#and there's mud wrestling!

[nevervalentines]

and the sage always smells so pretty [read on ao3 here]

Some days, in Switzerland, Ava and Beatrice take a walk.

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The trail curves, narrows, forcing Ava to take a side step closer to Beatrice. Between them, their knuckles brush, and Beatrice doesn’t pull away like she used to.

She’s wearing one of her too-large sweaters, the kind Ava steals back at the apartment, rolling up the sleeves around her wrists, smelling like Beatrice’s cheap corner store shampoo and the detergent the two of them share.

[4.1k words of gratuitous wildflower content, light straddling and mud wrestling the way god intended: nun on nun]

#warrior nun #avatrice #ava silva #fic #my writing #what is my niche if not two girls with crushes on one another lusting and touching and loving one another under the guise of best friendship #its CRUCIAL for the narrative #and there's mud wrestling! #obviously #this was a fun one pls enjoy

[trygod]

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#gay men #gayboy #gaylife #gayart #gayman #gay couple #lgbtq community #gay fun #gay pride #gay love #gay boys #gay sports #gay art #gay country #country gays #country boy #country #mud wrestling #gay #gayguy #gayhot #pale gay #mens butts #boys butts

[bumblingbabooshka]

Voyager should have had an episode where the command trio beat the absolute hell out of each other while blaming each other for being stuck in the delta quadrant as the fever pitch of a rising tension that was building throughout the episode. Like, they're absolutely being pushed to do it by some outside force. Maybe it's a telepathic being - maybe it's that they're stuck in some arena or an alien court or a time loop only the three of them are aware of - no matter the specifics, the sentiment behind their words has to be true and it has to be something they've been keeping back for months, maybe years. That fear and hatred and blame that doesn't really have an actual target because it's not actually rational but 'who's to blame' doesn't have to be capital T true to feel true. If Chakotay hadn't been in the badlands, If Janeway hadn't made that choice, If Tuvok hadn't supported it... "You trapped us here. It's your fault. If you hadn't-! If you hadn't-! If you hadn't-!" are just echoes of "I trapped us here. It's my fault. If I hadn't-! If I hadn't-! If I hadn't-!" Because at the end of the day more than being angry or hateful they're despairing in their own ways. Episode probably has a somber end - they beat whatever it was and it's a victory! They won by working together even after they beat each other half to death! But after the celebration we see them alone in their quarters...silent. Gazing out at the stars, into a candle's flame, at that same family picture before turning away. Because even though they won they're still there in the delta quadrant. Is that really victory?

#fake star trek voyager episodes my beloved #the thought of a time loop wherein the three of them are at times aware of the loop and at times aren't but it's ONLY the three of them is #a separate but interesting thought I had while writing this... #of course the looped time would be 'Caretaker' #st voy #star trek voyager #Chakotay/Janeway/Tuvok #Chakotay #Kathryn Janeway #Tuvok #and yes I think people undervalue the fact that Tuvok agreed with Janeway when she made that decision in 'caretaker' too much #idk enough about the chakotay buzz to know whether or not they also do this with how Chakotay also co-signs the decision once it's made #instead of fighting back against it which he very much COULD have done #I just think the complicated 3 way uneven guilt is more interesting than 'Janeway did it it was 100% her alone' #I love seeing characters devolve...even a starfleet captain and a vulcan can be driven to wrestling in the mud they think they're so above #and maybe it's 'the worst version of themselves' but maybe it's also a release - a relief you just can't get from talking

[saltygilmores]

I could say so many things about this completely bonkers scene straight out of Bonkersville. I decided to rewash it tonight. But two special things stand out to me and I had to gif them. 1) the quickness with which TJ flips that book out of Jess' hand. Like that book does a fucking graceful somersault in the air and 2) the way Milo's Pre-Emo hair flippy-flops when Luke grabs him :)

#milo ventimiglia #gilmore girls #jess mariano #luke danes #tj #this scene is bonkers I tell you #family bonding with uncle and stepfather at the mud wrestling joint #I don't totally hate TJ #I mean if he wants to marry Liz Danes it's his funeral #Tried to see what book he was reading but it was too dim inside the girly joint #the way Luke stands and watches the girlies in the mud with his arms crossed stark serious #I could go on #I'll be swan food by the time I ever get to the end of season 4 in my rewatch

[sergle]

have you ever thought about making a cicadas skirt?

LITERALLY THAT IS SOMETHING I'VE BEEN THINKING ABT!!!!!

#I LOVE CICADAS!!!!! we get lots of them here #so I have lots of live models... #I have a lot of Ideas on my list but i never know which ones should actually be worked on / drafted #also sometimes i'm concerned i'll overlap w an idea that maya or rii or meyoco is also planning #and then we'll all be thrown into a mud pit. and have to wrestle and only the winner will be allowed to use that idea #sergle answers #i think if 1) i sketch it 2) maya is into the idea 3) i win the mudwrestle #it could be a great seasonal design for summer #i'm working on some new designs already that i AM very excited abt but the cicada skirt is still only an item on a list. i haven't made art #for it yet.

[pancrasefighter69]

The ultimate dirty wrestling match:

Outdoors Mud Wrestling. Can't get much dirtier than these mud wrestling matches. Never tried it, but it looks amazing 💪💪💪

#wrestling #wrestlers #mud wrestling #outdoors

[menonlywrestling]

When in doubt...CHOKE HIM OUT

#gay wrestling #beefy muscle #big beefy bears #wrestling singlet #beefy daddy #suffering pro wrestlers #gay bear #pro wrestling #vintage pro wrestling #bloody wrestling #mud wrestling

[dailybrittanysnowpics]

#a little mud wrestling #Brittany snow #Anna Kendrick #kelley jakle #the barden bellas #bts #pitch perfect #love them so

[babybrothershaped]

john left them in texas three weeks ago and they need to make some money

#femchesters #i googled mud wrestling and it said it was a thing in texas so feel free to correct me if im wrong #and i have no idea if people win money at this but im going to pretend they do for the post #femdean #femsam

[vintage-tigre]

#mud wrestling #aesthetic #vintage #eroticism #muddy #festival girl #glastonbury #burning man #style #beauty #commitment

[johnslittlespoon]

i'm soooo like. ?? about the fight scene i'm sorry i'm so stuck on it i have so many thoughts about the episode in general but obv we were all waiting for that scene specifically lol

i genuinely was so convinced the fight was gonna be a diversion and the reason they showed it in last episode's teaser was to get people to be like gasp! the boys are fighting! and then in this episode be like psych it was all part of their plan

but it wasn't?? john was just literally losing it a little bit?? it felt like a call back to the john and curt "i want you to hit me scene", we know john gets self-destructive when he's hurting or upset, he'll do anything to feel something, even sabotaging himself or his relationships/friendships.

so it makes sense but mannn i didn't expect it to be legit. breaks my heart that he seeks comfort or like sanity through violence like that and especially hurts that gale is pushed to swing at him when he's so far from an aggressive person

but they also both didn't seem very affected by it (not that mota ever gives us a ton by way of processing emotions) and i doubt it's something that would affect their friendship deeply; it's obvious that they're both hurting in different ways and i can't see either of them holding it against the other outside of like making jabs at the other for it in the future lol

i'll have more coherent thoughts eventually, i was just so taken aback and it's rly interesting with their dynamic and is gonna produce so much brainrot from me lmfaoo

#also it was so very hot but that's an aside SJGDK #that goes without saying lbr #it was not the wrestling in the mud that i expected #but i ate that shit up regardless #time to deep dive into my google docs for the night #and also get back to some drabble asks hopefully #buck x bucky #buckbucky #johnslittlespoon brainrot

[masked-alien-lesbian]

I love and respect everyone's modern day AU of the blades characters, but Imtura will always be some lovable bisexual (thats usually mistaken for a dyke) redneck from Louisana that drinks beer and wrestles alligators in the swamps on Friday nights to me. ❤️

#choices #pixelberry #playchoices #She easily be able to fix your truck or tractor #Very passionate about football #Like scream at the TV passionate #I hope you like mud #Because you'll be constantly mopping it off #Your floors #But she works hard and gives you the world #And she's really buff #You're happy to be her housewife/husband #I may have finished reading ch 5 #Imtura scene #Where you wrestle with a swamp gator #With her #Bet it's sexy #blades #blades of light and shadow #blades 2 #bolas 2 #imtura tal kaelen #Yall go mud sliding like 3x a week #Jambalaya loving #Shrimp loving #Country music playing in the background

[aroaceleovaldez]

This is a random question, but what do you think the hunters of Artemis would be in a modern au? Like, what job would Thalia and the other girls have, or what would they all study in college?

Depending on AU, like what age groups you're shooting for, I feel like there's a decent number of options you can go for. For them as a cohesive group in aus:

All-girls school

Sorority

Girl scout troop

Rival/sister/neighboring camp to CHB

etc etc.

As for less cohesive group stuff, like jobs or college majors, probably like wildlife/environmental educators, zookeepers, park rangers, wildlife veterinarians, etc. And/or probably studying conservation education, zoology, and similar. Very outdoorsy or generally working with animals, lots of environmental education and conservation work, all that jazz.

Basically the only thing I can picture for Hunters in modern/mundane aus is them all wearing like rubber overalls up to their armpits and wading knee-deep in a swamp catching turtles. Three of them pinning down a gator Steve Irwin-style. Doing those bird of prey shows. All that jazz. Give me the perfect mesh between Thalia being punk as hell but also she gets off of work covered in woodchips and straw and animal poop. That's the vibe.

#pjo #riordanverse #headcanon #headcanons #hunters of artemis #Anonymous #ask #them being a girl scout troop would be extremely funny though too #they just set up selling cookies out front of chb and make BANK #anybody at chb tries to stop them they just end up returning with an armful of cookie boxes like ''...dammit. they got me.'' #but absolutely give me the hunters in a mundane au where theyre like 'we just had to spend 20 minutes getting a deer unstuck from a fence.' #thalia who's constantly a little covered in mud but she embraces it as part of her punk aesthetic and also. she can wrestle snapping turtle #i am suddenly actually really in love with the idea of the hunters all working at a zoo or as wildlife vets/etc #thalia would do bird of prey shows tbh

[lyrebirdswrites]

The evil demon in my head says I’m a terrible horrible no good very bad writer and I MUST NOT let it win. Even if this wip is not knocking anybody’s socks off right now I have to trust it will become good eventually!!! Just keep swimming!! Just keep swimming!!

#writing feels like mud wrestling a crocodile sometimes #chapter 6 is simply not horrifying enough and megumi is too passive UGH #I don’t think it’s a bad chapter per se but it bores me 💀 and it feels aimless #is it only boring bc I’ve read it a million times or would a reader also be bored? #I’m trying to just let it be bad so that I can go back and fix it in the next draft but it’s soooo hard to not be a perfectionist #I know it will come together eventually #nine times out of ten that’s what happens #I just wish knowing what the next right thing is could be a quicker and easier process #anyway. boo hoo I’m an inefficient writer break out the tiny violins #I’ll wake up tomorrow and write some more before we go out for Mother’s Day morning tea #maybe then I will have a breakthrough #or maybe I will keep slowly plodding on day after day bit by bit until I’m close to satisfied #happy Australian Mother’s Day to all your mums btw! #lyrebirds speaks

[june-buggies]

I leave you all alone for 2 seconds.

#📝 #and now everyone is posting about oiled up naked James mud wrestling.

[beaft]

people who put "don't bore me" in their dating profiles are on another level. either you're actively trying to terrify people out of matching with you, or you're a fae queen forcing her suitors to perform various dangerous tasks to prove they're worthy of her hand. either way, no thank you

#no offence but if i had to choose between matching w you and wrestling a boar you can bet i'd be down there in the mud fighting for my life #be shh now