#anything for you boss o7

[the-daily-male]

Today's daily male is Columbo from Columbo!

for @mom-friend-socko

#daily male #columbo #detective columbo #men #masculinity #mod howl #just one more thing #anything for you boss o7

[anonymous-dentist]

o7 whatever u say boss

dealers choice? or just spiderbit being disgustingly cute?

Spider-Man is an enigma.

Reportedly, he was bitten by a “radioactive spider” when he was a teenager and that’s how he got his start in the heroing business.

Cellbit thinks that’s bullshit. There’s no such thing as a “radioactive spider”. And, even if there was, Spider-Man would’ve died from radiation poisoning; genetic mutation does not work like that, Cellbit knows firsthand just how it works, and it’s not like that. It’s a lot more painful and a lot less flashy.

Spider-Man is a mystery. Nobody knows who he is despite him being an active vigilante for almost a decade. He gives a different backstory to every newspaper interviewing him. He’s a puzzle, and Cellbit is going to solve him.

But first, Cellbit needs dinner. Then he can obsess.

The line at the deli is long enough to wrap around the block. Cellbit’s lucky enough to have gotten in it before it had gotten too long, but he still has at least another fifteen minutes to wait before he can get his goddamn sandwich and leave. He just wants a sandwich. A goddamn sandwich.

A car explodes in the distance. Cellbit can hear it, and he can hear the car alarm, and he can hear another explosion and a very French-sounding cackle. That’ll be Métal Noir, then- the most competent hero on the Federation’s payroll.

Cellbit rolls his eyes. Everyone in line mutters amongst themselves, slightly-but-not-really concerned. The man in line in front of Cellbit tenses, his shoulders hiking and his head snapping towards the noise.

“I wouldn’t worry about that,” Cellbit says.

The man hums curiously and glances at him out of the corner of his eye.

He has AirPods in, but he takes one out and asks, “What was that?”

“The explosion. I wouldn’t worry about it. Métal Noir has it covered, listen.”

He raises a bored finger and, as if on cue, there’s one more explosion, and then an excited cheer from the hero. He’s loud, loud enough to be heard blocks away.

The man’s eyes widen. “Oh, shit! How did you know that?”

Cellbit shrugs. “Lucky guess.”

(It would be weird for him to say he could smell the fear and the blood, so he simply doesn’t.)

“Huh,” says the man. He looks Cellbit over with his eyes and turns around with a grin, pulling his other AirPod out and sticking the both of them in their case. “That’s cool! Are you a psychic or something?”

“…Or something.”

(Somebody’s scared.)

“Oh, me too. How does yours work?”

Oh. Huh. People don’t usually just offer up their abilities like that. So something has to be off.

So Cellbit smiles back, fake. “Nah, I was just messing with you. I’m a reporter, so I know a lot about heroes.”

The man’s face falls, also fake. “Wow, I see.”

But then he cheers back up, seemingly real. “I was just messing with you, too, then.”

And he winks, and Cellbit feels his face heat up just slightly.

(Someone is very scared.)

“Yeah, okay,” he agrees. For some reason, he winks back, and he can’t help but laugh lightly at the way the man’s cheeks redden. “I didn’t hear anything.”

“Right, right,” the man smiles.

He laughs and offers a hand out that Cellbit hesitantly takes.

“Roier,” he says.

(Someone is very afraid.)

(Cellbit realizes that it’s himself.)

(And that’s okay.)

#asks! #a.d.'s fics i suppose #a.d.'s fics i suppose. #I kinda wanna expand on this lol

[t4tschmidt]

mike / m!reader plsssss

i nned 2 b called pretty boy by mike pls 😭😭

on it boss! o7 i had a lot of fun w this one i usually try and keep the reader gender neutral for inclusivity but this was new and fun to write. I’m very much weak for sensitive men and consent check ins so i slipped both of those things in there <3 Mike was definitely walkin a lil funny after this one

[requests open]

cws; sub!mike, soft dom!reader, m!reader, petnames, light bondage, edging, frottage, dick worship, messy, praise

Mike had no idea how he’d ended up in this position. He wanted to make this special and about you, the two of you had been unable to have sex anytime recently because of schedule conflicts and he knew that you’d been very pent up; that pretty little cock of yours deserved some attention.

He’d tried to get you on your back and to relax, but you had other plans.

Which is why Mike was currently sat in a comfy cushioned chair next to the bed, his hands tied behind his back and his member at the mercy of your hands.

The worst part of the position for him was the fact that your dick was on full display as you sat on the edge of the bed right next to him. All he wanted to do was break free of his restraints and worship it, get you painfully hard and throbbing like he was in your hands.

Speaking of your hands, one was on his thigh and the other was on his cock. It was a loose fist, a feather-light touch that barely stroked him but was enough to get him whining and begging you to give him more.

Your fingertips more then anything slowly travelled up his length, tickling every vein and driving him crazy. With his hands behind his back he couldn’t thrust his hips in fear of loosing your fingers so he was forced to sit still and take what agonizingly slow friction you provided him.

The head was smeared in drippy precum and to say his cock was weeping was an understatement.

It was throbbing, harder and stiffer then he’d ever felt with his cockhead wet and flushed bright red from how badly it wanted to cum. It had been a full half an hour, painfully filled with your fist loosely and slowly dragging up, pumping faster and faster until cock twitched harder and he was moaning louder and louder and then you’d abruptly stop; the orgasm he’d been chasing gone.

He babbled incoherently, begging and doing his best to rut up into your hand.

“B-Baby, please, f-fuck….I need to….hnnng….I need to cum.”

His hair was stuck to his forehead with sweat, his entire face flushed red and his eyes hazily focused on you. “Do you now?”

You gave his dick a light squeeze, making him twitch. “How bad?”

He was on the brink of tears, his words coming out with a stutter every time you slowly dragged a single finger up and down.

“Mmmf…I-f-fuck, baby, my pretty boy, please, I n-need your hands, your mouth, your b-body please.”

You thought about it for a moment, rubbing his thighs. “You have been doing so well for me, how about a little reward?”

All he could make were desperate little noises of affirmation, groaning and nodding. You stood up from your place on the edge of the bed and scooted into his lap, your thighs on either side of his.

Your cocks touched which made him jump, he was staring down at your member with desperation and need.

You got comfortable, using his hips as a grabbing point to pull yourself as close as possible to his bare chest. You kept one hand gripping his waist, and one came up between the two of you to align your dicks and you grasped your fist around both of them, barely being able to wrap it around both.

You gave a little experimental thrust, your cock sliding wetly against his lubricated with his own leaked slick. You gave a couple more before Mike mumbled “yellow” your safeword to slow down and check in.

You stopped, cupping his face and looking up at him. “Whats up, love? Are the ropes too tight?”

He looked sheepish, avoiding your eye contact. “I think you should go get a towel, I, um, get things messy sometimes.”

Mike was a heavy cummer and had always been embarrassed about it, jumping to offer to clean up the mess he’d made on you or the bed. You found it incredibly attractive, loving to see just how much you could make his cock spurt from just your mouth or hands.

You caught his eyes, wiping some of his hair away from his forehead. “Good thing for you baby, I love messy.”

With that you squeezed your hand around both your members and started thrusting fast, bouncing in his lap and jerking his dick off with yours. The reaction was sharp and immediate, a loud gasp being ripped from his mouth at the fast pace.

Pleasure pooled in your own gut, thinking of getting to thrust this fast into his needy hole. He began thrusting up with you, rocking the chair you guys were in.

It was wet and slippery and quick, but it finally drove him over the edge.

He threw his head back, gasping with his mouth wide open. His cock twitched violently against yours, before thick white ropes of his seed erupted and shot up into the air. It kept coming, multiple gushes of hot sticky thick cum coating you and him and both your dicks until your lap was painted white.

You didn’t cum, but that was alright. This was mikes reward, and you reveled in the way he closer his eyes and let out a long sigh, all of his own pent up energy finally having seeped out.

You immediately reached behind him and quickly loosened the ropes so his hands were free, coming up and kissing the red marks were they were.

With his hands free he embraced you, pulling you into a tender kiss and finally getting to touch you.

“Oh you did so well baby, lasted so long, I’m so proud of you,” You mumbled to him, your laps a slippery sticky mess. “You ready for a shower?”

He smiled, his eyes slowly focusing back in from the haze of pleasure he was previously in. He looked down at your lap, his cock was softening but you’re was still fully erect and untouched except for the little bit of groping the two of you did earlier.

Mikes large hands travelled down your back, grabbing your ass and pulling you so that your own hard length was flushed against his stomach and your hole was spread. “Actually, how about we do something about that?”

You kissed him once more, it was going to be a long night.

#man we love consent check ins !!!! #requests open #fnaf x reader #mike schmidt #mike schmidt ns/fw #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x you #x reader #fnaf movie #fnaf movie x reader #fnaf nsft #fnaf smut #x reader ns/ft #fnaf ns/fw #mike schmidt x you smut #mike schmidt smut #mike schmidt imagine #nsft concept #male nsft #fnaf x reader smut #x reader smut

[felonsmojis]

Hi ! We absolutely love your emojis and have a small request about these genloss ones https://www.tumblr.com/felonsmojis/746573777454923777/neutral-happy-scared-box-genlossranboo?source=share May we request the red light to be changed to dif colors? /nf Like based on emotions! One of our headmates does this :] happy boo - bright yellow or bright green scared boo - blue Just those two!

You got it boss o7 anything for a fellow GL fictive

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#custom emoji #discord emoji #custom discord emoji #emoji #requests #anon #genloss #generation loss #genloss emote #generation loss emote #ranboo #ranboo emote

[genmaichafan]

i did my best boss o7 again almost not following the prompt

no beta we just die

“You know you can tell me anything la Mia preda?”

Donna sat next to you on the long and upscale couch. She sat close but out of arm's reach. Her body language attentively leaned in but open.

You looked deeply into her eyes, sparkling a beautiful brown in the dim artificial lighting of her house. You would love to have gotten lost in them but it would've been rude to ignore her.

“Yeah.” you trailed off into thought despite being aware the answer was not quite good enough.

You always got a sense of danger coming from Donna after she clearly caught wind of your affections. Although you'd thought that you were mostly past the point of being just a lay because well it's been a couple of weeks of hanging out with Donna and there had been none of the aforementioned “laying”. In fact this was the first time you were in Donna's house where you didn’t feel you were in ‘danger’ of being a one night stand. Even if in past times you only made it as far as the door.

Despite the big step you were much more comfortable that you were not just going to be eaten up.

You had the sense in the past people only came in to never come back, whatever reason that was. 

You were not letting yourself be one of those people.

You made sure to try to get to know the real Donna and not just her professor, but damn if she didn't keep you at arm's length.

“Something wrong? You put the smile back on your face.

“No, I'm fine just thinking about you.”

This caused a wry smile to crawl onto Donna's lips.

Ah. there was that sense of danger again.

“You know i don't wanna just sleep with you right?” you couldn't help but blurt out in the moment. While maybe not true to the initial impression you truly meant it. Feeling slight guilt for the initial lusting.

Donna's face shifted into an expression of slight melancholy and culpability.

“What if i told you that's what i wanted from you instead.:

“I wouldn't believe you.”

Despite all Donna tried there was a loneliness about her, big and apparent as an Olympic size swimming pool.

It wasn't immediately fathomable to the average person why she would be. She was quite the popular person on an opinion-al level and mostly kept to herself otherwise.

But to you it seems it was clear as day every one that comes leaves the way they came.

Donna was silent. She could say the opposite but a silent understanding was that it'd be a lie.

“And if you knew the real me, if I actually did want more, would you leave?”

“Never.” you didn't hesitate to answer back.

“ the most amazing part is that i somehow believe you [y/n]”

“Then let me make you more than believe.” you reached a warm hand towards hers. Gently lacing your warm fingers with her icy ones.

She stared at the contact with a shy smile. You've never seen you look so bare.

_________

It's been a couple weeks since you've gotten Donna to open up. You've learned many things about her. A couple of things being:

Donna's is actually shy and embarrassed often enough to see her face flush a bit. Especially when she receives compliments from you nowadays. It seems she really believes you now, and doesn't keep you at arms length.

The few times you had seen Donna eat it had been medium rare meat. You'd offered to cook for her but she insisted that you don't since she was a picky meatatarian. Which you'd tried to scold her about but she assured you that she was as healthy as could be.

She loves cats and she has one of them of her own named Angie: A ragdoll with unique markings.

She's slightly allergic to the sun, and that's why she mostly lives at night.

And while naturally shy she'd learned to be confident in her ‘many’ years alive. (although she barely look 30)

You've noticed that her ears twitch excitedly when she sees you for the first time that day.

And finally noticed that when open she truly loves people and things deeply.

______

You went to knock on Donna's door for the third time this week, and like all the others Donna seemed to have noticed you coming because before you had time to knock she had already opened the  door.

Donna seemed genuinely happy whenever you came over and you could say the same.

“Mi-” she coughed loudly 

“[y/n]- would you like some wine this very late evening?”

“No thank you, I know you don't personally drink.”

Hearing this Donna couldn't help but pull you close to her.

“That's true, I prefer to get drunk on your presenza.”

Wrapping her arms around your waist; Donna smiled at you dreamily.swaying gently while humming, savoring the moment between the two of you. Leaning into the moment you rest your head on her chest.

Making note of,, the lack of heartbeat…?]

Donna was truly enraptured by the moment to notice the worry going on in your head for your lover.

You slowly pulled away.

“Donna, are you feeling well?”

“Better than ever, why?”

“Your heart beats are very faint, I can't hear it.” you half lied.

“Ah, don't worry, that's not a problem.” she gave you an assuring smile.

“It's been like that for a long time.” she assured you. Holding on to your hand leading into the next area of the house. She really did seem ok so you pushed worry and that ever bleeding sense of danger away for the time being.

_____ Donna leads you around to a part of her house that you had seen but really explored before. The most noticeable feature was a slightly ornate door that clearly led to the backyard.

You had never been there but you could tell it was a special place for Donna.

Yet today, She let you in.

It was the most splendid beautiful garden the moonlight could provide.

All the flowers were heavily budding, the various smells of each mixed and perfumed the air in an enchanting way. 

You felt gifted to be shared with this.

“-[y/n]” again she almost called you something else and hesitated. Donna was clearly holding back. 

“I wanted you here specifically tonight because this moon the flowers will bloom, and i wanted it to share it with you [y/n]”

Just like a flower a smile blossomed across your face.

“Thank you, I know how special this place is to you.”

Donna bit her lip and wrapped her arms around your waist once again.

“Of course m-mi tesoro” she paused, not sure if you could understand what was being said “my darling..” 

You beamed in the moonlight as you returned the gesture. Resting your arms on her shoulder, lacing the fingers behind Donna's neck.

Finding yourselves intimately close once again you could feel her exhale against your skin. Her hands moving down to the small of your back. Both your gazes flickering between the others eyes and somewhere lower.

“Mi tesoro, may i kiss you.” you nodded as the distance closed between the two of you. Sharing the first of many kisses. Paying no mind to the now blossoming flowers you had come here for.

#donna beneviento #donna benevento x reader #donna x reader #my fics

[valve3nthusiast]

Please for the love of god give us more megasound thoughts. I was laughing so hard at your last one I was crying I love it

On it boss o7

Imo some peak sexyfunny megasound dynamic is Soundwave being lowkey oblivious to how much he has Megatron's spike on a chain

I think they both would have been crushing for a while before they got together. Now that they're dating, Soundwave is lost in that domestic bliss sauce, but Megatron is 100% aware he just bagged the hot goth bf of his dreams, and he will, under no circumstances, fuck this up

Which actually leads to Soundwave being the kinky, adventurous one at first. As previously mentioned, acts of service are his thing, and he's definitely into playing up the "dating your boss" aspect of this relationship

An average day for Megatron after they start dating: "You want to suck me off while I sit on the throne?" "You want to ride me while you get datawork done?" "You want to put a vibrating spike in your valve and give me the controller?" (He is SO into it)

Megatron occasionally wonders if he's stepped into a dream, or perhaps an alternate universe. Then he takes Soundwave to bed, fingers him open, and fucks him into the berth. As he watches Soundwave’s beautiful face twist in overload, Megatron decides, As long as this never ends, I don't particularly care either way

(One day Soundwave's gonna be like, hey you never suggest anything are you actually down with all this? And Megs will panic and blurt out something like, I wanna fuck you across the table in the middle of a command meeting)

#valveplug #mine #3nthusiasts inbox #megasound #megatron #soundwave #spikewarming #toys under panels

[raynavan]

it is finally here!! the winners of the @ultimate-submas-tournament first round!! this is. verrry long as I have a bit of (lighthearted!!) commentary on the winners. said commentary is not meant to be offensive, but i just poke fun at the Au's in the running. of course- i highly suggest checking some of them out! all the polls (and therefore the au's in that poll) are linked in the first word of the message beow it. and with that, doodles under the cut.

the Ingo Bracket!

behold the subway boss Ingo! taking down statues! ah... but aren't gargoyles supposed to ward off evil spirits..?

eh, im sure it fine! nothing quite like an never ending cycle ammirite?

dad instincts activated. it was super effective (thank goodness another ghost was there, its pretty hard to punch them) ((though ah... perhaps a bad idea to beat up your dead self..?))

The Actual hero of courage!! purging the land of all poison! even his alternate's poison!!

man actively bleeding out beats up fox man, more at 11.

T-posing (the "T" stands for table) ((joke was made by @/thesilverinfinity thank you!!))

fire beats electricity!! villains for the win!!!

a... fae. a fairy type. destroyed by a... prince that commands (used to command) a dragon... perhaps there is a reason fae Ingo hides in the human world...

who was going to tell him that LTOT ingo isn't even a pokemon technically

bro respawn already you leaks are leaking everywhere- at least the Woodsman can continue his never ending task of gathering oil!

oh right... kid kinda... had the favor of a few gods... good luck ingo!

oh uh... i suppose even lord zoroark isn't immune to pets... (hope warden Akari doesn't find out-)

ooh... probably should have checked you type advantages buddy... at least wormgo knows we all love him even if he's a worm <3

The Emmet Bracket!

the power of sweaters

one might be the eye avatar after looking for answers, the true detective turned out on top!

tfw your just a train conductor in the far past with trauma (and brain trauma) and you get beaten up by another you that is friends with a god.

GET 'EM WITH THE LASER EYES (that you definitely have) (hope grovyle doesn't find you)

beach vacation in the past beats present Unova any day. (unless the Pelipper are looking for a snack)

jellyfish stings!! not even Gift's wonderful cosplay of his bother as enough to avoid the beast's wrath... no respect for cosplayers these days...

even though normally Ingo is the one to deal with unruly passengers, it easy to forget that robot Emmet has tasers for hands... o7 host emmet.

mans under the effects of CST (Chad stasis Twin effect) he is currently unbeatable.

wow the plushy has some power! uh... what do you have there Emmie..? why are you... looking at me like that...

air tight suites will not protect you from toons. take note. (though im sure he'd be pretty helpful with those hoards of monsters!)

congratulations! don't worry about the blurry Emmet, im sure he wasn't protecting anyone or anything, haha!

good job Emmet! you beat someone in a hospital bed! /lh

that's the last of it (no i am Not doing bracket 13 i Cannot draw them all differently hgeirpohgnolp) wonderful job everyone! i definitely heard of some new Au's that i have greatly enjoyed! im verrry excited to see where this competition continues!

bravo to everyone moving on to the next round, and for all those who didn't, thank you for sharing your Aus!! here's to another fun round, and also to the amazing aus and stories everyone here has created!!

SUPER BRAVO!!

#submas #submas au #ingo #emmet #i did it #ray's art #i think everyone (including me) kinda forgot this tag but #ultimate Submas tournament art #warning this is a long post

[tortellini-time]

My dnd campaign dashboard simulator

🌒 waterdeepfan5 Follow

Tbh i think people who think calinox is problematic really need to step away and being so toxic in the fanbase, adventuring has a very involved history and its really disrespectful to imply that :/

💜 bardsareoverrated Follow

bestie he dissolved people

🌒 waterdeepfan5 Follow

Hurtful thing to say but I’d expect nothing more from a WOSHA supporter :////

💜 bardsareoverrated Follow

GIRL YOU MEAN THE SAFETY REGULATIONS?

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🧜‍♀️ Vespaeisntreal919

Sorry for posting so much about Hornsblade family conspiracies lately. It turns out that I was getting mold poisoning from mire? Anyway I moved apartments and im good now. Check your walls y'all

#glad to move on from this fandom yall are TOXIC lmaoooo

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Ferport-girlie-deactivated18540927

RIP hepia you would have loved moon arson

🥺 prettypirate Follow

HERITAGE POST

📝 moonhater2323 Follow

How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 4180’s lmao

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🌄 timehater4ever Follow

People who go to taras as tourists are so cringe :/

#Like thats a god's domain, you cant go just for the shops

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🎀 Sillywizardhour Follow

I missed my wizardry test yesterday! :[[[[ Going to try to go back in time and retake it wish me luck! <333

🎀 Sillywizardhour Follow

taras

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🐌 snailsandspells

UGHHHH my boss is the WORSTTTT, i got eldritch madness from looking at the moon and hes not even giving me sick leave

#i hate it here

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deities and gods - FINAL

Erkytimbers-steve-seeresults

🙈 chewingonrocks Follow

Of course these are the finalists lmao this website doesnt take anything seriously, i wish people would stop voting for these two just because of the memes and vote for one that actually does something like the mother of monsters

🤡 chaosforthebit Follow

Uhh dude erky timbers literally the god of dumb memes, idk what you were expecting #erkysweep

🐬 seasideloser Follow

I love the implication here that people still would have voted for the mother of monsters when she literally tried to fill several towns with bugbears 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened

🍓 sapphicforthemoon Follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#why’d you have to pit two bad bitches against each otherr #anyways voting steve for my pet mimic

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Dot stans are literally so annoying. like her music is ok at best

🎸 radiohater

rip to this fallen solider o7

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⭐️ tryingmybest

Hi guys sorry I haven’t been posting lately got teleported to the benthic plane through a magic rift 💀 hoping to get my fic updated next week anyways :-) wish me luck lol

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@alaskannymph @cyclicalaberration @robot-aliens @mothecho @sweetnsourhearts

#my dnd campaign #Spent way too long on this haha

[yakuzacanons]

hello, I wanted to take one for the class and ask if you have any Nishitani (Yakuza 0) hcs 🫡 Abt anything rlly call it dating, being a sugar daddy (?) WE'LL TAKE ANYTHING-

Sure thing boss o7 mixed bag here, some mild NSFW, lemme know if you want some more tho!

Nishitani doesn't sleep at a normal time. He's kind of nocturnal, mostly just sleeps whenever he feels like it and it happens to align with what is most people's early mornings.

Kind of a messy guy. Not like he's unorganized but rather it takes great effort for him to keep his house clean. Prefers to meet people out in public or to go to a hotel rather than bring people home.

Has one of the highest sex drives of all the guys. Very open to kinks and likely has tried all of the basic ones you can think of. Into knifeplay.

Yawns a lot so everyone thinks he's perpetually sleepy. There's not a particular reason behind it, it's just a weird habit of his.

Prefers to eat alone most of the time. Likes to go to little hole-in-the-wall places, somewhere not too busy or loud. It's his own private ritual of a thing.

Has been a sugar daddy a couple of times but they don't last more than a few months. It's fun at first but he just gets bored after a while because he knows it's a facade. If he's horribly and desperately bored, he might do it again but he doesn't like to.

Can't have a serious relationship for the life of him, even though he would like to one day. Never really had anyone close to a girlfriend figure growing up, but he's had his fair share of dates and one night stands so he isn't inexperienced. Just can't seem to settle down enough right now, and he's in no rush to.

If it isn't obvious, red is his favorite color. Is rather picky about his clothes and accessories and can take a long time getting dressed in the morning.

He hasn't tried it yet but he would be open to having a male partner. It's more so if a male partner is open to having HIM. He hasn't met one who is yet but hey, who knows.

#majima megaphone moment #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza imagines #yakuza headcanons #ryu ga gotoku headcanons #ryu ga gotoku imagines #nishitani homare

[beachhouse2000]

YOU 🫵🏼

DRAW FANG X BARK

ON IT BOSS o7

IDK ANYTHING AB THIS SHIP BUT ANYTHING 4 U ANON

#beachart #is there a ship tag for this #fang the hunter #bark the polar bear #fang x bark #it appears not

[nyonyen]

aye aye boss! will do anything for you say o7 time to go punch nyen (and die afterwards)

-🀄️

watch out :-)

#✉

[solarmorrigan]

Jude.....pls......fix what you have broken ;-; aka my heart and Steve's heart and Eddie's heart pls

Still working on it, boss o7

Actually just finished the next part last night, but I'm hoping to get a little more done before I post anything, so there's a tiny buffer. I am 100% not used to posting things in progress, so this will be a test for all of us

Gonna make Eddie be a little sadder, and then make Steve be a little sadder, and then I'll fix it <3

#and it WILL be relentless emotional fluff #I don't have the constitution for continued drawn-out angst #answers from solar #anonymous

[baldurs-gay-three]

hey i saw your post in the tags lamenting about how halsin wasnt fat and boy do i have the mod for you boss, if you like mods. www nexusmods com/baldursgate3/mods/2568 It's not a perfect world, its not 100% complete, and we still lack fat models for the feminine bodies, but it's such a wonderful little treat in a bleak, fatless world.....

Also, if you're looking for something to re-hydrate the men in your party and get rid of their abs, I have something for this ailment too! www nexusmods com/baldursgate3/mods/1127 I wish all of this was base game, and I haven't seen anything like this for feminine bodies yet, but I am so thankful for these treats nonetheless. Godspeed soldier o7

Hi! im so sorry for the late reply, we saw this the day you sent it but it was immediately whooshed out of our brain ^^'

thank you so much. seriously, this was out of your way and i really appreciate you sharing these with us. unfortunately we don't have our own system to play bg3 on right now, but we will be getting one soon and when we do we will definitely look into these mods!

thank you again!

#vyne posts #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 modding #bg3 halsin #bg3 gale #bg3 astarion #astarion #gale of waterdeep

[r4tmaid]

hi hello, i wish to inhale mason lore since my lovely friend (noodle, noodle is my friend) got me into content smp, showed me a charcater that will now live my brain and THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THE LORE !! (can you belive that. so rude /j). but have no clue where to start.

basically all i got was that mason is a guy who is now dead, and had a thing for ending world? and also picked up like. 2 kids on the way, and eventually stopped after killing child's 2 entire species because they were pathetic. then the idk. content smp happens, and he dies.

there's also something about circles. and ouroboros and The Seven (<- i think that's what they're called). noodle sucked at explaining that. but they kind of remind me of bloodborne which is my favourite game ever and my Special Interest Of All TIme so i'm SO curious. do you happen to know where i can start inhaling and picking apart this so interesting lore?

thank you in advance :D

No problem :deranged:

So, the funniest part about Arathain’s characters is that Arathain is The Bloodborne Enthusiast Ever. 95% of their lore for anything is Bloodborne inspired. This also, fortunately or unfortunately (depending on how you view it kekw) applies to their character, The Mason. I have this (albeit REALLY outdated) insane person moodboard from my my good friend ghostpajamas (linking and not tagging because he’ll fuckign kill me /lh) only posting this one because he never finished the powerpoint

The namemc skins connections have been expressed by Arathain to be NOT CANON I just don’t have the energy to edit it out (help its 1:30 am)

We have gotten lucky with the fact that The Mason is fuckign dead and therefore can no longer have any more interactions so less vod scrubbing but unfortunately we still have to scrub through them to get the most recent stuff like the destroyer of worlds and entire peoples. We also have posts from The Arathain Themself (another link bc I’d rather kill sif than tag them) about different lore (which I’m sure noodle has expressed before)

There’s no really “good place to start” you kind of just grab a piece and start munching on it. The more you explore the more you’ll find. Their lore is the MOST complicated to decipher but that’s why we’re insane about it o7

Also Arathain always wants me to get peoole to watch the tbskyen playlist of the bloodborne boss designs because their brain is wired around that for lore or something (<- hasn’t watched it. dude its like over 30 hours long???)

Anyway. I started writing this 30 minutes ago, got distracted to yell at Arathain, almost went snrrr mimimi without finishing the post, and remembered I have to wake up in 6 hours. Good luck on your journey my friend o7 if you have any specific questions about anything ever I’ll do my best to answer, and though even I don’t know everything, I’ll still answer to the best of my ability.

#caution: wet floor #nuclear fallout zone

[gaienenkidou]

HELLO 6 7 20 enkidu character opinions Please

wtffff i had to dig through my activity to find that you sent this because it got eaten by other notifs!!!! whoever coded this website needs to get fired i swears. ON IT BOSS o7

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

im more chatty online but even then the amount i talk depends on the day. but irl I understand why enkidu is the way he is in any social situation because quite frankly yeah me too. i dont even talk irl i just think to myself and observe everyone and just go "ahum yup ok" and nod at everything people say because literally what am i supposed to say. but once people talk about a topic im familiar with i might say a thing or two all of a sudden. maybe three. the only difference is that enkidu is The strongest man ever and i am just some random ass person that takes care of children sometimes

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

unib memes range from annoyingly overused as per usual for fgs (chesto/akatsuki thot slayer. mika XD half of the time. hilda is 19...do people even still make bathwater and jav jokes anymore oh god those were annoying day ONE) or either funny to Mehhhh depending on the context (just any memes involving merkava come to mind. wagner honest mids My toxic trait is thinking a good chunk of them are funny btw. nana jokes are hit or miss too) but enkidu memes have always been the ones i've consistently laughed at the most being removed from my inherent bias and i imagine that's the result of him being very under the radar. but like holy shit enkidu mains are funny as fuck? the enkidu tier jokes in unist. you had to be there for the "they added enkidu in uniclr" era. and then the memes after that when they took 66c away from us. and of course "I guess I won't say anything..." and the enkidu autism jokes. guy who just has the funniest meme material with just his balancing history and being the way he is ALONE

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

even though they have the whole "ending each other with honor" thing going on the fact that they kinda worked together in uni2 (wished we couldve actually seen how they were working together ahahahaha. ha) and also their mutual respect for each other i think wald and enkidu should settle down from their own debts and be old men besties. idk linne can have a weird uncle now or something i just want to see them talk in a slice of life context so bad ESPECIALLY FOR WALDSTEIN. like they can't just give us funny ass trivia like "he has to eat like 7 bowls of food and also needs to enter the back door" and not put him in SoL situations with other people.

#asks #omiwa txts #under night in birth #its always fun when i get to talk about enkidu for Free

[mxxnlightluuca]

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers.

it took me way too long to understand the instructions but SIR YES SIR ON IT BOSS o7

i like character analysis way too much to be normal (im normal)

I like..... Multimedia franchises...... Specifically hypnosis microphone and twisted wonderland

Art !!!!! Big art enthusiast i love looking at things

Music !!!!! Obligatory music mentiom i gen cant live without it

I like food a lot !!!! Baking or cooking, anything really, i love it !!!!

#Born to haiii forced to hello !!!