#and candy john is like 40

[apendice-chileno]

doodled some john ideas in stream today

#art link #wip #doodle #dirkjohn #ult dirk #harry anderson egbert #john egbert #dirk strider #IM SO MAD JOHN GOT RID OF HIS MUSTACHE BEFORE SHOWING HOW IT WAS IN DRAWING #so I had to draw him #youre welcome #also I love harry anderson baby #ALSO CANDY JOHN VS ULT DIRK KINDA HOT #should have made candy john older tho??? #idk they inmortal and probably will look all young i guess?? #sigh #I love old dudes dammit #and candy john is like 40 #anyways #probably will draw all of this properly with coloring and shit idk #ALSO JOHN TELLING HARRY ABOUT MAYBE MAKING A NEW COSTUME IS AAA #john best dad #nobody cant tell me shit

[syoddeye]

From one fruit to another: 😘

🍌, 🍈 and 🍇

(I picked these randomly so swap if you need to lol.)

fruity fic asks

smooch 🧡 thank you for the fruit!

🍌 In your opinion, what’s the funniest joke/reference/pun you’ve made in a fic?

This probably isn't the funniest but referring to Ghost as Undertaker in For the Record made me laugh every time, and implying that he could shot put Reader to the moon. I also made a lot of song lyric references that made me giggle.

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

John Price, elder millennial, is Very Important to me. I can laugh at the peepaw jokes but my guy knows how to text, knows how computers work, and is familiar with the Top 40 of the 90s-2000s. (Now does he like Top 40? That's another thing entirely.)

Gaz and Soap play Wordle and Connections, and are hyper-competitive. Ghost secretly plays Candy Crush and is somewhere around level 913. (None of this shows up in my fic, it's my heart.)

Gaz has two moms, and Soap has at least one sister. Price is an only child.

🍇 Is there a particular scene/episode/book/etc that you want to just write a million fics about, over and over? Which one?

I haven't written about it, but I think about MWII Old Comrades a lot, in particular how it opens so many fic doors for Gaz. Just. All the directions you can take his character. Same with Recon by Fire, my favorite mission of all time because of the conversation options between Gaz, Price, and Kate.

I don't really write about or include missions or cut scenes from the games. I loosely refer to them, but not in detail.

I'm currently working on a fic post-MWIII that deals with Soap's death. 🥲 And it is. Bumming me out.

#sy asks

[rubsjuice]

Im glad whoever's in charge of writing john egbert in HS:BC got the memo that in candy he's supposed to be a 40 year old dorky dad

Look at this guy

He sounds like he'd be friends with Phil from Modern Family

The new hs2 team never fails to live up to expectations, they got me interested in characters I famously don't give a shit about. They even stopped objectifying Jake. Nature is healing

#mafa talks #Homestuck #Homestuck 2 #homestuck: beyond canon #Why do we have to tag three things now

[pochapal]

is pickle route also a junefic :?

"is pickle route junefic" is actually a pretty multilayered question depending on your position and which definition of junefic you're using and is in fact something i have been consciously thinking about when writing it.

the short spoiler-free answer is: if "junefic" is defined by "john egbert comes out as a trans woman" then that is categorically happening. june egbert is a character tag in the story and there's been a lot of groundwork seeding inevitable gender happenings for candy john, some of which stretches as far back as omelette route itself:

so yeah! candy john will eventually have a culminating gender arc happen because from at least one perspective this has already canonically happened. and without giving away too much detail this is all heading to a chapter that almost exactly mirrors the conversation june and roxy have in omelette route where june finally admits it to herself, this time consciously exploring the difference between getting there at age 23 and getting there at age 40. it's not the exact same shape and trajectory as omelette route since the meat and candy egberts are different people shaped by differing material circumstances, but at the core of it they do both undergo the same gender revelation.

for the longer answer: pickle route is both way more and way less of a junefic than omelette route. it's less of a junefic in that whereas omelette route was entirely centered around june and her self-actualization, pickle route isn't just "what if omelette route also happened in the candy timeline". egbert here is one of many moving parts in the story - a deeply essential one, yes, but not the core protagonist. in the wider sense, the core protagonist remains meatside june, but within pickle route explicitly the center stage is taken up by vriska and the candy kids to a lesser extent. egbert's gender arc was important for the emergence of june in omelette route, and is important for [SPOILERS TACTICALLY REDACTED]. however, pickle route is not solely a vehicle to deliver transfeminine egbert in the way that omelette route was. there are a lot more things we're aiming for here!

however, if you think about "junefic" in a way beyond the literal, then pickle route extremely remains in the junefic tradition. other than, like, june herself, junefic has a bunch of other i guess philosophical and thematic features that pickle route does pursue. ideas of characters redefining themselves against their canon/fanon molds, the nature of what it means to go against and change/disrupt an established narrative, and deeply queer interpersonal dynamics between the gods of earth c are all there in pickle route as much as they are omelette route. "junefic" stands as both an extension and interrogation of the ethos of postcanon - something which i go into more detail on in this post - and by that yardstick pickle route is very much carrying the torch.

omelette route used june egbert as a vehicle to make a very specific transformative response to postcanon, where june herself was in many ways the message via a metaphor triple reacharound. pickle route is using similar methods to make a complementary transformative response to postcanon. or to be much more blunt about it, pickle route is both explicitly and metaphorically the candy to omelette route's meat.

#kind-of-a-wack #june egbert #omelette route #pickle route #homestuck epilogues #a lot of these questions about the nature of pickle route as a text and its relation to other texts/its purpose for existing are relevant #and make up the bulk of the latter part of the plot that's not yet been written #so these are things worth thinking about! and will be addressed in due time #we're simply not yet at the off the rails Weird Meta Shit stage of pickle route but trust the plan. we will be going places

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

[Ghostbusters] Brainwaves: Mini Bios (1984) Nova's Family (Part 1/2)

Tagging @ariel-seagull-wings @spook-central and @soulman133 Let me know if you want to be tagged/untagged from Brainwaves posts. These are just bullet point bios for the main groups of characters, as in the female professors, Ghostbusters and Ghostbuster staff, the C.U.P.S students, Nova’s family and then the others™ (e.g. Dickless, Dana)

Following Characters:

Mars Teufel

Anselm Teufel

Milo Teufel

Amalia Teufel

Gilbert Teufel

Medusa Teufel

Long post so it's under the cut.

General Family:

The Teufel Family are supposedly (Read: Definitely) psychic

Most (if not all) are former Jews who converted to being Wiccan at one point or another

The surname 'Teufel' literally translates to 'Devil'

'Mad' Mars Teufel:

Face Claim / Actor: John Candy

Full Name: Mars Neon Teufel. AKA: Mad Mars

Nova's older brother, protective, sometimes overprotective

34 in 1984. Born March 3rd 1950 in Brooklyn, Lives in NY, NY

German, Male, Straight, Wiccan, Pisces, Smoker

Speaks English, German, some Spanish and some French

6'2" and 275 lbs, Brown eyes and Blond hair, no tattoos or piercings, clean-shaven / stubble, hairy

Undiagnosed but likely Autistic

Grew up with Anselm and Milo, Now lives with Nova

Journalist for a German news channel

Bachelor's degree in Journalism & English

Anselm 'Selm' Teufel:

Face Claim / Actor: John Goodman

Full Name: Anselm Saturn Teufel. AKA: Selm

Milo's older brother, cousin to Mars and Nova

30 in 1984. Born June 20th 1954 in Brooklyn. Lives in Brooklyn

German, Male, Straight, Wiccan, Gemini, Smoker

Speaks English, German, some French, and some Spanish

6'2" and 300 lbs, Blue eyes and Brown hair, no tattoos or piercings, clean shaven / stubble, hairy

Grew up with Milo and Mars, still lives with Milo

Works at the Sedgewick Hotel as a Custodian / Handyman

A mean drunk who protects his brother no matter what

Bachelor's degree in Engineering & Metallurgy

'Magnificent' Milo Teufel:

Face Claim / Actor: Bobcat Goldthwait

Full Name: Milo Pluto Teufel. AKA: Magnificent Milo

25 in 1984. Born May 26th 1959 in Brooklyn. Lives in Brooklyn

German, Male, Biromantic, Asexual, Wiccan, Gemini

Speaks English, German, some French and some Spanish

5'6" and 150 lbs, Blue eyes and Brown hair, dyes his hair black

Clean shaven / stubble, hairy, 5 tattoos, scars from misadventure

Misdiagnosed and given Anti-psychotics, possibly Autistic / ADHD / ADD

In the Police Academy

Bachelor's in Architecture

Doctor Amalia 'Ama' Teufel, PhD:

Face Claim / Actress: Geena Davis

Full Name: Amalia Pandora Teufel

Doctor / Miss. AKA: Ama, Lia, Dora

28 in 1984. Born January 21st 1956 in Brooklyn. Lives in The Bronx

German, Female, Straight, Wiccan, Aquarius

Speaks 9 Languages including English, German & Dutch

6'0" and 145 lbs, Brown eyes and hair, no tattoos, ears pierced

Member of C.U.P.S, studying Eschatology, Student Athlete

PhD in Psychology and Biochemistry, member of MENSA

(Using this gif again because this is exactly the vibe of Gil & Ira)

Doctor/Professor Gilbert 'Gil' Teufel, PhD:

Face Claim / Actor: Danny DeVito

Full Name: Gilbert Vulcan Teufel

Professor / Doctor / Mr. AKA: Gil, Bert, Bertie, Doctor Volcano

40 in 1984. Born November 17th 1944 in Brooklyn. Lives in The Bronx

German, Male, Straight, Wiccan, Scorpio, Divorced, Smoker

Speaks 12 languages, can do American Sign Language

4'10" and 143 lbs, Brown eyes and Black hair, clean shaven / stubble, hairy

Teaches Angiology, Bioecology, Criminal Psychology, Dipterology, Foetology & Herbology

Romulus' / Roman's father, Ex-Husband of Tamar Mann

Medusa 'Lin' Teufel:

Face Claim / Actress: Marilu Henner

Full Name: Medusa Linda Teufel. AKA: Lin

32 in 1984. Born April 6th 1952 in Brooklyn. Lives in Manhattan

German, Female, Straight, Wiccan, Aries, Smoker

Speaks English, German, Polish, Spanish & Chinese

5'7" and 130 lbs, Blue eyes, Brown hair dyed Ginger, 7 tattoos, ears pierced

Agriology Student, in C.U.P.S, works as a taxi driver

Older sister of Electra, Younger sister of Norman

Even with her family's connection to death, she won't believe unless she sees proof

#ghostbusters #brainwaves #ghostbusters 1984 #ghostbusters oc #mars teufel #anselm teufel #milo teufel #amalia teufel #gilbert teufel #medusa teufel

[missboingohead]

★THIS BLOG CONTAINS FAKE G0RE, BL00D, HORROR AND ETC.★

Waachi'ye I'm Kash/Ash and I liked to cause chaos =)

★She/they

★Bisexual

★DemiGirl

★Cree indigenous

★Minor!

★Artist

★Autistic

★My socials★

★ Wattpad - @808MissCrazy808 (I only using for reading now)

★ TikTok - @kashyslashy

★My current interests★

★Evil dead ★ Fallout ★ Killer klowns from outer space★ (my 4yo kkfos interest has came back because of the game)

✘DNI✘

✘general dni

✘PR0/C0M/DARK-SHlPPERS

✘MAP/P3D0_PHlLES

✘Z00-PHILES

✘ANTl NATIVES/RAClST

✘T3RFS

✘AUTISM SPEAKS SUPPORTERS

more stuff down here🠟

★My past interest★ (some I still post/reblog about)

★Ghostbusters ★ The blues brothers ★ Friday the 13th ★ The texas chainsaw massacre ★ Re-animator ★ Psycho ★ Anthony perkins ★ Child's play/Chucky ★ My bloody valentine ★ Spider-man ★ Batman ★ Undertale/Deltarune ★ Rocky horror picture show ★ Beetlejuice ★ SCTV ★ Saturday night live ★ Stripes (1981) ★ Jerma985/Jeremy elbertson ★ Weird al yankovic ★ UHF ★ Oingo boingo ★ Lemon demon/Neil cicierega ★ Moon knight ★ Terminator ★ The quarry ★ Willy wonka and the chocolate factory/Charlie and the chocolate factory ★ Bruce campbell, ted and sam raimi ★ Dan akyroyd, john belushi, bill murray, harold ramis, john candy, etc. ★ Sonic ★ House of 1000 corpses trilogy ★ Robocop ★ Spawn ★ Mortal kombat★

★My favourite band/artist★

★Oingo boingo/Danny elfman ★ Weird al yankovic ★ Lemon demon/Neil cicierega ★ Deftones ★ Linkin park ★ Weezer ★ The blues brothers★

★My favorite games★

★Evil dead the game (Friendship ended with edtg now kkfostg is my bestfriend) ★ Friday the 13th the game ★ The texas chainsaw massacre the game ★ Ghostbusters the video game ★ Mortal kombat 1 (2023) ★ Mortal kombat 11 ★ Mortal kombat X/XL ★ Dead by daylight ★ Undertale/Deltarune ★ Robocop rouge city ★ Predator hunting grounds ★ Fallout 4 ★ Killer klowns from outer space the game★

★My music taste★

★Metal ★ Rock ★ Heavy metal ★ Nu metal ★ Electronic ★ Blues ★ Country/Western ★ Techno ★ 40's/50's/60's Music ★ New wave ★ Rap ★ Indie★

[whataperfectwasteoftime]

Penny!34, 40, 46 for your weird asks!

(me, saying that to everyone including myself)

Hi, fellow weirdo!! The best thing I've ever done for my mental wellbeing is to reclaim that term 😆 Yep, I'm fucking weird! That's what makes me interesting! Anyway, for your consideration:

(I am doing these out of order and there is a reason for that)

40. Did you have any snacks today?

I am in the middle of eating lunch right now, so I haven't had any snacks yet, but I did nab some Twizzlers from a candy dish that appeared at the work gym on my way out! A perfect after lunch snack!

46. Favorite holiday film?

THIS IS SO HARD. I actually really love Jim Carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas, despite it being lambasted lately for being "weird." (Tying this back to the above.... yeah, it's weird. And that's okay. I love it for that.) I also love the Nightmare Before Christmas because I can watch it TWICE, once for Halloween and once for Christmas! It covers the bases of my two favorite holidays!

34. Is there a song that you know every word to by heart?

So many, LJ. So many. Most of these would be Beatles songs, but I'll list a list of random songs off the top of my head I know all the words to by heart. It might be a bit unfair because I literally play some of these on the piano so of COURSE I know, but here:

Teenage Dirtbag (Wheatus)

Somewhere only we know (Keane)

Yöu and I (Lady Gaga)

Torn (Natalie Imbruglia)

If I Ain't Got You (Alicia Keys)

Girl on Fire (Alicia Keys)

Man! I Feel Like a Woman (Shania Twain)

Defying Gravity (both parts plus the dialogue lollllllll)

More show tunes. Many show tunes.

And the following Beatles songs but probably more than this

Hey Jude

Here Comes the Sun

Yesterday

Oh! Darling

Here, there, and Everywhere

Yellow Submarine

In My Life

AND MANY MORE

Imagine (I know this isn't the Beatles but it's John Lennon and it goes here)

#i like to sing #i know a LOT of lyrics

[goodnightmemes]

TIKTOK SENTENCE STARTERS PART FIVE

some of these are quotes from tiktok creators, and some are from various other forms of media that were popular audios/trends on tiktok  

❛ My dad’s always asking me “what are you on?”...probably the spectrum. I don’t know man, I just act like this. ❜

❛ The smoke is just when I start the car. Don’t worry. It’ll go away soon. ❜

❛ It’s not gonna happen, but that seat has been fully ejected from the car a couple of times. So just make sure you’re locked in. Okay? ❜

❛ I don’t like watching normal sports where they throw the ball. I like watching sports where the car go really fast, and turns. IT’S SO FAST! And look it! He turns too! ❜

❛ Tacos and sushi! Tacos and sushi! Tachos and sushi and anti-depresants! ❜

❛ Saaaaay ten! …oh my god, Satan! ❜

❛ Action man? Who the hell is act- oh my god. No. It’s John Wick. ❜

❛ Open the door or I’m gonna throw rocks through your window you dumb whore. ❜

❛ Ma’am, this is an elevator. ❜

❛ Tis I! For when the hour of the midnight munch doth descend upon me, I must embark upon a noble quest to the 7th of the 11th. ❜

❛ If you ever have - if you’re ever having a bad day just…just…just remember that - just remember that there’s a, uhhh, a brighter side, uhh, it may not be that day or the next week or the next month or the next year or the next, it may, uh… ❜

❛ And look! Very nice box! For my trinkets. Another box for my trinkets! What’s going on? It’s trinketville! ❜

❛ Girlfriend really just came out here, came onto the field, she dug a ditch and then she buried the bar. Cause honestly, I could not have gone any lower. ❜

❛ Motherfucking, where is it?? Where is it?! I swear to god - you laughing? You trying to laugh? Is this funny? ❜

❛ The sign says ‘no weenies allowed’ and buddy I’m sniffing a weenie. Get out. ❜

❛ I’m over here dissociating and you want to walk over and say ‘hi’, and just remind a motherfucker that they exist? That is rude. How dare you perceive me, bitch. ❜

❛ Buy your own apple. I’m a peasant person. I don’t have any money. ❜

❛ The flame calls to me, not by its warmth or its pumpkin-spiced aroma, but by its desire for calamity and destruction. ❜

❛ The high ground means nothing. We are squabbling one v one on asphalt. ❜

❛ The dust is a part of the ambiance. ❜

❛ Oh shit! It’s fucking Mambo #5! ❜

❛ I’m on a benedryl and a red eye right now, which I like to call: the sober speedball. ❜

❛ So let’s get one thing straight and two things gay… ❜

❛ You’re supposed to wait an hour, some people wait more, if you’re not afraid of death come back in 20 minutes. ❜

❛ If my reputation in this town gets out that I’m woke then I will be ruined and I won’t be able to sell fire extinguishers! ❜

❛ They call me West Virginia because I’m always mountin’ mamas. ❜

❛ Everyone be careful because I just found a needle in my kids candy and also seven different sized allen wrenches. ❜

❛ We are not getting distracted by nonsense today, we are laser focused. Okay, that being said, I need more chicken knights. I’m forming an army! ❜

❛ I’ve got about 10 more minutes until 40 mili-vanilly-grams of this adderall kick in. Let me tell you something, I’m feeling pretty intelligent right now. ❜

❛ Good thing I’m wearing my safety crocs. ❜

#rp meme #sentence starters #sentence meme #inbox meme #ask meme #rp prompt #*tiktok

[not100bees]

To tack onto that last post like yeah. I loved acting and I think I was pretty good at it but like. But I'm not pursuing it because like one. It's a dumb idea, even under the best of circumstances and two. I'm never going to make it acting looking the way I do not now. Probably not ever again. Maybe 40 years ago. I could have been like a comedic actor in the vein of John Candy or something.

#just whining about being ugly.

[alecthemovieguy]

40 years, 40 movies: My life through film

On Feb. 16, I’m turning 40. In honor of this milestone birthday, I chose my favorite movie (and a runner-up) for each year of my existence. 

Some years were easy, as there was an obvious personal choice. Others, like 1994 or 1999 which are among the greatest years in film history, proved far more difficult. 

What I discovered was there’s literally hundreds of movies I love from the past 40 years but my favorites are the ones that made the most impact and I, unequivocally, adore. The results are deeply autobiographical, so join me on a four-part journey exploring the movies that shaped who I am.

COURTESY OF 20TH CENTURY FOX

1983: “Return of the Jedi” 

It was perhaps inevitable that I would become a “Star Wars” fan. I was named after Obi-Wan actor Alec Guinness. As my parents only had a VHS copy of “Return of the Jedi,” it was my first introduction to “Star Wars.” Given the episodic, serialized nature of the movies, I was able to just drop into the next adventure and fall in love with R2-D2, C3PO, Luke, Han and Leia.  (Runner-up: “National Lampoon’s Vacation”)

COURTESY OF SONY PICTURES

1984: “Ghostbusters” 

“Ghostbusters” remains one of the defining franchises for me. Movies, cartoons, comics, toys, clothes, it has been an obsession since I was a little boy. My baby teeth marks were on the box of the VHS tape my parents owned. My first day of kindergarten became less traumatic when I found two boys playing Ghostbusters and they invited me to join them. They already picked Peter (Bill Murray) and Ray (Dan Akyroyd), leaving me with the nerdy Egon (Harold Ramis). I was disappointed. Now I’m totally Team Egon. (Runner-up: “The Neverending Story”)

COURTESY OF UNIVERSAL PICTURES

1985: “Back to the Future” 

This is another seminal film from my childhood and typically my default answer for my favorite movie. The idea of time travel sparked my imagination as a child. I used to run around my backyard as a kid, humming Alan Silvestri’s theme, imagining I was traveling through time with Christopher Lloyd’s Doc Brown. I’ve lost count how many times I’ve watched the film, but the final act still fully engages me every time. (Runner-up: “The Breakfast Club”)

COURTESY OF PARAMOUNT PICTURES

1986: “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” 

Any child coming of age in the 1980s and 1990s was hugely affected by the teen films of John Hughes, who was able to perfectly capture the angst of growing up. “Ferris Bueller” was the ultimate kid fantasy: Skipping school for a day in the city with your friends. Better yet, Ferris manages to outsmart all the adults, including snooty waiters, parents and the principal. As a kid, Matthew Broderick’s Ferris felt like the embodiment of cool. As an adult, it is undeniable that the anxiety-ridden Cameron (Alan Ruck) is my avatar. (Runner-up: “Labyrinth”)

COURTESY OF MGM

1987: “Spaceballs” 

I had a major Mel Brooks phase in my adolescence. I even held a party dedicated to watching Brooks films. I vividly remember my friend Rebecca Howland telling me “The Producers” was good, but not as good as “2001” (the film it beat for Best Original Screenplay). Only four Brooks films have been released in my lifetime. Of those four, “Spaceballs” is the one I’ve revisited the most because its inspired lunacy is perfectly delivered by its cast, including Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis and Brooks, himself, in dual roles. (Runner-up: “The Princess Bride”)

COURTESY OF TOUCHSTONE PICTURES

1988: “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” 

This was a mind-blowing film for a kid. It was the first and only time Disney and Warner Bros. characters interacted together. It remains the definite seamless blend of live-action and animated characters. But the biggest mindfreak to my little brain was that Christopher Lloyd, my beloved Doc Brown from “Back to the Future,” was the evil Judge Doom. Years later, while studying film in college, I would write an essay exploring the film’s take on the film noir genre. (Runner-up: “Beetlejuice”)

COURTESY OF 20TH CENTURY PICTURES

1989: “Say Anything” 

Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m a big Batman fan, so it probably seems insane that my No. 1 choice for 1989 isn’t Tim Burton’s “Batman.” Here’s the thing, I’m also a huge fan of actor John Cusack and writer/director Cameron Crowe. If you need any indication of how much I love this movie, “Say Anything” is tattooed on my right arm. “Say Anything” is the definitive 1980s teen romance with Lloyd Dobler being the ideal model of a boyfriend. (Runner-up: “Batman”)

COURTESY OF NEW LINE CINEMA

1990: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” 

There was a time when the ninja turtles were my everything. I had a tape with a couple of episodes of the cartoon that featured a trailer for the live-action film. I loved the cartoon but this was different. It was dark and atmospheric like the comic books that inspired the cartoon and toys, and the Jim Henson-created turtles looked real. The film deepened my love. I had a cassette of the film’s theme song, “Turtle Rhapsody” that I danced to constantly in my room. (Runner-up: “Tremors”)

COURTESY OF ORION PICTURES

1991: “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey” 

I vacillated on what my  first choice and runner up would be for 1991. I nearly chose “Addams Family,” but I prefer its 1993 sequel “Addams Family Values.” Alas, a certain dinosaur movie claimed that year. Ultimately, I went with another sequel that actually improves upon its predecessor. Sequels almost always just repeat the formula of the original, but “Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey” largely throws out the time travel antics of “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” and goes on a bonkers adventure through heaven and hell featuring evil robots and an alien named Station. (Runner-up: “Addams Family”)

COURTESY OF PARAMOUNT

1992: “Wayne’s World”

On the surface, Wayne and Garth (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey) are clones of the dim-witted headbangers Bill and Ted, but “Wayne’s World” has more of a satirical edge than the “Bill and Ted” movies, with Wayne providing fourth-wall breaking commentary throughout that mocks filmmaking cliches. I’m a big “Saturday Night Live” fan, and this was my gateway to the show. My friend, Caleb Ring, had a camera and we recreated scenes as “Caleb’s World” and “Alec’s World.” Maybe they still exist in a dusty box somewhere. (Runner-up: “Reservoir Dogs”)

COURTESY OF UNIVERSAL

1993: “Jurassic Park”

At 10 years old, I remember a mixture of excitement and nervousness about seeing Steven Spielberg’s adaptation of Michael Crichton’s sci-fi novel about a dinosaur theme park gone awry. I wanted to see, but would it be too scary? I vividly remember sitting in a darkened theater watching the T-Rex attack. I was scared but also mesmerized by the groundbreaking dinosaur effects. It was also my introduction to Jeff Goldblum, and he has made my life better ever since.   (Runner-up: “Mrs. Doubtfire”)

COURTESY OF MIRAMAX

1994: “Clerks” 

“Clerks” wasn’t my first introduction to writer/director Kevin Smith (that was 1999’s “Dogma”), but working at both a convenience and video store, the plight of its New Jersey clerks spoke to me. I would even write my own script set in a video store that years later I would convert into a play that was performed in a New York theater festival. Last year, I was lucky enough to interview Smith and tell him that. (Runner-up: “Pulp Fiction”)

  COURTESY OF DISNEY

1995: “A Goofy Movie” 

Goofy has always been my favorite Disney cartoon character. This movie is significant because it is the first movie review I ever wrote. It was an assignment for sixth-grade English. I received an A, which sent me down the path to where I am today. It still remains one of my favorite movies for its strong father-son story, offbeat humor and the excellent songs by the fictional popstar Powerline. (Runner-up: “Before Sunrise”)

COURTESY OF DIMENSION

1996: “Scream”

Growing up, I wasn’t a horror kid. I was more likely to watch the Muppets take Manhattan than Jason. But by 1996, I was already a fan of Mel Brooks and Monty Python and had a growing understanding of parody. The idea of “Scream” being both a satire and an example of the slasher genre intrigued me. The humor made the scares more palatable and piqued my interest into further exploration of the horror genre. (Runner-up: “Jerry Maguire”)

HOLLYWOOD PICTURES

1997: “Grosse Pointe Blank” 

For years, John Cusack was my celebrity man crush because he was the perfect balance of vulnerability, sarcastic wit and nonchalant coolness. All of that is on display here as Martin Blank, a hitman who decides to go to his 10-year high school reunion. Also, I often discover music from movies, and this film’s killer soundtrack (pun intended) introduced me to a lot of great punk and New Wave music, including The Clash’s “Rudie Can’t Fail,” The Violent Femme’s “Blister in the Sun” and The English Beat’s “Mirror in the Bathroom.” (Runner-up: “Good Will Hunting”)

COURTESY OF PARAMOUNT

1998: “The Truman Show”

Like many ’90s kids, I became obsessed with Jim Carrey’s style of comedy. I drove my family crazy shouting catch phrases like “allllll righty then” and “ssssssmokin’.” But ‘The Truman Show” was different. It was still funny, but in a more subtle, satirical way, and showed that Carrey had dramatic range. I was 15 when it came out, and it made me feel clever that I was able to pick up on the film’s commentary. (Runner-up: “The Wedding Singer”)

COURTESY OF FOX 2000 PICTURES

1999: “Fight Club” 

My love of social critique and satire continued to grow with “Fight Club.” I clearly remember watching “Fight Club” in a theater and my jaw literally dropping upon getting to the big twist. Not many people saw “Fight Club” in theaters, so my friends didn’t believe me when I said it was great, especially since I couldn’t explain why without spoiling it. It’s a film that not only holds up to repeat viewing but benefits from it as there are Easter eggs hidden throughout. (Runner up: ”Dogma”)

COURTESY OF COLUMBIA PICTURES

2000: “Almost Famous”

Around this time, I made a decision that I wanted to be a film critic, so Cameron Crowe’s autobiographical film about a teenage rock journalist in the 1970s hit me in all the right places. The protagonist is an awkward, geeky kid in love with and in awe of the rock world and that was me with movies. When I became a journalist, I only learned to love this movie more for everything it gets absolutely right. (Runner up: “High Fidelity”)

COURTESY OF UNIVERSAL

2001: “Josie and the Pussycats”

There are absolutely better films that came out in 2001 but I continue to stand by this silly satire of the music industry and consumerism. I’ve been a defender of this film since it came out. I even had the poster up in my college dorm room. It did not make me cool but, in a just world it would have. The original songs are genuinely great, and the cast, especially Alan Cumming as a villainous record label flunky, is perfect. (Runner up “The Royal Tenenbaums”)

COURTESY OF UNITED ARTISTS

2002: “Igby Goes Down”

Growing up in rural Maine, I didn’t have access to a lot of independent films, but that changed when I went to Keene State College to study film. Keene had two theaters that showed indie films: The Colonial Theatre and the on-campus Putnam Theatre. “Igby Goes Down” was one of the films I fell in love with while at KSC. It’s essentially a modern riff on “The Catcher in the Rye,” but with a more likable lead played by Kieran Culkin. There’s also an amazing supporting cast, including Susan Sarandon, Jeff Goldblum, Bill Pullman, Claire Danes, Ryan Phillippe, Amanda Peet and Jared Harris. (Runner up: “About a Boy”)

COURTESY OF LIONSGATE

2003: “Shattered Glass” 

While at Keene State College, I was able to go to collegiate journalism conventions. At one of them, there was an early screening of “Shattered Glass,” which tells the story of Stephen Glass (Hayden Christensen), a journalist who fabricated dozens of articles while working at The New Republic. The film instilled in me a desire to be an ethical journalist with integrity. It also has one of my all-time favorite lines: “If I were to throw a party where all we did was play Monopoly, would you guys come?” It’s absolutely something I’d say. I just wish that it wasn’t said by Glass. (Runner-up: “Lost in Translation”)

COURTESY OF WORKING TITLE

2004: “Shaun of the Dead” 

Edgar Wright has become one of my favorite directors for how perfectly constructed all his films are. His first film, a zombie movie set in England that he co-wrote with star Simon Pegg, is the ideal genre blend of horror, comedy, romantic comedy and drama. This is the first film in what became dubbed the Cornetto trilogy, a trio of genre-bending films directed by Wright and starring Pegg and Nick. While it is mostly played for laughs, the dramatic moments hit hard every single time. (Runner-up: “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”)

COURTESY OF DREAMWORKS

2005: “Wallace and Gromit and the Curse of the Were-Rabbit” 

I was already a big fan of the stop-motion animation Wallace and Gromit shorts, so I was thrilled the English human and dog duo were making their feature film debut. I was in England getting my master’s in journalism at the University of Westminster when the film was in theaters. I went to visit my friend Natalie Toy in Hull to see it, and watching a film that is so thoroughly British in England is a memory I cherish. (Runner-up: “Batman Begins”)

COURTESY OF SONY PICTURES

2006: “Stranger Than Fiction” 

This is a film that takes a high-concept — a man (Will Ferrell) suddenly finds his mundane life the subject of a voice-over narration only he can hear — and executes it with humor, heart and intelligence. A dialed back Ferrell gives one of his best performances, and he’s surrounded by a great cast, including Emma Thompson, Dustin Hoffman, Queen Latifah, Tony Hale and Maggie Gyllenhaal. The film features some of my favorite romantic moments, including Ferrell playing and singing “Whole Wide World” on guitar and giving “flours” to Gyllenhaal’s baker character. (Runner-up: “Little Miss Sunshine”)

COURTESY OF DREAMWORKS

2007: “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” 

Tim Burton’s film adaptation of Stephen Sondheim’s musical about a vengeful barber (Johnny Depp) and his partnership with the baker Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonheim Carter) was my first introduction to the material. While liberties were taken, Burton was the perfect person to transition it from the stage to screen. I immediately fell in love with it. I’ve since seen it on stage three times and had a Sweeney Todd movie marathon with my friend Brian McElhiney in which we uncovered other obscure versions of the story, including one from 1936. (Runner-up: “Juno”)

COURTESY OF WARNER BROS.

2008: “The Dark Knight”

Christopher Nolan's second film in his Batman trilogy is the strongest and is not only one of the best superhero films ever made but a great film regardless of genre. Heath Ledger’s Joker is an iconic film performance for the ages. His performance is the glue that holds the film together, but the rest of the cast, including Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent, and the slick storytelling proved that a comic book movie could and should be taken seriously. (Runner-up “Iron Man”)

COURTESY OF PIXAR

2009: “Up”

Pixar has a history of making animated films that make adults cry, but with “Up” they weren’t messing around. The first 10 minutes, which shows the entire course of a relationship, has the power to crack even the most stone-faced viewer. The rest of the film is the charming adventure of a balloon salesman (Ed Asner) who attaches thousands of balloons to his house so he can fly to the mythical Paradise Falls. This film will always have a special place in my heart because it was the theme of my wedding. Adventure is out there everyday with my wife, Ashley.  (Runner-up ”Inglourious Basterds”)

COURTESY OF UNIVERSAL

2010: “Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World” 

Director and co-writer Edgar Wright’s adaptation of Bryan Lee O’Malley’s six-part graphic novel — a pastiche of comic books, video games, anime, romantic comedies, rock musicals, sitcoms, kung-fu movies and even a dash of Bollywood — immediately spoke to me. I became obsessed. I read the books, played the games, bought the toys, listened to the soundtrack and even got a tattoo of Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers. I connected with it in a way that put it alongside my childhood favorites. As I get older, it only becomes more emotionally resonant. (Runner-up: “TRON: Legacy”)

COURTESY OF SONY PICTURE CLASSICS

2011: “Midnight in Paris” 

My relationship with Woody Allen films has become a complicated one. What he may or may not have done in his personal life colors his work, but can you separate the person from the art? I have to because so many of his earlier works helped shape me. This whimsical time travel comedy with Owen Wilson hobnobbing with literary and artistic idols in 1920s Paris is Allen’s last truly great film. It is a funny and thoughtful exploration of nostalgia. (Runner-up: “The Muppets”)

COURTESY OF MARVEL

2012: “The Avengers”

Marvel Studios experiment in creating a shared universe of superheroes paid off with Joss Whedon’s “Avengers,” which brought together Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.), Captain America (Chris Evans), Thor (Chris Hemsworth), the Hulk (Mark Ruffalo), Black Widow (Scarlett Johansson) and Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner) for the first time. For better or worse, Marvel has continued to further expand their cinematic universe and experiment with serialized storytelling in film, but this first crossover event still holds up and is wildly entertaining. (Runner-up: “Looper”)

COURTESY OF WORKING TITLE

2013: “The World’s End” 

This the final installment of co-writer/director Edgar Wright’s Cornetto trilogy, a series of genre homages starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. “The World’s End” lampoons alien invasion films but is also a surprisingly sincere exploration of alcoholism with Pegg’s Gary King trying to recreate the best day of his life: a pub crawl he did with his friends as a teen. This is Wright’s third film on my list. I adore his storytelling and visual style. Everything is carefully constructed and paid off. Plus, I regularly quote the “Let’s boo-boo” line from his film. (Runner-up: “Pacific Rim”)

COURTESY OF FOX SEARCHLIGHT

2014: “The Grand Budapest Hotel” 

Idiosyncratic filmmaker Wes Anderson has a style all his own, including eccentric characters, deadpan humor, absurdist flourishes and a mise-en-scene in which everything is framed symmetrically. “Grand Budapest Hotel,” which centers on the misadventures of a hotel lobby boy (Tony Revolori) and a concierge (Ralph Fiennes), is possibly the most distilled version of Anderson’s particular brand of filmmaking. Anderson embraces the ridiculous and finds the beauty in it. (Runner-up: “The Lego Movie”)

COURTESY OF WARNER BROS.

2015: “Mad Max: Fury Road” 

Director George Miller returned to the “Mad Max” franchise 30 years after the previous installment, but this is not a shameless cash grab. This is pure action filmmaking of the highest order. “Fury Road” is a visceral, nearly non-stop chase. But this isn’t faceless or mindless action. The film has personality to spare, including a character playing a flame-throwing guitar. As there’s little dialogue, this is also an example of strong visual storytelling. (Runner-up: “Inside Out”)

COURTESY OF SUMMIT

2016: “La La Land” 

After coming out of “La La Land,” I posted this on Facebook: “For anyone who has ever created something, done something artistic or has simply been passionate about something, ‘La La Land’ will speak to your soul.” After seeing writer/director Damien Chazelle’s exuberant, funny and ever-so-slightly heartbreaking musical about a jazz musician (Ryan Gosling) and an actress (Emma Stone) trying to find success and love in Los Angeles, I wanted to create. I began rewriting an old script that would eventually be performed in New York City in 2018. (Runner-up: “Yoga Hosers”)

COURTESY OF MARVEL

2017: “Thor: Ragnarok” 

This is my favorite film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe thanks to director Taika Waititi providing a much-needed tonal shift to the Thor (Chris Hemsworth) character. Waititi is a quirky filmmaker with an offbeat sense of humor that managed to shake things up at a time when the Marvel formula was starting to become a bit too familiar. “Ragnarok” remembers that comic book movies are supposed to be fun. It is colorful, funny and ridiculous, but also has strong character moments. Plus, Jeff Goldblum at his most Goldblumiest.(Runner-up “Baby Driver”)

COURTESY OF WARNER BROS.

2018: “A Star is Born”

Co-writer/director/star Bradley Cooper’s “A Star is Born” is the fourth filmed version of the story of a fading star meeting and falling in love with an undiscovered talent (Lady Gaga), and using what pull he has left to make her a star. The first 30 minutes are pretty much perfect and the rest of the film builds on that promise. I’ve only seen the film once and I can still vividly visualize scenes and the emotions attached to them. (Runner-up “A Simple Favor”)

COURTESY OF COLUMBIA PICTURES

2019: “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”

Writer/director Quentin Tarantino is one of my favorite filmmakers. I even taught a class on him for the Osher Lifelong Learning Institute. “Once Upon a Time,” Tarantino’s love letter to Hollywood in 1969, is basically a hang-out movie centered on a has-been TV actor (Leonardo DiCaprio) and his stuntman (Brad Pitt). In the background, Tarantino offers a revisionist history of the Manson family. It’s rich with location and character detail, and is both hilarious and unexpectedly poignant. (Runner-up: “Booksmart”)

COURTESY OF WARNER BROS.

2020: “Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn”

Margot Robbie’s portrayal of Harley Quinn was the best thing in 2016’s “Suicide Squad,” but this film is what made Harley one of my favorite DC characters and led to a further exploration of the character. Robbie is joined by an assortment of strong female heroes, including Black Canary (Jurnee Smollett-Bell), The Huntress (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) and detective Renee Montoya (Rosie Perez) to face off against the sadistic Black Mask (Ewan McGregor). This is the first comic book film directed and written by women, and the strong female perspective makes it unique and vital. (Runner-up: “Freaky”)

COURTESY OF SONY PICTURES

2021: “Ghostbusters: Afterlife” 

As previously mentioned, “Ghostbusters” has been a huge part of my life, so I was thrilled when this long-awaited second sequel was announced. (For the record, I do genuinely love the 2015 remake). While the original ghostbusters only make a cameo appearance, this is a loving tribute to the late Harold Ramis (who co-wrote the first two films and starred as Egon) that passes the torch to a group of kid ghostbusters led by the amazing Mckenna Grace. This is nostalgia done right. Plenty of laughs, action and, yes, tears. (Runner-up: “The Mitchells Vs. the Machines”)

COURTESY OF A24

2022: “Everything Everywhere All at Once” 

This completely bonkers multiverse adventure is difficult to describe but is a fully engrossing mix of sci-fi, martial arts, comedy and family drama. It is a terrific showcase for Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan and Stephanie Hsu. Its sincerely sold themes of optimism, kindness and love gives it weight and heart. Quan was in “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom” and “The Goonies” in the 1980s, but hadn’t acted in 30 years. He’s so good here, it makes me sad that we missed on decades of performances from him. (Runner-up: “Glass Onion”)

#turning 40 #Return of the Jedi #Ghostbusters #Back to the Future #ferris bueller's day off #Spaceballs #Who Framed Roger Rabbit #Say Anything #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #bill and ted's bogus journey #Wayne's World #Jurassic Park #Clerks #a goofy movie #Scream #grosse pointe blank #the truman show #fight club #Almost Famous #josie and the pussycats #igby goes down #shattered glass #Shaun of the Dead #Stranger Than Fiction #Sweeney Todd #The Dark Knight #up movie #Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World #everything everywhere all at once #mad max: fury road

[urfavoritehorrorfan]

Wednesday (binge2)

Limit: 1,200 cal

Ate: 1,288 cal

——*the 2 HOURS on exercise bike is gonna be on (tension 5,yes it actually took me 2 hours😔)-400 cal

+workouts (Update:didn’t do them and passed out at like 6:45 PM😈)

——————————- 400 cal burned😣

1,288-400= 888 cal

(888 cals planned so far)

(breakfast,468 cal)

9 McDonald’s nuggets-423 cal

Ice pop- 40 cal

gum- 5 cal

(lunch,80 cal)

reeses pieces peanut butter cup- 80 cal

(dinner, 740 cal)

2 papa John pizza slices- 740 cal

——(food item with the most cal)—

Two papa johns pizza slices at 740 cal

————(daily notes)—————

Bro i actually eat a horrendous diet tbh-I’ve eaten some sort of candy or soft drink or fast food everyday.I’m going to try lifting weights soon with my family (I feel like this is gonna wreck my whole messed up food plan)

#ana food log #tw ana diary #ed not ed sheeran

[pennywaltzy]

The Designated Secret Keeper (1/1)

A Sherlolly & John/Sarah Sawyer fic with bonus Mary Lives! An answer for day four of @mollyappreciationweek/September prompt list.

The Designated Secret Keeper - As Sherlock and John's families celebrate Easter together, Molly thinks about the secrets she's kept.

READ @ AO3

Molly watched as their daughter roamed around the yard, peeking under the rosebushes to see the brightly coloured eggs her father had put out last night. His favorite rosebushes had attacked him in the dark, and he was hovering over Mary as she reached under for the plastic eggs filled with candy. Rosie was making quick work of the hard-boiled and dyed eggs around the trees, and John was there to help in case Sherlock had put something up too high. But Rosie was tall for a four-year-old, and she didn’t seem to need much help.

Molly turned to Sarah, who was sipping some herbal tea and making a face. “Everything alright?” she asked.

Sarah shook her head. “Just morning sickness,” she said. “If I’d known how much of a pain in the arse it was going to be I’d have insisted we adopt.”

Molly chuckled. “Mine was set off by the smell of coffee. Poor Sherlock had to go nine months going to a coffee shop any time he wanted coffee, then brush his teeth and spritz on cologne before he got near me.”

“Poor guy,” Sarah said sympathetically. “Mine is getting better, so I’m hoping by the second trimester it will be gone.”

“I hope so, too.” Molly liked Sarah. When John said he had reconnected with an old flame and was bringing her to Molly and Sherlock’s wedding, Molly had been pleased it was Sarah Sawyer. She’d always liked her and as much as she loved Mary, she was glad he’d gone back to Sarah. The secrets between them had killed John and Mary’s marriage at the root, and no amount of counseling or anything of that nature could fix it. When John had given up the opportunity to learn Mary’s secrets but still held her to task, that had done them in. At least Sarah didn’t have any major secrets. She might have a few, but nothing on the same level as Mary’s.

Still, Molly missed Mary. She had deserved better, but she made sure to take plenty of pictures of Rosie when she could, and sent them via encrypted email to Mary. Oh, John thought she was dead, but she knew better. Collusion between herself, Mary, and Mycroft saved her life after the aquarium. It had been close; the gunshot had been real, but blanks had been used and she’d had a tablet of tetrodotoxin that she’d chewed when Vivian had aimed at Sherlock. Oh, Vivian had no idea what was going on, but Mycroft had figured out things that Sherlock hadn’t, and the substitution of blanks was one of the steps that had saved Mary’s life. Sherlock didn’t know, or maybe he suspected but couldn’t be sure, but John was happy again, and she didn’t want to rock the friendship between them by making him keep the secret too.

Molly was good at keeping secrets. Sherlock hadn’t even guessed she was pregnant until she was sick all over his arm when he offered her a cup of coffee, and even then, for the first day or so he thought she had the flu. She finally had to show him the positive pregnancy test for him to figure it out. But he was overjoyed, and that had precipitated their move to a village closer to his parents, 40 minutes outside of London. She loved the village life, and she was quite happy to be a stay-at-home mum, using her savings and investments and Sherlock’s inheritance to live off of so they could both be hands-on parents. And their Mary was flourishing; she was already speaking in small sentences and had a small violin she could play a bit.

And now there was today. John and Sarah had been married a fortnight before and come back for an Easter celebration with their family; Lestrade, Sally, Mrs, Hudson, Mycroft, Harry, and Sherlock’s parents were all set to come for supper that evening, but for now, it was just the four of them and their little girls enjoying an easter egg hunt. Molly took another picture of John and Rosie, and made a note to send the photos to Mary at some quiet point during the day. After all, Mary deserved a happy Easter as well.

#sherlock #sherlolly #john x sarah #fanfic #fanfiction #molly hooper #sarah sawyer #my stuff

[babygirlbdubs]

hello, tis i: the one anon who was talking about the vote difference at my time. I heard music!!! So, i will present to you a lot of music from stuff i recently listened (most of them was pitbull cause nostalgia)

Jump in the line - Harry belefonte Fireball - Pitbull ft John Ryan Don't stop the party - Pitbull ft TJR Timber - Pitbull PRESSURE BOMB 3?!?! - Jhariah Candy Says - Anohni Found God in a Tomato - Psychedelic Prn Crumpets Wonderland - Aliceband This Year - the Mountain Goats bedroom community - glass beach hellbound - Dua Saleh Nobody - half alive i hate jurgen leitner (hit pop single) yes this is a remix of someone ranting about their most hated character pump shanty - The Mechanisms NOTHINGS NEW - rio romeo Breezy Slide - Louie Zong & BDG Sirens - The Mechanisms Monkey's Paw - Cami Cat (only on youtube i think) Work Out - Rainbow Kitten Suprise Así de grandes son las ideas - Calle 13 Inarticulation - rio romeo I am... All of Me - Crush 40 ( there are also cool covers of that by Noah McKnight & Penny Parker) Bad Romance - Halestorm (the coolest cover of one of lady gaga's song) Na Na NA - My Chemical Romance Atrevete-Te-Te - Calle 13 A Big Day For Grimley - AJJ Vamos' A Portanis Mal - Calle 13 It's Called: Freefall - Rainbow Kitten Suprise Jackrabbit San Fermin the album, its a beauty

HELLOOOO THAT'S SO MUCH MUSIC YEEESSS

i actually. yeah i know the pitbull songs for sure bc um. that was playing on the radio when i was a teen and we all knew em. there was one time when i had to clean the bathroom and so i put on the radio on my ipod nano and i stg every like. 10 minutes they played timber. i think i could still recite the lyrics. (this is not /neg it's just such a core memory it's so funny to me)

i couldn't find candy says by anohni? found one by the velvet underground but idk if that's the right one, so if u have a link to it i'll add it :]

big vouch for this year by the mountain goats. it's on my playlist for bad days bc it always makes me feel better

HALF ALIVE HALF ALIVE HALF ALIVE HALF ALIVE (goes insane) me, tuna, and laurie all sat in call and did a listening party when the new album came out and cried the whole way through. album very special to me <3

THAT SAN FERMIN ALBUM <33333 the woods makes me insANE

i've added a buuunch of these to the playlist omg tysm aaaaaAAAAA

#spooky.asks #song rec asks #aroaceascension

[chrancecriber]

Radio NET Bulgaria (December 16, 2022)

23:56 DIRK K - Change Is Gonna Come 23:52 SHARMOND SMITH - It's Christmas Time Again 23:48 EJAZZ ARTISTRY - Need You Now 23:44 LIN ROUNTREE - Candie's Dance 23:39 OLI SILK - Rest Assured 23:33 KEN NAVARRO - Parallel Lives 23:30 JAREZ - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus 23:27 NATE HARASIM - Both Sides Of The Coin (feat. Steve Oliver) 23:22 NAJEE - One Note Love 23:19 NORMAN BROWN - Unconditional 23:15 MILES GILDERDALE - Live Your Life 23:10 PETER WHITE - Happy Christmas,O Holy Night 23:04 KIM WATERS - You Are My Lady 23:00 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - I Feel It Coming 22:57 ANA CRIADO - Can't Hold Back The Rain (Dark Matters Original) 22:54 BT & AQUALUNG - Surrounded (Tony Awake Remix) 22:50 JAZZAMOR - Hidden Treasure 22:45 ATB - Remember That Day 22:42 KRISTER, DALBANI - Self Control 22:37 SEVEN24 - Oasis (Original Mix) 22:34 DJ SALAMANDRA - I Want It All (DJ Alatiz Remix) 22:29 MATHIEU & FLORZINHO - Life Is Just a Dream (Levitation Remix) 22:23 CERF, MITISKA & JAREN - Beggin' You (Aeron Aether & Gorm Sorensen Remix) 22:18 LINKIN PARK - My December 22:15 DJ G.ROS, IAN CAREY - Keep On Rising 22:09 TITIYO - Come Along (Naid Remix) 22:03 BOBINA, BETSIE LARKIN - You Belong To Me (El Gambrero Remix) 21:59 RUSSELL SIMINS - Comfortable Place 21:55 LEO ROJAS - Colors Of The Rainbow 21:50 MATT DAREY, ERICA DRISCOLL - Too Far (Zetandel Chill Mix) 21:45 351 LAKE SHORE DRIVE - Over 21:39 SUNLOUNGER, ZARA TAYLOR - Try To Be Love (Chill Out Mix) 21:32 ARMIN VAN BUUREN, JUSTINE SUISSA - Burned With Desire (Chillout Mix) 21:27 INUSA DAWUDA - Dreamily 21:22 DIDDY, KEYSHIA COLE, B-STAR - Last Night (Slow Version) 21:18 BLUE METHENEY - Don't Be So Shy (Sirius & Nyla Mix) 21:14 MARKUS GARDEWEG, MICHAEL FEINER - Fairplay (Let There Be Love) (Ambient Mix) 21:09 ARNEJ - People Come, People Go (Chillout Mix) 21:05 WALK OFF THE EARH - Somebody That I Used To Know 21:00 GANGA - Secrets 20:54 LUSTRAL - Someone (Original Mix) 20:51 ROBERTO BRONCO - Mad 20:46 BETSIE LARKIN, BOBINA - You Belong To Me (Sunset Version) 20:42 MOBY - Porcelain 20:37 ANGE - Some Day (Perception Of Sound Mix) 20:33 ANDAIN - Promises 20:28 TIFF LACEY - Show Me The Way (Acoustic Mix) 20:24 BLANK & JONES - Risin' To The Top (Original Mix) 20:19 ANA CRIADO - Vulnerable (Mark Otten Downtempo Remix) 20:16 THE LIGHTNESS PROJECT, NICK FERA - Beautiful Dream 20:12 MARCELA MANGABEIRA - Don't Stop The Music (Lounge Version) 20:09 ARMIN VAN BUUREN VS. SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR - Not Giving Up On Love (Acoustic Version) 20:06 JAMES BUTLER - Coastline 20:04 EMMA HEWITT - Miss You Paradise (Strings & Acoustic Version) 19:59 ROGER SHAH, ADRINA THORPE - Island (Album Mix) 19:53 SUNLOUNGER - Sunny Tales (Chill Version) 19:48 LUIGI LUSINI - I'll Be Home (Original Mix) 19:44 DMITRY FILATOV - Sunlight (Incognet Chill Out Mix, English Version) 19:40 TENISHIA, SUE MCLAREN - Strong (Chill Out Mix) 19:37 CHRIS REECE, ROMINA ANDREWS - Right Back (Album Mix) 19:33 ALY & FILA - Rosaires (Chill Out Mix) 19:28 3RD. FORSE - City Of Desire 19:24 DARK MATTERS, DENISE RIVERA - Take Me Home 19:20 JOSE SANTONIOS - Spanish Cello (Instrumental Remix) 19:18 DARK MATTERS, CATHY BURTON - Together (Album Mix) 19:12 LOUNGAHOLIC - Careless Whisper 19:08 AMURAI - Love & Light (Downtempo Mix) 19:03 YULIET TOPAZ - Frozen 19:00 STONEBRIDGE - Don't Matter (Album Mix) 18:57 ERIK HAKANSSON - Smooth (Original Mix) 18:53 ROMAN MESSER, LJ AYRTEN - Break The Ice (UltraNova Chillout Remix) 18:49 LAZY HAMMOCK - Star 18:44 ABOVE & BEYOND - Blue Sky Action 18:41 FARUK SABANCI, CAMI - Awaken (Zetandel Chill Out Mix) 18:33 TARAS BAZEEV - Western 18:30 ARMIN VAN BUUREN, TREVOR GUTHRIE - This Is What It Feels Like (John Ewbank Classical Remix) 18:26 TIGERFOREST - Take Me Home (Lemongrass Blue Ocean Remix) 18:20 LEO ROJAS - Brothers 18:15 MUSIC EMOTION - Believe (Jazz Fusion Mix) 18:11 ANDY MOOR, ASHLEY WALLBRIDGE, GABRIELA - World To Turn (Original Mix) 18:07 DA KENT DJ AT WORK, SELECTA - Take My Heart (Da Kent Dream Of You Mix) 18:02 CAFE DEL MAR - Mandalay (Beautiful) 17:56 DJ ARTAK SAMVEL, SONE SILVER - I Feel Your Body 17:50 YOGEE, TWEET, MISSY ELLIOT - Thugman (Lounge Remix 2011) 17:46 GABRIELA MENDEZ FUENTE - Romance in Ibiza (Orchester Lite Edit) 17:41 SPACE ROCKERZ, ELLIE LAWSON - Under The Same Sky (R.I.B. Remix) 17:37 THE FUSION, JANE MAXIMOVA - Behind Rain Waves (Chillout Mix) 17:33 LO TIDE - Quietly Here (Original Mix) 17:28 SIMMONDS, JONES - Home (Vox Mix) 17:23 GET FUSION - Last Day Of Summer (Chillout Mix) 17:17 BRAVE - The Muse (Chill Out Mix) 17:13 PIANOCHOCOLATE - Forgotten Love 17:09 BROCKMAN, BASTI M, NIC - Live Your Life (Free Your Mind) (Brockman & Basti Sunset Mix) 17:04 MARTINIQUE LE SOUFFLEUR - Sound Of Panama 17:00 YANOU, DO - On And On (Piano Version) 16:56 BRIAN SIMPSON, STEVE OLIVER - Like No Other 16:52 SAM BASSMAN JENKINS - Movin 16:48 BRIAN SIMPSON - Gotta Get to You 16:44 MICHAEL LINGTON - Silent Night 16:39 JAZZ FUNK SOUL - Timmendorfer By The Sea 16:35 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Love So Right 16:30 MARK MAXWELL - The Christmas Song 16:25 GREG MANNING - Cruising' down the Road 16:20 EUGE GROOVE - Play Date 16:16 VINCENT INGALA - If I Could Fly 16:12 WAYMAN TISDALE - In Love 16:09 DR. SAXLOVE - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 16:04 MEZZOFORTE - Sizzle 16:00 KEN NAVARRO - When We Dance (from the album Into The Light) 15:56 NILS - Jump Start 15:52 NICK COLIONNE - Spend the Night 15:48 ERIC DARIUS - Kingstons Flavor 15:44 ZOLBERT - Good Vibes Only 15:39 MARCUS ANDERSON - Christmas With Her 15:35 PHIL DENNY - Align 15:31 MARCIN NOWAKOWSKI - Coming Home (Feat. Adam Sztaba & Atom String Quartet) 15:28 SHAKATAK - Sing (Little One) 15:25 WILL DONATO - Illuminata 15:20 OLI SILK - New Bounce 15:16 MARCUS JOHNSON - Yellow Cup 15:11 TIM BOWMAN - Love Forever More 15:08 AARON BING - The First Noel 15:04 GREGG KARUKAS - Happy The Man 15:00 KIM WATERS - High Stride 14:56 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - In the Night 14:51 CINDY BRADLEY - Grey Area 14:47 MARION MEADOWS - Kaleidoscope 14:41 DAVE KOZ - O Holy Night (feat. Jonathan Butler) 14:37 PAUL BROWN - Jumpin' Uptown 14:33 CHRIS STANDRING - As Luck Would Have It 14:30 ELY BRUNA - All I Want for Christmas Is You 14:25 CHRISTOPHE GOZE - Passing Time 14:21 ROCCO VENTRELLA - Say Goodbye 14:16 ROBERT HARRIS - Midnight Rendezvous 14:12 BLAIR BRYANT - That Girl 14:09 JACK JEZZRO - Santa Baby 14:04 CAROL ALBERT - Chasing Waterfalls 14:00 BLUEY - Back Here Again 13:56 JAZZ FUNK SOUL - D.C. 13:52 PAUL BROWN, PETER WHITE - Take Flight 13:47 LEBRON - Say You Will 13:44 HERB ALPERT - The Christmas Song 13:39 NELSON RANGELL - Send One Your Love 13:34 PIECES OF A DREAM - People Say 13:30 MICHAEL LINGTON - Mary Did You Know 13:26 BEN TANKARD - Remember Wayman 13:22 NILS - Hey Joe 13:17 BONEY JAMES - Got It Goin' On 13:13 KIM SCOTT - I'm Every Woman (feat. Althea Rene & Ragan Whiteside) 13:10 STEPHEN ROTHHAAR - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 13:04 OLI SILK - Lazy Sunday Groove 13:00 NORMAN BROWN - Missin' You 12:56 PHIL DENNY - Be There for Me 12:50 WALTER BEASLEY - Hydra 12:47 ART FOUR SALE - White Christmas 12:42 EUGE GROOVE - The Journey Ahead 12:37 MARCUS JOHNSON - Believe 12:34 SHAKATAK - O Little Town Of Bethlehem 12:28 GREGG KARUKAS - You'll Know it's Me 12:23 KIM WATERS - Step to This 12:19 MEKIEL REUBEN - Summer Breezin 12:14 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Waiting For You 12:09 PETER WHITE - River 12:05 THE SAX PACK - Disco Here 12:00 BLAIR BRYANT - Squid 11:56 RICHARD ELLIOT - Mystique 11:52 DAVE KOZ - A New Day 11:48 TIM BOWMAN - Seaside Drive 11:44 MAYSA - Joy To The World 11:40 ROCCO VENTRELLA - Soulful Strut 11:35 KEITH MASON - Ascended 11:29 JAY ROWE - O Tannenbaum 11:25 SKINNY HIGHTOWER - Force 11:21 GORDON JAMES - Cafe Soul 11:16 BRAD ALEXANDER - Just Between Us (feat. Donald Hayes) 11:12 ANDREY CHMUT - Night Ride 11:07 JODY MAYFIELD - Christmas Time is here 11:04 PATRICK YANDALL - Back In The Day 11:00 BRIAN SIMPSON, STEVE OLIVER - Unified 10:57 BK JACKSON - Find Your Way 10:52 ANDY SNITZER - A Few Wild Nights 10:48 PEET PROJECT - Rosy Cheeks 10:44 BRADLEY LEIGHTON - Angels We Have Heard On High 10:40 NICHOLAS COLE - The Weekend 10:37 TERENCE YOUNG - Friday Night 10:33 BROOKE ALFORD - The First Noel 10:29 PAUL BROWN, NAJEE - Casablanca 10:24 MARCUS ANDERSON - M-Possible 10:19 PHIL DENNY - Got It Like That 10:16 496 WEST - Intentional 10:10 NATHAN WOODWARD - O, Holy Night 10:05 GEORGE JINDA - Mother of Pearl 10:00 MARCUS JOHNSON - You And I 09:56 DARRYL WILLIAMS - Don't Ask My Neighbors (feat. Ashling Cole & Greg Manning) 09:51 GREGG KARUKAS - Heatwave 09:47 KIM WATERS - Beyond The Horizon 09:43 SHAKATAK - Silent Eve 09:38 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Nice and Easy 09:33 PETER WHITE - (Un)Forgiven 09:29 DAVE VALENTIN - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town 09:26 BEN TANKARD - George The Duke 09:22 VINCENT INGALA - Dream Girl 09:17 MARCIN NOWAKOWSKI - Easy Going 09:13 EUGE GROOVE - Livin' Large 09:09 BEN TANKARD - Away In A Manger 09:04 NICK COLIONNE - Got to Keep It Moving 09:00 MARION MEADOWS - You 08:56 BENNETT B - Show Your Love 08:51 ADAM HAWLEY - Party People (Feat. Jeff Lorber) 08:47 K.VIO, TIM TONIC - Silent Night 08:43 PAUL BROWN, DAVE KOZ - Avalon Nights 08:38 BRAD ALEXANDER - Lovely Day 08:34 JAY ROWE - Jingle Bells 08:27 STIX BONES - L.O.V.E. 08:23 POP'N BOSSA - Talking to the Moon 08:18 AVENUE BLUE - Nightingale (feat. Jeff Golub) 08:14 ALTHEA RENE - Barbara Mae 08:09 HANK BILAL - O Christmas Tree 08:04 KIRK FISCHER - Kiss on My List 08:00 ROBERTO VAZQUEZ - Never Far Away 07:54 KEITH SLATTERY - Duality 07:50 DEON YATES - Love On Top 07:47 ILYA SEROV - Heat (feat. DAVE KOZ) 07:43 ART FOUR SALE - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree 07:40 BLAKE AARON - If You Were Mine 07:35 PATRICK YANDALL - Chasing the Light 07:31 BROOKE ALFORD - Greensleeves (A Dance Celebration) 07:27 PHILLIP DOC MARTIN - After the Rain 07:24 JASON PETERSON DELAIRE - Nightcap 07:19 MARCUS JOHNSON - Table For 2 07:14 GREGG KARUKAS - Home To You 07:09 DANA FIELDS - O Holy Night 07:04 KIM WATERS - Stay with Me Tonight 07:00 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Here We Go 06:54 OLI SILK - Latin Haze 06:49 CHIELI MINUCCI - Leilani 06:44 DR. SAXLOVE - Let It Snow 06:40 PATRICK BRADLEY - Shoreline (feat. Eric Marienthal) 06:35 EUGE GROOVE - Sneak A Peak 06:31 BEN TANKARD - Minstrel's Christmas Song 06:27 DANIEL DOMENGE - Patchwork 06:23 BRIAN SIMPSON - Out of a Dream 06:20 BRANDON WILLIS - In The House 06:15 NICHOLAS COLE - Endless Possibilities 06:12 DARYL STUERMER - The Little Drummer Boy 06:06 ANDREY CHMUT - Moving Forward (feat. Bob James) 06:00 PAUL HARDCASTLE - Eyes Closed 05:56 DAVID BENOIT - A Midnight Rendezvous 05:52 PAUL TUVMAN - I'll Be Back 05:47 PIECES OF A DREAM - Never Let It End 05:42 JACK JEZZRO - White Christmas 05:38 NILS - Fire of My Heart 05:34 PAUL BROWN - Toast And Jam 05:29 RHYTHM JETS - The Christmas Song 05:25 ADAM HAWLEY - Anytime At All 05:21 RONNY SMITH - Ticket to Miami 05:17 DREAMING IN COLOUR - State & Main 05:13 DANNY LERMAN - Amadeus' Kiss 05:08 MARCUS ANDERSON - Jingle Jam 05:05 SAM RUCKER - Be True 2 Who U R 05:00 KIM SCOTT - Off The Top 04:56 DEE BROWN - I Will 04:52 PATRICK YANDALL - Viejo Amigo 04:48 OLI SILK - Seasons Change 04:44 JAY ROWE - Do You Hear What I Hear 04:39 PHILLIP DOC MARTIN - Black Shoebox 04:35 GREGG KARUKAS - Uptown Rendevous 04:32 YOLANDA RABUN - I'm Coming Home for the Holiday 04:28 BRENDAN ROTHWELL - Destiny 04:22 KIM WATERS - The Moment I See You 04:18 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Autum's Edge 04:13 PETER WHITE - San Diego 04:09 CAROL NETHEN - Angels We Have Heard on High 04:05 AL DEGREGORIS - Into The Night, Al DeGregoris 04:00 BOBBY LYLE - Spirit Song 03:56 JAREZ - 24 Hours (feat. Julian Vaughn) 03:52 MARCUS JOHNSON - Love 03:47 RAINFOREST BAND - Caribbean Sunset 03:43 SHAKATAK - Christmas With You 03:38 NELSON RANGELL - Don't Forget Those Forgotten 03:34 NICHOLAS COLE - Crank It Up 03:30 MICHAEL LINGTON - Last Christmas (feat. Philippe Saisse) 03:26 NORTH 2UNES WOODALL - 102 Degree 03:20 JEFFERY SMITH - Turn It Up 03:16 NATE HARASIM - West Bound 03:12 JAEE LOGAN - You Can't Love Her 03:08 JONATHAN BUTLER - Winter Wonderland 03:04 MARK ETHEREDGE - You & me & we (Remastered) (feat. Paul Brown) 03:00 H ALLAN - All Along the Watchtower, Stairway to Heaven 02:56 PATRICK YANDALL - Smile For Today 02:52 UNDER THE LAKE - When Autumn Comes 02:48 JOYCE COOLING - Camelback 02:45 AMANDUS - Sing a Song 02:40 THREESTYLE, MAGDALENA CHOVANCOVA - Thank God It's Christmas 02:36 ROBERT CHRISTA - Pure Life Begins 02:32 DAVE KOZ - Let It Free 02:30 JUSTIN YOUNG - Let It Snow 02:26 JACKIEM JOYNER - Generation Next 02:22 DEE BROWN - Controlled Passion (feat. Merlon Devine) 02:17 JAZZ FUNK SOUL - Fish Grease 02:12 OLI SILK - London to L.A. Express 02:08 BRADLEY LEIGHTON - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas 02:00 JEFF KASHIWA - When Will I Know 01:55 MARCUS ADAMS - Alone for Christmas 01:52 NORMAN BROWN - Unconditional 01:46 KIM WATERS - With Open Arms 01:42 KONSTANTIN KLASHTORNI - Silky Way 01:37 PETER WHITE - The Look Of Love 01:34 GORDON JAMES - Smooth Sunshine 01:29 GLODEAN, LINDA - Christmas Time Is Here 01:26 ADRIAN CRUTCHFIELD - Go Girl 01:21 DANIEL DOMENGE - Asian Dream 01:16 BRENDAN ROTHWELL - Carmel 01:12 MARCUS JOHNSON - My Caddy 01:08 KIMBERLY BREWER - Every Day Feels Like Christmas 01:04 NORMAN BROWN - Just Chillin' 01:00 NELSON RANGELL - With All My Heart 00:56 PAUL BROWN - Say It Like It Is 00:51 BROOKE ALFORD - The Christmas Song 00:44 JEFFERY SMITH - The Chill Zone 00:40 CAL HARRIS JR., JEFF LORBER - The Neighborhood 00:36 NORTH 2UNES WOODALL - Loving 2 00:32 MARK JAIMES - Trigger Happy 00:30 JONATHAN BUTLER - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 00:25 JACOB WEBB - My Feelings 00:22 JASON PETERSON DELAIRE - Check Please (feat. Chris Camozzi) 00:16 BOBBY WELLS - Count It All Joy 00:12 NILS - Night in the Algarve 00:08 DANIEL D. - Silent Night 00:05 TONY SAUNDERS - Uptown Jazz 00:00 DARREN MOTAMEDY - You're Incredible

#Radio NET Bulgaria #Smooth Jazz #Chillout #Lounge #Downtempo #Ambient #Trance #2022 #December 2022

[unhingedwomandiaries]

50 Things To-Do Before I'm 50

1. Write my will.

2. Solve a Rubik's Cube.

3. Visit Aigre, France.

4. Go mining in the Mines in Hare Hill, New Cumnock, East Ayrshire, Scotland, UK.

5. Earn £50,000+.

6. Get the tattoo design I've wanted since I was nine.

7. Try olive oil and sea salt on vanilla ice cream.

8. Go golfing in Scotland.

9. Finish a tube of chapstick.

10. Take a photo of my Aunt to Paris. Show her picture around all the sites.

11. Figure out x's surname and meet the people from my half-family.

12. Run in the London Marathon.

13. Complete the hidden Tetris levels.

14. Run a mile in under 15 minutes.

15. Go to the corner bodega and pick out a soda flavour that sounds completely disgusting or out of the ordinary for me.

16. Make at least one Strava Art.

17. Adopt a cat and name it after my late Aunt.

18. Eat a homemade quiche that doesn't make me gag.

19. Try Opiate Dentiare toothpaste.

20. Own an ereader with a digital pen.

21. Try a deep fried Mars bar from the chippy shop.

22. Buy a bottle of wine and drink it in twenty years.

23. Start a women's football team at work.

24. Discover a new band.

25. See a Yankees game in London.

26. Fast for a day.

27. Go to a restaurant and order something completely different from my usual.

28. Reconnect with an old friend.

29. Grow my cuticle back on my pinky finger on my right hand.

30. Don't dye my hair.

31. Own a set of bed pillows from The Ritz.

32. Eat a hog roast leg at Peppa Pig World.

33. Eat fufu with my hands.

34. Kiss the blarney stone.

35. Find a four leaf clover.

36. Go to Turf Tavern in Oxford and have a cider.

37. Read a banned book.

38. Bowl a strike.

39. Eat a Colin the Caterpillar cake on my birthday.

40. Learn Korean.

41. Become a British citizen.

42. Eat insects that aren't covered in chocolate, sour coating, sugar, or spicy dusting.

43. Be the Mother of the Bride/Groom at a godchild's wedding.

44. Petition to get a statue of John Woodcock next to Baxter Hulme's.

45. Try a Korean corn dog.

46. Time travel to experience New Year's Eve twice.

47. Watch the Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace on the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

48. Try carbonara the traditional way without cream.

49. Swim in Bulgaria's Black Sea.

50. Put a flag on my bicycle.

I'm just minding my business on my lunch break, trying to savor a few moments of solace in the bustling chaos of the office, when x decides to make my midday sandwich a lot less digestible. He strolls up, bold as brass, seeking my profound wisdom on the intricate dance of romance. I mean, really? Do I emit the vibe of a seasoned dating guru?

In front of my entire team, he unveils his quest for love counsel, completely oblivious and unbeknownst to him my questionable dating history – like that time I tolerated a man who thought physical abuse was an acceptable form of communication. Oh, and let's not forget the somnambulant escapade with an ex who had a peculiar fetish. According to him, consent is optional if it aligns with one's peculiar predilections. Not exactly credentials for Cupid's advisory board.

To add a splash of absurdity to this charade, the guy is a whole fifteen years my senior. I'm left pondering what peculiar rites of passage the Gen Xers engage in. Amidst his quest for love, he drops the bomb that he's on a race against time to conquer a checklist of fifty exploits before hitting the half-century mark. At 49, he's got his sights set on the Andes Mountains.

As he rambles on about his bucket list, my mind drifts to more pressing matters – namely, my unfulfilled yearning for an Andes candy bar. You know, the one with those charming mountains on the packaging? A moment of whimsy amidst the absurdity of it all.

Yet, amid the lunacy, a spark of inspiration ignites. I crave my own checklist, one that transcends the mundane. To outlive my father and face the challenges with unwavering courage – now that's a list worth crafting.

#diary #50thingstodobeforeim50

[coffee-n-bagels-comic-universe]

Self-Indulgent Series December: Granite Hills

It's December, and that means I get to be self-indulgent and give myself gifts, mainly the gift of looking at actors I like.

I give you my series of self-indulgence, Granite Hills (1990):

~~💀💀~~

Set in 1980 in the fictional town of Mudslide, Wisconsin, mainly at the Granite Hills university. This cast will be a mix of actors who would and wouldn't be available at the time.

The Show's Cast Includes:

Alfred Molina as Angel Ramon Vega [Age: 24]

Anjelica Huston as Sandy Cherry Lawson [Age: 26]

Billy Connolly as Professor Darwin Derryl Rigby [Age: 40]

Billy Crystal as Jethro Mephisto Butcher [Age: 25]

Brendan Fraser as Dallas Nathaniel Gray [Age: 23]

Carrie Fisher as Veronica Beverly Chambers [Age: 21]

Cary Elwes as Easton Markos White [Age: 27]

Chris Barrie as Douglass Wilfred Bernard [Age: 20]

Christina Applegate as Storm Hekla Jóhannsson [Age: 18]

Christopher Walken as Professor Karl Cai Lowell [Age: 40]

Craig Charles as Chuck Vance Sheppard [Age: 21]

Dan Aykroyd as Cesar Clay Leon [Age: 23]

Danny John-Jules as Quentin Kingston Hollister [Age: 21]

Daryl Hannah as Bernadette Daphne Jordan [Age: 24]

Diane Lane as Saffron Elouise Mason [Age: 19]

Fran Drescher as Monique Joanne Curtis [Age: 22]

Geena Davis as Erin Kermit Cantrell [Age: 28]

Gunnar Hansen as Thor Hjörtur Jóhannsson [Age: 48]

Harold Ramis as Edmund Morgan Blackburn [Age: 29]

Jack Black as Odin Hrafn Jóhannsson [Age: 21]

Jeff Bridges as Professor Kennedy Troy Gill [Age: 40]

Joe Pesci as Professor Jeremiah Emmit Jekyll [Age: 40]

John Belushi as Julian Noel Hood [Age: 25]

John Candy as Dale Randall Newman [Age: 26]

John Cusack as Andrew Simon Garfield [Age: 23]

John Goodman as Cyrus Lars Nielsen [Age: 27]

John Leguizamo as Alijah Mrlon Cross [Age: 29}

Judd Nelson as Colton Kenelm Coy [Age: 19]

Katey Sagal as Ramona Adrienne Dunn [Age: 25]

Kevin Bacon as Brad Nathan Hardy [Age: 25]

Kiefer Sutherland as Trenton Homer Abbey [Age: 21]

Luis Guzmán as Jaxxon Garrett Flores [Age: 29]

Mandy Patinkin as Elishua Saul Zebedaios [Age: 28]

Matt Dillon as Dennis Waylon Marley [Age: 20]

Matthew Lillard as Alexander Buddy Jones [Age: 19]

Oliver Platt as Ruben Manuel Valdez [Age: 22]

O'Shea Jackson (Sr.) as Tyrese Jordan Maxwell [Age: 18]

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Parris Hayes Grant [Age: 19]

Raul Julia as Professor Marcel Gomez Agua [Age: 40]

Ray Winstone as Holden Montgomery Lynn [Age: 27]

River Phoenix as Kent Horace Woodward [Age: 18]

Robin Williams as Jaycee Aramis Ellis [Age: 26]

Sean Young as Maxine Jade Upton [Age: 26]

Stanley Tucci as Luke Robin Flynn [Age: 22]

Steve Buscemi as Hugh Chester Sweeney [Age: 25]

Tom Hanks as Mark Everett Shaw [Age: 20]

Tony Shalhoub as Orlando Jaime Guerrero [Age: 25]

Val Kilmer as Earl Blue Dior [Age: 29]

Wayne Knight as Osborne Finnegan Jarvis [Age: 28]

William Baldwin as Theodore Joshua Ball [Age: 20]

Willem Dafoe as Terry Roosevelt Jepson [Age: 27]

#Granite Hills #original character #original characters #original writing #original series #alfred molina #anjelica huston #ben kingsley #billy connolly #billy crystal #brendan fraser #carrie fisher #cary elwes #chris barrie #christina applegate #christopher walken #craig charles #dan aykroyd #daryl hannah #diane lane #fran drescher #geena davis #gunnar hansen #harold ramis #jack black #jeff bridges #joe pesci #john belushi #john candy