#and guys

[jabberamongthetrees]

Chaos on the Island CAR vs. NYI 4/25/2024

#carolina hurricanes #nhl playoffs 2024 #hockey #andrei svechnikov #dmitry orlov #jaccob slavin #stefan noesen #brent burns #sebastian aho #frederik andersen #and guys #boys winning sports

[luvrxbunny]

mini blurbs ─ ★ joel miller x f! reader

a/n: so many joel thoughts! how could i ever take the time to make a blurb for each of them!!? 😱

wc: 1k

warnings: 18+ MNDI, a few handjobs, some piv

-> you waking joel up with a handjob, it’s early so he’s sensitive, emotionally and physically, moaning and squirming. he keeps looking at you with this insanely fond look, something about it makes him look so soft. he also won’t shut up about how he feels. and he says it with so much force, willing you to believe him. “i love you, baby” “l-look at me? i love you so fuckin’ much.” “y’makin’ me feel so good. y’feel like heaven, my fuckin’ angel.”

-> joel fucking you relentlessly, and brutally because he needs it. you’re a good girl, you take it ofc. he’s grunting and groaning gruffly, barely talking aside to say “take it” or the occasional “just like that” but once he cums he’s instantly back to his usual, soft and loving self. “are you okay, baby?” “m’sorry, was i too rough?” “took it like such a good girl though, so perfect f’me”

-> you being unable to jerk joel off while he’s standing because his knees buckle and he can’t help folding in on himself or leaning into you, causing him to slip from your grasp and the same goes for going down on him— when although even when he’s seated he either cages your body in his completely, hunched over your head like he’s worshipping your mouth, or he’s spread out over the bed like he’s the god. (he is)

-> joel needing you from the second he comes home but still trying to make small talk. like he walks in and you hear him take a sharp breath once he lays eyes on you. his fists ball up and he’s so tense you can almost see him shaking as he takes a deep breath. you see movement around his crotch before he’s turning around to put his things away. “so h-how was your day? good, i’m hopin’. ” you entrain him even though you know he’s just trying not to seem desperate. “yea it was good, babe” he smiles. “are— are you tired..? or anythin’?” you make it a point to look in his eyes with a smirk. “never too tired for my favorite guy”

-> joel awkwardly thanking you after the post sex glow has worn off. he’s given you aftercare, cleaned you up and all that. as you guys are cuddling he starts to feel like he needs to do more so he just “thank you, baby. that— that was incredible. i— thank you.” you start giggling at him and he knows he’s being awkward so he gets all red and blushy, hiding his face in the back of your neck while telling you to shut up

-> just all the faces he would make while trying to hold his moans in. like when you guys first start getting sexual he’s still nervous so he tries to keep quiet. his brows furrowed, or tilted up. his eyes shut, rolled back, or fluttering while they try their best to stay on you. his lips bitten, pursed or sucked in. i think his hands would be everywhere too, covering his mouth, stroking over his beard, covering his eyes, running through his hair.

-> joel grunting, whining, and moaning lewdly above you as he fucks into you with the same neediness he’s been giving for the past 35 mins. falling into your neck and muttering “mm not yet. not yet. fuck” until you pull him away and question what he’s saying. maybe he has wetness on his lashes, from overstimulation, pleasure, or love “i don’t—“ he breathes out a sharp, shaky breath. “don’t wanna cum yet.” he lets out a shaky, broken breath. “you’re so good.”

-> the first time you get joel off in public he thinks you’re just trying to tease him but he’s too sensitive to handle it. so he warns you, “you—“ a shaky breath in and out as his hand comes up to cover his mouth. “you’re gonna make me cum” a smile spreads over your face but you keep looking forward, as his breathing speeds rapidly. you can see him glancing over at you every few seconds. “you— baby.” a whine almost slips out. “i’m- you’re gonna make me— i’m— fuck. i’m- i’m gonna c- holy fuck. please.” he whines and you hear his breathing become erratic.

-> the confused look on his face when you make him cum much much harder than he expected. i imagine you’re jerking him off, he’s sitting against the headboard with his arm around you. he warns you that he’s going to cum, his hips start bucking and his lip gets bitten by his teeth. he’s spilling over your fist in no time but once he expects his orgasm to stop, it just builds up to a new level of pleasure. his mouth drops open and his brows furrow. his eyes cast downward, watching your hand move over him and the way he’s coating you. then his gaze shifts to you and his expression looks like you’ve offended him before melting into one that makes you think he’s going to cry. that’s what let’s you know you’ve done a good job.

-> he begins to be able to tell when you’re gonna make him cum really hard and he starts to have a tell tale saying that alerts you. you’re not even sure if he realizes that he says it every time. his eyes shut and he runs his hand through his hair. he starts to shake his head lightly like he’s realized what’s going to happen and his hand slides down to your thigh, gripping the fabric of your pants before rubbing his hand over it, trying to soothe himself. “i’m—“ his head keeps moving back and forth as speaks. “it’s gonna get everywhere.” he groans under his breath, the sounds leaning a bit farther on the whiny side before he attempts to speak again. his hips shuffle upwards, sinking himself further into the chair while bucking himself into your fist. he gazes up at you with sex hazed eyes and confesses “m’gonna cum everywhere” before biting his lip harshly and burying his face in your neck, where his groans vibrate against your skin.

-> joel not being able to look at you while you guys are having sex. he’s so much more sensitive than you that every little thing pushes him closer to the edge, so it he wants to last long enough for you to cum on him, there ends up being a point where he has to fuck into you with his eyes cast to the side or shut tightly. he’ll be looking down at where the two of you meet before deciding he wants to see his pretty girl again. once he reaches you face there’s a shock of pleasure in his stomach before flowing down to his cock. he grips your jaw and forces you to face the opposite direction he turns his head, like he can’t even have you looking at him when he’s like this. he groans into his shoulder like he’s angry and mutters “too fuckin’ pretty. this shit ain’t fuckin’ fair.”

-> when he’s close, instead of telling you to stop, slow down, or distracting you with kisses, he tells you to “be gentle” he says it repeatedly, with hisses and whines in between. the closer he gets he starts to just “gentle, gentle, gent- oh sweetheart—”

-> he gets turned on by how turned on you get when he tells you that he’s close. he sees that light spark in your eyes when he tells you that he’s gonna cum and it makes him pulse even more intensely. like he could be on the outskirts of his orgasm but once he sees your reaction to his confession he’s got two seconds, tops, before he’s spilling all over you.

-> once you guys start getting sexual, it’s very easy to tell what he does or doesn’t like, what turns him on and what doesn’t. because he breaks out in goosebumps every time you give him even a bit of arousal. you could cook him a meal and when you come back he’ll have goosebumps spread all across his arms, all the way up to his biceps, even some across his neck. he tries to play it off as if you can’t see the way he’s fattening up in his jeans.

-> (for poc) joel loves the contrast of your skin to his cum. the first time he cums on you he has to have a serious pro and con session as to whether he likes cumming in you or on you more. he’s embarrassingly hard within the next minute after he cums on you. he’s just staring at it, maybe smearing it around a bit before jerking off right above you. he probably hasn’t even explained himself to you. he’s just been in a trance since his ropes landed on you.

-> you’re the first time he hears the phrase “cum for me.” and he loses his mind. it’s the loudest you’ve ever heard him and he cums so hard some lands on his chin. he spends the next few minutes shaking from the force of his orgasm and trying his hardest to regulate his breathing.

OKAY IM DONE!!!! pls show this some love guys!! it’s so long i feel like it should go in my main masterlist 💀

#i’m on my joel GRIND #it’s cus i just rewatched tlou sorry to my miguel and eddie bunbunettes #JUST GO WATCH TLOU!!! #then u guys will get it 😉 #and guys #all these thoughts are from ONE DAY #when i say i’m FERAL for him..? #I AM FERAL FOR THAT MAN #I #MEAN #IT #joel imagine #joel the last of us #joel miller fanfic #joel miller smut #joel miller x reader #sub joel miller #? #joel miller #joel miller x you #joel miller x y/n #joel miller tlou #joel miller the last of us #joel miller imagine #joel miller one shot #joel miller self insert #joel miller drabble #joel miller fanfiction #joel miller fic #joel miller fluff

[fall4mebabe731]

Hoping to fill my … mailbox with lots and lots of big letters and postcards from all of my followers and friends!! 💌📫📬📮💌

POBox 272

Kipling, NC 27543

#me #oopsie #me mine #biseuxal #big tiddy committee #long hair #blondie #i like girls #and guys #falloutbabe 731 #mailbox #snail mail #po box #pen pals #postcard #letters #stamps #holiday #gifts for her #please #naugthy girl #thick babe

[verndusk]

re-drawing a Bad Batch scene a day until season 3 comes out (or i forget): day 11

#here you go my tech girlies #and guys #my art #the bad batch #tbb #tbb everyday #tech tbb #tech bb #tech #tbb tech #i am allowed to have fun with this #if they didn't want me to draw this angle then they should not have included this angle #but here we are

[solchle]

do u have any dhmis servers u recommend? or do u have one? :000 Itll be fun to hang out or share artwork !!!!

hello hello!! im really sorry but ive never been in a dhmis server/i rarely use discord since i dont have any servers to join to, and i don't think im capable enough to run a server for now/

YES a dhmis server would be cool, there's this one user from tiktok invited me in a half alive dhmis server (what they said), but i refuse that time for i was pretty busy with irl stuff. i tried to find the link invite, but the link said not available something, like the website doesn't work (I REALLY HOPE THAT SERVER WAS STILL ALIVE

ill try to ask the link from that user, hopefully still online on tiktok then I'll just update yall!! (so we can get from this server)

#and guys #if you ever have any server ESPECIALLY related to dhmis #invitw me please ill try to catch up with yall #asks🥨

[intermundia]

obi-wan and anakin: a study in names, from attack of the clones, clone wars (2003 + 2008 + incomplete story reel released 2014), revenge of the sith, obi-wan kenobi (2022), and a new hope

#it's complete #and guys #im not ok about it #the last like 30 seconds are a war crime on myself #it damages me now to watch so much in a good way like #the way obi-wan says darth has ruined me #obi-wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #kenobi spoilers #god #obikin #kenobi series #sw

[skxllz]

girls don't want a hello kitty plush, they want lucifer morningstar himself in the pocket of their jacket

#i'm girls #and guys #lucifer morningstar

[mono-chrome-me]

#hotel portofino #anish sengupta #assad zaman #15 seconds of nish this ep that's what i have to work with #avoided the close-up of his festering leg wound you're welcome #and guys #it looks really bad for him in the promo for the finale #bury your gays bad #they may be going there in which case no gifs next week just incoherent screaming

[inspector-fox]

I think adults should be given playgrounds, with a track for runners, and drinking fountains and monkey bars that can support a tall adult person. I'm so serious because we talk about how there is a crisis of health in America, that, to an extent, could be mitigated through exercise, but access to space is difficult for some folks to find and I think we put too much pressure on the "go to the gym" version of exercise over the "Please just move your body sometimes like in any way that feels good!! Just get up and move and play for like 20 minutes!" Version of health- which arguably is more accessible and less overwhelming to consider (that "stay flexy" guy, Movement by David, is big on just improving mobility and I think he and creators like him are changing the zeitgeist of how we talk about and view exercise.) And, like, adult playgrounds in this form do already exist- they've got pull up bars and weird metal benches, they're designed for anyone to pull up and use for working out (my town has them at least.)- but I'm talking about PLAYgrounds a place to solely encourage play (and give access to other equipment) that would just be a space for adults to like, have fun and remember what it was like to just be given time and space to run around.

#when i worked in kindergarten we would play on the playground sometimes because there was a set of monkey bars #that were super tall #so i could actually do the monkey bars #and guys #the fucking upper body strength that took #exercise #working out #movement by david #movement #stay flexy #health and wellness #fitness

[eddis-not-eeddis]

The fastest way to my heart is to dissect a book with me.

#I just had a two and a half hour conversation with my brother mostly about the new series we’re reading #And guys #This is the most fun I’ve had all year

[fall4mebabe731]

Shopping 👗 👠 👖

#me #me mine #oopsie #biseuxal #big tiddy committee #i like girls #and guys #long hair #blondie #falloutbabe 731 #po box #postcard #cow print #sparkly #dressing room #thick and tatted #pasty #huc0w #thigh tattoo #thicc babe #just girly things #my pussy is throbbing #thick and juicy #belly button ring #bell bottoms #buy me stuff #touch me #legs and heels #blue eyes #what would you do

[zephyr-paladyn]

my magnum opus

#OC #shitpost #characters depicted are all me and my friends OCs #and guys

[tulip-wizard]

okay i might start posting about bbc sherlock (and mycroft holmes), so just

beware.

#bbc sherlock #@ my moots #watched some crack videos #and guys #mycroft is literally perfect #he has done nothing wrong in his entire life #/j

[yeyinde]

thank you so much for tagging me @mvtthewmurdvck !!

judge me based on my: lockscreen, homescreen, pinterest board, and the last song i listened to!

I will not be taking any questions about my lock screen at this point in time, thank you.

Tagging: @moondirti @dumb-djarin @smoggyfogbottom @alicesfracturedmirror @moriflos @konigbabe @johnwatsn @eowynstwin and anyone else who wants to participate! no pressure, of course.

#t'was fun #my lock screen last week was kendall roy #you know the one #chainsmoking sadboy in his 'i killed a man' recompense era #but i went out to dinner w friends to this polish diner and the tables were so tiny so when i put my phone down it was kinda in the middle #and i got a big phones #she's a Samsung s22 ultra #i like em big #but when i got a text my screen lit up #and guys #the absolute silence at the dinner table as they looked over to see what it was and saw Jeremy Strong's sad little face staring at them? #absolutely crushing #devastating #i was the dd so the ride back to Est Psg? #fucking brutal #“that was kendall right? from Succession?” #i havent spoken to them since

[ostropest]

LMAOOOOO

#ok confession time #so my guilty pleasure is that i follow meghan markle and prince harry drama #not super closely and it's not even a big drama anymore (thankfully) #but i find it exceptionally entertaining #so i watch one or two yt channels posting updates about them right #and guys #GUYS #I JUST HEARD SOMEONE CALL MEGHAN 'FASHION CHALLENGED' #i fucking can't this is so funny 😂😂

[heartpascal]

hi! i just wanted to say i love your writing so so much! i find myself constantly re-reading your fics, they are all so brilliant but in particular your platonic joel miller fics mean a lot to me! as a lesbian who has an intense (platonic) love for joel it means a lot to have fics like this to read as they are quite hard to come by! are you planning to write any more in the future or move on to different stuff?🫶💞

AH you guys r so sweet ur gonna give me cavities fr i LOVE you!!!! sobbing. i’m so so glad to be able to provide these fics for you :’) us platonic joel lovers deserve to read stories just as much as romantic joel lovers!!!

don’t worry!!! i am not leaving mr joel miller behind!! i will be writing more for him, just alongside other things now!!! but i know my roots and i love joel sm, i am definitely still writing for him <3

#heartpascal says #i love you anon omg #you’re so lovely #we deserve more platonic fics #but i will do my best to provide #maybe i’ll write some more fluff (ish .. as fluffy as it can get in an apocalypse) soon #BUT IM SENDING YOU SM LOVE #AND GUYS #I LOVE JOEL #IM NOT ABANDONING HIM OR YOU