#on the highway to superhell

[inkedmyths]

HAPPY NOVEMBER 5TH YOU BASTARDS

You know what that means

BECAUSE YOU ASSHOLES GOT THAT STUPID POST TO 10K

I AM NOW STARTING MY VIEWING OF SUPERNATURAL

I'll be tagging my liveblogs "on the highway to superhell". If you helped get that post to 10k you're not allowed to block it so help me god

Mutuals who didn't do this to me, I'm so sorry

#ink thinks #nov 5th #supernatural #destielputinelection #destiel meme #i dont fucking know. god. alright #on the highway to superhell #everyone here SUCKS ok time to stop stalling

[mcleavemealone]

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s1

[spndoodlesanta]

Dear @inkedmyths since a few thousands of us sort of collectively bullied you into watching spn, I thought you deserve to get a little love from the fandom. I hope you are having an amazing holiday season! Here is Baby the chevy impala all festive just for you, ready to take you on the highway to superhell! And we are all crammed in the backseat. 😅 So yeah, just wanted to send some love, and say that in case you get hooked, the fandom is here with open arms. Happy holidays! <3

[cherryblossomshadow]

Tumblr user @im-on-a-highway-to-superhell, your tag "lexicon speedrun" is so helpful, thank you

#supernatural #supernatural meta #supernatural fandom #lexicon speedrun #reference #retag

[snowbazzledestielshipper]

I immediately went and read Carry On after the end of supernatural, I haven’t even finished the last episode, just got to the worst penetration ever aka highway to superhell, and left for just under two years. Went from Dean and Cas to Si and Baz, used them as a coping mechanism, ended up falling in love with them, and now I’m going to get married, had a kid, and am falling back into old fandoms and that was definitely a Choice™️

I don’t regret it, but wow I like to hurt myself.

[milkwizard]

Sorry for all the sudden goofy posts about a critical moment that has serious ramifications for the entire world but the whole destiel thing is the nail in the coffin of my sanity and we're taking a hard right into the realm of everything's made up and the points are all over the fuckin place

#The highway is me being genuinely concerned for my friends and watching the votes trickle in #The off ramp is superhell and the car veering into it is me

[quentinbecks]

for the blorbo ask! Can we see one for the Jake G universe? 👀

lmaooo thank you so much, Mika 💕

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

Oh, which one isn’t? It’s a toss up between Lou, Quentin, or Detective Loki.

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

John Morris. My actual baby 🥰

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

Tony from Nocturnal Animals. Or Edward, also from that movie. They don’t get enough love, but the former just speaks to me.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

Pilot from Highway. Shitty movie, but he was a cutie in it.

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

It’s a tie between Lou Bloom or Quentin Beck. They’re angels.

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

Anthony(?) I think it was from Enemy for being a dick to the other Jake.

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

None! But, if I had to choose the cop from The Guilty and I have no real reason for it, but the murder.

#don’t take this too seriously #i’m just having fun #jake gyllenhaal #asks

[freewilldestiel]

now that’s it’s been a whole day, and there’s been time for that episode to settle in, i gotta few things to say:

i literally broke down crying on the fucking highway today thinking about how it was cas’ coming out that sent him to fucking hell.

idk what the actual fuck the writers were on when they thought that would be a good idea, but lemme tell y’all, that shit is really damaging.

not only is it inherently homophobic, but it’s dangerous, especially to all the baby gays out there.

while at the same time it could be argued that cas’ coming out was the first thing to bring him actual genuine happiness, i think the whole going to superhell really overshadows that.

i really hope they bring cas back and fix this shit cuz NOBODY GOES TO HELL FOR BEING GAY. y’all are beautiful and amazing and deserve love and happiness forever.

#just a thought #as beautiful as that confession was #yikes #spn #supernatural #destiel #freewilldestielposts

[haletwinsstan]

purple and dark blue ;)

(ily!!)

Highway to superhell girls trip!!!

#ily too!!! #shut up judith

[sphereofstory]

So when's the supernatural film jackles? Come onnn Supernatural: Highway to Superhell . Dean rescues Cas, they defeat the evil chuck-energy that's in jack that's causing everyone's unhappiness or creates a false ending for them or whatever, destiel kiss, they get to go home and retire, destiel kiss, jack gets to be human and Sam marries Eileen, and destiel kiss! Simples

#im having a moment

[inkedmyths]

Mom: Don't let your homework suffer for the Winchester brothers

Why is even my mom treating this like an inevitability

#ink thinks #supernatural #spn #on the highway to superhell #why does everyone assume im gonna get obsessed with them. i wont. i refuse #they are NOT allowed in the blorbo mind house

[bubsolar]

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#bubsolar solarenergysystems saubereEnergie instagramers Fotografie gardendesign wasserdicht erneuerbareEnergie changementclimatique

[inkedmyths]

This show looks you dead in the fucking eyes and is like "Family is a triumph. Family is a tragedy. Your love for each other will bring you to the greatest heights. It will also tear you apart in a way nothing else can. The greatest hurt is wielded by a father, a brother. You will never lose that bond. You will never fix that bond."

And then turns around and throws fucking bees at you

#on the highway to superhell #supernatural #spn #WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING DONE TO ME #WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS #MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY IS BEING REWIRED AND I DONT WANT IT #god fucking damn it i love when families have messy tragic world altering relationships. fuck. fuck off. fuck you.

[inkedmyths]

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So. Like.

If I told you guys that. Apparently. Unbeknownst to me.

I've already had an episode of SPN just fucking imbedded into my being for the past god only knows how long.

#on the highway to superhell #i can't fucking believe this #it was always that one thing i looked in on that one time and then haunted me forever and ever #supernatural #spn #now i HAVE to get my live reacts up to date bc this is fucking ridiculous #THIS STUPID EP HAS BEEN SEARED INTO MY PSYCHE. ITS HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS #WDYM IT WAS FUCKING SPN????

[inkedmyths]

S2: E6 "No Exit"

Brought to you by I'M SORRY I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THESE. HERE YOU GO

This episode featuring: Misogynistic tropes, Family Guy, the daddy issues continue, and Robert Smirke's 14 Fears

Silas: YAY

Kayla: hello queers and sam winchester

Compilation of Dean's dumbassery in the beginning, we love to see it

Ominous flickering lights! Great start

EWWWW GOOP

Hell is RIGHT baby bc its probably a demon or something

Oh boy mom and daughter fight

WHDHDHDHDHDHSH

Poor passerby family walking in on that

Yeah and you're young and blonde and therefore likely to get eaten by this thing, which I'm sure is the point

Melon: Oh to be born as a disposable horror movie character

ECTOPLASM

STATEPUFF MARSHMALLOW MAN EHDHDHD

WHSHSGSGSGS JUST WALKS UP TO HIM LIKE HI THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND AND DEAN'S LIKE uhhhhhhhhhhh ookay

Whshsgs yeah her moms not an idiot

Shes thinking abt stabbing u with it Dean

LOOK I GET THERE'S LIKE AN ISSUE WITH SEXISM BUT SHES SO STUPID

HAND

Anyways as I was saying its like "definitely a sexist character archetype" but also she really is stupid

Dean gonna get his hand bit or somethin just putting it in a vent w/a spirit

EWWW SCALP

Oh look another random blonde girl

Did they not check to see if there were any other blonde chicks in the building when investigating

DEAN WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING LIKE THAT??

He was fucking sleeping like that

Ah yes the tragic backstory bc of her dad dying

Ofc

Dude honey he has daddy issues out the wazoo this isn't something you want to be asking probably

Melon: Wait is she asking Dean for parent advice

Me: Asking what yhe first thing he thought of when he remembered his dad

Melon: MAAM

Me: Dean saying it was shooting bottles on a fence I Feel Like Thats A Lie

Melon: Ma’am this man exudes daddy issues in a 6 km radius at all times you really shouldn’t ask him anything about his dad

Melon: Does this look like the face of someone who was hugged as a child? No? Cause he wasn’t

Melon: Pretty sure any answer he gives could be a lie cause like I’m pretty sure the entirety of everything he’s ever done with his dad flashes simultaneously every time he remembers him.

Ohhhh so hanging people jn the field nextdoor ok that tracks

H. H. HOLMES? AMERICAS FIRST SERIAL KILLER

CLOROFORM

THE MURDER CASTLE I KNOW THIS FUCKIN GUY

Crazyyyyy

SHRIEKS THEY'RE JUST BASHING IN WALLS NOW?

LMAO DEAN

Girl u have no sense of self preservation

ALSO TIE YOUR HAIR BACK WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN SOME DINGEY ASS WALLS W/IT DOWN

HHHolmes blond girl. Joanna Beth? Isk.

ECTOPLASM

SCREAM

Time to start breaking walls

[ Crepe says to drink the ectoplasm like a milkshake. Do not do this. ]

Scratch marks..... where others have tried to get out

Oh I am not looking at the screwn while shes looking out of it bc creepy fuckers eye is gonna show up I just know it

OH THERES MULTIPLE GIRLS IN HERE

Theresa...

Rip in pieces

[ Melon appreciates the humor of using an acronym and then adding the rest of the statement. ]

Sam and Dean looking like dumbasses with their fuckin. Metal detector?

Into the sewers without delay we can't go wrong we know the waaaay

That ladder is pretty sketchy

What a creep

Ok scared him off for a sec

Dean army man crawling in a stupid little sewer

[ Melon notes that he's always felt showing someone crawling through a dark tunnel on their stomach is, in his opinion, one of the scariest things to be utilized in horror. I think there's a lot of merit in this; you can't go very fast, and you can't turn around, so if something else is in there with you... It occurs to me, that while we've warned away Melon from TMA for Prentiss reasons, I should show them MAG15. ]

WOO SPIRIT SHOOTIN

Eugg... bones...... the corpse of one of the victims

Well thats creepy as shit

Salt circled him

[ Crepe makes a reference to a Tumblr post about salt in hoola-hoops, instead of salt circles. I'm sure one of you guys could dig it up. ]

CONCRETE TRUCK LMAOOO DEAN WHERED YOU GET THAT

WHSHSHS THE AWKWARD SILENCDean stfu

LMAO

Well thats rough

[ More discussion comtinues on useful and hilarious solutions to demons and ghosts, such as holy water squirt gun, holy water humidifier, and salt infused hairspray flamethrower. ]

Like father like sons oh ma'am

Oh boy

AHAHA.

I mean I get being upset but also its stupid as hell

You can't blame someone for what their parent did thats fucking stupid

I mean I get being concerned that some traits carry over but this soecific behavior is stupid!

[ At some point around here, the episode ended. I, however, was hung up and DEEPLY offended by Jo's behavior at the very end. ]

Me: THE SINS OF THE FATHER ARE NOT THE SINS OF THE SON. BANGS HAND ON DOOR. DO YOU HEAR ME.

Melon: *cough* unfortunately pretty sure john could find a way to pass on his sins or smthn. Dudes done some weird shit

[ I rant about it a bit more. I'm so deeply, deeply offended. Then, a pivot into discussion about the monster of this ep. ]

Me: Anyways absolutely wild that the monster this ep was an irl serial killer

Me: Same energy as Robert Smirke being in the Magnus Archives

Kayla: ROBERT SMIRKE WAS REAL?

[ Needless to say, the conversation was immediately sidetracked. ]

Crepe: What did he do

Melon:

Kayla: BUILT STUFF AND ITS EVIL???

Me: WELL NOT IN REAL LIFE

Kayla: WHAT

Kayla: IS THAT A US GOV BUILDING

Kayla: HE DID BUILD REAL EVIL INK YOU LIAR

Kayla: THATS THE HIGHEST EVIL???

Me: Ok I can't argue with that actually

[ There's some more prattling about this, but I'll mainly leave you with this last thing. ]

Kayla: the us govt isnt its own fear?

Me: No that would be giving it too much credit

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Well, needless to say, I can't say I'm a fan of Jo at this point. It's a bit frustrating, because it's very clear (to me anyways) that her characterization is the result of some annoying tropes. I can get behind the idea of her wanting to be like her father, and maybe being a bit reckless, but the treatment of her is just... idk. Really frustrating.

I probably would have been a lot more sympathetic if it weren't for that weird turn around at the end. I understand Helen seeing John in the brothers and having issues with that, but Jo? After surviving all that with them? I can understand feeling conflicted, but the way it was presented... hrgh. Irritating all around.

At least this episode had concrete truck. Keeping in theme with the TMA references, Adelard Deckard would be proud.

#on the highway to superhell #supernatural #spn #i want to like jo more but she annoys me so much urgh :( #do i tag this as tma as well

[inkedmyths]

S1 Ep1: Pilot

Why the fuck is it so dark

Ok so thats. Them. As little guys. Ok.

Is the mom about to get murdered by something spooky

Oh shes on the ceiling

Oh shes on fucking fire.

We're starting off strong I see

I knew there was a lady on fire on the ceiling some point but I didn't realize it was first thing

Whats that haircut

Ok so some lovev interest that I assume gets murdered at some point

Is that a spooky or is that the other brother being weird

Yeah that's the other guy

LMAO hes just like fuck off

Ok ok so establishing what their deal is off the bat. Dad got fucked up and weird after mom died, gave his kid a gun, yadda yadda

Ok so this like up to date in 2005

Spooky voicemail

They haven't spoken in 2 years dhdgsg?? Real buddy buddy huh

Ah some guy about to get murdered yeah? AHA CLASSIC spooky ghost bitch

Spooky ghost bitch seducing car guy to murder him?

This guy's the most like. Classic idiot horror movie guy

Heehoo get bats

Oh shes in the back! Classic!

WOAH BLOOD

CREDIT CARD FRAUD? Thats so fuckin funny

Shut up Sam and enjoy the music

Oh yeah thats the special car right

Are those fake FBI cards lmao??

HDGDGSG THEY'RE WACKING EACH OTHER LMAO ok big sibling energy I'll give them that

Are they just? Wow they're ballsy

Ohhh there it is. The local legend. Classic classic

"Took the swan dive" NO respect wow

"Well that's healthy" Dean I suspect that is real rich coming from you

Oh there she is

OH SHIT SHES STEALING THE CAR LMAO SHES JUST "Run these bitches over in their car I must"

Djdhdh Dean is looking like a drowned mole

"Jerk" "Bitch" mood

So is one of them gonna get attacked

LMAO THE POLICE ARE AFTER THEM are these guys stupid. I think they're stupid

MY BOOBS???

Ah they think they're murderers which is. Fair given the context. I mean ghosts aren't like standard knowledge

These people know such subtlety

Ok I either feel bad for this poor guy or he murdered her. Dunno which.

Why's he going on about this story

Ohhhhh oh I see

I still feel bad for him bc like yeah being unfaithful is terrible but to lose your wife and kids.......

THEY LEFT HIM WITH A PAPERCLIP? IS THAT ALLOWED

OH SHIT LADY that scared the shit out of me

Buster ur goin to her home whether u like it or not. So the question is are you faithful to that girl of yours

Oh jesus christ

HDHDGSGSGS DRIVING THE CAR RIGHT INTO THE HOUSE??? OKAY

Oh right in the dicks

Yeah ur two kids bitch

Well that was gruesome

LMAO YEAH HE WAS SHOOTING AT THE GHOST

Ah yep the car

Okay off to Colorado. Except Sam's going back for school reasons? Or somethin. Later guy

Also doesn't Sam have like a bigass claw mark on his chest

Oh is she cheating on him that would be a twist

WAIT OH SHIT SHES ON THE CEILING NOW

I see I see some kind of. Targeted thing. A cycle? Same culprit probably.

And off they fuckin go I guess

#on the highway to superhell #oh i fuckin hate the title of the next one. lets go racism i guess.