#and i will edit this as things change

[blindmagdalena]

works currently in progress

chapter 8 of Eat Your Ego (homelander x oc)

chapter 2 of All That Glitters

chapter 3 of Guilty Pleasures

Center Stage in a Gilded Cage (yandere!homelander x reader) On a whim, Homelander takes up an interest in people watching. After a while, one person in particular begins to stand out: you. You're compassionate, nurturing, and just as alone as he is. He deserves your kindness more than the insignificant undesirables you love to tend to. He decides to make that a reality.

Last Resort (yandere!homelander x reader) You've been dating John for a couple of months when he suggests a spontaneous trip to a cozy cottage full of amenities out in the northern mountains. At first, the trip is a dream. However, after a weekend getaway turns into nearly two weeks, you begin to realize John has no intention of returning you to the life you knew, and instead has decided to keep you all to himself. Pretty Girls Make Graves (homelander x yandere!reader) Believing that he's going to stop a mugging/assault, Homelander instead stumbles across you stabbing a man to death. Rather than turn you in, he decides to cover for you. This results in the two of you developing a strange relationship.

#there i made a list! #wip list #i'll link to it in my pinned post #and i will edit this as things change #homelander x reader #homelander x oc #homelander x you #these are just the ones that i've at least started #there are several more (like phantom au) that are mostly just chaotic notes swirling in my brain

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[umblrspectrum]

you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day #i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it” #so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art #anyways that was a fun movie #not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that #that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing #im so proud of it you don't even know #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones nori #absolute solver #i guess #or is it absolutesolver #whatever #oh yeah uhmm #murder drones episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 spoilers #murder drones spoilers #its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe #just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself

[gothedrals]

I miss you blockbuster I miss you cds I miss you little buttons that played song previews in walmart I miss you vhs tapes I miss you blocky tv with rabbit ears that only had 10 channels I miss you scratched dvds from the library I miss you envelopes of developed photos from a film camera I miss you flip phones covered in stickers I miss you physical media

#edit for clarification: I do still engage in physical media. i know many of these things are still around today #i still buy cds and vinyl and read paper books from the library and I own a film camera #this is moreso about the culture as a whole shifting to value convenience over experience #listening to cds on my own will not change the culture back to when physical media was the norm for everyone #I’m a nostalgia-ridden person there’s a specific feeling I’m missing that I can’t achieve by myself #g

[asukachii]

In the summer-like colors running down my cheeks

The words that curse you are stuck in the back of my throat

"Will we meet again?"

[black and white version]

(I don’t like putting watermarks so, PLEASE, if you want to post these gifs somewhere GIVE CREDITS! Also, don’t use them in edits/videos. Thanks~)

#jujutsu kaisen #gojou satoru #gojo satoru #getou suguru #geto suguru #satosugu #jjk 236 #spoilers #jjk #jjk edit #jjk spoilers #gif #my animation #asukachii #i have like four or five different versions of these... i'm always so indecisive #btw i'm gonna cry for them and i'm still in the delusional stage for gojou #i'm probably going to notice some mistakes or things i want to change tomorrow morning i just know (..) #also i must admit i was tempted to post them here on december 24th... that would have been so perfect #but i'm an impatient person so. #i'm about to implode

[troutpaws]

rainbow brite puppy inspired dog!! yay!! 🌈⭐️

#anthro #furry #fursona #sparkledog #sparklefur #dogsona #rainbow brite puppy #kidcore #trans #queer #digitial art #my art #oc: brite #i don’t usually like warm colors but i really love her #edit: sorry i love changing things right after posting

[084392]

Celestia and Luna mlp redesigns

#mlp #my little pony #princess celestia #princess luna #my redesigns #my art #im still fond of my discord thoughts but i wanted to post these two on their own bc i feel like i changed them more... #EDIT: CHANGED SOME THINGS THAT WERE BUGGING MEEEE

[ivorysodapop]

(Suibian is also amused)

AU Masterlist

#it's the baby lans but even babier! #Suibian sealed itself bc WWX wasn't around. I'm sure it doesn't mind temporarily being named smth for his protection #also we can pretend Suibian wasn't in that famous swords texts thing. they hate WWX anyway fuck his sword #digital #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #mo xuanyu #wei wuxian #lan jingyi #lan sizhui #ghostdadxian au #edit: the sword has now been changed from Meishi to Bieti :) find the conversation in the reblogs! #I also kinda like that it sounds closer to suibian... bieti... also bichen! all the bs in this family

[gayforbagels]

Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

[swagveryswagamazinf]

aough them

#qsmp #elmariana #my art #doodle #slimecicle #misclick duo #slimeriana #fliporiana #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp el mariana #TELL ME IM NOT LATE I HAD TO SPEEDRUN THSI THING I FFEEL NUMB #viva el fanon el canon es un pendejo #I didn't kwno what to put on the blank space so I just made a lot of doodles #I won't accept the wiki saying that they're divorced were on prdie month #edit : I didn't notice the mistake I made on tje drawing so I changed it in case it looks a bit different ..my bad :[

[wistfulwatcher]

#just a knight looking to her queen for approval

#yellowjackets #yellowjacketsedit #mistynatedit #otp: you should be thanking me #otp #mine #edit #* #evidence* #category* #p r o o f #i love parallels #parallel* #2k #1k #me before the finale: i'm fine with no real teen mistynat dynamic tbh #me after the finale: UNFOLLOW ME RN THIS IS ALL I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT FOR A YEAR #literally like...they CAME FOR ME with the knight/queen dynamic #tbh i still don't think knowing this really changes how i've thought about them or their dynamic #(bc esp with the 'first' antler queen thing like i don't see nat being special to misty as BECAUSE she was queen) #but i LOVE that the seed of it was like a literal pledge of loyalty #anyway i wanna write 5000 fics about misty seeking approval from nat #(also this knight/queen dynamic is giving me MAJOR sq vibes and i'm emotional)

[dykealloy]

ripple effect legacy // my tears are becoming a sea, M83

#weaving parallels but god at what cost #something something luffy inheriting the will of a burnt out sun #something something the things we leave behind (broken promises. pain. little brothers. cool fire punch moves) #see the significance of ace is that he spends his whole life asking 'should i even have been born' and then through the positive #impact he has on everyone around him he creates a continuing cycle of change where people reach out a hand to help others #he said 'im not sure i deserve to live' and then became the most remembered and loved and sorely missed dude in one piece #like it's almost comedic how luffy keeps finding his big brother in the stories and best qualities of all the people he comes across vs. #people who knew ace and keep seeing pieces of him in luffy #anyway happy new year portgas d. ace trauma be upon ye~ #one piece #op #portugas d ace #portgas d ace #asl brothers #yamato #wano spoilers #one piece spoilers #CJ's edits #amv #monkey d luffy #straw hat luffy #monkey d. luffy #portgas d. ace #CJ's op watch-through

[mythicalartistx]

How did Riku talking about Slapping Sora awake get translated to

It's my job to keep him on his toes

It's so funny that he talks about it casually with Donald Goofy and Mickey right before taking the dive a second time.

And the gestures look like ah yes he's showing how he might slap him, but in the English version THEY ACTUALLY EDITED SO HE DOESN'T SWUNG HIS HAND ALL THE WAY 😭😭

#kingdom hearts #translation #japanese translations #dream drop distance #soriku #kingdom hearts dream drop distance #riku #kh riku #sora #kh sora #the fact they edited it too #kh translations #kh ddd #edit: didn't expect this to get this many notes wow #also I get why change happened it makes sense because some could misinterpret things since jp cultural is different from american cultural #though I still think it's funny #localization vs translation differences is just interesting to me

[gammija]

a nuance that gets a bit lost in martin 'murder' blackwood is that while he's definitely not against a good killing, it's more of a fun couple's activity rather than true heartfelt passion, you know?

i mean, twice he's had the opportunity to have Jonah get shanked, and he foils them, even though he wants the guy dead. Like, murder is always an option, but he usually tries other, less direct methods first - in fact id say that his trying to be clever and moral still leading up to the end of the world is exactly what drives him to say, ok well fuck it then, let's get our murder on

#tma #tma s5 #martin blackwood #martin #joos yaps #might've made a post like this before. fuck it #referring to 1) melanie making it quite clear she wants to kill elias for the s3 finale #vs martins plan #and 2) s4 finale of course #EDIT: some good points in the tags too about his most infamous Murder Moments being cheering Jon on #instead of doing it himself #when he can convince himself it's not actually his decision #i do wonder often what wouldve been the resulting arc if Martin had the power to end Avatars as easily as Jon in s5 #if he'd been as eager or if the weight of the choice to actively do it would slow him down #if he'd stubbornly gone further with it to ignore that it wasn't changing or helping one iota #or if the guilt (if not for the deaths - for not being able to fix things) would lead to much the same result as it did with Jon

[softambrollins]

d i a m e t r i c a l l y o p p o s e d

#ambrollins #ambrollinsedit #wwe #aew #dean ambrose #seth rollins #jon moxley #kenny omega #gifs #mine #edit #moxkenny: can i copy your homework #ambrollins: yeah just change it up a bit so it doesn't look obvious #if there's one thing mox is gonna do it's be obsessed with a pretty sub who's one of the greatest of all time and his total opposite