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#and he was so earnest
polniaczek · 1 year
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New patron who's been coming in daily for a couple weeks: Can I tell you something? Never mind, I better not. It might offend you. Me: Uhh... Him: Can I tell you? I want to tell you, I just don't want you to be offended by it. Me gearing up for sexual harassment or worse because this ain't my first rodeo: You think on that. 👉 Him: It's not bad, I just don't want you to take it bad. Have you ever seen Roseanne? Me: Yeah. Him: You know Darla? Darla from Roseanne? Me: Um yeah. Him: I've been trying to figure out who you remind me of. You remind me of Darla. That's all I wanted to say.
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skiitter · 10 months
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low key very obsessed with sex-adverse Astarion. like he's The Thirst Companion. The fucking Only Fangs joke. All the smut fan content. And then it does a total 180 and he's like "actually my sexual identity was weaponized against me and i was forced to use it to lead hundreds of people to their deaths". It's just such a compelling and interesting twist on his character. I love it.
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pureseasalt · 9 months
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iñaki godoy studied luffyology at the esteemed monkey d'university. he graduated top of his class. latin honors. he's on his way to get a phd. oops wait he's already got it. my god. the talent on this young man. he's got that natural troublemaker face. the class clown at the back of the class kind of energy. a kid who's hiding something in his hand. u take one glance at this guy and u know he's not up to no good. but would u follow him anyway? are u kidding me. look at him. of course u would.
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albaharu · 2 months
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It killed me seeing Wyll laughing at the worst joke in existence in game, and then praise the fucking clown so earnestly, but even more seeing later in youtube everyone absolutelly loathing the clown except him and jaheira fksksjdjdks
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tenowls · 20 days
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bro hes literally just standing there
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lazer-meme · 8 months
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love love love steddie + supportive wanye
thinking about wayne and eddie going on an annual fishing trip (like thee Munson Men Annual Fishing Trip™️) just like a little weekend away. and the first one is coming up after eddie and steve starts dating. over breakfast eddie jokingly complains about having to go and tries to get out of it. but wayne is used to his dramatics so he just gives hmms when appropriate because eddie’s whole spiel never got him out of it before and he tells eddie that.
steve watches the whole exchange with amusement when wayne asks if he’s looking forward to it. and he’s like ??? because he assumed it was just a wayne and eddie thing. and wayne is like i just told eddie all munsons must go can’t get out of it kid.
steve gets flustered and is internally is like oh??? all munsons,,,
or like after the trip a neighbor asks wayne if they caught anything and he pulls out his wallet to show a picture they took on the trip. wayne passes it with ‘here’s a picture of my boys’ and to steve’s surprise it’s a picture of both him and eddie with their biggest catch.
and just idk wayne casually accepting steve into their family and throwing steve off guard with it.
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palms-upturned · 1 year
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Tbh the fact that Kim likes your karaoke no matter whether you pass or fail the check is touching in a way but also it’s so fucking funny how offended he gets on your behalf if u fail and no one claps for u. “These people wouldn’t know a good performance if it bit them in the ass.” “He really sang his heart out.” He’s like you fucking NORMIES just don’t get it. You philistines.
Even funnier that it’s not even really about you, bc if he genuinely didn’t like it it he’d probably be about as tactful about it as he is about shaving the mutton chops. It’s the principle of the thing. And then u add yet another layer of humor when u know Kim’s personal music tastes. Kim’s not a particularly artsy guy and his conceptualization skills are (at least in Harry’s opinion) “rudimentary,” but he’s also super mega ultra repressed and his release valve seems to be music. Specifically the loudest and nastiest most vulgar music possible. He loves ur performance bc u basically go onstage and have a breakdown set to music for two or three minutes and he’s like so fucking true bestie. Now THAT’S what a good performance should be. An honest display of torment for me the audience to live vicariously through. Except I’m the only one doing that bc I’m da king of da karaoke bar and everyone else is a tasteless hack. <- was listening to “An Asshole is a Mouth for Shit (And I’m Puking)” in his Kineema ten minutes ago
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5ftboy · 1 year
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"And Edgin saw something he'd never seen in the young half-elf's face before. [...] It was as if, when his life was on the line, his back to the wall, Simon finally stopped being afraid." — The Road to Neverwinter
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hinamie · 20 days
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cleaned up my favourite !
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Robbie Daymond is so impressive. Here he is, relatively new to D&D, stepping up opposite the king of rpg romance Liam O'Brien, and delivering PEAK ROMANCE.
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camil0ncha · 1 year
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i reaaaallyyyy wanted to draw sunny today but i also wanted to do color practice. A compromise was made.
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tomcriuse · 1 year
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25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?' 26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.' 27 And the Lord did not ask him again.
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the WHRP team @ Wally
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rongzhi · 13 days
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From getting rejected from The Rap of China 2024, to releasing a diss track that led to a viral meme, the song that was once rejected and misremembered as a song for his grandmother now has a music video, produced in partnership with the Liangshan Yi Autonomous Prefecture Cultural Tourism Bureau and promoted by Sichuan Cultural Tourism!
The song is sung in both Mandarin and Yi (the language of the Yi ethnic group, of which Lodmemo/Nuomime is a part of).
English added by me :)
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manga Light: *loses 10 pounds in the first 5 days of using the Death Note and is constantly plagued with nightmares over the guilt of what he is doing*
drama Light: *literally tries to kill himself because he can't come to terms with the fact that he murdered two people who were directly endangering his loved ones*
anime Light, approximately 15 seconds after using the Death Note for the second time: this is great actually now I don't even have to join the police force in order to murder criminals
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oplishin · 1 month
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"hit me. if that's what's gonna make you feel better, hit me. hit me as many times as you need to to get this out of your system- do it right, and do it right now. hit me, dammit."
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Monday Night Raw, July 17, 2017 | I Don’t Smoke, Mitski | Royal Rumble, 2022 | The Drowning Faith, RF Kuang | Wrestlemania 40 | Soft Sounds From Another Planet, Japanese Breakfast | Monday Night Raw, June 2, 2014
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