#also i love that stupid cat

[evenaturtleduck]

They're delightful

#currently reading #the blacktongue thief #christopher buehlman #also i love that stupid cat

[catbatart]

A scientific diagram of one of the many reasons I love fluffy cats.

#this doesn't mean i dont also love short haired cats #I just laugh at my long haired cat's stupid shorts #doodle #cats

[howlonomy]

starlo: “i got drunk last night and got a bot too excited to see my deputy” image id: monster clover covered in yellow lipstick marks

yeah. its them

#my art #undertale yellow #monster clover au #ive been loving these stupid little meme redraws #yeah lore is fun but have u tried being silly? #also i hope i gave clover the appropriate confused cat energy the og had AHDJSKD #mcau doodle

[hofudlaus]

White tie chat

#i love white tie tuxedos ok... #mlb #ladybug #chat noir #my art #wanna do a colored one with chat blanc i think that could be rad #also a catwalker one #cus hes fancy #didnt realoze at the time but buggachat update prob subconsciously made me draw this #thinking about superheros in white ties..... white tie tux shoes r so stupid i love them they have little bows on them #also cat tail with a white tie... poking out from the coat tails..... #i drew these on a plane #last time i was on a plane i also draw a white tie.. there seems to be a theme going on.. #ml #also that glasses dude is my oc lol

[skitskatdacat63]

DC exposing Nando's war crimes from 20 years ago:

"I don't want to bring something up from the past, but Fernando did braketest me many years ago, but I was in the McLaren. He braked 30 meters earlier. We went to the stewards, and he went, "Oh, it's my right to brake where I want to brake. That's where I needed to brake!" I was just flabbergasted. And the stewards went "oh, well, no further action."

"This was 2003..."

#forever a war criminal 🤧 #fucking hilarious to imagine a 30+ year old DC beefing w a ~22 yr old Nando #do you know what nando looked like in 2003??? i bet he had his silly little soulpatch 😭 #but its also funny to think that hes been pushing the limits of what crimes you csn commit on track since he was a baby #also not included but i love dc saying he didnt hit him bcs of his cat like reflexes #he says a lot of stupid things but i love his little anecdotes honestly #anways nando braketesting lewis and then this was the only thing i cared abt during this race #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #david coulthard #2023 abu dhabi gp

[cosmicwar]

the brain of a small white dog is 90% smaller than that of any other dog of the same size

#my dog is so stupid she’s SO stupid and i love her so much but also. girl… #i have two dogs from the same litter they’ve been trained exactly the same way and the other one is a normal dog #(​the other one is black & white) #but small white dog acts like cat software on dog hardware with the intelligence dialed down to -5

[kkoct-ik]

saw a clip of jimmy saying he wasnt a furry and was compelled to fix that error

#kostik draws #jimmy solidarity #new life #solidaritygaming #fanart #new life fanart #technically? #i love cat paws. i also love how ive desecrated them here #usual disclaimer to my art: this is stupid!!!!! enjoy #i make and share stupid art and thats fine this is what life is about

[3-aem]

im bored of animal crossing will be drawing gj again will be mental illness-ing once more.

#women make less than men because we dont know how to ask for more!!!!! #and thats so fucking true my ex manager had to coach me how to ask for more #and then i entered the call and went oh u want to give me less than what i asked for great okay sure love you bye #!!!!!!!!! *looking at myself in the mirror* i hate u #the noise my cat makes when hes frustrated #or really really excited i cant tell which is which anymore #my ex manager is also like lawyer core #ie not a lawyer but loves reading contracts for some uknown reason #and he was pointing out all the stupid phrasing #and i was sitting there like sir to be completely candid i do not even comprehend what the line is saying #let alone what it is suggesting and its implications #apparently when you get those emails like this is confidential dont share it!!! #u can u can like totally share it its not enforceable #the sender even knows its not enforceable they just put it there anyway #what are you gonna do with that info heck if i know!

[wulfhalls]

met the kitkat in person today

#kitkat #animals #cats of tumblr #txt.me #he is TINYYYYY #and also stupid and shy. #i love him a lil

[hottestthingalive]

absolutely insane bit of doctor who lore i know is that at one point after losing rose (and i think before martha but it might have been between martha and donna—the point is that he was between companions at the time) the tenth doctor ended up with a cat that he called rose-the-cat who was capable of speech, piloting the tardis, and wearing a suit, but also got space fleas and fought with k-9 for literally no reason. and basically all rose-the-cat did was go “you pathetic little bitch stop moping over beautiful women and accept these space mice i’ve brought you” and the doctor would reply by crying harder and pulling his covers up over his head. anyways eventually rose-the-cat left (and then got adopted by rose tyler somehow) but she is credited with being one of the reasons the doctor even considered taking on new companions after rose. insane

#rose-the-cat #doctor who #rose tyler #tenth doctor #i love the lore of this show its like ‘he’s separated from the woman he loves by time and space itself. #also he named his equivalent of garfield after her and put it in a stupid little matching suit’

[thetopichot]

There should be poly relationship between 3 people. The ones who drink tea, the ones who drink coffee, & the ones that drink hot cocoa.

Basically a grumpy, a sunshine, & a British person.

#the cat speaks #writing prompt #polyamory #polyamourous #ot3 #writing #fluff #hot cocoa #coffee #tea #i dont see anyone utilize this #its stupid #but I love it #the millennial polyamory that the world needs #also Seth simps news for you #expect something special to come tonight 🤭 #its my holiday present to ya

[borgevino]

legy

#cat #i love him he's so stupid #(this is beauregard) #also i see he's gained some black cat tags but #he is brown! nice rich chocolate brown. with very subtle stripes 😌

[giantchasm]

Hey Peony! Are you a zombie!? O:

It's a favorite nickname of some kids I don't always get along with, unfortunately... these stupid jerks who are still caught up on stuff that happened a really long time ago. They don't like my family— Dad and Miss Sectonia especially, so they don't like me either. It's dumb 'cause all the things they're angry about are things that happened before we were even born. But their parents have told them all about it, and now they're mad even though it never affected any of them. I... hear a lot about how my dad really hurt people or is responsible for all of the current issues in Floralia. Truthfully, I wouldn't mind if they just took it out on me, but that's not what it's like. They're always going on about how bad my family is, and I hate hearing it. They call them awful people, and it's not accurate at all! Dad and Miss Sectonia didn't mean to harm anyone. Dad just loved too much, and Miss Sectonia was sick. I don't meet people who dislike my mom as often 'cause of where I live, but it's the same for her. She's not evil! She was just desperate! Granddad, too! ...It's okay, though. I try not to let their words get to me. I know they're just imbeciles. So it's not like I'll let them affect how I see myself or the people I love. Would still be grateful if you didn't call me that, though.

[Soft gasp] What's this? Not everyone thinks Peony is the specialest girl in the world!?

Yeeeeahhh. Unfortunately it just kind of comes with the territory of being the daughter of two war criminals. Taranza in particular kind of helped Sectonia ravage Floralia, which is where Peony lives. The kids around her have heard a lot of stories about their parents being traumatized or haven't been able to meet certain family members of theirs because said family members were killed during the tyranny. Lots of anger and sadness regarding that.

Not that that excuses them taking it out on Peony. Being mad at Taranza, sure, but Peony didn't do anything. Like she said: she wasn't even born at the time! But Taranza's not someone these kids feel they can lash out at (...in fact, they're kind of scared of him), so they aim at the next best thing: his innocent daughter, and that's where it crosses over into just being cruel.

...Yeesh. Just get some therapy, you brats! Leave her alone! D:<

It's okay, though. Like Peony said, she's coping. Truthfully, half of the time she just has her guardian angel taze these people to scare them off. Doesn't make it any less of a pain, though.

@kirbyoctournament

#peony haltmann #kirby oc tournament #if it helps lighten the mood any i would like to share two facts: #one: one of the kids who picks on her is in fact also a fankid...... of my two ocs who HATE taranza #i thought it would be funny if they seemingly fell in love and procreated based on that alone #two: 'loved too much' here is a reference to one of the most controversial/stupid things the authors of warrior cats have ever said #NOT one peony made intentionally mind you #nor am i seriously comparing taranza to That Dickhead #but the concept made me laugh so i had her say it anyways #i think people should start excusing all sorts of crimes with 'he loved too much' #also i'm trying to get one ask answered every weekday #we'll see if that's a pace i can actually maintain. but

[claranoctis]

Night comes to the camp.

Azul tries to be polite... in the way he understands what “polite” may be in this situation.

#twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #jade leech #idiazul #twst #well #this was a bit harder to translate than previous ones haha--- #I'm still not sure if it makes sense!!! tell me if it doesn't!!! #I love the camp event #especially the second part aHAHA- #I never made art or comic about Idia finding the Amazing Stick That Gives Him +50 ATK #but this joke is already brilliant and I feel like I can't really contribute to it #so I think of other possible stupid and funny scenarios instead #and this is what I came up with. enjoy. #azul is awkward and idia is a scaredy-cat #also azul can't face the fact that HE's being the weird one here #well when you're a mermaid on land you're bound to do something seemingly 'weird' now and then huh #something like... agressively scratching your boyfriend's tent like you're a monster from the woods. #what an odd way to say hello I'm here #well... he's trying his best

[coyoteclan]

fyi I was NOT joking about Leafclaw being a bad mentor LMAO I forgot that I saved this screenshot

She's SO bad in fact that last moon Cavebright was trying to fix Dancingheart's training while her back is still ACTIVELY BROKEN. Maybe Cavebright's jealousy of Leafclaw being deputy instead of her is not entirely unwarranted...

obviously she can't get up and train them outside but luckily for her Dancingheart will not!! Stay out of the med cat den!! hence the shouting

#clangen #I forgot that I was screenshotting things. these are all just. in the discord channel that I through coyoteclan stuff into so I have them. #I should probably be checking that more when I draw LMAO #also didn't crop these too much so y'all can see their sprites :) lookit my kitties #I love these stupid cats they're so silly #edit I know I spelled throw as through I cannot fix it from here enjoy the dyslexia

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

the high prices of fucking Everything is so exhausting i stg

#i need to take an uber to the vet TEN MINUTES AWAY #i repeat IT IS A TEN MINUTE DRIVE #and its gonna cost me nearly 60 bucks. the FUCK #and who knows how much the checkup for my cats is gonna cost #let alone whatever prescription they need for the long drive #im so tired. im so so tired #its moments like these where i can see my future #ah yes. working 9-5 for a company that sees me as nothing more than a tool to be replaced when broken #just barely scraping by on minimum wage in a world where that isnt enough to pay for essentials #left with no time or energy to actually enjoy being alive or do the things i love #years and years of the same exact shit over and over and over again hating every second #and KNOWING it could be so much better but also knowing that it fucking Cant. sigh #sorry sorry im just. angry again at the absolute state of things #i would love to love life but my fucking god the world at large makes it tough #white-knuckling the little things once again #man its just. its so STUPID lmao #like why are we torturing ourselves like this? why are we just Accepting this #life could be so great but stupid shit like taxes and inflation and utilities exist #most of the shit we have to pay for should be free. it should be free. #it shouldnt be difficult to Live just because the majority of us don't have the fake fucking paper to buy things #its pointless its ridiculous and it makes me furious #why should i kill myself just to survive huh. why should i. why should any of us. #we all deserve to fuckin. idk enjoy sunsets and good food and art and each others' company. #instead everyone's stressing themselves to death over making rent and getting groceries and paying bills. fuck. #id love to be able to create art that Sells and open a shop or something #but also the thought of creating purposefully marketable art purely to make money fucking kills me inside #comms are one thing but... just... sighing sighing sighing. man idk #i just dont know. ill deal but everytime i manage to think positively reality comes in with a sledgehammer and now i want to go back to bed #the point is to live BUT YA CANT FUCKIN LIVE BC POINTLESS STUFF REIGNS SUPREME. WHO'S GONNA COMMIT ARSON W ME CMON LETS GO #this stupid fucking country and this stupid fucking government. i hate it here