pranking us.." • some even started to guess who you were dating • none of them were correct, of course. • you had to hold back your laughter or else everyone would catch on pretty quickly, xiao stayed still - he knew that you would find your love one day but now?? • xiao was close to crying ngl • everyone immediately started clipping the scene as they were going to use it in a edit. • and they did. • xiao gave out a sigh and congratulated you, his voice sounded soft yet disappointed. • xiao was about to close the stream when you spoke • "wait-! xiao.. it was a joke!", you snickered • xiao gave u and dumbfounded look and u burst out laughing, his face turned red in embarrassment, if you really were pranking him then.. would you know? that he liked you? • everyone started laughing in chat and xiao just sat there - completely confused yet his sadness and stress eased. • you apologized to xiao and explained that one of your friends suggested that you prank him because they and you wanted to see his reaction.. • xiao was mad at first but how he stay mad at you when you were giving him the puppy eyes that screamed "please don't me mad at me". • he accepted your apology but his heart was still pounding - have you already figured out that he liked u? • luckily you didnt speak much about it after that. • you occasionally teased him there and then about how he "should've seen the look on his face" or that his face was "red as hell". • you was scrolling through tiktok when u came across a video edit of you telling xiao that you had a bf and a zoom in of xiao's face changing almost immediately. • there was so many comments shipping u two together and many comments saying that xiao "didnt deserve it" • you scoffed as you knew that if was the jealous fan girls of xiao - they would often harass u. • you saved the video and shared it to xiao, xiao watched it and he could clearly tell that his expressions were enough to give away his secret. • you sent him a text saying "???? u look so dumbfounded LMFAO" xiao smiled at your text, replied back with a "yeah i guess i did, well im streaming soon - want to join?" • xiao hoped that you would like him back, mf even prayed. • till this day you still bully xiao about it.

streamer! kaeya x online friend! reader • u and kaeya literally tell each other EVERYTHING- from drama on tiktok to drama on twitter. y'all have something new everyday. • so when u say on his stream that u have something to say: all the attention is on you. • kaeya is unusually patient, normally he would be impatient but w/ u it's a whole different story. • you start off with "so you guys - i just want to say that i- uhm..." • kaeya uttered a "go on" and you cleared your throat. • you start off again "as i was saying - i have a uh, lover now! yep, a boyfriend." • as soon as you finish your sentence and looked at kaeya to see his reaction: you was a bit surprised. • kaeya looked, unfazed? • his expressions stayed the same - you pouted, you at least wanted a shocked expression or a face that you've never seen kaeya pull. • his chat went wild, a bunch of "WHAT??" or "WAIT- WHAT?" • kaeya gave you an odd smile and congratulated you, but it was quite obvious that he was bothered by what you said. • you thanked kaeya and even went on to say how lovely ur bf was and how he treated you amazing and like a queen. • that must've been kaeya's breaking point because you and his viewers could clearly see that he was now red and mumbled a "bye guys im ending the stream now, sorry." • BEFORE he could even turn his webcam and the stream off you blurted out a "KAEYA IT WAS A PRANK- DONT END THE STREAM NOW.." • kaeya raised an eyebrow at you, was you joking or fr? • he sighed and said sorry to his viewers. • you then went on about how it was your friends idea and that it was all a harmless joke. • kaeya let out a laugh and apologized to you • you laughed too, kaeya was rlly relieved that you didnt actually have a bf - he knew that he had a chance now. • the next morning, kaeya got out of bed and went on tiktok - the first thing he saw was a viral edit with abt 1.2 million likes - it was a edit of you and kaeya with the overlay and the song "you betrayed me, and i know that you'll never feel sorry.." • kaeya nearly choked on his water- • the first thing he did was send the video to you to see how you would react • you responded with a "they're good at editing, they know it's a prank right?" • kaeya texted back "yea i think so, how was sleep?" • "it was nice :) wanna play roblox and bully kids? >:)" • even if u did have a bf, kaeya would always put you first - and always keep an eye on the man.

dont play w/ them anymore.. poor them a/n: if u enjoyed this pls go check out my other genshin hcs/liking + following + reblogs r appreciated.

#genshin impact x reader #childe x reader #xiao x reader #kaeya x reader #streamer!au

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valentimmy · 3 years

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headcannons of douxie and krel being best friends-?

YEYSYEYYSYEYS THIS IS MY TIME TO SHINE

- douxie teaches him guitar. he just does they see krel with a guitar and go “YOU come here right now.”

- he teaches krel all the instruments he shows interest in tbh

- krel yells at him about anime and what he’s doing and liveblogs said anime on douxies dms at like 2 am and douxie just stares at the screen like “yea” “cool”

- when they see each other in live a groupchat or a server or even irl they just go “Y O U“ and run at each other rlly fast (based on something I actually do with some of my friends ❤️)

- krel calls douxie old man and douxie calls him kid then krel goes “lol geezer” and douxie goes “stfu infant” and then they just go on and on and on

- they play games like Minecraft or roblox they have their own servers

- (more like krel saw douxie had a bunch of servers and yoinked them) anyways

- they have a Minecraft world that is just. a super flat creative one where they do funny shit with the tnt or spawn a bunch of monsters for shits and giggles

- they get in the most cursed games they can find on roblox. like yknow those “CART RIDE INTO X CELEBRITY” or “RAGDOLL SIMULATOR” and shit yeah

- krel acts like he knows EVERYTHING but then he watches douxie doing something cool and writes it down and it’s like the spiderverse meme where Peter is like thinking and Miles is trying to copy him that’s them

- douxies band is like decently famous on social media so when krel starts releasing music douxie gets on the band’s account and starts promoting krels music like crazy he’s like “EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT THIS KID MADE RIGHT NOW. OR ITHROW U INTO LIMBO”

- he has like three accounts. one for the band. one for Archie that is just increasingly cursed cat pictures. and a private one for himself

- meanwhile krel uses the same account for everything his music to talk to his besties his memes etc

- sometimes krel spams memes on the ADP account’s replies and the comments are like ??????

- krel learns abt hair dye and is like “U MEAN UR HAIR WASNT ALWAYS BLUE??1?1?1?1?”

- he asks douxie to dye his hair like right now

- I know I talked abt that before but ya it’s one of my favorite hcs fr

- krel has a crush on like seamus or Eli or someone else u choose. and douxie is his wingman

- “lol krel likes u :-)” “D O U X I E IM TRYING TO BE SUBTLE”

- when they watch movies it’s always funny af bc like. if it’s boring then douxie falls asleep and krel starts playing on his phone

- if it’s FUN of practice GOOD or so BAD ITS FUN tho,

- douxie just stares at the screen without blinking and then says something cursed during a serious part and then they both start scream laughing so hard they start coughing

- krel watches the angsty parts and then points out how bad the effects are and they laugh harder

- if the movie is good tho they’re just glued to the screen and then cry

- douxie saw krel driving the wizard boat thing wrong during wizards and was like “I must adopt this one.”

- he tries teaching him how to drive

- it goes surprisingly well and they invite Eli and he keeps going TO,Y DRIFT TOKYO DRIFT TOK-

they are besties ur honor

#asks #long post #headcanons #do NOT tag as ship #krel tarron #hisirdoux casperan #douxie #tales of arcadia

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luminous-shifting-vibes · 3 years

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actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

out of context of course, what do you take me for? a sane person?

"they made lightning mcqueen hot"

"inch resting"

"Nix: Cars (2006) several people are typing..."

"im evaporating"

"enjoy precipitation"

"tow mater is more attractive than lightning mcqueen/hj"

"lightning mcqueen looks like he would call me a slur"

"why did I come back to a discussion regarding the attractiveness of vehicles"

"lark is the braincell of shiftblr tbh"

"you all need some grass in your life"

"me over here simping for block men and now literal cars"

"didn't nick wilde commit fraud canonically"

"i have no strong opinions on whether or not nick wilde is attractive"

"I AM AROMANTIC AND I AM NOT IMMUNE TO NICK WILDE"

"I am bisexual and I. Am not into Nick Wilde based on a simple fact he looks like he will drink all my pepsi and call me names"

"What is shiftbkr but not a bunch of simps"

"cries in Bianca Monroe"

"listen i have a folder called gayass

it is mostly pictures of kyoka jiro and virgil sanders"

"Nick Wilde x Reader where he steals your car 📷 carjacker to lovers AU 📷"

"he says "mama i like to step on keyboard""

"MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND I HAD TO TELL HER I WAS LOOKING AT LIGHTING MC QUEEN HUMAN FANART"

"crab walks away"

""Y/N..." Nick whispered into your ear. "Your car...is a Honda Civic, right?" You looked up at Nick with a baffled expression. "Nick, my beloved? Whatever are you talking about?" "Just asking..." He said as he let you out of his embrace. "Hey, wanna see a magic trick, babe?" Your eyes sparkled. "Really, Nick? Of course!" Nick smiled. "Ok, close your eyes!" You giggled and closed your eyes, waiting for Nick to tell you to open up. Instead, you heard the loud rumble of a car starting up, and you open your eyes. Nick has stolen your car, and he has driven off into the sunset..."

"did y'all know his name used to be canonically Montgomery--he changed it to lightning mcqueen to get rid of his past"

"That is my exit number"

"cars trauma arc"

"wait do y'all know about car jesus" "as if jesus wasn't a ford focus in the bible"

"oh yall do not want to know about the trauma in my cars dr lmao"

"Dewit tau style babey make Lightning McQueen outlive everyone and stalk their reincarnations"

"Do they baptize other cars in like gasoline then"

"there is a pope car in the cars universe which means car jesus died for cars sins"

"NOT THE BOOMER MEMES"

"-lays facedown on the floor while caramelldansen plays-"

"like im serious how many of you guys endorse me falling face down on my floor" (NOT THE SAME PERSON AS PREVIOUS QUOTE)

"I will be Tall and no one can stop me"

"is a soft floor?"

"stop I thought faceplant meant like a succulent in the shape of a face instead of falling onto your noggin for a solid 10 seconds"

"Touch some grass??? What about eating grass"

"what if for every employee of the month i just printed out really horrible boomer memes"

"what ab smoking grass /j"

"Can the grassdirt smoothie be a special in the cafe"

"PLEASE IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR REWRITINH THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE WHIKE SPEEDRUNINT MINECRAFT"

"you have to get good dirt from like the middle of a pennsylvanian forest for it to taste good though"

"I ate a four leaf clover as a kid cause i thought it would make me lucky"

"guys how do i see the mee6 leaderboard"

"I used to think i was half dragon and I ate plants out of sidewalk cracks"

"i think i punched someone"

"my parents told me to stop doing that so I looked at them and ate a flower"

"I ate grass when I was 9 bc I read warrior cats and thought I was a medicine cat ....................."

"bees are just spicy flies"

"I had a mental breakdown when I was three cause I didn’t know how to turn off a phone"

"My mom drank a bee once"

"when I was a baby I kinned ink sans."

"bro who here find the yellow hat man from curious george fine as heck 📷📷📷"

"mY LUNGSSSSSS"

"no one topping Him"

"I like em big"

"I think Moto Moto has no game like move over hunky boy I could beat you 1v1 Roblox Arsenal 📷📷📷"

"If you didnt have a crush on springtrap, jeff the killer, or Underfell/Gaster/Error sans don't talk to me /j"

"LOOK THEY'RE BOTH DILFS WITH ABS THAT WOULD FIGHT GOD"

"ZORO IS BANNED"

"Guys please help I found my old fnaf fanart from when I was 8 I'm in literal tears"

"OH NO BOT MY FIFTH GRADE HAMILTON PHASE"

"The worst attraction ive ever had has to be Sombra Overwatch"

"My family is like "save all ur art so I can sell it when you're famous" I literally could not sell this if I tried"

"screaming puppet"

"I just remembered Ive drawn overwatch/hamilton crossover fanart"

"my hermit crabs ate each other again"

"we're cannibals ????"

"having me here is a curse you have inflicted on yourselves and I for one am glad for it <3" "scitters around like a crab in anticipation"

"CARB DAY"

"WE NEED TO HAVE A WATCH OARTY"

"hey y'all ill be right back i have to throw away a crab carcass"

"if I watch cars I'm going to start laughing in the middle of it nonstop just because the word cars is funny and also cars are funny like how do you move silly little metal box with rubber circles"

"Lark asleep post catboy pitbul"

"Mwista Wowldwide! Nya!" "hermit crab 2: electric boogaloo"

"Is that why your name is chaos"

"manifest the crab power!!"

"cool dex fact: i can't read 📷"

"sighs adds to worship these entities list"

"with a knife <3"

"yeah and if he betrays me I could probably throw him across the atlantic ocean"

"give me his eyes"

"my good citizen i am a- wait no im nonbinary nvm"

"it worked on a fish idk what to tell you"

"what is gender??? Is that a board game?? If so can I be apples to apples that one's my favorite"

"CHUTES AND LADDERS"

"anyways actually my gender is Candyland"

"Oh god romes the destroyer of friendships/j"

"i am a simple gay i see math i run in the opposite direction survival instincts 101"

"math my beloathed"

"algebra makes me want to rip open a bag of swedish fish and swallow them whole"

"cackles in they're au characters and this will be very fun"

"pog !!!! me too ksajgks one of my drs is a sanders sides au"

"Is that bipper"

"tumblr sexyman"

"Good because he’ll fuck u up if u hurt a child"

"I want a wing-suit"

"looks like a bean would poison someone"

"my hermit crabs are cannibals what can i say"

"sonic the hedgehog kinnie"

"get yourself a man who is capable of the most ungodly actions but won't do them because of their morality owo"

"tell him he can steal my wallet"

"eyes"

"idk about y'all but I need blueberry sweet tea to live"

"y'know the red souls from soul eater i really want to eat those"

"but like only respectable crimes like stealing from elon musk"

"You can go cultbashing with he!"

"He acts like a flamboyant gay man, but if a flamboyant gay man was straight."

"Simp Satan 📷"

"definitely arson"

"They look like they enjoy lemon squares and other lemon desserts"

"Satan is all-powerful but he spends most of his time building honeymoon locations because he is convinced that the protag loves him"

"bc shes the reincarnation of his dead wife or something i guess"

annd here's a quote from our very own dream (@shiftingwastaken) that sums this post up:

"shiftblr but context makes it worse"

#not shifting #shitpost #out of context #tw cannibalism #tw stealing #tw poison #tw swearing #tw: drugs #tw: smoking #tw: death

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dreamiehrs · 4 years

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nct dream and what games they would play on Roblox

I think I’m pretty certified to say this bc I have been playing Roblox with my lovely friend every morning for almost a week or 2 straight so... yeah. also, someone has probably done this before and I just wanted to say that this is my own original ideas and thoughts about what games they would play in Roblox :) anyways, let’s get into it losers.

[also, big thanks to my amazing wonderful good friend ren aka @dreamzenct for making this adorable header for me!! love u lots also u guys need to check out her blog she is... amazing at writing <3 mwah :D]

mark lee ↬ story game and/or silent assassin

yes, I can see mark playing some dumb ass story game like cruise, vacation, break in, etc.

him and jaem would just spend hours mocking how silly the story games can be sometimes, and even though they criticize the games sometimes, they can’t help but to feel drawn to how silly they were LMAO

would get upset when he would die from something ridiculous in the game... also calling it now that mark is also terrible at parkour. idk I just... feel like he would mess up the momentum of jumping onto stuff or would cut the jump short.

jaemin would literally just laugh at how bad mark is. “mark... I hate to say it, but you utterly SUCK at video games. you’re even worse when you play fps games.”

“yah jaemin... u don’t want me to buy you dinner tonight?”

yeah that gets jaemin to shut up right away LMAOO.

going onto why he would play silent assassin... yeah hyuck would force him to play this wbk this would happen eventually.

would be a not so great assassin at first, but I feel like after a few hours of playing, he would get the hang of it. however, whenever he would be the target he would be killed RIGHT AWAY by whoever the assassin is... in conclusion: mark has no idea what he’s doing most of the time while playing that game SAHDJSADJASHJ

hyuck would troll him so hard about it, too, saying stuff like: “omg learn the controls next time!!” “man, you absolutely suck at getting the briefcases like??? THEY’RE MARKED FOR U DUMBO! HAHA, GET IT? UR NAME IS MARK AND I JUST SAID MARKED- okay I’ll stop now.”

yeah mark would def just end up banning hyuck after he trolls him 500 times and goes back to playing cute but silly story games with jaem.

huang renjun ↬ murder mystery

yes I am still on my renjun detective agenda bullshit!!!!

but honestly I can see renjun rocking everyone’s shit when he’s the guard and absolutely OBLITERATES the murderer.

would probably get angry when he yells at everyone else that the murder is in a room somewhere and no one ends up listening to him.

“GUYS HE’S IN THE GUARD OFFICE!!!” also yes he types in all caps at all times this is renjun we’re talking about here.

then he would end up getting killed by the murderer and would spectate everyone and just yells in chat about how stupid everyone was being.

“GUYS I SAID HE’S IN THE GUARD OFFICE!!! TF ARE U GUYS STUPID???”

also he would be a part of the troll trio containing him, hyuck, and lele. these 3 would be UNSTOPPABLE trolls on roblox and just any games they played on roblox in general.

he would get frustrated when hyuck would just run around him in murder mystery and end up distracting him as he tries to figure out where the murderer is. chenle would just shoot blindly and would end up running off somewhere alone to get killed by the murderer himself.

and yes, he would get on the other players for being terrible murderers and not having any technique for killing ppl on the game. “you guys suck!! do you guys even have a certain technique/strategy on how to kill ppl without getting caught on this game?!”

chenle and hyuck would just laugh their asses off on how serious renjun was about this game like... chill man it’s not that deep LMAO.

I can even see the younger members just pissing him off and teasing him so that eventually renjun just rage quits AHJDDHJAS. chenle would end up just screaming in renjun’s ear and renjun would slam his fist down on the desk in front of him and would just LEAP at chenle irl.

the other members wouldn’t be concerned when they hear a crash come from renjun’s room. they were used to hearing stuff like that from renjun’s room as he’ll occasionally want to just wrestle someone (mainly hyuck or chenle).

but yes, wbk that renjun would EXCEL at murder mystery and just mystery games in general in roblox.

lee jeno ↬ adventure games and/or flee the facility

I feel like jeno would love adventure games so much like??? idk he just seems to be into that type of stuff.

I don’t see him as a rage quitter tbh? like I feel like he’d be so chill with everything going on that he wouldn’t get as angry as renjun does while gaming LMAO

he would just listen to some chill lofi music and just finish quests left and right in his own little world. I can see hyuck just being a little meanie head and creeping up on jeno without him knowing, and yes, jeno would almost spill all of his water onto his laptop when donghyuck does so.

however.... I can TOTALLY see him playing flee the facility with the rest of the dreamies. I feel like he’d especially play it with jaemin bc the 2 of them would be RELENTLESS when they become the beast omg LMAOO

jeno would be all giggly just having a good time and then BOOM jaemin destroys him with his hammer and just drags jeno to one of his freezing capsules LMAOO

jaemin would just be like “jeno~? where are you~?” all creepy like and jeno would just be in a room somewhere using his AMAZING hacking skills to escape (yeah no he messes up at hacking a lot... SAHJDSADJ)

meanwhile, jeno as the beast would act all scary but it wouldn’t intimidate jaemin at all LMAO jaem would be like “HAHA COME AND GET ME LOSER!! OH WAIT, U CANT BC U CAN’T CRAWL UNDER STUFF HAHAAHA- oh shit wait he got me HELP!!”

even though jaem tries to act all tough, he ends up getting killed by the beast, aka jeno, every time jeno is the beast. yes, jeno is just too good at being the beast for his own good.

jaemin would do good, too, but I can see him being better at hacking than jeno. omg just imagine jaemin hacking something and he’s almost done and then SUDDENLY he’s boped on the head by jeno’s hammer and it scares him so badly.

however, I feel like jeno would rope jaemin into playing more adventure games with him and jaemin would def just complain the whole time about how long it takes to walk to get the items for quests. wbk jaem is a huge complainer, I mean, have you heard how much he complains about jisung not wanting to accept his love? LMAO

jeno would just be vibing, though, not even paying attention to jaemin’s complaining and just working on his quests in his time. we love a chill king.

lee donghyuck ↬ silent assassin

again... do I even have to explain my reasoning behind this?

hyuck literally plays Overwatch 24/7 until it’s almost 2 or 3 am at night... so why wouldn’t he do the same but with silent assassin on roblox instead??

I can see him just getting upset when he only gets 4th place in the free for all game mode. he’d be like “dammit not again!! ugh this guy just stole all my kills what the heck!?!”

obviously he would get better at the game bc he would play the shit out of it. he would probably play it 24/7 like he does with Overwatch and would hit level 40 in a few days.

I can see it now, his desk littered with empty redbull bottles as he tells himself he’ll only play one more round of silent assasin... yeah no that was a lie he ends up playing until he’s ready to pass out in his bed.

and ofc johnny would be like “bro wtf why are u so addicted to this game?? get some rest man.”

“no.... I need to... upgrade my weapons more.... I need... MONEY!”

I can also see him forcing mark to play this game with him but lemme tell you something... mark would absolutely suck at this game. I mean, ofc he would get better as time passed but he wouldn’t be as good as hyuck.

when he first was assigned assassin I can just hear him being like “omg how do I move?!?! WHAT SOMEONE JUST KILLED ME!!’

hyuck would just sigh and type in the chat “you suck man learn the controls next time 🙄”

“stfu troll u can’t say anything until u learn the controls for pubg” mark would say back and would accidentally get banned or something for his swearing SAHDASHDJA.

I feel like hyuck would get banned too bc I can DEF see him as a troll alongside chenle. would probably scream dramatically when someone would kill him on the game too and would be an AMAZING assassin.

he would def ambush mark any second he got to as he was the assassin and would probably get the most kills in every game mode. mark would end up rage quitting and then hyuck would say something about mark being such a pansy. (and yes, that’s how hyuck gets banned LMAO mark bans his trolling ass)

na jaemin ↬ where’s the baby and/or daycare

okay so I can def see jaemin forcing jisung to play where’s the baby with him just bc he considers jisung his child... yes jaem loves jisung so much that he’s convinced that he birthed him HJSADHADJ

jisung would always want to be the adult bc he REFUSES to be the baby (mainly bc jaem wants him to be the baby on the game every time)

jaemin would be like “omg lemme take care of u jisung!! omg NO DON’T CHOP OFF MY ARM WTF SUNGIE!?”

jisung would be ruthless while playing with jaemin... he would just want to kill jaemin all the time and jaemin would be frowning about it the entire time.

“you know what, sungie? I’ll let you kill me on this game bc of how much I love you 😚“

“ew no nvm I’m leaving 🤮”

however, I feel like jaemin would be good at the hide and seek mode for where’s the baby. he’d find jisung within SECONDS. I can just imagine jisung hiding in the bush or something and jaemin would just immediately KNOW that jisung would be in the bush like... idk maybe it’s his seventh sense (😏)

also, his sixth sense is that he knows when jisung is hungry, sad, angry, annoyed, all of the above man. yes, he can just sense those things and honestly none of the other members in nct dream understand HOW he can do that. (renjun is convinced that jaem is from a completely different planet and is only here to baby jisung... I mean, he’s not wrong though??? LMAO)

for the reason why he plays daycare... yeah maybe it’s just an excuse to scare jisung with that creepy demon character LMAO. he knows how much of a scaredy cat jisung is, and just loves hearing jisung scream when the demon always spawns near him SHJDASJDH

jaemin knows all the ins and outs of daycare and just abt story games in general... and yes, jisung def eats the poisonous apple and ends up dying right after they escape the daycare SADJASHDJH

I can see jaemin and mark playing story games in their free time, and when one of the younger members join them, they just know it’s gonna be fun when they have no idea what’s going on :D (and when they eat something poisonous)

zhong chenle ↬ tycoon and/or a horror game

so wbk that this nerd would play a tycoon to make even more money than he has right now.

to be specific, he would probably be the richest person on the server and just taunt people with how much money he has.

“oh you guys want this??? a million dollars??? well.... okay I’ll give it to you... SIKE BITCH U THOUGHT!”

he would be the biggest troll ever I’m calling it now.

he would probably end up getting banned for laughing at another user crying about not having enough money on the tycoon game.

“awhhhh you don’t have as much money as me??? haha oh well not my problem 😎😎“ (yes chenle is an avid user of this emoji)

he would have to end up making a new roblox account bc of how he was banned and the guy who he made fun of would end up just chuckling behind his screen about it. (chenle wouldn’t care though LMAO he would still come back and rock that kid’s shit and be the richest person on the server)

I can also see him playing some scary game and roping jisung into it just to scare him shitless.

“OMG JISUNG WATCH OUT THERE’S A DEMON BEHIND U!!! HAHA MADE U LOOK!!!”

cue jisung flinching like a madman to just realize no one was behind him. “lele ur such an ass!!”

however, chenle would also just scream when anything remotely scary happens just to scare jisung even more. jisung would end up rage quiting at this and saying that he’s gonna go to bed instead.

and yes chenle would wake jisung up at 3 am just to scare him with an image from the horror game they played on roblox earlier. you remember how they scared him by setting a cockroach as his home & lock screen on his iPad that one time? yeah just imagine that but with a demon face from a horror game SHDASJDJ.

park jisung ↬ bee swarm simulator

do I even have to explain this???

he would end up getting addicted to the game after chenle had shown it to him one day.

“OMG CHENLE LOOK AT THIS LEGENDARY BEE I JUST GOT OMG OMG!!!”

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE KING BEETLE JUST KILLED ME THIS IS UNFAIRRRRRR!” chenle would just frantically scream into jisung’s ears and jisung swore that one day he would become deaf bc of his best friend.

chenle would show jisung all the tips and tricks on how to be better at the game and next thing u know jisung plays the game almost every day. he also freaks out when his bees get sad bc of the field they’re in and immediately goes back to his hive to feed them and make them feel better.

also jisung’s favorite bee would def be the demon bee.... no I will not elaborate on this.

jisung would treat his bees like his own children, making sure they’re all fed and happy. he would scream whenever he would get a royal jelly and would be obsessed with just hatching random bees all the time.

would def do the most just to upgrade all of his items but he’d do that just so he can fly everywhere and move faster. yes he would want to use his glider everywhere even when he doesn’t need to use it he uses it.

would probably end up getting stuck somewhere on the map and chenle would have to help him LMAOO

he would def complain about how much pollen he would have to collect and then would get distracted by how cute his bees are 5 minutes later. probably ends up playing the game for 4 hours straight without noticing until chenle yells at him to get off so the two of them could eat lunch together. (and dw, ofc he eats well after playing for so long he’s a growing boy <3)

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kawaiic · 3 years

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Penpaling.

Hello! I’m Angelica and I’m new to this whole penpal thing and it’s been 2 weeks or so since i started penpaling it was on a website called Facebook, My mother introduced me to it and i thought why not start doing penpaling so every Saturday we go pickup mail or deliver it

the thing is i don’t really get a lot of letters even if i wait for like week or 2 no letters for me which is depressing so i begin to give up on penpaling and finding people and i heard of Instagram, tumblr, global Penpal - having lots of people wanting to write to anyone - so I chose tumblr instead since it’s simple and I thought why not try doing pen pal again so here I am writing a post hoping to at least make one or two pen pal’s I guess I should write about myself now haha I hope the people who read this look forward on being my pen pal too! it would really make my day. Any gender just don’t be creepy thanks!

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I’m Angelica I mean you already know that from reading in the beginning of my text but anyways , I’m 13 years old turning 14 on August 14 I’m from San diego , USA I like cute things such as Kawaii aesthetic stickers/stationery I love cats ever since I was really young I really love Anime my favorite anime is No Game No Life my Mother recently ordered me some No game No Life stickers and they’re coming this Saturday and I can’t wait to mail it to one of my friends that love the same Anime as me anyways, I love Arctic Monkey’s they’re my favorite band their music is the greatest thing I’ve heard so far besides pop music and pop rock I mean I don’t mind some of pop music but pop rock isn’t really my thing I prefer relaxing, rock music I mean pop rock is basically rock but .. It’s not my cup of tea I’d say , I play video games such as Minecraft,OSU,Roblox I hardly play Roblox anymore since It got really boring I prefer OSU and Minecraft more It’s pretty fun game I believe whoever is reading this should try playing it , If u don’t like it then It’s okay I don’t really mind , I have 2 cats 1 hamster, 3 dogs.

Anyways I want people around my age but I don’t mind 16 or 15 as long as you aren’t a creep thanks! I prefer females more since I’m way comfortable ty!

#penpal #teenpenpals #writing #penpaling #teens

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smileytiger28 · 3 years

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memory loss ficlist

sup i have loved memory loss stories since i was a wee child and now that ao3 exists i can just read them all day instead of doing work anyway here’s some of my favorites (list definitely subject to change)

s*pernatural

no place to go (4685 words) by peterspajamas

Summary:

It's Tuesday. Again.

Sam watches his world fall apart, into a pattern that only Castiel can break. But Castiel doesn't remember.

Sam prays for help after his brother is stuck in a time loop after Jack becomes God. There are two important things about the angel that arrives to help them: 1. It's Castiel 2. He doesn't remember a thing

my thots

mostly a tuesday time-loop type fic (sam!), but there is definitely some memory loss going on (cas!)

Gone (51108 words) by reading (reposted from ff.net)

Summary:

Dean thinks Sam is dead. Sam has amnesia.

So, this is set pre-deal, sometime in season 2. Strangers and Angels 'verse.

my notes

this fic is legendary. so good in every way. hurt-comfort, memory loss (sam!), angst both before and after memories are regained...hits all my buttons.

When Memory Fails (3646 words) by palpablenotion

Summary:

He's in a hotel room with fake IDs, fake (or stolen) credit cards, guns and knives, lighter fluid and a lighter that's been in a fire hot enough to scorch metal, and he doesn't know who he is.

my thoughts

actually found this fic when looking for some other fics for this list...turned out really good. dean's memory gets roblox oofed and the situation gets cleaned up in a short, sweet, and funny way.

Yellow highway lines (28292 words) by livinginthequestion

Summary:

Weeks had gone by since Michael reneged on his pledge and took possession of Dean permanently; since he’d begun waging his war against humanity and the earth, killing without remorse or restriction; since Dean had, through sheer strength of will, slammed the door on the archangel in his mind. He was still holding that door shut, but growing ever more desperate, to the point that he seriously considered the Ma’lak Box as the only solution available to him.

What if Cas did some research - and came up with an alternative to the Ma’lak Box, a ritual to eject Michael from Dean’s mind? Spellwork so powerful it ripped the archangel loose with the force of a heavenly cataclysm, destroying him in the process - and leaving behind terrible consequences for Dean?

Follow Cas and Sam's desperate cross-country search for Dean, and Dean's journey to find himself, his memories - and maybe find out what he really wants.

my thoughts

goodness me is this one really good. it kinda parallels Gone in that whole "winchester brother makes new life using his skills without his memory" vibe but this plays out a bit differently. this fic. i just want to bathe in it like a jacuzzi.

mcu

How Could I Forget You? (3013 words) by inkinmyheartandonthepage

Summary:

Tony knows that this kid is important somehow, knows deep in his heart that the kid is special. He just can’t remember who he is.

my thoughts

tony loses his memory from some good ol' head trauma. irondad and spiderson angst ensues. memory is not restored by the end (but it is implied that tony's memory will return a few days after the fic is set.)

Take Control (13966 words) by theunremarkable

Summary:

You are No One

I am Bucky. I know this You are Bucky He knows this

But Bucky does not know, that it has been a year. He does not know that it has been a year of the same conversation. He does not know that it has been a year of the same tears from Peggy. He does not know that when he sleeps, he forgets. Bucky does not know that when he wakes, he will again be No One.

my thoughts

one of those great fics that toes the line between poetry and prose. also a songfic ("take control" by kodaline), and the song is really darn good. keep in mind this is part 2 of a series that canon diverges so the timeline is a bit wonky.

Act of Sage (64315 words) by hotelmichelle

Summary:

After the Battle of New York, Steve finds a strange note in his apartment. It’s his handwriting, but he sure as hell would’ve remembered writing this.

my thoughts

this post-endgame-2012-timeline stucky fix-it is a textbook example of what happens when a fic starts out not as strong, but finds its voice and approaches its issues uniquely. the beginning isn't really my taste buuuuut at a certain point the fic definitely takes its own unique spin on things. and it's. so good. there's an oc who's a trauma therapist who works with an amnesiac/traumatized bucky barnes. she's just. the greatest, most intelligent, awesomest, most badass human being. also there's a lot of law terminology for bucky's legal trial. (i think the author was in law school while writing this?)

trials and tribulations of the universes saviour (34287 words) by imeanthatsprettysnazzy

Summary:

The thoughts kept racing through his head, them helping block out the continued, strangled begging coming from Mister Stark, along with the pain, as he stared Thanos right in the eyes.

“And I..” He spoke loudly, though he could still barely hear himself. “Don’t... Care...”

Peter brought his fingers together, and snapped.

An alternate version of Endgame where Peter snaps (but survives).

This is a continuation of The Brother She Wished That She Knew, but it can be read alone if you want :)

(Used to be called When Fate Turns In A Different Direction but that was even cornier than this so I changed it)

my thoughts

the memory loss is like 1 chapter of this but it's really well-executed (and also i'm trying to list as many mcu fics as spn fics and it's surprisingly hard. MUST I REITERATE I HAVENT WATCHED 1 EP OF SPN jaklsdfjflk). what it says on the tin, also part of a series featuring a lot of peter's mom may parker. humor, angst, whump, a badass prosthesis and an awesome found family — this fic has everything you could ever want and more.

Bonus non-MCU marvel fic: If It Comes Back (10823 words) by flightinflame

Summary:

Logan turns his back on the school, setting out as a lone wolf. Until he meets a young man in need of help - a young man who looks painfully familiar.

my thoughts

if you want to leave the "mystery person" a surprise you should probably skip the tags (and the rest of this summary.) basically it's post x3, logan is sad, and picks up a mystery hitchhiker. it's the first (and as of now, only) scogan fic i've ever read and definitely a great introduction to the ship. also Person X and logan both get a liberal dollop of angst (hooray!)

#memory loss tw #tw memory loss #amnesia tw #tw amnesia #tiger roars 🐯

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