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sexymoonmansslut · 2 months
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them :,(
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i had to do THE scene.
i couldn’t help it ok im weak for them
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lesbianballofgender · 4 months
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So Azi and Crowley have been going on dates for thousands of years but do you think they’d both freak tf out if they went on an officially labelled date
Just:
Crowley, leaning against something:
Fancy a spot of lunch, Angel?
Azira, blushing: Oh, you do tempt me
Muriel, having watched this exchange: OoH! I read about this in a human book! You’re going on a date right? It’s a human thing.
Crowley: *panicked snake noise*
Aziraphale: *discorporates*
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justallihere · 2 months
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“Would you rather have something else?”
“A divorce.”
“Not an option. There’s toast and waffles.”
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radioactive-cloud · 5 months
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They 🥹
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGee5AvmF/
oh for fuck's sake they want me dead
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in-flvx · 1 year
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Voldemort: invents corresponding tattoos at around 1975 (or smth don't come for me for the timeline) to call all his death eaters together at once
Hermione: takes that idea to make the DA coins in 1995 to communicate Armee meetings
Sirius and James: literally invent magical FaceTime with video and audio in (I'm guessing) 1973 bc they hate being seperated for a few hours a day in detention
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wikitpowers · 4 months
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GUYS i'm rereading cob and this scene will always mess me up bc THEY'RE FREAKIN MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS NOW i'm not okay :'(
I'd say it was a pleasure to meet you, but it wasn't. Not that you aren't all fairly charming, and as for you —" He dropped a glittery wink at Alec, who looked astounded. "Call me?"
alec: *gay silence + crickets*
im OBSESSED with them please
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*thousand years plays in the background*
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ninacarstairss · 1 year
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SHE’S LITERALLY A GODDESS
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capsensislagamoprh · 2 months
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Head cannon nonsence:
Shit two dork assed teenagers did at the onsen because they are idiots who respect there elders/ actually like Yuuri's parents.
Cleaned the gutters: Otabek cleaned them, Yuri mostly took the bags of stuff to where they needed to go.
Fell asleep on the roof: Victor was getting to Yuri. Otabek wanted to read in peace. He went to the roof. Yuri followed. Sleep happened.
Almost fell off the roof: See previous entry and know that Yuri almost rolled off. Fortunately, Otabek has great reflexes to make up for his lesser dexterity.
Cleaned out the storage room: Everyone else kept getting caught up in sentimental memories. Yuri was for burning it all, so Otabek actually did the sorting. This was great fun. Turns out Yuuri has a lot of old clothes he saved, and they found his poster collection. Victor is delighted.
Change light bulbs: Yuri standing on Otabek's shoulders makes them about teen feet tall-ish. Mari walked along with them. Yuri pulled out old ones, handed it to Otabek, who handed it to Mari. Mari handed Otabek a new light bulb, who handed it to Yuri, who put it in and closed the fixture where ever needed. Otabek's shoulders hurt after the whole onsen was done but wont say a word. Just rolls them a few times.
Dust the high places: Same dynamic as above, only with a feather duster and cloth. Otabek's shoulders need a break, but it's good stamina and weight lifting training.
Clean and polish the Katsuki's car: This was mostly to impress on Yuri how much time vehicle maintenance takes, but they gave the boy a hose and someone to turn it on, and if that someone happens to be very hot dripping wet and about to get vengeance, well that's just a bonus. You know once water gets involved, Victor and Yuuri get in there too because fun times will be had by all.
Accidentally on purpose teach a bunch of seagulls how to terrorize rude tourists for french fries: Look, Otabek is deviously patient, and once Yuri finds that out he will find a way to turn those traits to evil. Like asking Otabek how to get vengeance on someone who was rude to Mrs. Katsuki. Yuri wont stand for it. French fry lured seagulls, Otabek says with a straight face, because of course he does. What's that? Well, you lure seagulls one french fry at a time to the aria where rude tourists usually gather so they are haggard by said avian for food, thus giving them a shuddering terror of the birds every time they have a meal outside. Parking lots near coastal towns will never be the same.
Get told not to lure seagulls with french fries: they are amassing an army and it's starting to scare people.
Climb a lamp post: This is mostly a dare. Until Yuri can't get down. Otabek helps him, but they never speak of how long it took for Yuri to get back to ground level again because he was afraid to let go of the pole until he knew Otabek would catch him. It becomes an inside joke. May or may not be why the Russian skate team keeps trying to get Otabek to catch them. (Only Yuri is allowed this privileged.)
Discover Otabek is an absolute heater when he's asleep: Storms knock power out. Generator needed for fridge and such. It gets cold. Only room with heat? Yuri and Otabek's. Why? Because Otabek fell asleep hours ago, and radiates that pleasant sleepy warm like he was a small fusion star. Woke up wondering why he is surrounded by people laying on him, and questioning if he's allowed to move to go do morning things. Manages to find a way. Thirty minutes latter everyone else wakes up because all that heat dissipated quickly. It's okay. Powers back on a few hours latter.
Figure out exactly how many M&Ms Yuri can fit in his mouth: 37. He drools after that.
Discover Otabek's reading glasses actually make him hotter and that's an absolute fucking sin: look, he's just trying to do his homework, okay? Collage credits don't amass themselves.
Find out Otabek is a math dork: He and Yuri are watching ice skating play backs with Mari. Otabek is writing out equations absently mindedly as they do. When asked: it's the equations of the skaters jumps and spins. He's working out how to improve them per individual skater. For funzies. Yuri is both impressed and disgusted. No one should like math this much. And if they do, they shouldn't help the enemy. Otabek tells Yuri how to get higher on his quad and suddenly this is the best thing ever. Victor hears. Yuuri is impressed. Otabek winds up on the roof again, trying to escape. No, he is not going to school for maths.
Discover Yuri is actually a pretty good cook. Once he gets over the disgust of spots on vegetables, and figures out how to use a knife (thanks for that Mr. Katsuki, JJ is DOOMED), he's very methodical (perfectionist) so while it takes him longer, it turns out right most times.
Scare the living shit out of people: It's the three am five miles out, five miles back jog Otabek dose every day he can. Yuuri finds out and joins him. Makes breakfast taste better, they say. Yuri thinks they are nuts. Not for the running. For three am.
I got more, but honestly, I have so So SO much for these ice babies.
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xelastarkly · 5 months
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The way they look at each other is absolutely crushing me bro 😭🥹♥️
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charliemaybeghost · 9 months
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the way crowley looks at him when he's eating in s1 e1 is so much like the way they look at him in Jobs basement. The intense focus.
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kwyw · 2 years
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I feel the need to watch this incredibly sweet and very, very gay moment on repeat for the rest of my damn life and beyond.
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mothmanperson · 6 months
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some hc relationship dynamics with luca from ZSakuVa bc i love him<3
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this one goes both ways
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i think this one is obvious. there’s no way luca‘s listener has a healthy sleep schedule and luca isn’t worrying about it 24/7
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they’re just so in love with him: down on their knees, rolling ugly crying kicking their feet like a schoolgirl n shit it’s disgusting
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weltato · 8 months
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I have officially finished GOS2
I am latching onto the high angst potential BIG TIME
Please scream at me about it, thank you <3
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herprecioustreasure · 3 months
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Not to be horny on main but i thought of her in a suit I saw on tiktok and now I'm blushing
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storiesofsvu · 1 year
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