#and i said No 👍 and that was the end of it

[astonmartingf]

WE COULD HAVE A GOOD TIME —

— you ended up on this random stranger's bed and suddenly the next thing you know you're moving in with him to raise a baby

P1 ★ WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU KISS A GIRL?

amgf implied sex, unprotected sex, ons thingy? look don't do this in real life, even if the person is as hot as jenson!!!! use plan b and stay safe! okay hehehehe so this was supposed to be the first part but i had internal issues so i made that part zero, enjoy this 👍

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"You're earlier than expected, I assume things went well with her?" Mark raises his head, greeting Jenson who just arrived.

Jenson shifts to the side revealing the woman from the night before. "She's here with me actually..."

You reveal yourself from the side, waving at the two drivers sitting at the table. "Hello, I'm YN." Stretching your hand, before taking a seat next to Jenson and the Spaniard from across the table.

"I'm sorry if this is unconventional for you, but I wanted to get over with the NDA before you left." Jenson starts a conversation with you, ensuring to keep his voice down to a minimum knowing both drivers aren't exactly trying to hide that they're listening in to his conversation with you.

You shake your head waving your hands off, "No worries, I guess it's better eating while waiting instead of being stuck in the hotel room waiting in awkward silence. It is unusual since one night stands usually involve more fucking than talking—"

The driver beside Jenson coughs, caught off guard at your statement causing you to chuckle at his reaction. "But, considering the situation from last night... this was probably inevitable." You shrug it off continuing to eat the waffle in front of you.

The Spaniard beside you raised his brows, "You seem normal about this, no offense but have you done this before?"

You nod your head, "One night stands, not much but I'm fairly knowledgeable in NDA's, I'm studying law. And before you get worried, no I won't find a loophole to talk about this, I can maybe help you drag a good NDA if there are clauses lacking. But considering you offering the NDA maybe it's you who have done this before?"

You turn around to face Jenson with raised brows, causing the other drivers chuckling under their breaths.

"No! Like you said, considering the thibgs we've done last night— it's safe to say this was needed." Jenson quickly deflected the rush of blood pushing through his cheeks, it could be from the embarrassment or from thinking of last night's activities.

You shrug your shoulders in silence, "Well, I guess I need to exercise my silence, with the whole NDA thing— and I don't kiss and tell." You wink in his direction, leaving Jenson jaw slack, shaking his head in disbelief.

★ WE COULD HAVE A GOOD TIME — @cosmoscoffeee @astral-cowboy @minkyungseokie @ximaginx @thearchieves @scuderiadevils @black-fireproofs @evie-119 @hannannannannannah @evesfile @vi0letblu3s @judelina @siannaplmn @myescapefromthislife @ivyvlair @persiar9 @hsfallingsky @asmoothoperator @vettelsbees @hc-dutch @tallrock35 @akkklys @c-losur3 @mael1pastry @booksandflowrs @champomiel @jeffs77 @escapism-writer @doofenshmirtzevil-inc @whatislifebutlemons @snapeeballsack @casperlikej @woozarts @hellowgoodbye @tallrock35 @lady-bennet

#f1 smau #f1 fluff #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #jenson button smau #jenson button fluff #jenson button x reader #jenson button imagine

[shiro-s2e2-erukinzu]

Anime only watchers and people who aren't caught up with the Manga, BEWARE... Cuz I'm about to discuss Spy X Family Mission 97... You have been warned...! 👌

[SPOILERS AHEAD FROM THIS POINT ON]

OMG OMG OMG OMG!! THIS CHAPTER WAS AMAZING...!!! 💗😍💗

This chapter goes into detail about Mathra and Henderson's pasts together, and I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT!! 😍 So without further ado, let's talk about Mission 97 shall we...? 👍

The chapter began with Henderson talking to the matron, who mentioned that she overheard that him and Mathra made quite the darling couple, then Henderson says...:

I LOVE THIS PANEL SO MUCH!! 💗😍💗 And I was like: Suuuure Henderson, y'all are "Just Friends"...!! 😏

Then it cuts to the past and we see a young Henderson watching a young Martha preform ballet at a New Year's party talent show at Eden Academy...:

...AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME HE SAID "ELEGANT"!! IT WAS BECAUSE OF HER!! 🤩

(This is just so sweet, man...!! 💗🥹💗)

Anyway, after Martha's performance she gained friends, while Henderson lost friends, all because he called her performance elegant and got the nickname Mr. Elegant...! 👌😌 (I say it was worth it...! 😎)

Some time later, Henderson is having some tea before class and Martha comes across him. He then offers if she wants some and they start hanging out together...!! 🤗

Three years later, we see Henderson getting harassed and by these three jerks for just being who he is, when suddenly...:

MARTHA (I mean, Lady M) CAME TO HELP HENDERSON!! 😆 (She also said the "human beings ARE animals" thing that Becky said all the way back in Mission 25!! 👏😆 So that's where she got it from...!! 😌) Henderson then scolds Martha for using her ballet skills for fighting, but then she brings up that he threw a punch too and runs off to tell his teacher of his inelegance...!! 🤣

His teacher brings up that Henderson has been boycotting his military training courses and if he keeps it up, he'll get a Tonitrus Bolt... After that, Martha meets up with Henderson, who declares to fight not with his fist, but...:

In that moment, Henderson decided that he was gonna change the world with education. But in doing so, he started to push Martha away... 😔 (She even asked him if he was gonna invite someone to the graduation dance and he told her that he doesn't have time for something like that...! 🥲)

After a brief flash forward of Martha telling Becky about her past with Henderson, we go back to the past to see a nineteen year old Martha, who's now in her last year of Eden:

A new faculty member has joined Eden Academy, and it is none other than Mr. Elegant himself, Henry Henderson!! 👏😆:

AND THAT'S THE END!! 😱 Is this going to be continued in the next chapter, or is this a one and done type situation...?! 🤔 Which ever way it's gonna go in the next chapter, I ADORED THIS CHAPTER SO MUCH!! 😍

I'm a sucker for learning characters pasts, so this chapter was super enjoyable for me!! 😄 Especially since WE'RE FINALLY LEARNING ABOUT WHAT HENDERSON & MARTHA'S RELATIONSHIP WAS LIKE!! 😍

Gosh, I could probably talk about this chapter for hours, but I think I'll stop here for now...!! 😁 I really hope that there's gonna be a second part to Martha and Henderson's story because I'm so invested in them!! 😆

But anyway, that was Mission 97, I clearly loved it and I can't wait for the chapter!! 😁 So until the next Mission; take care, be safe out there and be kind to each other...!! 🤗

Also, I love that we get to see a young Donna Schlag as well:

We haven't seen her since Mission 61!! 😆 But yeah, that's pretty much it!! See you all in the next one...!! LATERS!! 👋😄

#spy x family #sxf #spyxfamily #spy x family manga #sxf manga #spyxfamily manga #spy x family spoilers #sxf spoilers #spyxfamily spoilers #Mission 97 #henry henderson #martha marriott #becky blackbell #MARTHA AND HENDERSON BACKSTORY!!! #LET'S GO!!! 😆 #My little shipper heart can't take it...!! 💗😍💗 #manga spoilers #donna schlag #We need a shipname for Henderson and Martha (if they don't already have one) PRONTO!!! 👏👏👏

[jocelynscrazyideas]

Ballet class | Nico Hischier x Fem reader

summary: Nico comes in early to ballet. Yes ballet, he’s getting help to learn how to take stress off his joints, and so is his fellow teammates. I- Dani help him correct his stretching exercises, and his skating.

Warnings: Fluff, (no smut), kinda small 😁👍

~~~

I’m helping out in the NHL for some skating techniques. No, I have never actually been good at skating. Yes, I am a pro ballet student- I actually graduated from premie class about a year ago.

It’s been studied that hockey players, even the good players need skating lessons. I mean, doesn’t everyone? As an instructor in Pilates, and a ballet teacher, I am supposed to help the athletes gain muscular endurance in muscle groups that are rarely thought off.

“Hey, I’m Nico.” I very tall brown eyed man says as he skates, my way. I am in the middle of the rink waiting for my class to start.

It’s 11:24 AM. Class doesn’t start until til 12:30. Maybe he’s here for extra help?

I know I stayed I’m not good at skating, but I can kayak pretty well, my dad was a coach for a little league back home in Arizona.

“Oh. Nice, I’m Dani.” I respond, almost forgetting that I have to answer back. I haven’t talked to a handsome, very beautiful man in like 3 years. Damn, I must be dry.

“Oh haha. I was wondering if I could get extra help? I haven’t tried ballet before and I thought it would be pretty difficult. Especially for a 25 year old.” Nico said, and his eyes trail down to my outfit.

I’m wearing a brown bodysuit, when I mean a body suit I mean the ones that end up being a thong in the back and look like a very small one piece swimsuit. Over the brown bodysuit I have a black vest, and black leggings on. I have white leg warmers on because I am truly freezing.

“If you’re cold, I have the perfect warmup for you!” Nico says as he eyes my mouth shivering.im literally chattering and shaking as we speak.

“You’re beautiful.” Nico says as he helps me back up to the normal flooring as we exit the rink. Wiw, straight to the point.

“Uhh, well thanks, you’re a pretty handsome man yourself.” I say back. Ugh. I sound like a grandma.

Boring.

“You excited for the Nico Hischier warmup?”

“I guess so.” I say as I look up towards his beautiful eyes. They are so brown, they glisten in the light though, and they remind me of honey when they glimmer down at me. It’s like they are full of love.

I’m hooked.

Nico ends with warming me up with some runs, abdomen teaser, and a water break. Now I’m out of breath it’s time for stretching. I told him to show me how he normally stretches before a game. It’s was truly horrendous. He was showing me things that would tear tendons if he wasn’t so flexible in his hip flexors.

“Okay, okay, okay. I’m let’s start on our feet shall we?” I say trying to build him a better routine.

“Alrighty.” He says as he swoops his hair back and he ties his shoe. He rests his hands on his hips, and I could tell he was looking at my ass. I get it. I do have a very plump, and full ass, but I don’t even know this guy.

I bend down about half way, my hips are aligned, my arms are behind my back, I’m stretching my hips to let the stress out of the muscles, tendons, and places that don’t get worked the most.

He follows what I’m doing. I bend a knee and I tune to the right side. I’m in a lunge and I put the back leg down. I push myself into the ground. This stretches my hips, and a little of my quads.

“Ow. Ow!” Nico whimpers from behind me. He seems to be pushing himself to far.

“You need to go at your own pace.” I say trying to correct his mistake.

“No. No, this is how far I can go.” Nico insists to go farther. I get up from my lunge and stand behind him. His hips are stressed, he needs to let them looose in order to skate faster, and even be able to feel more loose when he skates.

“No. I can help you, that’s why I’m here.” I voiced.

I grab my hands, and swing them to his hips, he is in his very low lunge and I pick him up a little bit. I twist him to the right and his pelvis is aligned with his shoulders, perfect.

“I feel better. I can feel a stretch and I think I can breathe now.” Nico announced.

I know, this is my job, I know how to fix it.

“Perfect!” I exclaim, letting him know that I am here for him to lean on.

We finish the stretching and the warmups. Now, it’s time for skating. He skates pretty fast, but his too curvy in his feet, I can tell.

“Let’s do a little ballet first?” I mentioned, it’s not an option, we are doing ballet before we skate.

“Okay, whatever you think I need… angel.” Nico announced, and in a very confidently way. He winked at me.

Um.. yes!!!

I taught him to hold his core, and the posture. He obviously doesn’t need the posture portion but the engagement of his core is necessary.

“Slate time?” Nico exclaims, he’s ready. I think I’m ready now too? I lace up my skates and he’s already on the ice.

He skates back, and kneels down. He’s tiring my skates back up.

It’s 12:30. Class started. All the guys come flooding in knowing that I can see their lunch all over their fingers. I told them, 12:30 on the dot. Not before and not later, exactly at 12:30.

“Oh! Hey Nico, and-” Jesper starts but…

“-Dani.” Nico finishes.

“Okay, skates on? Let’s head on the ice!” I say in eager. Nico steps on first and he grabs a hold of my hand, he’s helping me in the ice.

“Oh, you have tension.” Jack says, letting everyone know that Nico thinks I’m just a pretty girl.

Nico skates with me to the middle and the boys are still doing drills that I told them to do a minute ago.

He pulls me in closer to him, I can feel the warmth of his anatomy. His heart is pounding, not only can I feel it I can hear it. That’s how close we are. I feel like I’m on his chest, it doesn’t look like it, but it feels like it.

“You’re a pretty girl.” Nico says as he reaches for his phone. He hands his phone to me and I put in my number.

Class ends, I’m sure I taught everyone how to skate in a safer way. I also think I have them a pre game stretching lesson.

Nico texts me a picture of us, he must of swiped it from when I was talking to the other devils.

God, he’s a really pretty man.

#hockey #jocelynscrazyideas #nhl #🍇🍇🍇 #nhl fic #hockey fics #njd #new jersey devils #nico hischier #ballet

[rainofthetwilight]

Arin: *Exists and happy*

The writers after season 1: Let’s give him trauma and angst, like Loyd-

….

Levi, you’re welcome 😈

Also, I’m really excited about what the writers planning about Arin, BOY THEY ARE COOKING!!

And also, let’s hope that Sora and Arin don’t fight.. Because they almost clearly fought in season 2 pt 1. They’re such a great DUOOO-

Welp, time to lose my insanity about Arin, because HES JUST A KID-

I’m probably gonna lose my mind if I see Arin having a villain arc.

But also…

WE NEED A VILLAIN ARIN-

Or, something else.

AGSJSFJNAJDKAKDKW YEAH I'M INSANE AF RN LMAOO

they really said to arin 'oh? you're a student of a fsm family member? GENERATIONAL TRAUMA BE UPON YE'

they really are cooking, and honestly evil arin villian arc or not this kid is definitely gonna go through the wringer no matter what they do 😭 a sora and arin fight is guranteed at this point however, bc even tho sora meant it in good faith that help with the spinjitzu object is definitely not gonna end well if arin ever finds out, and I'm so not ready for that 👍👍👍👍

#SORRY IT TAKES SO LONG TO ANSWER I KEEP FORGETTING #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising spoilers #ninjago arin #levi's asks #ty for the ask! #hananonymous

[larnax]

like ok lemme give you a fucking recap of my Dentistry Experience

>be me 9ish. go to dentist for first time since i was 3 bc my mom spent all our child support money on plane tickets. dentist says you have three cavities so big we need to pull your teeth

>they put me on anesthesia that i say doesnt work. it doesnt work so im in excruciating pain while they yank out the three teeth

>i get switched to second dentist and a few years later after x-ray am told my canines are growing into the roof of my mouth and i need surgery and braces to have them fixed. dentist then says i can keep on the braces after i get my canines fixed so my teeth will be straight. i tell him i don't care if my teeth are straight and i want them off as soon as my canines are in the right place

>get the surgery and start going to second dentist. he sometimes cuts pieces of my tongue off and after his visits im in so much pain i cant speak. when i ask when i'm getting my braces off he tells me to stop being impatient and refuses to give me an answer

>eventually he says that my canines should be fine and i say ok please take the braces off. he says no because my teeth aren't straight. my mom says no because my teeth aren't straight.

>dentist welds a metal bar to the top of my mouth. it's positioned so that it cuts into my tongue leaving me with a permanent bloody painful wound in my mouth for the several years it's in despite repeatedly telling him and mom what's happening and begging for them to take it out. they say no because my teeth aren't straight

>dentist welds a metal bar behind my bottom teeth with so much glue that after i finally got another dentist to remove it years later they weren't able to get all the glue off and it took several more appointments. also just to straighten my teeth

>YEARS LATER i get the dentist to remove the metal bar. it leaves a scar on my tongue that hasn't healed almost a decade later.

>YEARS LATER i get the dentist to remove the braces.

>after that they immediately give me a retainer they say i need to wear all day. i say for how long they say for the rest of my life. i say Why. they say because otherwise your teeth won't stay straight

>i do not wear the retainer because i already didn't care about my teeth being straight before all this happened and sure fucking didn't now. so my canines are still crooked so yeah all of that was for nothing

#c.paradisi #uh ask to tag #recently i found this article #about another dentist who gave his clients a bunch of unnecessary shit so he could upcharge them #and the article was like yeah the usa has. idr exactly but theyre not considered medical professionals #so they dont require the same training or oversight doctors do #so theres just a ton of malpractice and most of its never caught or punished #and i was like ohhhh. yeah i guess that happened to me huh #what makes me insane is how clear i was from the beginning that i wanted them off as soon as the medical issue was resolved #and NOBODY EVER LISTENED TO ME. #i got tortured for YEARS and permanently scarred my tongue bc my mom wanted me to have straight teeth and a dentist wanted money #awesome! very cool! #ANYWAY. #im going to a normal dentist now and yeah all that shit was Not normal. #also its nice to be an adult bc while i was in for a cleaning the assistant was like you should get a retainer to straighten your teeth #and i said No 👍 and that was the end of it

[bluuscreen-png]

working on my own little “the master doesn’t die and joins the doctor after lotl” au so here’s voyage of the damned outfits if i got to do the costume design [plus a couple silly bonus sketches under the cut]

#doctor who #the doctor #the tenth doctor #the 10th doctor #the master #simm master #tensimm #thoschei #time lords call it a draw #fanart #no id #the master has his bleached hair because ummmm i said so 👍 #there is kind of a reason but it’s mostly just an excuse because i like it #[the doctor forced him to regenerate using his own regen energy but it went a bit weird #so he looks the same but with white hair] #[this does mean that after the whole metacrisis thing he technically won’t be able to regen again #but i’ll figure that out when i get to it in my rewritten timeline in my head] #btw astrid lives in this au. because i like her. she doesn’t end up travelling with the doctor though #maybe bannakaffalatta can live too and they go off together #they were really cute #also ik i draw the masters face different every time. i’m working on it

[cellgatinbo]

pac spots his boyfriend doing something(🤨) across the pond, but it's too silly to not join in too

#qsmp #pactw #fitmc #foolish #fitpac #qsmp clips #woo time to go through the 70+ clips i took today 👍 #i didn't even notice what pac said when i saved it i just caught his laugh at the end

[reinabeestudio]

I keep reading their name as 'Saffron' so, the funnie colors 💥

At first I thought it was a pun on 'Sin fin' (endless in Spanish). Fitting since, well. Y'know. The Loops(tm) (<- said like The Horrors)

(*In Stars And Time by @insertdisc5)

#in stars and time #isat #siffrin #fan art #my art #holy skate in a fence yomiel drawing fan art that isn't related to self-insert. MIRACLE ☝☝☝☝ #i still have to finish it (no spoilers!!!) but yknow #there's only so many times i can go HE'S LITERALLY ME FR while playin til i end up drawing them at least Once #how to win in life: add a little funnymandias that is so gender in your project. a billion hearts forever peace&love #btw I do Not recommend following me if you expect more. Bc like. I rarely draw fan art KDJSNFJKDS #that said. Game Fun. Buy It 👑👍✨ #i MIGHT draw siffrin again in the future bc I'm deeply fond of this little funnyjokespun person. but that might take a while AHAHAHDSF #<- btw i love that part so much. made it my header in .3 seconds

[springlock-suits]

Fnaf-tober | Day 27: FNAF Movie

The fnaf movie was so good you guys!!!!!!! DEFINITELY going to draw more Steve Raglan in the future, so for this prompt I decided to go for something that I probably won't draw in the future. Enjoy a bb and my very silly little theory

Fnaf-tober by Miiilowo

#my art #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie spoilers #five nights at freddy's movie spoilers #balloon boy #i do definitely think garret was the one who said come find me. bb may be a stretch tho #bc like. Garrett was the only kid we never saw. we dont know what happened to him at all #another guess would be springtrap #due to sl mike saying he was going to find his father. but i believe the garrett more #esp since the letters like that are a kids souls thing #cpuld also be the puppet. for sure #those are the 3 main options i think #i hope its garrett i want to see what happened to him #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #eye contact #edit: good call on my end to draw this now. because ive already debunked it for myself 👍. 'come find me' was absolutely the puppet #probs still could be garret tho. who knows

[wwskalisto]

I think I just committed a crime

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #ok 👍 #crk #cr kingdom #:33333 #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #why i said i commited a crime #is because #this was a balloon #from my teacher #that she gave me as part of a chocolate bouquet #because i got good grades in 2022's end of year exam #and look at today #i fucking turned it into a cosplay prop #imagine if my teacher saw this #me: 😨

[dodgebolts]

.

#also for anyone who cares I did end up seeing George’s response and I’m much more neutral on everything now pending caiti’s new info #needless to say this blog will be up forever p much and you won’t see any dteam anti shit from me ever 👍 #I just will probably still be an absentee because I’m getting so busy with life and the vct frogisms have taken over 😭 #but ill be around from time to time! like I said before I have very few regrets of my time here and that still stands. ily all lots #cya for now it’s finals week soon I’m getting my ass handed to me by everything 😭😭😭

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

went through a bunch of old old old posts and cringing rly hard

#op #I was trying soooooooo fucking hard to make everyone like me #and overreacting sooooooooo hard when ppl were mean #I spent MINUTES on end replying to shit when I should have just like… #said some shit like ‘👍’ #infinitely easier #I should have trolled more

[skenpiel]

@eebie DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the dance is from this video ♪(^∇^*)

#HI EEBIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL #i made this beccause i was listening to that penis song i sent you and i thought it sounded like a song gobou would use #also i wanted a dancing eeber gif ^___^ #keep in mind i ummm. have only animated once before and that was years ago and very very very short #and also it was totally sketchy and stuff. as in it was just a sketch there was no lineart or colors or anything #and also csp apparently dosent let you export transparent animations!?!?!?!? and also it doesnt let you use more than 25 frames!?!?!?!? #its stupid. so i just made a gif on EZGIF.COM instead<333 #which is why the edges look kinda. um. wack. sorry about that but maybe itll go away when this posts? i dunno but i doubt it #btw i think i have eeber poisoning or something. because i draw her all the time everywhere........ #ive drawn her so many times in some stupid little sketchbook we have in our kitchen when i wait for stuff in tha microwave #her design is just sooooo. Yeah!!!!!!!! #anyway this took Ummm significantly longer than id hoped and my back hurts sooooobad #so im going to bed!!!!!!!! but anyways here u go babygirkl <333333 #my art #oh and btw i only listened to the penis (eek!) song while drawing this and nothing else #just. the same penis song for hours on end #and i said i was gonna take abreak when i was done with the lines before i started coloring but 😀👍 i forfot #OH WAIY ONE LAST YBING. i got cery noticably lazy like halfway through so dontt look too close at the frames or youu might get scared 😨

[mito-itokondrria]

Sometimes, they make play rehearsals impossible.

Eachother distractions? Yes. But I need it in the "hold on guys, they stopped paying attention... again" way that makes everyone groan 'cus they'll have to repeat this scene a g a i n for this play they'll perform and-

#dunno can I offer you an Izuku laughing at Kacchan being Kacchan #with this small-sequence-thingy I made while I was still in exams in this tiring times? #bkdk #bakudeku #dkbk #ktdk #katsudeku #decchan #bakudeku fanart #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #I was originally going to post this at the end of June and tell you in a nostalgic tone something like 'woah a day like today a year ago #I was first joining this fandom and it was on fire 'cus everyone was still nuts over chapter 318 and there I was- #trying to catch up like crazy with everything right when I said I was just gonna have a look around ☺️👍' #but not it's kinda late and now we're nuts over something else aaah #yes im a drawer

[tuxalfredo]

I'm a Legacy denier and forever will be, they are stoner buddies💙❤️😌they hang out often, get stoned, and jest a little

u can tell how lazy I am always taking the "no background, just color in the character sketches with a rando color" route🧍‍♂️

#They're besties. bros. homies. #bfs even??😳 #Im warming up to this ship I honestly love them #but they arent enemies that shits dumb The End is stupid #tom and tord are besties their love language is just teasy #stoner bros💙❤️ #tomtord #this could also be deemed non-shippy!! they are bros!!👍:] #my art #art #eddsworld #eddsworld fanart #fanart #sorta shipsworld idk as i said this is also a non-shippy drawing at the same time👍 #eddsworld tord #eddsworld tom #lazy art:p #i tried my best lmao #rum ham

[keeps-ache]

which of these are better? :>

#just me hi #poll #they're both good on specific foods :> 👍 #but my mom and dad are always arguing about which is best so this should be fun lol #//i'm never going to forget that time i fully squeezed an orange onto my leftover rice by mistake :((( #there is 1 one wrong answer on this poll Hfbvhsf #my grandma was stealing fruit from trees i think and nobody could tell the difference betwixt the oranges and lemons she nabbed #that thing looked like a fully-ripe lemon and then it turned out to be a fully-ripe ORANGE i have never tasted such bitter #and backstabbing truth in my LIFE #how can truth be both obscured beyond recognition and yet so sharply distinct auhhghgughgu #worst day of my life #not true but my other options for a meal were my dear dear grandmama's spaghetti #[leans in close] She Put Ketchup In It And Said It Was The Same Thing As The Sauce .‿. #reread that sentence and please just consider it for a moment. a minute even. maybe i'm being dramatic but do you see what i'm saying here #//anyway food horrors aside citrus is cool 10/10 fruit truly #can't go wrong with citrus :3 #//now let's see if i go n do something or end up reblogging stuff for like an hour Lmao o7 o/