#also i cant english

[borzoilover69]

two sets of guardians, one trailblazers for the future, the other pallbearers for the past.

light -> life, hope, drive

dark -> death, futileness, stagnancy.

while one set innovated for the future the other was stuck figuring out just how to survive the end.

#homestuck #hom3stuck #theres also shape language ARRGH #jake english #grandpa harley #bro strider #dirk strider #dave strider #alpha dave #alpha rose #rose lalonde #borzoi talks #borzoi meta #homestuck meta #something something pallbearers something something i cant get over alpha session death theme #anyways #borzoi art

[satsuha]

home

#legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers #zelink #spoilers in tags beyond this point #im so normal about them (lying) i cant even rmb the last time a series that wasnt my current hyperfix made me want to draw smth #i keep thinking about the ending scene and going 😦 ..>??!???!/ 384789wuri4ty #i just realized the hand he reached out to her with is the hand he just got back . for the first time in the game. fuck man #also im sure her saying im home is just a translation of tadaima but it hits different in english when u consider that like #shes been home this entire time... just not in the right Time.... its like..... shes only home when link is there.... #(fucked up)

[mybuginette]

i have more of this

#i'm having fun doing this JHKSDAHK #also i have ideas for more- i cant stop me sorry #my headcanon is that Marinette can understand most things in english but has trouble speaking #mostly bc thats what happens to me SKJFHSK #i can understand and i can write but my mouth doesn't work #miraculous ladybug #ml fanart #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #ladybug #ladynoir #miraculous paris #ml in universe memes #social media mlb #ml social media #ml paris

[philippslahm]

everyone’s like “see ukraine won because of pity” … as if that was a problem. like the songs a banger but even if other countries felt bad for them and voted so???? your point being? the countries being destroyed and ppl die because of the war CANT they have at least a little happiness?? what’s so bad about that??? there is literally no other country that deserved that win more

#eurovision song contest #eurovision #esc 2022 #eurovision song contest 2022 #ukraine #uh to clarify I mean hypothetically if ppl voted out of pity there would be no problem with it #saw ppl reblogging this coming for me #HELLO CANT YALL READ I PERSONALLY THINK THE SONG IS A BANGER AND THATS WHY THEY WON #i also think it shows europes solidarity for ukraine #so pls don’t insult me in the tags #it’s also just a song contest #there are more important matters #support ukraine #!!! #i personally don’t think it’s was a sympathy vote #I think it was solidarity and a fuck you to russia #but that’s just me #also my native language isn’t english so sorry if my wording is weird

[selfloathingextraordinaire]

Yo....I can't get over the Izutsumi reveal, and how it's in a side comic. Like, she was never human. She's a cat with part of a human soul put into her. That's probably why she acts so cat instinctively. Just.....fjdhdhdh what...wow...

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi #izutsumi #kui sensei out here dropping major character stuff in side things #i feel like a lot of kabru is also explored in the side bits as well #like oh yeah his mother was cast out for infidelity suspicions cuz he was born with blue eyes #and had to raise him all on her own before she died #and as a kid he thought he was part monster cuz of them #etc etc #the dungeon bible has fascinating character stuff and i cant wait to get the complete version #whenever it gets officially translated in English

[outer-edges]

#btw if rachel zegler looked at me like that i would forgot how to speak english #look at the big brown eyes on this woman #brown eyed man this brown eyed man that LOOK AT THIS WOMAN #this is THEEEEE brown eyed person of all time #WHATEVER YOU SAY GORGEOUS #LITERALLY WHATEVER YOU SAY #rachel zegler #rachelzegleredit #rachelzegler #mattie edits #rzegleredit #rzegler #rachel zegler gifs #also cannot believe the internet tried to get everyone to hate this woman a couple months ago #and i cant believe it worked??? #bro she could kick my cat in front of me and i'd be okay with it #literally because she's just that devastatingly gorgeous #whatever u say gorgeous whatever u say #nobody ask me how long these gifs took it was an embarassingly long time i was trying to overcomplicate it and do a thing but it flopped

[ganondoodle]

hmmm i can do a little koga redesign .. as a treat

(totk rewritten concept art)

#ganondoodles #art #zelda #tloz #doodles #ganondoodles rewrites totk #master kohga #the english tag is probably better to use in this case #not feeling too well so everythings going slow #also i want to draw so many things i cant focus on one properly #qnq

[mynqzo]

Why do you like vampires specifically, what do you like of them?

the sucking and fucking

#ask #also many several deep complex reasons #and if i were to divulge into them i would actually never shut up #its the. vampyrisim being a metaphore for otherness. for queerness #them being originally created (in europe at least) to be cruel representations of jewish people - immigrants and eastern europeans - and #these people reclaiming them. the reclamation of vampires to be the 'others' the ones that are ostracized by society #and people finding solidarity in that. vampires are queer their entire mythology is inherently queer as well so its beautiful in its own wa #vampires were transformed from cruel caricatures with intent to portray the fears of xenophobic english men to #complex deeply thought-out characters that embrace their differences from 'humanity' and live in their true identity #remember when i said “i cant delve into this otherwise i wont stop talking” yeah sorry it happened anyway

[takethebodymarc]

the admiration im feeling for gappyv right now

(he's playing subway surfers while his nomination is being mentioned)

#SJKSJKSJKJKSJS #streamer awards #ALSO I CANT ENGLISH EXCUSE THE BAD CAPTION

[nibbelraz]

sometimes i think about your sqh twins in terms of speaking english as a 'sibling language'. tfw your brother is literally god and you are his self insert with less anxiety. they're both shang qinghua because of polite name things but everyone knows if you want the softer one you ask for feiji-hua not niechi-hua. (neichi as in rodent) sy figures out that at least one of them is bound by reincarnation via "my brother in christ where are my fucking scrolls"

Oh yeah in the twins au OG! Shang Qinghua is just a more confident, more scheming self insert. I wonder if this means at some level he also has the hots for Mobei since it's still Shang Qinghua.

God thinking about the beef between Og! Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan would have is so wild because this peak lord who was notorious for awful reasons suddenly does a complete 180 and now bonds and hits your brother while they talk in the THE LANGUAGE ONLY SPOKEN BY YOU AND YOUR BROTHER

#the idea of english as a sibling language for the twins tho is an amazing idea actually because as a sibling we do have our own language #svsss #shen qingqiu #shang qinghua #Shang Twins #the SCROLLS I CANT #i didnt say this in the ask but i do also wonder if Airplane bro shang qinghua just told his brother about everything from the start lile #like #yeah im god #yeah i made this world #yes this was a harem novel and thats why things are the way the are #yes technically you were a self insert but hey you're the cooler one!!! #and OG Shang Qinghua just accepted it #but hes wary of Shen Yuan especially as said hater of his Bros work #nib text #ask

[arom-antix]

As part of a two-part reverse bang-bang, here's some more Valentines art to which @probablytoooldforthis wrote an amazing fic, Sweets for the Sweet! Please go check it out, I promise you won't regret it, and keep your eyes peeled for the second chapter - and artwork, of course - coming out on White Day aka the 14th of March!

Also, I this is an unrendered version, the finished version will be posted within about a week's time (hopefully) since I don't have access to digital drawing at the moment YuY

#this piece makes me so happy #and the fic even more so #i really wish i hadnt ended up on crunch time to even get this half finished version done but whoever said i was a responsible adult #whoever said i had time management skills #whoever said that was wrong #anyway THEYRE MAKING CHOCOLATES BECAUSE I COULDNT NOT #viktor is very concentrated UuU #also if any actual confectioners (is that the english word? idk) see this feel free to yell at me in the tags for everything thats wrong #my experience with making filled chocolates is extremely limited and very messy #so uh #this is probably not accurate #BUT THEYRE HAVING FUN AND THATS WHAT MATTERS #i like to think viktor has clips to keep his hair out of the way but he always somehow manages to lose them oh how sad how “unfortunate�� #guess yuuri will just have to keep his hair up yet again how tragic YnY #also yuuri 100% knows viktors clips dont magically disappear but he cant get himself to say anything because does he really mind? #no #no he doesnt #not at all #he gets to lovingly brush viktors hair out of his eyes what in the world would he be complaining about? #yuri on ice #yuri on ice fanart #fanart #art #arom antix #arom antix art #katsuki yuuri #viktor nikiforov #viktuuri

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JANE: Why are you microwaving carbonated drinks. That feels wrong.

DIRK: I dunno. Most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposefully lets Coke go flat because I like it better flat. So me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.

ROXY: i feel like.......thats def gonna cause some sort of explosion? but also. idk enough about microwaving liquids to prove that

DIRK: That's fair. Probably would explode if I forget to open it beforehand, which likely will happen eventually.

ROXY: wait wait wiat are u microwaving it in the fucking can

DIRK: Yes??? It's only aluminum, right?

ROXY: ohhhh my fuckin god

JAKE: So um... microwaving aluminum specifically is known to cause arching which can cause fires! I suppose thick aluminum is fine but thin aluminum like foil and i ASSUME the edge of an open can is NOT.

JANE: Not to mention, microwaving liquids can be dangerous, as they get hot extremely quickly...

DIRK: Ah. That would explain the popping sound. I assumed that was just my microwave being old. Good to note I shouldn't do that in the future.

JAKE: ...

ROXY: O_O

JANE: I... I don't think you should be let near the microwave anymore.

#source: @orca-iguana #flat pop drinker dirk truthers rise up #ok can i confess something. i also like flat pop #i cannot taste a difference between carbonated and flat i really cannot. i cant #i dont like carbonation anyway it makes it harder to drink and it adds like. this tv static flavor #i dont like it. i want to let it settle down #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #jane crocker #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #jake english

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

woohoo !!!!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1

#blurrggfhffhddfhgh i hate drawing and art and aajhdkdhfkdjdd dies #mostly just drawinf men actually #hashtag lesbian moment /j #art #homestuck #alpha kids #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #jake english #dirk strider #janeroxy #cotton candy #dirkjake #i keep drawing the alpha kids. why. im not even a bit fan of like. half of them. and i cant draw them well. augh #why do i do this to myself #/hj #also this is with no refs because i had no wifi so it looks like shit #ok im done talking now

[slavhew]

Stroiders + hannibal jackman

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home2t4ck #dave strider #dirk strider #bro strider #jake english #sona #blood #admin draws #fanart #last 2 r me dont. dont even worry about it. it made me laugh so i drew it #scrounging together n posting the wayward doodles ive had dcollecting fucking dust around here #eating dinner rn and reaized i went to bed at 4 yestereday and have labs at 8 tomorrow so im like. salute. imma die #not much fresh art because im writing and studying so its likel. whatever. luckily i got bullshit to reheat lol #edit forgort to say. dirk is mr biter to me. dave only has strife scars but dirk has a feww from getting too. well. overwhelmed #and grounding the most immediately effective way he could. do not try this at home kids its a bad habit. #and also from being clumsy with a hook and tools too. that cant be understated also

[vilyar]

was in the mood to draw my sylvaris, so here are the 'commander-i'm-too-old-for-this" and the eternal HK jailbird :*

#gw2 #sylvari #ehhh im so rusty i havent had time to draw in MONTHS... #but was in a mood ! so yay #tried not to stress about styles here and just do what i vibe with #kinda trying to learn that art is FUN and not so serious #oc: runoin #oc: aderthan #tbh i love how Aderthan is 50% intimidation and 50% iskämatskuu #sorry cant come up with english term kjdjfdf #my art v #also had so many chances to use HKing as a reason to practice drawing hands. did not #and if you saw me post this earlier: no you didnt <3

[red-velvet-0w0]

arlight so i was thinking about the norse god heimdall, and how his death acts as a sort of canary call, the first to die in ragnarok, but with his death warning the others of what is coming. and that got me thinking about, you guessed it, canary!jimmy. And then I thought "but what if life series norse god symbolism" (or maybe even AU not sure)

So I present:

Jimmy - Hiemdall (for afformentioned reasons)

Martyn - Tyr (martin is the Hand to Rendog, Tyr loses his hand to the fenrir wolf)

Rendog - Fenrir wolf

Scar - Loki (he just is okay I cant really explain it)

Grian - Odin (eye themes, omniscience, is the most powerful, complex love hate relationship with loki/scar)

Scott - Frey (god of nature & peace, dies from not having a sword, like how scott refuses to kill)

Joel - Thor (it just fits idk)

Lizzie - Sif (Joels wife, also kinda fits)

BigB - Bragi (god of poetry, bigb is skilled manipulator)

Etho - Ullr (god of hunt, duels, and winter)

Bdubs - Narfi (tricked by odin to turn on brother (impulse))

Cleo - Jormungandr (something about dripping poison into the world feels very on brand for them) (not as an insult) (more as a compliment if anything)

Tango - Mimir (god of inteligence who (depending on the version) dies due to his own actions)

Mumbo - Kvasir (god of innovation and invention)

Skizz - Baldur (hes just a sweet guy who dies too soon)

Impulse - Vali (betrayed by an brother (bdubs) and death lead to "binding" of loki/scar)

Pearl - Hel (she just is)

Gem - Freya (goddes of love but also battle)

#life series #life series au #also yeah I know I got a lot of the norse spellings wrong im sorry to any norse scholars who see this #in my defence i cant speel great in english either #and thats my first language #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #martyn inthelittlewood #inthelittlewood #rendog #goodtimeswithscar #grian #scott smajor #dangthatsalongname #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #lizzie ldshadowlady #ldshadowlady #bigbst4tz2 #ethoslab #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #zombie cleo #tangotek #mumbo jumbo #skizzleman #impulsesv #pearlescentmoon #geminitay