#and that anon made me laugh

[nerves-nebula]

i love to see people who are like "you can talk about csa but not around minors that's gross!" like idk how to tell you this but. who do you think is getting csa'd. i'll give you a hint: the first letter in csa does not stand for "adult"

#nnstuff #was browsing the tmnt competition cuz i havent paid attention to it much #and that anon made me laugh #that anon was prolly a kid too but like still. its funny. i dont blame them for thinking that #i just think its funny is all #anyway good on the mod for being very level headed about stuff #they're doing a good job and i'm proud of them even if it's not how i'd handle things- cuz i am an adult who is used to talking about CSA #and they're a kid who is clearly uncomfortable with it and definitely could've responded way worse than they did #csa tw

[badlydrawnronpa]

I MISSED MY SHOT

PLEASE ANYTHING WITH LUPIN III IM BEGGING YOU!

🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️🧎‍♂️

THIS IS A DANGANRONPA BLOG?

#admin post #I'M SORRY THIS MAD EME LAUGH OUT LOUD. THE CAPD. THE EMOJIS #SIR THIS IS A DENNYS #ty for this anon you made me smile

[teshamerkel]

Nia, noticing Tobias is once again sad/upset: "need a hug?"

Tobias, desperately touch starved and very much wanting a hug, still trying to keep up his non-existent reputation: *blushing* "What? No, disgusting,"

Pretty much. 😂

#this ask made me laugh #very on point #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd #charmander #riolu #pmd seekers of soul #pokemon #anon #ask #tesha draws #tesh talks #nia and tobias

[emberglowfox]

Also love how u draw teba. Like to think he could give relationship advice to Sidon and yoga too, while link is hanging with tulin!

YEAHHH TEBA i think hes fun

#teba #sidon #yona #totk #loz #my art #tfw you travel across the continent to the freezing tundra just to get a shovel talk #sidlinkona implied in the last one obv #also i know its a typo but yoga made me laugh. siding and yoga #my fave fish #ask #anon #also it is basically completely random whether or not i reply to an ask w art no hard feelings 2 anyone i promise

[basketobread]

How does Lunara feel about... Lolth

not good lol

#i took a quick break from comms just to doodle this #it made me laugh cuz i was literally just talking abt this with simon the other day #shout out to him btw i think hes the only one that knows the lunara lore rn lol #you can barely even tell whats goin on here but #WHATEVER!!!! #also shout out again to simon cuz he informed me about a certain little fact and it worked perfectly with lunaras lore #lunaras life is in SHAMBLES rn #also lunara is from menzo so you can imagine how she feels about lolth now that shes a selunite #ANYWAYS #back to comms... BYE BYE!!!! and also thank u anon for this question huehue #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #bg3 tav #bg3 oc #baldur's gate oc #lunara posting #bob the artist #ask bob #lunara lore

[u3pxx]

my only criticism of your swap omens designs is that aziraphale lost his gay little bowtie 😔

[bad omens] that's a very good point, anon, but don't worry! a crow demon can have a minor outfit change every now and then! >:^P

#good omens #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #den's bad omens #demon aziraphale #good omens roleswap #good omens swap au #good omens reverse #sorry i wanted to draw a very pretty zira and blacked out . where am i #also anon when i read ur ask it made me laugh so hard FDGHJD #and you are RIGHT! #but i gave him a tie bc i needed him to be more distinct from regular ol zira pftt <333

[devotion-disorder]

I need Kuuya on a carnal level. Need him to fuck my pussy so hard he chafes from all the friction and he cooks vaginal yeast. Need him hitting my cervix so hard it induces my body into labor. Need him to actually impregnate me and I cough up his seed from how deep he was.

#ask #anon #kuuya posting #yandere oc #this made me laugh for so long #dw kuuya is more than happy to oblige once he is done reeling from the shock #sillydoods

[shepscapades]

Go autism boy (<- gender neutral) go

TANKS!!!!

#anon #ask #the shepherd #my sona #no idea the intent behind this ask but it made me laugh so <3333333 :] #I JUST REALIZED #THIS COULD ALSO VERY WELLHAVE BEEN MEANT FOR LIKE. A DBHC CHARACTER OR SOMETHING BUT IM STEALING IT I GUESS?????

[evans-endeavors]

haha wow your lethal company guy is pretty big

*clears throat. pulls out badge.*

this is the FBI. Feral Boobie Inspector. Gonna need to see them.

*lookin hard at the badge. can't decide if feral was intentional, or if anon misspelled federal*

WELP! Seems legit.

Consider donating to my ko-fi ;)

#relevant asks #anon ask #anonymous #my art #lethal company #cw: bare chest #i didnt wake up today anticipating drawing sexy lethal company content #the ask made me laugh too hard tho so i had to

[frownyalfred]

Re: the Jewish Batfamily

I like to imagine Bruce sees Alfred trying to keep his kitchen Kosher and is like….. “We can be Reform. It’s fine.”

Bonus points if Alfred isn’t Jewish but he wanted to keep the traditions alive for Bruce after the loss of his parents (his only Jewish connection outside extended family)

Wait. Now I’m making myself sad. And curious about writing poor goy Alfred speed running Judaism one night so he could raise Bruce the way Martha would’ve wanted 😭🥺

#fic ideas #asks #anon #judaism #Jewish Bruce Wayne #thank you anon this made me laugh #Jewish batfamily #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batman

[spamgyu]

CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS // Wonwoo one shot

DESCRIPTION: She had known her answer months before, and the answer had stayed the same as she watched the man that promised her the whole world down on one knee. PAIRING: Wonwoo x Reader GENRE: short angst (what more do you guys expect from me)

"Will you marry me?"

She looked down at him, her heart heavy,

She knew this was coming; accidentally stumbling upon the little velvet box just months before in search for a top she could have sworn was in one of their shared cabinets. It was tucked in between one of his work shirts – he never was good at hiding anything.

She should have ended things the day she saw the emerald cut gem sitting perfectly in the holder.

She should have left.

But instead, she chose to dismiss it – pretending she didn't see a that damn ring and went about her day thinking her answer would have changed when the time came.

He had spent months making sure this day went right – planting seeds just weeks before to ensure her nails were painted in that perfect shade of nude, asking her best friend for assistance so that she could show up to their private rooftop dinner wearing a white dress.

But she knew.

She caught on to every single one of his subtle planning. Just as she had caught on to his mistakes just months before.

They had been together for five years after all.

She thought that by now, her anger and her fears would have subsided.

She thought her answer would be yes.

"No." She whispered.

The grin on his face fell, his hands dropping down to his sides – the sound of the ring falling on the floor with a soft clink echoing in their ears.

Standing up from his position, Wonwoo licked his lips. "What do you mean?"

He knew what she meant. He just chose not to believe it.

Not just yet.

She felt her heart bury itself deep in her stomach, taking a step away from him. "No." Her voice firm, despite the tears that began to well in her eyes. "I'm- I can't."

"Honey–" He pleaded, a tear escaping his eyes.

He knew why she chose to decline his offer. He knew and yet, he had still proceeded with his plans – thinking she had forgiven him for his mistake.

Time had passed and they went back to how they once were when that god forsaken night had taken place.

He could have sworn everything was fine.

"No." She shook her head. "Please don't make me repeat it."

"I– Honey, don't do this."

Tears were now streaming down her cheeks, recalling back to the night his best friend ratted him out through a text message – proving her gut right.

He had cheated on her.

With his ex-girlfriend.

She didn't want to believe it. She didn't think he would do the unthinkable; even when he seemed do be coming home later than usual, his usual scent blending with a hint of roses and vanilla, and text messages that were accidentally sent to her.

They were so in love, they had planned a future together. They were perfect.

Or so she thought.

"I thought I had gotten over it, I thought my answer would be yes." Her voice shook as the lump in her throat grew to a size of a golfball. "But when I look at you– whenever I see you, I see her. I hear her."

"Y/n." Wonwoo whispered through his tears.

"You said you were content. You said you were happy. Why did you seek out for someone else when I was right there?"

"It was a mistake."

"No, a mistake is forgetting to turn off the stove. A mistake is you accidentally spilling wine on our couch. But God– Wonwoo you were cheating on me for four months! Four fucking months."

Every relationship goes through a rough patch, that was given.

It was during a time when almost every day ended with a fight, not a single minor inconvenience going unseen.

But that was what it should have just been. A rough patch.

He shouldn't have strayed.

"I love you." He emphasized the last word, as if he was reassuring himself.

If he had really loved her, then why did he slip away?

Why did he think marrying her would fix their problems?

"I don't." She wiped the last of her tears. "I'm- I can't do this. I'm sorry."

Wonwoo watched as she turned her back away from him, grabbing her purse from the back of her chair – heading straight to the door.

He stood in the darkness of the rooftop – the only light illuminating his surroundings were the distant city lights and the hundred of candles surrounding their table.

His fears had come to life.

She was gone.

#lol uhh......... blame the anon that made me do this #laughs in evil #wonwoo x reader #wonwoo fic #wonwoo x oc #wonwoo x y/n #seventeen fic #seventeen scenarios #seventeen imagines #seventeen angst #seventeen wonwoo #jeon wonwoo #jeon wonwoo fanfic #wonwoo angst

[duchi-nesten]

For the shared custody au

There’s going to be a point where Phantom is going to need a better excuse for Cujo appearing in “Danny’s” TikToks. And well….

What I’m saying is Danny would 100% fake date himself to try to be less suspicious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH he woULD omfg

and Valerie would kick Phantoms ass for dating her ex boyfriend and then kick DANNYS ass for dating a ghost hAHA

#no promises but i am writing this down in my notes cuz this made me laugh so hard #kad answers #anon #shared cujostody au

[g0nefischin]

Mentally chewing on horror sans with the fondness a dog has for their favourite toy

Nom Nom Nom

#my art #my utmv art #utmv #undertale au #horrortale #horrortale sans #ty Anon this made me laugh

[420technoblazeit]

mkae sure to get drinked. crying takes a lot of water.

this is the ONLY time i will encourage the get drinked bit on here. go hydrate u fucks /affectionate

#cancer tw #death tw #tw cancer #tw death #technoblade #the pig squeals #seriously though anon. htis helped a lot and it actually made me laugh. ty

[shaykai]

Does Nightmare need to get used to be in the Passive form? I mean I know he missed to be in her old form. Is there any chances that he can get beck to his old form back?

There are definitely things to get used to! For instance, he gets cold easier, and he’s a bit more sensitive to touch and textures and what not (Mentioned this before, by far one of the biggest things to get used to is his lack of tentacles- and he’s a bit shorter, which he personally finds annoying)

As far as getting his old form back goes, I’m not sure! If it is a possibility, I doubt it will be explored in this comic. There’s a chance, but I wouldn’t count on it

Anywho, on the topic of NM getting cold- have some old sketches of a cloak for him

#never did settle on a cloak design- but know that he has one djdjdjjdjd #doodle #sketch #nightmare but he’s randomly passive #(which I guess is the name I’m going with djdjdjdj at least for now- thank you for all of the suggestions though!) #passive aggressive made me laugh djdjdjjd #undertale AU #dreamtale #nightmare sans #passive nightmare sans #anon #ask

[blindmagdalena]

Can't drive HL x dangerous driver. Like imagine he's worried for her when they drift on the freeway because "no one was gonna stop me". He worries for her fragile human body as she check herself out in the front mirror while speeding

"You said you were a good driver," Homelander reminds you, one hand gripping the passenger door while the other is braced firmly on the ceiling, as if he's prepared to lift the vehicle into the air at any given second.

"I am a good driver," you laugh, looking over at him. He wishes you wouldn't. Not at the speed you're driving. Still, the way you grin at him with such love—with such reckless abandon—makes something in his gut flip.

Or maybe that's just the abrupt lane change as you swerve around a car puttering by at a measly seventy-five miles an hour.

"See? Didn't even graze them this time!" You say, casting him another giddy look. He can hear your heart pounding, but not from fear. For fucks sake, you're thrilled, pupils blown black with pure adrenaline.

Slowly, he grins. "You're fuckin' nuts."

"Well, yeah," you say, flashing him a quick grin in return. "I fell for your crazy ass, didn't I?"

Touché, he thinks, but before he can retort, he's shouting, "Look out!"

Your tires screech across the pavement as you drift, narrowly avoiding a collision as several vehicles lay on their horns in unison, the cacophony of it mingling with your near hysterical laughter.

There's no danger in it for Homelander, but he realizes that his heart is racing regardless. While there's no doubt he could save you from any accident in this exact moment, he has no fucking clue how you've survived long enough to meet him when you drive like this.

He's never known the thrill of putting himself in danger, but he feels it now for you.

"You're gonna get yourself killed one of these days," he says, the weight of the thought striking him the same time he says it. You're not like him. You're not a supe. You're precarious in the way perfectly ripe fruit is.

Easily bruised. Easily destroyed.

"Guess you'll have to stay with me forever," you counter, breathless.

He stares at you for an incredulous moment before huffing out a laugh.

"Deal."

#anon the way this made me LAUGH #i needed something for my fizzling brain and god this was exactly it thank you #homelander x reader #homelander x you #x reader #darling anon #ask and you shall receive