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Catwoman's new sidekick (dc x dp)
This is very loosely inspired by this prompt. Enjoy the blurb:)
Danny didn’t really like guns. Not the ecto-weapons his parents made, but the actual bullet-filled guns. He knew how to use them, as that was what his parents had based themselves off of to create their own ectoplasm-powered version of it, but he didn’t like them. So when he’d found one not only loaded, but with the safety off in his apartment’s garbage bin, he’d plan to take it and go throw it in the river to make sure nobody would get to use it. Danny wasn’t exactly shocked to see it, this was Gotham after all, but it was a bit of a nasty surprise to say the least. It wasn’t like it could really hurt him anymore, it seemed halfas had a sort of built-in instinct for going intangible (which had explained why the Nasty-Burger-explosion-that-never-happened hadn’t affected him despite being taken completely by surprise).
Not to mention he was already in a bad mood at the news that Vlad was in the city right now for some rich guy nonsense, which Danny was 100% sure meant the fruitloop was going to come by to bother him at some point in the next few days.
“Hello, Daniel,” came Vlad’s voice from behind him as if summoned.
“Get away from me, you creep,” Danny answered, not turning around. Instead, he started walking in the opposite direction.
“Is that anyway to talk to your unckie Vlad?” The man said with his smarmy tone. “And I came by such a long way to come see you.”
“You saw me, now you can leave.” Danny didn’t bother turning his head as Vlad caught up so they were walking side by side.
The billionaire tsked as he looked around. “It’s such a shame you live in such a poor neighbourhood. You know the offer to pay for your tuition is still open.”
“Not in a million years,” Danny answered dryly.
“You’re just as stubborn as my dear Madeleine used to be,” Vlad sighed and Danny felt the disgust twist his features into a grimace.
“Still being a creepy disgusting old loner, Vlad?” Danny snarked. “How many cats are you on, number 5?”
There was flash of anger in the older man’s eye before he smirked. “And how is dear Danielle these days, it’s been so long since she came by. I think she’ll be due for another meltdown soon.”
On impulse, Danny raised the gun, knowing full well the man would go intangible faster than any bullet and pointed it at Vlad. “Don’t you dare touch her.”
“Oh please, Daniel,” Vlad scoffed. “What are you going to do, shoot me?”
“Maybe,” Danny retorted.
“It wouldn’t change anything,” Vlad dismissed.
“Might make me feel better,” Danny said even as he lowered the gun a bit, knowing it wouldn’t do anything.
Vlad knew this just as well, and he sneered before turning his back to Danny and walking away with a parting shot. “I always get what I want, Daniel. Whether it’s through you or her.”
The gun that Danny had lowered slightly now came back up. He was so tempted to empty the stupid thing at Vlad, no matter if it would all pass through him. Before he could do anything though, a voice from above sounded.
“He’s not worth it, kid.”
Danny looked up to find the masked face of Catwoman peering down on him.
“He deserves worse than this,” Danny said, mind still on the temptation of shooting at Vlad’s intangible back. This was a deserted part of the city, it wasn’t like it would hurt anyone else.
“I promise there are better ways to make him pay,” Catwoman answered.
Danny scoffed bitterly. “Vlad’s so rich, he can pay off anyone and cover up any scandal I could think of.” And if money didn’t work, there was always straight-up overshadowing innocent bystanders.
The masked woman hesitated for a while before she called down determinately. “Look, get rid of the gun, and I promise I’ll help you make him pay.”
“Really?” Danny wasn’t too sure what that entailed but anything that would hinder Vlad was a go for him. “You promise?”
“I do,” she stated with conviction. “But you have to lose the gun.”
“Yeah, ok,” Danny said. He was going to do it anyways, but if she wanted it gone even faster, Danny wasn’t going to argue.
Selina watched as her new sidekick dropped off the gun into the river. It fell in with a splash that had something in her curling comfortably. Maybe Bruce was really rubbing off on her if she was picking up strays
But, Selina had a good feeling about this. Talking a kid out of murder had been how Batman had gotten his first Robin, after all.
Part 2
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ohshinytrinketsmine · 4 months
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Bonus: Tharn: wtf did I dream of... why is it sorta hot... oh i am hard... how a i gonna look that evil jellyfish in the eye... *immediately goes to check on said evil jellyfish to find out if something really did happen that night and he fell asleep afterwards*
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What was I dreaming? a
The Sign ep 4
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frostbite-the-bat · 3 months
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society if literally 80% of rw fandom and especially rw analysis youtubers (who are great, EXCEPT) stopped calling gourmand heckin' chonker chubby diabetic ginormous whatever and paid more mind to their whole character and not just the fact that they're fat
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enbnuuynoises · 6 months
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Raephyn - They/Them
Free the muscles
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averaillisa · 1 year
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coffins & flowers 💐⚰️
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spoopyandtired · 11 months
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JSE discord came up with a flowershop!AU Anti with Hanahaki disease and I drew himb because now my brain is rotting for good!Anti
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ask-team-misfit · 17 days
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[ in response to this ; @umbreonlatias ]
Lief: "In that case, you got yourself a trade~."
He eagerly pulled out a chesto berry to hand to Lola, before picking up a single pretzel out of the container.
He examined it with a sniff before promptly plopping it into his mouth.
Lief: "Ok, these ones are kinda familiar. I've usually seen 'em made bigger at home, and without that creamy stuff on it."
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[ ID: A grayscale drawing of Lief, a hybrid of Sylveon and Ribombee, with a mono-color background. He is shown from the neck up, with his face slightly angled away from the viewer towards the left. He looks fairly casual, or otherwise relaxed. A cheeky smile, reminiscent of the ":3" emoticon, is present on his face. In addition, his mouth is open. End ID ]
Lief: "And speaking of foodstuffs. I better cut this short, eh? Between you and me; you may wanna ease up on the chit-chat in case you encounter a Pokemon much less nice about it than me. You know how it is... I think."
He started to walk off, though not before ensuring the chesto berry was within Lola's posession; then he slowed to snatch a pawful of pretzels from the container, rushing off after.
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kurushimiangel · 20 days
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act cringe around me if u want idc ^_^
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eternalvanitas · 1 month
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rly rly love my friends i swear i do but like can they please please stop treating cults like a fun quirky thing to throw at an oc
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tricitymonsters · 3 months
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*Scrubs catnip onto my own skin like some expensive perfume.
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mori after smearing his face all over you for 15 solid minutes
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shirubiaowo · 5 months
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Hello there, thank you for being nice to Auburn! It's really nice to know she has irl people to hang out with!
Yes!!! I love auburn very much i actually missed her when we left for thanksgiving break ;-;
Auburn has so many people to hang out with we are in a friend group in college <3
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sirenium · 5 months
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'Misandrist' fuckers when they do absolutely nothing to help further equality for women, but at least they can seethe in a corner about men simply existing (but not trans men!!! They're exempt cuz they're uwu babies!!!): lol I'm so quirky guys x3 I'm such a feminist uwu
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tonya-the-chicken · 1 year
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God, I kind of wish there were more fandom stuff where Dabi/Touya was openly unapologetically mean and fucked up. Manipulative, self-obsessed, and unempathetic, stuck at the age of 13 and never growing up. These are the traits that make him an interesting character not him being a "good older brother" or "fighter of hero corruption" because our boy is neither. He makes AFO scared by the sheer chaos of his behavior the hell you are talking about. This dude is a walking personality disorder. I want to put him into a container with ants
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opens-up-4-nobody · 5 months
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#ok. this is the fucking bullshit thing abt grad school. u go to fucking grad school bc u r a fucking tryhard nerd freak#who is either naturally very smart or ur so fucking anxious u r incapable of allowing urself to get a bad grad#and then u go to fucking grad school and everyone's like: man fuck ur classes. if youre getting streight As then u aren't focusing on ur#research. and theyre right. but u still cant fucking let go of the idea that if u get a bad grad the world is gonna fucking end and u r a#bad person. u didnt try hard enough. all this to say i have a final project that i put way too much energy into and not even in a good way#i would just open the document. start sobbing. and then close it and spiral abt how i didn't want to work on it. so its bullshit#i mean. its a good project idea ans i probably sound like i kno wtf im talking abt bc i do. i worked on that topic for 4 years but like#i could make it wayyyyy better. its bullshit. i didnt even number the citations to give more page space. i made section headers. i didnt#wrap text. i could add like 4 more lines of text if i wanted but i think im not gotta bc fuck it. ugh. i dont even. i fucking avoide#stochastic stuff altogether which i kno im gonna have to fight abt but like fuck it who cares abt randomness. i just wanna focus on the#predictably aspect of community composition. fuck u. i shouldnt have picked this topic. i mean. i had to bc its like the one microbe thing#i could do but its also like the exact topic that makes me wanna rip my hair out and start screaming. like jesus christ who tf cares? ugh.#i think id give myself a B if it was an undergrad class. but the standard is higher in an all grad class. ugh. i hate this. i should just#send it abd be done. i dont even kno when its due tomorrow. before class i guess. idk i felt like garbage today. fucking vertigo bby. i feel#ok now tho. so maybe the allergic reacting is over???? fingers r still arthritisy tho. jesus. im falling apart#ive got a pretty good sounding excuse for being lazy tho: owo i had an allergic reaction to my antidepressants 🥳 but nah no excuses we run#this body into the ground. like the good old days.#unrelated
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ragnarokhound · 5 months
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"reading under the red hood and it's pretty good i think" - jason todd fan who has only seen the cartoon adaptation of under the red hood
#getting my hands on the comic for utrh is cracking my entire brain open about werewolf fic like you don't understand#the cartoon movie was pretty tight but the comic is more robust. and yall the themes for werewolf fic...they're all coming together#now if only i could write the girls fighting FR I'M TOO SOFT YOU GUYS OTL#i'm just feeling insane over the first confrontation with bruce and how Jason tells him that 'gotham is evil'#and 'you have to fight her where she lives' and 'i live there' LIKE#it's only fueling my crazed impression that the end to Jason's philosophy has only two ends#when he's done what he's set out to do and rid the world of evil by cutting it out (which is futile; blind and toothless etc but details)#either: he changes his philosophy and becomes the very type of villain he hates or he dies himself. because he also deserves death#'i live there' ARE YOU KIDDING ME???#sorry if this is Not News to people or if Jason has had some serious growth vis a vis this entire mindset but like.#I'M INSANE ABOUT IT. I'M CHEWING ON IT FOREVER#and bruce is the wrong person to try to sway Jason off this path. theres way too much baggage too much history too many complicated feeling#but...tim...? >.>#tim i think has enough 'this is not my philosophy this is company policy and i'm the worlds okayest employee' energy to eventually do it#like obviously stuff would need to Happen for it to be possible lol but you guys. this is what made jaytim so tasty to me in the first plac#tim being capable of meeting jason halfway like bruce can't; tim being able to hold the conversation with jason without it collapsing#tim having rebuttals to jason's arguments that might actually get somewhere with him eventually...#i'm not saying it would be fast or easy or even make sense in canon lmao but think there's a lot of fic potential there owo#like tim's vicious streak is something jason would appreciate. :3c#local jaytim fic author rambles about jaytim in the tags once again more at eleven lol anyway#jason todd#dc
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megustacat · 1 year
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Meet Macy, the Ambitious Rebell.  Who of Eridia’s monstrous strangers could bear with this package of energy and stubborness? Growing up in the streets kept Macy on her feet, her eyes sharp and wit even sharper.  “Oh come on, at least give me a challenge.” Finally I am done. I finally finished my girl! <3  After two long weeks I finally finished her. She is definitely not the best result, but since she is my first ever OC I was able to visualize I am super proud to present her to you!  I had so much fun creating her (even though I liked the “full” character a little more than the chibi, I feel like I might not have an own style yet but chibis are definitely not up there for me lol).  A close friend of mine coached me super well and I am very happy with the result. I hope you’ll like her as well! <3 Relationship chart template by @karokawwo ! <3 
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