#ofc this backfires

[potatobugz]

opening untitled google doc #7592 so I can attempt to write something again but ultimately never finish it

#rambles #but ill keep doing it bc. if i dont write i will never learn #i had another homestuck scenario i wanted to write but you see i only have an idea for one specific part #and i have 0 writing experience so i cant write it that well if i dont have a good udea 4 what i want to happen #anyways the premise is that feferi ascends to god tier (more like cod tier) after eridan kills her #& she revives nepeta and equius. the rest of the trolls r like hesitant to revive eridan right away #but feferi goes ahead and revives him anyway bc she has very conflicting feelings & shes like 'i just wanna talk 2 him 38(' #ofc this backfires #eridan waking up & immediately assuming the worst; freaks out and runs away from her cuz he thinks shes gonna [krill] him again #(fish pun bc i saw the opportunity and couldn't resist) #then he runs into kanaya and freaks out EVEN MORE and then attempts to run down stairs & trips on his dumb scarf (affectionate) #and falls down a flight of stairs #ive had that specific scenario in my mind for like a few days now!!! and ive been dying to put it down somewhere!! augh #other cincepts i havent fleshed out include: eridan hiding from everyone on the meteor. eridan and gamzee alliance maybe. #some exploration on how kanaya feels abt this bc i feel like kanaya is always portrayed as angry at eridan but ppl forget WHY shes angry!!! #shes *greiving*. the matriorb was like the hope for their entire race & she was tasked 2 protect it and it got destroyed #its very sad to me. murderstuck as a whole is tragic 2 me because theyre all children and i dont think any of them shoulda died #idk i hope that makes sense #um also eridan putting themself in a cycle of 'not evil anymore i want to be loved now. evil again' cuz #characters who destroy their relationships w others over and over again mean everything to me. self destructive characters my beloved #and also everyone who was revived makes it to the alpha session so eridan and roxy friendship can thrive <3 (i am ill) #and also eridan transgender arc is mandatory sorry #wow i am sorry 4 talking so much down here ive been DYING 2 get this idea out but like #i cant ramble normally in posts i have to do it in the tags or i get self conscious otherwise agh #feel free to add onto this if youd like i think #homestuck #oh also maybe nonbinary roxy too maybe bc i really like nb roxy headcanon and also t4t pale eriroxy so wonderful

[tunamayojazz]

saw that fav ship trope: chronic sleeper x chronic insomniac tweet and guess what! it's them

#inuokko #ottoge #inumaki toge #yuuta #okkotsu yuta #inumaki #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #art #okkotsu yuuta #its canon that toge is not a morning person btw #gege says hes sure toge has low blood pressure too plsss #ik it would backfire on him badly if toge used cursed speech on yuta but i like to think that commands like “sleep” don't count #its yuta who asks him to do it ofc and while toge is reluctant he sees how badly yuta needs and wants to sleep #toge still gets freaked out when yuta falls asleep after the command so he just huddles closely right next to his chest #just to make sure his heart is still beating #hes not used to his commands not harming the target so he needs the reassurance #yuta sleeps like the dead tho just dont tell toge with those exact words

[mikodrawnnarratives]

Maggie would make your mom jokes at Nova and then she reminds her that that's THEIR DEAD MOM she's talking abt

#maggie proceeds to kick some dort cause her insult backfired #maggie white #evie artino #nova artino #post reveal ofc #can you imagine if THATS how the reveal happens?! HAHA #renegades trilogy #renegades fandom #marissa meyer #renegades marissa meyer

[kwonhochi]

thank u for the tag @jeonwon-wonwoo 💕💕💕!!!

not a single svt song there which is CRAZY probsbly the only time thiswill ever hsppen.. as u can see ive been in my lucy & superband feels 😞🫶

tagging @xumoonhao @ashmp3 @ambivartence @meowonhao @spaecgirl @junranghae @pineapple-frenzy @arwensundomiels @irlvernon feel free to ignore or do whenever<3

#tag games #was NOT expecting love wins all to be top but now that i think abt it i guess i did fall asleep to it on loop that one night 😭 #creep tho………… Hhghuuuuuauuuuuugaaaaaaaagaghhhhhhhhhhh. DEVASTATING! Changed the course of my life quite frankly everyone listen rn. for you #benefit…. #and one look leo!!!!! obsessed w that song <- was obligated to listen bc of the shared name and now i cant Not listen its so good but CRIMI #CRIMINALLY* shoort. 2 minutes what do you mean…. so ofc u have to loop it #but lucy ahh. Ahh they are so dear to me i hope they keep making music together for a long long time <3 #ok thats my rund OH YES AND SIGN OF THE TIMES. INSANEEEEE woosungs voice lays facedown in a puddle. chansol is incredible too ofc #Okay thats my rundown of the january receiptify. feel free 2 become spotify mutuals with me if you wanna ^_^ #trying to ype onehanded (cat on other hand is backfiring but i did pretty good. If Slow

[ice-sculptures]

something that always gets me about byler is that mike opens up so easily to will !!

in the first heart-to-heart in 4x04, will doesn't even have to do anything to get mike to talk. he just sits down next to him without even saying a word, and that's all mike needs to tell him about all of his fears and worries. bc just will's presence is enough for mike to feel safe enough to truly share his feelings.

and he keeps doing that throughout the whole season!! telling will everything he's thinking because he knows that will is going to be able to reassure him in a way that no one else can 💞

#i was watching dear billy & i just. love them sm #but alsoooo #ofc this backfires in 4x08 bc will prioritizes mike's happiness over his own and sacrifices his own feelings bc he thinks it'll help mike #but y'know they'll fix that in s5 when the painting lie is revealed #byler #stranger things #rae.txt

[pekodayz]

i just thought of some oc and kara interaction thing i need to document since im prob gonna forget.

#ok so i have this oc lula who was in that 18ppp line up thingy #she's one of those fancy ohoho beautiful girls who r very outspoken. she would be in drama club ofc (wow.) #she sees 18kara and like has an epiphany like omgod this poor soul. so meek and shy ugh god i need to make him a star! #she shoves those manly magazines in his hands and flips her hair and tells him to read those. heh..u might find smth you'll like #molly would question lula's way of making him braver..is this ethical ....ur gonna regret this. tho she is intrugied #she knows english and would speak it to him like crazy (she is rich btw. wow what a coinidink) #she would prob drag him around and shake him into speaking up like jfc u r so quiet for a guy like u #meimei would egg her on and prob shove kara around playfully like this guy is such a baby !but i care. #she regrets this decision many years later (i mean look at him. ugh god painful ) #this is an 'i can fix him' platonically. but this backfires so bad. look at karamatsu. lula is in utter shock when she is an adult and #sees kara again #shes stutterign and saying what happened. . . . . #ppp

[arolesbianism]

I may not be authorized to have lob corp character options given I've only read at best 30% of the story and only because of me watching playthroughs while I play but also I need everyone to give more of a shit abt Lisa right now she's literally the best one objectively because I said so

#rat rambles #shes also just genuinely rly well written and shes made me cry #like Im not particularly interested in reading through most lob corp stuff right now but I will regularly rewatch her core meltdown scenes #and while I also dont plan on reading lor stuff the fact that I know she ends up alone in that game fucks me up so bad #like godddddd tragic siblings my absolute beloved #I dont forgive her for being blond but at least shes not trying to be a lil edgelord like wendy lol #I cant say shes evading the tboy cringe allegations though give her a couple years we'll see #but yeah Im sure that angela would have a death grip on my mind if I ever got into project moon stuff #I may not know a whole lot abt her but she and carmen combined fit into just about every character archerype I always fall for #oh and you can bet your ass I would be making carmen and olivia parallels in my mind as I read #which would then backfire because then I'd start thinking abt jackie and ayin #and then Id be sad that ayin and carmen arent doomed toxic yuri 😔 #well they could be if you belive hard enough but I do not believe in ayin sorry #the real question in life ofc is if carmen is a lesbian or a gay man

[dexholderr]

what if i let spark swim. like, without any equipment or anythin, theyre just Like That. she accidently slips into the water in alterna at some point and is completely unfazed while the rest of the nss (not counting stormy) watches them with So much concern

#stormy goes to swim with them #and everyone else is just too stunned to even react #i just think it would funny if spark was the only agent that could go in water w/ no issues :] #once theyre more confident theyll like jokingly brag abt it n stuff #which just ends up backfiring cause if they get a Bit Too Silly marie will Not hesitate to shove them #into the nearest body of water #(though she will offer them a towel n stuff after ofc) #agent posting #spark(neo) #foxtrot rambles

[iheardyourprayer]

sam being told for forever that no one can ever know what they do and then when he reassures dean that jess is never going to know what hes done dean is like "well thats healthy" like dude this is what you asked of him, lose lose situation

#ofc dean is saying this because he has told someone he loved #ofc that backfired but he just needs sam to think it wont work so he will ditch all that and stay w him....... #1x01 pilot #samjess #ems being loud #writerswatch

[saintlesbian]

#general hospital #pentababbles #I think it would be a LOT funnier if they found nothing #bc then it opens up the possibility of either A. nik escaped somehow! or B. Austin moved the body while Ava wasn’t looking #ofc Austin could have niks corpse and hold knowledge of his location over Ava’s head #but if not they both could just be like. shit what happened to our corpse #ofc if nik is actually dead 4 real then shit hits the fan and Ava goes 2 jail 4 murder #unless she pins it on Ryan? he was on spoon island recently after all #she prob couldn’t sell out Austin bc that would immediately backfire

[t4tmetalsonic]

📓Cause I can!

👁👁

Ok so if u follow my art blog u may have seen me talk about my eggson au. Well I'm not gonna be talking about that rn LOL

Another idea that's been festering for a while and I really actually want to write is smth I've dubbed "swap au" in my head. Basically due to some Eggman shenanigans, a future version of modern Shadow (34, married to Sonic) ends up swapping places with boom Shadow (19, tried to blow up the world a few months ago). No one is happy about this.

I don't have a concrete plot yet, but I just love the ideas of a Shadow who has mellowed out and knows his place in the world interacting with a younger Sonic who finds the publicity of being a hero uncomfortable, AND a Shadow who has never had the support of friends like Rouge and Omega discover that actually he has likeable qualities and his company can be enjoyable to others. I also have some ideas for boom Shadow's backstory, which is... very different to his game counterpart's fjfhddg

Also the two Shadows meeting the other versions of Tails and being like "haha how are you so small"/"YOU'RE SO TALL???" respectively... there's just a LOT of fun interactions this concept brings up and I rotate them in my mind daily

#THANK U AAAA #the future versions have already Dealt with eggman... he's not dead tho. or he might be idk yet afjgjdh #so it was boom eggman that did this (he thought he could find a version of shadow who would join him. the plan backfired ofc LOL) #also ofc the boom versions getting all flustered like WHAT DO U MEAN WE'RE MARRIED??? HUH???? #the fic starts w them waking up in each others places so boom shads wakes up in bed w sonic and is just like AAAAAAAAAA???????? #augh man i'd love to write it but i find writing so hard. it'll just rotate in my brain forever probably #i'd love to write my eggson au too but augjghfh. yeag #anyway thank u again <333 #fenn.post #sth

[bestial4ngel]

Wow, what the actual hell.

Just watched my (white passing asf, dirty blonde, blue eyed) younger brother go from hating it when kids at school would call him Mexican because he’s half Guatemalan -> to enjoying the “is it because I’m *insert non-white race*?” jokes that his cousins and friends would say -> to jokingly calling his friends racist about little things and enjoying (and repeating) jokes his jewish friend would say about gas chambers and constantly cracking 9/11 jokes because his friends have been doing it -> to making edgy jokes about 9/11 and race and nazis and jewish people being inferior and watching lowkey questionable joke clips from South Park and SNL -> FUCKING DOING THE NAZI SALUTE AND LAUGHING ??? I hate it here man. If it was a one-off, okay whatever but it was very much not, and it was paired with multiple other nazi jokes after

I had a terrible feeling he was sliding down the alt right pipeline via edgy comedy, and ngl some of the south park clips seriously had me thinking I should keep an eye on that and intervene if it starts getting worse, but my god did it escalate fast. I don’t think he genuinely hates anyone yet or actually believes any of that shit and the whole thing is that he thinks it’s all a big funny joke, but it still just concerns the fuck out of me.

I literally started making half jokes that I’m worried about my status/safety in the house because he’s literally making nazi salutes (I’m visibly half black) to try to give some perspective and maybe bring him back to earth a bit but I can already tell I’m gonna need to be more direct very soon.

#ask to tag #he’s almost 14 and hes trans so he’s trying to fit in with The Boys™️ and trying to seem as straight and cis as possible which like… #I think we all know where that can lead and how it can be toxic and painful and shit. and ofc that kids that age tend to have an edgy phase- #but DAMN #what the actual fuck seriously #I seriously hope he tones it down at school and with friends like it would be extremely uncomfortable to be around that as a minority #unless they also viewed it as a joke?? #and I’d imagine cuz hes trans it probably opens up a world of transphobic jokes as well which will probably worsen the internallized— #transphobia :/ like he showed me a fuckin dave chappelle clip of a joke about him not believing a masc lesbian when she said she was a woman #I get its comedy or whatever but man. idk dude I worry that it will effect his view of things a lot #hes a good kid and (usually 💀) empathetic so I dont think he’d wish harm on anyone but ig thats how it goes. always without bad intention #tw racism #tw antisemitism #tw vent #/antisemitism #/racism #/vent #me talking #gave him my tumblr by accident. hopefully this post doesn’t backfire on me. i dont think he uses tumblr much tho

[mechieonu]

genuinely considering writing a treatise on scott or smth bc i love him so much. wish i could be artful and list exactly, EXPLICITLY what it is he has that i adore

#i know for a 100% fact that jrs got smth to do w his queerness. his disability. his incredible room for kindness just to start #he's fallen into place w my beloved archetype of Kind MC BUT HE'S SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT #WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE EXPLICITLY WHAT WAS DONE TO HIM BUT WE JUST KNOW. and not only has he had to learn to live w his disability #but also the pain of knowing that the first time he'd ever let himself love someone it backfired on him #and ofc it wasn't his fault. but is he gonna see it that way? #AND THAT'S JUST BEFORE HE MET EN OKAY #GET THE LAWN CHAIRS. WE'RE HAVING A DISCUSSION #i just need to shake SOMEONE by the shoulders bc scott's journey both w himself and en is one of love and healing and relearning #finding the very wordt of yourself and building it back up piece my precious piece #tldr but not really; cgha scott who wouldn't leave his house #VS AFLH SCOTT WHO STABS NIGHTMARE FREDBEAR IN THE FUCKING EYE WITH A SCREWDRIVER!!!!!! BITCH!!!! #NOT ONLY DOES HE HEAL BUT HE LEARNS TO FIGHT FOR OTHERS HE LOVES. #if cgha scott is a seed then aflh is the fruiting body #the end result of care and tedious preservation and lots and lots of baby steps #this is not eloquent man but i uhhhhhhh. i love him so much #do not get me started on ennard and baby that is a separate post for 3am #ghiabrainrot #scott caldwell

[waywardsalt]

>:3

#i feel like sisyphus in this job space tonight so assorted bellumbeck thoughts go #tryjng to not touch on the stuff im writing an actual post on bjt i might repeat stuff and get into ship territory #so like. i enjoy getting way too deep abt bellumbeck and the possible parallels and w/e between bellum n linebeck #things to get deeper abt them and connections between them. abt linebeck being somehow more drawn to bellum than oshus #tryina get my mind off of things. school work world at large yknow. uh. trying to stay optimistic. idk if thats a good idea rn #anyways. um. something abt like. bellum is to linebeck as the spirits are to link. linebeck and link as the two major human main characters #being kind of strongly associated with these opposing forces? linebeck and link being foils/generally very different #yknow? like maybe oshus/the spirits ofc choose him in a sense bc he aligns with their goals and beliefs #while linebeck aligns more with bellum’s goals (which ig you can infer with some similarities between them from what you see) #yeah. making it way deeper than it actually is. bellum meeting linebeck in the middle in some form before just yknow. fucking with him #the thing between linebeck and bellum is so fun. it starts with bellum just throwing all of linebecks trauma at him and that backfiring #then trying to get him on to his side with the whole like i mean you do fantasize abt murder dude and then that falling flat #and then just giving up and getting violent and then THAT backfires bc uh oh he started venting by accident n linebecks kinda into this #its half weird silly visceral homoerotic WHATEVER and the just straight up literary analysis of this 17 year old game #oh god ph is turning 17 this year. now THAT makes me feel old #anyyyyyways. i do like linebeck kind of being v similar to bellum. the disdain for ciela. a mlre chaotic and self serving way of life. #hatred for ppl who try to limit or control him. bit of a scrappier n frantic mindset when scared. loves to hit da bricks when shit sucks #i am putting them together like little dolls i think brllumbeck is really interesting to get wayyyy too invested in.

[ofalltheginjoints]

i wish there was a “this person wants to use your gif in their post! allow them?” option on here bc some of the posts y’all include my gifs in…..

#give it back!! #most of the time i don’t care tho #i always look bc ofc!! i wanna see but that do be backfiring sometimes 😒

[bloodofthefates]

X. continued from here with @therogueprincedaemon

Iseult knew what she was doing when she’d concocted and hatched the ill-fated plan in her head. It was borne of jealousy and it was born of malice and she found she was no better than the courtiers she had remained shadowed from for so many years. The Seer’s patience was not an infinite well to be drawn from no matter how much counsel and peace she served to provide her King and the leering glares from his wife and her ladies, the insults and names whispered just loud enough for her ears were pushing her toward a breaking point. It came to a head during dinner when Laena lay claim to Daemon, asserting not only her position in title and rank but in command or possession of him too as she had asked him to visit her chambers that evening and to her disappointment he had agreed. Already in a foul mood, she’d sought vengeance against Laena but it came at the expense of Daemon’s anger directed toward her. It was a gesture innocent enough to anyone else, but with her eyes locked on only him, she’d ignored any and all attention from his wife from across the table as she licked clean the sweet syrupy sauce from dessert from her fingers. One at a time. It was his admonishment that came, quick and subtle as he gently but firmly brought her hand down against the table and ordered her to stop toying with him in an attempt to get back at Laena. Seeing him seek her out instead only irritated and infuriated her further, chest heaving and jaw set even as he turned to address her. “It is life I see in you when you look at me, there is nothing for you in her but empty promises and an even emptier womb.” She snapped, her hand curling into a fist as at first she tried to pull her hand away from him. “Respect?! Why should I respect her? It’s never just one night, don’t patronize me…She will ensnare you in her thrall for a week or more. Any excuse she can find to keep you from me.”   

“My Lady..” Iseult dutifully bowed her head, acknowledging Laena’s exit with downcast eyes but her teeth remain firmly gritted as the only expression of her anger for the other woman. She’d chosen her dismissive words pointedly and carefully and Iseult felt every jagged barb of them in her wake. Daemon retracting his hand from hers only stung further and when she lifted her shameful gaze, she would find no comfort in the eyes or arms of her lover this night.  It might not have been necessary or wise, but in the moment it had given her a sick and twisted sense of satisfaction. That with such a simple action she could elicit such a reaction from Daemon when even if she’d strode into the hall stark naked he would never feel for his wife what Iseult could make him feel with merely a look. She was acting childish and so he curbed her behavior like one, hand catching hold of her jaw to force her to look at him despite her immediate instinct to fight and pull away. “Then you shall both be as miserable as I am made to feel in your absence.” She grit her words out, huffing and glaring at him even as his threats sent a thrill through her. “Bold of you to assume I will have you after her with her scent all over you. I will remain in my own chambers, alone. I have nothing more to say I haven’t already until I am blue in the face. Good night my King.” Iseult dismissed herself with a low bow of her head, wood screeching against the stone floor with the speed by which she pushed her chair out and strode away from the table without so much as looking back.

#therogueprincedaemon #✲ ISEULT [ interaction ] #✲ ISEULT [ dynamic ] DAEMON TARGARYEN #this deserved its own post #her plan backfired #ofc she's mad mad