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michaelholdenenjoyer · 10 months

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Who wants to go and live the very aesthetically pleasing life of Victoria and Michael with me?

#we can ride bikes together #and make cakes #and forts #we could burn down our school #we could go to parties together #we could dance to the smiths together #i could chase your school bus on my bike when i get suspended #we can go to cafes #and drink tea #and eat croissants #and we can go skating #we can play the violin and the piano together #and do some sherlock holmes and john watson/ victoria spring and michael holden style investigations #and lots more things :)

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a2zillustration · 5 months

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I have many emotions about this man and most of them are: sobbing

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#clipping through the floorboards in a pool of my own tears Larian just let this man be HAPPY!!! NJGKLFNDKHKJNFG #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #gale x tav #act II spoilers #croissant adventures #tav #gale #comics #I feel like there are so many scenarios where Gale tries to drop some really sad factoid in between a compliment or romantic language #and it's funny every time because Croissant will laser focus in on that exact thing he's not trying to draw attention to #you will see it in subsequent comics #I love this character so much written just for me lol #P.S. Happy US thanksgiving! Eat your food (your food is more breadweave content)#gale dekarios #breadweave

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pangur-and-grim · 1 year

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oops, I got the YA side of tumblr mad at me 😳 I promise I don’t care what sort of books you read, animorphs and alanna the lioness are still peak fiction to me and they’re for kiddos

#this is what you get for shitposting while eating a croissant #from now on I will simply think my little thoughts to myself and eat my baked goods while staring peacefully into nothing

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icallhimjoey · 7 months

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#croissant!joe #remember bookstore!joey?#man #i need to lie down #have a break #eat some carbs and read a book #pffff #joe quinn #joseph quinn

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skitskatdacat63 · 2 months

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Was trying to find reference pics, and came across this pic of Jense having what feels like an uh...private moment with a pastry

#croissant? idk i cant tell #hes real i also make that face when eating pastries #but man it took me out 😭😭😭#i think hes very handsome but all those modeling fics make me laugh #well anyways off topic but #if you have any portraiture type handsome pics of jense or mark. pls send them my way 🫡 i need ref desperately LOL #jenson button

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soldier-poet-king · 4 months

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screaming crying throwing things

if the guy who interviewed me for that job sends me an email asking if we can chat (on the phone) that's a good thing right??? they dont usually take the time to reject ppl via phone?

except maybe in this case bc i already knew him and most of the staff there beforehand? so this is like. a courtesy to let me down gently???

yall i am NOT in the proper headspace for this rn i did a 30 min walk in the extreme wind and cold bc my head was bad, and then did a bunch of chores i hate bc i felt like i had to in some sort of cosmic self flagellation and to keep me from just laying on the ground in moodiness

#the duality of fran #IM. IM.#i had resigned myself to not hearing from him this week #and bc im having tattoo touch ups tmrw if it's bad news i cannot have a consolatory glass of wine #wahhhhhhhhh #literally. gonna throw up. i didnt eat lunch bc i was sad #so today has been. coffee. croissant. yogurt/berries/granola #beacon of health that i am/ kids do as i say not as i do

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r-aindr0p · 1 month

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https://youtube.com/shorts/XSlUoil35Qg?si=rx1S3Wqefg9nWTaF

Flat croissant, would you eat it? I’m laughing but also ლ(ಠ_ಠ ლ).

Anyhow, how do you think Rollo would react to that?

Honest reaction :

Aight, what do the other ones think about it ?

Their snack time is ruined... Squashed giant maggot lookin' ass thing what the hell, just buy a regular box of palmiers at the store at that point The filled ones look really good tho but I wouldn't call them croissants either imo, a croissant isn't traditionally filled ! It's just puff pastry and butter, sometimes with almonds sprinkled on top or sugar but nothing else, dip it in your coffee or hot cocoa and it's all good ! Some even cut them in half and spread jam on it, all good too.

#twst shitpost #idk if Rook is laughing or crying no one knows #I don't even eat quasos that much #Rollo is shook ofc #but I do still remember that Rollo called croissant “bread” in the og glorious masquerade event and that's a crime as well...#french live reaction or somethin

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fruitpunchsamuraisworld · 11 days

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