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i feel like chris’s daughter would fs have a rowdy fierce personality and i feel like she’d be the biggest dare devil ever

i agreee!! i feel like her and chris would be so different but so alike. she would fs hate the way he eats like a toddler & he would hate going to principal/ teacher meetings for her behavior at school 😭😭.

“you swear it’s like rocket science. dad, even people miles away can hear your snacking.”

“i’ll stop smacking when you get your act together. i mean, c’mon! third meeting and its only tuesday!”

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #my fav cutsie duo :3 #chris sturniolo

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those family road trips with dad!chris would lowkey stress bro out-all would be good until he hears a “ daddy i gotta pee! ” from the back

he fs warned her about using the bathroom before they left too, already knowing ts was gonna happen. luckily the next gas station is close so, he’s just praying she can hold it until they get there.

“this is why…. only a couple more minutes okay, sweet girl?”

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #bros tryna keep his composure #chris sturniolo

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matts son gives me nice popular basketball player vibes

matts daughter gives me sweet quiet bookworm vibes

this might be real!!!!!

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #i could see both of his kids being nerdy as SHIT! #matt sturniolo

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no bc matts son is def the best on the team

he’s good but chris and matt would tell him he’s ass to keep him humble.

“bro.. you’re so ass. never pick up a basketball again, jesus.”

“no forreal.. i don’t know why you still on the team. they gotta be desperate.”

just for them to cheer him on HELLA at his games 😭😬😭

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #family love :3 #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo

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why is this lowkey matt energy whenever he gets in those moods

LMFAOOO WHY IS THIS HILARIOUS. the “none of your fucking business” made me feel things is this normal chat? 😬😬😬😬😬

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #carrington lowkey bad… dont @ me!! #matt sturniolo

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STOP MATTS SON PLAYING BASKETBALL. CHRIS IS SO FUCKING HYPED

screaming every time his nephew makes a basket while whispering to everyone how he’s related to the best player on the team 😭😭😭.

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #he’s kris jenner in thank u next mv coded #chris sturniolo

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i feel like matts son would be so athletic and play like every sport meanwhile his daughter is sticking to dance

i feel like his daughter would be bookworm on 100 like idk she gives quiet girl library study sesh omg i dropped my book can you help me vibes 😭😭😭😭

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #do u see the vision or do u hate me #matt sturniolo

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matt would love it here

he would never wanna leave and lowkey, neither would i!

“i feel like i’m one of them now. i had to be a cow in my past life. i feel it in my bones.”

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #cows are actually so cute i livr them #matt sturniolo

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chris would go to all their sports

he’d be so hype— painting their school colors on his face and all!! especially if the sport is aggressive, kid is SAT!

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #he’s the type to dress like the mascot 😭😭😭😭 #chris sturniolo

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CHRIS WOULD GET SO INVESTED IN THEIR HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA

olivia and emily fought today because emily talked shit about her behind her back to her boyfriend. olivia won.

i hate emily, her face makes me mad. i love olivia though, shes fucking great

he’s such a girl’s girl 😭😭😭. any person his niece doesn’t fw, neither does he. her opps are his!!!

“you’re better than me. i swear if she would’ve said that to me, i’d dog walk her ass. isn’t that what its called?”

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #funcle part 2 or what #chris sturniolo

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nick better not delete the footage of chris beating tf outta that beach pervs ass (it gets leaked)

the fans pull a wallgreens boy incident and find the creep on facebook and shit 😭😭

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #justice for wallgreens boy tho #chris sturniolo

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matt’s son would call up chris 24/7 like “yo bro dad is TWEAKING”

i js know you, your son & chris have a secret gc to just shit talk matt whenever he gets all sassy and rude with one of you. 90% of it is mostly chris giving out the most 5th grade insults ever.

“and he wonders why his head’s so big. i wish i could just swing it around like a bowling ball.”

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #me with my 3rd grade roasts #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo

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STOP MATT'S SON GOING TO CHRIS ABT GIRL PROBLEMS

well yk me some might call me the rizzler

aren't you single?

LMFAOOO CHRIS WOULD GET ALL DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT TOO 😭😭😭.

“oh but who’s help are you asking for again??? ohhhh okay, kid.”

“yeah, yeah whatever. like i was saying—”

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #shawty is NOT the rizzler #chris sturniolo

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dad!chris would be another level of protective esp when the baby (a girl, i picture him and matt having daughters) reaches her early toddler years and you start having mommy & me dates with her.

first instance; you decided to take the baby out to the restaurant you and chris usually got to, for a little lunch date. unfortunately the man that was seated 2 tables away from you two kept giving you both weird, pervy looks. you asked for a to go box and immediately sprinted out the places with your daughter in your arms. once you both got situated in the car, you texted chris about it and he was pissed—at the weird pervy fuck, and mostly because he wasn’t there to protect his girls.

second instance; you guys are at the beach with nick and matt, filming a cute little beach vlog for friday. you laying on the beach matt while the baby is making sandcastles. nick is recording from afar and he notices that another pervy ass man not too far away from you guys was recording you both without permission — chris confronts his ass causing a huge scene (as he should bc wtf) and let’s just say nick has a looooottttt of footage to delete from that vlog

the thought of something happening to his girls is literally his worst nightmare so if he has to be on 10 all the time, he will be!!! trust when i say he’s not scared of a fight!!

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #overprotective!chris let me hit challenge!!! :0 #chris sturniolo

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STOP HIS KIDS WOULD GET CONFUSED BETWEEN NICK AND CHRIS

LIKE THEY KNOW MATT BUT ARE SO FUCKING CONFUSED WHEN TWO MORE ARE AT THE HOUSE

LMFAOOO ESPECIALLY WHEN CHRIS GETS A HAIRCUT BRO OMG.

“chris can we go get ice cream after this? i want vanilla. or strawberry.”

“did they put fentanyl in the anesthesia or something? that’s nick. kid’s clueless right now, i swear.”

“yeah… that’s literally what i said!”

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #room full of dummies #chris sturniolo

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THEYRE HIS BEST FRIENDS

LITERALLY THEY MAKE PLANS EVERY WEEKEND AND EVERYTHING!!! literally the cutest ever goodbye

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #uncle!chris the man you are #chris sturniolo

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HELP WHEN MATTS KIDS GET THEIR WISDOM TEETH OUT HED BE TRYNA GET ANSWERS OUT OF THEM LMAOOOOO

“so who left the back door unlocked last week? was it your brother?” whole time they got gauze in their mouth, blabbering about something totally different.

#◟ ㅤᡣ𐭩ㅤㅤ ݁.﹒𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐂𝐅𝐈𝐊𝐔𝐄 #his kids fs wouldn’t be snitches either #matt sturniolo