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[cosmerelists]

Pros and Cons of Stormlight Characters in the Middle Seat Next to You on a Budget Airline.

As requested by anon. :)

1. Kaladin

Cons: His legs are so long. His hair is so luxurious. His shoulders are so broad. This large, beautiful man is not trying to be in your space, but the budget airline seat cannot contain him. Pros: You started what you thought was an idle conversation, but by the end of your flight, he had diagnosed your chronic pain and become your therapist??

2. Shallan

Pros: Well, she's more of a regular-sized human and she's friendly but quiet. She seems to just want to sketch the whole flight, so no complaints! Cons: Why does she keep staring directly at a space across the plane and sketching the creepiest symbol-headed creatures you've ever seen with her eyes vaguely glazed over like she doesn't even know she's doing it holy shit is this a Twilight Zone situation where there are invisible gremlin monsters on this plane that only she can see and is it your imagination or do you hear humming from somewhere

3. Adolin

Cons: Listen, this is a budget airline, and this guy seems to think it's a fancy spa?? He's got the slippers, the posh eye mask, the luxurious travel pillow, some really nice face creams, and he seems to be video chatting with a girl even though the internet on the plane doesn't even work. Frankly, you're jealous and grouchy about it. Pros: Okay, he actually seems really sweet and he gave you some of his way-too-nice-for-an-airplane snacks. You take it all back; this guy is awesome.

4. Szeth

Pros: He is so still. So quiet. Almost folded in on himself. Barely...breathing? Honestly, you keep forgetting the middle seat is occupied, and how rare is that! Cons: You just...you think you'd feel better if he just blinked. Just once. Please.

5. Lift

Cons: You had to sigh just a little when a little kid plopped down next to you. Also, she goes to the bathroom every five minutes, and comes back with food every time. You think she might be robbing people. Pros: She complimented your butt quite sincerely. You've always been kinda self-conscious about your butt! But apparently yours is the "second best she's ever seen." Feels nice.

6. Jasnah

Pros: Like, is it possible for someone to just be really good at flying? She came in, expertly stowed her luggage, sat down elegantly, did her seatbelt, used a wipe to clean up the tray table and surrounding area, and immediately starting reading some thick tome. Do you have a crush on her? You might have a crush on her. Cons: She glanced at the book you're reading, and you know she judged you for it.

7. Wit

Cons: Does this guy EVER stop talking? Pros: Okay, actually, you found him kind of annoying at first, but that story he told you about the temple and the duck might have healed years of trauma? Did you just realize that you don't have to forgive your mom and that's okay?

8. Renarin

Pros: He sat down and you were like, "Okay. Cute nerd. I dig it." Cons: You just wish he wouldn't scrawl foreboding-seeming numerals on the back of the airline chair in front of him. Is it counting down to...just before the plane lands? What does it mean???

9. Amarem

Cons: He came in and was IMMEDIATELY like, "I am taller than you and so I should have your seat." And then he just...waited? Like he thought you'd just comply??? Pros: He seems intent on pretending that never happened. Fine by you. That guy seems like an asshole.

10. Zahel

Pros: He falls asleep, like, immediately and doesn't stir for the entire flight. Cons: He's just kinda stinky.

11. Dalinar

Cons: He sits down and, unprompted, says something like, "In my youth I would always battle to occupy every armrest but now, after reading The Way of Planes, I have realized that it is the journey, not the armrests, that matter, so you can have them" and then you're like, "Dude, the person in the middle seat gets the armrests that's just common courtesy" and then he looks at you and you look at him and it's vaguely awkward the whole flight and nobody uses the armrests. Pros: Actually, after a while you do take the armrest and the tension goes down a lot.

12. Taravangian

Pros: He just kinda seems like a nice old man, you know? Kinda confused about stuff, but harmless enough. Cons: He falls asleep partway through and droops his head onto your shoulder and drools a bit and you know you sound ridiculous but it feels somehow calculated. Intentional. Evil.

13. Sebarial

Cons: The very second beverage service starts he's all, "Bring me a BOTTLE of wine" and you're like, "Oh no. It's one of those dudes who gets way too drunk on planes!" Pros: You know? This guy actually seems pretty jolly and chill. You catch yourself thinking, "I wish I could pretend he was my uncle." You're not sure where that came from.

14. Rock

Pros: He scoffs at the provided airline snacks and gets out this thermos and gives you the best damn soup you've ever had in your life. Cons: He's just a large, warm man. Very large. Very warm. Not his fault, of course, but now YOU are very warm.

15. Elhokar

Cons: Every time there is plane turbulence, he mutters something about how it's the assassins coming to finish the job. Poor dude must be really scared of flying. Pros: You feel a warm, parental feeling growing in you as you look at this sad, scared man. Maybe your mom was right. Maybe you WOULD be good with kids.

16. Eshonai

Pros: This lady is, just, SO excited to be traveling that it can't help but make YOU excited to travel. Like, you always thought plane travel sucked, especially budget airline travel, be she is so delighted by everything that you find yourself thinking, "You know, it IS pretty amazing that we're soaring through the sky right now traveling to a new land." Cons: Cons? No cons. You wish you could ALWAYS see flying through this woman's eyes.

#cosmere #cosmerelists #Kaladin #stormlight archives #Shallan #Adolin #Szeth #Dalinar #Taravangian #Amaram #Sebarial #Eshonai #Rock #Renarin #Wit #Hoid #Jasnah #Zahel #Lift

[madxmellon]

Please take my random Stormlight memes while I wait for KOWT

#cosmere #the stormlight archive #stormlight #stormlight archive #cosmeme #crem #cremposting #shallan #shallan davar #taravangian #renarin #renarin kholin #hoid #wit #szeth #szeth son son vallano #navani #navani kholin #adolin #adolin kholin #dalinar #dalinar kholin #lift #raboniel #navaniel #kaladin #kaladin stormblessed

[lamaery]

Wit and Jasnah  This is the other art coming from the little art trade with Pekgna. Among their suggestions was to do something based on a J.C. Leyendecker painting and so we did. They actually have another lovely rendering of a Jasnah and Wit scene. Check it out ;)

#cosmere #stormlight archive #brandon sanderson #cfsbf #procreate #roshar #character art #jasnah kholin #wit #hoid #j.c. leyendecker

[readingwitharthur]

i just finished words of radiance and my dudes this is probably the best fantasy book I’ve ever read

points about it:

. okay so mr kaladin “honor is dead but i’ll see what i can do” stormblessed carried this book, he is becoming one of my all time favorite characters

. my bestie shallan working the oathgate? revealing to dalinar that she is one of the radiants? i love her honesty

. my boy adolin killed sadeas, finally that slimy rat got what he deserved

. renarin????? truthwatcher????? i knew he was going to be important, i’m so happy for him

. moash my dude, i’m disappointed

. dalinar bonding with the stormfather, you go bondsmith!!

. the whole parshendi summoning the everstorm part was so freaking good

. kaladin saving everyone while revealing he’s radiant, not going to lie. i’ve cried a bit at that part

final consideration:

it is certainly one of the best fantasy books out there, sanderson manages to build the world and the characters so well. can’t wait for what oathbringer has in store for me.

#books #adolin kholin #kaladin stormblessed #shallan davar #stormlight archive #way of kings #dalinar kholin #oathbringer #rythm of war #words of radiance #jasnah kholin #wit #navani kholin #rlain #renarin kholin #brandon sanderson #cosmere

[qernna]

everyone’s favourite therapist

#qernna #my art #doodle #fanart #stormlight archive #stormlight #brandon sanderson #cosmere #wit #hoid #wit stormlight archive #hoid cosmere #stormlight archive fanart #stormlight fanart #brandon sanderson fanart #cosmere fanart #wit fanart #hoid fanart #wit stormlight archive fanart #hoid cosmere fanart

[botanicaxu]

"Any meaning is for you to assign, Kaladin."

First Stormlight art this year 🥺 Sorry for the long absence, still in translation hell though.

#stormlight archive #cosmere #rhythm of war #cfsbf #kaladin #hoid #wit #fanart #comic

[merlotbooks]

current situation on Roshar

#thank you for your time #mine #the stormlight archive #rhythm of war #cosmere #kaladin #wit #hoid

[zegalba]

SeMin: Zipper Hair (2023)

#SeMin #zipper #hair #wit #headpiece #korea #black #fashion #2023

[1five1two]

#demons #wit #quotes

[mr-puas]

#sketch #digital art #character art #cartoon #digital drawing #art #stormlight archive #digital sketch #digital illustration #stormlight fanart #hoid #wit #hoid cosmere #dalinar kholin #lift stormlight #venli #elhokar kholin #sigzil #cosmere

[tatck]

Lady Redfur didn't drown!!! ! ! 🎉 back to plundering and pillaging she goes

#stvh #my doodles #vagabond au #lady redfur #scratch #oc #👉👈 #rereading it made me wanna draw her. . . #and that guy #and the bandages are escessive because the twins had no idea what they were doing #& their doctor ran off #this is not because i forgot where she was hit no #EDIT because i didn't colour his neck and i misspelled redfurs name i am genius #wit

[daintyus]

#flowers #ranonkel #wit #lila #geel

[madxmellon]

Take my crem

#cremposting #the stormlight archive #stormlight #stormlight archive #wit #hoid #cosmere hoid #sigzil #kaladin stormblessed #kaladin #adolin kholin #adolin #crem #cosmeme

[lamaery]

100 Portraits challenge | Part 11 & 12

Basically more or less Wit and Navani references 😅 Part eleven

67 - 70) US-american actor Danny Pudi

71 - 72) British actor Paul Bettany

Part twelve

73) Indian boxer Lovlina Borgohain

74 - 76) Iranian actress Shohreh Aghdashloo

77 - 78) Chinese-American actress Ming-Na Wen

------------------------------------------------------------------------------Part 1 – Start of the project Part 2 – Kaladin Part 3 & 4 – Adolin and Renarin Part 5 – Dalinar Part 6 & 7 – Shallan and Jasnah Part 8 & 9 - various people and skin tones Part 10 – a little bit for The Lopen Part 13 - ofmd und Dev Patel :) Part 14 more ofmd and Patel

#procreate #art practice #art challenge #portraits #references #wit #hoid #navani

[thesitcomarchive]

When The Lopen repeatedly asks for more and more stew every night, it is quickly discovered he is running a profitable stew reselling business in the upper levels of the Tower. Wit is revealed to have been working on what he calls a new "Secret Story", very soon after debuting his last five. A new Bridge Four recruit develops a fear of heights.

#Cosmere #The Stormlight Archive #The Lopen #Wit #Hoid #Bridge Four

[comiclysmic]

Parfait and Beer~ 🍨🍺

#the stormlight archive #wit #veil #arts arcanum #brandon sanderson #I have once again lost the OG reference for this so if you find it feel free to add it 💀