#and btw the text was a joke 😩

[slvtforfiction]

hihi!! Can you do a Jake Webber smut , I never seen smut with him🙏🙏 maybe like one where he’s possessive over you?😩 if so tysm babes!!🩷🩷

Mine

☆ Omg yes! Ofc babes!

☆ Thank you for the request love x

☆ Tag: @icecubesaredelicous

☆ Please request more things everyone! This helped me write a bit more which I’m grateful for!

☆ When you request you can ask for songs!!

☆ Jake Webber X Reader

☆ Smut

☆ Possessive and Jealous!Jake

☆ Masterlist

☆ A joke song and a real song depending on how you want to read/Listen!

☆ A like,reblog and comment is always appreciated:)

☆ Creds to @cafekitsune for divider :)

Jake ‼️:

Hey love,come over? Colby’s here btw x

You:

Okayyy,one minute? X

Jake ‼️:

Okay see you soon x

I grabbed my half empty white claw off the counter and smiled grabbing my keys.

I locked the door quickly yet gently and proceeded to walk down the hallway to his apartment which was a floor below me.

After I got out of the elevator I walked to his apartment,knocking gently I heard him jump up and gently run to the door.

I hugged him before walking into his apartment and smiling giving a slight wave at Colby before hugging him and sitting down next to him.

Jake’s face contorted but I thought nothing of it and smiled as I cosied up next to him.

I felt Jake move away slightly and my smile faded,I rubbed his hand but he moved and I gave up,maybe he was just in a bad mood with Colby or something.

Either way I shrugged it off and continued to watch whatever they were watching on YouTube whilst sipping my white claw.

I walked to the kitchen to throw my empty white claw can in the bin.I had tried to shrug off Jake’s behaviour but it was affecting me,whether or not he could see it.

I decided I would quickly text him whilst I leaned back on the counter.

You:

Did I do something wrong? You’re scaring me.

Jake ‼️:

Don’t know,why don’t you ask Colby if you’re so interested.

You:

Jake! You’re my boyfriend,why would I even want to talk to Colby??

Jake ‼️:

Yeah whatever

You:

He’s leaving now anyways!

Colby got off the sofa and fist bumped Jake walking over to the kitchen next to the front door and gave me a hug before leaving.

After Colby had left I sat next to Jake again,hoping he had got over his jealousy.

I cuddled up next to Jake again and he moved away. “Okay,Jake what’s your issue?” I asked him,as I looked up to him,he paused YouTube whilst I sat up staring into his soul.

“You seem to love Colby so much! Why don’t you go fuck him instead?” He said and I audibly laughed,he didn’t seem to like that.

“Jake you’re the only one I even think about fucking,so don’t start.” I said as my laughter died down.

“Oh yeah? What you thinking?” He said leaning back on the sofa and I climbed onto his legs,facing him.

“Maybe something like this..why don’t I show you?” I whispered in his ear before kissing his neck.

“Maybe you should.” He said relaxing into the sofa as I pulled of his shirt,grinding on him softly as he held his hands at my hips.

He began pushing my hips down harder and I whined into the kiss I had found myself in.

“You’re mine baby,all mine.” He whispered as he reclaimed dominance,nipping at my neck gently and slowly putting me on my back.

“All yours.” I whispered back as he took off my shirt and bra. “All mine,yeah?” He asked playfully taking off my bra and taking my nipples into his mouth.

“Promise,m’ all yours Jake,promise.” I whispered,biting back a moan. He soon slipped his hands down and past my skirt.

He began to rub my clit through my panties,his hand round my neck as he kissed me.

“Jake,I’m all yours,please.” I said and he smiled, “Mkay baby.” He said and slowly took down my panties.

He lowered his face in between my legs and I could already feel the heat from his mouth reverberating in between my legs.

I smiled as he lapped his tongue up towards my clit,I moaned out as he took my clit between his pointer,index and thumb,continuing to lick at my heat.

He slowly pushed his tongue inside of me and I almost screamed from pleasure.

I writhed around underneath him,moaning and clenching around his tongue.

I had become a mess from his tongue alone,leaving me patiently waiting for more.

“Fuck,Jake!” I moaned out,knowing he probably still wouldn’t let me cum.

This was the third time I was on edge and it was torture. He sped up his pace,his hips clashing mine as I stared at the stars in my eyes,and not to mention the tattoos on his pelvis and arm that was currently choking me.

He pulled out again as I clenched around him and I whined out of disappointment.

“Jake,please.” I whined out as he poured above me sarcastically. “What do you think?” He said and I couldn’t decipher if he was sarcastic or not but I didn’t care.

“I’m begging,please Jake.” I whispered and he smiled returning back to his original pace.

I moaned out loud again,my limbs giving up on me and all the focus on was my pleasure and Jake’s hand wrapped around my neck.

“I’m close!” I moaned out as I clenched on him for a final time. “Same princess,cum with me.” He said softly as I finally came.

I lied in his arms,falling asleep,his t-shirt loosely wrapped around me and his head in the crook of my neck as he spooned me.

#thanks for the ask! #spotify #smut #song #romance #cute #fluff #jake webber #jake webber x reader #Jake Webber smut #colby brock smut #sam and colby #sam Colby and friends #request #thanks for sending!

[atinyniki]

MY MOOTIES !!

(in no specific order i love all of you i promise)

@sona1800: literally my long lost twin 🥺 you mean everything to me bby 🫶 i love talking to you and spending time with you bc you’ve helped me so much in the past month you have no idea… so grateful for you love 💕

@kai-lee08: MY PRETTY BABY OH MY GOSH 🤭💕 YOU MEAN SO SO SO MUCH TO ME MY LOVE AUGH YOURE SO CUTE I CANT (Æ Æ Æ ‼️)

@skzoologist: you are actually so perfect i will cry bc it’s hard to believe someone as amazing as you actually exists 😭 (your accent actually has me in a chokehold)

@writingforstraykids: i love talking to you so much you actually make me so happy and AUGHHH I LOVE YOU NAT WEUIGFYU 💕💕💕

@yangbbokari: MUMUUUU OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOURE SO AMAZING AND SO SO TALENTED >.<

@jinnie-ret: you're literally so cute and tiny (even tho youre older than me) and youre so perfect and OMG i love you <3

@cheesemonky: OMG LEISEL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH (even tho youre old) YOURE ACTUALLY SUCH A CUTIE PIE AND UGH YOUR ACCENT IS EVERYTHNNG I LIVE FOR 😍

@cinnamostar: i still remember the first time we interacted and how i literally exploded when i read your league of legends felix fic (still not over that) thank you for showing me how to use discord youre literally an angel 🥰

@hearts4leeknow: RIN RIN RIN YOU CUTIE OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING AND TALENTED AND PERFECT WRITER YOU HAVE MY HEART AND YOUR ANGST OH MY GOSH 🤭

@miuracha: miu... MIU... WHEN I TELL YOU IVE BEEN LISTENING TO YOUR AUDIOS AND READING YOUR FICS FOR MONTHS IM NOT EVEN JOKING I THINK I ACTUALLY DIED WHEN YOU FOLLOWED ME BACK (i was so excited you have no idea...) 😱

@arafilez: us becoming moots was actually something i didnt expect at all bc i didnt expect you to notice me BUT YOU DID bc your acc died (still mad abt that btw) AND IM LITERALLY SO HAPPY WE INTERACT NOW 😊

@oddinarylani: we dont interact much on tumblr but you have no idea how many times ive gone back to your page to read your angst... always gives me a good cry omfg. love you bby 🥺

@xpeachesncream: your drunk texting series has me on my KNEEEES lord it was so good ily sm <3 🤭

@mnwrld: i remember seeing you first following me one day and i literally binged every single one of your fics... THEY ARE ACTUALLY SO YUM I CANT (you write single parents so accurately too?!) 🤯

@hanstarrs: ive actually yet to talk with you but you are SUCH a big inspo to me. reading your works always gets me so giggly and AUGH youre amazing 😩

@2miniverses: i... i- YOUR SUB!SEUNGMIN DRABBLE?! OH LORD HAVE MERCY PLEASE I ACTUALLY COULD NOT BREATHE AFTER THAT 🫣

@vixialuvs: OMOGMOGMOOMGOM YOUR SMUT PLEASE YOURE ACTUALLY SO AMAZNIG AT WRITING IT AND YOUR BEOMGYU FIC IS WRITTEN IN SUCH A PERFECT WAY ITS ACTUALLY ADDICTING 🫠

@slvt4felix: i recently read your little hyunjin meet-cute fic and let me tell you... its actually PHENOMENAL like i love it so much you have NO IDEA AUGHHH 🤗

@chqnverse: even tho we dont interact much on tumblr i LOVE your fics especially the angst 🤭

@wegc: DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU??? I THINK ABOUT YOUR POSTS ON THE DAILY. MWWWAH YOURE DOING GODS WORK 🫶💕

@michelle4eve: as im writing this it has literally been a couple of hours since we became moots and i can see you liking all my posts youre such a sweetheart ily 🥺

@gayforfelix: im actually not sure if you write bc ive never seen your fics but ive seen you interact with my blog and you are just soooo cute ily bby <3

@hyewka: i... i- GOD I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA PASS OUT EVERY TIME I TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR BLOG BC I READ THE SUB!HYBRID PUPPY GYU THOUGHT LIKE EVERY WEEK OH LORD 😩

@bangchansgirlsblog: your ANGST i cant BREATHE its actually PERFECT in EVERY WHICH WAY and reading it gets me in such a sad mood and so motivated to write angst again (thats a compliment btw) 😊

@maximumkillshot: you are actually such a cutie pie, and though i only read your kpop fics throughout your blog, they are SO SO SO good and im so glad i stumbled upon your page that one day ilysm <3

@linos-kitten: your smut... your FLUFF... YOUR ANGST?! GOD YOU ARE SUCH A TALENTED WRITER IM ACTUALLY ON MY KNEES JESUS CHRIST 🧎‍♀️

@ivyisnotokay: idk if you write fics bc ive never seen them before (sorry) BUT I LITERALLY SEE YOUR REBLOGS ALL THE TIME AND OH GOD YOU ARE SOOOOOO SWEET ILY DARLING <3

@babybreadddd: ive only ever seen one of your fics (i dont remember seeing any more on your masterlist) and let me tell you... i am already HOOKED !!! ily so much bby keep up the amazing work 🥺

@astraysimp: YOUR FICS ARE SO CUTTTTTTTTE LIKE THEY ACTUALLY MAKE MY HEART FLUTTER I CANT EVEN DEAL WITH THE FLUFF YOU WRITE ITS TOO ADORABLE 🫠

@leaneverleaves2: i think ive only read your ditto fic but oh my god its so cute and comforting :((( youre such a talented writer my love <3

@skzstannie: your angst... YOUR ANGST?! HOLY FUCK NUTS ITS SO AMAZING AND IT MAKES ME WANT TO BAWL MY EYES OUT (thats such a big compliment btw dw) 😭

@noyurcapri: i think youre actually one of my first moots ever and i love you so much bc youre always interacting and supporting me <3 I LOVE YOUUU MWAH >//<

@laylasbunbunny: OH MY GOSHHH I LITERALLY SEE YOU REBLOGGING EVERYTHING AND I REMEMBER OUR FIRST INTERACTION WHEN YOU ASKED FOR A PT 3 OF THE FELIX FIC ILY SO MUCHHHH <3

@youfoundme-not: oh my gosh... i could literally never forget you. i remember when you just sent general feedback in my inbox and i literally started SOBBING bc it was the first thing ive ever gotten there. i love you baby <3 💕

@number1jeonginstan: idk how to explain it but your fluff is SO FLUFFY and its like in the most adorable way its so sweet like candy and OMGGGGG MWAH <3 🥺

@chansdoll: your hard thoughts... ouhhh baby let me tell you... you have SUCH an amazing mind and SUCH an amazing way of writing it out I LOVE YOUR WORKS 🫣

@jazziwritesthings: OMG YOU LITTLE CUTIE I LOVE YOU JAZZI ESPECIALLY YOUR 'missing you' FIC OH LORRDDDD 🫠

@linocvp1d: idk if youre a writer but i literally always see you interacting with peoples posts and it has me so giggly bc youre SO SUPPORTIVE AUGHHH ILY <3

@gyustarzzi: bby i love your little ateez headcannons theyre SOOOOOOO cute and your blog is so aesthetic and adorable too?! i cant w you youre so cutie pie omg... 🫶

@cutieleeknow: OH MY GOD THE ‘how they announce your pregnancy’ SERIES WAS LITERALLY SO CUTE YOURE SO AMAZING AND ILY

@viviworkshere: i know you’re like a new writer and all but i CANNOT get over the seungmin fic you wrote… cried to it this morning and probably will continue to cry over it every time i read it 🥺

@soullostinspaceandtime: don’t know much about you (hopefully we can get to know each other) but all ik is that you ATE w those tags. as you should 😌

@vanillacupcakefrosting: i think we literally only started talking recently but im soooo glad to be moots! i can wait to start talking to you more :))) you seem so sweet and AUGH 🥺💕

lmk if i missed any of you <3 love all of you so so sooooooo much :))

#nikis mooties <3 #atinyniki #nikitalks

[binilpol]

i need a next part for texts w bf jw pls 😩😩

I know u meant sum more suggestive but i cant bring myslef to do it😭sorry

Pt 1

Bf texts when jungwon goes on tour

Warning: Sex jokes

Idk japanese btw

#jungwon imagines #jungwon yang #enhypen jungwon #jungwon #jungwon fluff #jungwon smut #enhypen niki #jay enhypen #enhypen imagines #sunghoon #enhypen sunoo #heeseung smut #jake enhypen #enhypen fluff #idolverse #enhypen sunghoon #enhypen smut #sunghoon smut #enhypen heeseung #fake kpop idol #enhypen fic #enhypen jake sim #enhypen #enhypen jay #niki enhypen #enhypen fake texts #fake texts

[mattestrella]

guys i need some fucking advice !!

so basically there’s this boy lets name him garry??(tf did that come from) so basically garry is in like 5 of my classes at school and we sit next to eachother in one class (it used to be 3 but we got moved) nd we talked like all the time not in a flirty way or anything just friend way. and basically at the start of christmas break (dec 15) he added me on snap so i was like okay? like its not weird we talk a lot, so i added him back and we texted like everyday for the whole of christmas break and it wasn’t really flirty (btw when i added him i knew i didn’t like him romantically) and i would send him pictures just like normal pictures of myself but i was VERY AWARE that a lot of cleavage was in these pictures (naughty😩😈) but i still sent it because i like when boys like me??? and we js kept doing that for like 3 weeks and he wld ask me to send more pictures and i would act clueless like i didn’t know why he wanted to me to send them even know i knew DAMN WELL. i would talk a lot abt sex to him?? not like in a weird way tho. but then after we came back to school (jan 5) this man was STARING ALL DAYYYYY at me and when we got home that’s when everything like changed like he got all sexual?? like he was saying shit like ‘i would do anything for you’ and blah blah blah so i was like oh okay? and then i would say stuff that didn’t mean to sound sexual but he would make it ex: (we were talking about sneezing for some reason and i typed in on google ‘how to sneeze on purpose’ and it said to stick something long up your nose (i think you can see where this is going) and then this is the conversation: me: it said you need to stick something long up your nose garry: oh yeah? well i think i could help with that so obviously i was like oh? 😧 and he would say JOKING JOKING JOKING after so i was like hahahahaha😐 like so funny and but like that’s when i started getting bold for some reason even though i didn’t like him and i only liked him as a friend?? i would send him like sexual screenshots of like a girl and a guy together (not like naked or porn js like SOMEWHAT sexual) and i would say ‘us’ and then would say joking after blah blah and he would reply ‘i wouldn’t mind’ and then he wld say joking. like ok we get it ur joking. OKAY ANYWAY LETS GET TO THE PROBLEM, so on friday after school he texted me saying he’s obsessed with me (like okayyy serve girl😜) and then i was like cute and he would say he misses me and THEN, he texted me and said ‘it’s hard knowing the person u like doesn’t feel the same way’ and then this bitch DELETES THE MESSAGE? (i half swiped) and i said ‘what did you say’ and he said ‘nothing’ so i half swiped and left him on delivered for 2 days and i opened it today and just told him i’m js like depressed lately (which is true) but like he js said ‘okay it’s fine i’m always here’ AND NOW I FEEL SO BAD BECAUSE I LEAD THIS POOR BOY ONNNNN NOOO I FEEL SO BAD IDK WHAT TO DO ITS MY FAULT I CANT I LITERALLY HAVE TO SEE HIM TOMORROW FUCKCKKCKCKCKCK WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO??😣😣🙏i was literally js craving male validation i didn’t expect us to talk for a long time

(i’m not expecting for anyone to read this but i had to get it off my chest)

#HELP ME #FUCK BOYS #UGHHHHH #WTF DO I DO #FUCK #STOP #NO #IDK #IM SCARED #BYEEEEE #WHAT DO I FUCKING DO

[elf-bot]

For the SJ ask game, please: 16, 21, 24, 37, 71, 79, 86, 91.

Thanks!

hi! sorry for taking so long, also this is a lot of text and i'm in mobile so apologies for the long post 🥺 thanks for the asks :D btw i don't remember if i sent you a couple of questions so i'll do it 👀

16. The member who is most different than your first impression of them?

i said this before but donghaeeee. i saw as a very serious man, but he isn't. i'm glad i was wrong about it tho. haha in general i thought they were boring or something but they're completely the opposite.

21. Favorite fancam?

any kyuhyun fancam in bonamana for super show 9 😩 i also blame you a little bit for that lmao. he's really feeling the song with those hip thrusts. also i love his fancam for 2ya2yao, i watched that over and over when it barely came out, i was fucking obsessed because i love everything, i love the song, the concept, the outfits, the hairstyles, everything 🤚🏻😭

24. Favorite and least favorite hairstyles?

i need any of these back, he looks so fucking hot pls i'll take a break from bonamana kyuhyun just for now

and i don't like short hair that much so i can say that whenever he has short hair i get sad, i love his long hair i want to entangle my fingers on it and kiss him while doing so 🥹

37. Most overplayed song?

been listening to 'mango' a lot, is so catchy and i love the vibes, it just makes me happy and gives me energy to continue my day and my routine, so i'd say 'mango' queen it is

71. Favorite running joke by SuJu or ELFs?

i'll list the ones i remember and think are funny lol

-the 'yesex' one pls 😭

-spy vs. suju, neverending classic

-'jump jump yes success' by leeteuk lmao

-any kyuhyun moment trying to speak english

-the 'hyung hit me some more' moment between siwon and heechul

-when on a show they found out leeteuk has adult magazines in the dorm, does this count? because i thought it was so fucking funny and i also was embarrased at the same time lol i tried to find the show but i couldn't, is a very old one hahaha

79. Favorite moments of SJ Returns?

that part on sj returns 4 where a psychologist analyzes their personalities and the accuracy on the results. also the members waiting for something bad to be spilled about donghae, turns out he doesn't have any??? lmaoooo.

86. Favorite SuJu fan content?

idk but fanfiction is still fan content right, so i'll go with it and also some funny and crack videos i've seen on youtube that helped me to know them better ☺️

91. Your “fake” ELF moment? (E.g., never listened to this album, don’t like this song, etc.)

i haven't listened to their first albums. i've heard some songs tho. one day i'll do it, i've been listening to most recent ones, from bonamana until the road i can say i've heard them? but i'm not sure, sometimes i just listen to the songs and then i check they were released in 2012 hahaha

#answered #♡︎♡︎♡︎

[heeliopheelia]

first of all sorry to hear that ure sick :(( i hope u feel better soon love <3 thank u for still posting ure so cute! *kissing ur forehead through a mask cuz ure sick boo :((

BUT HELLO WE’RE BACK ON MY BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

yn: so what that she fainted THIS AINT ABOUT HER BOO HOO also yunjin queen bestie im also low on iron - hot girl shit 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

the texts exchange between hee and yn had me losing my mind *real*

like the opening line heeseungie WITH THAT FUVKING EMOJI - i died, the fucking smooch shit bby boy (wtf) - what in the fuckboi shit is this AND THEN THE fucking CEO OF WHAT NOW  I DIED DEAD okay AND THEN THE FUCKING PLOST TWIST CUZ HEE ( this fucking loser btw this part   ???) has been putting his tongue all around ??? im shook 🫣🫣 🫣  🫣  🫣  🫣  🫣 actually like no wayyyyyyyy

heeseung priv…………. be seruiius yhe fucking liam pain meme (lol)  BROOO ITS LIKE everytime ure about make post on hus priv u …idk…. snort cock i mean coke ……  its pretty amazing tho makes me go literally  frhn21kwqjfdfkekwleds,noekerjkmds 

the rizz comment………well did he lie thoo yeah??? also  bro u sound pretty fucking excited to me *side eye*

this chapter was cool af, thank u ma’am  🫡

ps dude i started using all of those emojis ironically and now i cant stop ????? whats wrong me ..actually dont answer that

ABZNAMKKKSNXJZII BESTIE I HAD TO POST THIS, I MISSED YOUR COMMENTARY SO MUCH 😭😭 yn was unstoppable today i admit ✋ hee has that little fuckboy arc on his record but i promise he's not all greasy (maybe just a little) 🥺 GIRL THE LIAM PAYNE MEMES ARE MY FAVORITES I CAN'T JUST NOT PUT THEM IN HERE I'M SORRY...... pls hee's priv is my favorite part of making this smau im not joking 💀

but anyways thank you so much for making my day so much better (as always tbh) luv luv luv u nonnie *MWUAH* 💕💗

ps this emoji 😩 has become my addiction ever since i started making the smau so i understand that struggle lmfao

#a little dramatic: asks ✉ #–nonnies asks ♡

[ethepearl]

(Character based off @arcanineryu’s Sexual OffenderMan/the actual ask offender blog; @ask-s-offenderman)

[WARNING]; Mentions of R@P3, SA

He looks WAYYYY hotter, i mean like look at that slutty waist bro😩😩 im gonna combust man /hj

Anyways ON TO THE…

Physical changes;

-Y’all. HE HAS A SLUTTY WAIST MAN THATS LIKE THE BEST PART 😩😩😩😩 (Why; He looks hotter with it and he could definitely pull more bitches)

- Dance outfit; consists of a black leotard w/ man boob window, black leggings, a pair of pirouette dance shoes. (Based off of what i had to wear in dance class, “But why?” you might be asking. I made him a fucking dance instructor 😻 more info about that in the last info section, also boob window because the man titties are essential 2 see at all times /hj)

-Black gloves w/ purple heart accents (His signature color is purple, i think it was before but Idgas its pretty <3)

-He has what looks like a nose but its not i swear (He has it cause I figured if u look at his side profile without a nose it would look goofy asf💀)

-Thick Juicy Lips (Arc, how the balls is offender gonna grape someone and have molecule shaped lips, like thats bold man. btw, that wasnt a joke man. Like actually🧍🏾‍♀️)

Other changes:

-Ignore the text in the picture 💀 its outdated that art is from January 2023

Age: [REDACTED] (Youngest Slender Brother)

Sex: Male

Gender: Demi-Boy

Sexuality: Omnisexual

Species: half Slenderbeing/ half Incubus

Disorders: O.C.D.

Abilities:

-Tentacle Manifestion: Possess or generate tentacles.

-Super Enhanced Strength: Possess physical strength greater than that of peak humans.

-Lust Empowerment: Be empowered by lust.

-Shape Shifting: Alter one's form and appearance.

-Telepathy: Receive and transmit information with one’s mind.

-Not really a power but; He gets close to his students, close enough for the student to develop a crush on him (full grown adults, they book classes with him, if there is a minor in his class he doesn’t try to have sex with them) and has sex with them after the student confesses or he gets tired of waiting and confesses

Credits:

-purple dividers by pfpanimes

-original character; sexual offenderman by @arcanineryu

[zorbs]

agajskdkj alright so my friend just sent me this

but is this not exactly what kirishima and kaminari’s texts to one another would look like

#please it’s the first thing i thoughtttt #like tell me i’m wrong #but also i love that hc that kiri has an obsession with buying shark-themed things #and btw the text was a joke 😩 #but why was i kinda down #imagine driving up the mountain to watch the sunset #and just seeing two people dressed like this #anyways #bnha headcanons #bnha #my hero academia #eijirou kirishima #denki kaminari

[selfcarecap]

okay i’m properly watching tasm for the first time and…. i think i have a new favourite sm 👀

#if tom’s peter is reading this this is obviously a joke ❤️ love u more than anything #i mean no tom’s peter is cuter than andrew’s but andrew irl is cuter than tom #but that’s besides the point #i hate this uncle ben btw i’m glad he died #well he hasn’t died yet but i think he’s about to bc they’re having a fight so yk #and gwen is sooooo gorjus omg #doesn’t he tell her he’s sm really early? aksjdnsn #i know the gif where they’re sitting on the bleachers and he’s like ur the only one who knows #(also such a gorgeous gif of her i can’t wait for the scene😭) #i mean still more of a connection than mj and peter now ajdnsksjak #bc there’s more tension i guess like romantic tension #but yeah i love gwen already #peter is soooo cute tho 😩 #also an idiot but that’s what we love about him innit #(read that in lauren’s voice (not that ik what her voice sounds like🙄) but i’ve started saying innit bc she says it aksjsj) #well i don’t say it but when i’m texting #so yeah i’m excited how their rs is gonna b because i know so many love them so i assume it’s gonna be better than mj and tom’s peter #and pls the scene where he eats all that food i had to take a break and make some food too sksjsj #oh and i was not expecting those vibes at all? like at the start idk what was going on agdkeje felt like i was watching harry potter idk why #omg i’m talking so much this probably makes no sense #tasm

[whyse7vn]

BTS BOYFRIEND TEXTS -

[ ot7 x reader ]

lmao what is this it’s 3 am and i’m tired enjoy ^ ^

SEOKJIN -

jin: you ate without me…

y/n: did do that

jin: you said you’d wait

y/n: lied

jin: you’re not even gonna try and lie and say you tried you wait or something?

y/n: no

jin: we’re over

y/n: damn that sucks

jin: you don’t even care 😓

y/n: i do

seokjin please please please take me back i love you so much please please !!

jin: i guess i’ll give you another chance 🙄

y/n: thanks so much jinjin love you 😍😍🥰🥰🥰‼️‼️‼️‼️💕💕💓💓💓

jin: ew stop

y/n: stop what bae 😓💓

jin: that

y/n: you’re so hard to please

jin: i deserve better than you

y/n: choke

jin: i’m plotting your murder

y/n: it’s giving jin !alpha !hybrid !mafia boss !hard dom (disturbing content) minors dni

jin: i wolf you

y/n: would turn you into a rug

NAMJOON -

namjoon: got a loaf of bread

y/n: smooth like butter

namjoon: also got broke that green bowl so i bought a new one

y/n: haters gonna hate and players gonna play

namjoon: the bowl is blue tho

hope that’s ok

y/n: pretty woman

namjoon: did you eat lunch ?

y/n: everybody say no

namjoon: you should go do that then

y/n: run run run

namjoon: i think there is soup in the fridge

go check

y/n: did you see my bag ?

namjoon: is it there ?

y/n: you’re so big for no reason

namjoon: what ?

y/n: i’m looking at that photo on the fridge

namjoon: the disney one ?

y/n: yeah and you’re standing behind me you a big bitch

namjoon: thanks ?

y/n: ur built like a brick

ur so hot

lord

come home pls

namjoon: i’m on my way love

y/n: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN THAT INTERVIEWER TOLD YOO TO PLAY UR OWN RACE LMAOOOOO

namjoon: i do

y/n: he really got you like that

foul

i would of laughed if i was there

namjoon: i know

y/n: loud asf too

namjoon: i know babe

y/n: pls he really ate you up

lord i’m laughing now

namjoon: i figured

y/n: still love you tho 🤞🏽❤️

namjoon: love you too

was the soup in the fridge ?

y/n: no

namjoon: k i’ll order something when i get back ok ?

y/n: light it up like dynamite

YOONGI -

y/n: what if i had 1 hour to live and was going bald and my leg was broken and all my family was dying from cancer right now

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: what if

yoongi: it’s 8am

y/n: yoongi 🥺

yoongi: it is 8 am.

y/n: ok and i am gonna kms.

what now yoongi ? what now ??

yoongi: bye

y/n: what the frick bro

fuck you

you’re an opp fr

can’t trust anyone

not a soul not even your own bf

this is so sad

all they ever do is leave you in the dirt

this is what fame does to people

man this is so sad

all this money gets to them fr fr

i can’t believe it

you switched like a pussy lil bitch 💔🗣🙏🏽

agust d too famous for me 😓😓

omg am i the next rap monster but actually black ????

you should get them braids again bae 😍

could be twins

nvm i don’t like you forgot

suga flopped 🥱‼️

bts disband

skz outsold bts 🗣🗣🗣🗣

felix should replace suga 💯

agust d a flop 🙄

cyphers ain’t even that good

suga old asf

yoongi: i am trying

y/n: omg hey bae 😍😍❤️🥵🥰

yoongi: to sleep

y/n: without me 😩⁉️

yoongi: yes

y/n: omw to america rn btw like fr fr no joke /thisisnotajokeimbeingfr

yoongi: i know

y/n: i can tell you’re so excited ur so cute love you 💞

yoongi: yeah.

going to sleep now.

y/n: rest up bro ‼️‼️‼️

see you soon g 🥱🤞🏽

HOSEOK -

y/n: i had a dream you violently slammed me into a pile of bricks

you had me by the throat

hobi: my fault

y/n: my back is broken now

hobi: sorry

y/n: it’s ok i forgive you

hobi: thank you

y/n: just don’t do it again

hobi: i promise i won’t

y/n: don’t let me down

hobi: ok

y/n: we are in love

hobi: true

y/n: cool

hobi: went into a cake shop today

y/n: what did it smell like

hobi: roses

y/n: interesting

hobi: got a small cake with a strawberry on top

y/n: photo ?

hobi: i dropped it

y/n: oh

hobi: i took a picture of it on the floor tho do you want to see ?

y/n: please

TAEHYUNG -

tae: hiiii

y/n: saw a trumpet on the tv made me think about how shit you sound playing it

tae: fuck you i’ll be great one day

y/n: i take it back ur hot

tae: fanks

y/n: we can get matching trumpets

can we put like sequins on them or will that fuck up the sound or something?

tae: idk

y/n: you should

tae: can we drink tn?

y/n: we can make a lil marching band 🥺🥺🥺

tae: also can we not invite jin this time want it to just be us

y/n: we should learn how to play dynamite

tae: and we are gonna eat yesterday’s leftovers

y/n: but if i see your fucking feet out one time today marching band dreams will come to an end ok ?

tae: but idk if i’m really feeling leftovers yk???

y/n: make sure them dogs are LOCKED away

tae: yeah idk i’ll wait until it’s time to eat then i’ll decide

y/n: what ?

tae: huh?

why are you talking about my feet

y/n: they’re scary 😟

tae: i feel like we’re on the completely different pages rn

JUNGKOOK -

jk: what if i was spiderman ?

y/n: that would be hot

jk: yeah

y/n: why aren’t you spiderman?

jk: racism.

y/n: valid

jk: do you still think i’m hot even tho i’m not spiderman?

y/n: i guess

jk: thanks

y/n: yw

jk: sorry i’m not at my full potential

y/n: i forgive you

jk: ok

y/n: ok

jk: bought a rock today

y/n: a shiny one ?

jk: no

y/n: like just a normal one ?

jk: yeah

y/n: nice.

jk: ikr

y/n: how much was it?

jk: 4k

y/n: what

jk: 4,000

y/n: jungkook

jk: yeah

y/n: what the fuck

jk: the rock seller was very convincing

y/n: can you return it ?

jk: no

y/n: what does the rock do

jk: sit ?

y/n: oh

jk: i’m gonna draw a face on it

y/n: i think i’m gonna take your card for a bit

jk: oh

y/n: yeah

jk: did i do something wrong ?

JIMIN -

jimin: watched 10 fancams of myself today

y/n: watched 10 of v

jimin: go fuck him then ???

y/n: might do that

jimin: no don’t it was a joke /j /j /j /j

y/n: don’t joke like that got my hopes up for nothing 😔💔

jimin: you would never

y/n: try me

jimin: you make me sick

y/n: 🤞🏽🤞🏽

jimin: you make me hard

y/n: i would hope so

jimin: yeah

y/n: yeah

jimin: i’m in our room

y/n: ok

jimin: just thinking

y/n: nice to know your brain still does that

jimin: you ruined it

y/n: my bad bro 🙏🏽

jimin: bro ???

y/n: bestie ?

jimin: ur so annoying

y/n: i’ll try better myself for you jimin 😔

jimin: you cant

you’re too lost

y/n: find me jimin 🥺🥺

pls find me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

jimin: i’ll try

y/n: that’s so hot 🤤🥵❤️‼️💯

#bts crack #bts text #bts fluff #bts imagines #bts fanfic #bts fic #bts x reader #bts namjoon #bts jin #bts jeon jungkook #bts suga #bts taehyung #bts jhope #bts jimin #ot7 x reader #ot7 x you #ot7 imagine #namjoon x reader #jin x reader #taehyung x reader #jhope x reader #jungkook x reader #suga x reader #jimin x reader

[touyaz]

kirishima eijirou x fem reader | smut headcanons

WARNINGS sex + phones (recording, nudes, etc.). reader is called girl but has no pronouns.

MINORS, AGELESS & BLANK BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT. 18+ ONLY.

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— Thinking about boyfriend!Kirishima who sends you shirtless pics every time he goes to the gym. He'll send a snap when he's getting ready in his bathroom at 5am like "the grind never stops💪😤‼️" and then more throughout his time at the gym; when he's taking a short break, he'll send sweaty pics of his face (and shoulders.... Dude is broad as FUCK they barely fit in the frame, but they look so fucking juicy). He's managed to convince Bakugou to record videos of his back when he's doing pull-ups (says it's so they can compare and see whose back is more built even though they both know it's Kiri's😌) and he sends every single video to you so you have an album dedicated just to his back muscles 🥵🤤 He'll send pics when he's done working out - he literally rushes to the bathroom after so he can take pics of his muscles while they're still bulging. And he's such a little shit because he'll take a video in the showers there, too; he starts by recording his face, running a hand through his wet hair to flex his biceps and then he'll slowly move the camera to follow his hand as it runs down his body until he stops it just before you can see his dick. Don't be a tease Kiri, go lower 😐😐

— Omg... His lockscreen is this super cute pic of the two of you smiling at the camera, and he loves when people compliment the picture because they're all clueless to the fact that he took that when you were sitting on his dick and he was rubbing your clit, telling you to 'smile real pretty for the camera, baby!' He's SUCH a menace but no one expects it from him so he gets away with this shit agdhdka!!!!

— He loves when you kiss his thighs, they're SO sensitive; literally just lightly tracing over them will get him going, so when you start nipping and sucking at his soft skin? He'll blow his load with no shame 🥰 For that reason, makeout sessions always have a bit of thigh riding - he just loves flexing his muscles, tensing and relaxing his thighs, to get you all worked up. In the Bakusquad discord server, his usual icon is a pic of himself in between your thighs, like, your thighs are his earmuffs and he's smiling so brightly it almost takes away the attention that should be on the hickeys littering your inner thighs. You guys have matching icons 🤩 Seriously, if you don't have at least 50 different pics of this man's thighs you're not dating him properly.

— Also... Please buy this man grey sweats. It's a must have for him because he will go commando in them just so he can lie back in bed and send you pics of his dick print. He'll record a short video of him squeezing over the bulge, his hand going to the hem of his sweats to pull them down. You can see his happy trail and enough skin to know he's not wearing any boxers, and just before you see his dick he cuts the video 🥲😐 He sends the best videos but DO NOT send him any in return because this man is a dumbass and will play them out loud while he's with his friends. He has to beg Kaminari not to joke about having heard you moan (Kaminari's just like ... Bro that's our girl now😩🤤), and he has most definitely opened snaps you've sent of yourself in .... risqué situations right next to Bakugou. Goes bright fucking red and runs out of the room to replay the snap, then sends a text like 'wow baby, you look so fucking good!! is all that for me, pretty baby? btw i think bakugou saw the pic, cant wait to see you later sweetcheeks, fuckkk you got me hard here baby, send another? 🥺" like HELLO?!? You make sure he's alone like 5 times before sending him anything more 😭

#bakugou is a good bro who pretends it never happened but lowkey always sits next to kiri in hopes of him fucking up like that again so he #can cop another sneak peak 🥰 #ughh not to be sfw but he would have such cute vids of u both too :(( like you fill up his snap memories and his story and his ig #he even sends selfies that u take together to the Bakusquad gc to update them and everyone's like we get ur in love🤢🙄🙄 but he just #LOVES showing u off!!! #god i want this man so bad😩😩 #mine #mine.bnha

[moonlightchn]

R/ Why are you the nervous one ?? I’m the one putting myself out here !! 😅 Uhm… hi! I’m Ravi~ That’s not my real name but that’s what everyone calls me. See it does start with R after all! We can’t really shake hands through the screen so accept this for now 🤝 It’s nice to finally meet you~

Oh! More questions for me?? I might have some Q’s to your A’s. Dates- oh it’s been a while since I’ve gone on one ㅠㅠ I consider myself fairly laid back so a date could be anything from chilling around the apartment to going out and doing something~ museum, movies, shopping, PAINTBALL! Have you tried paintball? It’s not as scary as it looks and it’s actually a lot of fun! Like laser tag but messy and painful ㅋㅋ Free time is a loaded question because technically speaking I have a lot of it since the show isn’t on 24/7 OH! BTW the show is called Question Mark~ What was I saying? Oh right! I spend most of my free time in my studio I guess? I’m so boring I’m sorryyy

HE SNEAKS BUG POWDER INTO YOUR FOOD?! I would never eat another food he gave me if I were in your shoes 😨 Did you know we eat spiders in our sleep? I don’t think a whole ass spidey boy could crawl into my mouth without me waking up but that’s what they say! We should get superpowers for that. Kermit and Mickey totally meet for back alley fights. My $ is on the green dude! You make him little hats? That’s so cool? Do you knit them or something? Can you knit? Are you one of those artisty people that can do anything? I’d def be down for a hat making party, he needs a tinfoil hat 👽

So you want to see my butt? 😉 Only joking! That’s what I named him! Badass to be exact but he answers to butt too since we have to keep it PG ㅋㅋ He loves meeting new people I’m sure he’d love to meet you! Maybe even Mr Pickle! Imagine the bulldog and the frog, best buds! An odd couple they would be!!

What else what else? I don’t have much to offer today. The big reveal was my name and face and those aren’t very exciting LOL 😩 Let’s meet up? IF YOU WANT OF COURSE! Or texting! We can start with texting whatever works for you~ I will leave before I ramble your ear off any longer ✌️🎧

what do you mean WHY am I nervous! cuz you've been talking to me and now I'll know who you are an-- oh... oh h- hhh heeeeello HI HELLODKEJODJ EEEEISIOWOQ AAAAAAAAQQQQQJSJSJSJ EXCJSE NE PARDON MENNJI NEED TONJUSY WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Its ok I'm ok EHEM HI hhhh 🙈🙈🙈 ravi I like that! hello good sir! ah you're v v handsome this is embarrassing HSHSJS hhh what was I gonna say- uuuuh AH YES It is v nice meeting you ~ravi~ hehe its nice saying a name now 👉🏻👈🏻 here have a handshake back 🤝🏻 zjkskss hhh yes QUESTIONS you brought up dates I had to askkkk it's ok it's been a while for me too... dates are hard anyway if you ask me! paintball though? I have never done paintball I dont think I'm allowed around any sort of gun 🧍🏻‍♂️ but no one has to know if you were to take me 👀👀 i- I mean- like- I mean doesn't have to be a date I'm just hhh I'm just SAYING 😳😳😳 chill dates are fun though I like that uwu free time is good! but I'm sure you also have to like, write the show and prepare things to do and stuff right? I spend a lot of my free time at home watching YouTube anyway- AH! ILL LOOK UP THE SHOW!! I'm sure its gotta be somewhere 😤😤😤 plus I need to hesr your voice now don't i~ hehehehe you're not boring it's ok 🥺🥺 I don't do a lot either! EEEE ok maybe he didn't SNEAK IT he was just making dinner and never TOLD US HE USED ITTTJDJDJD I've been eating his food for years it's ok JWNSKWN HHHHH I READ ABOUT THAT ITS SO WEIRD APARENTLY ITS FAKE THO DO MAYBE WE'RE SAFE?@?@*#*@?!? I did know someone who had a spider climb into their ear tho 🕷👂🏻 and it couldn't get out so they had to go to the hospital EEEEEE I bet it's a good party story MEEP ANYWORMS what if we got superpowers from everything we ate what superpower would a burger give us what about a bell pepper KSNSMNS You just go DING DONG 🫑 I think Kermit got the moves and would also beat you on a rap battle Kermit is my role model ✌🏻😔✌🏻 MMMMNNNN I'm NOT artsy in the slightest I promisjejsksk but I looked up how to make cute hats for froggies so I've been doing that with looots of patience!!! uwuwuwu tinfoil rip we want the aliens to come it's ok they can read our minds if they want 🥴🥴🥴 WAAAAAA YOU NAMED YOUR PUPPER BUTT STOPPSKEHSJS THATS SO FUNNY LOOK ST HIM I LOVE HIM IS HE FRIENDLY I WANNA HUG HIMMM PLEASEEEE AAAA HHHH PICKLE WOUKD LOOK SO FUNNY ON HIS HESD PLEAKSKEEM WE HAVE TO!!!! hhhh I think your name and face are exciting 😤😤😤 v pretty and nice to know 100/10 😤😤😤 hhh I think texting is good yes 👉🏻👈🏻 for a bit at least! if that's ok? WEEEE NEW PEOPLE MAKE ME NERVOYS SORRYHWWBJEKD you could never ramble my ear off!!! stop that !!! it's v v nice finally knowing you, ravi hehe let's talk soon uwu

#channie talker #r 🎧 baby

[apricotpicotty]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like mbti.

You: hi

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: What's your type?

You: intj 5w4

You: wbu?

Stranger: Oh I'm sorry for u

You: i know :(

Stranger: Reddit user

You: i don't use reddit sir...?

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Well you are on Omegle that's worst everyone here is mentally ill or retarted

You: u got the 1st half right

You: wht's ur type?

Stranger: You

You: ahh smooth

Stranger: Ikr

You: now wht's ur mbti type?

Stranger: I'm into Ti doms

You: wht mbti type do u classify urself as?

Stranger: Too political. Skipping u.

You: okie

Stranger: I'm enfp 8w7

You: u didn't skip me, i was waiting for u to skip me

Stranger: OH YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE ????

Stranger: You're so mean

You: well u wanted to leave me, ur the one who's mean

Stranger: It was a joke just like u

Stranger: Jk u're not a joke

Stranger: Jokes have meaning

You: fuck tht made me laugh fr thnx

You: m or f?

Stranger: mf

Stranger: Yeh. Motherfucker.

You: oh god, well 18 f here

You: nice to meet ya

Stranger: 19 f too here

Stranger: It's hard to be a girlboss

You: u r one of those kik users here

You: lmao

Stranger: Bitch what

Stranger: Well i only use it to spend time with ur mom shawty 💕

You: i see u're into dead mom's tht cool with me

Stranger: Oh I'm sorry

You: ngl my mom had really big tits

You: have fun

Stranger: I should've known that someone can't end up this bad with both parents

You: :( ikr

You: can't be helped

Stranger: (btw I'm sorry, u okay?)

You: lmao gurl

You: aight hv fun with my mom, i got no problem if she has good orgasms in afterlife lmao

Stranger: Lmao ARE YOU OKAY

You: still waiting for u to skip on me lady

Stranger: But i don't want to

You: alright mentally ill and retarded reddit user, stay here as long as u want to

Stranger: Yay

Stranger: What do you think is the worst mbti type

You: female enfps who are 19yrs old

Stranger: Couldn't be me 😩

Stranger: You know

Stranger: Sometimes i think

You: u can think?

Stranger: Then i forget

You: right just like i'd expected

You: lady, just skip already, aren't u busy?

Stranger: Why don't u like me

Stranger: Everybody likes me

You: don't hv any reason to like u

You: however i got reasons to hate u

You: will tht work?

Stranger: What's your reason to hate me?

You: mentally ill and a retarded reddit user who makes lame jokes and gets off to showing her cunt on kik to my dead mom

You: i hate such people srry

You: can't help it

Stranger: Uhm

Stranger: U realize i'm nothing like what u said right ?

You: well tht's wht u described urself as.. so yea

Stranger: Hmm i forgot that u need to precise it when you make a joke to intjs

Stranger: What's your favorite color

You: blue

Stranger: Basic

You: thanks i bet u're wearing ur fav multicolored neon panties ready for a kik show

Stranger: Can you stop saying this ?

You: well can u stop dealing with a girl with a basic fav color and skip already?

Stranger: But why would I i just want to talk

Stranger: And at first i though you were cool

You: why? cuz i am an intj?

Stranger: No

Stranger: Because

You: cuz u like my mom?

Stranger: Uhh wait i don't really know

Stranger: Vibez

You: how can u even get the vibez through texting

You: ya'll r weird

Stranger: If u had better Fi u'd understand

You: hmm ok

Stranger: You know

Stranger: My mom is esfp

You: tht's cool ig

Stranger: Once she told me to go check if there was a dead body inside the black bag near our house

Stranger: When i was 6yo

You: wow tht must be thrilling !

You: so wht was ur experience ??

Stranger: I was too lazy

Stranger: But

Stranger: If i wasn't lazy i would probably be traumatized

Stranger: So the moral of the story is to always be lazy

Stranger: I need to make this an infj deep quote

Stranger: Actually i hate infjs

Stranger: Fuck high Fe users in general

Stranger: Isfjs are fine tho

You: so was there a dead body in the black bag?......

Stranger: I guess we'll never know

You: ahh shit

Stranger: But it looked like a fucking head and it was scary

Stranger: My mom is scarier tho

You: might be some rag doll who cares

Stranger: What function you wish you had in your main stack ?

You: i'm okay the way i am rn, but as u said maybe a well developed fi would help me out

You: idk

Stranger: I see

Stranger: I have really bad Ti lmao

Stranger: But if i could change it i would hesitate between Ti and Ni

Stranger: I think my Te is developed

Stranger: My Si too

Stranger: Yeah I'm happy and healthy, not u, if i even cared to ask

You: umm ok..? ig

You: aight lady i gtg now

You: skip already

Stranger: Goodbye <3 I'll miss u shawty

Stranger: My favorite color is red btw

You: i won't for sure

Stranger: Like ur eyes

Stranger: </3

Stranger has disconnected.