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#and i was like ohhhh. yeah i guess that happened to me huh
larnax · 6 months
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like ok lemme give you a fucking recap of my Dentistry Experience
>be me 9ish. go to dentist for first time since i was 3 bc my mom spent all our child support money on plane tickets. dentist says you have three cavities so big we need to pull your teeth
>they put me on anesthesia that i say doesnt work. it doesnt work so im in excruciating pain while they yank out the three teeth
>i get switched to second dentist and a few years later after x-ray am told my canines are growing into the roof of my mouth and i need surgery and braces to have them fixed. dentist then says i can keep on the braces after i get my canines fixed so my teeth will be straight. i tell him i don't care if my teeth are straight and i want them off as soon as my canines are in the right place
>get the surgery and start going to second dentist. he sometimes cuts pieces of my tongue off and after his visits im in so much pain i cant speak. when i ask when i'm getting my braces off he tells me to stop being impatient and refuses to give me an answer
>eventually he says that my canines should be fine and i say ok please take the braces off. he says no because my teeth aren't straight. my mom says no because my teeth aren't straight.
>dentist welds a metal bar to the top of my mouth. it's positioned so that it cuts into my tongue leaving me with a permanent bloody painful wound in my mouth for the several years it's in despite repeatedly telling him and mom what's happening and begging for them to take it out. they say no because my teeth aren't straight
>dentist welds a metal bar behind my bottom teeth with so much glue that after i finally got another dentist to remove it years later they weren't able to get all the glue off and it took several more appointments. also just to straighten my teeth
>YEARS LATER i get the dentist to remove the metal bar. it leaves a scar on my tongue that hasn't healed almost a decade later.
>YEARS LATER i get the dentist to remove the braces.
>after that they immediately give me a retainer they say i need to wear all day. i say for how long they say for the rest of my life. i say Why. they say because otherwise your teeth won't stay straight
>i do not wear the retainer because i already didn't care about my teeth being straight before all this happened and sure fucking didn't now. so my canines are still crooked so yeah all of that was for nothing
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findafight · 1 year
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Tw for hospitals and use of of pain medication, infection, and canonical injuries, brief mention of the AIDS crisis. Ohhhh steddie dating pre S4 au where Robin has now been subjected at work to Steve both striking out spectacularly and flirting like he knows he's getting laid that night. She isn't sure which is worse. (The striking out is worse. She is glad her friend is happy. She's just painfully single and pining away)
The same stuff happens in s4 minus Robin and Eddie pushing Steve and Nancy together romantically (Dustin is trying to push Steve to both Robin or Nancy he's like dude these are girls you like why are you not making a move on them! I want you to be happy!!! And Steve rips his eyes away from Eddie's lips like huh?) But they're still like hey Nancy! It would be nice! If we could be friends maybe! And it's still awkward.
Robin is out here sweating and glaring at Steve and eddie trying to beam thoughts into Eddie's brain in the Upside Down like Eddie please cool it I know it's a stressful situation but stop staring at Steve's tits for five minutes pl-oh giving him your vest??? You think that's going to help? Ok buddy. I'm just going to. Distract Nancy up ahead a little bit while you and Steve chat aaaaand neither of you are listening. Fine.
And it's still a mess. Max and Eddie and Steve end up in the hospital. The ground split open but sealed itself once Steve cut Henry's head off. Everything is over.
Eddie gets discharged first, despite having more bites than Steve, because his didn't have two days to get infected with Upside Down nastiness. So he ends up camped out with Robin at Steve's bedside as he fights the infection with antibiotics (the doctors hope will work), pain meds, and a slight fever.
Which is to say, completely out of it and high as a kite.
So when Dustin visits and Steve is awake, he gets to see a big, goofy grin spread across his best friend's/adoptive older brother's face as he reaches out and says "dusssstyyyy! Cmere. Lemme. Boop you." And yeah, okay, it makes him feel a bit like a baby but Steve is out of it and apparently drugged Steve likes to Boop his younger friends noses. Dustin can accept that. He sighs and leans forward and allows his nose to be booped.
Steve giggles and smiles and pats his head. "Good to see you, man"
Dustin smiles, a bit watery because it's hard to see Steve in the hospital again, and because it was fucking terrifying to watch him nearly drop to the ground after making sure Eddie got treatment, only being caught by Robin. Dustin almost lost three people he loves, and he is so fucking glad they're all alive, if not well.
"yeah, Steve. Good to see you, too. They say when you're allowed to blow this pop stand?"
Steve frons. "No. Still got Upside Down goobies in my guts, 'parently."
Robin sighs. "They said a few more days. Make sure the infection is clear and there's no suspicious side effects."
"yeah. That's what I said, Robin."
Dustin grins, then settles down beside Robin, across from Eddie. He hasn't said anything since Dustin walked in, but was playing with the sleeve of Steve's hospital gown and tracing patterns on his arm. He looks up at Dustin, and offers a small smile.
It's a bit weird, how close he's stuck by Steve this whole time, but Dustin guesses they probably bonded when they got sucked through the watergate, and that Steve saving his life really endeared him to Eddie. He hopes they can be actual, real friends once things settle. Given how much Eddie is at Steve's bedside, he thinks they're well on their way to it.
They all chat for a while, Steve sometimes getting off topic and dreamy, but looking happy even when he isn't quite following what they're all saying. Dustin is pretty sure Steve doesn't have his hearing aids in on top of the drugs, so he isn't really surprised.
His mom eventually bustles into the room, and fusses over Steve. "Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry. Let me know if we can do anything, I mean anything, to help, okay? I'm sorry I cant visit for longer today, but what with everything happening like this, I -"
"isss okay, Mrs. H...Ma." Steve corrects himself immediately, smiling. Dustin's insides always get a bit squiggly when Steve calls his Ma, Ma. Like they're actual brothers, and she's their mom, and no one could ever argue they're not family for real. What makes it better that it was Ma who insisted Steve call her that since January of '85, as though she knew just how much both Dustin and Steve needed each other like that.
"I'll be by tomorrow, okay, dear? Robin, you and Eddie are alright for tonight? I'll stay tomorrow but today I re-"
"it's fine! Seriously, Mrs. H. Don't worry about us. My parents will force me home tomorrow anyways, but tonight we're good." Robin grips at Steve's ankle, grounding herself. Dustin doesn't think there's been a day when she hasn't been in Steve's room. Doubts if the places were reversed Steve wouldn't have to be dragged out to shower and change clothes. They're so weird, but Dustin is glad Steve has someone older that loves him like Robin does. It makes it easier to not be able to spend all day with him like he wants to.
"okay. Alright." She leans forward and kisses Steve's forehead a few times, brushes some stray hairs out of his face, just like she does when Dustin is sick in bed. "You take care Steve, sweetheart, and make sure you let Robin and Eddie take care of you too." She turns to Dustin. "I'll give you a few minutes to say goodbye and then meet me down at the car, okay?"
Dustin nods, and his mom is out the door. He sighs. "Well. I guess I'd better head out." He gives Steve a hug, a bit awkward from Steve lying down, but it's fine, Steve wraps his arms around Dustin and tries to give him his normal double squeeze, but it's more of a press with his hands than anything. Dustin'll take it. "I'm glad you're getting better Steve. Glad we're all safe."
Steve's smile is soft, gooey in a way that he usually tries to hide. "Glad you're safe, too, man. Love you." Something in his smile sharpens, then. "Unlike some people in this room you actually...listened? When I told you not to be a hero. And didn't nearly almost die."
Eddie groans, dramatic. It seems like a game they're playing with each other more than anything, but it's a game Dustin doesn't know the parameters of, and it's jarring. "C'mon, Steve. I said I was sorry! I wasn't going to let Dustin get hurt."
Steve glares at Eddie, which would be more intimidating if he wasn't scrutching up his nose or propped up by pillows freshly fluffed by one Claudia Henderson. "Which is the reason why you're allowed in here even though you almost died. Dustin is safe, and that's good. But I'd've been so fuckin pissed if you died."
Robin snorts, pats Steve's hand. "Oh, buddy. You'd have been inconsolable."
"yeah. Exactly. it would have fucking sucked, Eddie. So. I'm still mad at you, even though I love you. Probably because I love you."
Which is. Not what Dustin was expecting. Sure, Steve was pretty open about his love. Especially after Starcourt, when he finally seemed to settle into something Dustin thinks of as comfortable with who he is. (Which is, actually, a big softie with a bit of a bitchy mouth) He's told Dustin he loves him before, and he's pretty sure he's told Max too. Steve says he loves Robin all the time, just not romantically even if Dustin doesn't think that's entirely true, but.
This feels different.
It is different, given the way Eddie squeaks a bit and sways towards Steve. "Steve..." He breathes, his eyes big and wet and wide. He swallows. "Steve. Dustin doesn't. He's still here, i--"
Steve's brow furrows. "Yeah? So? Did you not want...oh." something in the blankness that drops over Steve is scary, especially in comparison to how Steve's been open and lax the entire time Dustin's been in the room.
Steve turns his head slightly towards Eddie, ten slightly away, like he doesn't know if he wants to look at him or not. Dustin shuffles his feet, not quite sure what's going on, feeling awkward and wrongfooted. Robin stands, puts her hand on Dustin's shoulder, tries to turn him away and out the door, but Dustin isn't leaving when Steve's face is all stiff and blank like it is.
"steve--" Eddie sounds wrung out, wrecked. What the hell is going on?
Steve sniffs ever so slightly, interrupting Eddie. "You don't have to say it. You don't even have to-uh. To feel it, right now. That's okay. I've done that before. I can wait." Dustin sees a muscle twitch in his jaw. "But if you- if you don't think you can, I need to know now, actually. Because now Dustin knows but he's my brother so that's good and fine but if you don't want to--if you don't think this is gonna, like, be a long-term, tell people important to us kind of thing; if you're realizing that it's been long enough that you should feel that--that way about me but you don't, then I need to know because I don't want you lying about how you feel. I can't do that again. When you say it back I want to be sure you mean-"
"I love you too, Steve! Jesus fuck." Eddie blurts, apparently having had enough of. Well. Everything Steve was saying.
It's dawning on Dustin that maybe when Steve and Eddie said they knew each other they didn't just mean from highschool. That they. Well. Obviously they love each other. Which is....something to consider later because Steve looks like he's about to cry. Because Woah, Dustin has misread a lot between the two of them if they're...like this.
"yeah? You're sure?" He says, wobbly now he isn't rambling.
Eddie's squished himself more into Steve's space. "yes, yeah, of course Steve. Fuck. You met Wayne! I want you in my life, for a long, long time. I don't- I didn't do anything to make you think I didn't, did I?" His voice is a little rough, and little pleading.
Steve shakes his head, grips Eddie's hand in his m, even as Eddie uses it to support himself over top Steve. "No. I just. I know it freaks people out, is all, and I don't want you to freak out, or leave, or think you had to because we've been dating for a few months and I want to say it. It just came out because it's true."
Eddie laughs, leans in reeealy close to Steve. "Honey. It came out because you're high and morphene."
Steve grumbles a bit, but he's smiling too, and knocks their foreheads together. "Yeah. And also because it's true. I love you."
Eddie's eyelids flutter, Dustin can see, as he grins. "And I love you." He says, before closing the distance and kissing Steve squarely on the mouth.
Robin clears her throat. "As...heartwarming and sappy you two are. Dustin has to leave, and probably...has some questions? That he's not going to be a dick about?" She says this as she grips his shoulder tightly, in a way that is definitely a threat.
Dustin nods furiously. Eddie sighs but pushes away from Steve, not before pecking him again, drawing that dopey smile back into Steve's face. "Yeah." He says. "I'll walk you out Henderson."
Dustin waves goodbye to Steve, who seems cheery once again, wiggling his fingers are Dustin and Eddie, before walking out the door behind Eddie.
"so. How long have...has that been a thing?" He asks, as soon as they clear the doorframe.
Eddie huffs, but seems good natured about it. "Few months. December."
"okay." Says Dustin. "Uh. I didn't. I didn't know you...or Steve, I guess...I didn't know you guys were-" he lowers his voice, despite the hallway being surprisingly empty. "Gay."
There's something steely in Eddie's eye when he answers. "We're not. Well-we are, but we both also like women."
Something doesn't sit right about that with Dustin. "But! You just said-"
Eddie holds his hands up, and Dustin shuts his mouth on instinct. "You can like both while just dating one person, Dustin. Just because you like women doesn't mean you're going around with girls who aren't Suzie, right?" He nods. He adores Suzie, can't really imagine looking at any other girl like that because she's just. Amazing. She's his girlfriend and they love each other, and just because girls are pretty great doesn't mean Dustin wants anything other than friendship wi--oh. He sees where Eddie is going.
"right. Yeah. Sorry."
Eddie shrugs. "Steve kinda dropped a bomb in both of us, today"
""isn't it weird though?"
"well...girls and guys are different"
"they are indeed."
"so, if you like girls, why do you like...boys...too?"
"why do you like girls and not boys, Dustin?"
Which is hard to answer because, well. Dustin's never really thought about why he likes girls. He just does. And maybe that's what Eddie means. There's no reason, really. People just...like what they like.
Or there are reasons, because girls are pretty and often smell nice and Suzie looks like a mad scientist when her ponytail gets a little loose after hours of working on a project, her eyes glinting behind her glasses as she giggles and bites her lip, just a little. But that's mostly Suzie. So. He can't really put a finger on why he's only ever had crushes on girls, or why before last summer they've never been as much or as consuming as his love for Suzie. Never been anything like the long days spent together at camp building and creating and blasting ideas off each other, before one day Suzie took his hand and they ended up sneaking away to look at the stars, trying to outdo each other's knowledge about them and slowly being pulled into the other's orbit like binary stars. He's never really wanted to kiss anyone like he wants to kiss Suzie, not even when he had a brief and fleeting crush on Max.
"oh." Is what he says, and feels pretty lame for it.
Eddie shrugs. "You can't really choose who you like." He says before breathing in. "But you do choose who you love, and how you love them."
And. Well. Dustin thinks of his Ma sweeping Steve up into family dinners every other week, and how the party absorbed Max into it as easy as anything, and holding Suzie's hand as they looked up at the stars in dew covered grass feeling like the world starts and ends there, and of Steve and Robin cackling together and having seemingly no personal space or boundaries between them. And of Steve and Eddie, saying I love you for the first time in a hospital room after saving the world.
"That's pretty good." Dustin says, and Eddie smirks at him.
"yeah. Steve said it to me, way back on our second date."
Dustin scoffs. Because he should have known; it's so typically Steve to say something like that. "And you were surprised when he said he loves you?"
Eddie's eyes twinkle in the florescent lights of the hospital. "Nah. Just... it's different being pretty sure, and knowing for sure. I also didn't want him saying something in front of you he'd regret."
He nods. "That's fair. I...don't know how I would've taken it if Steve weren't in the hospital, honestly. Like!" He tries to reassure Eddie "I would have gotten over it, for sure! But if had had sat me ore the party down and talked it out I might've been, like, y'know. Super weird about it. Because. I mean. This talk is good, right? I'm think about things and thinking about how I've only ever really wanted to kiss Suzie, even if I thought about maybe abstractly kissing other people. And how we as humans have all these quirks that let us be human, but different, which enable us as a species to thrive." He heaves a breath. "But. Seeing Steve all loopy and saying it, and then being worried you felt pressure about it, I dunno. It makes sense, I guess. I don't know how you two met or got to know each other, but. I guess it makes sense, how you like each other. And talking to you now. It's helped, I think."
Everything is a bit scrambled in Dustin's brain, the love and the confusion and the worry, because it's setting in that in Hawkins, something like this, for Steve and Eddie, is dangerous. Something that could get them hurt or killed, scorned by the town they've helped save.
His mother always grumbles agrily when ads about how the virus going around is God's punishment for sinners, or how it's cleaning up the streets of unwanted people gays and addicts. She huffs, swears. Says that just because bigots don't consider the people getting sick as wanted or valuable, doesn't mean no one does. That no one deserves to get sick for things they cannot control, or for things they can. A smoker is more likely to get lung cancer, but that doesn't mean they deserve it more than someone who's never seen a cigarette.
Their families will mourn them the same.
They reach the main doors, and Dustin sees his mom has pulled into a pick up lane, blinkers on. He turns to Eddie, and burries his face in his neck.
Eddie takes it in stride, parting his back and giving him a bit of a squeeze. It's not as good a hug as Steve gives, but that bar is only really surpassed by his mom, so it's still a good hug.
"please be careful, Eddie."
"ah," says Eddie, and he pulls back slightly. "We are, man. You're close to both of us and didn't suspect. We know what we're doing."
Dustin raised his eyebrows. Now that he has context, a lot of interactions between Steve and Eddie in the wake of getting them out of the Upside Down seem a lot less friendly.
Eddie chuckles. "Seriously. We are. It was just hard during everything, and, well, we both feel safe around you guys. I think Steve's been gearing up to ask me if we can tell all of you sheepies soon."
"yeah?"
"yeah, bud. Don't worry about us."
"Considering you just got released and Steve is still in the hospital, I think a little worrying over you jackasses is justified."
Eddie smirks. "Fine. A normal and reasonable amount of worrying, then. But no more than that. Now, git! Your ma's waiting on you."
Dustin smiles, "yeah, yeah. I'll see you tomorrow."
"yep. You know where to find me."
He waves again as he hopes into the front seat, and buckles his seatbelt before Ma can ask him to. He smiles at her, and feels oddly...grounded. a mystery has been solved, even if Dustin doesn't have all the pieces, he still has the big picture.
"everything alright, Dusty? Nothing wrong with Steve, is there?" She asks, even as she changes out of park.
"yeah, yeah. Just accidentally stumbled over something saying goodbye, and was worried about them. But everything is fine. Robin and Eddie have Steve handled."
They turn out of the hospital parking lot, heading for home. Ma smiles. It's softer, more indulgent than usual. "Yes. They're good for each other, I think. Compliment one another nicely."
Dustin doesn't bother asking which set she's talking about, thinks maybe they both know.
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justkennadi · 9 months
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Seeing Nerd!Armin’s dorm for the first time
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Notes: Kinda continuation of my nervous nerd post but it doesn’t have to be if u don’t want to
content: Nerd!Armin x blk/fem!reader, mostly fluff, a bit suggestive here and there but nothing too explicit 👍🏾
- Armin called you the second he got back to his dorm, he just loves ur voice sm!
-The boy was obsessed i tell y’all…
- You guys talked for hours that night and for the next few weeks you guys would talk every night until like 3am talking about whatever…
- “Sooo, you got a roommate or sum?”, You’d ask one night.
-“Oh, not really. I live in the coed mini apartments. We have our own rooms…I guess it still counts though huh…” Armin softly said.
-Come to find out y’all both do!
-After learning this you asked to come over one day.
-Armin was a nervous wreck. He spent hours trying to clean up and make the place look nice before you came over. He also begged Eren to leave too.
-“Why?” Eren asked but Armin not wanting to really say just responded in a squeaky, “…Because!”
-Eren just stared for a second and then busted out laughing, “OHhhh, i see..😏”
-Armin tried to explain that’s not what was happening here but Eren just yelled back, “Have fun!” as he left out the door.
- Armin was in the middle of cleaning his glasses when you knocked on the door. He jumped a bit as his heart began to beat and he stared to blush at the thought of you seeing where he stayed.
-After one last quick check in the mirror he opened the door, greeted you and to his surprise you gave him a hug!
-He kinda just froze and smiled. Very awkward but cute..
-You wore a cute plain green dress that went to your knees, a black jean jacket to go over it and some black uggs. You also had your hair in a bun(if u don’t have enough for a bun sorry just pretend u got a wig on or something). He loved how good you looked even in simple outfits.
-He let you in as you looked around admiring how neat it was. “It’s so cleannn up in here, y’all might be the cleanest college boys i know!” You exclaimed. “Where is your roommate anyway?”
- “Oh, um, out..” Armin said blushing a little at your compliment.
- “Is he a smarty pants like you too?”
-“No, um, not at all..” Armin said. He stared at you as you laughed at that. He couldn’t believe you were in the place he stayed.. He fr had a girl over!!
- Armin showed you around a bit, avoiding Eren’s messy room and saving his own for last. He mainly focused on his favorite parts like the plants by the window and the bookshelf in the hallway.
- “So, what do you want to do now y/n?” Armin asked after he finished showing you the tiny kitchen. You smiled at how he said your name. It kinda had a sultry tone but you didn’t know if he meant that or not.
- “Um…i don’t know. Can i see your room?” You kind of hesitated to ask cause you didn’t want him to think you wanted to do anything crazy just yet, tbh you just wanted to see😭
- “Oh! Uh, sure, follow me…” He led you to his room and opened the door and stepped aside so you could go in..
- It was really clean and definitely showed his nerdy personality. Book, books and more books first of all. His desk was clean but also messy at the same time? Papers and folders and a couple textbooks covers the top and on the desk hutch there were more books and some pencils.
- His bed was made and he seems to go for a black and white theme throughout the room. He had black bedsheets, his desk was white and his curtain had a black and white pattern. Oh and it smelled nice, like fresh laundry.
- “I like your room, Arlert.” You turned to him and saw his whole face was red.
-“Oh, um yeah, thanks…” He mumbled. He was just flustered at the fact a girl was in his room!
-You laughed at this and poked him and teased, “Stop being so nervous, boy!”
-He just smiled at you and laughed a bit. This is when you noticed how soft and blue his eyes were behind his lens.
- Y’all spent the rest of that evening really chilling and watching shows on hulu/netflix/whatevr. Armin ordered a pizza which was plain but you weren’t complaining cause it was a sweet gesture.
-You left at around 8 but before you got out you hugged Armin again to say bye and Eren walked in.
-“Heyyy, pretty lady.” He smirked after seeing you. You pulled away from Armin and he rolled his eyes. Eren laughed it off and said he was joking(he already had eyes on another girl anyways). You just waved and left.
-“Sooooo?” Eren asked looking over at a very embarrassed Armin who just said, “No, we did not.”
- You both ofc called each other again that night to talk about that day and when Armin should come over to your place next time.
-You both felt closer than ever after that day ❤️
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minnielvr · 8 months
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DIE FOR YOU - chapter 8 : "party"
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y/n received a text from hyunjin saying that he left, so she made her way out of her dorm too.
"y/n be safe!!" yunjin called from behind
"yea and if you go home with hyunjin tell us!" hanni called out and snickered.
y/n scoffed and whispered a little 'fuck off' under her breath. why does everyone thinks she likes him?
y/n soon arrived at the party and was about to text hyunjin until she felt a pair of big hands cover her eyes and ask, "guess who?" she pushed his hands off and said "well hello to you too hyunjin."
the two then walked inside and hyunjin was bombarded by a wave of people, asking him what was he doing here and what his plans were. he realized that he came here for you and didn't want you to be uncomfortable so he told everyone that he was just going to chill.
y/n was standing there awkwardly until hyunjin waved his hand in front of her face.
"helloooo y/nn!! you there?"
"huh uh- yeah sorry i just got zoned out." she lied. y/n did not get zoned out. what actually happened was she locked eyes with jang wonyoung, the campus IT girl. she had everyone wrapped around her finger, except y/n of course. y/n was scared that wonyoung would see her with hyunjin and start some rumors, so she quickly pulled him along.
"lets go get some drinks hyunjin" she pulled him along
"wow i didn't expect you to be that enthusiastic" he smiled
the two made it to the drink table and ended up taking one too many shots. next thing you know they're all over each other, dancing together to the rythm of the music. all was well until wonyoung walked up to the two of them and pushed y/n off him.
that sobered her up real quick. who gave that bitch permission to put her hands on her?
"wonyoung what the fuck?" y/n yelled
"sorry y/n, its just that, my hyunjinnie promised me that he would spend some time with me. and i really miss him." she sighed and gave an innocent look.
that confused y/n even more. are they dating? why didn't hyunjin tell her? why does she care so much?
"uhmmm w-what are you taaalking about....wonyoung" hyunjin was still very drunk and didn't know what was going on.
"awww baby its okay," she moved his bang out of his eyes, "me and you can go have some fun now" she smirked and started taking him to a room.
but y/n wasn't having any of that. it's one thing to interrupt them and make false claims, but now she was about to do something to hyunjin while he was drunk? yea, no way. so y/n blocked the door with her body and looked at wonyoung.
"can't you see he's drunk?" y/n asked
"okay. and?" wonyoung laughed
"if you take him into that room while he's not in his right mind, that would be considered as assault."
a few people standing by heard the commotion and all gasped. they all thought wonyoung was doing something bad. wonyoung took notice of everyones reaction and immediately pushed hyunjin away towards y/n and faced their little audience.
"n-no. guys trust me it's not what you think! i didn't know he was drunk i swear!!" she started to fake cry and ran off.
after that, everyone disappeared, going off to do their own thing.
y/n sighed to herself and looked at hyunjin, he was resting half his body on her, almost passed out.
"now what do we do with you..." she sighed and then managed to drag him outside, she then asked which was his car so she could put him inside the passenger seat.
"hyunjin. hyunjin!!!" y/n called out
"y-yeaaa" he raised his head up from her shoulder.
"which car is yours?" she grabbed his chin and turned it to the front where all the cars were.
"ohhhh you know....the really fast one."
"wowww thats so cool!!! which color though?" y/n decided to play along so he could answer her faster
"rrred." then he pointed at his car.
y/n made hyunjin stand up as much as he could and she lead them over to his car. once they got to it, y/n took a moment to appreciate it. it was a red porshce 911.
"can you give me your keys hyunjin?" y/n put her hand out.
"mmmmmm no!" he laughed
"hyunjin i really need those keys so we can put you in there and get you home" y/n was growing irritated now. he's like a baby.
"but i don't wanna go home....i wanna stay here with you." he said the last part in a whisper while pouting at her.
y/n's breath hitched. why does she have butterflies in her stomach all of a sudden? it's just the alcohol speaking, she told herself. but then again, a drunk mans words are a sober mans thoughts right? it was all so confusing for her.
"you don't mean that hyunjin. you're drunk. now please give me your keys."
hyunjin gave her his keys reluctantly and let her seat him inside. once she got inside and buckled up, she turned her head to hyunjin to ask the way to his house. but before she could ask, she saw that he fell asleep.
she chuckled to herself and pushed his head towards the window so he wouldn't have a sore neck. but now the problem was, how could she get back to his house? so she texted felix and asked for their address, explaining what happened.
they arrived in front of his house and y/n lightly tapped hyunjins shoulder to wake him up.
"hyunjinnn, we're here. wake up!" she said in a shushed tone
"mmmm not yet." he turned towards her and was about to grab her hand until she saw felix open the door.
"heyyy y/n thanks for dropping him off. i know he's hard to deal with" he started to put hyunjins arm over his own."
"ah its not problem really. anyway i should get going now. bye!" she gave him a little smile and a slight wave.
"wait! you're just going to walk? i mean...its pretty far from here and it's night time..." he stopped her
"oh its no biggie, i'll be quick and i'm sure nothing will happened. have a good night!" and with that, she was off.
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blacktobackmesa · 6 months
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Circus Peanuts - a Half Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware Minific
It's the middle of the night, and one eldritch horror calls another to talk about that clown cartoon. Canon to the Streamman fanfiction continuity, but exists on its own.
Written as part of my personal NaNoWriMo challenge to work on fiction for an hour a day.
“You’d tell me if I was like Caine, right?”
“...whu?”
“I–I  know it’s late,” The caller stammered. “Sorry. I saw you were up from your Discord… thingy. The… fuck, I don’t know works. Words. The green dot.”
“Status. The status thingy..”
“Yeah, you can tell I just woke up, huh? It’s nothing. Sorry–”
“No, no, don’t hang up,” the recipient cut in. “Commit to your bit. You wanted to ask about Cane’s.”
That made him laugh. Victory. “No, not Cane’s. Caine. The ringmaster guy.”
The recipient’s eyebrows furrowed for a moment, then raised to the brim of his bonnet. “Talking about the clown show?”
“Yeah, way to not make me feel goofy about it.” 
“Fuck. No, that’s– didn’t mean to sound like that. That’s a real question. You mean the teeth from the clown puppet show.”
“Yeah, that. That’s the… wait, puppet?”
“Cartoons are picture puppets, y’know?.”
“We can unpack that later,” the caller decided.  
“Was it a dream or just night thoughts? Or something else?”
“Dream.”
The recipient crossed one leg over the other and curled his finger around an imaginary phone cord. “You wanna tell me about it?”
“Mm. I don’t remember the whole thing, but I’ll tell you the important stuff.”
The recipient waited for a moment as his friend got his thoughts sorted. 
“We were playing something together, the whole team. There were some parts where it was streamed? But other times that wasn’t part of it, and it was hard to tell who was the host. But I must have gone through the wrong door or something, and I ended up in the Amazing Digital Circus. The place, not the… the cartoon. I mean, I guess it was in the cartoon, since it’s about the place. It really depends–”
“Did that matter?”
“What?”
“If it was the place or the cartoon.”
“I don’t know.”
“Keep going.”
Yeah, he could practically hear the eyes rolling. “Alright. Well, I was there. The team wasn’t. And I was kind of in Pomni’s role– you know, the jester girl. But she was there, too, so it was more like I was just the new guy after her.”
“It’s your self insert fanfiction.”
“Fuck, yeah. That’s… that’s legiterately what it… that’s not a word. Literally, legitimately what it was.”
“Be cringe and free.”
“I wasn’t free, though!” He almost laughed. “That’s the whole thing about the circus, you’re stuck there. And that’s why Caine does the adventures, right? He’s… I mean, there’s lots of ways to interpret the pilot, but that’s what I figured: Caine does the adventures so that the people trapped there have something to keep them occupied and fulfilled and all that. He’s not exactly, uh, sane about it, but he’s not trying to hurt them, he just doesn’t understand what it’s like to be them, he knows they need something to interact with and just makes shit up so they have something to do with their lives–”
“Ohhhh.”
“You get it?”
“Yeah. That’s fucked,” he confirmed. “Now breathe before you pass out.”
From the sounds on the other end, that’s just what he did. 
“So whuhappen?”
“It’s a little fuzzy,” the caller went on. “We had some task, but it changed through dream logic stuff. Something like finding keys in eggs. But my brain wasn’t fully locked into the dream logic, so whenever something changed it just fucked with me real hard. I was just freaking out about being stuck there, about not being able to go back home, what would happen to my kid and my apartment and…”
He trailed off. 
“And what?”
He took a deep breath. 
“You guys,” he finished. “What would happen to you guys if I was gone. That’s when… this is the part that fucked with me, I guess. At some point, even though they still looked and sounded like the cartoon characters, my brain decided that the circus characters were the Science Team.”
“Oh, cool. Was I the bunny?”
“Was–” he wheezed a little. “I don’t know. That’s not important.” “It is.”
“No.”
“Yuh-huh.”
“No, it wasn’t– it wasn’t a direct, one-to-one thing. It was more like the concept. The concepts got crossed. It wasn’t… I didn’t Kin Assign you guys.”
“Boo.”
“Ignoring that. It was around that time that Caine kind of disappeared from the dream, and I didn’t even notice until I woke up. Instead, I had to be the one who set up things to do to keep the circus team busy. And when I got into that, my mind kind of… stopped being about being trapped. The dream kind of morphed, the way dreams do. By the time I woke up, it wasn’t even about being trapped in the circus anymore. It was brainstorming for next week’s stream, just inside the circus. It happened so smoothly.” 
There was a lull in the conversation. The caller seemed out of steam. The listener continued to twirl their invisible phone cord.
“You wanna play Carnival Games for the Wii next week?”
“...No, Benrey. Not really.”
“Why?”
“...I don’t know. Motion controls.”
“You use VR legiterately all the time.”
“Heh. Maybe.”
“Maybe yes?”
“Look, just… thanks for listening.”
“Mm. Thanks for talking.”
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mrchaosman · 2 months
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(As you and Noelle walks in the Snowy area....).
????: GREET-TTINGS.
Noelle: AHHHHHHHH.
????: NO, DON'T-TTT SCREAM, PLEASE.
I'M NOT-TT AN ENEMY, I'M A FRIEND.
Noelle: Fr... Friend?.
????: NO.... NOELLE.
IS T-TTTHAT YOU?.
OHHHH, NOELLE, I HAVE MISSED YOU SOO MUCH.
Noelle: ahh. Thanks but Who are you?.
????: OHHH, WHERE IS MY MANNERS?.
LET-TTT ME INT-TTTRODUCE MYSELF.
MY NAME IS ICEDYNE.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME NOW?.
Noelle: Ohhhhh, I remember, you are the snowman that I and Kris made when we were kids.
I was afraid you gonna "die" and that's why we put you in the fridge.
Fuhahahahahhah.
Icedyne: HAA HAA HAA.
HOW BEAUT-TTIFUL.
WELL, T-TTHIS PLACE IS VERY DANGEROUS.
YOU T-TTWO BETT-TTTTER LEAVE IT-TT.
I'LL HELP YOU, MY DEAREST-TT NOELLE.
Noelle: Thanks.
You very nice.
Icedyne: GO BEFORE ME.
Noelle: a.. alright.
Come on, Kris.
(Noelle left the area).
Icedyne:...
...
WELL.
AND IF YOU GONNA ST-TTTICK AROUND.
ST-TTAY FRIENDLY OR ELSE YOU'LL REGRET-TTT IT-TT.
I'LL PUT-TTT MY EYE ON YA.
(Icedyne ran away).
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(You walk near the woods, you can hear someone talking...).
????: SHE'S HERE.
SHE'S FINALLY HERE.
I CAN END IT-TT HERE.
I CAN PUT-TTT T-TTTHIS POINT-TTTLESS WORLD IN AN ET-TTTERNAL SNOWST-TTTORM.
BUT-TTT T-TTHAT-TTT LIGHT-TTTNER MIGHT-TTT RUIN MY PLANS.
I HAVE T-TTTO GET-TTTT RID OF T-TTTHEM.
LET-TTT'S SEE HOW T-TTHEY LIKE SNOWBALLS.
SOON.
SOON T-TTTHIS WORLD WILL KNOW T-TTTHE MEANING OF T-TTTHE IMMORT-TTALIT-TTTY.
HEE HEE.
HEE HEE HEE HAA HAA HAA.
(Icedyne notice You).
(Icedyne leaves).
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Noelle: Kris, this might be the exist, let's hope it'll-
(Noelle falls).
Noelle: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
Susie: Noelle, are you alright.
(*She knocked out).
(But before You can do anything).
(You got attracted).
Ralsei: OH no, kris, Noelle. Are you two alright?
Susie: KRIS, NOELLE.
Icedyne: YES, YES, YESSSSSSSS.
SHE IS MINE.
SHE IS ALL MINE.
WITT-TTH HER, TT-TTHIS WORLD WILL KNOW T-TTTHE MEANING OF T-TTTHE IMMORT-TTALIT-TTTY.
Susie: Who, In the actual Hell are you?.
Icedyne: T-TTTHE NAME'S ICEDYNE.
AND SOON, YOUR LITT-TTTLE WORLD IS GONNA GET-TT FROST-TTTED.
Susie: The Hell are you even talking about?.
Icedyne: DON'T-TT YOU GET-TTT IT-TT.
YOUR "FRIEND" IS NOT-TTTHING BUT-TT A KILLER.
I'LL SAVE T-TTTHE WORLDS FROM T-TTHEM.
OH AND ABOUT-TTT NOELLE.
SHE IS "SLEEPING" SHE ISN'T-TTT FORCED TO SEE T-TTTHE DEST-TTTRUCT-TTION T-TTHAT-TT ABOUT-TTT TO HAPPEN RIGHT-TTT NOW-.
(Susie casted Rude Buster spell at Icedyne).
Icedyne: AHHGGGGHHGGGHHHHH.
(Icedyne "melted" down).
(You and Noelle waked up).
Noelle: Ahh, what happened?.
Susie: It's a Long story, anyway, let's leave, before anything happens.
Ralsei: the dark fountain is not far from here).
(But before they leave).
(Icicles rises from the ground, blocking the way).
Icedyne: NOT-TTTT. T-TTTTHAT-TTT. FAAAAAAASSSSSST-TTTTTTT.
(Suddenly, Icedyne, became a way stronger than before).
Icedyne: T-TTTHIS POWER.......... IS COLD.
IT-TTTT'S VERY COLD.
I CAN HEAR T-TTTHE SNOW, AND T-TTTHE ICE.
FALLING AS ONE.
Susie: OH Yeah, Well guess what?, Dummy, we leaving, Otherwise I'll enjoy smashing your head.
Icedyne: T-TTHAT-TTT SO.
YOU THINK YOU CAN WIN.
T-TTTTHEN T-TTRY T-TTTHIS.
HEHEHEHEHHHAAHAHAHEHEHAHAHAHAH.
(Icedyne Attacks You).
(But within....).
(You are Green Now).
Icedyne: WHAT-TTTT!!!!.
Susie: I Guess we gonna do my way then, huh?.
Icedyne: SO BET-TTTT.
(The Ground crackles with Snow and Ice).
Icedyne: IF YOU REALLY WANT-TTT T-TTTO LEAVE.
(Icedyne summoned his Spear).
Icedyne: T-TTTTHEN YOU HAVE T-TTTO T-TTRY A MORE HARDER T-TTTHEN T-TTTTHAT-TTTT.
HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEH.
(Battle starts).
(Check: ICEDYNE THE ICEDYING 800 ATK, 700 DEF.
A Frosted Hero Appears).
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kattystripes14 · 1 year
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Rise Turtles x Lesbian!GN!Reader
🩶Imagine the Turtles have a crush on a Lesbian!Reader or they're Omni and prefer women or they only comment on girls in movies or smth-
🩶Generally they have the impression that the reader wouldn't like them back, but either that's not true (the reader also likes men) or the reader slowly realises they also have a crush on one of the turtles and just has this "Oh shit I like men" moment, lmao.
🩶It would go slightly differently for each of them tho:
💙Leo would probably flirt anyways cause it's Leo. If you tell him to back off tho he will.
💙He'd probably never get over you, so you'd have a long window to figure it out, but it'd be a *huge* surprise if you told him you liked him. I'm talking blinding, over the moon grin, pick you up and twirl you around kind of excited.
💙"Wait, you're serious?! This isn't a prank, right? No cameras, no Donnies, no set up, no-"
🩶"-Leo!! (Leo, it's not a set up, quiet down!)"
💙"So you really like me?! This is incredible!! So what about me brought you to the dark side, was it my handsome good looks? My awesome sense of humor? It had to be my famously humble personality. C'mon Y/N, what was it?!"
🩶"Leo, put me down!!"
💙"I can't believe you liked me back all of this time!"
🩶"Hold on, 'back'?"
💙"...D-Did I say that?"
💜Donnie probably wouldn't pick up on the fact that you seem to prefer girls just as he wouldn't at first pick up on the fact that he likes you. If you straight up tell him though, he'll probably shoot himself down before he could even get close to you.
💜Cut to Donnie locking himself in the lab and moping for a while, meanwhile everyone's trying to figure out what happened. If you were to catch him on one of the rare food runs to the kitchen and tell him, he wouldn't know how to react.
💜"You... conradicted your previous statement?"
🩶"Yeah, well, stuff like that can change."
💜"..." "...Me?"
🩶"Mmhm."
💜"...Wow.
💜He feels like you just unlocked the secrets of the universe and proven the impossible to be possible. And although he doesn't have as much of a visible reaction, he's just as ecstatic as Leo if not more.
💜All this time I never imagined you'd reciprocate..."
🩶"Reciprocate?"
💜"!!- Uh- I think my ears have picked up on Raphala calling me to the training room- berightbackY/Nseeyoulater, bye!!!"
🩶"Pfft. Goofball."
❤️Raph would respect your boundaries and understand that you don't sway that way. He'd still be a bit hurt, and still act flustered towards you, but he knows you won't like him back.
❤️The more you hang out with him the quicker you realise you have a crush on him, but he already thinks it's not possible. If you were to tell him, he would most definitely short circuit.
❤️"Wha- H-How-? Really?!"
🩶"Yeah, shocker for both of us, isn't it?"
❤️"But I thought..???"
🩶"I guess you're the exception."
❤️"Huh. Wow- and you've liked me back all of this time?!"
🩶"Back~?"
❤️"...Oops."
🧡Mikey picks up on it before it comes up in conversation. And while he respects your boundaries just as much as Raph, he's a bit torn. He knows for a fact that you won't reciprocate his feelings for you, but some part of him thinks that you might.
🧡Everyone else finds it very obvious that he likes you and the moment you realize it too is the moment you realize you *do* like him back.
🧡When you finally tell him he's even more excited than Leo and Donnie *combined!* You are in for the tightest, warmest, cuddliest hug for at least the next hour.
🧡"I knew it! I knew it!! Ohhhh you don't know how happy I am to hear you say that, Y/N!!"
🩶"Ack-! M-Mike- as much as I l-love your hugs, my lungs-!!"
🧡"Oh!! Crap, sorry!"
🧡He continues to bounce on his heels a flap his hands while he raves on about how excited he is. (As if you couldn't see it for yourself. Or maybe you couldn't because of how blinding his smile was.)
🧡"This has gotta be the best day of my life!! I can't believe you liked me back this whole time!! I knew it, I knew it!!"
🩶"Aww, you liked me too?"
🧡"Heck yeah, baby!! Since forever!!"
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sparkbugs · 6 months
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Ep 105 of jrwi liveblog!! My thoughts and reactions under the cut :3
The psa is so real good on you jay
Skip to like 20 mins in cause I forgor to write-
The egg joke was great LMAO. Also BIRD BIRD :D also. They left the tortle to die???? Oopsie I fucking guess??
Underground town :o chip pls just follow bird bird mannnn
I’m still so worried about Early Drey and Finn on the boat oh my goddddddd (THANK GOD THE SHIP IS SAFE WAA)
NEW NPC WIRH ART OHGHDHHS I LOVE HER??? Whomst are you… pink smithy lady… OHGGGGGG TRICELLE ROLFAERA YOU ARE ALSO GORGEOUS
Bird bird my bestie… they better save everyone on this island man like I get it’s their home but they don’t need to be stuck here anymore
HOLYYY SHITTT 7’2… who is this… artists I kiss u /p you’re so fuckin talented and the art you’ve made is so so pretty
IGNEOUS!!! IVE SEEN ART OF THIS BOY OH HES RAINBOW HES SO COOOOL
LMAO GILLION THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU <3
This woman. I want to be her friend.. ZAMIA :D BE MY FRIEND PLS YOURE SO COOL
I love how they’re arguing in front of these people LMAOOO “you lot are crazy, man” yea igneous. They’re a bit insane but it’s ok!!
“We’re the weird kind of pirates that throw our money off the boat and save things” 💀 yea well.
Well they’re gonna go beat up bad pirates that are killing these people and something bars gonna happen cause when does it ever go right!!! Haha. Ha. (Referencing a Spoiler I know that happens but I have no idea When it happens)
Group huddle moment!! Bring all these people on the ship I don’t care :) save them all somehow
Gilly nugget of wisdom. He’s smart I agree with him
There’s a lot :( just. Aaaag
God taking out the corruption on their own is going to be. Terrible.
Yeaaa gillion you. Need to stop dying please <3
GILLION JUST LIKE ME FR brother you cannot save everyone I understand. I get it man but you cannot save everyone you have to look out for yourself
Hallow spell :o time to google what the spell means- aw hell yea protection spot
GOO DRAGON… chip praying? Never thought I’d see the day- oh he. Corrupted nvm
PRETZEL PLUSH ON THE FLOOR OF GRIZZ ROOM - SHE !!!!!! I think so anyway- SHE MOVED
Whomst was taken. They’re gonna get her back
Oh they have a boss that was taken :(
Just noticed puppy behind grizz :o they eepin
Zamia :( SO MANY SAPPHICS IN JRWI I love them all.
“We’re gonna help as best as we can but we also need help getting around here” seems like a reasonable request as they brought Knock back anyways.
Zamia I love you already :( you deserve the world, y’all gonna get out of here don’t worry
RABBIT! RABBIT!!!! And fox… ogghhdjs everyone on this island. They’re my favorites ever.
GIVE AWAY THE PANTS!!! QUEEN YEAHHH MAKE THEM NEW CLOTHES :D give them hope. This is so good I love this sm
Petlen!!! Trinket friend. MAGIC ROCK! Rock. Love rocks… OMG GIVE THEM FOODS FEED THEMSSS
HAJDJDISH switch blade.. AWEJDIS PETLEN :( I love them
ALICE? What how do you say her name. Smithy… “I saw you smithing from across the room” yeah I would’ve said that too tbh
CHIP FINALLY GETS STUDDED LEATHER GIVE HIM BETTER ARMOR HOLY SHIT!!!
This is we’re Knock gets the “yuh” from too-
DOES SHEBSAY ANYHING ELSE LMAOOOO I love her
Uh ohs. Jay. The map!!!! Huh hahdjgdja map??? What. Uh oh. Wuh oh
Corruptionnnb aaaaaa
LMAOOO “you see something bad? You RUN!”
17 ac finally jeez.. yay armor and upgrades
Spider webs… haha this is gonna go terribly
Ohhhh who fucked up- GRYFFON NOOOOOOO
Everything is fine everything is fine everything is fine the scuttling means nothing everything is fine everything is fineeeee
Queeeeeennn aaaaaaaahshsgaia
AAAAA spider that’s not a friend that’s not a friend uh ohssss ahahahaaa VORTEX WARP HELL YEA SMART MOVE- oh the web. RUNNNNNN A FUCK
This is fine :) I wanna be where the people areeeee I wanna seee wanna see em dancing.
Petrol.. patrol. Same thing…. (Also currently making burger while watching so I’m multitasking this is fun)
Gillion. You what. I mean yea but also haha that’s terrifying haha please be careful
Backstreets back ALRIGHT! Haha uh oh “what you don’t see” uh. Hehe there’s a heart or something.
“Like nuts” … Charlie please.
… haha! Uh oh!!!!! Hahahahdjdhgsja
This episode was great I’m so nervous. For what comes next! Hahaha!!!
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SEASON 3 EPISODE 1 REACTION PART 2!!
I am a big ranter and don't shut up so I have had to make it a second part, sorry people, anyway, LETS GO
"You're family now" WELL DAMN, Hunter is just getting adopted left right and centre! As he should be, HUNTER BABY, NO DON'T CRY, god nobody has ever shown him kindness in his like, 16 years of life huh (me neither pal, me neither)
I will never get over how cute Gus and Hunter being nerds about this sci-fi book, like damn bro. BUT CAMILA, what are you hiding?! Either she wrote this book or it was her husband's
AHHH LUZ AND AMITY COSPLAYING THEIR FAVOURITE FICTIONAL GIRLFRIENDS, I am going feral, god someone be the Luz to my Amity. ALSO Azura's green hair is iconic, I will one day dye my hair that green, just you wait
THE COMPUTER WALLPAPER?! Fuckkkkkkk, they are so goals it literally hurts my soul, I am going to cry in a minute!
The costumes are so good!! However Amity's costume (I think the character's name was Hecate?) reminds me of Rosaline but with Daisy's hair colour (Mario characters if you get me) but also some other character but I have 0 idea who, I'll think about it
BUT HEY, GREEN GOOP DON'T BE ON HUNTER'S SKIN!
Oooo Belos lore! And his brother, who is barely mentioned so i am desperate to know more
THE BROTHER'S NAME WAS CALEB! FUCKING KNEW IT, but that means a lot..... Are "Grimwalkers" just a clone of Caleb? Philip's weird attempt to keep his brother? And maybe he died because of a palisman? God I don't know, BUT WAIT, BECAUSE FLAPJACK WAS AN ABANDONED PALISMAN BECAUSE OF THE BATQUEEN HAD HIM, MAYBE HE WAS CALEB'S!
OH FUCK YEAH I WAS RIGHT, however this was probably obvious considering we immediately find it out after I guessed it, damn
"Sounds like big bro got a hot witch girlfriend and little bro got upset. But, that's just me" Masha, I fucking love you
Hunter is sweating and stressing though, bless him
YEAH HUNTER WHAT THE HECK, poor flapjack, but also I get it, still feel bad for flapjack but Hunter be going through a lot, i get him
THE CUTTING THE HAIR WITH A SWORD IS SO RELATABLE, but also these video diaries being from when she was young and everything with her dad AND HER DAD LEAVING HER THE BOOK, AH
OH GOD I JUST REMEMBERED THE FIRST SCENE OF SEASON 1 WAS LUZ'S BOOK REPORT WHERE SHE BROUGHT IN A SNAKE! OHHHH God.
WOAH, Hunter is being controlled by this green goop! I swear if he turns into the Belos creature and Hunter becomes the villain I will have to sob
WOAH IS BELOS CONTROLLING HUNTER! HELL NAH DAMN IT, WE HAVE TO WATCH HUNTER BECOME THE MAYBE VILLAIN, this is horrible
WHY ARE YOU CALLING LUZ/FLAPJACK EVELYN! WASN'T THAT THE WITCH!?! FUCK
DO NOT KILL FLAPJACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT! NOOOOOOOOOO
WAIT NO HE IS ALIVE, I swear if flapjack dies I will sue the studio
CAMILA TO THE RESCUE! Woah, cool portal, but that shouldn't be what I focus on
I am not kidding, if Flapjack and/or Hunter dies, I will go insane and nobody will see me for the next 100 days
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T TURN INTO PARTICLES FLAPJACK, YOU CAN STILL LIVE, please, i swear
"Is everyone else okay?" YES YOU SELFISH PRICK, OF COURSE BUT STOP ASKING ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE
.................................... YOU MUST BE KIDDING, they wouldn't kill off flapjack right!? He comes back, I know he does. You'll see. This isn't "delusional" or "denial" IT WILL HAPPEN
"TOOK YOUR MOTHER TO THE DEMON REALM!" Again, Camila to the rescue, fucking love her, CAN'T WAIT FOR CAMILA AND EDA TO MEET
VEE MY ICON, good luck trying to be everything sweetie, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
OKAY! Episode 1 done people! That was, scary, damn. But we survived the first episode! AND nobody died! FLAPJACK DIDN'T DIE OKAY, I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL, HE SHOWS UP LATER IN THIS SEASON, I CAN TELL
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ECHOESSSSSSSSSSS Python, i'm sorry, but i'm not sure if i'm gonna use you. Tobin is cooler and has a lot more stats on you cause of the base villager class. Also i'm pretty sure the max unit count is 10.
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ALRIGHT BOYS LETS GO KILL!
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Goodness. He looks so punchable. Then again, thats kinda the point :p
Just realized that because hes blown up on my computer, Desaix looks like he doesnt have any pupils. Spooky
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Alm, two apples tall: Damn, this bit is so versatile...
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99% sure hes gonna defect. cause hes an ass.
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See?
Cant wait to send you reeling on your ass Fernand... ...My VA sensors are tingling again, and its toward Desaix. Okay... lemme scroll down here... Spits out drink
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Okay, what else...
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A WHAT HOLY SHIT THATS AMAZING Talented man... I guess this is what would happen if Igor served Narl-[I am Shot]
Anyways back to Fernand complaining about his previous job to Desaix
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GET ADOPTED IDIOT
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Love the word dastard, its like bastard but less! Also new name alert!!!! Neato
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Ohhhh i could make so many Persona Jokes...
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WOAH CUTSCENE!
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This guy get his armor made out of his hair or something?
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YEAH I FEEL THE SAME WAY FERNAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE Good lord this cutscene is pretty, thank god my emu has a pause function...
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They look kinda cute together ngl
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LOUD CHEERING!!!!
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Thats the spirit!!! He must have had a self-confidence arc off screen
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Okay so uh im going to bring attention to the VA here, cause holy shit that read was so good?!?!? like just before the line i heard him doing a small breath in-and-out to psyche himself up???? Like ough... the boy........
MEANWHILE
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Damn, you know he is a Scary Guy when he gets a whole intro cutscene and also his own theme with a harpsichord. Only Serious Business with Berkut.
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:3 Famous last words :3 Also Berkut's Theme is so fuckin good what???????
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I see, so hes like Evil Sigurd Loves his wife and is evil
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Oh boy I love being a fly on the wall!!! Such wonderful things I get to hear!
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I mean, birth is unknown, he could be a lost prince or something, knowing FE.
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*sneezes in SMT IV*
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@beantothemax I THINK I NEED TO TELL BERKUT SOMETHING RIGHT THE FUCK NOW....
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Anyways Fernand and Berkut are Instant Best Friends out of their Classism. Im glad that Fernand found someone to be friends with
Clive divorce arc...
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HUH so rudolf is the king of the evil place I forget its name, Rudel??
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Allllrighty! that cutscene was pretty dense, so ill leave the battle and post-battle stuff for another ask. REGARDLESS! Lets take a look at the battlefield!
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...This is what youre using to defend the castle? that is kinda hilarious tbh.
Thought there would be more.
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Ohhh boy that looks like its gonna be Fun.
I'm 99% sure the game wants me to try splitting up my team, but i really dont like doing that. So i'll try not. But i mean, we have the power of the turnwheel if things get hairy, soooooo
Anyways, lets begin the fight!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BERKUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
RINEA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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PRIDE AND ARROGANCE GOES HARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
me going insane aside, that is my favorite cutscene in the game tbh, like animated cutscene. I also love Berkut and Rinea if you couldn't tell, evil sigurd is a really funny description, you're so right for that
And also, you're so right, the voice acting in this game is so fantastic, best in the series imo. Just you wait until you hear more Berkut, his voice acting actually goes so hard
Clives wife consoling him after Clives husband left him for a bigger classist
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thatcheeseycandle · 2 months
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//SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 31 OF IN PURSUIT OF SELF
DING DING DING IVE REBLOGGED THE CHAPTER ITS TIME FOR THE REACTION TO IPOS CHP 31 WOOOOOOOOO
AGHGHSHDHFBFHSB THE TITLE CARD, AS ALWAYS, GOT ME HYPEDDDD AUDISJHA HD JSHANCBANDNDN
Wiat HWTA WHAT WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED?????
Ay AYYYYYY GREEN ARROW HERE AS EMPTIPNAL SUPPORT BEHAKAHDHD
AweewjahddvAJWSHAHDBDB FOUND FAMILY MOMENT NUMBER ONE
Oh no OH GOSH TORNADO- BEHAHAHAHHAHDJAHDHAHAH NGL WHEN I FIRST HEARD OF IT TOO I HAD THE SAME FEELING HEHAHAHDBNA
Okay boiler sludge is a fair name for it actually HEHAJHDNNNFNF
Oh OH TRUST ME TORNADO THEY REALLY ARE-
Arrow ARROW JUSKO- THE CATS ARE FIGHTING AGAIN THEY REALLY ARE-
Ay AY AN ARGUEMENT???? OKAY IM KINDA RECALLING ON WHAT IT COULD BE- WAIT PARDON????? OKAY THATS GOOD ARROWS TRYNA YKNOW BE GOOD
helahdDGHELAUSGD I NEEDED A FEW SECONDS TO PROCESS WHAT SHE JUST SAID IM SORRY BEHAHABDHD
I JUST GOT A QUICK FLASHBACK TO WHAT TAW VALLEY SAID ABOUT EVERYONE FLIRTING WITH SCOT WHEN I REAF THAT AND I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE TRUE NGL
Oh to be not famous and oh to just live peacefully- (insert very loud opera music)
Yes YES FIESTY TORNADO BEHAHF
AHEHAHDBD YES TORNADO ONE OF THE TRUEST WORDS YOUVE EVER SAID THEY ARE A CUTE COUPLE
Im sorry TAW VALLEY SAID WHAT NOW???? OHHHH BOYYY IM ALL EARS I REALLY AM IM ALL EARS ALL EYES AND EARS
Ohhh OHHHSHSHDHDKDBD TORNADO YKNOW ITS TIME SHE LEARNT ABOUT THE LOVE TRIANGLE THOSE TWO HAD BEHAJAHHDHS
Im very VERY EXCUTED THIS BIT NOW GOT ME EXCITED FOR THE NEW BLOG HEKAHFKD OOOHH THE TENSION
Ay AY AY WHAT WHATAFAQ TRURO???
Wait WINSTON KNEW?? HE KNEW ABOUT NORTH WHATAGBSADAKAKA HOW WHEN HUH
Oi OI WAIT AYYYY GOLD AND DP1 LETS GOAOAYDJFB THEYRE HERE
Yeah YEAHH THE COOL KIDS BEJAJDH
Ph wait.. OHW AHATA WAIT WIAY IS TRURO GONNA TURN HUMAN??? IS HE???
Wait WINSTON ITS STARTING TO STACK IP HES GONNA TRUROS GONNA DO IT
Truro TRURO YOU LITTLE YOU DO LOOK GOOD FOR GODS SAKE
Oh OH? WELL.. YEAH I MEAN NGL TRURO HAS A POINT NOW CONSIDERING THAT- BUT STILL HES RIGHT YEAHHH
Yeah YEHJAFJJAHAHSBC
Lady WHATSG OH EHS GONNA GO HES GONNA TODAYS THE DAY HES GONNA DO IT
WOAH WOAGDHQOWAOAGD AYAYAYAY AY AY AY
Oh Gold COME ON- THEYRE MORE THAN RELIABLE THEYRE COOL AND LOTS MORE WORDS I DONT REMEMBER BUT I KNOW FIT THEM
Ayy AYYY YEAHHAHAGD
Wait WIAT KING EDWARD II KING WDMEJSH YEAH SHAKR HER OFF DO IT DO ITYOU CAN DO IT YOU CNA DODO TUTJTKTTTT
King ed wjandd KING ENEEWARDD AHSHGKGJJA NAOOOOOO
Wait wait WAIR SIRNGEL??! 1??1?11!5????? WHATDTH
God HE HAS TO REST SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN A BREAK-
As soon as I read King George's dialogue I STOOD UP FORM MY BEAD WYAYYEHAHAHSHDHHAHAHAHAHA FINALALAAAYSYYYYYY SHES DEAD SHES GONE SHES GONNA DIE FINALALALDTHAJ 1ST HNWNSNDBD
Ohhh OIHHOHOHOJJ GETETEVHER TSTNANEIRJT YEAHHH LET SGOGOOOOO SHES FINALLYYYYYYY SHES FINALLY DONE FOR LETS GOGOOOOO
Guess shes GOING BACK TO HISTORY CLASS HEJAHFMEKDNFB SHES FINALLY GONNA BR DONE FOR FIMALFYAHBD AFTER SO LONG SHES FINALLYYYY DONE
YOU LTIYKTLEE YOU LITTLESHE IS NOT THAT IF SHE WERENT THERE THE PLACE WOULD PROBABLY BE A MESS
Yes YES EYSGSGDYE GO STANIER HO GOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOO
OHGOHIHOGODOGOHOHON CAINE WAS HER SON????????? NOW PEOPLE THAT IS HOW YOU CONNECG PEOPLE TOGETGER IN WRITING OHGMSUODJSHFBFB I DIDNT WHAT OKAY I DIDNT EXPECT THUS GOGYSMFUUSUFKCJV
ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE????????? GWARATAHSGAGSRA
YOU LTITKLEE MS PARSOSN WHWY WODYSLS DYOSUDBDOTVRHAISI WHY OWUDLD YOU DO THIS TO US WHY WHAYHSHAAAAAAAA
SHE DIDNT HAVE TO DO IT
I had to pause form typing CAUSE MU GODOSHDB I COUDLTJNS LOSE KING EDWARD II ISTG ATLEAST KING GEORGE
MY HEART IS NOT OKAY.
Oughfjfhgv OUGUFJSHF GOD THIS BIT HURT ME THE MOST AGAGSHAHAGGAHAHAA
Oh OH TRURO IS THERE TRUROS THERE YUP WERE ONTO TRURO'S POV NOW
Somebody IMSOEEBOSDY COVER HIS EYES HE CANT SEE HIS FIANCE LIKE THSI HE CANT NOT NOW AAAAAAA
Mallard MALLARD YOU LITTLE AAAAAAVSHRJWHAGDHF NO YOU DO NOT CALL TRURO THAT MY GOSH
I needed a moment of silence to process what just happened.. WHATA WHAT. IM VERY CONCERNED FOR TRURO AND GADWALL- BUT HEY ATLEAST GADWALL CAN TALK NA CAUSE YKNOW ITS GONNA COME IN HANDY
Oh OHHHH WE GOING TO PENDENNIS HERE WE GO
I almost REHFELL GOFF MY BREBD IS THAT HIS TRUE NAME?????? NO WAY HE JUST USED HIS TRUE NAME OGHAMFUSYAJDB
"But it is hard to convince myself of my worth." HERE COMES THE TEARS THEYRE FLOWING
Im aorry CLUNC ASYLE DID WHTACA NOW? SHE HAS THE NERVE TO SAY THAT CAUSE ITS RICH THAT A FACT SHE'S TECNICALLY TOGETHER WITH UNION
BEHEJABDBSHS POOR PENDENNIS HES JUST CONFUSED ON HOW TRURO DID THAT HEHAHAHDBHWBDHDNDMSA
AQERJAUEYEHDB AWESHSB ITS OLD ART OF TRURO AND SCOT AT THE ENSNWHAJDHSNFB
And hey I FINISHED IT BEFORE DINNER HRJAHDNDHF WELL DONT I FEEL FULL ENOUGH TO NOT EAT EHAJDBD (full of tears HEKSFBS)
WOOO OKAY THAT WAS ANOTHER EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER EXCEPT THE MAIN EMOTION WAS SHOCK SO YEAH ANOTHER WELL-DELIVERED PLOT THAT HAD EACH BIT OF IT SMOOTHLY YET SHARPLY DELIVERED
Conclusion: A VERY WELL WRITTEN FANFIC BY REDWYVERNWRITES
(Im very VERY hyped for next chapter BEJAHDJDGC)
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natsu-tte-noodle · 1 year
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A3! Translation: The Prince of Three Good Deeds a Day (Happily Ever After)
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Ohhhh boy.  If you’re looking for some emotions here they are.  Come get your emotions here.  Muku bby I’m love you so much.
Please ignore that my name is Gawain lol I keep forgetting to change it back
The translation is under the cut. If you see anything that doesn’t seem right, please let me know!
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Sakyo: Thanks for the meal.
Izumi: Tonight’s dinner is fancy too~
Itaru: This pot pie is great.
Homare: The round fatty tuna, a tres bien, mellow innocence (1)… mm, inspiration is coming to me.
Omi: Glad to hear it.
Tenma: By the way, where’s Muku?
Misumi: He hasn’t eaten dinner yet, right~?
Yuki: We weren’t together today, so I haven’t seen him since coming home.
Kazunari: Looks like he hasn’t come home yet, huh.  He hasn’t read my LIME either.
Izumi: Maybe he went to his parents’ house?
Kazunari: Guess I’ll try contacting him again.
Muku: I’m home.
Izumi: Oh, Muku-kun.  Thank goodness.
Muku: ?
Tenma: We were worried, since it’s late and we couldn’t get in touch with you.
Muku: Ah!  Really?  I’m sorry!
Kazunari: Didja take a detour?
Muku: Actually, while I was walking, a lady’s dog got loose… we were looking for him together.
Izumi: That was a serious situation.
Misumi: Did you find Mr. Dog?
Muku: We did.  He was playing with some kids in a nearby park.
Misumi: That’s great~
Kazunari: That’s our Mukkun!
Izumi: Great job.
Yuki: *sigh* It’s good to help others out, but doing it without contacting anyone until this late is too much.
Muku: Sorry…
Kazunari: Come on, Yukki, it’s ‘cause Mukkun’s a nice kid!
Yuki: Recently, Muku’s been helping people all the time as part of his role study for Prince Florence.
Tenma: Role study?
Muku: Yeah.  I thought that if I’m as kind to people as I possibly can, I’d familiarize myself with Prince Florence’s mindset. 
Tenma: That's not really necessary.
Izumi: Yeah.  Even without trying, I think you’re the embodiment of Prince Florence, Muku.
Muku: My motto is “one good deed a day.”
Yuki: At school too, he gave his own eraser to someone who forgot theirs, so he was stuck without one after that, and he gave out the chocolates he was holding onto for later.
Yuki: He went hungry because he gave someone his bread during lunch too, just in general losing his own things all the time.
Tenma: That goes way beyond one good deed a day.
Yuki: He’s doing like twenty-one good deeds a day.
Muku: No, I’ve only done like… eighteen so far.
Yuki: That’s plenty.
Homare: You already have a self-sacrificing mindset.
Omi: You should tone it down so you don’t wear yourself out.
Itaru: Don’t overdo it.
Sakyo: These days, there are assholes with bad intentions that’ll take advantage of people’s goodwill too.  You should be careful.
Izumi: How about doing just three good deeds a day?
Muku: Three good deeds… got it.
Itaru: Then, can I ask for one of those good deeds right now?  A godlike pull with the power of good deeds…
Muku: Sure!
Tenma: That’s more of a waste of a good deed than it is anything else.
Izumi: Please don’t take advantage of the situation.
Omi: Here, Muku, you must be hungry too.  I made some pot pie.
Muku: Thank you very much!
Izumi: (Guess I bought a little too much.  Alright, let’s carry these babies home!)
Child: Thank you, Mister.
Mother: Really, thank you so much.
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Muku: It’s no problem!  Then, I’ll be going now.
Izumi: Ah, Muku-kun.  Was that one of your good deeds for today?
Muku: Ah, yes.  Um, that makes my first one for the day.
Muku: Did you go shopping, Director-san?  I’ll carry your bags.
Izumi: But, I don’t want you to use up one of your good deeds on something like…
Muku: It’s only natural that I do this, so it doesn’t count.
Izumi: You sure?  Thanks!  Then, I’ll leave it to you.
Old Woman: Owww…
Izumi: Huh?  Ma’am, what happened?
Muku: Are you alright?
Old Woman: Yes, it looks like I strained my back a little is all…
Izumi: That’s awful…!  We should go to the hospital!
Muku: I’ll carry you on my back.
Old Woman: No, it’s alright, I called a taxi.
Muku: In that case, we’ll wait for it with you.
Old Woman: I’m sorry for the trouble.
Old Woman: Ah, there IS one thing I’d like to ask of you, but…
Muku: Yes?
Old Woman: Well, I was planning to go support my grandson at his event today.
Old Woman: I promised him I’d bring him a bento, but then something like this happened…
Old Woman: If you have the time, would you deliver it for me…?
Muku: Of course.
Old Woman: Really?  Thank goodness!  Yeouchhh.
Izumi: A-Are you ok!?
Old Woman: I’m fine.  Let me see, the event was at…
Izumi: Who’d have thought that woman’s grandson was on a track team.
Muku: It really is a coincidence.
Muku: I went to this track a few times back when I was in my track club, so we were able to make it here without getting lost.  I’m glad.
Izumi: (Muku-kun seems kind of nostalgic…)
Muku: We’re running low on time, so we’d better get this to him quickly.
Izumi: Where would the team members be?
Muku: Ah, the waiting area is over here.
Izumi: You said this is East Junior High, right?
Muku: That uniform is East Junior High’s.
Izumi: Spoken like a true former track club member.
Muku: Ehehe.
Male Student: …
Muku: Excuse me—do you know where Yoshino-kun is?
Male Student: Huh?  Yoshino?  He went that way.
Muku: Thank you.
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Izumi: Ah, there.  Is that him?
Yoshino: —
Izumi: He’s doing a long run.  I feel like that’s a little intense for a warm-up—
Muku: —Yoshino-kun, stop!
Yoshino: !?
Izumi: (Muku-kun doesn’t usually look this serious…)
Yoshino: Who are you…?
Izumi: Oh, we came to deliver this bento that your grandmother asked us to bring you.
Yoshino: Ohh, you guys are… I got a call from my grandma a little while ago.
Izumi: Great.  Here you are.
Yoshino: Thank you very much.
Yoshino: Alright, there’s still some stuff I need to do so—
Muku: Hold on—um, Yoshino-kun, you’re a sprinter, right?
Yoshino: That’s right.
Muku: How many meets have you been to?
Yoshino: This is my first one.  I was always a substitute before this, so…
Muku: I see.  Then, you must be pretty nervous, right?
Yoshino: That’s… I can’t sit still when I get anxious.  I should have practiced more.
Muku: Pushing yourself right before the meet isn’t going to do you any good.
Muku: It’ll be fine.  The practice you’ve put in until now will help you enough.
Muku: Don’t think too hard about setting a good record or anything.  Just show everyone the results of the practice you’ve done up to now.
Yoshino: …ok.
Muku: Practicing a lot is important too, but… you really need to be careful to not injure yourself.  Do your best.
Yoshino: Thank you.
Izumi: (Muku-kun… this must overlap with what he went through in the past.)
Izumi: After cheering him on, it’s already gotten this late, huh.
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Muku: I ended up getting really worked up seeing him.
Izumi: Good thing nothing I bought needed to be refrigerated.  We should go home soon.
Muku: Ah, is it ok if we stay a little bit longer?
Izumi: Hm?
Muku: I wanted to walk on the track for a bit.
Izumi: I see… I’ll keep you company.
Muku: …
Izumi: Up until a little while ago a fierce competition was taking place here.  It’s kind of strange.
Muku: Being able to walk here with this kind of calm feeling does feel strange, yeah.
Muku: Back when I was on the team, I’d end up thinking about stuff like meets and records.
Izumi: I guess being onstage would give you a similar feeling now.
Muku: Yeah, it does.
Muku: Come to think of it, there was one time that I laid down on the track back then.
Muku: My junior was so nervous that he couldn’t get his usual results, so he laid down and stayed like that without moving.
Muku: Everyone on the team laid down the same way around him… we understood what it was like to be so frustrated with yourself, so we couldn’t say anything to comfort him.
Muku: I’ll never forget the clear blue sky we saw that day.
Muku: Track meets were really fun.  They were my youth.
Muku: That’s why losing it was really hard for me, but thanks to that I was able to meet everyone in the Summer Troupe.
Muku: I really am lucky.
Izumi: (Muku-kun’s smiling.  He really has put this behind him now…)
Muku’s Friend A: Sakisaka?
Muku’s Friend B: Sakisaka, you were here too.
Muku: Oh, what’s up?
Muku’s Friend A: We were cheering on a junior.  What about you?
Muku: I stopped by for a quick errand someone asked me to do.
Muku’s Friend B: Huh~
Muku’s Friend A: Oh yeah, what kind of play are you guys doing this time?
Muku: Actually, I’m playing the lead this time around.
Muku’s Friend A: Whoa!  Seriously!?  That’s sick!
Muku’s Friend B: What kind of role is it?
Muku: Well…
Izumi: ?
Izumi: (Why is he suddenly facing me?)
Muku: “You’re beautiful today too, Princess.  It’s like you’re the stars that light up the night sky.”
Izumi: —
Muku: …hehe, like that.
Muku’s Friend A: A prince!
Muku’s Friend B: Damn, that was cool!
Izumi: (That was so sudden, I was kind of taken off guard.  Muku-kun, you’ve really embodied your role as a prince.)
Muku: Come see it, if you’d like.
Muku’s Friend A: I’ll go!
Muku’s Friend B: Break a leg!
Izumi: You really saved my butt, carrying those bags for me.  I had a lot of stuff to buy today, so—
Muku: AH!!
Izumi: !?  What happened?
Muku: I just realized, I only did two good deeds today.
Izumi: Ahaha.  So it was that.  I thought I had forgotten to buy something.
Izumi: You don’t have to force yourself to do three good deeds a day.
Muku: I guess.
Hisoka: Zzz…
Muku: !?
Izumi: Hisoka-san, why are you sleeping in a place like this again…
Muku: I’ll carry him to his room.
Izumi: It’ll be tough to do it alone.  I’ll call someone over.
Misumi: Triangle, triangle~ where did you go, triangle~
Muku: Misumi-san, are you looking for something?
Misumi: My sparkly triangle is missing~
Muku: After I move Hisoka-san, I’ll help you look for it.
Misumi: Ya~y!  Muku, thank you~!
Muku: Umm, first up, moving Hisoka-san…
Izumi: (In the end, it looks like Muku’s “three” good deeds a day aren’t going to end any time soon.)
STORY CLEAR
Notes
1. Listen man idk
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tsuki-sennin · 1 year
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We've survived the highs and lows of Jyama Ball, but we're only a little bit closer to discovering who the Desaster is. If they go undiscovered to the final round, they win the game outright and get their ideal world. And with the mysterious executives, Keiwa, Neon, and Ace's respective sponsors, Archimedel, and Buffa all making their moves, something tells me the real game is only beginning.
...more importantly than any of that though, where the Hell are we headed now?! Why are there BOMBS everywhere? What do the Jyamato even have to gain from these constant invasions other than food and conquest?
All these questions and more... probably not answered today, but like, important to keep in mind.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Neooooon!
-Neon, baby, if you're the impostor I'm gonna cry.
-Good morning Chirami.
-Oh okay, we're supposed to become fan favorite. I see.
-Well, from what I've seen from the fandom as of yesterday, a number of folks have taken very kindly to Sae-san (rightfully so), so if this were the real world she'd probably win this. Doubly so if she's the Desaster.
-Oh shit! Sara-neesan!
-...oh, she's... she's fine, seemingly.
-Can't cut a pineapple smh.
-Bomb Pineapple!
-Ohhhh, we're dead.
-Jyamato Express!
-Fruit!
-Bombs!
-Fruit Bombs!
-Ooooooh, even more Jyamato ciphers.
-I imagine a lot of folks are hard at work.
-Blowing up an entire city block.
-I see Creepy Garden Daddy Archimedel's very proud of his little Freedom Clubbers.
-Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes!
-Damn, Takahashi's Steam list must be wilding.
-Secret Mission Clear!
-For you, fox man!
-Awwww, spider phone cute :)
-First Blood!
-The Gun!
-Magnum!
-It's back!
-Ringo?
-There's just something so funny to me about how minimal the Jyamato Pawn costumes are. Head, limbs, uniform, that's all you need.
-"OHHHHHH MY SISTER'S GETTING BOMBED"
-"Oh hey little bro, I got tied up. Can you do me a solid and get the kitchen knife?"
-Sae-san's very cool and collected under pressure. Can see why she was picked for this.
-Oh hey, Mrs. Kurama~! I'm still pissed you slapped my homegirl Neon, just so you're aware.
-"Neon's a big girl, she can handle herself. She'd never be able to achieve her dreams"
-Ohhhh, Papa Naoto. You're extremely sus.
-"Time to go to work. See you around."
-I see Mama Kurama's not an entirely heartless lunatic.
-You tell her, girl!
-I'm gonna be honest, I'd be proud of Neon if she were the Desaster.
-There's the Buffa Core ID.
-No doubt there's gonna be a lot of Zombie DNA in that mutant.
-Oh?
-Oh, hello.
-Sponsor-sama!
-So, she's got big plans for ol' Michinaga.
-Beroba...
-Ohhhhh, he's got an infection.
-"You wanna beat the shit outta all them dirty Kamen Riders, huh~? How about you let me pay for everything, no strings attached!"
-A proper sadist, this one!
-Takahashi's giving us a lot of interesting female characters this go around.
-Well, Beroba-san. You're obviously a cold-blooded murderer, you've got a killer fashion sense, your first appearance is accompanied by scary organ music, you're friends with Papa Archie, you got jelly beans...
-Yeah, you're totally trustworthy. I hear you're played by an idol?
-Sae-san... you care a hell of a lot about your family, huh?
-Oooooh, Okinawan.
-Keeping yourself in peak condition for your family. I happen to know a dude in a bathhouse who'd be very impressed with you, Sae-san.
-Neon...
-Who threw that bomb?
-"Did somebody say BOMB~!?"
-Gotta save Onee-sama!
-Ohhhh, sunset is fast approaching.
-I'm surprised we haven't seen lemons yet.
-At least, I don't think so, the picture quality I have ain't the best.
-Michinaga!
-Jurapira!
-Buffato!
-Oooooh, he's pissed!
-"Fuck the bull! Go get pineapples for our Hawaiian barbecue!"
-Can't get in!
-Ooooooh, Zombie Tycoon!
-Damn, Keiwa's playing hard!
-Red Wire.
-HOLY SHIT BUFFA DODGED POINT BLANK
-Goddamn, these stunts are sick every time I see 'em.
-OHHHHH MY DUDE JEAN GOT A GUN
-Okay I checked, it seems it's Gene, okay.
-Hello, Beroba-chan. Guess the dweebs are fighting.
-"I'm betting all my money on that buffalo guy."
-...seems that Gene's okay with this.
-OH GOD NEE-SAMA
-Red wire!
-Nut up man, do it!
-We did it!
-No more pineapple for ever.
-Sibling banter
-Oh man, it's dark out.
-Seems Michi's in no shape to kill anyone today.
-Compass!
-Snacc
-Well, gotta keep the sponsors happy.
-Oh, the producer's coming in.
-...wonder if this is a metaphor of some kind.
-Ah yep! Sae-san was the sussiest baka all along!
-Lone wolf Lopo played nice for so long.
-Oooooh, that's a Glare retool. ...I suppose Gazer's our new "coming in hot and spicy".
-I wonder if we're gonna see a new DGP higher-up come kick ass every new arc?
-...fuck, what if we have to beat up Mama Mitsume? I don't think poor Ace can handle it.
-Shit seems to be getting real now.
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team-heavenly · 2 years
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Chapter 5
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Using attract on my partner in confusion GONE WRONG
When you’re. When yo. You’re. Gay.
But why do I keep getting borderline NSFW chapter titles, send help
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“Local fairy type wreaks havoc, breaks laws of spacetime to transform a lively forest into a frozen feudal estate: more at 11″
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Yeah, I know! Scary, right? Honestly, just send Mewtwo in: one glare at Togetic and he’ll fix the problem in no time flat.
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Team Heavenly gets our first real assignment! (Ignore the reflection on the screen, I do not wish to be Perceived)
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To recruit Pokémon, you say? Sounds great! How do you plan on doing it, Dusclops?
“Its body is hollow. It is said that those who look into its body are sucked into the void.”  -Pokémon Diamond/Pearl ‘Dex entry
...Oh. Okay. *inches away slowly*
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Here’s Team Slacker, with Venusaur as Slowpoke and Steelix as Slakoth. They’ve clearly grown too old for this exploration nonsense.
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Okay I guess I was wrong about the Outlaw jobs being out of commission! Or do they only show up after Waterfall Cave?
Uh, what’s that? Sure, I’ll do some... but not today. Why? B-because I’m a cow- uhhh I mean, because of the waterfall mission! That’s totally why.
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More Team introductions! Team Flame being made up of Grass types... how ironic.
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Uh. No. I can’t imagine that. Sorry ._.
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Aw, the dialogue belonging to Sunny Form Cherrim fits so well here!
So, Shiftry is obviously Bellsprout. The other two I wasn’t so sure of, but a quick search on the internet helped me out. Here we have Combee as Camerupt, and Cherrim as Ponyta. Has a real woodlands vibe if you ask me.
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Eevee?! Good to see you, lad! (For those curious: Eevee is standing in for Zangoose, Stunky for Scyther, and Croconaw for Sandslash
I mean, all three of you do have claws, so... Randomizer, you’re off the hook this time.
Some other updates in Nautical Cottage:
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👀 Ohhhh, gimmie gimmie gimmie! I already have tickets to redeem!
Rotom: ???
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Remember the Dojo? Good news: it’s open!
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Kinda weird to hear him talk about his marrow though... my guy, you’re boneless.
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“Secret Waterfall” isn’t randomized, it seems. Ah well, we’ll see the new name soon enough.
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*insert temporal flashback shenanigans here*
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I noticed this when our first Time Gear was stolen, but Pokémon that are shown as silhouettes in the base game... well, that doesn’t show up here. You’ll see what I mean in a later photo.
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Another thing I thought I noticed, and this confirms it! Despite Andrea being marked as female, she’s using one of the male tone styles. (I’ve always seen girl partners say “Use all your courage!” here.) Interesting!
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Oh boy, here we go. After the fresh hell I’ve faced the past few chapters, I wonder what awaits us now...
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Woah, funky neon noodle cave! AKA the Luxurious Moor.
As it turns out, my fears were unfounded! For once, the team marched through the 8 floors without facing a single Monster House or activating a devastating trap. In fact, I only have one real item to discuss: recruitment. Unfortunately no one new joined us, but I wanted to take a peak at the variety of Pokémon between floors.
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It’s about what you would expect for, well, a randomized list. Note to self: get in the habit of checking potential recruits every floor so I don’t get jump scared by a freaking Palkia or something.
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Noooo Andrea, don’t get distracted by the shiny things... you’re so sexy pretty, aha...
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Andrea. Andrea, no-
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Real time footage of what happened next.
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With the reminder that Horsea is Teddiursa, Toxicroak is Vigorith, and Linoone is Ursaring, we add to the crew Ralts as Mankey and Barboach as Primeape! (Yeah I know they don’t really show up after this but still.)
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The... huh. Well, I guess it could feel like a “brilliant fire” to your muscles.
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I just found this discrepancy funny.
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I’m howling that elder Torkoal shows up as a Riolu. Who the heck are you calling a youngster, little dudette?!
The next two shots showed some funky text placement, probably to adjust for the character length of Brilliant Fire:
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Alright, here’s the promised photo from the flashbacks:
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When they take away the non-existent shadow, the animation shows Totodile basically doing a somersault and getting up. It’s pretty comical.
What’s left is basically a montage of story-related things, but nothing new per se.
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“Yeah man, I’m telling you! This whole ‘Secret Waterfall’ business is just a giant cover up from Big Government! Next they’re gonna take away our right to bare iron thorns!”
...That physically hurt to type.
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Rip to all of Andrea’s hopes and dreams, they did not live long 😔✊
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🥺️💖
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I wonder if the name of Teresa’s ability is gonna be randomized 🤔 I really hope so because that has the potential to be immensely funny.
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And lastly, the initial Expedition announcement from Totodile.
If you made it this far, thanks for reading 😊 Chapter 6: (Insert nonsensical title here) has just been processed. Please allow 3-7 days for your order to be shipped.
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inkedmyths · 11 months
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S2: E5 "Simon Said"
Brought to you by Kayla was bored and I was bored enough to continue AND ALSO THIS WAS A MONTH AGO I'M SORRY
This ep featuring: Murder suicide, demon touched pussy, grand theft auto, and yet another fucked up brotherly parallel
Silas: UR STILL ON SEASON 2? Crepe: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES Melon: They’ve been watching at a rate of one-two episodes every two weeks. We’re gonna be here for the long haul (years) Me: Bc I have been busy <3 Silas: BYE I THOUGHT UD BE AT 3 AT THIS POINT HAGAHAYUGADG Me: SHUT UP SILAS Silas: SO MEAN TO ME
[ There is a brief interruption as I'm about to start because my mom walked in to make a joke about being a bad influence. This has nothing to do with Supernatural. She has never watched it and refuses to. A wise decision, probably. ]
What the fuck? What the fuck
[ The peanut gallery continues to make fun of my slow watch rate. I ignore them in favor of staring in bafflement at the screen. ]
Vision? Flashback?
Visions!!
[ Aspen now enters the chat, making a comment that they were just thinking about how long its been since the last time. ]
UHHH
DAMN HE JUST COMMITED A MURDER
MURDER SUICIDE
Oh hello Sam
Back at it again with the evil visions huh
[ Why the fuck does Aspen have a teletubby emote. ]
Dean beloved your phrasing needs work. Its so bad <3
The bar all goes 👀 when the boys walk in
Does. He
He has no pants. Ok
THATS PRETTY DAMN SPECIFIC SAM
WHSHSGSGS
[ Kayla at last arrives, late as hell for someone so invested in me watching this. ]
REO SPEEDWAGON...
DEAN.... WHSHSGSG SINGING IT IN DEAD SILENCE IN THE CAR
Okay so we are tracking down another kid who might've been visited by the demon
LAWYERS
LEFT HIM AN ESTATE
GUYS ISN'T THIS LIE TAKING IT A BIT FAR—
Kayla: nah. its funny
Barbarian Queen riding a polar bear...
WJSHDH DEAN "I don't know, I'm starting to like this dude. That van is sweet."
I mean it is a reasonable connection that so far these uh. Idk. Demon touched psychics? Are violent?
And like Sam has a point, hunting is killing and violence, even if Dean is pretty keen on separating that completely from normal murder
Kayla: read that notif as demon touched pussy. i was like shit fr? Me: DEMON TOUCHED PUSSY.......
Dude actually I'm with Dean on this one. This guy fucks
Literally, judging from the girl waving at him
Dean thats not subtle.... why can't you guys be subtle..........
DID. DID HE JUST STEAL THE CAR
IN TEARS.
DEAN HE JUST STOLE YOUR CAR
WHAT
He's like some kind of? Affects minds?
"He full on Obi-Waned me" HELL YEAH LET'S GO STAR WARS REFERENCE ON MAY THE 4TH
OH SHIT MAN JUST WALKED INTO TRAFFIC
Dr Jennings...?
Ok ok...
WJSHSH "AND OJ WAS GUILTY"
I can't believe this, this is so funny
The guy LITERALLY stole Dean's car and he's still like "Man this guy FUCKS I can't be mad at him"
Dean viewing his van with a disco ball and a bong: This guy is so real
Guy has a thing for weird eccentric guys in long coats I guess
MOBY DICKS BONG
OH SHIT HE APPEARS
IT NOT HIM IT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING ELSE?
What the fuck?
Oh fuck? What the fuck what is happening?
OH HE HAS A BROTHERRRRE
OH OH I SEE
OH THIS FUCKIN GUY
I SEEEEEEE
Sam buddy you alright
OH THE GIRL
His long lost twin was jealous?
Or something? Why the murder
Damn Sam these visions are sucking worse and worse huh
Ohhhh weird weird creepy fucker
OH HE'S WEIRDLY? WEIRDLY OVERPROTECTIVE? WHAT THATS EVEN CREEPIER
The constant weirdass parallels to the Winchesters huh
Whaaaaaat the fuck
LMAO (jedi mindtricking) "You really don't want to do this" (gets punched)
What in the fuck is happening here
Dude what
Yeah exactly!! Just talk to your brother like a normal person
THE MAN WITH THE YELLOW EYES
Kayla: you wanna know a funny story abt him Kayla: he actually has a name Kayla: however when i first watched his whole section (i was 10 i think) i decided that the man w the yellow eyes was too long Kayla: this was pre name reveal Kayla: so i Kayla: named him. Kayla: his name was jeffery. Kayla: i stand by that. Me: WJDHDHD Crepe: JEFFERY
Ohhhhh poor Andy :((
I love Andy I would die for Andy he was just living his life and his twin had been got by the demon so he showed up and was a murderous bastard
AUAUGH
DEAN NO
Sam is at his ropes end, Dean is deciding that ignoring things is the best option
Oh fuck shes onto them
Well fuck. Broke pattern, who knows how many weird psychics the demon has tabs on
Aaaaand end episode
Damn!
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Okay, really interesting episode. I stand by that I would die for Andy, I hope he's okay after all of this nonsense.
But it's definitely setting up some crazy shit with psychic people... wonder where this is going... genuinely. I have no idea. But its probably not good!
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katnissgirlsmakedo · 1 year
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ok! so i finally rewatched the secret garden last night for the first time in like three years. and i rewatched it in 2020 for the first time since i was a kid and when i watched it THEN i was like huh there is something Off about this movie but i can’t quite articulate what i’m thinking. presumably this is a vibe i’ve gotten from that movie my whole life considering it was never a huge favorite despite the Aesthetic or whatever. like so many people love this movie and knowing me you’d expect me to be one of them but i’m not. um also i must preface this with the disclaimer that i did not read the book except that i did but i didn’t. so no i didn’t. i had like an abridged version or something for kids idk. that seems weird in hindsight considering the secret garden is already for kids but idk i didn’t write it i didn’t even buy it i was like seven my mom gave it to me because i was a little girl who liked flowers and reading. so i did read the book. except that i didn’t. anyway that doesn’t even matter because that was so long ago. but i saw the movie last night so i’m just gonna talk about the movie because no one to my knowledge has ever really complained that the book and movie are vastly different anyway so who cares. so basically everyone likes it because like. bitter little girl protagonist and well. the titular secret garden. and like aesthetics i guess. i ALSO love those elements, my problem stems from other areas of the story. small tangent i saw the CRINGIEST letterboxd review for this movie where the person was like oh i wish i could see this movie again with the eyes of an ignorant child who doesn’t know about ableism yet and i could just love it uncritically for it’s aesthetic…. and they used all this annoying flowery language and i was like ohhhh my godddd shut up!!! like some of us understood even as children that there was something deeply Off about this story’s portrayal of disability but a) i don’t think that’s something to necessarily brag about. and b) it’s literally useless to explain to ppl like this that not all children are stupid idiots with no social awareness just because THEY as children were stupid idiots with no social awareness. anyway whatever, so like yeah there’s the ableism but that’s not even my problem. like sure we could call it problematic that this child has like. either been gaslit into thinking he’s dying by his father and servants who want to protect him. or WAS actually diseased and dying and fresh air cured him. i’m not certain how i’m meant to interpret that plotline, i assume the first one because it makes more sense, but it’s not like explicitly clarified so i’m not sure. anyway we could talk all day about that being problematic but like who cares. sorry that sounded dismissive. i mean like, we all KNOW it’s bad. so like no one is going to have any revelations i mean. like no one is out there romanticizing the secret garden thinking wow my disabled child who uses a wheelchair because he has cerebral palsy just needs to get some fresh air and sun and he’ll miraculously be cured!! like no one. is thinking that. that’s not something we need to like worry about. MY thing is that mary is the protagonist but also like. not the main character, and THAT’S what bothers ME. because we think of this story as being a little girl’s story of like healing and growing and becoming a better kinder person. but essentially all her character growth happens to service her weird incestuous cousin. like she becomes kinder so she can help “fix” him essentially. she brings him and his father together and then her cousin tells her he wants her to marry him because he views her as his property. and they’re like eleven. and yeah he’ll grow out of it it’s not like in any way implied that HAPPENS it’s just like. the fact that this whole time she’s viewing him as a potential friend and family member who she can help and put her energy into doing something positive for another person, and he’s viewing her as property. like he thinks it’s her JOB to help him. he doesn’t see the depth within her.
this post is so long tumblr made me start a new paragraph because i hit a limit. wow. anyway we keep talking! like i know that it’s well written in that way and the original book probably does touch on some of this critique of colin’s patriarchal privilege and his shallow view of mary, but i just know that most of the audience isn’t thinking about this. like they’re watching this movie and it’s like. cool garden! and what. we’re just not talking about how much we hate colin. because i fucking hate colin. she should have let him die idc!! and like the only way he becomes a better person or recognizes his privileges is through mary teaching him and fixing him and pouring all her energy into his life so HE improves in both body and mind and he gives NOTHING back to her. the story just places this little girl in this ridiculous mothering role and it just doesn’t sit right with me. i’m not trying to call it problematic or anything because like i do understand the themes at play. helping her cousin and tending the garden and letting herself nurture something instead of destroying it is huge for her as a character and it helps her let go of a lot of the anger and resentment she’s had towards the world and everyone in it her whole life due to being neglected as a child. and i adore her i really do. i just wish that she had someone taking care of HER as opposed to her having to find meaning and purpose in her life through taking care of others idk.
anyway that’s my piece <3 i wish people saw the secret garden as more than just an aesthetic movie about a garden because i really do think this story is worth actually viewing critically, and seeing it through this naive lens of Ooh Cool Garden! is just such a disservice to both the story and yourself tbh. um i still don’t like it but on this rewatch i did come to appreciate it more than i ever have. a little princess is still better though. ok xoxo peace and love on planet earth i’m sorry for how long this is i just have a lot of thoughts and things to say and i LOVE stream of consciousness posting. ok bye <3
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