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garbage-floof · 4 months

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do yall see one of your friends being a massive jerk and doing something slightly offensive and you fucking have a verbal fight w them in your head

like, you're a great friend! but if you don't shut the fick up and listen why this is offensive then we can't even be friends anymore

#adam's vent tag #this needs a lot of context in too tired to write #but #implying (in a joking manner no less) that someone in the room (metaphorically) is gay/trans to very obviously homo/transphobic classmates #does so much harm #like if someone comes out to you you keep your mouth shut even if they're a walking pride flag #just shut the fuck up #it's not that difficult #another small ick i have w this friend #is that i told him i wasn't very comfortable with my classmates jokes #(they were 'joking' about killing and shooting boys that wear dresses)#and that i also didn't feel safe around them #and he responded w 'theyre just joking. why are you taking them seriously?'#with a straight fucking face #do i even need to explain why this is fucked up to say to a trans kid? (or anyone)#i could give a million different examples of this #you can literally excuse an bad behaviour with this logic #if you can do that then i dont really trust you #anyway im ranting and rambling #and i want to strangle him!!!

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polytrich · 4 days

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quick sketch of the biggest people pleaser in the dungeon

#i want to strangle him #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #kabru of utaya #kabru #dunmeshi #kabru dungeon meshi #digital art #my art #finally some fanart

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ir3nic-sluvv · 1 year

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HERE'S SOME LEON KENNEDY WALLPAPERS YA'LL (PART 1)

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kenobihater · 1 month

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reblog for a bigger sample size of former angry, creative, and/or highly dramatic children

#len asks #strangling tw #choking tw #drowning tw #<- ik followers and moots need those tagged but lmk if there's any more you want me to add #polls #personally i mostly hung my toys up. not in like a morbid way but i thought it was fun to swing them from trees #DEF threw them off structures in a morbid way. and melted their faces off in a morbid way. and gave them swirlies in a morbid way #i usually only did that to free mcdonalds toys and i don't think i ever did any of this to my expensive toys but i did like a bit of #violence here and there. it was an interesting outlet for sure. i basically always did it with a friend as well. bonding <3 #OH and we put out sparklers on an action figure once before tying blackcats to him and throwing him off a bridge. fun times!#oh and the freezer. i think that's it tho and i honestly only did most of these things once bc the novelty wore off #gonna periodically rb this for a bigger sample size. i will be HIGHLY disappointed in y'all if 'none' sweeps

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zu-is-here · 11 months

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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spontaneously starts scribbling him Differently Every Time

#CONSISTENCY IS DEAD AND I STRANGLED HER #a very long time ago. im just whaling on a corpse at this point #consistency may be dead but she's also my wife. is that anything #anyway HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY #howdy brain Activated Tonight #i dont know how to draw him! it might seem like i do! i dont! hes fuckin Shaped in such a Way!#the last one was actually the first #i will never be able to replicate it. its what i Want #scribble salad #welcome home #howdy pillar #shakes him shakes him SHAKES HIM #his hair is a bitch to get even remotely right...#ill pin it down tho! ill streamline it! eventually!#every time i look at him my brain essentially goes 'he can get fluffier.... the Volume....'

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dunnowho180125 · 14 days

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Zukka #4

Hey I just got an idea

What if Zuko got Sokka’s necklace instead of Katara’s and he kept it but one day he had it with him and he didn’t had pockets so the most sensible thing was putting it on so he did but kind of forgot about it ‘till one day (before Ozai’s fall) Sokka noticed it and he was like “Hey this is my necklace! I wondered where it was!” and Zuko was all like “Shit I forgot to give it back to you im sorry” but Sokka was just standing there trying not to die because Zuko looked way better with water tribe accessories

#Zukka #atla sokka #atla zuko #atla zukka #atla #sokka #zuko #zukka #Sokka was totally having a bi crisis #Zuko just didn’t want his friend angry at him #Yes gay people #My friends are at that from strangling me in my sleep for how much I talk about them

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housewifebuck · 8 months

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#he’s so fine for what. I want to strangle him #evanbuckleyedit #Evan buckley #911edit #911 #911 fox #911 abc #911verse #alielook #tuserjs #tuserjw #tuserrae #alyxmastershipper #poetindenial #princebuckdiaz #my gifs #🪐#q

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insertsomthinawesome · 1 year

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WHUMPTOBER 2022 - DAY 28 - Headache

Azul watches out for his 'employees' :>

-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

#Whumptober2022 #No.28 #Headache #Twisted Wonderland #twst #whumptober #twst jade #twst azul #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #isa's fanart #insertsomthinawesome #December2022 #Azul 'we're just business partners' ashengrotto spotted bullying jade to go sleep after he's had a migraine all day #Floyd dragged him over to help because Jade was just brushing it off with him #50/50 whether or not Jade will listen to floyd when he bugs him to rest #sometimes he's like oh yeah i do feel poor. I will go nap. other times he's like No??? I will survive???? Don't mind me????#and floyd wants to strangle him with concern and love SDXLSFIHSGLDFHIGFD

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poopypeepyp · 15 days

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jean-paul and tim fighting in the batcave is what fandom thinks happened between jason and tim

it's so funny to me that fanfiction version of titans tower incident (teen titans 2003 #29) is basically what canonically happened during knightquest the crusade (tec #668 and robin #1)

tim is actually 14 years old so it was a fight between an actual kid and adult instead of two teenagers

tim is beaten up in his safe place by an ally who he used to have positive feelings about (i mean it was tim who broke in and sneaked around the batcave so i don't blame jpv for self-defense!)

tim is annoyed that he worked so hard to become robin only to be shut down by jean-paul and now having to prove himself to him (didn't go well)

(detective comics #668/showcase '93 #11)

tim sasses jean-paul

(detective comics #668/bloodbath special #1)

jean-paul strangles tim lol

(detective comics #668/robin 1993 #1)

jean-paul intends to kill tim? probably? not really? i mean he kind of threatens to later in knightsend but he is in a silly goofy mood

(detective comics #677)

jean-paul immediately regrets attacking tim and is very sorry and sad wet cat (tim is not buying it (angsty))

(robin 1993 #1)

jean-paul is not in full control of himself because of The System

The System is "lazarus pit rage" except it's a religious programming and instead of seeing green jean-paul hallucinates a templar knight telling him to be batman or something

the strangling incident has lasting consequences not only on their relationship but the plot too (tim can't shut up about it)

(batman #506/#507/#508)

(catwoman 1993 #31)

tim and dick become closer after that (also dick hates jp's guts lol)

(showcase '93 #11/#12/detective comics #681)

(batman: gotham knights #14 the issue is called sibling rivalry btw. you know)

also in his azbats era jean-paul thinks he is so much better and effective than bruceman (while he is actually having a mental breakdown) and bruce feels very responsible for how he fucked up jp's psyche and deems him one of his biggest mistakes (jp and batman angst real)

(azrael 1995 #1/#2/#36 look at him he's so sad)

after knightsend jean-paul feels very guilty and becomes a better person while struggling with mental health and The System (and fights evil cult that manipulated him with his new friends)

also i personally believe none of this would have happened if tim didn't give jean-paul a bad haircut

(batman #491)

#people should start writing fanfiction about it and call it “batcave strangling incident” or something lol #anyways i wish tim and az interacted more nowadays it would be funny. please dc i want azrael #they are brothers your honor or whatever #please note that during knightfall saga jpv is in a bad place mentally.. he gets better! he is more than edgy batman(i love him in any way)#by fanfic version i just mean the tropes and misconceptions that people write ok #dc comics #batman #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batboys #titans tower #titans tower au #tim drake #robin #red robin #jason todd #red hood #jean paul valley #azrael #azbats #jpv #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #fanon vs canon #jp doesnt want to endanger children in his own vigilantism and everyone acts like he's the bad guy🙄#where are these people who criticize batman for making robins “child soldiers” they would love this guy #this titans tower incident is whatever i just dont understand why everyone talks about it like it was important or impactful when it wasnt #i thought about including all my screenshots where dick calls jpv names but there were too many

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pinkd3mon · 7 months

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Magolor poor little meow meow

Day 5 of drawing kirby shitpost for every day of October

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #hoshi no kirby #magolor #he's just a little guy are you having beef with a silly little guy? for shame #it occurred to me I should have made it with the interdimensional traveler model #but it was too late...#do you think Magolor brings out he died every time someone gets mad at him #meta knight is so pissed because everyone keeps falling for it #he's like 'i died too it's not that big a deal' and Magolor tells him he's just jealous he can't use his death as leverage #there's not a single second meta knight doesn't want to strangle magolor #but common he's a silly little dude it's his birthday common don't me mad

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jopzer · 1 year

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wlw mlm hostility

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tethered-heartstrings · 10 months

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all the gay and trans people watching hannibal nbc and being very normal about it

#that man is the most gender i have ever seen #he makes lesbians question their sexuality #he is so pretty every gender either wants him or wants to be him #i am strangling him with his own entrails #the speaking clown #hannibal #will graham #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #sorry i saw this tag and SNORTED

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skunkes · 8 months

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"describe your oc and then have them describe themself" is still one of my favorite little drawing/character exercises like this one's pretty blatant vs Showing but it's still so fun in either direction. what you say and how you say it... what you dont say + how much. etc etc

#if not you then using another oc also works #perception of self and others is always fun.#perception of character IN how they describe others is also fun #a doodley #ive also talked in general about how oc making is hard for me bc its like getting to know a stranger...its hard to get info out sometimes.#talon feels like a locked door sometimes.#anyway. i do love him i want us to be locked in a room strangling each other #who am i talking about again?#ah #anyway. no more parallels please dont look at design choices dont look at the traumas dont read into it #ive had better examples of dis but its old art i hate so i cant show it....

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hasmadara · 7 months

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the Most Reasonable and Stable soldier

#tarn #maccadam #idw mtmte #idw tarn #mtmte #transformers #djd #i want to kiss his nose but also strangle him #I FORGOT TO GIVE HIM EYEBAGS Orz

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graveyard-society · 8 months

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shitty doodle of my favorite sdr2 trio

#i dont have much to say since im currently tired as shit right now #but GOD these three are so blorbo #unexplainable amounts of comfort radiating off of these three #live laugh chiaki #live laugh hajime #live laugh nagito (i still want to strangle him)#danganronpa 2 #danganronpa: goodbye despair #danganronpa #danganronpa nagito #nagito komaeda #danganronpa hajime #hajime hinata #danganronpa chiaki #chiaki nanami #aiden.png

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