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earl-grey-orange-tabby · 3 months

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my aftg fan cast

disclaimers:

a lot of these, especially in the next part, aren’t actors, so this is less a fancast and more of a “i have a horrible imagination and need to visualize characters so they feel more real to me” list

if they don’t look like what you picture, agree to disagree! i love seeing other ppl’s perspectives of what the characters look like and i hope you do too

without further ado,

neil josten - benjamin wadsworth

okay listen just because i picked the most used neil fancast DOES NOT MEAN THE REST OF THIS LIST IS BORING!!! he’s just so neil-coded to me in deadly class! i even put him into a photo editing app to change his hair and eye color and he still fits!!! plus the top right pic is exactly how i imagine a nathaniel smile.

andrew/aaron minyard - vlad konoplev

i’m gonna give credit to @kalu_aftg on tiktok for this, because i saw this actor in their tik tok. he’s in a russian series called my biggest secret (i watched a couple clips but i haven’t seen the show)

but come on!!!! this is andrew minyard!!!! and always with andrew fancasts it’s difficult to see them as aaron but i feel like this could go both ways, especially in the bottom right pic. identical, but different vibes, yk?

dan wilds - kiersey clemons

i first saw kiersey clemons in new girl as kc and she feels so dan! then i saw the pic on the top left and i was like YES! this. is. dan. she seems very sweet and friendly but i know she could give a great game face.

nicky hemmick - conor husting

even his pics give off major nicky vibes. he also has a very similar hair length to what i picture nicky with. fun fact: he’s also half-mexican on his mother’s side which is strangely accurate lol!!

allison reynolds - jessica lord

i’m gonna be honest i just searched up “blond actresses 20’s” and that top left photo popped up and it was just so so so allison!! i included a couple pics of her in the ballet movie “find me in paris” because i couldn’t find a lot of pics of any of these actors in active wear and this felt close enough.

kevin day - nicholas galitzine

honestly i got this idea from an instagram live he did where he was yelling about being 6 foot and my brain was like “that is kevin day IN THE FLESH”. i originally saw him in bottoms and he totally cracked me up.

matt boyd - daniel ezra

like come on!!! his smile is so bright and inviting, it gives off such strong matt energy. he played spencer james in all-american and i haven’t watched it but ive seen ppl say good things. bonus: he’s the only one i could find with any form of a face guard (even tho nick galitzine also played a football player in bottoms lol)

renee walker - sydney park & lana condor

okay SO my criteria was soft-looking people that can look sharp in other pictures, and i came up with these two! it’s kinda hard to picture renee without the pastel/white hair but let’s suspend disbelief.

seth gordon - young david beckham

speaking of suspending disbelief, LMAOO. just hear me out, okay. seth was a fifth year, slightly older than the rest of them, so i was looking for that + blond buzz cut and this is the result!

and that’s all! i have more so i’ll probably make a part two, but im having trouble finding a nathan because it’s so hard NOT to picture nathan as a redhead but that means he probably won’t look like benjamin wadsworth.

#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #dan wilds #matt boyd #renee walker #seth gordon #kevin day #allison reynolds #nicky hemmick #foxhole court #fancast

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lightningmickqueen · 1 year

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formula 1 drivers as karaoke songs

yuki tsunoda: don’t go breaking my heart except he’s doing both parts because pierre didn’t want to stand up

alex albon: a thousand miles

george russell: i’m gonna be (500 miles) because idk if you guys know this but george russell is british (gasp!)

fernando alonso: fernando by abba but specifically this one edm version of it i’ve been obsessed with for the last 2 years. if the karaoke place doesn’t have it he will provide his own backing

lewis hamilton: total eclipse of the heart. he’s also actively turning around every time he sings “turn around” but it works because he is sir lewis hamilton

esteban ocon: my heart will go on by celine dion. he sings it staring at pierre

pierre gasly: bad blood by taylor swift. he is slut dropping and glaring at esteban who is staring smugly back

max verstappen: good time by owl city and carly rae jepsen because he wants to get it over with so he chooses a song that’s not TOO awful but is bland enough that by the time it’s over people forgot he sang at all

charles leclerc: i want it that way. he loves it. i bet he listens to this song constantly. during race weekends you’ll hear a quiet “NOW NUMBER FIVE” coming from his drivers room. he chooses the song during karaoke so he can scream it

lance stroll: don’t stop believing. this man thinks he is finn hudson and also i think he’s fully powered by the belief of one man (lawrence)

carlos sainz: hair by little mix. he’s got a choreographed dance too but dw it’s SUPER no homo he just thinks his hair is amazing and interprets the song as supporting that

lando norris: angels by robbie williams. everyone begs him not to but by the time he’s feeling weak and his pain walks down a one way street everybody is feeling it and groovy and loving angels instead ❤️

nico hülkenberg: sweet caroline. this man has no personality other than being tall and german and he wants to make sure you know that

zhou guanyu: turn the beat around. he can hit those notes and he looks good doing it prove me wrong.

sergio perez: before he cheats by carrie underwood because he very emphatically wants people to know he did NOT cheat on his wife because clearly she didn’t do any of these things so it didn’t happen! also a banger

kevin magnussen: hit me with your best shot (kmag edition) aka he takes it so personally anyway it’s the best performance of the night

logan sargeant: jolene. idk anything about this man but i believe in my heart he would belt out dolly

valtteri bottas: love shack by the b-52s. he also listens to this song unironically on his own

honorary grid members (third drivers and recent pensioners):

daniel ricciardo: wannabe by the spice girls. it’s the only song he has memorized and he knows all the parts. he’s going for that second red bull seat he’s got incentive and he’s gotta get with christian’s friends (wife)

mick schumacher: fuck you by lily allen because he’s got so much rage but he’s still so polite!

sebastian vettel: hey jude and it’s not even the single version it’s the full 7 minute 11 second one but no one minds because 1) it’s seb 2) it means they don’t have to listen to latifi sing

nicholas latifi: absolutely anything by britney but it’s always a car crash (ha) so it’s queued at the end and there’s just not enough time to get to it so the world lives to see another day

romain grosjean: i will survive

#f1 #formula 1 #this is powered by melatonin nyquil and sleep deprivation #i will NOT be taking criticisms #f1 grid #rach posts

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galexis-void · 8 months

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"Just Toying Around" (Candybats)

A/N: Okay, this one is more story based (unintentionally). Try to enjoy anyway, I spent a while on it.

Also, I used Google Translate for a decent chunk of this, so if I wrote something in your language and it's wrong, I sincerely apologize.

Summary: Streber received a strange gift in the mail, and his curiosity lands Kevin in a quite a predicament.

Trigger warnings: None that I can think of

Reminder: These stories are not built on logic. They're made to entertain, not to make sense. Also, be prepared if the characters here are out of character completely (again, the intention is not to be perfect).

(fic below the cut)

Streber fiddled absently with the stuffed doll, staring blankly at its button-eyed face. The doll was simple, made of white fabric and with two buttons for eyes and a stitched mouth. There were no other distinguishing features.

For days he’d been attempting to “animate” the toy. Gone were the days when practical mechanics excited him - his new focus was something much greater than that. If he could bring a toy to life… well, he wasn’t sure what he’d do with that knowledge yet, but he was certain it’d be something world-changing.

Now, if only he could get the damn thing to work.

A low whistle from the room caught his attention. “Are you really gonna keep yourself locked up in the batcave forever?”

“That’s copyright, Kev,” Streber mumbled to himself.

“You think I care? The only thing I care about is the fact that you’ve been in here for days.”

Streber sighed, and threw the doll on the floor. “I can’t get this stupid thing to work!”

“…it’s a toy.”

“Look, babe, I love you, but please don’t question my work. Now, I need to figure out if I can make a machine for this thing.”

Kevin entered the room and took a seat on the bed. “Really trying to get out of using that book, huh?”

He was referring to the alleged spellbook that Streber had received as a gift a few days prior. There had been no name or return address on the package it had arrived in, just a picture of a crystal ball. While he’d tested some of the lesser spells out of morbid curiosity, he’d sworn off of using it. He claimed it was because he wanted his work to be a result of his “genuine intellectual prowess”, but the few friends of his who knew about the book knew the truth - he was afraid of the kind of things he could do with that power.

“I don’t wanna hear that from the guy who has nightmares about the supernatural almost every day,” Streber answered stiffly, glancing over his shoulder at his boyfriend.

“That was different. I couldn’t predict or control what happened then. But this is literally untold power you hold in your hands. And I’m surprised you haven’t been totally abusing it.”

“You know I don’t like not knowing what will happen. Any spell in that thing-” he waved at it, “-could just as easily drop a meteor on the house as it could turn us all into dust. It’s not worth the risk.”

“Did you even read any of the spells you cast, or did you just pick one and read it off?”

Streber cursed under his breath. He hadn’t bothered to read them because he’d doubted the book’s authenticity. “I hate you.”

“I’ll take that as a no. Maybe there’s an anti-lying spell in there that I can use on you. Even if you didn’t mean it, it still kinda hurts to hear that.”

Streber rose and fetched the book. The cover was thick leather, though somehow it shone a metallic gold color. A large amethyst was set in the center, surrounded by silver symbols written in some lexicon that Streber didn’t recognize - they didn’t look like any lettering he’d seen before, English or otherwise. Silver clasps and a silver spine bound the book together. At first glance it looked like an elaborate prop, like something you’d see in the hands of a wizard in a fantasy movie.

“Open it,” his boyfriend urged.

“What’s with your sudden change in attitude? I would think this kind of thing would terrify you.”

Kevin shrugged. “I gave up on things going back to normal when I was cornered by a serial killer. And before that a possessed doll. And a Lovecraftian horror before that. I don’t like it, but I figured it’d be better to embrace the change.”

“That… is not something I’d expect to hear from you. But you’re right. When in Rome, I guess. Now let’s crack this puppy open.”

He opened the book to a random page. It was mostly words, but only one set was in English. There seemed to be one page dedicated to one spell, with the English translation first, followed by numerous other languages.

ANIMATION SPELL - HECHIZO DE ANIMACIÓN - SORT D'ANIMATION - INCANTESIMO DI ANIMAZIONE - ANIMATUM CARMINA - ANIMATIONSMAGIE - Анимационное заклинание - 动画咒语 - アニメーション化された呪文

There were even a few lines written in the unidentified lexicon again, but Streber didn’t bother trying to decipher those. Instead, he scanned the page for the English translation of the spell. Strangely, he found exactly what he was looking for on the first try.

You will need: the object you wish to animate, salt water, vanilla extract, and a person you intend to separate the soul from to use for the spell. Do not be afraid - you can return the soul to the original body at any time, with no harm done.

✫ ✫ ✫ ✫ ✫

Focus on the object of your fascination. Prepare a soak of salt water and a drop of vanilla. Steep the object of your fascination into the stew and wait for exactly four minutes. Remove the object.

✫ ✫ ✫ ✫ ✫

Take the person you intend to separate the soul from and have them soak their hands in the stew for four minutes and three seconds. Two minutes into this process, place the object back into the stew and let them soak together. After four minutes and three seconds have passed, remove the object and have the person remove their hands, then say the following incantation:

✦ ✦ “REDDE HANC ANIMAM. SINITE HANC REM FLORERE.” ✦ ✦

To reverse the incantation, locate the corresponding restorative spell on page 242.

✦ ✦ ✦ ✦ ✦

Streber glanced over the page once more, trying to comprehend. Kevin, who had been reading over his boyfriend’s shoulder, looked a bit pale. “Is this safe?”

“Probably. I mean, they wouldn’t write it down if it wasn’t safe, right?”

“Did you miss the part where it says you have to sacrifice a living soul to animate the object?”

“Did you miss the part where it says you can return things to how they were?”

“You’d better make sure that spell actually exists before you try this one.”

Streber flipped to page 242, and located the spell in question. Much like the animation spell, it listed clear instructions for how to restore a dislocated soul, whether forcefully removed or having been disembodied for another reason. “Looks legitimate.”

“You’re lucky I love you, otherwise I would never allow you to do this.”

“I’ll make sure that I do it correctly. And I’ll switch you back right away.”

The boys spent the next ten minutes collecting what they needed. Streber was meticulous with the instructions, not wanting to screw anything up. Throughout, it became increasingly obvious that Kevin was nervous - it seemed despite his big talk earlier, he was still plenty averse to anything vaguely unnatural. Even so, he didn’t withdraw from the procedure.

Streber cleared his throat, and began to read the incantation aloud. Even though he didn’t sound any different, a sort of chill washed over him as he spoke, and it felt like he was breathing a little heavier. A breeze whipped through the room, threatening to tear the picture frames from the wall and sending his research papers scattered everywhere.

The scariest part was that Kevin was nowhere to be seen.

Streber immediately dropped the book in a panic, and called out worriedly for his boyfriend. Had he done the spell wrong? The spell was supposed to give life to the doll, not make his boyfriend vanish into thin air!

Wait. The doll.

Streber glanced over the table and almost shrieked. The doll was still there, but it didn’t look the same as before. Its lined smile had sunken into an almost surly expression, and now it had clothes…

…clothes that looked exactly like the ones Kevin had been wearing a few minutes ago!

Streber hesitantly picked up the doll. Now that he was looking over it more carefully, the doll looked unmistakably like Kevin. Starting to panic again, he turned the doll over in his hands again and again. The doll seemed lifeless, which meant that while Kevin’s soul had merged with the doll, the spell hadn’t completely worked.

But Streber didn’t care about that anymore - the immediate concern was Kevin.

Hey! Take it easy! I’m getting dizzy… *bleh*

Streber dropped the doll in fright. It sounded like Kevin, but…

Ouch…

Streber glanced down at the fallen toy, carefully reaching for it. Was this possible?

“Kev?” he questioned doubtfully.

Yeah, it’s me! I don’t think your spell worked…

“You definitely merged with the doll, but all that did was make it look like you.”

*hrrrgh* I-I can’t move!

“It’s okay, I got you. Let’s see what we can do to get you back to normal.”

But as soon as he said that, something else crossed his mind. If this doll was basically a miniature Kevin…

“Actually…” he started slowly, carefully running a finger over the doll’s side stitches, “…I’m gonna try something first.”

Huh? C’mon, I don’t wanna stay-EEEEK!

Streber heard a familiar squeak, and he smiled… yes, his theory was correct.

Streber poked the doll’s belly, each flustered sound from his boyfriend making him smile wider and wider. Chuckling softly, he kept poking various spots on the toy’s torso, enjoying the delightful laughs and squeals from Keivn.

AAIIEHEHEHE! H-HEHEHEHEY! THIS ISN’T FA- HAHAHAHAHA!

“Oh, shush, you know you love it,” Streber teased. He then switched tactics and smothered the doll’s midsection with kisses.

EEEEEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHE! I’M GONNA DIHIHIHIE!

“You are so dramatic, you know that? It’s just belly kisses, Kev. You love those!~”

But eventually, Streber did stop the tickles. He needed to work on getting Kevin back to normal - there would be plenty of time for tickles after that.

After about an hour of continuous failures, Streber lunged forward and tightly embraced his very disoriented partner. “Finally! I’m so glad to see you!”

“I’m glad to be me again,” Kevin mumbled in a daze. But he quickly snapped out of it when Streber squeezed his sides. “WHAHAHA-? COME OHOHON!”

“Hey, something could’ve gone wrong with the spell! I have to make sure everything’s in order! Like maybe you’re missing a bone or two, or you lost some of your squish.”

Suffice to say, the rest of the night was filled with loud laughs - from both sides.

-END-

#spooky month tickle #spooky month tickles #sm tickle #sm tickles #spooky month #tickle blog #tickle fanfic #tickle story #spooky month kevin #spooky month streber #kevin #streber #sm kevin #sm streber #candybats

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mariatesstruther · 9 months

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I’m with you on your Joel and Maria would be best friends agenda. Once she realises he’s changed like Tommy did and genuinely cares about Ellie, and once he gets over his distrust of this random woman whose now his sister-in-law, they’d totally be best buds.

Just imagine them teaming up to tease Tommy about whatever, and he tells her all the embarrassing stories Tommy has kept quiet. They’d talk about their new children, and how they still feel the ghosts of their firstborns. She feels completely safe leaving the baby with him because he’s so gentle with it and she knows he’ll never let anything happen to the baby. They’d end up trusting each other so much they’d go on patrols together. They’d team up on family board game night and practically leave Ellie and Tommy in tears because they’re far too good at Cluedo. And they’d save each others sanity with a nice relaxing coffee when the other is a little stressed dealing with a newborn and extroverted husband or a hyper teenage girl.

Best friends agenda, count me in

LOVE U FOR THIS NONNIE 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 JOELMARIA BEST FRIEND AGENDA CAN BE SOMETHING SO PERSONAL 🤧🤌🏾🫶🏾

some more mariajoel bestie brainrot for u bc u deserve it, i deserve it, we all deserve it:

• joel and maria ripping tommy a new one after he does some foolish carpenter shit (which they BOTH told him not to do, tommy. how many times did they tell him not to do xyz?) and gets hurt. they don’t particularly like each other, at this point, but they cant help but team up at tommy’s bedside because they both berate and baby him the EXACT same way. for weeks they work together to take care of ellie while they nurse tommy’s whatever-is-injured back to health, bonding and worrying and parenting together. by the time he’s recovered, his wife and his brother are the best of friends

• joel and maria both being the Biggest Introverts in Jackson but also somehow the most appreciated and loved by everyone. they start going off on patrols together just to get away from people and not have to fucking talk for a while, and also sometimes to blow off some necessary steam (i think this goes beautifully with @clickergossip’s idea that joel takes maria out to do things like cut down trees and shoot game so she can get some of her pain and rage out)

• joel helps maria retwist her hair every few months (thank you, @liveandletcry23), and when baby miller is born they have retwisting days in which they form an ADORABLE hair-maintenance train: joel doing maria’ hair, while maria is doing baby miller’s. ellie hops in sometimes in various spots after she learns to retwist locs too.

(tommy has been long banished from the hair maintenance train. he pulls.)

• sometimes joel enlists tommy and ellie’s help give maria her own miller-hosted spa days. these are some of her favorite times of the year, full of foot rubs from tommy and board game tournaments with ellie and tall glasses of their good whiskey, which she always shares gratefully with joel

• speaking of board games, maria and joel would ABSOLUTELY crush tommy in any and everything, as you mentioned here. the idea of them just completely annihilating tommy and ellie in a board game marathon until they both rage quit is SENDING ME. ellie flipping over the board for whatever they’re playing and storming out, cursing up a storm, while tommy just sits there pouting like “im not gonna repeat what she’s sayin but she’s right”

• tommy and ellie get so fed up at some point that they flat out ban maria and joel from playing shit with them. maria is only allowed temporary acceptance back in while she’s pregnant, because she loves games and the millers have a Pact to make pregnant maria happy. they will all do whatever they can to make sure she has the easiest, safest, and most fun pregnancy possible, and that includes letting her crush them at whatever game she likes

• kevin’s first birthday following the birth of baby miller is weighing especially heavy on her, and all the millers can tell. tommy and ellie decide to have baby time for the day while joel takes maria out to the lake, just so she can spend some time to breathe and think and grieve. when she starts to look a little less suffocated, he asks her if she’s ever built a cairn. she hasn’t, so he explains what it is while remembering the time he made one for tess. they make new ones by the lake together, her’s for kevin and his for sarah. they walk back to jackson together, hand in hand, with maria feeling lighter than she has in years

• they’re usually greeted back from their best friend time with tommy, ellie, and baby miller trying to hide some sort of evidence of whatever minor crime they’ve undoubtedly committed in the absence of reason. anytime they ask what they’ve been up to, ellie and tommy respond with uncannily similar versions of “nothing!!!!! everything’s fine!!!” until eventually baby miller gets old enough to snitch, which they always do

• baby miller is maria and tommy’s lil baby, but they are joel’s precious little meow meow that has never done and will never do anything wrong in their adorable little life. for their first few years, their feet rarely ever touch the ground because tío joel is always ALWAYS down to carry them anywhere and for however long. maria struggles being close to the baby at first, and it’s clear in the way she almost entirely lets them be held by tommy and joel unless she has to breastfeed. the miller boys notice, of course, and tommy suggests her and joel have some time at the lake. her and joel have a long and important talk about how it feels to love another child after losing your first. hearing joel talk about loving ellie and loving sarah starts to soothe something in her she didnt know needed soothing. she doesn’t hold back in loving baby miller after that, and joel reminds her at least once every few months what an amazing mother she is, to the both of her kids

• for their birthdays one random year, maria gifts all of the millers with their own horse. in response, they surprise her with a christmas puppy

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fatassras · 11 months

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My guess for this years Riverdale musical is Spring Awakening it simply fits the theme of the season and a favorite of mine

“Mama who bore me”-

Betty will most likely play the role of Wendla and start off act 1

“Mama who bore me” (reprise)-

Either all the girls will sing this or just Cheryl,Betty,Veronica and idk about Midge 😭

“I believe”-

Cheryl and Toni will get the song as Cheryl’s first time either just Cheryl and Toni or a montage (probably a montage we aren’t that lucky)

“My Junk”-

Betty, Veronica, and Archie lol if included I think this number would be cool and I think other characters would be in it but definitely Betty, Veronica, and Archie

“Touch me”-

I can’t even think of how would go probably a montage or instead of “I believe” I would give Cheryl and Toni this song

“Totally fucked”-

Definitely a no gonna skip that number there’s no way to fix it and make it appropriate 😭

“Left behind”-

I just don’t know that they would include a suicide or death in general if they do I’d be veryyyy surprised orrrrr it will be a number actually in the play at school and not incorporated into the plot

“The word of your body” (reprise)-

Kevin and Clay will play Hanschen and Ernst roles in the number lol this would be hilarious but also who knows if it’s too much for the CW I’d live though if they don’t include this number I’m sure it would be Kevin and Clay in the “I believe” number

“Don’t do sadness/Blue wind”

I would skip this one but ifffff they did it I think Archie would sing it

“The guilty ones”

Also a skip

“Left behind”

Uhh skip but maybe bias I don’t like this song 😭

The rest idk but locking in my full detailed guess on the musical if it’s not Spring Awakening missed opportunity 🤷🏽‍♀️

Honestly all the couples would eat if this is the musical also midge could possibly die who knows but she IS pregnant just like Wendla and that would be incredibly dark and unlikely to happen but it would tie together 👀

#riverdale #riverdale choni #choni

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unlikely-course · 2 years

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I’m so far gone I’ve done a rewatch already in the past couple of days and these are just my little notes on things I loved especially or noticed for the first time:

1x04 is still just so good. This time I especially loved their convo when they were waiting for the kid to come out of the Top Dog, and then when they saw him and his girlfriend Allison was like “ah yes, a real professional relationship” and Patty goes “oh, so you’re funny all the time now?” And her watery, plaintive “Allison?” when they get pulled over. Also this is from ep 2 but I love that the sandwich board sign outside of Patty’s salon just says “it’s not gonna cut itself.”

Soo much stuff in 1x05, starting with like there’s something weirdly sweet about Patty’s conviction throughout that Allison can’t do it, even though that is like the normal thing you would think about most people you know. “You’re just havin’ a time” made me smile! I do miss the east coast sometimes. And after her calling Allison wallpaper: “ugh, are you mad at me now?” “Yes. No…” Why is this so cute to me? But most importantly after Allison asks if Patty wants to do something stupid with her, and Patty blows her off, and after she walks away, I totally forgot that Allison kicks that pot down the stairs. Like babe do you want to examine that reaction at all? Not to mention, I hadn’t thought of it this way before, but Allison asking her out is like almost directly followed by Tammy asking her out in the next scene. Patty and Allison in the quitting scene are of course golden but special shout-out to “watching you work is making me thirsty.” And in the scene with Patty and Nick outside her house, I just noticed you can see the remains of the Kevin Hart banner still hanging off the side of Allison’s house, four years later.

I love the confrontation in the kitchen—first off because Allison is so happy that Patty came to see her, and secondly because Patty did not have to offer the oxy back to her. She could have just given them to Nick and told Allison it was for her own good. But she didn’t. She gave them back and asked Allison to choose her. And Allison did!!!! What the fuck!!!!

The porch convo where she gives the pills back to Patty is so good too. Patty says “thanks, though” so softly. Allison asks “you think I can pull off big and violent?” the same way you might say “you think I’m sexy?” because she’s a little freak.

From 1x06 while they’re in the massage chairs, Patty: “It feels like hands are reaching through the chair to squeeze my neck!” Allison: “I think I like it.” Voted most suggestive foreshadowing 2022.

1x07 Patty drilling Allison on answering police questions just reminded me how I love when Patty snaps at her, but more importantly it lets us know that Allison has told Patty about her scone and a book fantasy. “Can’t you just let it be hard?” Is such a good scene and Patty immediately wants to talk to Allison after. And the tub scene is still so sick and twistedddd how did they even find that version of the song with the perfect longing little croon at the front? Also, Patty then goes to Tammy’s house, but the next morning they’re at Patty’s house looking like they slept there, so why didn’t they stay at Tammy’s? I guess I’m glad they didn’t though, because that morning scene is one of those times I like when Patty actually seems like Neil’s little sister, which has something both a little sweet and a lot sad to it.

1x08 I would have liked to see the scene of Patty rushing over after the gunshot, actually. I loved Patty’s “you make plans and god laughs…and then he kicks you right in the balls.” But I love even more “everything happens for a reason”/“okay, you would hit me if I said something like that.” And “what have we said about swearing” there’s that “we” Patricia!!! “Oh, honey, you are not a broad” is one of my favorite lines, sleeper hit. Allison sitting on the arm of the chair that Patty’s in is a classic. And The Argument is still beat for beat perfect in case anyone was wondering. God, that fierce little face Allison makes after she says “without you…” when she drops her eyes. The soft way Patty says “what?” when she steps forward, not hopefully but in that taut, carefully blank way that comes from desperately trying not to hope. Chef’s kiss!!! Also I love that after storming off Allison immediately starts to angrily clean.

2x01 is suchhh a bonkers and stressful episode so we must take our gifts where we can, like the Lisa Fazzolari story (which is GREAT information, thanks Neil) and “you had your hands on her.” Also, the moment after they watch the ad and Kevin and Pete leave, when Allison starts to giggle but then it kind of changes and she just ends up full-body trembling, great moment. And we finally see The Seas, which (I was checking) is neither the bar Kevin frequents (I think that’s called Kelly’s?) nor the bar that Allison and Patty met at. I like how the drunk driving is like a compact little representation of where Allison is and has been operating from: killing herself in the least efficient and most irresponsible way possible.

2x02 I first must say that Patty faceplanting on her bed and then the little pout she does when she realizes she has to get up are the cutest things on earth. And “guests are blessed and deserve your best” gets me again because like you KNOW Allison had to have said that like fifteen goddamn years ago the first time Neil and Patty came over after she moved in (to…an apartment? Pete’s house? Oh my god, did Kevin pressure her to move in so he could afford moving out of his parents’ house?)

And you know Allison said that with one of her dumb hopeful little smiles, and I like to imagine Patty just like short-circuited in the face of all…that and said like “well if the beer is this warm at your best I’d hate to be here on an off day” or something equally awful but still about warm beer so that Allison also gets to remember something dumb she said for fifteen whole years.

Patty looks so adorable in the scene outside with Neil, I think partly because he’s so much bigger than her. And the bit at the end Sam and Allison’s scene, about his uncle being dead, when Allison goes “GREAT!!! I mean NO I’m so sorry!” I love it. The scene with Allison and Kelly—I mean obviously A Lot is happening here but mostly I think it’s so funny that Kelly is so like distracted by seeing her that it takes her a minute to ask why Allison is in this random backyard in the dark. And then after talking to this girl she definitely used to make out with at parties who reminds her of lots of things she’d rather not think about, and having a lot of complex emotions, and watching her smoke, Allison goes over to Patty and immediately tries her cigarette. That’s like A Lot. And I do like the funeral scene. It’s one moment in a very complex situation, but it’s a good moment! And Patty saying “sorry for your loss” to Bram’s sisters on the way out in some way sort of echoes Allison about Sam’s uncle and that’s very funny to me. And just shit! The last scene is great!! Fuck!!!! Patty’s like there is no “we,” I’m done, and then a minute later she’s all “we’re a lot of work” ok trish!!!

2x03, the prince of episodes! Starting with Patty and her night guard, waaahhh. I also want to talk about how much like background storytelling is dropped in on this show. Like first season with Chuck being addicted to the oxy (not wanting Diane to manage his pills —> “did I tell you about how Chuck’s falling asleep at stoplights?”) and then his whole violent stalking thing after Diane left, in this episode specifically where they keep referring to like a serial killer of women??? I think purely for the Halloween of it. But mostly where it interests me is these references to Patty’s childhood and her mother. God I hope we get some concrete stuff about that. Maybe even a flashback! I do also like that this episode, which is so important to Patty and Allison’s relationship, is taking place sort of in a horror movie. Because they both like them. My heart. I feel like I don’t have any other notes for this episode because like nearly every minute of it is noteworthy. I will say, however, that the bar where Allison meets Patty (and Kevin et al) is called The Periwinkle. AND can I just say, that last flashback scene outside the bar? The music IS straight from 2005, right out of like a teen drama where two characters like each other. Undeniable! And when the scene gets blurry Patty actually turns and watches Allison walk down the street. You ever wonder how that night would’ve turned out if, idk, the Lisa situation had led to 18-year-old Patty actually knowing she was gay? Probably not very different actually but still.

2x04! Listen I love that when Patty says “we’re not gonna…?!” she’s almost laughing, like she doesn’t believe Allison would do it even if she intended to. Also there’s that “we” again trish. Aaaand I’m stopping in the middle of this because it’s midnight so it’s time for 2x05 and I’ve just seen this ep.

#kcfh #kcfh spoilers #kevin can f**k himself

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You need to go. I’m so serious lol 😭😭

I can’t even think of Sangyeon and marking his body up without that STUPID ASS ROBE PICTURE JUST GLARING IN MY HEAD. OR THE ONE WHERE HES IN THE POOL AND ITS JUST HIS BROAD ASS BACK. OR THE ONE WHERE HES PUTTING A SHIRT ON OVER HIS BROAD ASS BACK. OR - I think that’s it but you get the picture lol

If this wasnt me when the photos dropped 😭😭 IDK WHY BUT ITS ALL I COULD THINK AND I HATE IT BUT HES JUST GORGEOUS AND YOU KNOW HE WOULDNT MIND A SCRATCH OR TWO AND i need to stop myself here 😭😭

someone needs to put a stop to him if anything 😭😭

NO. ❌️❌️ KEEP IT. ❌️❌️ I DONT WANT TO SUFFER LIKE THIS 😭😭

Honestly, I saved so many photos from that book it should be illegal. I became a different entity when those pictures dropped lmao

Believe me, i know exactly how you feel 😭😭

I DONT KNOW WHY I KEEP MAKING US SUFFER LIKE THIS 😭😭 i swear sangyeon messes up my brain chemistry or something - it's the only plausible explanation 😭😭

WHICH REMINDS ME

I read the new part of BoP and I am so exciteddddd!! We're getting Lee Sangyeon with out of office hours Y/N and we even got a little bit of bestie Kevin - I did not know I need that interaction until I got it but omg I'm glad it exists.

I can tell you're gonna end everyone with this Sangyeon 😭 tbh that was clear from the moment you decided CEOyeon (and I'm here for it)

I swear BoP is gonna end up being one of my top ff 😭 I'm lowkey fangirling, I'm sorry 😭

Anyways, LOVING IT SO FAR

It seems we're both good at making each other suffer 😭😭💕

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I'm glad there's some vocal Sangyeon stans bc THAT IS WHAT THE BOY NEEDS!! Why are more people not losing their absolute minds over this man?! It boggles my brain, so keep up the good work!! Lol

I didnt know how much I'd love the friendship between Kevin and MC but I'm so freaking here for it?? More chaotic Kevin!! 👏👏 Also, my brain is literally error message whenever I think of the scenes with Sangyeon at the wedding 🥴🥴 its gonna be so good.

By the end of this series, if there's not more Sangyeon fans, I will riot 😤😤 bc you're right... I totally plan on ending everyone with this series 🤭🤭 there will be no holding back

P.s. I'm so glad you like the series bc your excitement literally gives me motivation to keep it going ❤️❤️

#🦁 anon #business or pleasure love

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Nona The Ninth Live Blog - #2

ALRIGHT

I’m on chapter 15.

My thoughts are as follows:

I fucking KNEW Crown was gonna be Coronabeth!! It was maybe chapter 3 I thought, “wouldn’t it be funny if Crown were Corona because Corona means queen? And then I WAS RIGHT!

On that note. “I don’t even know you anymore Coronabeth.” LIKE WHAT? I wanna know what kind of falling out happened here.

Nona wanting to know what everyone finds sexy was so cute. Pyrrha loving toxic and explosive redheads was not at ALL evident! /sarcasm

On that note. Palamedes wtf

Nona just fucking READING Corona too like. Don’t feel bad Cor, we all want Camilla Hect to cuddle us and look at us like we’re the most fascinating thing in the world.

Also poor Judith. She’s a prisoner AND suffering from the resurrection beast. (That is what’s up above the planet right? Like it’s gotta be.)

I would die for Hot Sauce and Honesty and Kevin. Still debating on Ruby and Born.

The Angel and Noodle have gotta be important somehow.

Man these people REALLY hate necromancers.

Love how We Suffer is all “Lyctors have helped us do some great things” but is also like “Lyctors evil don’t trust Dve” and also like “hey how fast can you make Nona a Lyctor we can fight with?”

Pal and Cam are totally gonna die *sobs aggressively*

WHERE’S GIDEON’S BODY? No one has mentioned her and Cam’s whole “we lost something important” in the battle that happened post Harrow makes me think John got his hands on her somehow. Or they traded her for Harrow’s body maybe??

Pyrrha holding Camilla in her arms is a SCENE I NEED DRAWN

Pyrrha Dve can hold me in her arms any day of the week.

Everyone thinking Pyrrha is a pimp is hilarious.

Also since I’m on a Pyrrha kick, her staring at Wake’s portrait was sjsgdkagdksgdkdg SHE STILL LOVES HER GINGER PSYCHOPATH

Love how so many BOE members have cool shortened versions of their names like We Suffer and Crown and Wake but then there’s fucking Pash. You really got the short stick there baby.

Also the double machetes? I can already tell Pash is a character I will want to top me.

“Boobs and hair” lmao dont do Corona dirty like that Pash. She’s also got insanity in her family tree.

Speaking of insanity, when do we get to see Ianthe again. Almost missing her.

Nona having a crush on Cam tho…like join the club babygirl

John casually traumadumping in his dreams to “Harrow”. Is it actually Harrow’s soul and they’ve met in the River? Is he creating Harrow in his dreams because he feels she would understand the burden of needing to save your people? The fear of being seen as a sin?

So the trillionaires who escaped Earth as it was dying became the Blood of Eden now. Loving the “there are no good guys” theme here.

Ulysses and Titania being child corpses who were John’s first necromantic acts going on to create the Fourth House and it’s child soldiers is making me feel some type of way.

Cassiopeia and Nigella were in love *screams*

Wonder if John protected Mercy and Augustine more than his other Lyctors because they were his closest friends as humans….

John grave robbing corpses and Pyrrha being annoyed she has to clean it up rather than being annoyed he GRSVE ROBBED CORPSES is amazing

There’s probably more thoughts I had but that’s all I can think of for now! Gonna read more tonight and post thoughts maybe late this night or tomorrow morning. But I am enjoying Nona so far! It’s not too confusing like HTN but it’s definitely missing the spark of GTN.

#the locked tomb #locked tomb series #nona the ninth spoilers #nona the ninth #Nona the ninth live blogging

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Over the last couple of weeks, there has been some back and forth over whether or not Armie Hammer is working at a resort in the Cayman Islands. His lawyer said he is not working as a hotel concierge, but now Variety is citing “sources” that he is, in fact, selling timeshares to make ends meet. He is apparently “totally broke” and cut off from the Hammer family fortune. I’m not here for the schadenfreude, this story is dangerously close to sad smut—Hammer has two children caught up in this mess by way of his pending divorce from Elizabeth Chambers, not to mention the women he’s hurt along the way—but amidst all the Hammer reporting, an interesting tidbit has emerged. Vanity Fair revealed that Robert Downey, Jr. is the one who “steered” Hammer toward rehab, and paid for his six-month stay in an exclusive treatment center.

No shame for seeking help, and on one level, it makes sense that a famous person who has been through the wringer, reputation shredded after a public struggle with substance abuse, would offer a hand to another famous person going through that same wringer. But on another level…

ARMIE HAMMER IS ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT.

Like. Y’ALL. Did we forget?! I know the Los Angeles district attorney is not likely to pursue charges, but those accusations stand and the situation is unresolved. It just got me wondering where the lines are, and how shifty is the sand beneath our feet when it comes to supporting problematic men. Again, I can 100% understand RDJ offering support to someone he (probably) sees as going through the same kind of public meltdown he did twenty-plus years ago. But, and this is critical, RDJ has never been accused of sexual assault. It’s none of our business but I’m nosy and would like to know what that deal looked like. “I’ll pay for rehab, but you’re on your own with the other stuff”? I genuinely am curious how people draw these lines, how they separate one form of hurt from another.

Also, genuinely curious about the Cayman Islands extradition treaty with the US, just saying.

It just seems like, over and over, we see examples of people being willing to extend helping hands, to offer that critical comeback role, to offer public support, to offer private support like footing the bill for rehab. But where are the hands being extended to the women Hammer is accused of hurting? Who is reaching out to them? Fine, one recovering addict helped another, but the other side of that is intimate partner violence. Did RDJ—or anyone—think how to help the women left in Hammer’s wake? Especially since they are not likely to see justice in a court of law. It just feels like phase one of Hammer’s maybe-inevitable comeback story. “How RDJ brought me back from the brink”, “I did what I had to for my family, and I’d do it again”—the headlines write themselves.

In related news, Kevin Spacey has been dropped from one of the projects shopped at Cannes earlier this year, as new assault charges were made in the UK. He will no longer star in 1242 – Gateway to the West, a film about Genghis Khan confronting Hungarian resistance as he tries to conquer Europe (it sounds awful). Spacey was dropped yesterday, the same day UK courts set a date for his trial next summer. The producers of his other Cannes film, Peter Five Eight, are sticking with him, though. They’re ones who said, “Let the courts decide.” Well. They’re gonna.

#armie hammer #this #allllll of this #laineygossip

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Can you assign your top 5 (or 6) Snowpiercer characters their chess piece personality?

For reference:

King = Regal, Collected, Content to delegate and stay away from the action (possibly Cowardly)

Queen = Powerful, Proactive, Protective (possibly Frightfully Arrogant and Unyielding)

Bishop = Sly, Cunning, Thinks outside the box (possibly Corrupt)

Rook = Steadfast, Steady, Determined (possibly Single-minded to the point of madness)

Knight = Violent, Confrontational, Resilient/Can overcome life's obstacles (possibly Sadistic)

Pawn = Loyal, Confident, Self-Sacrificing (possibly Weak)

The Snowpiercer x Queens Gambit crossover we never knew we needed 🤩😂

I’ve had to put quite a bit of thought into this because I’m not sure I can assign the pieces to my favourites BUT I think I can assign them to characters generally with a pretty decent fit!

King - this has Wilford all over it 😂 especially Wilford on Big Alice, sitting up in his quarters in luxury eating his eggs and drinking his whiskey while he’s killed off half his train and the other half is freezing and starving - very old school royalty behaviour. I also think that, even when he’s being completely deranged and chaotic he is some how always quite collected? And he’s clearly willing to send others in to do his dirty work (Alex to make the choice about whether to bring SP to a halt and kill everyone on board. Alex again to try and kill Layton, Audrey to fix Kevin, the Headwoods to alter icy Bob and Josie, the Jackboots to take out Boki etc)… I think this is a pretty good fit 😂

Queen - I don’t think she’s arrogant (mostly because I just think she’s right most of the time… and is it arrogance if you’re correct?) but I get Melanie from this totally. She’s a powerful badass bitch with a one track mind… well, perhaps split between keeping Snowpiercer going and as many passengers alive for as long as possible, and her gf Ruth 😂 depending on who you ask 👀 (you know who you are 👀)

Bishop - this is giving me Pike vibes! I’m gonna miss that chaotic king next season!

Rook - in a way I think this could work for Mel as well, but think it suits Layton more especially after season 3, particularly the “single minded to the point of madness” comment. I think he has consistently been that classic leader who relentlessly fought for what he wanted, got it, and then didn’t have a bloody clue what to do next 😂

Knight - I had the hardest time placing this one! Because I’m not really sure that any of them fits this piece in it’s entirety! I guess the character that keeps coming to mind is Commander Gray … not a very exciting choice but I feel like he lived quite a hard life (though maybe not undeservedly?) and he’s certainly violent, confrontational, and sadistic! He seems to enjoy punishing/attacking the tailies much more than other jackboots 🥲

Pawn - I want to head this up by saying that I don’t see her as weak AT ALL but this is so Ruth otherwise! Loyal ✅ confident ✅ self-sacrificing ✅✅✅ her characters grows SO much throughout the seasons - who could predict from the start of season one that she’d heading up the Wilford resistance and risking her life for it?? I think she always had these qualities but they have definitely intensified as it’s progressed!

And as for my true fave, my Queen of the night car, I truly believe she could be any of these pieces defending on what bloody mood she’s in 🥲 love that bitch but the writing of her character is all over the shop!

Thanks for the ask (and sorry for such a long ramble of an answer!) 🖤🤩

#thanks for the ask #ask box #ask me #Snowpiercer ask #snowpiercer #snowpiercer tv #snowpiercertnt #melanie cavill #mr Wilford #pike #andre Layton #Ruth Wardell #miss audrey

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Monday Morning Meme Madness

It's a very special Monday today. That's right, it's the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday. That means a lot of us ate too much, watched a game we really didn't care about, and now we're tired and the work week's just starting.

Yep, we definitely need some laughs to kick off this week.

Thankfully, we've got just the memes, jokes, and clips you need!

We might as well start with funny Super Bowl tweets, in celebration of the end of the 2023-2024 Taylor Swift Football season.

Me watching the #SuperBowl today: pic.twitter.com/NdqXwjeaal— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 11, 2024

This was a common sentiment for a lot of people. It's not so much about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce as it's about the NFL making us overdose on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.

It’s almost time! #SuperBowl2024 pic.twitter.com/SWkQf1sfxS— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 11, 2024

Yeah, it's like that. 😂

Gonna tell my kids Justin Timberlake joined MS-13. pic.twitter.com/9gSQjacr8m— Mickey Blowtorch (@MickeyBlowtorch) February 11, 2024

Ha! Love it or hate it, the Super Bowl is the perfect confluence of sports, commercial interest, entertainment, and celebrity to bring about some pretty funny stuff.

The last time an nfl player showed as much rage as Travis Kelce did, a girlfriend and a waiter ended up stabbed to death.— Stephen L. Miller (@redsteeze) February 12, 2024

Things certainly did get Juice-y between Travis Kelce and Andy Reid at one point.

Kelce's angry outburst generated so many jokes we couldn't even keep up. This one's going to be the source of endless memes.

My kid when I serve him the wrong colored fork pic.twitter.com/O9m809SW9q— brit (@pashedmotatos) February 12, 2024

Been there.

SHE’S GOING TO DUMP ME AND WRITE A SONG ABOUT IT, I JUST KNOW IT! pic.twitter.com/rT4UyJydM3— Tandy (@dantypo) February 12, 2024

Recommended

LOL!

"It's pronounced die-a-BEE-TEES!" pic.twitter.com/5Piw5TO2JT— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) February 12, 2024

So many Wilford Brimley fans out there.

“THERE WAS TOTALLY ROOM FOR JACK ON THE DOOR!!!” pic.twitter.com/8uyoFJnyUT— Lizzy Lou Who ❄️ (@_wintergirl93) February 12, 2024

Fact check: True.

pic.twitter.com/dRcKEB9Mr4— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) February 11, 2024

HAHA!

Jeff Goldblum looks like a fan who’s on the big screen for the first time in his life😂 pic.twitter.com/Mjqk2zneo6— Romi Bean (@Romi_Bean) February 12, 2024

Seriously, Goldblum actually seems like a Hollywood star you wouldn't want to put in a chokehold.

Looking forward to the halftime show with usher pic.twitter.com/d9McD2Etai— Long Monkeypox (@podiatristdon) February 12, 2024

LOLOLOL!

Has anyone done this yet? pic.twitter.com/hrazHyhJ7S— Alex Achorn (@alexachorn) February 12, 2024

It's perfect! 😂

google search: what is an ice spice pic.twitter.com/e6zuLitjeJ— Riley 🐍🖤 (@RiledUpForSwift) February 11, 2024

True story. The older you get, the more you don't know any of the famous people they show during the Super Bowl. Also, you don't care.

Tell me Im wrong pic.twitter.com/cOL34vSxz7— Kevin Ryan (@KevinRyanComedy) February 12, 2024

He's not wrong.

Gen Xer: 'That's Ludacris.'

Boomer: 'I agree.'

mithril shirt was a good choice. crafted by the Elves. more valuable than the Shire itself. pic.twitter.com/ZRTWQ669mx— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) February 12, 2024

Okay, the Lord of the Rings fans are going to take a moment to laugh at this. The rest of you can take a moment to laugh at the Lord of the Rings fans.

pic.twitter.com/ZicGcKgla7— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) February 12, 2024

Bwahaha!

Okay, okay. We've got more for you than just Super Bowl jokes.

I’m crying 💀 pic.twitter.com/6JUjmzPj0q— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) February 5, 2024

And we're dead. 💀💀💀

pic.twitter.com/tYbXLxRfMe— illuminatibot (@iluminatibot) February 11, 2024

That pig knew what was up.

IYKYK pic.twitter.com/MfrBli0JOn— Judianna (@Judianna) February 8, 2024

All you youngins out there don't even understand how accurate this is. Also, we really miss McDonald's apple pies.

me leaving my house at 8:10 hoping I make it to work by 8:00 pic.twitter.com/nYTTy4GMXo— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 8, 2024

LOL! Look, if this is you after reading Monday Morning Meme Madness for too long, you only have yourself to blame.

Joe Biden touring Egypt: https://t.co/yUUOZ1h1Qr pic.twitter.com/fqkE7ojxmE— Prison Mitch (@MidnightMitch) February 9, 2024

Are we seriously going to make jokes about 'an elderly man with a poor memory'?

Yes. Yes, we are.

pic.twitter.com/kxd4cW3cl2— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) February 8, 2024

Well done, young lady. Well done.

Mummies are just people burritos. https://t.co/lwLIrZJiDM— Montana Department of Organic Flammability (@MontanaDOOF) February 9, 2024

HAHA.

“Oh, I’m sorry. I thought this was America.” pic.twitter.com/gZt8zxRS6I— Ian McKelvey (@ian_mckelvey) February 12, 2024

How else are you supposed to know if they work?!

Almost nailed it. pic.twitter.com/bvzKmZIDV6— ForAmerica (@ForAmerica) February 10, 2024

LOL.

Basically every kamala speech in one video.🙄🤣🤣 she nails it!⤵️💯 pic.twitter.com/mp6RbvQu29— Jannine.. #MagaMemeQueen ™️ 👑🇺🇸 (@janninereid1) February 10, 2024

She's good. Too good.

pic.twitter.com/l2Yr0NsX6V— no context memes (@weirddalle) February 10, 2024

LOL. It takes a strange mind to come up with things like this.

You know who you are 👀 pic.twitter.com/Z8ZYf1KsJl— ʞɹıɯ𝕊 (@FoundersGirl) February 10, 2024

Crocs wearers aren't gonna like this one.

pic.twitter.com/htY329U2xO— G (@stevensongs) February 12, 2024

Okay, that's hilarious. 😂

— Jon 🔬 (@JonnyMicro) February 9, 2024

Ha! Star Wars fans totally heard that in their heads.

pic.twitter.com/u5vlsEe31Z— no context memes (@weirddalle) February 10, 2024

Never, ever, poop with friends.

pic.twitter.com/tiItdG0amj— G (@stevensongs) February 10, 2024

It's a little over the top, but not by much.

Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids. pic.twitter.com/a2YmRQ0a3L— Royce Lopez (@hippojuicefilm) February 11, 2024

HAHAHA!

🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/ZBcDqTtXc2— PAUL ALIEN 9💎🔞🔞🔞 (@PhilipL47837986) February 11, 2024

Dang! Dad is brutal!

the result is just… wow pic.twitter.com/ZnQWN0BZmJ— Jessica O’Donnell 🏈 (@heckyessica) February 10, 2024

Son of a biscuit. Got us. We admit it.

pic.twitter.com/X5X9IhEbrc— i like food (@messedupfoods) February 12, 2024

Ha! We've all been there.

pic.twitter.com/N3nT8C9ZqX— G (@stevensongs) February 12, 2024

LOL!

how coincidental pic.twitter.com/FnDTTvJTxq— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) February 11, 2024

Congratulations, Manjeet.

Manjeet: 'Jeetyet?'

Her: 'Yes, but I could eat again.'

pic.twitter.com/YLWzjJ3wl8— Pam D (@soirchick) February 10, 2024

We like food, okay?!?!

What your man is doing instead of texting you back… pic.twitter.com/kQHKcnwxMl— 𝕂𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕊𝕡𝕖𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕂 (@CallMeK1123) February 11, 2024

We don't see the problem here.

pic.twitter.com/YF5xPJKrme— 🏴 Nevada Memes før Liberty🏴 (@1864Memes) February 11, 2024

pic.twitter.com/WSR8HEXmNa— G (@stevensongs) February 11, 2024

Harsh! LOL.

pic.twitter.com/iMTlVFQt8e— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) February 11, 2024

Nice!

Names that shouldn't be 😬 pic.twitter.com/A86Hw2uAiv— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) February 12, 2024

LOL! Try not to laugh. We dare you.

Now get out there and win this Monday like you're Taylor Swift in your first Super Bowl appearance!

Until we meme again …

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