#and its fucking bokuaka

[osamusbigtits]

bokuto cleaning akaashi's glasses, but he only makes it smeared and gross so akaashi takes his glasses off and cleans them properly and bokuto gets so upset about it

#'you dont love me keiji!' #'i couldnt fucking see' #'ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS' #lmao #hq #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #bokuaka #bex thoughts

[zzxya]

#feeling particularly insane about volleyball boys #mostly bokuaka like usual #probably bc i went through kenna's art again #always awakens something in me #norio's fics too but that's a given #its mostly just the whole show tho #think its time to rewatch for the nth ahfbsbjaja #haikyuu!! #zzxya speaks #I FORGOT THE FUCKING PICTURES ARE SMALL AHDBSJSKDKM

[pluviophile-imagines]

If there’s proof that I never go on Twitter it’s that for the last half a year when I do my monthly “someone linked a tweet and tumblr’s dry so I might as well check for a few mins” scroll-through my dash on there has been entirely vtubers (u know who u are) and, inexplicably, a fucking criminal amount of Haikyuu slash fic in the form of Twitter threads

who the fuck prefers to tweet out their fanfic 50 characters at a time? absolute maniacs that’s who

#pattering on the roof #the vtubers r entirely bc the one active blog I follow has dived headfirst into vtuber brainrot #unfortunately the person running it is one of my best friends so I simply deal #the fanfics tho #Twitter is just dead convinced that’s what I fucking want #bc they’re ALL recommended posts #ITS NOT EVEN CHARS IM RLLY INTO #ITS ALL BOKUAKA AND SAKUATSU #the Twitter algorithm meets its match: a sorta-girl who never fucking opens the app 😭😭😭

[in-a-faith-forgottenn-land]

i can’t stop thinking abt that one bokuaka fic that fucking destroyed me

#MY GOD GUYS #ITS BEEN HAUNTING ME FOREVER #LIKE WHAT THE FUCK #THE WRITING WAS SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE #LIKE WHY 😭😭😭😭 #THEY FOUND EACH OTHER OMG 😭😭😭😭😭 #i will never be thinking abt pocky sticks the same way ever again 🥲🥲 #haikyuu #i think i’m never gonna move on from that #the bokuaka brain rot is real

[hijinks-n-lowjinks]

fic recs masterlist

since I was thinking about rereading some of my fav fics, here's a massive list of my favorites include haikyuu, jjk, bsd, etc

Haikyuu!

frankenstein's monster by starbeyy: sakuatsu fic where they both are diagnosed with OCD. this is the fic that is my instant rec, it's my roman empire. "you were the first beautiful thing i couldn't stop thinking about"?????????? this is a MASTERPIECE

the courtship ritual of the hercules beetle by kittebasu: THE iwaoi fic of all time, permanently altered my brain chemistry, my friend made me a gift of an embroidered hercules beetle and a quote from this fic and it's one of my most prized possessions

The Chosen One by moonyfest: one of my all time favorites, it's just so good and I love how their relationship develops, it's one of the fics that I reread every few months, nsfw in later chapters

Miya Atsumu, Adored By All (loved by some) by honest_pebble: the sakuatsu fic of all time, my inner atsumu kinnie came out while reading this and I cried multiple times while reading it but holy FUCK was it amazing, I reread this every few months as well, I have it downloaded on my phone lol

i wanna ruin our friendship by roseknight: highschool iwaoi fic, one of the first hq fics i ever read and it's very close to my heart because of it, make sure to look at tags for trigger warnings

i'm a house with no windows, you're the flowers on the front porch by miracleboysatori: a phenomenal childhood friends to lovers ushiten fic that has not been given the love it deserves, one of my favorite hq fics of all time, nsfw in later chapters

butterfly in the subway by bigspoonnoya: You've Got Mail au daisuga fic, a ton of background ships that are all super cute, I reread it all the time it's one of my favs!!!!!

the spirit of the resolution by starbeyy: this is my fav sunaosa fic of all time, osamu's complicated relationship with his self esteem really hit me especially when they're getting late night take out, i adore this fic and it's one of my favorites

can i be close to you by radian: kuroken fic where they don't know each other at first but slowly become friends and it's all lowercase but it's so good i promise, super fluffy

Vienna Waits For You by Pouler (poulerslashes): asanoya timeskip fic that's sooooo good in talking about what it's like to grow up and feel the pressure of the world on your shoulders and living up to your potential and expectations, nsfw in later chapters

Black and Blue by MTrash: daisuga au fic, i was obsessed with this fic when i first read it, it's really sad but really good, make sure to look at the tags for trigger warnings, nsfw in later chapters

you're the brake lines failing (as my car swerves off the freeway) by ghostpot: kuroken fic where kenma realizes he's in love with kuroo and spends the entire fic freaking out about it

campfire in your chest by deanpendragon: tsukkiyama fic where tsukishima realizes he's in love with tadashi before kagehina realize they're in love with each other and it's super cute, all of this author's tsukkiyama fics are so good

Liebesträume (Dream of Love) by emivance: sakuatsu rivals to lovers musican au, their dynamic this entire fic is so funny and they're obviously intro each other but are in deep denial about it, nsfw in later chapters

surfacing by meeks00: bokuaka au where they find out their bfs have been cheating on them with each other, one of my fav bkak fics they're so precious, nsfw in chapters 2 and 3

daisy rings and frivolous things (i am deliriously in love with you) by gabstar: bokuaka one shot that I am OBSESSED with, the way their relationship speed runs is my favorite aspect of this fic because its exactly what i imagine their relationship doing

Similar Creatures by h_lovely: iwaoi Pretty Woman au that's soooooo good, i really liked how their relationship developed and grew throughout the fic, nsfw all over this fic

Kiss Me (Like You Wanna Be Loved) by kazzydolyn: bokuaka friends w benefits fic where they fall in love with each other at the same time but akaashi doesn't know what to do about it, nsfw

Guiding Stars by daedalust: hiruhoshi fic that y'all will devour once we get more of hoshiumi and hirugami in the anime, they have one of my fav friendships in the series, hirugami is enamored with hoshiumi who asks for dating advice

Behind Bricks by DeathBelle: bokuaka au where akaashi is a sex worker and they become friends but bokuto falls in love with him instantly, a lot of nsfw obviously

Hard Times by mooifyourecows: daisuga au where olympian daichi pays con artist suga to be his fake fiance during a cruise, my FAVORITE daisuga fic ever, i was chomping at the bit for each update, nsfw in later chapters

Valor with Honor, Fealty with Love by radiantradish: daisuga medieval knight au, they slowly fall in love as rivals and it's suuuper cute yet angsty, mild nsfw in later chapters

In the Armpits of Spring by Paintbrushyy_Ducky98: iwaoi au where they meet in high school and oikawa confesses to iwaizumi before they ever really meet, iwaizumi's growing curiosity about oikawa is soooooo cute their relationship is developed really well

The Space Between Stars by leuralo_l: bokuaka fic where everyone but bokuto knows that akaashi is in love with him, I was so impressed with this fic especially since the author said it was their first fic pls give it a read!!!!!!

wait (I'm on my way) by viverella: sunaosa fic where they're both oblivious to each other's affections and are quietly pining, their relationship is super cute and adorable

Close to the Chest by darkmagicalgirl: kyouhaba fic where they bicker but slowly fall for each other during high school along with background iwaoi, i loved this fic it was so good, some mentioned and blatant homophobia

beautiful monsters by gravitates: ushiten fic with slight angst but damn did it make me feel emotional, ushijima is so soft and tender and loving to tendou, another one of my favs

Cool, detached, casual by fluorophoring: kuroken fic where they try to have casual sex but it doesn't really work and they both spiral lol, nsfw

Breakers by ftld: sunaosa 90s au, god I LOVED this fic and how obvious of a simp osamu is, it's sooooo good, some mentioned/blatant homophobia

Special Relativity and Years by buttonstuck: mega angsty iwaoi fics with the second being an alternate ending of the first fic that has a sad, bittersweet ending that made me cry harder than I have in YEARS, some mild nsfw in the first fic

your whole life on your play by emleewrites: kagehina proposal fic that goes exactly how i picture it would go in canon

make up your mind by sketchedsmiles: sunaosa fake dating au where osamu asks suna to be his fake bf in order to one up atsumu who's dating sakusa, i absolutely loved this fic lol

Jujutsu Kaisen

Caesura by cielelyse: suuuuuuch a good rivals to friends to lovers satosugu fic about their first year in jujutsu high together and the mission that made them friends, probably my fav jjk fic ever

And every day, it's changed since then. by BotanicalBites: inuokka college au where yuuta is an artist trying to escape from his growing fame in the country and meets farmer inumaki

What Instinct Can't Teach by kiyokosturtle: chosoyuki and it's sooooo good how to author develops their relationship before the smut lol, nsfw in the last chapter

The Long Con by lyrebirdswrites: an itafushi no curses au that isn't finished yet but is soooooo good, this fic is currently being plagiarized by another author so it's on hiatus for now but I'm hoping the original author gets everything worked out!!!!

Bungo Stray Dogs

where your loyalties lie by writingfromtheshadows: soukoku yakuza au, this is by far the best bsd fic i've read so far, their relationship is just so believable and their characters are wonderful, nsfw

the art of burning bridges by sanguinekitten: soukoku fic from chuuya's perspective about different times in their lives together, it's so good

i think he knows by sanguinekitten: soukoku 5+1 fic where dazai knows that chuuya loves him but the latter refuses to admit it

Threats Made in a Hotel Room by moonrice (moonyeyes): soukoku fic where dazai pisses of chuuya so much they start making out

A Lesson in Thorns by arkastadt: soukoku beast au fic where they're in an arranged marriage and slowly fall in love, similar premise to where your loyalties lie but an entirely different plot, I still have ten chapters left but I'm really enjoying it so far, nsfw

Miscellaneous

i'll be your biggest kept secret and your biggest mistake by sascake: mha tododeku fic that I instantly fell in love with, the way the author writes both of them is so well done, not finished yet, mild nsfw mention

sore must be the storm by Pouler (poulerslashes): mha tododeku fic where they're trapped in a collapsing building and they have a deep talk about their lives

Until my Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by Reiya: yoi viktuuri au fic that I binged like crazy, yuuri and viktor's first interaction goes differently and yuuri is determined to hate viktor, nsfw in later chapters

seraph's nest by phile: csm akiangel fic where they slowly become friends and fall in love with each other over the course of the manga's plot

#can you tell i have a bias for hq #haikyuu!! #jjk #bsd #fic recs #jinx talks #jinx reads #iwaoi #bokuaka #satosugu #sakuatsu #daisuga #asanoya #kyouhaba #akiangel #viktuuri #tododeku #soukoku #itafushi #chosoyuki #sunaosa #kagehina #ushiten #hiruhoshi #kuroken #tsukkiyama

[maxwh33l]

my fave silly haikyuu hcs !!! side note: these are my personal headcanons and opinions. if anything is disrespectful or anything like that please let me know.

bokuaka own a blu budgie together n it loves playing in bokutos spiky hair. it also likes sitting on akaashis glasses and chews on his paperwork sometimes (he gets in trouble for it BAHAHAHHA)

T4T TSUKIYAMA yamz came out to tsukishima first around a year after they started dating (tsukishima cried)

tsukishima info dumps to yamaguchi about dinosaurs and sea creatures so much to the point yamaguchi gained a dinosaur hyperfixation from tsukishima (he still has it)

yachi hyperfixates on birds and she info dumps sometimes when helping hinata and kageyama study (hinata hyperfixated on birds after for a while)

auhd kagehina (hinata adhd kags autism :)

hinata gets new hyperfixations and rants/info dumps to kageyama. he always goes back to hyperfixating volleyball though, either way.

sometimes the first years have sleepovers together and sometimes all they do is watch documentaries on their hyperfixations (i wanna draw this so badly omg). hinata kageyama and tsukishima argue about what to watch first all the time (tsukishima always ends up choosing first)

one time when the first years had a sleepover hinata wanted to bake and they almost burnt tsukishimas house down

whenever they hang out its usually at tsukishima or yachi's place

poly karasuno 3rd yrs (asahi suga daichi kiyoko isnt a part of this cus of yachi)

when karasuno has practice matches kiyoko and yachi talk together most of the time and kiyoko listens to yachi info dump :3

when kenma and kuroo get into an arguement kuroo apologizes by either making kenma apple tarts or apple pie or plays a game with him. kenma apologizes by letting kuroo choose what they watch at movie night for the next two weeks.

on special occasions like oikawas birthday, valentines day, their anniversary, iwaizumi bakes oikawa milk bread!!

thats all :D holy shit this is long as FUCK.

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyu #haikyu headcanons #haikyuu movie #hq!! #hq headcanons #karasuno #nekoma #aoba johsai #seijoh #fukurodani #bkak #bokuaka #akaashi #bokuto #t4t tsukiyam #t4t #tsukiyama #tsukishima #yamaguchi #transmasc yamaguchi #transmasc tsukishima #can you tell i like haikyu #i love haikyu #holy shit theres sm words how did i write all this #i am sane abt haikyu #hitoka yachi #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio

[bnesszai]

Bokuaka + white dwarfs

OR

Beast Chuuran + “Why is the seagull stealing your snacks?”

what do you mean "or"? Clearly i must do both

bokuaka + white dwarves (let's see if my metaphor lands correctly here)

There's something beautiful in the way Akaashi tears himself down.

The way Akaashi recedes into the dark corners of their mind, overcome by anxiety and false tales of not being good enough. Akaashi crumbles under a pressure that they place on themself and a weight they cannot hope to bear alone. But they close themself off and Bokuto can do little to help.

He hates it.

But there's some poetic in the way Akaashi picks themself back up again. The hardness in their eyes turns into gunmetal blue gemstones. The nervousness in their fingers turns into steady artwork. Akaashi looks at Bokuto as if they have come back alive, risen from the ashes as something stronger than even diamonds.

There's something poetic in the way Akaashi tears themself apart only to rebuild themself stronger than before.

Bokuto takes their hand, kisses every line in their palm, and reminds them that they aren't alone here.

~

beast chuuran

"Why is the seagull stealing your snacks?"

Ranpo doesn't look up at him, just sits on the bench, slumped, hands shoved in their pockets, and shrugs.

"Oi," Chuuya says, kicking at one of their feet. "The hell is wrong with you?"

"Nothing."

It's a lie. A terrible lie. The last person to say those words to Chuuya could at least mask it with a smile and a voice full of mischief. It was also a lie, believable to most but not Chuuya, and it ended with gore on the pavement.

Chuuya balls his shaking fists, feels his nails cut into his palm. He refuses to let that happen again. "Don't bullshit me, detective. I'm not an idiot."

"Didn't say you were," Ranpo says.

"Then what the fuck is wrong with you?"

It's silent for a moment. Another moment. Another-- Ranpo whines and finally looks at Chuuya, pouting. "I'm bored."

"You're--" Chuuya's eyes widen. This is so ludacris. "You're sulking and letting a seagull eat you're snacks because you're bored?"

"Yeah."

"You're so--" ridiculous, dramatic, absurd, the bane of Chuuya's entire existence. "Adorable."

Ranpo's eyes open just to blink at him. "Huh?"

Chuuya puts a hand on the back of the bench and leans in. "How's that? Surprised? Entertained?"

A smile crawls its way up Ranpo's face and they laugh. "Not nearly enough," they reach up and grab Chuuya's tie. "Entertain me more, won't you?"

#idk how to write chuuran especially beast #so uh idk #they're idiots who are mourning in different ways for different reasons #(chuuya knows why Ranpo doesn't but Ranpo does feel like something or someone is missing and--) #anyway #thanks for playing! #rohini<3 #ness writes #bokuaka #chuuran

[redrocketpanda]

For the Shipping Bingo - Kunigiri and Bokuaka?

eeeeeee thanks! Okay so... the BKAK one was easy but the KNGR one I had to actually think about and might need to explain my working out a little bit (edit: I went on a bit of a journey with the KNGR one, excuse me)

BokuAka:

BKAK is my ultimate fluff ship. I adore them and literally only want good, beautiful things for them. Bokuto is my big dopey sunshine boy, and Akaashi is my beautiful "what are these things called feelings?" boy. The free space is for top 5 ships <3 and for I have yet to write a full-length BKAK fic but I have a lot of BKAK WIP ideas. One day, I will do them justice.

KuniGiri:

Maybe unpopular opinion time but I go hard for Wildcard! Kunigami so my particular flavour of KNGR is kinda fucked. I think they start off very sweet (as we see in S1 of the anime) and then its a rapid drop off a cliff. My free space for this is, again, probs an unpopular opinion but it's "the fandom does the ship a bit of a disservice". Absolutely no shade to anyone, but I personally find KNGR's fanon depiction pretty boring. Super Masculine Top Good Boy Kunigami + Very Effeminate Pillow Princess Chigiri, and they are Good and Wholesome Together. Give me Monster Kunigami with slippery morals + Chigiri who is like gods let me make him worse. Give me Switch Kunigami who starts off trying to dom but can't withstand the force of bratty Chigiri who tops from the bottom, and so Kunigami just becomes an endearingly pathetic mess. Give me I love you, I'll follow you everywhere > I cannot follow you to the places you're going. Give me Chigiri isn't a fragile little princess in need of saving (literally guys, look at the canon: he saves himself + is literally one of the most sought after players), and give me Kunigami who stumbles his way through disaster after disaster + has to rediscover who he truly is beneath the heroic veneer.

Oops, I accidentally veered into the "I can write an essay on them" but honestly, I feel like there is so much potential in KNGR that is kinda being slept on. Guess I'll just sit here steadily working away at my 3 WC! Kunigami fics and scream about it to myself LMAO

#bkak #bokuaka #bokuto #akaashi #kngr #kunigiri #kunigami #chigiri #bllk #bluelock #haikyuu #hq #shipping bingo

[geometricalien]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤

awww thank you for including me. this has just been sitting in my box for the past couple of days but HERE I AM- in no particular order:

This doesn't really have a name... It's just called Merman AU

and it's not a 'fanfic' it's half a collection of headcannons for this AU and half snippets from this idea that I posted on tumblr at @haikyuu-aus-cuz-i-cant-write (oops look who has actually written now jfdksalf) basically this is a cross between the little mermaid and the monkey's paw. I really liked this but it was wayyy too big of an idea for me to write and you can see that I stopped after writing Suga's wish which is reallly funny considering this whole idea spawned from wanting a mermaid/human bokuaka AU and i was not near to getting to the meat of the story at all

Things That Hold Us Together: Steel Bolts and Tender Hearts

yes i just recently posted this, yes i've had this in my folders for like 3 years. this one... this was spawned from an old friend - who i don't speak with anymore - offhand comment that a fanart looked like akashi was an android. four hours after they said that i had half of this fic, and they said it was the best writing i ever shared with them. they encouraged me to expand it but i kept hitting a wall and then we had a falling out and through out the years ive been coming back to this trying to add and edit and i decided to reclaim it as my own and publish it. the idea is that it's an introduction to a lighthearted sitcom/romcom between decommissioned war android akashi and engineer who fixed him up furihata

Language Barriers

i cyclically get star trek brainrot and this time it had a dash of akafuri, i really like how i described things in this one since furihata doesn't think in words but emotions and images instead, idk it was a good writing exercise

Horror wip

ive been hemming and hawing at it for literal months now because i have one central driving image behind my eyelids that i want to get to. its just been... harder than usual to get to it. i've rewritten like 3 times trying to get it write. i've currently landed on 2nd person narration with some thrown in spices of 1st person to signify that we are in the being- akashi's- point of view haunting furihata (the you) and its giving me an opportunity to make the reader feel akashi's destroying love from the front seat. my other goal with this is to write some surrealistic imagery soooo yeP

I Will Follow You Down Through The Gates of Hell

i cant not include this. this damn fic/series/idea has been brewing in the back of my mind for so damn long if it was a human child it could hold a fucking conversation. the imagery. the themes. the depth of emotion- AND WE ARE BARELY GETTING INTO THE WAR!? ITS BEEN 50K+ WORDS AND ITS JUST GETTING STARTED (or ending, if you wanna look at it that way) idk its... its been so long since i wrote part 1 that that fic doesn't feel like "mine" anymore? idk but it always makes me smile seeing an email saying that someone else liked the fics too.

#ask box #alienjack #jack #thank youuuu #i watched talk to me and it got me in a writing inspired mood hence why i dusted off a fic and posted it and finally got around to doing #this too #idk... i know they say to write for yourself- and i do!! (mostly) i don't read ocean eyes thats for damn sure- #and i know that all of my akafuri fics are for myself but some of them... #idk. i feel divorced from? does that make sense? a limb chopped off and given away? #like its not mine anymore? #maybe its just because they have themes i don't resonate with at the moment... maybe bc i didn't do them complete justice? #im not sure #do u feel that way at all? or because you are a literary person you feel more connected to your words #than i do... #some people need to write. they need to express thoughts and feelings or they will combust. they need to pluck words from the air #and sing them in song for the heart. #im im not liek that. #at least. that feeling that driving inspiring consuming feeling doesn't rest on me often. #there is one writing. one little drabble that i wrote while in my emotions that... that is mine. #maybe thats the difference. #as much as i have written. its a mimicry. a mockery of plot and feelings. things i have seen and read elsewhere. #i couldn't place my hand and breathe life into an emotion i haven't felt. not true emotion. #maybe i should just go to bed instead. #sORRY #lil rant

[kurorotic]

nsfw bokuaka | 2am booty call

the low light of akaashi's phone highlights his jawline, he's been staring at the same picture for... forty-five minutes now?

it's not like he was keeping track of the time, it's... his boyfriend is really hot, okay?!

they started dating just two months ago, akaashi had never really done /this/ while bokuto had some experience with a previous girlforiend.

and in that line of experience was the ability to take the perfect thirst trap slash nude.

(his cock is out, that's nude territory, right?

but it's more like the head peeking out from the towel loosely wrapped around his hips.

there's also his freshly showered abs, his tits, his really big arms... akaashi has been drooling at each and every part of this picture.

there's others were bokuto dropped the towel and jerked his cock, but /this/ one has akaashi's attention.

he knows what's under the towel, ofc. but its how bokuto is thumbing it down to tease. how his cock is hard and can barely be contained.

all for akaashi.

he thought of akaashi in the shower and took pics to show proof of how his baby affected him and akaashi just.

he does that to bokuto? he gets his boyfriend that horny?

it makes akaashi want to hide under the sheets.

only to open his phone and stare at the photo again.

maybe because it's the first time bokuto was so bold with sending himself. it's kinda expected since he's impulsive but...

idk! akaashi didn't think they were that kind of couple yet?

bokuto reassured him that he didn't need to send anything back, he was just feeling horny and sexy and wanted to give akaashi a little... something spicy.

(more like the greatest set of pictures in human history, nothing can possibly compare. ever.)

he wants it.

he wants that cock somewhere inside of him, those arms crushing him, those tits in his mouth.

it's quite late though... would bokuto be annoyed if he called? akaashi would hate to be woken up at... 2:09 am.

but it's like horny reasons? selfish horny reasons.

masturbating would be easy, especially if akaashi just went straight for the climax and nothing more.

but he needed bokuto here. that's what his boyfriend is for... when it's not this late in the night.

a full night's sleep is important for his captain,

he shouldn't disturb that.

buuuut if bokuto called him at literally any time of the day asking to fuck? akaashi would be there without a second thought.

... that may be the horny brain speaking. god he was so, so fucking horny for bokuto.

he tapped out of the photos to see bokuto as his recent contact (they said goodnight to each other and sent kisses) and now akaashi is. wavering over the call button.

what if bokuto doesn't want to? hard to imagine, wouldn't it be a little

toxic to demand your boyfriend come over at... 2:15 am to fuck?

seflish, inconvenient, bothersome-

'Keiji, please stop reading those relationship advice threads...'

kuroo's voice was welcomed in his head. for once. he's being silly.

bokuto agreed to booty calls when they became boyfriends.

as for the time, maybe... 2:18 am wasn't ideal, but isn't that the whole point?

okay let's just call bokuto before akaashi's boner dies from overthinking.

ring, ring, ring.

ring, ring, ring.

ring-

"Babe? Sup?"

oh my god bokuto sounds so sleepy, akaashi's cock jumps at how husky his voice is.

"Somethin' wrong?"

"No... um, well I..." akaaashi cannot possibly do this, nope.

"Can't sleep, baby?"

akaashi whimpers, just straight up whimpers like a needy puppy.

that's not sexy at all, bokuto is leaving him.

"... are you crying or like... jerking it?"

"Neither," akaashi blurts out, "... but I'm... really horny right now and I was wondering if you would like to participate in a booty call..."

...

akaashi needs to burn his phone.

"Huh..."

he hears shuffling in the background, bokuto is drawing up the divorce papers.

"Give me 20? I'ma borrow my dad's car."

"Really?"

"I'm soooo not turning down the chance to hit that sweet ass, babe."

akaashi's face is erupting into flames.

"Leave the front door unlocked for me, kay? Can you be good for me?"

"Yea... yeah I can."

"Good boy, I'll take care of you."

akaashi doesn't bother with putting on pants as he hurries down the stairs in just his sleeping shirt and boxers... and his aggressively hard cock.

this is new. this is exciting. this is something he'd kind of fantasized about but never thought he'd be doing it???

it's going to make a great journal entry when he's running on more than 5 hours of sleep.

he hops back into his bed, he should probably try to look sexy? or well i guess the point is kinda just getting fucked then and there...

he can still at least tidy up, leave out the bottle of lube and condoms.

yeah... he's so ready for a cock in his ass at... 2:42 am.

bokuto parks just outside, front door quietly opens and shuts, akaashi just... idk, throws his boxers off and pushes down the blankets and gets a hand around himself.

right as his bedroom door opens.

bokuto looks like he definitely just woke up.

his hair is down, his shirt is on backwards, his sweats are at least probably clean?

but he still looks so handsome.

"Couldn't wait for me, hm?"

"I tried, but... you make me so..."

"So...?

bokuto slides right between akaashi's legs.

"Needy... I've never wanted it so badly..."

"I'll give you just what you want, love."

a hand on his shoulder pushed him backwards on the pillows, their lips locked as bokuto replaced the hand on akaashi's cock. so much better with him.

why waste his own energy masturbating when bokuto could handle it all for him?

lubed fingers in his tight, virgin hole, teeth possessively biting into his neck as akaashi /tries/ to stay quiet.

the team will know what they did last night... that turns akaashi on even more.

bokuto doesn't rush although akaashi softly begs for more, he wants that cock inside of him. he's been staring at it all night, is that why kenma has such a huge collection of...

... akaashi needs to invest in more bokuto cock pictures.

"Bo..."

"You're almost ready, ok?"

the steady stretch and thrusting of three fingers almost makes him lose his train of thought.

"I want you to... take a picture when you're inside me... or record it."

bokuto's fingers stutter, those golden eyes are wide on him.

"... or don't, that's probably weird."

"You wanna see your cute hole wrapped around my cock?" bokuto fucks his fingers into him harder now, "you need to watch yourself get fucked by me? See the very moment I pop your tight cherry?"

how was akaashi supposed to respond to any of that,

especially with those rough fingers in him???

bokuto cupped a hand over his mouth to prevent his moans from spilling out, "didn't think you were like that, keiji."

his fingers curled in akaashi and that had him whining against his palm, bokuto was too good at taking him apart.

"I'll need you to stay quiet though, so..." bokuto swiped akaashi's boxers from the floor and happily stuffed them in his mouth, "hang onto those."

akaashi was only disappointed by the empty feeling that came with bokuto's fingers leaving him.

but then.

but then he /saw/ it.

bokuto pushing off his sweats, his massive hard cock bouncing up against his stomach, bokuto tearing the condom open with his teeth.

"Your body wants this bad..."

bokuto teased as he stroked his cock and akaashi wouldn't deny that,

he just spread his legs further.

bokuto grabbed akaashi's phone from the nightstand and pointed it right down at his cock, filming every second that he penetrated his lover's hole.

big, bokuto was so fucking big.

"Taking me so well, just a little more to go, baby."

oh my god he's not done?

oh my god he's not done....

"Gorgeous..."

bokuto ran his finger along akaashi's rim, his fat cock stretching him impossibly wide.

"Wonder how much you can fit in here..."

"... try that later."

the phone was tossed to the side, bokuto took akaashi's hips and grinded into him. akaashi didn't have words to describe anything, his pretty little brain was being fucked out with each hard thrust.

he likes that... he /really/ likes that.

his strong man coming over just to fuck to him? just because akaashi called him here? god he's learning too many things about himself tonight.

bokuto knows the exact spot to hit, he keeps akaashi's hips still so his boyfriend doesn't go bouncing off into the wall,

he has such an intense gaze down on akaashi... how was akaashi supposed to last?

the boxers are pulled away from his mouth and replaced with bokuto's lips as they kiss, he eagerly swallows down his baby's broken moans.

"Good boy, you're /so/ good for me."

his orgasm rolls through him from the tips of his ears to his curled toes, fuck it's a full body experience. he's never. not this hard when he was alone.

bokuto isn't too far behind, filling the condom with akaashi's name heavy on his tongue.

his weight settles on his boyfriend as he slumps down on him. akaashi is definitely being crushed but... its oddly comforting.

"... man, you turn me into something else, Ji."

akaashi softly giggles as bokuto kisses his cheek and neck.

"Happy you gave yourself to me~"

"Of course I would..."

akaashi can sense bokuto's ego inflating and smugness rising, but that only makes akaashi love him more.

//bokuto snuck out at 6:35 am

#bokuaka #ashnsfw #twitter thread

[zbdjjsjwjajba]

jesus my dreams r weird as shit

AAA mb tw for blood (lots of it!!) and (idk if its a tw but) shadow creatures

the one i just woke up from i think was a continuation of a dream i had a while ago? cant fully remember but anyway

so its me (or my pov at least) aran bokuto ans akaashi right? (idfk y hq is involved in this but it is) and we're at a resort? like a vacation resort kinda thing in the middle of the ocean on a tiny little sandy island,,, so u would think everything was normal

a bit of a timeskip bc of missing memories of this first dream and suddenly we're trying to escape this resort that just turned into a fucking tall ass building,,, and its the most scp shit bc this building is suddenly ONLY stairs, doors and hallways

and thats the first dream (or what i remember of it)

now timeskip (?) to the dream i just woke up from we're like half way up the building and we're screaming and crying bc this fucjing building is filling up w BLOOD and u can hear the fucking screams of other ppl UNDER the blood,,, so at this point we're going insane right

and we're running and we've split up to see if different doors take us all the way up and im starting to see fucking shadow ppl in the hallways and doors ways and all that so im scared im afraid and i somehow meet back up w bokuaka and akaashi is bloody and clinging on to bokuto (not even talked about we just move on?!) and we're on a platform of a staircase and i open a door and this huge fucking shadow thing is running at me and i close the door and accept my fate

and then fucking aran opens the door and ive never been more relieved in my life,,, so we regroup and start climbing back up again and WE REACH THE TOP and we're out on this rooftop and its snowing???? and HAS been snowing for a while?? and we talk about how to escape and we think of taking a boat and going back home (home?? we live together??) and then it pans out onto the ocean and theres just a bunch of abandoned boats,,, some r still bobing some have started sinking for whatever reason

and we all just go so what the fuck do we do now and the dream ENDS

#shit is fucking wild #like WHAT TF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? #honestly more like a fucking nightmare #my goodness #haikyuu!! #tagging hq bc funny #ive also only just remembered that before i had the blood dream i had another dream in-between #that was about me ans my friend applying for a job? and we had to write down what we looked like currently on a little chart and i had #apparently already missed a week of work?? and then i had the shit that happens to me irl all the fucking time and i didnt get invited to #the co worker group chat but my friend did and then the dream cut off into the blood bath #fun fun times heyyy #just blair talking <3

[phenomenalpen]

“I want you to know that… I don’t regret meeting you." 

fuck fuck fuck IM STILL CRYING OVER THIS FIC AND ITS BEEN A DAY SINCE I FINISHED IT  please read LittleLuxray’s In Another Life fic

#haikyuu #bokuaka #bokuto koutarou #akaashi keiji #my art #fic rec #this is the first haikyuu fic that destroyed me #and its fucking bokuaka #the pairing i almost always read in fluff #god just please do yourselves a favor and read it #and here i was planning on making fluff this discember #what a merry christmas #sketches

[plusultrachaos]

okay i love the troupe of both sides of a ship being poblivious to the others crush while also crushing on them as much as the next one. but hear me out:

specifically thinking bokuaka, kiribaku, iwaoi, or todomido

one is painfully aware that the other is crushing on them, has tried to get them to notice how in love they are back, but the one with the very obvious crush is also mega oblivious or just doesnt actually recognize the way that their partner looks at them

#listen its so powerful #like one of them is a himbo that just. does. get. how obvious they are making their crush while the other one emotionally stumped #and has a hard time vocalizing what those particular emotions are #like ik the himbo part doesnt reaply work that wepl with iwaoi or todomido #but like its mainly just the oblivious part #like for mido its he hasnt had those kind of interaction so he doesnt know how to keep it underwraps so he just lets it free #and assumes todo is just going for platonic #todos seen enough of natsuos and fuyumis relationships to know what a crush looks like he just doesnt know how to approach it #todomido #iwaoi #its more like theyve just been friends for so long that for both of them its become second nature to be close. #but like oikawa just makes it very very kbvious that its more than platonic for him without really realizing it and iwaizumi just doesnt #know what to do with it #kiribaku #bokuaka #they work well with the himbo reference #kiri and boku just... dont keep their own secrets well #yeah #bakugou bursts one night when theyre cuddling #just yells at him to fucking confess #akaashi goes the route of not telling bokuto theyre pretty much dating until bokuto actually realizes it. #i love me some oblivious himbos #its so good #theyre so dumb #all muscles no brain

[bubunji]

ive been drawing but basically only between classes so have some of the stuff ive doodled i want to draw so bad but im tired and busy this is hell

#sk8 the infinity #demon slayer #haikyuu #bkak #renga #bokuaka #rengoku kyōjurō #reki kyan #kojiro nanjo #tanjiro kamado #these bitches OWN my notes #i dont actually have any notes its like four reminders and 10 million doodles #i love doodling so bad fuck coloring big ass middle finger

[aslongasimhereyoureinvincible]

bokuaka is great bc at first it reads as ‘Guy Who Would Accidentally Commit Arson x Guy Who Would Stop Him From Accidentally Committing Arson’ but then you get to know them and they actually turn out to be ‘Guy Who would Accidentally Commit Arson x Guy Who Would Meticulously Plan Out And Prepare For Committing Arson’ 

#weird akaashi rights okay that boy is fucking bizzare #bokuaka works bc its literally just middle school XD random kid x middle school creepypasta & fnaf kid #haikyuu!! #bokuto koutaro #akaashi keiji #bokuaka #og post // #haiqueue

[akascow]

forgot IAL bokuto had hallucinations aha fuck okay im sad fuck now im crying brb aha

“they arent really there are they” AHA FUCK

“oh yeah he probably thinks the snow is a hallucination” AHAHAHA FUCKKKKK

#sorry i just saw an art piece for the first quote and it all came flooding back to me #in another life #bokuaka #akaashi #bokuto #protip maybe dont let IAL be the first hq fic you ever read lmfao woops #FUCK ITS ALL COMING BACK #SHITSHITSHIT #SPOILERS KINDA AHEAD #BOKUTO NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK #FUCK OW #NOT BEING ABLE TO MOVE #I CANNOT #IM FUCKING DONE #WHO LET ME READ THAT #HIM JUST FROZEN OUT THE WINDOW CRYING #SHIT FUCK #HNGHHH #SOMEONE HOLD ME