#and poking him

[kebriones]

They don't show you Achilles piercing hector's heels because they are huge cowards

#he wasn't just tied #honer describes it so you have to include it alright i don't make the rules #a yes honer #anyways typos aside they also never show the achaeans admiring hector and also kinda being scared if him #even when he's dead #and poking him #looks at troy #looks at troy fall of s city #disgraceful

[singing-robot]

I’m posting this at 1 AM (source)

#undertale #papyrus #frisk #singing robart #in the last panel I wanted it to look like the quote bubble is poking him in the face and being annoying

[hinata-boke]

guy with no sense of personal space

#my art #haikyuu #bokuto #akaashi #hinata #tsukishima #kuroo #atsumu #konoha #daichi #scribbles ive been poking at for a while #i just think hes funnyyyyyyy #i accidentally drew him WITH THE WRONG NUMBER FDNVKD #i fixed it...

[ghouljams]

I don't know how to word this but Dad!Ghost who's gotten softer around the middle(proudly gained that extra weight thanks to your cooking) and can't help chuckling to himself when his little girl proudly pats her tummy after dinner and tells you "that was a good meal mama" in the same tone Ghost uses. Already taking after her old man...(he's never been happier)

#cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #cod x oc #x oc #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost mw2 #ghost x reader #simon riley #simon riley x reader #dad!ghost #oc: goose #i genuinely dont know what im trging to say but do you understand me?? #body neutral parenting Ghost is just happy his baby is well fed #and also i think its cute #its cute that his kiddo pokes Ghost's tummy and goes “i like that youre soft daddy” #makes him melt

[incognit0slut]

He’s just a 43 year old baby :(

#he’s so cute #i wanna poke him #matthew gray gubler #spencer reid #criminal minds #spencer reid x reader

[pokemonranch]

Breaking News! Invasive Pokémon loose in Sinnoh!

Recently, a refrigerated freight ship from the Galar region was found to be infested with Snom, unbeknownst to the crew, when the ship tipped over off the coast just west of the northern tip of the Sinnoh mainland.

When pressed for comment, Biosecurity Sinnoh was unable to conclusively say how many managed to escape into the ecosystem, and have stated they are currently working on preparing a response to handle the fallout.

... that explains it

#dont worry i took them off him after taking the pic #bro was flabbergastered #unrelated does anyone want 3-5 snoms #pokeblogging #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #clay talks #poke pics #torterra #snom

[theminecraftbee]

honestly I love the docm77 list of weaknesses because he’s like, this supervillain who acts like he’s big and dangerous and invincible, but like, an incomplete list of things that will waylay him entirely:

creating cute shrubbery

stressmonster specifically

breaking one (1) piece of redstone

social experiments mumbo finds on reddit

his own hubris

other people’s hubris (looking at you scar)

card games

the inexorable urge to overshare on twitter

hippies

divorce (this one’s looking at bdubs)

calling his bluff

afk fishing

as joe once said: this man is extremely easily vinced,

#hermitcraft #docm77 #I love him. dangerous supervillain you can destroy by barely poking him with a feather #world’s most easily vinced man

[julijbee]

enki dies of smoke inhalation in his sleep because he's using his left lung as extra parasite storage to get a +1 on his needle worm damage. moonless is fine she will probably eat him when she wakes up. 👍

#secret fear and hunger fanart for my tumblr only. <3 #enki ankarian #moonless #fear and hunger #art #if you poked him with a pin he would deflate with a comical squealing balloon sound and a million bugs would tumble out. #normalize eating not to sustain the flesh (selfish) but to sustain the colony of tapeworms in your small intestine (selfless act of service

[pinsupansu]

a collection of pictures of dan's hidden profile

do you know what these pictures have in common:

they all feature dan's hidden profile

they were all taken by phil

i just realised. phil always takes photos of dan's hidden side because it is the side he knows and loves. it is the side where he always is and the side he's used to seeing dan in.

he takes these pictures from this side because these pictures were for them. you can see a difference between the pictures phil takes to show us (catboy dan, dan in front of the fireplace, actually a lot of 3rd person pictures of dan's instagram...) because they feature dan's preferred side. but these ones. oh these ones were taken for them. their pictures. we are just lucky enough for them to end up showing them to us.

i need to go lie down.

#dan's hidden side is just as bitteable as the other one #i need to poke him #japan honeymoon trigger warning #i had this realization yesterday night and i've been buzzing until i wrote this #dan and phil #dan howell #daniel howell #danisnotonfire #amazingphil #phil lester #dnp

[unexpectedbrickattack]

🔪

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #peppino #the noise #noise #arts #mine #peppino is like #i fucked up this fucking trust fund brat with my bare hands; hes lucky I didnt have a fucking shiv on me #its just funny to me #peppino is amicable with literally everyone now #and if not #just a little annoyed but tolerant #but the noise just pokes and pokes at this bear (hehe) in such a way #that makes peppino want to bash his skull in #so now everytime the noise wants to be a little menace and sneak around the pizzeria hes gotta stay on his toes #bc whenever he THINKS peppino is busy; theres a fucking weapon being flung at him from nowhere

[paranoidgemsbok]

You'll never fucking GUESS who I met today

Him

#he is doing numbers on reddit perhaps you will appreciate him as much as i do #weevil time #he is an acorn weevil and he uses his snoot to poke into acorns to sip em #a good grade in posting

[nerdpoe]

Damian is just liminal enough (also possibly a growing halfa), that sometimes he has...quirks.

The most annoying one by far is when he gets stuck speaking a language no one knows (ghost speak) for hours on end.

Minor annoyances are glowing eyes (he just avoids people until it calms down), objects falling through his hands (he just uses his reflexes to make it look like he was doing a trick), and randomly gaining the ability to see the souls of the dead (thankfully it's obvious what they are, and they're useful witnesses).

He thinks he's just a meta coming into his power, and keeps forgetting to ask Duke for advise. (He's got better things to do, cases to solve, sparring to go to-)

Well, he thought that was it.

Then he went into his full halfa form after an...incident.

This whole thing is why Jon receives a call at three in the morning demanding instructions on how flying works.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #by the time bruce finds Damian he's got all the Supers floating around him gleefully #they're thrilled and having so much fucking fun poking fun at and teaching Damian how to fly #Damian is not having fun #Damian is entirely focused on perfecting this new talent

[love-is-a-pearl]

HERE THEY ARE!!! FINALLY!!!

My designs for everyone's aged up looks! As well as their bios here👀

#i can finally post all the drawings I have with them now #pokeani #anipoke #pokemon future #pokemon anime #aged up characters #|→ friendships are diamonds #i still have some things to include and whatnot #and somethings may change specially if legends za give me anything good like new megas but i doubt I will change much more than poke teams #unless the anime brings back ash then in that case i will just delete everything and sob in a corner in pure spite #unpopular opinion i want him to never come back #|→ pokemon: future

[blorbocedes]

monza, 2015, nico rosberg reacts to teammate lewis hamilton dyeing his hair blonde after years of being called golidlocks, britney, blondie by him

rip blondecedes. lewis absolutely fried his hair but it was momentarily cuntserven

#who except me cares about this? absolutely no one. but that's the point of archival work :D #my fave /derogatory nico nickname lewis gave him is always goldilocks #nico's little elf ears poking out #nico rosberg #brocedes

[hyunpic]

which hyunjin are u today: 🤷🏼, 😣🍕, 👀☕️, 😁

#hyunjin #skz #bystay #stray kids #my skrunklieeeeeeeeeeee he’s always emoting so hard. i need to put him in an aquarium and poke the glass to get reactions out of him #gifs #personally im mix between 🤷‍♀️ & 👀☕️

[kaissauce]

leave it to error to tell a corpse to do something

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#comic #sauceart #error sans #ink sans #utmv #im assuming if its a corpse he wouldnt glitch out from touching it. that's why he pokes him #he gotta make sure cus this freak doesn't dust #chat. i think he misses him