#and he wakes up to her freaking out

[coffeebanana]

something something necromancer Marinette AU where Adrien keeps throwing himself into danger to protect her because “she’ll just bring him back” but she never thought she’d fall so hard for the guy she met by accidentally reanimating his corpse

and can she marry someone who’s legally dead anyways?

like. for tax reasons

#miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #I know this is like. canon but. imagine that the stakes are higher and marinette doesn’t fully understand her powers and— #maybe it’s not technically necromancy because I feel like usually that doesn’t make the person properly alive HAHAHA but shhhh #one day she almost can’t bring him back… #and he wakes up to her freaking out #and once she hugs the living daylights out of him she refuses to talk to him all night #AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES #since you know he’s not legally alive he needs someplace to crash #and also it’s Adrien so he’s just. not used to people caring about him #which is why he doesn’t understand at first that his recklessness is making her so upset #but also. if it’s him or her… well #posts that should have stayed in the drafts HAHAHA

[rakruined]

Look, I love Rocket and Peter being best friends, I really do. But Rocket and Nebula have been my brotp since End Game and volume 3's depiction of their friendship is so perfect.

#they're so silly #and sweet #rocket immediately asking where she is when he wakes up #nebula tearing up when she hears his voice #him lovingly calling her drax and mantis idiots #her freaking out when he goes back for the animals #i care them #marvel #guardians of the galaxy #gotg spoilers #rocket raccoon #nebula #brotp

[zzzugzwanggg]

Effie Trinket self destructing by sleeping with Haymitch

#and waking up to him freaking the absolute fuck out in the morning bc he’s #traumatized #and her having to confront the reality of the games’ impact on the victors /and/ the fact that she slept with *him* #bc smut and angst are intrinsically linked in MY #mind #thg series #effie trinket #haymitch abernathy #I think the movies pairing them up was bad and lazy but it could be so so so so good

[hajihiko]

No bc consider: They find Souda in his workshop, under the car and _oh god he's not moving_ everyone's devastated ofc but they start discussing who has an alibi and stuff... Souda wakes up to his friends discussing who killed him. He was just working on the car & passed out because he hasn't been sleeping well

It is now forbidden to take naps in suspicious locations. They can't take those kinda scares

#They have a 'I AM ASLEEP' ribbon to wear when you really did just wanna take a nap under a tree #Souda who is a machine expert: lying under the car as you do when you fix cars #Everyone else (sans Hajime) who doesnt know shit about cars: OH GOD HES BEEN CRUSHED OH FUCK #Akane lifts the entire truck and tosses it off. In an adrenaline fueled panic #Souda wakes up terrified AND SOMEONE WRECKED THE CAR HE WAS FIXING ?????? #Akane: asleep under a palm tree with coconuts scattered around #Everyone else (sans Hajime): SHE GOT BONKED ON THE HEAD NOOOOO #(it was the vitamin and iron deficiency what made her conk out) #Fuyuhiko every time with a little too much gusto: I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME I KNOW IM THE ONLY BORN AND BRED KILLER HERE BUT IT WASNT #Hajime every time: *5 seconds of pure panic before ultra perception sets in and he understands the situation*- #-' stop freaking each other out please. Please #Not an art #Talky talky Tuesday #It's that bear vine #NOOOOOOOO- oh hes fine

[rosymorns]

being obsessed w ur dnd character is so taxing. literally five people in the world know about her and only half of them care.

#im kidding i think my whole dnd party does care about valerine. #the dm threatened to Main Character-ize her like he did kayne last campaign (jokingly) #i will tell u about her. i am compelled to. #i have had the idea for a character who was raised as an oracle in a cult and escapes for years and i broke that concept out. #this campaign takes place like 200 years after an apocalypse. like basically nukes. some dwarvea fucked around & opened portals 2 the hell #*hells. and i was like. ohhhhhh u know what would be fun. if valerine was from BEFORE the apocalypse. #basically she foresaw the apocalypse happening and her dad freaked out and panicked and murdered her #and then coerced or convinced. she doesnt know. the rest of the cult built up around her into committing suicide. #and then her planetar mom who is fat and very powerful but was forced away from the material plane by the apocalypse #finally gets enough power 200 years later to resurrect her baby. #and valerine wakes up in what used to be the place she did her prophecying. it is now a crypt. #she wakes up and has to piece together what happened and why her mom brought her back. #and she was raised in! yknow! a cult! she has no way to make it on her own. #her cult is based in the worship of selune but. and this is corny. selunes symbol is like the eyes w the stars around it? #valerine's cult is just the stars. bc val is the 'eyes'. or whatever. #anyway this is fun because we have ANOTHER aasimar who worships selune in the party. i think theyre gonna have a fun time. #carly.txt

[gomacave]

MY GDDDDD I JUST FINISHED CH 9 OH MY GODDDDD CATASTROPHIC 8 ON THE EVIL WOMAN SCALE MY GODDDD MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TOXIC YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rebirth ch9 spoilers under cut...

I LOVE YOU EVIL YURI I LOVE YOU TOXIC YURI I LOVE YOU GASLIGHTING I LOVE U EVIL WOMAN (to me)

#i dont have any coherent thoughts atm #just um #uea.. #txt #gomaff #rebirth spoilers #ff7 rebirth spoilers #i def like tifa a little better after this but i still think her writing is shit #my manifesto is that she and clou are actually kinda awkward around each other like. went to the same highschool and coincidentally met- #-again at a party awkward #ITS ALSO SUPER WEIRD THAT SHE WAKES UP AND ISNT FREAKED OUT LIKE. GIRL HE JUST PUSHED U INTO A POOL OF MAKO #i would want her to have a sort of awkward relationship w clou i feel like their relationship has SUCH potential but the- #-game doesnt utilize that potential at all in favor of like. waifubaiting. #like she absolutely should be meaner to cloud ab the pushing and the doubting and they should be FIGHTING in my op #well. whatever ill write it myself....... bc i actually kinda like the possibilities for them now (not in a ship way but)

[potatobugz]

opening untitled google doc #7592 so I can attempt to write something again but ultimately never finish it

#rambles #but ill keep doing it bc. if i dont write i will never learn #i had another homestuck scenario i wanted to write but you see i only have an idea for one specific part #and i have 0 writing experience so i cant write it that well if i dont have a good udea 4 what i want to happen #anyways the premise is that feferi ascends to god tier (more like cod tier) after eridan kills her #& she revives nepeta and equius. the rest of the trolls r like hesitant to revive eridan right away #but feferi goes ahead and revives him anyway bc she has very conflicting feelings & shes like 'i just wanna talk 2 him 38(' #ofc this backfires #eridan waking up & immediately assuming the worst; freaks out and runs away from her cuz he thinks shes gonna [krill] him again #(fish pun bc i saw the opportunity and couldn't resist) #then he runs into kanaya and freaks out EVEN MORE and then attempts to run down stairs & trips on his dumb scarf (affectionate) #and falls down a flight of stairs #ive had that specific scenario in my mind for like a few days now!!! and ive been dying to put it down somewhere!! augh #other cincepts i havent fleshed out include: eridan hiding from everyone on the meteor. eridan and gamzee alliance maybe. #some exploration on how kanaya feels abt this bc i feel like kanaya is always portrayed as angry at eridan but ppl forget WHY shes angry!!! #shes *greiving*. the matriorb was like the hope for their entire race & she was tasked 2 protect it and it got destroyed #its very sad to me. murderstuck as a whole is tragic 2 me because theyre all children and i dont think any of them shoulda died #idk i hope that makes sense #um also eridan putting themself in a cycle of 'not evil anymore i want to be loved now. evil again' cuz #characters who destroy their relationships w others over and over again mean everything to me. self destructive characters my beloved #and also everyone who was revived makes it to the alpha session so eridan and roxy friendship can thrive <3 (i am ill) #and also eridan transgender arc is mandatory sorry #wow i am sorry 4 talking so much down here ive been DYING 2 get this idea out but like #i cant ramble normally in posts i have to do it in the tags or i get self conscious otherwise agh #feel free to add onto this if youd like i think #homestuck #oh also maybe nonbinary roxy too maybe bc i really like nb roxy headcanon and also t4t pale eriroxy so wonderful

[thedreadvampy]

I think I may be a very boring person bc everyone I know has really off the wall monstery nightmares and listen. ALL my bad dreams are about anxiety from real world fears. I can IMAGINE a scary monster but I'm not sure I've ever DREAMED one.

My bad dream last night was about confronting two girls outside the supermarket for shouting insults at me and my partner and ending up getting chased with a knife then having to grab a cactus to get inside then bring late for something then getting filmed in a public place by Andrew Tate making tiktoks about the degeneracy of modern women. it was very anxious and painful and in the dream Sam was mad with me for getting us chased and hurt and late.

(but it's ok bc I said "aren't you meant to be in a Romanian prison" and smashed all 3 of Andrew Tate's phones very satisfyingly with no repercussions, and after that Sam cheered up and we had a lovely evening inventing a hipster cafe)

but the thing is this is all my Bad Dreams, like, not the ones with the most fucked up stuff happening but the ones that upset me the most and make me wake up all upscuttled. it's all stuff like I Am In A Car I Cannot Drive and I'm Late For Important Things and I Am On A Long Distance Mode Of Public Transport And I Am Trying To Physically Murder My Sibling and I Am In An Awkward Social Situation.

this has always been the flavour of most of my Distressing Dreams and I worry that this is final proof that I'm cripplingly Sensible.

#my most recent Wake Up In Misery dream before this one was an extended sequence where i was at a party #that my ex was also unexpectedly at #and i was having serious trauma responses but also didn't want to be rude and when i tried to quietly excuse myself #the person having the party made a huge thing about it and about me being super unfair to the ex and how he's a really good guy #distressing? yes. interesting? no. THAT'S JUST A THING THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES. #like BRAIN. LEARN ABOUT METAPHORS. #dreams are meant to be METAPHORS for the anxieties you have not just STRAIGHT UP THE THING YOU'RE ANXIOUS ABOUT #i do have a special second kind of nightmare which is a lot weirder and is called Something Is Outside #I've only had 2.5 versions of this dream i remember vividly though #and one was the scariest fucking thing in my life but it was also. INCREDIBLY NORMAL? #i was sleeping on my friends sofa both in real and in the dream and in my dream i woke up and the was a girl in a red t-shirt outside #and i KNEW she wanted to get in. and in the dream i remembered having seen her earlier in the day outside my friend's mum's window #and she was just a normal person but for some reason i was absolutely TERRIFIED of her seeing me or coming inside #woke myself up so freaked out i couldn't sleep all night #and then there was the one where i was in a house that became underwater and a giant kitten with searchlight eyes was outside. #that one WAS very weird but unusually so #red said

[mugentakeda]

samurai champloo thought of the hour is that fuu must've been even more insufferable on her period (and i say this as someone who is so incredibly insufferable on her period).

but also, i like the idea of jin and mugen having a rare-ish concerned big brothers moment where like... lemme describe it. im never gonna write this fic but i have a scenario.

fuu's in pain and won't shut up about it. mugen tells her to fucking deal with the pain and keep walking ("i was stabbed like a day ago and do you see me complaining? yeah, i fuckin' thought not!") and jin's eyebrow is starting to twitch. this much whining is testing his patience. but when they see her hunched over in middle of the night because the dull ache is keeping her up, they look at each other from across the dying campfire and sigh. then they sit down and awkwardly talk to her or otherwise console her about it.

idk. i feel like they should learn that sometimes fuu endures pain just the same as they do, even if it's a different kind. and maybe jin buys some sort of pain-relieving tea for her the next time they're in town, and mugen does her share of the fishing for her. and maybe they start to do it without her actually asking. idk. it's an idea.

ive come up with stuff like this too but kinda different cus i Hardcore hc jin as trans (so much that sometimes i forget jin isnt actually trans) so i was like "wouldnt it be funny if jin and fuus periods synced up so every month mugen has the most annoying week ever where he has to listen to not just fuus nonstop bitching but also jins nonstop bitching"

#and to piggyback off urs #fuu waking up in the middle of the night with her period and freaking out about it and theyre like WHOS DYING #and then fuu is all embarrassed cus she doesnt want to say shes on her period in front of MUGEN #so she has to whisper it in jins ear or something #and id imagine that jin is very accommodating. #like ignoring my personal trans jin hc for a second #jin is actually very patient with teenagers in the show and with fuu too #in ep 13 when he demanded they take a break because fuus legs hurt from walking #idk. im just rambling

[clowndensation]

trying to explain charoum cries during sex like okay so it's not that charoum has never felt an honest emotion, it's that he's just inherently disinterested in contextualizing his emotions in an authentic way, and so the single time he genuinely feels something and is unable to sublimate it into a performance to further an agenda, he immediately gets so overwhelmed by the experience he collapses in on himself and it all ends up leaking out of him.

and it just so happens that this happens while astarion is attempting to seduce him.

so by the time charoum settles back into himself again, and is better able to channel his emotions into something productive, he now has one single core memory of feeling something, genuinely, as himself, with absolutely no ulterior motive behind it. and he links that experience with astarion. which does (un)fortunately link them together tighter than charoum has ever been bound to anyone else in his life. which should be fine for them.

#it's like. the thing with alfira happens. charoum is shaken up by it (and his lack of control over himself) but otherwise feels fine. #good even. he lied his way through something and feels good about it - even though he doesn't necessarily like that he killed her. #it wakes up a part of him that was otherwise lying dormant and helps orient how he feels. #and then a couple days later astarion propositions him. #because astarion literally doesn't give a shit about alfira and doesn't even consider for a second that someone dying in camp is a reason #to stop his plan to seduce charoum into keeping growing attached to him. #and it goes fine! it's all going fine! but then charoum lets astarion bite him (because he genuinely finds that hot. they both know this.) #and suddenly charoum's in this immediate physical moment and there's blood and there's a body on him and his heart is pounding #and he's flooded with completely uncontrollable emotion - the same way he was filled with a completely uncontrollable compulsion to kill #and he panics. and he cries. #which freaks astarion out (though he won't admit it) which makes charoum panic (which is a reaction he doesn't understand) #and he tries to play it off and say they can just keep going through it. which. astarion obviously handles. not well. #and so he responds the way he always responds when he's uncomfortable - which is to say extremely biting and callously #and it's just. genuinely an entire mess. at some point i'm just gonna write a fic about it i think #anyways charoum cries during sex real and true and important. #charoum

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

I cant wait to see the options in book three for the reactions sidestep can have to Mortums betrayal

#Im sorry I’m just so excited #so many complex emotions in that one ugh #like—with Marcos running away in his puppets body cause they’re freaked out is also so interesting #like??? get ur ass back there!!! BUT ALSO HIS BODY CAN MIND CONTROL HIM NOW RIGHT??? he can’t use his telepathy #granted he didn’t rely hardcore on it so it’s not ‘that’ strong (how will that b incorporated into the game?) #If oros body had been the one possessed—she strong af in force of mind so that would be worrying #ughrbbebr #like great! the mob crew has the body but it’s completely out of his control #and oro dosnt have anyone on her side 💀 and now has to figure out how to WAKE UP and escape the lab #i wonder how long she’s gunna be in there🤔 #i wonder how Marcos will convince anyone that he’s a beautiful woman now

[sugaroto]

The bad thing about having a sleepover with my lil cousins is that they woke up at like 7:20 or something but the good thing is that we watched megamind last night

#the thing is that last time those two had a sleepover the boy couldn't sleep and he wanted to go home at like 1 am #(we all live close so the other older cousin watched him walk home) #but when my aunt woke up she freaked out cause he was missing and they didn't tell her cause he didn't want to wake her up #anyways #so i kinda expected someone to wake up at night and need something #but they didn't #but cause i was worried i woke up at like 4am and at the time i had completely forgotten they were here but realized they were here cause of #the light and the fact that my door was open #so then i fell back asleep again and saw them in my dream and we were having a sleepover at his house instead #and i woke up again by my mom at like 6 cause she was getting ready for work #and then at 7 i heard them whispering and thought #huh i need to wake up. they're up. i must feed them👁👄👁 #btw they're like 9 and 11 years old #also i have a haircut less than an hour and the girl will come with for company #but the boy doesn't wanna walk that far so he'll stay here and watch 2j on YouTube or something #cause he doesn't have keys for his house i think #sugarenia talks #sugarenia has family #sugarenia cousins

[pipskippy]

beast infodump i like them a lot

#BEAST tag #the story so far basically flax & nina are a part of this experiment to create bioweapons & its something about the weapon (in this case #bear) has to have high compatibility to the subject (in this case NINA which is the name of the project specific to her and stands for #nuclear interface neurologic audioweapon or something you get it. anyways before all that nina & flax undergo surgery to test & connect them #to a creature or whatever and nina wakes up ~1 year before flax successfully binded to bear #flax (protagonist) eventually wakes up to find the lab abandoned and all the scientists/doctors are gone and his surgery is unfinished #nina doesn’t remember what happened & since she and bear are kind of unstable (dangerous new weapon etc) flax suspects maybe bear did some #thing (he doesn’t trust bear and is freaked out by her. welll understandably) but ninas like noo she is my bestie and they can talk #telepathically which is how nina controls bear but anyways flax had an interest in mechanical and electrical engineering etc so he tries to #keep bear in working order but well it’s so complicated for an 11 year old and theres no one to show him how so he just has to scrounge toge #ther based on whats left behind. anyways it’s like a mystery thriller & they are trying to find out what happened and flax is trying to keep #nina safe and ninas like ^_^)/ with her deadly beast. who is also like ʕ•=ᴥ=•ʔ/ but cant rly express it well #also bear/nina’s weapon is attacking using sound waves like. sends a fucking distortion beam at you. nina is deaf so shes unaffected #ill have to figure something out for flax maybe he will find some noise canceling headphones or something. but yeah communication btwn the #three is fun because the siblings communicate via sign and nina to bear communication is through a wireless link and then bear to flax #communication is like mostly not existent at least at first and flax csnt be sure how accurate nina’s relaying is bc he’s also like halfway #skeptical that this bear can even talk since nina is 8 and all. flax to bear communication flax just yells at it. lol. #pip speaks #my ocs #btw if it was a thing like a game or an short or comic or something id call it BEAST all caps but im calling it beast because #well theres no need to yell </3 #btw its set in nevada zero escape reference ✌️

[munamania]

kk i’m torn between am i ever gonna say anything like. fr to her. or just let this go. i don’t think i can let it go ik you don’t need to closure in every situation but like. i do this time. but im in no rush to have the feelings talk. actually i am it’d be nice to just get it out

#would be sort of funny to ruin their one year anniversary. or embarrass myself depending on how u look at it. #idk man im just tired of feeling like my feelings might be put on blast between them and im not even the one acting like a freak. #and then they just get to carry on in their stupid little relationship #just once i'd like to throw it back in her face like i think your bf is pathetic for the way things have been handled #and ive been nothing but kind and respectful to both of u (even if im privately seething). and i dont deserve to be #an ego boost #or to like. have to suffer all this confusion just because their relationship is insecure and stupid. #and also it's pretty dang naive to think you're gonna fucking marry your first love but i wont say that one out loud. #esp yk. given how weak the foundation is. lmfao #yea we got together bc he was obsessed w me from the start #(ofc) and then we’d get wasted and hang out and wake up together and i realized i liked him because i wanted to make a playlist for him #instead of studying for a midterm and then i initiated our first kiss really drunk and he later said it was a bad kiss #makes me sick to think she’d ever simp for him sorry that’s mean to say. like whoops jk totally cool for her #whatever. i’m sure beyond that they’re um… great… #i say the same shit to u guys over and over sorry imagine being up here tho 24/7. #can’t wait to go home so i can just write abt it except i can’t bc i’m so busy today lol #lol o ya i’m like straight but he freaks out when he sees me interact with u. lol

[jevilowo]

Fanon Beatrix Potter:

I shall write lovely stories for the children the read

Canon Beatrix Potter:

Trauma be upon ye

#My source: the dvds I got in the newspaper when I was like five #that gave me nightmares on Christmas Eve #and started my tradition of always waking up really early Christmas morning #like jesus every other story is child does adventure and suffers child abuse from everyone including their mother #everything else is general trauma #the specific one for me was the goose lady whose eggs kept getting eaten by the fox #in the end she scared him off but broke the last of her eggs :( #also the fox's clothes coming off while he ran away freaked me the fuck out for some reason #now that i think about it #at the end of the nightmare the fox was about to go on a date with the badger guy #slay i think #that wasn't the nightmare part tho #sorry about all the tags lmao #christmas #beatrix potter #peter rabbit #mother goose #mr todd

[littlestpetship]

brb writing a sleepover fic with me and bennett fischl razor and barbara...... we do fun things like making friendship bracelets and drawing eachother and telling stories and watching movies and playing with stuffed animals or lps... i cant do sleepovers really well because im usually uncomfy sharing a bed and i cant stay at other peoples houses cause i get homesick... so they all bring their sleeping bags so i can sleep in my bed without sharing if i want to 😢 waahh... they care about me so much... but maybe in the middle of the night i nudge benny awake like can you sleep with me :( and hes like yaaa of course (still half asleep) and when we wake up im latched onto him like a koala

#text #⭐️ #HEHEHE fischl is taking pictures and barbara is like omg no dont wake them up!!!!! #razor is either still asleep or he already emptied my entire fridge and has been awake for several hours #when fischl is giggling about it bennett eventually wakes up and hes like Oh. Okay. (freaking out) #and hes like keep it down youll wake her up!!!!!! #sighs happily... it makes me really happy to think about :) #i wish i could experience things like this so badly but for a lot of reasons i cant 😢 #daydreaming and selfshipping helps with that sooo much... i love my best friends even if they are fictional