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fortunately i have only ever heard about this in passing but the idea of people criticizing fics for not being exactly what they want them to be is so funny to me. like with all due respect good sirs [gn] this is not the bespoke zone. nobody is measuring you for this suit. it is off the rack. if it's a good fit then enjoy, if it isn't well then that is a you problem. go get a different suit.

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It’s always “oh god it’s an abomination” and “kill the beast!” and never did you have fun turning into a monstrosity? Was it sexy to break free from the last vestiges of your humanity and turned red-clawed and bloody upon the helpless m—

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Inspired by the brief period of time I thought I was polyamorous because I felt the same way about my boyfriend as I did my best friends and I hadn't clocked yet that all of those feelings were platonic

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A developer just explained why Link cries out whenever he puts on a transformation mask.

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*reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul is at peace

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some of you are dangerously susceptible to men hating terf ideology

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batsy kiss

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love that there's no translate button on tumblr. don't know the language? you can't sit with us. keep scrolling slut.

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this might be insensitive but I really envy transmascs as a transfem, it seems so easy for transmascs to pass since the effects of testosterone are permanent for transfemmes and it sucks how my voice will be deep forever and i feel so ugly

the thing is, the effects of estrogen are permanent for us, too. i will always have boobs unless i get them surgically removed. i will always be 5’3. I will always have wide hips. etc. these are the things that make *me* feel ugly, and like I will forever be seen as a freak. it is absolutely not easier for trans men to pass, i literally have facial hair and I do not pass. people who have been on testosterone for years sometimes don’t pass. but heres the thing that is true for the both of us: we can and will find happiness, love and acceptance. And, we can both do things, including HRT, to transform our bodies into something we love. if it really seems that much easier on our side, im sorry to say you just dont know that many people on testosterone. its as simple as that. So please, focus on what you can do to make yourself happier, I know trans women who have transitioned so gracefully, it isnt an impossibility in the slightest. I know you are hurting, but it is possible.

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Fellas, is it gay to adopt a child when you're missing your ex?

OK, wait, hear me out. If it is gay, then is it a problem?

What if you dress that child in your ex's clothes? What about calling that child by your ex's nickname?

What if you finally admit what you've done to your ex and then kick your ex out after the confession because you can't stand vulnerability?

What if you accuse your ex of actually being jealous of the new child?

Will that fix it? Will that bring him back?

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

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i only have sex when it allows me to further engage with the text in a nuanced and complex manner

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were golden age bruce and dick sharing a bed? technically no. but were their individual beds pushed up next to each other? you betcha

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Every single sweet, romantic Incorrect Coldflash Quote is immediately ten times funnier when you imagine Mick or Cisco on the other end of the comms having to listen to these two idiots.

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idea: GNK droid dressed up as a juice box