Because once you've got one scar on your face or heart, it's only a matter of time before someone gives you another and another, until a day doesn't go by when you aren't being bashed senseless, nor a town that you haven't been run out of, and you get to be such a goddamn mess that finally it doesn't feel right unless you're getting the Christ beaten out of you- and within a year of that first damning fall, those first down-bourne fists, your first run out, you wind up with the flies buzzing around your eyes, back at the same place, same town, deader than when you left- bobbing around in the swill- a dirty dead beat whore in a roadside ditch.
And the Ass Saw the Angel - Nick Cave
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Oh, my love. My favorite. It's nice to meet you again after so long.
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What goes on up there? What measures the affliction? What weighs the iron? Is it a chance system? A roulette wheel? Is that where the die got its name? Or is there a pattern? Something invented ante-creation, something seasonal, something astrological? Why was the diluvian technique employed in the first recorded wholesale extermination? Was God taking a bath? Ah'm asking you. Or was there first the system and then the creation? Is the system mathematical? Is it numerical? Or maybe alphabetical? 'Today is 'P' day - widespread Pestilence, some Pogroms, a variety of Plagues, a Purge and a Prickly Pear...'
And the ass saw the angel, by Nick Cave
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"No, Mother, I'm not drowning in my robe. Yes Mother, this is as long as it's intended.
My dearest, beloved Mother how dare you call your darling son small."
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can we take just a sec to talk about how weird Nina & Maggie are
they literally saw Aziraphale take off his fucking halo and throw it at some horribly deformed kidnappers (which made them explode and disappear) and the next morning they decide to give his goth lover a talking to and call him "Mister Fell"
what does it take for you to understand that he is not human
reminds me of that moment in s1 where Crowley drives up to a man in his burning car to ask for directions and the man just pretends it's not real or a practical joke, like ??? are we humans really that daft
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Rap Battles of the Bizarre
Here's a remake of my old Weird Rap Battles post I made a while ago.
RAP BATTLES
Anna Nishikinomya Vs. Patrick Bateman (Shimoneta Vs. American Psycho)
Jigsaw Vs. Monokuma (Saw Vs. Danganronpa)
Junko Enoshima Vs. Handsome Jack (Danganronpa Vs. Borderlands)
Angel Gabby Vs. The Intruder (Angel Hare Vs. The Madela Catalogue)
Nicole Vs. Micheal Afton (Class of 09’ Vs. FNAF)
SMG4 Vs. CG5
Satou Matsuzaka Vs. Arthur Hasting (Happy Sugar Life. Vs. We Happy Few)
Natsuki Subaru Vs. Colt Vahn (Re: Zero Vs. Deathloop)
Michael J. Caboose Vs. Serial Designation N (Red vs. Blue Vs. Murder Drones)
Leonard Church AKA. Alpha Vs. Ruby Rose (Red vs. Blue Vs. RWBY)
Rainbow Dash Vs. The Scout (MLP Vs. TF2)
Phone Guy Vs. Wally Darling (FNAF Vs. Welcome Home)
The Riddler Vs. Light Yagami (DC Vs. Death Note)
Meat Canyon Vs. Junji Ito
Green Goblin Vs. Goblin Slayer (Marvel Comics Vs Goblin Slayer)
Jacket Vs. The Punisher (Hotline Miami Vs. Marvel Comics)
Hannibal Lecter Vs. Karin (Silence of the Lambs Vs. Cooking Companions)
Alastor Vs. Rias Gremory (Hazbin Hotel Vs. High School DxD)
Celestia Vs. Ra (MLP Vs. Egyptian Mythology)
MAD Vs. Robot Chicken
Mr. Burns Vs. Mr. Beast (The Simpsons Vs. Youtube)
James Gunn Vs. Vivziepop
Trevor Henderson Vs. Okayado
Himiko Toga Vs. The Spy (BNHA Vs. TF2)
Barbie Vs. Emmett (The Barbie Movie Vs. The Lego Movie)
The Ghostbusters Vs. Mystery Inc. (Ghostbusters Vs. Scooby-Doo)
Adam Vs. Adam (Hazbin Hotel Vs. Record of Ragnarok)
Red Hood Vs. Alucard (DC Comics Vs. Hellsing)
Asia Argento Vs. The Medic (High School DxD Vs. Team Fortress 2)
Loud Forger Vs. Austin Powers (Spy X Family Vs. Austin Powers)
Issei Hyoudou Vs. Henry Stein (High School DxD Vs. Bendy)
Donald Trump Vs. Kokichi Oma (Real Life Vs. Danganronpa)
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