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I’m so bored rn I need a violent delight with a violent end

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[shaking myself by the shoulders] i will get better. i will continue. i have no goddamn choice

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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If I ever respond to you w just a heart emoji it’s not meant to be dismissive. I’m bumping my shoulder against yours bc I like you. I am blinking slowly at you like a cat.

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thinking about the prophets as god’s body count

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The best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone, I think

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#so fucking obsessed #truly #no thoughts #only #good luck babe 🎵🎵🎵

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no churn vanilla w/passion fruit curd and coconut streusel.

#if i had a dick it wouldve twitched #look at it #🥵🥵🥵

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ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

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"he can do no wrong" well actually i think he did a lot of wrong things, and that's specifically what attracted me to him in the first place

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new uquiz omg. what kind of warmth are you? been working on this forever pls take it <3

#UM #whhhhyyy did this quiz just decide to hurt my fucking feelings lol #i am both touched and annoyed that i kind of want to take this to heart #😭😭😂

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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

#*laughs in slipped disc*