#and he apologizes TO THE HORSE

[br1ghtestlight]

that scene where tina is hanging out with tammy zeke and jimmy jr and tammy stole linda's margarita mix and acts like she's getting wasted meanwhile gene is like is there actual alcohol in that and louise is like no mom uses it to fill the hummingbird feeder 😭😭

#louise and gene were SO GOOD in that episode the best younger siblings #also i would be a fool not to mention jimmy jr accidentally breaking one of tina's horses and then being told to apologize #and he apologizes TO THE HORSE #txt #bob's burgers

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Results from the ‘Who is the tallest MDZS Character poll! Thank you all for voting!

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #nie mingjue #lan wunian #lan xichen #lan wangij #poll #Thank you all for showing up with your whimsy! I saw so many funny tags and messages! What a blast it has been!!! #Nie Mingjue was the distractor answer - word of god *does* say he's the tallest but...he *was* dismembered and beheaded. #It's still a grey area though! This was all for fun after all B*) #Jin Ling uses his hair as a little lasso. Good for night hunting and asserting dominance! #Not the tallest due to his hair gel getting stuck on his hands and reducing the height of his throw during the judging. #And yes- Poorly Drawn Jin Ling is ~4cm tall. Grab you rulers out an visualize that <3 My Friday Treat for you all. #Real feminism is the fact that all the men who won did so by technically cheating and the woman (horse) did it the honest way. #Real feminism is being a horse. Everyone better start getting on that. New Year's resolution. Horse time. #My apologies to the Jin Zixuan likers (lowest votes): He's a bit of a fail wife but that's okay. #I like to imagine that It's the ghost of JYL committing voter fraud to give him pity votes. #(It is still voter fraud if a ghost votes right? Has anyone looked into the legality of ghost voting?) #Much to think about....Hey speaking of the ghosts of women: See you all tomorrow for the new poll!

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 28

Jaskier is sure the last hurdle to winning Geralt's heart is to finally make Roach like him. So he gives her apples and sugar cubes, and braids her hair, and cleans her hooves, and brushes her fur, and buys her new tack, and pets her every chance he gets, and he can tell that slowly but surely, she's starting to like him! Now he just has to wait for Geralt to fall in love with him! Jaskier eliminated the one problem that Geralt would reasonably have with them getting together. "If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands!" Ah. Apparently there was... more wrong with Jaskier than he initially thought. Roach meanwhile watches as the flowerman who gives her all the best treats walks past her sobbing. Where's Geralt??? Go fix the flowerman! She waits a while but... Geralt isn't coming. Geralt can handle himself. prettycolorflowerman cannot! He is stupid!!! So she follows him. Geralt returns to what was their camp, already feeling like shit for blowing up at Jaskier, only to find that- What th- Did Jaskier steal his fucking horse!? Jaskier is already a town or two away, and is done performing in exchange for a room, when he looks outside and sees Roach. Did Geralt come back for him!? He always hoped that- Oh.. No. He didn't. It's... just roach? Is he in trouble? No she's certainly in no hurry to leave. Perhaps she just wandered after him and needs to be told to go back to Geralt. She's not moving- Entice her with treats! Not working. Do the special little whistle Geralt does when he needs her! Not working. Shove her toward where she came from. Not working. Fuck! How is Jaskier going to give Roach back to Geralt without... Without seeing Geralt!?

#fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #friends to lovers #THIS POST IS NOT FREE FROM #THE MOUNTAIN #witcher episode rare species #WHEN I CATCH GERALT ITS ON SIGHT #He wants to apologize but he cant get to jaskier in time cause his goDDAMN HORSE IS FUCKING GONE #meanwhile #TH EHORSE WONT FUCKING LEAVE OH FUCK OH FUCK OH GFFUCK #Winghorse #Winghorse Roach #Roach canonically having the one braincell #Roach #Geralt loves his Roach #Roach is best horse #Best girl #love her #roachy <3

[feykrorovaan]

She was arrested for public acts of horseplay,horsing around, and three acts of lollygaggin'.

#feykrorovaan #elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #modded skyrim #tesblr #Skyrim Taliesin #my screenshots #I don't know how she got in there #Neigh-omi #Taliesin come get your horse #No I will not apologize for my puns #Skyrim custom followers #We went to get Inigo and I turned around and she was just there #Swayback was also waiting outside of the jail blocking the way #I think he snitched #Skyrim Shenanigans #Adventures in Skyrim

[marcobodtlives]

Horse Riding Shenanigans

(Glass Door Shenanigans)

#feel free to reblog! #apologies in advance I couldn’t help but make a horse joke for Jean #Erwin’s might be controversial but just picture teenage Erwin trying his best but overcompensating #CANONLY ​Armin still misses his horse when he does odm gear landings #plus you can’t tell me Armin and historia took an extra day trying to find the easiest way to mount the horses #Eren is… well he’s Eren #ymir was isolated as a pure titan for like 60 years and you’re telling me she wouldn’t be a lil wary at first #Connie and Hange get distracted too easy (titans and bugs n shit) #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot memes #sasha braus #marco bodt #bertholdt hoover #levi ackerman #mikasa ackerman #annie leonhart #eren jaeger #ymir #erwin smith #reiner braun #jean kirschtein #armin arlert #historia reiss #connie springer #hange zoë #marco bott #jean kirstein #eren yeager

[retrograderesemblance]

#slow horses #real tigers #river cartwright #mick herron #// apologies to the dash for the perhaps the most outta pocket meme #bUT #i'm on the 3rd book and icb...... #mICK'S REALLY OVER HERE MAKING ME WANT B.LOOD FOR HOW HE'S ABU.SING MY BB OVER HERE #but i'm also laughing bc hOW CAN IT BE SO STUPID AND YET SO IC ???? #if i turned my blog into nothing but li.terature reactions none of you would be safe ever *snorts*

[stackthedeck]

if you're spider-man fanfic does not have a moment where Peter does this

and he's 100% right then I'm sorry you and I have nothing to say to each other

#id in alt text #he's the toxic one in everyone of his relationships #he is the problem #sometimes others are also the problem #but he's never not the problem #spiderman #peter parker #spideypool #this is me asking for me fics acknowledging that peter treats wade terribly sometimes #also he and mj are hand in unlovable hand #same with harry #and god sometimes he's such an asshole towards felicia #get off your fucking high horse dude and apologize once in a while

[leafdoodles]

UHM. RUH ROH..

#WHY DOES HE ALWAYS FIND IT #This is like that one drawing I did #where everyone commented “save a horse #and then HE REPLIED #and I was so embarrassed #if he’s aware of DITD #I do formally apologize #leaf chatter

[waugh-bao]

Keith talks with Don about bringing Charlie back into the studio and Ronnie and Jane Rose chat about Keith going to visit Charlie and Shirley the next week (1993/Video with custom captions)

#I feel like I’m taking a listening exam in Swahili or something every time keith talks when he isn’t properly mic-ed #so if I screwed up some of his dialogue I apologize #but beyond that #obsessed with Ronnie and Jane giggling over Keith going to spend a week with the Wattses at a horse show #the rolling stones #charlie watts #keith richards #old married band #ronnie wood #jane rose #don was #voodoo lounge #video #subtitled #sound on #shirley watts

[beevean]

the hallmark of Peak Fiction is shoehorning a very serious conversation about a very serious past conflict in an unrelated scene, in the form of snarky banter played for laughs, so that the writer can pretend they listen to audience feedback, while not needing to fully think of addressing the issue and fully sweeping it under the rug because it would be inconvenient to paint the involved characters as dumbasses/vile. Bonus points if it literally goes nowhere and it can be removed from the scene without affecting the flow of the dialogue.

And if it makes me want to eat my own bones because I feel the urge to beat the involved characters to death with a nailed bat, that's just a plus :)

#fans don't look #anti netflixvania #something something the fiction doesn't fall from the peak #increibl how that scene is the only reference to lenore's betrayal in s4 and it's written like cute flirting. human psychology whomst #also lmao i didn't mean to take a screenshot of lenore's face on that frame #she looks affronted that hector is even remotely calling her out for raping him - the *nerve* of him am i right? #yeah i sure find her lovable and sympathetic :) i fully understand why the shippers believe she cares so much about him :) #she matches sonic's condescending mug and 'well achskually' face as he's painting his best friend like an idiot when he was the dumbass #i'm still so damn bitter that the story ignored sonic letting metal go out of ~vibes~ but beat a dead horse in the form of mr. tinker #guys. sonic nearly caused the end of the world because he decided metal had agency. not because he didn't kill an innocent man. fuck. #how dare you mock me like this - and this goes for both now #am's speech is not enough i need to kill #(btw i'm not joking about the flow. there's a version of the nfcv scene that completely cuts this exchange for reasons i don't understand) #(the dialogue flows much better because it focuses on the subject that is carmilla's insanity) #(so now that 'you were having fun' feels even more mocking because the dialogue was interrupted for the sake of random rape apologism) #(remind me why these products are so beloved?)

[bubbledtee]

lana calling me a horse girl like it’s even an insult to me

#i had a dream i was riding a horsing and he ran off with me and i accidentally pulled him up so harshly and i hurt him #i started crying in my dream and apologizing profusely to the horse #and then later in the dream i almost got mugged in a walmart parking lot #bub’s thoughts

[scoobydoomidnightblue]

I can’t even with how when the monkees are at the beach they’re just all like asleep under an umbrella or something while Davy sits there playing in the sand like a three year old. Like what is he doing? Little boy things, picking sand up and putting it down. He’s having a good time, but like, did a director tell real Davy to do that? Show-Davy just likes to play in the sand like a little one.

I’m sure peter comes over and plays with him sometimes, maybe micky goes and runs around. Or he bothers Mike, who’s sitting there watching them all with his sunglasses on because he is the dad™️, and sitting under the umbrella because if he steps out of the shade, he burns like a bitch cause he’s so pale.

If the “kids” aren’t all occupied, Mike sometimes has one in his lap because it’s sunny and beach naps are nice and Mike is always good at giving cuddles. He’s got long arms, he could hug all three.

#the monkees #early morning thoughts #peter tork #mike nesmith #davy jones #micky dolenz #show-verse #think about the gift horse episode #like WHAT is davy doing? #apologies while i ramble out monkees fluff I’m just sad and they’re all soft #i’m littleifying the monkees again because they’re just lil guys sometimes #i assure you mike is also a little guy he just always seems to be the mama and show mike is very caring he’s just a bit of a dumbass a lot

[nancyheart11]

DAY 17: hostage situation (Abel) (continuation of day 13)

Abel was moving before the paper he’d dropped could hit the floor. Both of his companions jumped at the way the door hit the wall behind him. He didn’t bother saying a word, too busy grabbing his gear and moving to where they suspected a Yiga base to be. The banana brains had already taken his son away before he was healed and now they took Tillie too. “Woah, hey what’s wrong?” “They can’t hurt Tilleth, i’ll kill all of them if they laid a single hand on her” Rusl immediately fell silent and picked up the pace. Abel felt the hot knot of anger in his stomach ease, just the slightest amount, knowing he had skilled warriors who were on his side in all this. A small piece of him wanted to cry out at the unfairness of it all, that his wife had survived the calamity while he’d lost both his children, and he’d almost gotten Link back only to lose him again, now Tilleth was in danger all for what? Fierce finally caught up and, after seeing the dark look on the others faces, simply huffed and lifted them both in his ridiculously strong arms. “Which way little survivor?”

#nan writes #Dad Squad #poor Abel #rusl #fierce dadity #Abel can never get a break huh? #feel like I should apologize to Tellie since I wrote that instead of Tillie several times #Fierce proves that he is faster than a horse here

[askaceattorney]

Dear HyperDragoonHx,

Outside of forgetting how dark it was outside at the time, me acting on impulse instead of revenge to save Kitten's little sister or how little time I had to think about restraining her, I must ask you something.

Am I correct that I'm hearing you say that you are more angry that I created a "fake identity" as a Prosecutor in the name of revenge that was petty at worst and throwing coffee at them is worse than blaming them for the death of a mentor that meant so much to them?

I'll let you think on that. I've already admitted my guilt on my wrongs and reconciled with Trite. I don't need any approval from you.

- Godot

#hyperdragoonhx #Godot #Mia Fey #Phoenix Wright #Maya Fey #Ace Attorney #Mod Commentary #He's got a point. He's already admitted and apologized for what he's done #At this point raging on him about what he did would be beating a dead horse

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

Any time I stumble across a fic with the tag "Bakugou Katsuki/Consequences", it's mute on sight lmao

#kolbie blabs #the reading comprehension is non-existent #so i can't imagine the fic will be any good lol #you can dislike bakugou idc #but don't pretend like he didn't face consequences for his actions??? #like he didn't own up to what he did all on his own?? #and not only work to correct/change his behavior #but also apologize????? #i will never understand why his entire character arc is ignored lol #just proudly tag it “Bakugou Katsuki Bashing” #what is with the pretext #not rebloggable bc im not trying to start disc horse #just complaining to you guys #addendum: well i shouldn't say the fic wouldn't be any good #it's not a matter of quality after all - just personal preference #what i really mean is that i know for sure it's not a fic that would interest me #i stand by everything else i said tho

[ransomnote]

genuinely sometimes i look at pictures of my mom when she was younger and i wish i was never born. el oh el.

#she liked horses. she loved horses. her dad wanted another son. #her brothers loved her but they were so much older #i will never apologize about my existence to anyone but her. i wish i could have given her a kid to be proud of #when i was home for winter break we were talking about my brother and she said 'he's a weirdo' and i said 'we're both weirdos' and she said #'i should have had one more' before realizing what she said but it was too late. i think im gonna think about that for the rest of my life. #i wish she was living a different life. i wish i could give her a different life. #maybe my absence would but then i'm just her dead kid. it's 20 years too late for me to be stillborn.