#also wow he's stronk

[skruttet]

the animation 💚

#snufkin: melody of moominvalley #also wow he's stronk

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

There are two dorks within me:

(I am neither well rested nor sober, forgive this being messy af)

Dorkus Primus sees Gotham War's plotline as being critically about the fact that there are more lines to cross than just killing and that if you (as Batman has in many many renditions of him) treat killing as the ONLY line you will not cross (also like a lot of Cops and Coppaganda does) then you ain't a hero! You will treat criminals in monstrous ways if you are willing to do anything except kill!!

Hurting Jason was very clearly meant to be one of those lines! Feeling like Batman is the villain in this one is the point!!

And like the Zur thing seems to be about grappling with how Batman is fundamentally not an answer to the challenges that the criminals themselves are facing because 'fuck em up and let the hospital and justice systems sort em out' does not do anything to help the criminals!!!! The Distilled Essence of Batman's reaction to seeing a dead criminal was to go hurt other criminals just as our own criminal "justice" system has no answer other than to hurt other criminals or victim blame the dead criminals.

Bruce, the side of human compassion, was willing to consider Selina's plan after seeing results because no matter how realistic or unrealistic Catwoman's scheme might be in logistical terms, if you accept the comic's premise that it was working, then it is factually more compassionate! People who commit crimes deserve compassion! Even if, or especially if, they continue to need to operate outside the law in order to survive! Batman and Bruce being separated out is key.

It also makes a TON of sense to have Jason in the center because he has many times been used as the Bad Apple Cop who kills criminals and thus legitimizes Batman's justice as being repairative even though... it... it does not... uh... seem to have actually been repairative in any comic I've read. And yet! Due to Jason's history he has a rich potential to be someone who is far far more sympathetic to his fellow criminals. Arguably has been in several versions of him.

Sidenote: I would LOVE to see him take up 'controlling crime' in the direction of doing shit like making sure all dealers gave free clean needles to their customers or shit like that, not that I have any hope of that ever happening

Thus Dorkus Primus thinks that it is 10000000% utterly critical that no vigilante or villain kills anyone and that no one else dies for the rest of the story to keep it being about the other lines one should not cross and how criminals are entitled to way more human rights than just their lives!!!

Dorkus Secundus says that it would be off the chain sick-nasty (positive) if Bruce killed Jason again and the fact that he died at the end of Under the Red Hood (technically unconfirmed but like wow is the evidence real stronk) was finally addressed when Jason is inevitably resurrected and actually breaks down and/or slips up and admits that this was his FOURTH stint walking in the resurrection direction. Also any version of him getting declared Officially Immortal in the Jack Harkness way would be reaaaaally dope!

...Shit actually the Superboy Prime method of resurrection has a LOT in common with the Bad Wolf method... sleepy thoughts for a decidedly different day!

#okay unhinged sleep deprived rant over #i hope it was entertaining to read :3 #jason todd #damian's tomfoolery #gotham war

[dashielldeveron]

Ngl, I don't even watch BNHA, I just like your writing.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Monoma is your fave? 🤔

girl WHAT

how are you HERE how did you FIND me. wha. i. wow. golly. that's an enormous compliment; thank you so much. you are putting yourself through the bnha lore trenches for some silly stories. you are stronk and brave and v v v v kind. wow. thank you.

and huh, that's actually hard for me to answer!! at the beginning of writing soulmate trope, i would've said bakugou was, no question. and this is SO silly, but now that i've had to write all these different guys, i've had to fall in love with them to do that???? so answering who my bnha fave is is actually a hard question for me.

i would def say that monoma is my underrated fave. i very much have a soft spot for aizawa, bc similar teaching stuff that i'm going through, and also he's got all of these bizarre details about himself that make him a hilarious character.

i think, at this point, i would say, hesitantly, that my fave is shinsou??? he's been very, very sweet to me throughout all of the routes, and him in canon is such an endearing underdog/determination sort of arc.........i also think shinsou could be the one guy in canon that i could realistically pull, partially bc we are both vibing on the low-self-esteem/self-doubt/need-to-prove-ourselves/determination-to-do-something-right-if-it-kills-us bit. but i could also see canon shinsou thinking i'm a try-hard and a bluestocking loser, so. eh. i think it depends on if canon shinsou cares too much or not at all.

i guess i have a question for you (and anyone who'd want to answer) back!!! do you think that you could, realistically, pull your fave???

#dash it all

[goodmorningdove]

Noticed you’ve got a snufkin pfp? Got any thoughts about moomin valley you wanna get out?

Snork is a mood oh my god hes so autistic and im like my man. Yes.

Little my is what i aspire to be tbh like i could never be her but honestly i wish i could. Biting you biting you biting you.

Snufkin i love this version of him. Hes so little. Like personality wise. He has his wisdom sure but like in the same way a kid with shitty parents does. Like you know a lot due to your circumstances but you are also young and have not seen much. Hes me and that is why he is my pfp. Man says "bye" by just leaving without warning and besties that is my toxic trait!!! Also I have the hot take that his need to not want to constrain something by loving it too much is actualllly about how he doesnt want to like. Force moomin to always wait for him. I think hes very afraid of trapping moomin rather than moomin trapping him. Whether this is about romantic or platonic feelings is irrelevant. I am this way about everyone.

I really want more snorkmaiden development all of her character arcs seem to be second to jer relationship with moomin. Which wpuld be fine if moomin wasnt the main character? Because she should basically then be the 2nd character with major plot stuff going on. Shes gotten more stuff as weve gone on (esp with snorks intro in s3) and i hope s4 really delves into her character because i like her character a lot!

Speaking of moomin and Snorkmaiden's relationship! It's very light on the themes like most of their early stuff is snorkmaiden wanting a stronk man and moomin being a soft boi which was okay thematically. Could be better but it wasnt the worst. But now its just "look at that relationship. Wow. Sure is a relationship!" Where. Where are the themes. Like you have an amazing set up theme with moomin living at the top of a tower and there was the one episode that shows snorkmaiden playing with a knight figurine or something and it would be awesome to have snorkmaiden be moomin's knight in shining armour you know role reversal on the manly knight saving the princess in the tower. But they havent really shown they were gonna go down that route since moomin came back from the island. And that would be fine, except. Well. Moomin does have a relationship with another character that has A Lot of themes! Including framing moomin as a princess-in-the-tower. Like im sorry but why are they giving snufkin and moomin so many romatic themes if theyre not even gonna follow through? Im not letting myself get my hopes up, we're being queerbaited my dudes that mountain ep was like. ???????? As someone who went to film school and LITERALLY STUDIES THEMES IN MOTION PICTURES LIKE FILM AND TV whaaat the fuck. Its queer baiting im sorry and it pisses me off so much. Theyre shorting snorkmaidens character to queerbait us with snufmin this isnt what anyone wanted me to say but its true and everyone needs to relunctantly accept it

#i want to be wrong #like either give moomin and snorkmaiden more romantic literary themes #or break them apart! #you dont even need to put moomin and snufkin together just. give snorkmaiden either a relation with a lot of strong themes or free her

[jensensitive]

ig everyone sexually attracted to jensen really had more riding on that nude scene than i’d thought about, cause it’s so strange how the reactions are reversed. Like everyone who isn’t sexually attracted to him and didn’t want to see it and thought it’d just be weird and they’d never be able to unsee it is just like “oh cool, look it’s A Dude™ wow look how stronk he got,” and everyone who is sexually attracted to him is either pleased or just like going though the damn ringer with their expectations and desires that they projected onto this dude’s body and what they wanted and expected and how they feel about it. And like not that this isn’t understandable on some level ig for allosexual people, like you like what you like ig, but don’t yall ever just like people’s bodies because of whose bodies they are? Like wow that’s their body that they live in, that’s theirs, that’s them. Idk maybe i’m just too ace and gay and find this all too unrelatable. It is foreign, but I also don’t wonder if maybe some of these people who are so disappointed and in their feelings about this man’s body maybe just thought they were sexually attracted to this guy and then find that they aren’t actually, and like idk guys maybe you should explore that. Like maybe it doesn’t mean anything, maybe you’re just not sexually attracted to this particular dude, which in and of itself must feel weird ig idk, idk how that all works exactly, but it could also mean that your standards for dudes are so unrealistic and impossible as to be virtually just entirely in the realm of fantasy, because his body seems pretty flawless to me. It just makes me think like, if you really like a dude, but then when confronted with his naked body, you’re put off by it, ...... idk... But just if this is distressing for someone or whatever, like they thought they were sexually attracted to him, and now they’re not, it is perfectly fine to have a crush on the dude without it being sexual, that’s chill too, you can do that. And it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re not sexually attracted to dudes at all, (although it could also mean that.)

#look man i've been there i realised i was gay after meeting misha

[cloudninetonine]

Yo yo! Top Gun anon here and first I’m so happy people are seeing the v i s i o n. To add to it and a bit of what others said imma put it in a list because I have so many ideas but I don’t wanna overwhelm!

1) To play on the cozy player/stronk chain thing and the gravity of the initial rift/difference between the two parties: reader with softer hands/less scaring than the group. Why? Not just for the fluffiness of hand comparisons (and the “must protect”) but for the realization that they’re the farthest thing from what these fools got going on.

They lift up a sword, and I dunno how rough the handles are but these guys definitely have no problems with it. Yet for player it’s much rougher than anything they’re used to. Holding onto it for so long could be painful. Laying in their types of (most likely) makeshift sleeping bags? Coarse fabrics=uncomfortable. Mid rant funny thought about how the chain my see player as “fussy” or something along those lines but instead they’ve barely ever, if at all, came in contact with this much extended “roughing” of the “it”. Lowkey this makes me think of how cozy and nice things can be now in comparison to then.

2) Same-ish point but Stronk chain? Angry player being fireman carried by whichever link away from (danger/mischief/etc) and just hitting his back, not hard but enough where a normal person give up and set em down, but he isn’t even phased. Just calling over his shoulder like “Are we done?🤨 Got it out your system?”

3)Angst warning that plays on Player being more affected by the carnage and battle: That scene from monsters inc where Sully is forced to scare and thus terrifies Boo? That but Player accidentally stumbles into battle because of Dink let’s say. A Link (let’s say Hyrule bc peak angst) whips around and Player has a sword pointed inches from their eyes. A bloody face and stony/wild eyes meet wide and watery ones. Player tries to play it off, they know it was an accident/misunderstanding but…they can’t help but to be on edge for just a little while. And Hyrule/the Link you choose? Ooooh boy.

4) I will later address the Top Gun Au when I get this all out my system because bayBE these ideas are FLOWING?? What’s the discord link again??/hj

Bonus: I know I glossed over the softness of hand comparisons but I gotta be honest the idea of Player’s skin being softer, smoother, less blemished or whatever sparking up a bit of teasing within the group. Maybe it’s just the basics of lighthearted digs at the idea of them in a fight or something as simple as them not being accustomed to handling such heavy weaponry. Let’s say Wars gets up first and takes their hand to compare it to his own battle ridden one. It starts off with the old “taunt”, laughter from the rest (including an “angry” Player) then as the rest carry on he zones out, thinking about how their hand is so much smaller in comparison. So much more…delicate? No no, that couldn’t be the word. Though when put next to him of all people it wouldn’t be far fetched. I’d carry on with this bonus but I don’t wanna make a whole mini fic in your asks GCHBYCHB but I SHALL expound farther on these ideas and more if y’all want because I have been STARTED.

Okay, anon, I would love all of these ideas expanded on I love them a lot!

Player being more soft compared to the others just brings a whole storm of ideas, as are their materials. I think you may have or someone else did mention it in another ask where one of the boys steal Player's clothes because of how comfy they are and I think it's a perfect idea! Them relaxing in Player's hoodie, their eyes heavy because wow this is the most softest thing they've ever felt! Then in comparison there's Player struggling because why is this fucking tunic so itchy and horrible??? Man alive is there fire ants woven into their clothes?????

Also Player just being carried in frustration would be hilarious?? Player snarks Legend and Hyrule has to carry them away while they blow up flustered in frustration because this shouldn't be happening! Even if they're heroes and buffer!

Now Player being much softer to those topics. I can definitely see Hyrule maybe being a frantic fighter as he's dealt with close calls many of times! Imagine how heartbroken he would be, seeing Player's horrified expression, stumbling back away from his sword and looking at him with a hurt that makes him want to drop to his knees and beg for their forgiveness. He wouldn't want them to brush it off, not when he can tell that they're obviously still struggling but he knows pushing the subject wouldn't work in his favour either.

ALSO WAITING FOR THE TOP GUN AU but of course take your time

#cloud answers #Anon asks

[maochira]

I HAVE HEADCANNONS I WANT TO SHARE

i headcannon that ness has a pretty big adams apple, like in the smeggy way that makes y/n go •////•

i also hc than ness’ physique is a bit more well built and smeggy than kaiser’s (i imagine that he’s on the skinnier side but with muscle)

and this makes y/n go like :000 praising ness like “wow ness ur so stronk!!” squish squish bicep and kaiser gets even more jealous cuz he’s supposed to be the ‘emperor’

ness is cuter and better tho 🤭🤭

have a nice day :) ❤️

I love Ness so much hsjdndnshsdn (he a lot like me fr) but tbh I have no idea what to respond cause I'm not attracted to men ahahaha😭 i hope you have a nice day/night too tho <3

#💟 maochira talks

[cosmic--marmalade]

You are really going through it over Dustin. It's okay. Give in. He a big, stronk, cutie-patootie.

I'm not a woman, but I would be his lil fuckin house wife if he asked.

Literally Injust wanna give him sloppy head and confidence. Bend me in half, be a lil mean to me, I will make you hand pies and say thank you.

"...I'm a Taurus, and I like long walks on the beach." I know he's doing a bit there, but I am also a Taurus who likes long walks on the beach. I also get hype af about Jim.

Dustin and I may not have the same taste in men but I absolutely would devour him regaurdless. Like, he is so cute. Did you know that? Dustin is so cute, and genuinely competent, and if booking was a little more coherently approached in in AEW I could see him getting a real good title shot (if not a title run, you think Phil cried like Miss.America when he got the title? Watch Dustin go catatonic like he thinks it might be a dream).

Chuck Taylor is a good fucking wrestler. Dustin is hot, and like....I just want to be domestic at him. Let me have this Slap. We can be weird about Bryan's dionysian tendencies anytime, but Dustin? Is Just Some Guy and that is so sexy of him wow.

#i am so drunk can toh tell?

[kageyamatobiyogurt]

haikyuu boys doing your makeup

a/n: what’s up what’s up here’s another fluffy one for y’alllllllll.. maybe i’ll do a part two… lmk who you want? or i might do a post that’s reversed 👀

includes: sakusa, bokuto, kageyama

sakusa:

you had asked him to do your makeup and after some consideration (with his eyebrows obviously furrowed), he agreed

it was also a bit of a surprise you trusted him with it, so he wanted to do it well (like most things)

i feel like he’s someone with careful hands

he’s also someone who wouldn’t really consider himself an artist but you really believe he was one in another life

he’s so so patient and he puts care into everything he decides to add to your face

in the way he’s careful, he’s a lot more on the subtle side of things, he’s kind of keeping in mind the notion of “less is more” and that isn’t so wrong 

he even tied his hair back so he wouldn’t have any distractions

his touch is light as he places a finger under your chin to turn your head so he can brush on some highlight

little muttering like “babe look to the left”

or “do this with your lips” as he shows you how he wants you to press them together 🥺

you flinched when he was about to put your eyeliner and he got a little hurt

sakusa was hiding it, but you could tell there was the slightest pout to his lips

“babe when would i ever hurt you,” he exhaled softly

“omi of course you wouldn’t,” you chuckle, tucking a loose curl behind his ear, “i’m excited to look” you smile, making him smile in return

he only tells you to close one eye and it’s so funny because you can see him in severe concentration so he can make a clean line with the eyeliner

“don’t move,” he tells you (as if you would lmao) and his mouth is parted every so slightly as he focuses

“okay so i think it might be a little uneven but i think it’s maybe not that bad,” he tells you, trying not to disappoint you too much

let be honest, it was not bad at all

he actually blended your concealer pretty decently, your eye shadow was subtle with the slight hint of pink, and the highlight was less than you’d usually use

it was quite good

you’re half tempted to ask him to do your makeup on the future days you don’t feel like doing it (he would literally not object) 

sakusa let’s out a sigh of relief when you give him this smile that squeezes his heart

“i feel very pretty omi” you tell him

he smiles back in the way the corners of his eyes crinkle- the smile that was only reserved for you- “and i didn’t have to do much, darling”

bokuto:

in this case, he asked you if he could try doing your makeup

he kind of liked being in the background whenever you did it 

bokuto watched some steps here and there 

he also got particularly excited when you’d take out your highlight because he liked how you shined 

of course you were beautiful in his eyes no matter what (especially in the mornings when you’ve just rolled out of bed) 

but when you did your makeup you were just that much more pretty 

he didn’t even think it was possible to get better, but here you are surprising him yet again! 

you little transformations and different looks always wowed him and he wanted to see if you’d let him try too 

ofc you would !

he makes you sit by straddling his lap- this is not up for discussion 

also does not let you see the progress, he wants to surprise you !

he really tries to be gentle but big himbo man is a little too stronk sometimes anyway 

may accidentally poke your face but he kisses it better don’t worry 

he isn’t the most artistic so you feel your stomach churn a little at the bright red lipstick he picks out 

but his eyes are full of stars as he looks at you so you can’t even object 

his tongue sticks out as he whips out your eyeliner 

you put a hand on his chest before he starts, “kou, be careful, okay?” just a gentle reminder 

bokuto purses his lips as he nods quickly, “of course babe!” 

okay listen, he really tried. he tried to be as dainty as you and he tried to bring out the best he saw in you

he reaches over to your little mirror to present his hard work (he spent a good 30-45 minutes) with the proudest beam 

you mentally braced yourself for your look because makeup isn’t the easiest especially when you do it the first time 

you can can let out a breath when you finally get to see your look, it isn’t bad at all!

the eyeshadow is a little uneven but you can see that he tried to pick out the same colors you usually did 

the eyeliner is a little wobbly too but it’s nothing concealer couldn’t fix 

the boldest part was indeed the red lip, but you’re pleasantly surprised :))

he’s holding onto your words as you examine yourself in the mirror 

“you like it, baby?” 

you nod and give him a grin, “not bad at all, kou, i look nice” 

he gets so giddy aWIEE 

he pulls you in for a hug for trusting him and you give him a big ol’ smooch on the cheek to leave a lipstick print 

mans makes sure to take pictures of you and take pictures of you two together too 

will most definitely gesture to you and the lipstick kiss on his cheek in your selfies, he’s very proud

kageyama: 

he’s a perfectionist, it’s in his blood 

he was a bit surprised at your request but he would never really say no to you - bc he’s a softie 

before he even touches your face with makeup he does research BABY 

there’s so many products?? his mind is reeling at your makeup bag or desk with the amount of brushes and makeup that seemingly looks the same as each other 

he’s sitting and sifting through your stuff muttering questions here and there, and they’re all in his tiny voice 

“whAt do yOu mEaN concealer and foundation aren’t the same thing?” 

“why do you have spray? setting spray??” 

when you answer he’s just listening intently and nodding to your words 

he watches tutorials on youtube for you :((( 

in his research, he asked you how you would describe your usual makeup look so he really delved into what you liked 

i think he’d probably be someone who would do your makeup and actually go strictly through all the steps 

he learns how to match colors to each other and how to blend in your eyeshadow 

he also has really steady and talented hands so he’s not even slightly intimidated by eyeliner 

he watched the video, now he knows. how hard could it be? 

her really wants to do you right and make you feel proud of him 

mans might even end up finding better products for you and those are his future gifts <3 

kageyama is also someone who probably could have been an artist in another life. he’s quite technical and precise 

he has you sit on a chair in front of him, in the space between his legs, and he uses his hands just to gently turn your head occasionally 

he sits on a chair with wheels so he ends up adjusting himself more than you 

his touches are light and calculated 

arguably, the final look might be better than your usual work

the eyeliner? absolutely perfect, the wings are twins. he knEw how to correct them in the event they weren’t perfect 

your eyebrows? in the best shape they’ve ever been in 

the eyeshadow? it’s very subtle. the overall look is actually almost like there’s no makeup at all (the kind of no makeup look that guys get fooled by lmao), but more like your skin and all of your features were perfected 

only the best for his love i’m literally going to fold in on myself this is so so cute 

when you see yourself you actually gotta stand in front of the mirror for a good five minutes, it just so good. he stands behind you a little nervous 

“tobio, you really are amazing you know,” you said, making eye contact with his reflection 

his ears turn pink at your compliment nsydhsfb 

“well i’d wanna do anything well for you” he replies, coming behind you to wrap his arms around your waist 

he nuzzles into your neck and all you can do is turn around and embrace him back <33333

#haikyuu!! #hq #haikyuu headcanons #kageyama tobio #haikyuu kageyama #kageyama x reader #kageyama x you #kageyama x y/n #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa x reader #sakusa x y/n #sakusa x you #bokuto x you #bokuto x reader #bokuto x y/n #haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu bokuto #kageyama hcs #sakusa hcs #bokuto hcs #kageyama fluff #sakusa fluff #bokuto fluff

[outivv]

I was just watching Demon Slayer while eating my lunch, and I got an idea. So what if The Boys' s/o is a demon, but they're like Nezuko; they can shrink and enlarge at will, but they aren't immune to sunlight so they may rely on The Boys to carry them in a makeshift backpack. They can also absolutely kick ass if necessary, and they're insanely stronk. But most of the time, they're smothering The Boys with kisses, headpats, etc. because they really like The Boys and want them to know it.

Synopsis: demon slayer au, where y/n is like nezuko

Warnings: mentions of fighting, and minor cursing.

Game/ anime: genshin impact and a slight bit of demon slayer.

Characters: zhongli, Diluc, childe, kaeya, and dainsleif

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: yes! Demon slayer has been on my mind recently, so yes! I really want to see the movie but haven’t gotten around to it for some reason? I don’t know, but this was honestly really exciting to write because demon slayer is probably one of my favorite animes. So I really hope you enjoy, and have an amazing day/afternoon/night! (Now I’m imagining the boys as demon slayers :’))

— zhongli —

To say the least zhongli is hiding you from xiao. So he took you in, and now he’s stuck with you.

In the first few months of your relationship(?) he found out that you can shrink and enlarge at will. Which to say the least was surprising. Literally gave him a heart attack when you suddenly enlarged to get something on top of the cupboards.

Later that same day he found out you hate sunlight. Like... hate it. He’d do anything in his power to make you comfortable, and when you both need to go somewhere in the day he’d try to shield you from the sunlight as best as possible. Then you suggested that he’d carry you in a little backpack, and it’d be easier because you could shrink... so he did that.

You probably got caught by some treasure hoarders, thinking that the makeshift backpack you were in had something valuable. When you jumped out and throat punched one of them though, they found out just how wrong they were. Zhongli watched in awe at your strength before realizing that it would be smart of him to step in and help.

He finds it oddly adorable how you can go from absolutely destroying a ruin guard in one punch, to smothering him in kisses and love. He doesn’t mind it no, but he finds it kinda hilarious. I mean you went berserk and now you’re nuzzling up to him saying how much you live him. Kinda makes him just... sit there. Like ‘wow... ok... I mean... I want the affection but... wow...’ he’s absolutely smitten honestly.

— childe —

Now in childe’s scenario I’m going to say either you were a failed experiment gone right by dottore. Or he found you in the forests of snezhnaya. (I’m gonna leave it up to you to decide) either way, childe said you could be valuable to the fatui, and now here you are... in a relationship with this bastard amazing guy.

I feel like he’d know about your strength, and growing/shrinking abilities. Mostly because I think because one of the reasons that they kept you was so you’d be of some sort of use to the fatui (at first! Childe grew to care and love you. Lowkey a sucker for these kinda fics so... I’m adding it into my headcanons.) they’d have to see what you could do exactly. For their safety, and the safety of others, they’d need to know.

I think he’d be kinda iffy on the whole ‘carrying you in a backpack’ thing. Mainly because it’s always snowing in snezhnaya so it’s always cloudy. But when you travel he’s going to have to suck it up and carry you.

I think you’d often go with childe on missions, because 1. He’s your boyfriend. And 2. He’s the one that decided you should join the fatui, so in the harbingers eyes he’s the one that has to take responsibility. (I feel that that made y/n sound like a dog I’m so sorry :’)) so he’s seen you in action before, and every time he does it never fails to take his breath away.

And you fighting countless foes on the battlefield, and then showering him in your love makes him feel proud, and kinda cocky. Like you, a future harbinger candidate, just took down a bunch of foes... and now your going to give him all of your affection. He just feels extra special when you do that, not going to lie.

— kaeya —

He probably found you doing some commissions, he was just taking a stroll around mondstadt and stubbled upon one of the people the knights wish they could recruit. Complete coincidence.

When he goes to walk over to you fighting a bunch of hilichurls, and sees that you’re taking them down in one hit, he’s slightly impressed. I mean they’re just hilichurls after all. At first he challenged you, and said you should fight the ruin guard at the thousand winds temple, and when you rose to the challenge and completed it with ease he could see why the knights wanted you so badly.

Of course he’d “stumble” upon you more and more, and then you know... you start dating (I’m not in the mood to write a while backstory for how you got into a relationship but just imagine it as a “he kept challenging you and then fell in love with you” kinda thing? I’m not sure but yeah :D)

Whenever you fight, whether it be sparring with someone, or a commission, and kaeya has the honor of seeing you he’ll announce to everyone that “hey that’s my s/o!” And he expects attention and kisses afterwards from you.

He knows the routine by now, you fight, or do a commission, just something that involves fighting, and then he gets a bunch of attention. Kaeya is no fool. He knows.

When he found out that you hate sunlight, and that’s why you do most of your work at night, he was kinda surprised. He honestly just assumed you were like rosaria, and were busy during the day so you did your... “community work” at night.

When he finds out you can shrink and grow he’s just kinda like “oh... well that’s new. Cool. But new.” And then asks you what else you can do that he didn’t know about.

I don’t think he’d need to take you anywhere in a makeshift backpack. And if he needed to he probably couldn’t due to knight work you know?

— Diluc —

He’s seen you a few times at angels share, only late at night of course but he’s still seen you around. He’s been kinda crushing on you from afar so he didn’t know much about you. Only that you’re a high ranked adventure from somewhere other than mondstadt. Eventually though he did ask you out, and now you’re dating. Congrats!

When he saw you fight for the first time I can guarantee that his first thought was ‘where the hell are they from!? What were they feeding them holy-“ he’s in absolute awe at your strength. Diluc isn’t much of a guy for sparring, but now he’s inclined to try to spar with you. He’d probably break something but it’d be worth it in his mind.

After you fight like three ruin hunters, and you run over to him smothering him in love and affection, he’s taken back. Like he had to make sure you were the same person that absolutely destroyed those ruin hunters. I mean he’s not complaining... he probably found it attractive honestly. (You thought childe would be the one to find you destroying some enemy and then giving him all your attention, attractive??? I mean he does... but no! It was Diluc all along!)

He’ll take note that you don’t like sunlight and then will be very adamant on getting you a backpack that you can fit in. Like it’s one of the first things he does after finding out.

When he finds out you can shrink/ grow though? He’s confused. He’ll act like it was normal but will then suddenly say “what was that.” Very sternly. Like he demands and answer.

— dainsleif —

You’ve been with dainsleif for a while, both as he travel companion, and his s/o. So I think he’s knows for a while that you’re insanely strong, don’t like sunlight, and and grow and shrink.

When he found out you were really strong he was kinda taken aback but went with it and didn’t really ask you about it, more passively asked you how you got so strong.

Whenever you come up to him and kiss him, and just generally shower him with love and attention, he’ll gladly take it. Like full smile on his face, because just like Diluc he thinks that you beating a ruin hunters ass and then giving him all your love is attractive.

When he saw you shrink and grow he did the same as Diluc, except didn’t demand an answer. He was just like, “so... care to explain what that was?” He’ll understand if you don’t want to but that doesn’t make him any less curious.

You both travel a lot, so he’d have to carry you in a makeshift backpack everywhere. He doesn’t mind it, he wishes you could be walking right beside him but he understands that you physically can’t. Cause sunlight will turn you to dust, and he loves you too much to be selfish and let that happen.

#genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin x reader #genshin x gender neutral reader #genshin fluff #genshin headers #genshin kaeya #genshin zhongli #genshin diluc #genshin childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin dainsleif #kaeya x reader #zhongli x reader #diluc x reader #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader #dainsleif x reader #kaeya fluff #zhongli fluff #childe fluff #Diluc fluff #tartaglia fluff #dainsleif fluff #Kaeya #zhongli #childe #tartaglia #Diluc #Dainsleif

[yikesharringrove]

ok but elementary teacher steve with firefighter billy. billy comes to do talks about fire safety to the kids at the beginning of the year and steve’s just like shit, i think i’m in love 😳 but figures he’ll never see him again.

tHEN his class goes on a field trip to the fire station and billy’s working that day. he’s showing the kids how firefighters have to put on their uniforms really fast, telling them how heavy everything is and all steve can think about is strong man. big, strong, hot man. and then billy demonstrates the fireman’s carry with steve as a volunteer and wow, big, strong, hot man picking ME up. plus billy is really good with the kids which just makes steve’s heart explode.

when they’re leaving the station, billy pulls steve aside and slips him his number (he also says some really cheesy pickup line that definitely involves a firefighter pun)

I remember doing a visit like that in kindergarten, so that’s what we’re going with.

So first week of school, the younger grades get visits from the local fire department to go over general firs safety and the fire evácuala tino plan for the school.

Billy walks into Steve’s classroom and Steve is just :o oop. That’s some boyfriend material right there.

But then later in the year, maybe for like a “career” type thing, they do a field trip to the station and a few of the other fire fighters are there, and they show the kids how quickly they put on their gear, and let the kids slide down the pole, and one of the kids starts crying or something so Billy holds them and is like, just being adorable and Steve is like “oh, so he’s husband material”

And at one point Billy’s talking about how they sometimes have to carry people out of the buildings, and he’s like “I need a volunteer to show how we save people. Maybe Mr. Harrington can help me?” And the kids are all excited and Billy’s smirking at him, so he’s gotta. And Billy yeets him over one shoulder and Steve is like “:0 a!” Bc Billy is just big. Stronk. Mans.

And as he’s herding the kids back on the bus, Billy pulls him aside and hands him his phone number and he’s like “it’s not just fires I put out” which doesn’t even make fucking sense but Steve laughs and calls him the same night

#steve harrington #billy hargrove #harringrove #yikes headcanons

[tedturneriscrazy]

Here we are with Eda's Requiem! This is one I've been eagerly anticipating, thanks in no small part to one Raine Whispers. You know the drill.

Opening with Eda being a soft owl mom❤

Also, she has her own keepsake Grom photo❤❤❤

Oh, impending empty nest syndrome? (Heh, how approriate, considering she has a literal nest)

Ooh, a preview of bard magic?!

Oh, that seems...ominous...

That was an impressive flying sequence! Whatcha training for, Luz?

There they are! Raine! My beloved!

Oh my god they're adorable

Wow, Eda, you sure do sound like you definitely don't want Luz to stick around for a while longer

Guess Lilith took the brain cell with her when she left

Ah, a race! So Luz wasn't playing Grudgby after all

Boy, Eda is doing her best to avoid that particular subject, huh?

Really pushing the "apple blood = booze" angle here

Oh, hey, it's that one demon hunter lady! Makes sense they'd all be wild witches, I suppose

The bartender's name is Kevin and I don't know how to feel about that (that's my name)

Either that mask spun around or Eda's punch was powerful enough to twist his head around. In which case, damn

Oh, there's the band! Bard magic!

Even with a mask they can't get over the stage fright

(I still love them)

Also, very impressive how they can pull stuff off with singular string plucks. Guess they're the head of the Bard Coven for a reason

Bards Against the Throne. BATs. Clever!

Ah, there's the sewer scene that kept showing up in promo images

Trailer shot of Raine!

Aaand blushing at being embarrassed by Eda. Looks like they'll kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll.

Still, glad to see they're not bitter exes

Flashback time!

Fuck, the framing is so romantic, it has to be intentional

Facing your fears by punching them in the face? Sounds like Eda, all right.

Those who were hoping for blushing Eda are being fed

They really wasted an opportunity for Luz to train with Willow

"LEAN ON ME!" Let's hope Hooty doesn't cover Bill Withers anytime soon

"You're not our mom!" Give it a minute, Amber.

So food fanfic girl's name is Katya! Good to know

"Rainestorm" it's not Rainedrop, but I'll take it!

Forgot to mention: these two are so obviously yearning for each other and it's amazing

I'm sorry, but Raine summoning Eda's...mandolin(?) while lounging like that is sexy as fuck

The way the curse affects that magic is fascinating

Oh yeah: title drop!

Amber turned around quickly, didn't she?

Keep on putting that off until the last possible moment for dramatic effect

Everything about the Cup of Ephemeral Glory is hilarious

And Eda's gonna miss the whole thing, isn't she?

Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?! *remembers TRoS* Oh. Right. God that movie sucked.

Ooh, Abomination and Beast Keeping heads!

Also, Horde Prime is that you?

(Looked it up. That is, indeed, Keston John)

Sick burns, King

Every once in a while Luz reminds us how good she really is with those glyphs

If people weren't simping over Darius before, they will be

It's really cool to see more beast keeping and abomination magic in action, ngl

Also glad to see resourceful use of invisibility glyphs

Also also, loving the way Raine is bridal carrying Eda. They stronk, indeed.

Oh shit, utilizing the curse

Uh, Darius? Buddy? You literally turn into abomination goo. A bit of mud seems like small potatoes in comparison.

Oh shit, they're going feral

This sequence is amazing

Oh, there's the question.

Raine, you botched that quote, but I appreciate the sentiment

(God, they're cute)

Aw fuck

NOOOO GODDAMNIT RAINE

(The stage fright gag was set up to punch us in the gut, well done)

Eda is clearly devastated...and so am I💔

Oh that picture is wonderful

Somehow I had a feeling Luz wouldn't win the race

Even the vomiting? Wow, this episode is just callback central

Even Eda knows the power of social media (and her username is Badgirlcoven!)

Okay how dare they show such an adorable shot of Willow in her room (Might have to post separately about this)

Amity still rocking the purple hair

KING DAD REAL?!?!?! AND HE HAS WINGS!!!

KING CLAWTHORNE!!!😭

Much tears very cry wow

Eber is a little shit love it

Oh hi Kiki fuck off

I am very okay with Darius calling Alador a hack

KIKIMORA I WILL END YOU HSSSSSSSS

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHYYYYYYYYYY

I guess they're not dead?

THEY BETTER BE OKAY IN THE END I SWEAR TO THE TITAN

Wow! Loved this episode! My favorite this season, probably due to Raine! I love them! I'm a simp! I'm Raeda trash!

That aside, so many amazing moments, and the music was top notch. This show is a gift!

See you for Knock Knock Knockin' On Hooty's Door! It'll probably hit us out of nowhere, knowing how this works.

Can't wait for this post to be buried by the Comic-Con panel😆

#the owl house #eda clawthorne #luz noceda #king clawthorne #raine whispers #kikimora #hooty #toh s2 spoilers #the owl house s2 spoilers #the owl house season 2 spoilers #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers

[tobiosmilktea]

hey! i really love your headcanons! can i request osamu, atsumu, and sakusa with a female s/o who's into ballet? like how would they react when their s/o perform or how would they feel when they see their s/o put so much effort in her career as a ballerina. thanks before! 💖

ballerina girlfriend w/ osamu, atsumu, and sakusa

a/n: finally my years of binge watching the royal ballet youtube videos have come in handy ✨😌

— m. osamu

his guilty pleasure is watching ballet performances on youtube occasionally

honestly, it wasn’t his fault because you were the one who pulled up a video of the variation you were trying to learn on his account and all of a sudden he started getting ballet videos all over his recommendations

he doesn’t mind tho cause he finds them kinda relaxing

and whenever he watching a performance of one of the variations you’ve been working on, he’s genuinely shocked you could even do every move

he loves watching you practice whenever you’re not at the company

lowkey, osamu would probably be one of those people who don’t actually do the dance/sport but still point out if they made a mistake or not (like watching the olympics type beat)

“isn’t your leg on the forth attitude supposed to be devant??” or “it’s a forth position croise, maam.” or “i dunno, y/n, your bouree could be better” (i don’t know if any of this is correct btw 💀)

i think he watches a little too much royal ballet lmao

he’s really proud of you when he finds out you were promoted to principle as it’s one step closer to becoming a professional (once again idk if this is accurate)

it had been your dream since you started ballet so osamu has been really supportive of you the moment you two started dating

whenever you forget something in your kit or if it runs out (maybe like tiger balm to ease the soreness) know that osamu is on his way to save the day

he always asks if you’re feeling alright whenever he comes to pick you up from rehearsal cause he knows you like to give it your all when you’re dancing

unlike atsumu, osamu knows audience etiquette when watching your performances and only claps the absolute loudest whenever your variations are over

he tries to go to every performance you have no matter what, but he did have to miss one of your performances cause he was in tokyo for nationals

but he still supported you despite being five hours away

bonus: you sometimes get sick of osamu being nit-picky whenever he watches you practice so you make him learn a few ballet moves

he’s lowkey decent for someone who has never done ballet ngl despite almost rolling his ankle trying to land a pas de chat

— m. atsumu

homeboy thought he had it pretty hard balancing volleyball and school work but you honestly took the cake on this one

atsumu always knew that you were a hard worker and is usually really busy, but i guess he didn’t really notice that the majority of your time went into ballet when you weren’t focusing on school

he didn’t notice how much effort you put into your hobby until your ballet company’s performance was only two weeks away

literally the moment the school’s bell dismissed classes, you were already out of the classroom door trying to get to rehearsal on time considering you’re a principle and you wanted to warm up for the hours of practicing coming your way

there were days where you and atsumu only see each other during lunch breaks at school because your schedules often overlap

you two try your best seeing each other and sometimes surprise one another if someone’s practice ends up being shorter than usual or if the season isn’t in full swing yet

lowkey i could see atsumu leaving vb practice asap just to see you practicing

since homie is STRONK™️, he would help you break in your ballet shoes

his favorite part is when you let him beat the absolute crap out of the toe box (i.e hitting it against the concrete floor or stepping on it) so you can have a softer landing when you dance

however, sometimes you have to stop him from overdoing it our else the toe box is too weak to even support you anymore (it happened once and you didn’t have time to break in a new pair)

after a long days worth of practice, the ones where you could barely walk, atsumu would be there holding you up and walking with you everywhere

and this happens often even if you feel fine cause his practice always ends before yours so he’s always showing up at your ballet company to pick you up cause he’s a responsible bf

atsumu is such a supportive boyf, but definitely a loud one

the first performance he saw of yours (let’s say you did esmeralda’s variation) he would be clapping along to the beat as if he was in a russian audience

he ended up getting shushed at BUT when you did Don Quixote, he was having the time of his life clapping during the act 1 finale when you were doing pirouette’s across the stage

after each variation that you are in, he’s so loud like 🥺🥺

wow we love a supportive mans

afterwards he would give you the biggest bouquet he could afford and takes you out to a celebratory dinner cause he thinks you’re absolutely amazing

bonus: he would try some basic ballet moves but he’s honestly not that flexible

his ankles said bYE

— s. kiyoomi

sakusa’s super respectful of your hobbies and that you’re generally a busy person when it comes to it

he tries to spend as much time with you even if it has to do with ballet

whenever he’s over at your house and you’re rehearsing a variation, he loves watching you even if you do mess up

sometimes you would ask him to double check what the next move is just to tease him cause you know he doesn’t know shit about ballet

“sakusa, what’s after the arabesque?”

and he’s like “um... i think you go on your toes after that”

wow thanks for the help dude,, very descriptive

unlike the twins, his support is more on the quieter side

he isn’t one that’s into ballet like osamu or loud and chaotic like atsumu, but you’re aware of his support

he tries to attend every one of your performances and often times gives you massages after a very harsh rehearsal

sakusa even lets you ramble about the shit that goes on in that ballet company of yours and he acts like he understands half of the stuff you’re saying

“can you believe that yuri got principle instead of naho?? literally, naho did the sugar plum pas de deux with haruto better than yuri did. like her bourees are soo clean, i’m jealous”

principle?? pas de deux?? bouree?? lol just nod and agree sakusa,, we’ve all been there

this doesn’t mean that he doesn’t try his best to learn everything that you’re saying as you practically did the same for him with volleyball

you deadass learned how to play (not that you’re any good), learned all the positions, the possible calls, and all the rules just so you could watch his games and understand them

sakusa likes things to be mutual so he tries learning balle terms but all the french is kinda throwing him off a bit

despite going to a lot of your performances, you don’t push him into going since you know how he feels about crowds and such

especially when everyone is walking in or out once the show is over, you know sakusa is going to get overwhelmed and you always tell him that he doesn’t have to go

but he wants to prove to you that he’s a good bf that’s supportive so he pushes through either way

on the plus side, it’s easy to spot sakusa in the crowd cause he’s the only one wearing a mask

you don’t even have to see his face in order to know that he’s proud of you 

bonus: because sakusa is trying his hardest to know the basics of ballet, he basically forces you to teach him some moves

when you teach him all of the positions, he’s surprisingly good esp at fourth and fifth position

you knew he had flexible wrists but you didn’t know it also applied to his ankles too LMAO

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hcs #atsumu x reader #atsumu imagines #atsumu scenarios #atsumu hcs #atsumu headcanons #osamu x reader #osamu imagines #osamu scenarios #osamu headcanons #osamu hcs #sakusa x reader #sakusa imagines #sakusa scenarios #sakusa headcanons #sakusa hcs

[maybe-i-should-try-harder]

👍, 💞, 🎤

👀👀

WHOAA yay!! Hello! I am so excited you're engaging with me WOO! Anyways, to the questions! 👍- Favorite HC God, I have so many uhhh, probably Jared crushing on Evan but that's practically canon, so! Either Chubby Jared, Stronk Evan, or just all of your fics that include hcs LMAO! Maybe even Evan being oblivious to his own feelings and crushing on Jared???? I also really really love the hc that Jared and Connor used to know each other Or maybe- Maybe I should stop, I just love a lot of headcanons WAIT! I KNOW. JARED KLEINMAN HAS A CAT WITH AN OBSCURE NAME (EX, SPAGHETTI!) THAT'S MY FAV HC! 💞- Favorite ship guess! 3 2 1 TREEBROS! nah, just kidding, Kleinsen all the way, biggest comfort, biggest enjoyment, and it's what led me to you! Which i'm forever thankful for, so! KLEINSEN! 🎤- Best musical moment Haha, wow! You're really asking me the toughest ones! MMMmm.. Let's start with the lighthearted ones, shall we? *gets extremely close to Jared* I AM NOT HYPERVENTILATING!!!!! Kinky! THERE'S NOTHING UNREALSTIC ABOUT ONE MAN'S LOVE TO THE OTHER! IN FACT, SOME MIGHT EVEN CALL IT BEAUTIFUL- You're adorable.. You're as cute as a frickin button...

very heterosexual! YOU KISSED ZOE MURHPY ON HER BROTHER'S BED..AFTER HE D I E D? CrACK? *slaps the back of Jared's head*

THE INSANELY COOL JARED KLEINMAN! they think you were lovers, you realize that, right?

lots of Sincerely me and kleinsen, whoops! Now, to the angst! E: We need more emails. Emails showing that he was getting worse. *Jared laughs.* E: This isn't funny! J: Oh, I think it's hilarious. I think everyone would probably think it's hilarious. E: What is that supposed to mean? J: It means, you should remember who your friends are. E: I thought the only reason you even talk to me is because of your car insurance. J: So? E: So, maybe the only reason you talk to me, Jared, is because you don't have any other friends. J: I could tell everyone everything. E: Great. Go ahead. Do it. Tell everyone how you helped write emails pretending to be a kid who killed himself. J: Fuck you, Evan! Asshole. GODDDDDDDD THAT MOMENT,,, TOP TEN!!! Also, easily,

And you say what you need to say, And you play who you need to play, And if somebody's in your way, Crush them and leave them behind. (basically, all of Good For You, before and after!) and we'll end on a bittersweet note since this is getting long, Dear Evan Hansen: Today is going to be a good day. And here's why- because today, no matter what else, um, today at least you're you. So, no hiding… no lying. Just you. And that's… that’s enough.

List of asks!

[tahdashi]

on the topic of stronk Keiji

Keiji always insisting to carry your things, no matter how heavy or light they are <33

also walking through a park at night with him, just taking in the breeze, then him randomly deciding to either give you a piggyback right back or swooping in to carry you bridal style like–

"Keiji?! aren't i heavy?"

"heavy or not, i'd like to carry you either way"

"... you dodged the question"

*freezes* "..."

anyways all that follows is playful banter and kisses ( ˘ ³˘)♥

sol ily thank you for feeding my obsession <3

keiji giving you a piggy back ride and then you attempt to give him one and he goes “wow you’re so strong” in the most dull voice — he’s not even 2 inches off the ground

#pls keiji we’re not as stronk as you #THE BANTER #i’m melting #THANK U SOLLIE #sollie ✧˚ · . #from the stars

[latin-dr-robotnik]

Like I said earlier, I know it's been a year since the last time I brought up the topic of older!sonamy (basically young adults, something I discussed in past asks), but I started thinking about it again, precisely about how they would deal with respecting each other's space.

In the past, we talked about older!sonamy being stronk and pretty much the "adventuring couple" type, we also talked about Sonic feeling rather chill about his feelings and Amy still being pretty clear about her intentions and when it comes to go dating around. Taking that into consideration, older!sonamy was always meant to be the more “mature”, healthy, realized dynamic; but as much as I love coming up with new adventures exclusive to them, how would the down time in between adventures be like?

Well, I think it can be more like:

Shortly after returning from his trip to the depths of Adabat with Amy, Sonic runs up to Tails' workshop, finding the young mastermind doing his ever so usual mechanic work on the newly updated Tornado S-model. Sonic stands right by his side, silently staring at him, smiling, waiting for him to realize. 

Tails reaches for a wrench, Sonic leans it to him, causing the fox to pause in place for a second, before he turns to Sonic and the shock kicks in.

Tails: Oh, wow, Sonic! Long time no see! Like, dude, seriously, quite a long time!

Sonic: Heeyyy bro, I know I’ve been out for a hot minute, but I missed ya a lot! What’s up?

Tails: Uh... you here alone? And Amy?

Sonic: Haha, don't worry, Ames is just out for the whole week. I think she's having a great time out there with Rouge, actually!

Tails: ...you 'think'?

Sonic: Yeah, haven't talked since she left. I bet she's fine and that's all I need to know! We'll have a lot more opportunities to spend time together, but as for me... I have some new exclusive plans to share you, heh.

Tails: Hmm, I guess you're right... okay, fire away then!

Sonic: You, me, the Rocky Ridge Summer Rock Festival starting tonight and till the next weekend... you up?

Tails: I was afraid you forgot about that one! Let me tight this one screw and... let's roll!

Sonic: Ok, but hold on a moment, first we gotta get some snacks for the trip, y’know.

Tails: Way ahead of you, bro!

Later that day, as Sonic and Tails get close to finishing packing up their stuff, a small notification pops on Sonic's portable Miles Electric. It's a message from "Ames", a photo of an ad showing the re-opening of the Sunset Coast, followed by a message that reads: "Found our next vacation~"

After some minutes, Sonic finds a free moment to check the device and reply to her: "sounds cool, gotta wait for a week or two tho, going to the rock festival with tails rn"

Another reply from Amy: "Great. I'm taking some days off too, then I'll be ready. Have fun!"

His last reply was accompanied by a tender smile: "u too, love ya"

#sonic the hedgehog #amy rose #sonamy #i'm starting to flex those older!sonamy muscles before christmas yup #gotta warm up before showtime #also inspiration finally kicked in for me so hopefully i'll wrap 2020 with lots of sonic hcs and stuff