#and if he did

[vesperione]

Speaking as a complete Max Jagerman stan,, the way the fandom has completely butchered his character. Did we watch the same show where he has an established god complex making him believe he’s better than everyone else or ,,,

#at the end of the day #max is a villain #based on the one line alone #his homelife MAY be rough #(I speak as someone who took that line and RAN) #but he definitely would not have forgiven the nerds easily if he had survived the Waylon place #and if he did #he’d have likely JUST stopped bullying THEM #side eyes Reese and PJ I’m so glad u loved guys #and we saw it with Callahan in yellow jacket #he’s likely started on Hannah behind the scenes #he wouldn’t have stopped w her either if that was the case #basically #tldr #the guys a villain at the end of the day and got babygirled and now everyone forgot the true meaning of his character x #and now #for some real tags #starkid #npmd #max jagerman #track 14 on FITF

[constantlyfalling]

So Alastor has never farted in front of anyone, right?

#and if he did #he killed them #or blamed it on someone else #but probably killed #only his mom would survive #alastor #text post #radio demon #the radio demon #hazbin hotel

[nyaskitten]

Wu haters will bend over backwards to hate Wu. He actually Hated Garmadon because... his robes were magically enchanted to protect him, and his brother tried to Fucking Kill Him. He's SUCH a shitty guy because the magical enchantment in his robes... did its job!!! NOOO you don't GET IT it was obviously made just to kill Garmadon, not as a protective measure for Wu!!!

#for all we know garmadon had a similar protective spell and thats why HE didnt fucking die #the fsm didnt only give wu a magical outfit #and if he did #thats bc it used to be HIS OWN outfit #and he probably owuldve given garmadon smth too . #ninjago #raine's rambles #wu ninjago #ninjago wu #master wu

[ibenology]

it’s a good thing Tim wasn’t around for season 4 because he would have heard about Jon’s little adventure with Jared in the tunnels and immediately asked The Question™

#TWO QUESTIONS FOR YOU BOSS #DID HE REMOVE ONE RIB FROM EACH SIDE #AND IF HE DID #HAVE YOU #HAVE YOU TRIED TO- #tma #the magnus archives #tim stoker #jon sims #jared hopworth #tma s4

[cultofsappho]

don't get me wrong, I'm excited for the rwrb movie and I think Taylor's gonna be great. I'm hyped

BUT

I gave myself a damn good laugh imaging how much Alex would hate these sunglasses

like, Alex would laugh his ass off at this cryptobro, hypebeast, nft ass shit

tell me I'm wrong

#rwrb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #bro seeing that red carpet picture while high out of my mind was a hilarious experience #i was in fight or flight #and my only reaction was #alex would never #and if he did #henry would never let him live it down

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

And we're back for another riveting post of how unhinged is Lem about rumbelle where the updates never end and the point doesn't matter.

He's almost maniacal in the way he is looking at her.

Like he's solved the puzzle and connected the dots.

You didnt connect shit babe.

YOU KNOW NOTHING

She's NOT !!

The finger guns of dumbassery.

Throwing all thr blame on her now.

Cmon rumple!

Oh shit now you're throwing her words back in her face. Words she spoke to you in private confidence with. Words she could barely muster up to say in the first place.

#god #if only men would listen #but to be fair women too #im sure at some point in their companionship or her employment or whatever #that he mentions regina the evil crackbag queen #and if he did #which IM PRETTY SURE CAME UP AT SOME FUCKING POINT #she wouldve known who was in that carraige #even if she looked like a crazed up ad for stranger danger #stay tuned for more lem trying to make herself sob uncontrollably #rumbelle #ouat rumple #belle x rumple #rumple belle doesn't know! #rumplestiltskin #ouat belle #belle french #belle #ouat #once upon a time #1x12 #skin deep

[m4gp13]

hc that Ethan has this fluffy, 'just woke up like this' hair that people generally like and think he puts a lot of effort into maintaining when he just grabs fistfuls of his hair when it gets too long and starts jacking away at it with a knife until it's no longer in his good eye.

#pjo #percy jackson #ethan nakamura #everyone's always like 'wow your style looks so effortless' like #yeah #that's because it is #he does not own a mirror #and if he did #he would react to his reflection like those videos of cats and dogs seeing their reflection for the first time #'omg what's your hair care routine?' #' . . . care?'

[eddis-not-eeddis]

“I know you’re at a disadvantage because nobody thinks pretty girls are smart.”

Okaaaaaay then, sir.

#I don’t think he thought about how that was gonna sound before he said it #and if he did #he should have thought a little harder about it

[teaparti]

Now do you really think this adorable face could do evil ?? 🥺🥹

#my candy love #amour sucre #amor doce #mcl #cdm #corazon de melon #mcl kentin #baby face #he would never #and if he did #I’ll be aight

[dehydratedpercy]

To anyone who read the last chapter where Jason threw an apple to Octavian: I SWEAR that wasn't a proposal I always forget that throwing an apple to someone is a marriage proposal in some Greek mythology 😭😭😭 I swear Jason didn't just propose to Octavian

#im dating your queer platonic life partner #so like we should get along #and if he did #its only as besties #sort of a type thing #apple wedding proposal #but like #as bros #no homo

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[stonelions]

he thinks he's being so smooth with his little face on my leg. i SEE you, villain

#comics #benny dog tag #to his credit he did #wait quite a while before glancing at the sandwich

[chilpilled]

his smile and optimism…….gone………

#halflings being treated so horribly and being used as bait and him making a union so others dont get treated as badly as he did. ourgh #no wonder hes defensive and doesnt trust people. it makes me tear my hair out #my silly little rabbit………… #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi

[apollos-boyfriend]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

#icarus speaks #apollo cameo #okay i’m lying a bit #he DID elaborate and say the rope was large in the sense that it was long #not just an overly thick rope #but other than that? nothing. the inner workings of their mind are so beautiful

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME???????? #WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD??????? #GURL?????????? #DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

[julnites]

Red riding hood comic collab with the wonderful @yeehawpim (go check out their blog for loads of great comics!) 🌷 See the layouts he did here!

#james art times #artists on tumblr #comics #comics!! very excited to do this and especially with pim who is just fantastic at what they do #fairy tales #little red riding hood #pim did the layouts and I rendered these and my goodness was it a good time #he also did the image descriptions so huge shout out for that as well #go check out her comics! you will not regret it