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Imagine Soundwave entering heat and accidentally triggering every seeker rut cycle

Just Soundwave getting filled to the brim with transfluid over and over again. Reduced to a moaning mess, maybe the Seekers get competitive on who can fill him up the most. 🤭

In the end he ends up carrying triplets and the seekers take bets on whose it’s gonna be.

Soundwave getting dicked down by the entire air force 🥵

Trines in rut, violently fighting each other for the right to mount him next, while the current group passes him around like a cheap fragtoy. They couldn't find a way to get his mask off, so instead he's pinned between two seekers and taking both their spikes at once...

Depending on how long heats are, someone better have the mind to grab energon for poor Soundwave. He might spend days getting his valve filled with seeker spike, even long after his forge is completely stuffed with transfluid

Of course he gets heavy with seekerlets... and every potential sire is very happy to continue donating transfluid for the sparklings. After all, they say you can't really tell who's coding is dominant until the bitlets emerge :3c

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Hey hey, hey, minimus in the Magnus armor with a huge dildo trapped in his valve. Maybe for his systems to run optimally he needs to get rid of his charge regularly (read: tyrest says he HAS to masterbate regularly and record it to ensure the armor syncs up correctly. I love tyrest being a little creep when it comes to Ultra Magnus/the loadbearers) so he follows the rules and has a scheduled time for it. And then, in the middle of sinking down on a dildo that stretches his valve almost to its maximum, he gets an emergency call from Rodimus that something is going wrong and Ultra Magnus is needed in the bridge immediately! In his panic to get the bridge he kinda, forgets to pull it out.

He gets to the bridge and the emergency is something stupid they do need him to fix, and it takes FOREVER. It only takes 20 mins but it feels like it takes forever as minimus becomes aware that everytime the armor takes a step it bumps the dildo a little bit. Not enough to make minimus overload, but just enough he can't focus.

But once he finishes fixing the problem a bunch of others things need his attention. Everyone assumes Ultra Magnus is pissed off because he's just stone faced and completely silent as he helps out, but the real problem is Minimus can't talk without moaning, hes so close to an overload. And he still has a couple hours of things to fix before he can go back to his room

Tyrest incel moment

Oagh Mims having to put 100% of his concentration into not making an "I'm about to overload" face as he realizes the machinery of the armor subtly vibrates through the dildo, what feels like directly into his ceiling node

The stupid "emergency" involves a great deal of tracking down various people who are in places they're not supposed to be, which means so much walking. So. Much. Walking. He didn't even shut his modesty panel before he jumped into the armor, not that he could close it over the flared base, and it gently rocks into his valve with every step

Taking stairs is torture. Actual torture. And of course Ultra Magnus always takes the stairs, elevators are for actual emergencies (or those with mobility impairment) and if anyone asks why he's using the elevator, he'd probably moan. He thinks, a little hysterically, that he's going to have to clean lubricant out of the Magnus armor later

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transformers fans trying not to impregnate the 18 ft tall robots challenge (impossible)

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the vet!Ratchet and mer!Drift ask made me think of "walnut the crane". She's a whote naped crane that basically mated with one of the zookeepers.

I can imagine Ratchet learning the ways of the mer to artificially inseminate drift. Or Maybe even naturally inseminate him

I was lowkey thinking of Walnut when I wrote that one actually... It's such a good dynamic for monsterfucking

Drift as an endangered mer species, absolutely refusing any other mers they try to bring in to mate with him...

He was rescued from a fishing operation heavily injured, and at first he was extremely distrustful of all the workers. But when vet Ratchet spent every day at his side until he recovered, of course Drift slowly fell in love

Which is now. a problem. *vague worldbuilding time* Mer protection laws are relatively new and still super fucked, and so there needs to be proof they maintain living populations in nature for mers that won't survive in the wild anymore (like Drift) to be able to stay at mer sanctuaries

Tldr it's very important that that certain species of mer are having merpups. Drift is one of them. Drift only wants Ratchet's pups, which no one is even sure is possible, because usually people sticking their dicks in mermaids do not live through the experience. So they would go the artificial insemination route first...

Drift trying to grind against Ratchet's array as soon as he steps into the shallow treatment tank... his spike is extended, and his puffy slit is burning for Ratchet. His long, powerful tail makes him over twice as tall as Ratchet from head to fintip. He tries so hard to be aware of his strength as he thrashes and whines when Ratchet starts fingering his swollen hole

Once Drift has been properly fucked stupid on his hand, Ratchet inserts a blunt syringe and fills Drift with transfluid, donated from another facility (that's having almost the exact same problem as them). It's not the most efficient method, but it is the least distressing... that just means they'll have to repeat it a few times, until Drift starts growing heavy with pups :)

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oh that post you made a while back about using decepticon pussy as a water bottle got me thinking so hard

so like, imagine a con who gets captured and they're expecting the usual; torture, imprisonment in a cell, the normal deal when one gets put into custody by the other side. they've heard stories about the autobots being a bit kinky than what most cons would have thought, but this bot for sure isn't expecting to be strung up in the mess hall, an energon dispenser routed through their systems and just sort of left there, like some weird decoration

i'm thinking of one of those water bottles you use to feed like a hamster just sticking out of their valve for the autobots to use whenever they need to refuel. hell maybe they've even got tiddies and one of the medics rerouted a few of their internal fuel lines to get them up and running, so now bots have a choice between the valve spout or energon straight from the tit

ough i'm thinking about a prewar high class party where some poor gutter mech (maybe drift~) spread eagle on a table, with little treats and snacks spread all across their frame and they just have to sit there, not moving as they're basically treated as just a piece of furniture. maybe the person who hired (or captured depending on how dubcon you wanna make this situation) the newly serving bot has used really pretty chains, covered in engraved flowers and crystal clusters to decorate their new platter and maybe they've even forced the mech's panels open, with a little container of sauce shoved in there for extra flavour

this is less like a food kink and more of a kink for being strung up and ignored, a mech being treated as nothing more than a piece of furniture for others to ignore

-burnt ice anon

Hello anon. this is a direct bullseye to my kinks. are you perhaps a mind reader

Hnggg I'm imagining they take the energon dispensary and route a fuel line to the top of the cons valve, and then seal his slit shut around a spigot... that way the autobots can have their plain rations flavored with his yummy lubricant

Of course his node and spike are uncovered, the autobots play with them to get sweeter fuel before they open the tap and release some of the pressure in the poor 'con's valve... an autobot that likes their fuel as sweet as possible, rubbing his node until he overloads, so they can get the most lubricant in their fuel...

A medic got the code to get his refineries up and running, now theyre sore and overful, hanging heavy down his chest... 'bots will squeeze one of his tits to squirt some frothy, milky refined energon into a cube, but some skip that and suck straight from his nozzles instead...

Also I love imagining cybertronian noblemechs doing kinky fucked up shit... I will gladly jump at the opportunity to put Drift in that scenario.

Completely stripped of his nasty dirty armor, bound flat to the table with nothing but jewelry and treats to hide his protoform... I love imagining stuffing his valve with food, yeah. Maybe there's a little tray of rust sticks next to him, and you can either swirl it in his valve or gently dip it into his drooling transfluid slit...

Maybe it's a party game to have a "serving platter" with an array coated in candy, the goal of the game to see who can lick it clean without making a mess by letting the platter overload...

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The first thing Jazz does when he gets a faceful of Soundwave’s tits is purr, knead and get unbearably horny

It's the perfect anti-Jazz measure for when he tries to infiltrate the Nemesis. All Soundwave has do is unsubspace his titties, and bam, Jazz is distracted

I like that Jazz is shorter than Soundwave, cause it means I can imagine him sitting in Soundwave's lap as he sucks and kneads his tits...

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I had a thought the other day. So you reckon sometimes, just maybe, Minimus would just ride the Magnus armour?

Like, imagine him after a tiring day of paperwork, fixing Rodimus's reports, detaining Whirl, -the usual-, He slowly makes the walk from his office to his habsuite, feet aching from walking around the ship with his armor removed. And as he sits at the edge of his berth (i firmly believe he does 'breathing exercises' before recharging), he looks up at the crotch plate of the armor and an idea comes to mind. (I know realistically the Magnus armor wouldn't have a spike, but we can dream, and we can draw)

Next thing you know, he's feverishly hopping up and down on that Magnus-mega-cock. Oh~! Imagine the stretch~! Imagine his throbbing anterior node~ (Wouldn't it be funny if he manages to get a piston motor installed, so essentially, the spike does all the work and Minimus just has to hold on for dear life)

(staying anonymous because i have a teensy bit of dignity left)

Anon, you've stumbled across one of my favorite things to think about

Of course, he'd have that moment of thinking, Am I really going to do this? as he stares at the armor's modesty plate. Imagining the armor's spike filling him, his panel opens and his array starts dripping, valve cycling down on nothing (for now)

Still pretending it's just morbid curiosity as he commands the armor's spike to extend. Pulling it out and running a hand over the biolights. Maybe he puts his arm up next to it, sees that the spike is bigger than his entire forearm. It just makes him wetter

That final I can stop moment shatters as he slides the spikehead against his dripping slit. His spike is out, he'll need the space, and his anterior node pulses from how charged this has him. Maybe he gives it a mean little pinch to get the lubricant flowing more, slicking up the spike with his own fluids

He's never done something so gauche as fisting himself, but when the spikehead sinks past the first calipers, he imagines that this must be what it feel like. Slowly, steadily, he makes his way down the spike, valve walls yielding to its massive girth

Maybe he's made such a mess by now that his legs slip and he drops a couple inches down on the spike faster than he meant to... Surprised with himself that he doesn't overload on the spot as it slams into his internal nodes

When he's finally sat down completely, do you think his abdominal plating bulges from it? Every caliper cycled out to the max, array so charged he's already trembling on the edge of overload

It would be hot if the spike was so big he couldn't even ride it properly, he has to grab the Magnus armor and pull himself up because his thighs don't have the strength to lift him

Maybe he can't move at all and just has to sit on the spike and grind it into his internal nodes until he overloads... He would feel so depraved, thighs covered in his own fluids, fucking himself with what he thinks of as his own spike...

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Ratchet: the sexy siren in my dreams isn't real and I can't get him pregnant

Drift, the sexy siren in his dreams who he is actively getting pregnant: 🥺🐬👉👈😚🐠🐟

Ratchet when the sexy siren in his dreams starts getting fat with pups: Primus, I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

Drift, getting his fishussy pounded even harder because sirenspelled Ratchet can't hide his pregnancy kink: *satisfied fish noises*

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Going on your last post, Siren Mer Drift Getting knocked up by a land dweller Ratchet is just yes?

You think after so long Drift does eventually tell Ratchet who he is? Maybe it's to late when trying to tell Ratchet he's sparked and it's Ratchets, Ratchet gets saved and Drift is left alone

You think Ratchet would eventually find out if a very heavy and pregnant Siren mer Drift caught in a jet is how the two meet again?

Ooooh let's pick the most dramatic option possible

There's a language barrier going on here, so for the time, Drift is content to have his beloved landdweller only when he's dreaming under the sirenspell... but he starts to consider revealing himself when he realizes he's growing heavy with pups

Unfortunately, he doesn't get the chance, because Ratchet is finally rescued by a passing ship. Driven to at least say goodbye to his love, he tries to sing Ratchet into the water for a moment...

Only to be caught by the crew, because it's a sirenhunting ship

The crew tells Ratchet he must have gotten lucky, the siren was probably playing with its food while he was trapped on the island. Ratchet says nothing, staring at the siren, suddenly sure that he knows it from his heated dreams...

Ratchet is repulsed by the crew's talk of selling it at port. Maybe he's insane for having sympathy for a mech-eating monster, but watching the poor thing whimper and thrash in it's tank pulls at something in his spark... and he begins planing something monumentally stupid

He better hurry up, because Drift is having a terrible time. He's scared, he's hungry, the water is awful, and his pups will be due soon, likely in just a few weeks...

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Ok but battle of the biggest booby: Optimus and megatron are grapple and SOMEONE (cough-megatron-coughcough) catches a latch on Optimus chest and bam, the boobs are unleashed. Megatron is too focused on beating Optimus up to notice right away, but the people fighting around them have definitely noticed.

And then Optimus catches the bottom of megatron chest plate and just flips it right off, now Megatron's bodacious boobies are out and EVERYONE around them has stopped fight, watching their leaders wrestle, and then some how they both get wet (inferno instinctively blasted them both with water when he realized how hot it was) now theyre wet and wrestling, boobs pressed up against each other as they- I think I hauve covid

Sorry I can't give a better answer but. All I can imagine is an anime girl titty physics slap fight

Im fucking crylaughing imagining them try to do their usual noble slugfest but the titties keep slapping and ruining the fuckinf mood,,,

They can't even ignore it and keep punching because neither of them wants to be the dick to do a boob shot first... Megatron tries to go for that flying tackle n instead gets smacked in the face with OP's boobies. It would be such a fucking comedy routine for real

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Please for the love of god give us more megasound thoughts. I was laughing so hard at your last one I was crying I love it

On it boss o7

Imo some peak sexyfunny megasound dynamic is Soundwave being lowkey oblivious to how much he has Megatron's spike on a chain

I think they both would have been crushing for a while before they got together. Now that they're dating, Soundwave is lost in that domestic bliss sauce, but Megatron is 100% aware he just bagged the hot goth bf of his dreams, and he will, under no circumstances, fuck this up

Which actually leads to Soundwave being the kinky, adventurous one at first. As previously mentioned, acts of service are his thing, and he's definitely into playing up the "dating your boss" aspect of this relationship

An average day for Megatron after they start dating: "You want to suck me off while I sit on the throne?" "You want to ride me while you get datawork done?" "You want to put a vibrating spike in your valve and give me the controller?" (He is SO into it)

Megatron occasionally wonders if he's stepped into a dream, or perhaps an alternate universe. Then he takes Soundwave to bed, fingers him open, and fucks him into the berth. As he watches Soundwave’s beautiful face twist in overload, Megatron decides, As long as this never ends, I don't particularly care either way

(One day Soundwave's gonna be like, hey you never suggest anything are you actually down with all this? And Megs will panic and blurt out something like, I wanna fuck you across the table in the middle of a command meeting)

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You think if drift had that crystal Armour, if he got knocked up he'd look stupidly pretty, you think he'd wear something to hide just how much more visible and sensitive he gets while carrying?

100% Rodimus and Ratchet can't keep there hands off him, although neither can the crew, maybe his refineries start leaking from stimulation at the Armour gets stained

...well that's one way to skip the ultrasound 😳

Awww, but why in the world would he want to hide how needy he is while carrying? So much easier to take care of him this way. It's obvious he needs more transfluid when they see his valve drooling lubricant, swollen node and plush valve lips smushed against the inside of his panel

Leaky tiddies... full of energon as they press against the crystal... not enough space for them to grow any bigger so the energon starts to squeeze out. Soon it fills every gap under his chestplate, unbearable pressure on his tits and in his tits. Finally getting his chestplate open and a waterfall of energon spills out...

Maybe the next step is to hook up a breast pump to his refineries. Energon moving through the tubes, glowing through the crystal, as the pumps constantly suckle his nozzles. Trying to go without them just gets him soaked in energon again, but the constant sucking gets him so revved up that he'll be dripping from his modesty panels instead... but really, that's what sires are for, aren't they?

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Going off of your previous most of Cybertrionans with crystal Armour and ya know it kinda got me thinking

So Drift right? What if did had that kind of Armour?(100% it's to seduce Rodimus and Ratchet) along with some nice crystal lingerie

I'd like to think if he does use it 100% it's effective in getting Ratchet into berth, and Drift 100% gets his frame worshipped like a God

Drift in crystal plating... his thighs would sparkle like the most flawless of diamonds 💎✨️

Rodimus is pathetically easy. Drift asks to spar to "test his mobility" in the crystal, by the end of the first round Roddy has his head between glittery legs, swallowing Drift's spike. He spends the rest of the "training session" alternatively worshipping Drift's spike and valve, making extra certain to lick up all the lubricant and transfluid to keep Drift's panels nice and shiny

Drift getting a delicate new set that truly emphasizes his beautiful figure, and of course he should go to a medic to have it professionally installed. He wouldn't want to break anything by doing it himself, after all, so won't Ratchet help?

Of course Ratchet would do it, slowly stripping Drift of the set he's currently wearing, until he's completely bare under Ratchet's hands. Drift shivering as he strokes the thin, delicate wires that so rarely see open air. Just a normal medical procedure, making everything align so it's not pinched by the new armor, Ratchet says, vocalizer strained and fans choking

Ratchet doing his best to ignore the clarity of the crystal, how it leaves wires and energon lines and even Drift's sparkchamber clearly visible through the translucent plate. Very slowly affixing the last pieces, Drift's modesty panels, unable to tear his eyes away from the slits of Drift's valve and sheath, node gently glowing between them

Last plate installed, he looks up to see Drift watching him with a thrilling intensity in his optics. These panels are a bit thin for everyday wear, Ratchet says, words feeling heavy in his vocalizer. I was assured they could handle heavy use, Drift tells him, voice soft as velvet

Would you like to test that?

Aaand now for an abrupt tone shift, the hazards of wearing see-through armor around a medic:

*Ratchet, distracted* "Is that a looped wire?"

"Ahh... huh?"

*judgmentally* "That's going to lead to poor circulation, you know"

"Ah, a bit busy right now, Ratty-"

"No, really. You should get that looked at as soon as possible before it becomes a probl-"

"Ratchet. I am literally riding your spike right now" -_-

*sounds of Rodimus dying from laughter on the other side of the bed*

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I sensed your need for some preggy Deadlock, and i wanna hear your take on it, the dudes a angry meow meow but being sparked has it times ten.

100% Ratchet and Hot Rod got him knocked up, and when they find out there always tryna check in on him, and ofc give him transfluid donations

I want that deception pregnant!!!!!!!

I think he loves and loaths being preggy in equal measure, because the sex feels amazing, but he's horny all the time

Tragically for the deception troops discovering their pregnancy kink, Deadlock is very against finding any new transfluid donors. 'Cons will often see him stalking through barracks with the beginning of his baby bump, frustrated and snarling at any who try to approach. Deadlock is incredibly tempting, with his soft round belly and the audible clicks from overriding his interface panel to stop himself from presenting his valve for the nearest spike

(It's having a negative effect on job efficiency, if you get what I'm saying)

(All the 'cons are shirking their duties to furiously self-service, is what I'm saying)

Tragically for Deadlock, the transfluid he wants is kinda on the opposite side of a war =/

Sneaking into autobot territory is already dangerous, doing so while visibly pregnant takes a special kind of stupid and horny. Unfortunately, the danger might actually be, uh, doing something for him. Primus-damnit, he can and will blame that one on the robot pregnancy hormones

As soon as he gets to the meetingplace and sees Ratchet and Hot Rod waiting, his panels snap open. The gush of lubricant that runs down his thighs gets across his need faster than words ever could

He's swiftly manhandled onto Ratchet's lap, and a spike is finally in his aching valve. He nearly cries from relief as Ratchet holds him by the hips and fucks him with a hard, steady rhythm. He feels Hot Rod soothingly petting his back, feels the head of Hot Rod's spike glide against his slit, impaled by Ratchet. His pleading whines are the closest to begging he'll allow himself to get, but Hot Rod understands him perfectly

Both of their spikes inside him almost relives the craving that haunts him, but the desperate need for transfluid still burns in his array. It's lucky, then, that the sight of Deadlock crying so pretty for them as his valve flexes and tries to draw them in deeper quickly pushes them both over the edge. The feeling of transfluid finally flooding his tank forces Deadlock into a brutal overload, intense enough to knock a few sensory systems offline

He reboots to Ratchet rubbing his node with one hand and the gentle swell of his abdominal plating with the other, while Hot Rod kisses and bites his neck. There's plenty of time before he has to leave, and his two sires are going to spend every astrosecond making sure he leaves satisfied

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Do you think Megatron could ever succeed at making Soundwave’s, a telepath’s, brain turn off for sexy reasons? There’s so much input all the time, could Megatron manage to be The Most input?

Hmmm

Honestly?

I think he should organize an orgy

Unless they decide to fuck in the middle of nowhere, Soundwave is always gonna hear ambient thoughts, ergo, make the ambient thoughts also pleasurable to hear

Megatron turns his full deception MIGHT towards organizing an orgy and creating a guest list that passes the vibe check. I think it he could do it, honestly. Probably only slightly harder than commanding an army

(Starscream barely passes the vibe check, but he spends like half the event at the snack table so it all works out)

When the whole shebang gets into the swing of things, it has the exact effect Megatron was hoping for. Soundwave is trembling in his lap, unbearably charged up just from feeling all the pleasure surrounding him. His panel opens without command, valve and spike dripping as he feels the secondhand sensations of the other orgy-goers reaching overload

Soon, Soundwave is barely able to tell Megatron's touch apart from the onslaught of ghost-sensation. The feeling of different hands on him, in him, spikes in his valve and valves on his spike. Its so incredibly difficult to think through, but if he could, the only way he'd be able to tell apart his own overloads from the ones hes experiencing telepathically would be through a system diagnostic...

So, not quite turning off his brain, but Megatron definitely managed to give him The Most Input :3c

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Crystal lingerie plus public service rodimus pussy tho... maybe more than a few bots come in heat and this then triggers rodimus to go into heat as well. Swerve, the kind and entrepreneurial mech he is, could make fucking rodimus out of his heat a whole event.

He would be so pretty... laid out on a table, thighs shaking and panel leaking, glittery plate beginning to drip with condensation as he tries to vent away the heat that overcomes his frame...

I'm sure the sight is met by a very receptive audience. It seems like everyone's hit their heat or rut at once, and even the crew that's not cycling find themselves affected by the charge in the air...

The opportunity to get their spikes wet by fucking the captain back into functionality is just what the doctor ordered (not actually. Ratchet is busy, winkyface)

And if the captain happens to be wearing his pretty crystal armor, well

Maybe, possibly, it's really fucking hot, that the crew waiting for their turn can watch a spike pound into his valve through his armor, and see the transfluid painting the inside of his tank...

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