#am i a genius or what???

[dominicfikue]

𝐨𝐨𝐨. 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 . . . featuring christopher sturniolo.

pairing. dad!chris, poc!reader & fem!oc kid

beware of. fluff fluff and more fluff! mentions of sickness like once. pet names/nicknames. small suggestive piece.

✶ ׅ ࣪ headline. hc’s to show you a glimpse of how your morning goes with your husband, chris & your three year old, elora.

⌖.˚◌ unlike you and chris, elora is the definition of an early bird! she wakes up at 7:00 AM every single morning, right on the dot. she’s dressed in her favorite hello kitty onesie as she rubs her eyes & starts her morning.

⌖.˚◌ elora skips down the hallway to you & chris’ shared bedroom, her deer stuffed animal tucked tightly in her arm as she jumps onto the california king, giggles erupting from her throat.

⌖.˚◌ chris wakes up first— as always, a sleepy smile taking over his features as he hears his insanely energetic daughter next to him. he turns over to face her, his arms open wide for her to jump into. once she does, he places kisses all over her face, making the girl laugh even harder.

“looks like someone isn’t sick anymore. good morning, lora. you sleep good?” he says, his hand quickly moving her curls out of her face.

“mhm! can we wake up mama?” a small gasp of excitement escapes from her as her eyes light up, the thought of you all being awake right now sounding like literal disneyland to her.

⌖.˚◌ he would pretend to think about it, his lips in a tight line as he strokes his stubble. after a couple seconds, he shakes his head no causing the girl to frown. he mirrors her expression before speaking.

“let’s make breakfast first then we’ll wake her up, alright?” he offers. he waits for her to nod in agreement before picking her up so they can make their way downstairs to the kitchen.

⌖.˚◌ after a couple fails and almost burning the house down, breakfast is finished! chris calls elora from her spot on the couch, asking her to go wake you. she smiles and rushes out an “okay!” before going on her mission.

⌖.˚◌ once she gets to the top of the steps, nothing but the word “mommy!” can be heard within a ten mile radius. she yells it like a chant as she opens your door. you quickly jolt awake, heart racing as you look around the room. when your eyes land on elora and her toothy grin, you visibly relax before getting up and walking toward her.

“jesus, e.. you almost gave me a heart attack!” you exclaim as you kneel in front of her.

“sorry mama! daddy told me to come wake you. oh! and breakfast is ready.” she explains as her body sways side to side.

⌖.˚◌ you grimace at the thought of chris even touching the stove but nonetheless, you thank her, kiss her cheek & grab her hand before going downstairs.

⌖.˚◌ when you reach the kitchen, you’re met with chris, stuffing his face like no tomorrow. he slowly looks up at you as he swallows the rest of his bagel, a grin growing on his pale face. meanwhile, elora takes her plate and marches into the living room to continue watching bluey.

⌖.˚◌ you grab your food from the counter before sitting next to chris. he leans over to sneak a small & quick kiss on your lips. you smile and take a bite of your eggs before speaking.

“good morning, baby. thank you for making breakfast, i seriously needed to sleep in today.” you exhale as you take another bite.

“you don’t gotta thank me, mama. i always got u. we got any plans today?” he questions, running a hand through his freshly cut hair. you nod as you try to remember where you guys are going.

“grocery store and um… foot locker. i saw these cute shoes that i wanna get for e.” you tell him. he mumbles an “alright” before kissing you one more time, getting up and taking his plate to the sink.

⌖.˚◌ you & elora now stand in her bathroom as you do her hair. you decided to do a slick back bun so the two of you can match. you’ve all done your hygiene; showered, brushed your teeth, skincare, etc. all that’s left now is getting ready.

⌖.˚◌ as you brush her hair back, chris walks in and stands behind you, his hands on your waist and his head resting on your shoulder. you hum as you loop the elastic band around elora’s hair.

⌖.˚◌ dramatic as she is, she makes a hiss sound when it snaps back onto her head. you can’t do anything but roll your eyes at her antics. you do your last finishing touches on her hair before letting her run back into her room to play until its time to go.

⌖.˚◌ as soon as she leaves, chris places open mouth kisses on your neck— his hands gripping harshly at your hips. you let this continue for a minute or so before turning around and looking at him. this was the first time that you took in his appearance since earlier this morning & god did he look good.

“you look good… almost a little too good.” you state, kissing the man softly as you tug on his hair.

“mmm.. say it again n i might have to put another baby in you.” he whispered against your lips, a smile tugging at his own.

⌖.˚◌ your jaw drops to the floor when the last words leave his mouth. you quickly swat at his chest, scolding him as you turn back around to face the mirror. he raises his hands in surrender before connecting one of them with your asscheek. he laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world as he runs out of the bathroom to hide.

⌖.˚◌ elora looks up from her spot on her bed, confused on why her dad is hiding in her closet like a mad man. she shrugs it off and focuses back on her barbies. you let out an exasperated sigh as you look at your reflection.

its only morning.

solai speaks 𝜗𝜚. did i do these right? probably not but its cute so who cares??? elora fr be in her own world!! also dad!chris is literally my man hello? enjoy!!!

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#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐒𝐔𝐆𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐀. #the title is so cunty bc like this is supposed to pull on ur heartstrings!! #am i a genius or what??? #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo fluff #chris sturniolo fanfic #christopher sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo angst #chris sturniolo imagine #chris sturniolo smut #chris sturniolo x reader #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #matt stuniolo fanfic #matt sturniolo angst #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo smut #matthew sturniolo #nick sturniolo x reader #nick sturniolo #sturniolo triplets #sturniolo smut #dad!chris

[i-ate-the-rats]

hehehehe oh shit indefinite sad dark shadow (⊙ˍ⊙).

#tbh i don't understand what i'm doin here. #come up with a context instead of me i am an out-of-context genius the pinnacle of understatement the king of idiots. #like i'm a little tolerably uh uh wow werrry much uh unreasonably violent and lonely DRUNK. #let's imagine that from the pies you can find something other than visually propagating information noise. #da? da. #noirpunk #punknoir #hobie brown #peter benjamin parker #spider punk #spider noir #across the spiderverse #atsv hobie #itsv noir #spider man: across the spider verse #atsv

[i-know-the-endss]

i think the most frustrating part about tbosas is the fact that you want to root for coryo. you want him to be a better man for lucy gray. you want him and sejanus to become closer, to become the best friends sejanus believes them to be. you want him to run away and find a way to relearn all the oppressive and tyrannical ideals the capitol instilled in him.

but that’s not what happens.

coriolanus isn’t necessarily a good person. he’s not a bad person either, not yet, but he’s no where near good. and rather than try to be good, he gives up, he lets himself “go bad”, he rats out sejanus, he lets his anger get the best of him and loses lucy gray.

the idea that coryo could be a good person but chooses not to be is exactly the reason this book and this character are brilliant.

#idk if this comes across the way i wanted it to #i am in no way excusing his actions at all please do not think i am #he has done unimaginable things and damage and has caused so much horror #but the idea isn’t that he’s evil because there’s nothing else to be #he CHOOSES it #that’s what makes him even worse #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #coriolanus snow #suzzane collins #lucy gray baird #sejanus plinth #i’m pretty sure people have made this connection but #i just wanted to add my two cents #suzanne collins is a genius

[very-tired-child]

MORE SENTIENT ARCHITECTURE !!!!

#the shining #horrorstor #i am in eskew #kitty horrorshow’s tenement #deep dark movie #skinamarink #genius loci #only one of these is a house but i gotta take what i can get #fio draws

[toytle]

kissing superheroes w/ flying powers yields mixed results

exhibit A: barry’s grounding technique for hal 💗

(see exhibit B)

#halbarry #hal jordan #green lantern #barry allen #the flash #detective comics #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #valentine’s day #lovecore #danart #thank you for all the encouragement during this process 🙏 #my vision is blurry my sleep is deprived but honestly? #so worth it i feel like i’ve outdone myself #hal’s squiggle highlights in contrast to barry’s jagged lightning lines?? #this kind of genius can only happen at 4 AM #i cannot wait to see what i end up doing with the superbat counterpart to this #(<- improvises every step of the drawing process) #alt text #described #<- transcribing this was literally like writing fanfic btw #why am i blushing

[tatzelwyrm]

Learning that Nightow was surprised that Trigun attracted a large female audience is so wild.

This man creates the sweetest, silliest, most tormented character to ever exist and is surprised that women like that (also, this character has wings!).

This man creates two amazingly silly and likable female POV characters and then proceeds to not sexualize them at all and does not involve them in any romantic subplots whatsoever and is surprised that women like that.

This man then creates another incredibly tormented guy and has both of his tormented men create a deep bond over a thousand pages and cause profound character development in each other and is surprised that women like that.

#trigun #trigun maximum #if someone asks what do women like #just show them trigun #it's all there #trigun is catnip for women #i am a woman and i want to rub my face on the manga like a cat #nightow does not know his own genius 😔 #yasuhiro nightow #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #nicholas d. wolfwood

[iridescentoracle]

i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up

#girl genius #i just. the matching frowns. tarvek's deliberately-foppish not-quite-innocent shit-eating grin and folded hands #i'm obsessed with this panel i'm obsessed with this page i'm obsessed with this entire week's comics #and everything that everyone has chosen to say about these three since. man i don't even remember. october? #when was the comment about albia worrying colette will join the polycule i forget #i mean and also everyone has said about these three ever. violetta telling gilvek to stop flirting lives in my head rent free #but the entire last month has just been. i am Reeling what has HAPPENED #i was ready to live off the group hug for the next YEAR and every comic then has felt like a brand new brick???? #except for krosp and norville's grand adventure which. well that also felt like a set of bricks but very different ones #also i'm only half-convinced bc a) agatha *is* awfully good at big dramatic speeches #and it's still hard to imagine the Big Relationship(s) Upgrade(s) happening without one #b) it also feels extremely plausible that instead of agatha talking about her boyfriends to a third party #gil or tarvek will refer to *their* boyfriend to agatha (who will not comment on that until van finds out twenty pages later etc) #anthyding can hadplen etc and it feels so much like suddenly it already has. what timeline are we IN #sarah don't look #nyquil don't look

[dewarism]

these photos have killed three people and wounded several others - more on this story at 11 o'clock

#i am in critical condition #slowly losing it #see what i did there with the 11 o clock? #cause it's the 23rd hour of the day? #wow willa you're a genius! #it's actually just the silliest thing i've ever said #matthew knies #toronto maple leafs

[witherbythesword]

if the theory of sam reich being replaced by .. evil wizard dalton reich (and i cant believe i am partaking in this discurse) is true..

i've seen some people asking the question about what those childhood tapes mean. Well i am one of the ancient ones that owned vhs tapes and you know you could replace whats stored on those tapes with overwriting it with new material but it would slowly degrade the quality as the magnetic tape the information is stored on isn't necessarly made to be re-recorded on indefinetly which would also explain the degrading quality of the gamechanger episode.

So my theory is that dalton reich wants to erase sam from history and to do this he is slowly erasing any proof that could hint on sam and dalton being two different people. One thing he appearantly needed to do is overwrite these old vhs tapes of sams childhood.

#game changer #dropout tv #Sam Reich #having worked in an archive i think depending on quality of the tape and what generation it is #you can record and re-record on it 5-10 times #which would fit the loops on the episode kinda #listen i wanted to be cool but i love time loops OKAY #I am actually in disbelieve that no one tackled sam to the ground #like brennan did during the dance thing in the “second place” episode #and screamed “DANCING IS A SIN” #to keep Sam from kicking the god damn camera #i also feel like i've been hexed with the wenis curse #you see all those text about it and think.. well... how bad can it be? truely? #and the answer is simple #EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS #THE WENIS IS A DANCE #EVERBYODY IS A GENIUS #WHO KNOWS IS IN ADV (gunshoots.. sirens blaring in the background.. and a wet thud sounds right next to you) #also.. not to be like alu head levels of conspiracy but by now the nimber of accounts #saying the dropout cast should be hunting down sam as the final game changer episode of the season #is suspicious to me #like... if that turn out to be a fixitman situation of people being IN on something #am just going full balls to the wall riz gukgak tatooing night yorb on his chest levels of insane by now 👍 #also the sfx needed thing #reminds me about how jacob always does his own buzzer sound #because clearly the normal buzzer sound was always there #also.. the red shining buzzer reflecting in the prompt screen..that wasn't always that way right?

[a-bloom-to-remember]

Dropout/D20 merch idea: When enough time has passed after Neverafter, release all the PC stories in the form of picture books. Sell them individually, or a set, or a graphic novel anthology

I just. The idea of Ylfa's story being told beginning to end in a truly twisted retelling of Little Red Riding Hood? Rosamund's story as a mold-breaking retelling of Sleeping Beauty?

SIGN ME UP! Give me what I want Dropout!

#d20 #dimension 20 #brennan lee mulligan #dropout #neverafter #lou wilson #emily axford #brian murphy #siobhan thompson #ally beardsley #zac oyama #ylfa snorgelsson #rosamund du prix #fairy tales #merch #we're talking about postmodern fairytales in my children's literature class and now I need neverafter picture books in my life #somebody give me what i want #i am a genius

[tatck]

Lady Redfur didn't drown!!! ! ! 🎉 back to plundering and pillaging she goes

#stvh #my doodles #vagabond au #lady redfur #scratch #oc #👉👈 #rereading it made me wanna draw her. . . #and that guy #and the bandages are escessive because the twins had no idea what they were doing #& their doctor ran off #this is not because i forgot where she was hit no #EDIT because i didn't colour his neck and i misspelled redfurs name i am genius #wit

[orbmanson7]

Here's one of my inspo pages for the mix of logan angst animatics I'm currently working on (the lyrics are all from different songs)

I'm using a lot of different animation styles and experimenting with some animation tricks I've never tried before in quite a few of these animatics, so it's been helpful to kind of have a quick reference on hand, which is what this is sort of meant to be

I'm hoping I can get the first of many animatics out this month, so you all can finally start to see what I've been up to all this time!

#if you can guess the songs from these lyrics youre a genius and congrats #i mean my playlist is public so its not like people couldnt figure out what songs im animating to if they really wanted to know #logan sanders #logan angst #sanders sides #orb cant draw #doodles #i mostly just wanted to post this to prove that i AM in fact regularly making more logan angst content #i just havent been able to post it yet

[lyfrassiredda]

I, too, have had a vision of a vast and fiery orb floating in an endless void—

#the mechanisms #hnoc #galahad hnoc #galahad #my art #listen is this a little inspired by alucard hellsing? yes. i will not apologize for genius. #i’ve had such a specific image in my head of what galahad looked like since i listened to the album i had to churn this out TODAY. #for astute viewers you will notice that the figure on the rosary cross is actually the hanged man aka #drumbot brian #dbb #i’m not saying dbb is the second coming of christ #but i AM saying galahad certainly thinks he is. #anyways. please tell me what y’all think i need to snort positive affirmations like cocaine.

[ineffable-suffering]

We‘ve talked about the sideburns. But what about the sunglasses?

Maybe I missed the memo and just haven’t read the right posts yet but – has anyone else noticed that apart from the wandering sideburns, Crowley‘s sunglasses keep changing as well?

There‘s the ones we know from present-day times in S1, with the black tinted glasses and silver frames, which he wears multiple times throughout S2:

And then there‘s the new ones with seemingly even bigger lenses and the black fabric-y sides:

He seems to switch between them almost randomly, at least from what I can tell by the pictures.

I haven’t yet taken the time to look at all Crowley scenes in S2 to figure out whether there’s a pattern or not. All I can tell is that it most certainly doesn’t correlate with the sideburn length (like I assumed at first). Because if you look at the pictures, you‘ll notice that the sideburns vary with both the silver AND the black glasses.

I guess this is yet another thing to add to the very big pile of „Is it a red herring or is it where the furniture isn’t?“ Mr. Gaiman, you‘re a full time job, seriously. Part of me is almost ready to believe that all of these little detailed discrepancies are just there to get us to stream S2 a thousand times more, so Amazon will make S3 happen. If so, Neil, that‘s a stroke of demonic genius, darling.

#good omens #crowley #good omens season 2 #aziraphale #gos2 #go2 #good omens 2 #good omens meta #good omens s2 #crowleys sunglasses #crowleys sideburns #everything is meant #but what dOES IT MEAN??? #neil you make me toss and turn in my sleep #how many more times am i supposed to watch S2 #is this just a trick to get the streams in on amazon #if so then that‘s a stroke of demonic genius darling #my own meta

[rabbit-rays]

i'll make it through this if it kills me,

and if it kills me i'll be back.

#cloud strife #tifa lockhart #final fantasy vii #fvii #its not technically ship art because i am a genius of the mind and can read anything as platonic. so not tagging it #sometimes you have to cradle the homies gently sorry what am i supposed to do about it. #anyways. rebirth return to nibelheim section had me CHEWING THROUGH THE FUCKING WALLLLLLLS it was so bad. ^tifa.

[crescentfool]

orpheus, thanatos, and messiah! 💙 (+ bonus sillie)

a totally normal lyre™

#persona 3 #orpheus #thanatos #messiah #am i allowed to tag this as minato arisato / makoto yuki #lizzy does art #i've wanted to draw these three in a simplified style for a long time!!! #ohh minato your personas are everything to me.... what a journey to behold #i simply think his personas are like. absolutely genius for what the journey of p3 is #i'd love to draw these guys in an illustration sometime!! or maybe ryoji/minato in thanatos and orpheus outfits respectively #i love drawing little guys. i hope there are other people who love orpheus thanatos and messiah as much as i do. they mean so much to me