reader having a nosebleed hanging out with billy and billy tries to help while trying to hide the fact that he is so incredibly turned on at the sight
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i live with my mum still at 20 bcs we usually have a great relationship, and bcs im unemployed and a disappointment.
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boob windows...robo boob...
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how come cute boys just exIST and im not allowed to tiCKLE themMMMmmMmM
liek
how dare they be so darn cute and not just bE tickled all day liKE sIR
so rude smh
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need someone to kiss me or stab me
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I need a personal cumslut who wants facials, loves to swallow, and loves to be creampied in all holes.
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This lobster suit and I have beef I stg
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This is so completely random but who cares
Mdni.
Imagine you go on a date with bf katsuki and yk you look all cute and have makeup on, that makeup including one of those plumping lip glosses that kinda burn your lips and shit. That lip gloss you reapply a few times throughout the night.
Fast forward to the end of the night and you end up back to the house and things get frisky and next thing you know you’re on your knees for katsuki. Things progress and you’re kissing at his tip about to descend onto his thick cock. Before you can though you here katsuki hiss and curse.
“Shit-ow“
You pull back and look up at him all worried. Katsuki has a confused and twisted look on his face.
“What’s wrong baby?” You ask him all concerned
“I don’t know, shits starting to burn. And not in a good way.” He answers you, hissing again looking down at his dick.
You tip your head to the side, confused as to what the hell he was talking about. What could possibly be making his-
Then it clicks.
You look up at him, mouth wide open. You quickly look get up off your knees and run over to your purse, digging through it like a maniac. All while you’re struggling katsuki is staring at you with a painful but confused look.
Once you found what you were looking for, you stumble back over to him. You hand him your lipgloss with an apologetic look on your face.
“I forgot I wore this tonight…” you chuckle out nervously while katsuki reads the label. Katsuki takes a few seconds before he looks up at you with an unreadable face.
“Oh you’re dead princess.”
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✨The Sherlock Holmes Museum✨
221B Baker Street, London
hi turtles! here it comes: the photo post to the sherlock holmes museum. i'll include my favorite pictures & the information i could actually keep in my silly brain (probably none). i'll number the pictures, so you can keep track.
please keep in mind that the place was pretty crowded and i couldn't take pictures of everything in perfect quality/from the perfect perspective.
the entrance (1) looks like this:
i especially loved the little blue sign (2) above and the "policeman" (3) dressed in a victorian policeman outfit - with a sherlock holmes tie 🥹 (i didn't get a picture of that, i thought it'd be weird to take a picture of him)
the living room (4).
there were two comfy looking armchairs, a fireplace (sadly without billy the skull 😔), and in the right corner you see the chemistry set of Holmes. with the violin right next to it.
in general, they tried to create the rooms exactly how Sir Arthur Conan Doyle described them in his books. it was described as small but with two big windows to the west side (was it west?? i can't remember...).
on the left you can see the desk (5), which i think was used by both: Holmes and Watson (not 100% sure about that tho). on the right you see what was hung up on the walls (6) (the guns lol).
on the opposite wall of the fireplace, you see the shooting marks (7), made by Holmes: the intials "VR" stand for "Victoria Regina" (= Queen Victoria) (Holmes' way to say "long live the queen" i guess? this man was fun when bored...)
and i took a picture of the "The Times" page (8) which laid on the desk because... apparently! i was in the musuem on the day Holmes and Watson moved in together (*johnlock heart explodes a little bit*) and you can see the date somewhere on there... (i found it. but i think she lied to us... imo it says july the 5th and i was there on august the 27th (*dramatic voice* UNbelievable! *excessive eye-roll*) (okay maybe i misunderstood her??? idk))
let's move on to Sherlock Holmes' bedroom.
on the bed were laying two boxes (9). one was with... idk random Holmes-stuff (honestly can't remember what she said to that...) and the second was with the iconic deerstalker inside. funfact about the deerstalker: ACD never mentioned this to be a signature feature of our beloved detective. this only became a thing later on. some dude, whose name i can't remember (i warned you about my silly brain), just decided he'll use that in a film production, because it would be much more accessible for the common folk. deerstalkers were mainly used by hunters and the working class. because Sherlock Holmes, who lived in a rather wealthy neighborhood, was a man of the upper class, he would have worn a different kind of hat (10).
this post is part 1 of a series, because apparently you can't upload more than 10 pictures per post (🙄🙄🙄). links for the next parts will be included once all have been uploaded.
-> part 2
-> part 3
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gonna participate in this year's nanowrimo despite being a notorious procrastinator who never manages more than 300 words a day, wish me luck
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vox head cannon >
i don't know who's post it was i saw, but someone did an art of val and vox arguing and val complaining about vox's screen hurting his eyes
personally i believe it doesn't aid in his poor eyesight, but it has inspired some head cannons
-vox is extremely insecure of his screen's light after this. whenever he's sad or in a quiet mood he turns his brightness down and dulls his screen. late at night or early in the morning he tries to be considerate at the least
-when in a sad mood though, to cheer him up, val will ask him to see his "pretty light" because he one, is a moth, and two, doesn't want to see the other so upset
-velvette thinks its fucking disgusting
also it may be ooc but oh well lmfao
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istfg i didnt even know what this show was a week ago and now i have silly little drawings of scully and mulder in my journal
me rn:
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bro why do guys tickle each other so much 💀💀💀
usually I wouldn’t mind but like bro I’m in public and i blush easily
it does give ideas for drawings tho so there’s something
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not me wanting to cry after being so horny all day lol
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