#and the best part

[sooshki]

Oh boy I'm gonna make a character who has a shotgun >Gives him an alof shotgun

>Gives him an alof shotgun

>Gives him an alof shotgu-

#And the best part #I didn't know it was called an alof

[tamaruaart]

I like how Nero saw Rome and said:

hmmmmmm no me no like burn burn

#history #incorrect history #emperor nero #ancient rome #rome #roman empire #roman history #and then the city caught on fire #Some stories even say he burned it himself-- #And the best part #He didn't mean to do it #-- to the WHOLE city- #nero #roman memes

[sga-owns-my-soul]

oh my god i made chilli for dinner and i had to improvise on the spices and it turned out SO GOOD and i'm so PROUD of myself AHHHHH

#guys you don't understand #i'm such a bad cook #and i was so scared it wasn't gonna be good #it was so watery #i had it simmering on low for like. 25 minutes #it was only supposed to cook for 20 lmao #but it's SO good it's so flavourful #the meat is so tender and juicy #oh my god i actually wanna cry #i made mashed potatoes from scratch too #i'm so so so proud of myself holy shit #my family is ignoring me so i'm screaming about it here #you guys can ignore me too i just #wanna scream #im so proud of myself #and the best part #is my partner loves it #he's so happy i made him dinner and he said he 'fucks with this chilli' #anyways im gonna cry about chilli #ignore this #personal rambles #not stargate #cooking

[shostakobitchh]

hey y’all

just wanted to give a little update: my husband and I are in the process of moving. this kind of all happened yesterday: we toured a building and fell in love with it and basically signed all the paperwork. we move out next week.

the house we’re currently in (it’s a 2 family, we live on the second floor) has had its - well - VERY large share of issues. it’s ancient, it’s in disrepair, there’s structural issues, and the guy who was living below us was a nightmare. we stayed because rent was cheap and a 5 minute commute for both of us.

the latest issue that has been causing me a fuckton of stress is that there’s some animal in the walls. our landlord, as you can imagine, could give less of a fuck. he’s like 92 and lives in Boca Raton. we’ve been here 3 years and have met him once. he told us last may he’s been planning on selling once we leave but basically gave us until whenever to do so. we tried to stick it out until summer since I’ll be off but yeah, we needed to get the fuck out of here.

i am off this week for winter break but I am now in full blown panic mode. I need to pack; i need to throw out a ton of stuff; i need to order new furniture. i am basically a vibrating ball of nerves.

my plan was to write this week and I’ll see if I can calm down enough to make that happen but I genuinely don’t know LOL - we’ve entered a new headspace until we move in so we might be looking at a march update. ever since our critter friend decided to join us I haven’t been able to write because he makes noise and is SUPER distracting.

i will try and post a little sneak peek later; i have about 1k of chapter 57 done but that’s it.

anyway, fuck landlords, fuck renting the housing market, but not my beautiful new apartment!!!!!!

#sam speaks #update #to give context my new building has a GOLFING SIMULATOR #AND A GYM AND POOL #AND THE BEST PART #A WASHER AND DRYER #NO MORE LAUNDROMATTTTTTT

[yohankang]

spent 12 hours at work today and tomorrow is gonna be the same.... got a call about a new job but it only made my day worse

#my father asked around and a friend of a friend told him they're hiring #but it's a big corporation and i can't even function in a company that hires 200 people #AND THE BEST PART #they want someone who can speak italian!!!! #like.... technically i have thr certificate they need #realistically??? no way #and now i will be wasting my time and going to this interview knowing i'm not fit for this job.... #now when i spend 12 hours per day at work and have 16383 upcoming exams and other shit i need to worry about #totally needed another source of stress #like god. i'm really not doing well. #i don't even remember when was the last time i got through a day without crying or feeling like i'm having a heart attack #k.txt #dl

[sri-rachaa]

oh wait I have an exam today i need to do dont i

#listen exams that are taken remotely feel totally different from typical traditional exams #like yes it requires webcam which means I will be basically proctored in a sense #but…im at Home #in sweatpants #AND THE BEST PART #I CAN TALK MYSELF THRU EACH PROBLEM #like i can be as talkative and loud as I want #which is INCREDIBLY helpful because sometimes #you just need to talk thru a problem for it to make sense #…im going a tangent #exam #today #when I get home #yes #right #need to do that

[movietimegirl]

Do you guys remember that most of us thought he would kill Din in the final? Memories would be whipped by a mind flayer? His helmet would be forced off? Tortured? Wouldn't get rescued until S4 or Ahsoka?

Those were good times, Am I right? 🙃

#I am SO happy none of these came true #Most of the fandom had these in their head for a week! #Those were dark times #Then Grogu came in swinging #He didn't even make it to brifing room #And of course everybody in that ep lived! #Rip Paz #and the best part #Din finally adoptes Grogu! #And have nice house they can live happily #Leaving their story open for more #it's what they deserve #After what they been through #the mandalorian #din djarin #grogu #grogu djarin #Din grogu #star wars #disney plus #disney+ #mandalorian

[unknownspecies]

catfight in server rn

#its so funny because its the two sweetest people ever #its like watching two adorable kittens with no claws have at it #squeaky voices yelling at each other #AND THE BEST PART #none of them are using all caps 🥺 #doesnt help that one of them DOES have a squeaky voice #cough cough peri #the unknown talks

[zeawesomebirdie]

Guess who's about to buy his first work hats >:)

#im helping my dad with the fire for a cornroast #and the sun is low key killing me lmao #im too autistic for sunscreen (alas) #but hats and long sleeves i can do easy #and the best part #is that work hats look like cowboy hats #esp the winter wool felt ones >:) #guess whos about to become the faggy cowboy of his own dreams >:)c #(stay tuned later for the ritualistic burning of my ex-bra btw) #(thatll be tonight) #(after the corn has been roasted) #>:)))

[lil-artist-blog-fandoms-ocs]

Never have I ever thought that buying a new dress would make me the happiest person in the world

#mun talks #IT'S A WITCHES DRESS #IT'S BLACK AND REACHES THE FLOOR AND IT'S NOT SEE THROUGH #I LOOK LIKE I'M ABOUT TO CAST A SPELL ON YOUR LITTLE ASS #I SHARE A VIBE WITH SEVERUS SNAPE OR SOME SHIT #AND THE BEST PART #I CAN WEAR IT TO WORK CUZ IT'S TECHNICALLY NOT AGAINST THE DRESS CODE

[sunoksunny]

oh my god dark chocolate with sea salt is the most spectacular thing ive ever eaten i am going to worship whoever made this omg🧎

#— sunny is speaking ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙ #no but if youve never had dark chocolate w sea salt #u are SEVERELY missing out #go get some right now #AND THE BEST PART #(besides how good it is) #its healthier for you than regular chocolate! while still tasting good!! #dark chocolate supremacy

[bloop-booop]

Now who the fried fucking nuggets are you and what did u do to Paimon!?

#and the best part #was this happened at around 12am #paimon #genshin impact #cursed #cursed genshin impact

[warcats-cat]

Can we talk for a second about how absolutely wild it is that there are some (rich) people who are just *offended* by the idea of a poor person experiencing joy?????

I work at a really high end clothing store (I'm in the coffee shop, so I already get looked down on by these people because I have a black tee shirt and apron on that are both covered in milk), and right now we are having our big anniversary sale, so they hired a DJ to like play music and hype people up.

I have to walk upstairs to get some supplies, and I have a bad knee rn so I use the escalator in the store instead of the hidden stairwell. A lot of the baristas use the escalator.

Anyway. The DJ is playing a song I really like; generic radio pop that has the bass way boosted, but it still is fun???? So as I'm walking to the escalator I'm bouncing a little, dancing a little. Nothing big or disruptive.

But I get on the escalator and I had no less than seven rich old white people giving me the dirtiest looks. God forbid I serve coffee and actually enjoy my job.

God forbid poor people find joy in their lives.

#warcats rants #warcats angry #like smh #i couldnt buy these shirts unless i saved two paychecks #yall dont even tip me #stay in your own lane #these damn rich people #and the best part #i was going upstairs to get a cookie #for a customer #because we were out of the one she wanted #but the restaurant upstairs had one left #so i was providing above and beyond servece like management wants #she was nice at least #just >.>

[haroldhighballjordan]

sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’ #and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’ #it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

[probablybadrpgideas]

Circle of protection against capitalism

#rpg #roleplaying games #D&D #fantasy #spell idea #the best part is when you post it it doubles as “summon discourse”

[mo-mode]

Grover: Oh, you like war? Me too! My favorite part is *commits psychological warfare*

#love him #best part of the episode #also when Percy said it’s okay but I’m still crying over that #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #grover underwood #pjo tv show #percy jackson tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackson the lightning thief #pjo series