#the millers

[toointojoelmiller]

I love how the casting for Joel, Sarah and Tommy made it canon that the Millers all have fucking incredible hair

#hair goals #joel miller #tommy miller #sarah miller #the last of us #tlou #tlou hbo #the millers #Pedro pascal #gabriel luna #nico parker

[winterxgardener]

Shayne with Courtney's younger brothers—I don't know if this is the side effect of being delusional for years, but my brain still can't process the possibility of this type of content. Srsly, I feel like I am having fever dreams. 🥺💚💙

#i am not delusional #this is not satire #shourtney #shartney #courtney miller #shayne topp #the millers

[mariatesstruther]

okay but there being a senior center in jackson where it’s just five of their oldest citizens that can’t get around much anymore living in a two-story home that tommy spruced up a couple years ago so that it has ramps instead of stairs. The Seniors are all over 90 and hilarious and love babying miller brothers especially. nobody knows why but mama shirley in particular is OBSESSED with joel like. thats her baby thats her boo that’s her MANS okay

#joel just runs with it #visits mama shirley every other day with tea and some sunflower butter and candied apples #she told him once he reminds her of her late husband and after that he tries to start coming everyday #jackson senior center #the millers #the tipsy bison #the jackson five

[violentdelightsandviolentends]

oh my GOOOOOOD

look at them!! they look so handsome!! the miller boys reunited!!

they both look gorgeous but oh my god charlie... he looks so delicious.. oh my god my brain has stopped working i'm short circuiting

and the fact they're rollerskating... that's the cutest thing i've ever seen your honour

#charlie hunnam #garrett hedlund #the millers #the miller brothers #triple frontier #will miller #benny miller

[audioletter]

angst demon is out tonight so

mcshep: unlovable

Mixed Bag of Words Meme

It spins around him like a cacophony, like a song he doesn't know the lyrics to and a movie he's never seen.

Christmas at the Millers, and John sits quietly on the couch observing, like the outsider he supposed he was.

Madison is being chased by Kaleb, a tilted Santa hat on his head. Jeannie is arguing with Rodney about…something John is sure he should understand because it's something he lived in Pegasus, but they're in the Milky Way and it's Christmas and Canada is cold.

He checks his phone, a nice luxury to have while back on Earth, but nothing from Dave. Not a "Merry Christmas", not even a "how are you", but John expects nothing less and still receives a defecit.

Maybe you're just unlovable, Nancy had once thrown at his back when he tried to walk out of a fight, and it was something that stuck to the bottom of his stomach whenever he was in situations like this - surrounded by a family, celebrating a holiday in a fashion he never got to experience, and he feels a loss.

Maybe he wants to be unlovable, because it's easier that way; it's easier to be the cold Air Force pilot with his shields up both mentally and metaphorically, because then the Canadian cold wouldn't reach the bottom of his organs where these ugly thoughts live.

He makes eye contact suddenly with Rodney, who's face softens visibly, a small smile pulling at the edges of his lips. This causes Jeannie to turn and give them both a knowing look, before a jumble of limbs that resemble Madison appears in his lap.

"Uncle John, Santa is chasing me!"

"Oh no!" John fakes panic, scooping up the tiny, squirming package of a human into his arms and standing up to ready their escape from Evil-Kaleb-Santa. "To the secret hidey-place!"

Madison leans forward and grasps his neck, squealing with laughter as they tumble behind a pile of beanbags. John catches Rodney's eyes again, there's that look, and -

Maybe. Maybe he wasn't unlovable, he hadn't lost his way - just found it a little later than expected.

#fic meme #stargate atlantis #mcshep #kinda #john sheppard #i have a lot of feels about him feeling unlovable #the millers #are the best

[alivingsaint]

presented without comment

#will arnett #calico jack #gob bluth #devon banks #steve wilde #our flag means death #arrested development #comedy bang bang #the millers #funny or die #running wilde #let's go to prison #when in rome #riviera #30 rock #there are probably more than 10 examples of will being gay in media #but the tumblr gifset limit is oppressing him smh

[a-fucking-tornado]

Am I the only one who noticed that the letters on the Millers' fridge are P, R, I, D and E?

#jackson's diary #the millers #christine miller #brenda miller #david miller #pride #lgbt #bi #bisexual #canon bisexual character #they really should write PRIDE in their fridge for 3rd season

[theywhowriteandknowthings]

Thank you @whorror-s it arrived!!

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #fanfic #joel miller #the last of us #tlou #the millers #miller bros #miller contracting

[spikershoyo]

Picture day! | No parings! Joel, Tommy, and kid Sarah | Fluff

Warnings and notes: cursing

Today Joel had gotten up extra early for one soul reason: today was picture day at Sarah's school. He knew his young daughter never said anything about the generic hairstyles he would put her in. Ponytails, low buns, hair loose, and if he had the extra time, top buns.

But he knew that she was tired of them. So he promised his 7 year old daughter (and himself) that he was going to wake up early and do her hair any way she wanted. That made her smile over her bowl of Mac and cheese.

He had called Tommy before putting Sarah to sleep, asking if he could buy those pink and purple butterfly hair clips that Sarah's always talking about. His younger brother agrees, wanting to see his niece happy.

So, on that day Joel goes to Sarah's room and finds her still asleep. It was 6 in the morning, for heavens sake, too early for his little girl. He steps over to the low bed and kneels down, resting an arm on the bed as his other hand goes and rubs Sarah's back.

"Mornin', babygirl. Time to wake up." Joel's voice rings in Sarah's ears, making her groan. "Come on, baby. I gotta do your hair for picture day." At that Sarah slowly rises from her slumber.

She sits up and rubs her eyes, her hair a mess and her movements groggy. "Uncle Tommy is out in the store gettin' you the pins I promised. You go pick out your clothes for today while I shower." Sarah opens her eyes slowly, looking at her father.

She nods and yawns. "Ok, daddy." She sighs as her feet swing over the bed. Joel smiles and kisses her forehead before walking out of the room and stepping into the bathroom. "And don't fall asleep again!" He shouts out before closing the bathroom door.

After his shower he gets dressed and knocks on Sarah's door. "You dressed, babygirl?" "Yup!" He goes in and smiles. Sarah wears a lilac t-shirt with jean overalls on top. Her white sneakers lined up against her closet door.

Joel picks his daughter up and takes her sneakers. Sarah giggles as she holds on to her dad and puts her head on his shoulder. "What do you want for breakfast, baby?" "Waffles!" Joel sighs and sets her down on one of the kitchen tables and looks through the cabinets. "How about pancakes?" "Ok!" She smiles, just happy that she's getting something sweet for breakfast.

"Go brush your teeth while I cook, hun." Sarah nods and slips off the chair before running up the stairs and going to the bathroom. While Joel makes the batter for the pancakes her decides to call Tommy. He dials his brothers number and waits. "Yeah?" "Where the hell are you?"

"Theres traffic, Joel! I can't move if I'm stuck." "I know that, but I don't want you or us to be late. And I promised her these pins." "Shit...I-I know. I won't be long." Joel sighs and then shakes her head. He hangs up and gets to making the pancakes.

By the time Joel is done cooking and serves the pancakes, Tommy still isn't there and it's already 7: 14. Joel is stressed, to say the least. He just decides on brushing Sarah's hair and getting the bobby pins and hair ties out.

"What do you want me to do for your hair, baby?" "Space buns!" Joel purses his lips when he hears those words come out of Sarah's mouth. He's a bit clueless. "What are space buns, honey?" "It's two buns in your hair. I asked Angelica about them and it's like where bunny ears are but instead of bunny ears it's buns." Sarah rambles as she drowns her pancakes in syrup.

Joel nods, knowing what she means now. He takes one of the brushes and drags it gently over Sarah's scalp, dividing her hair in two sections (One of the mothers had shown him how to do it and he will forever be grateful of that woman) and focusing on one section first.

Joel is done with the first bun and doing the second one and he's pretty proud of himself. Sarah is on her second big pancake and is enjoying every bit of it. There will be an occasional 'ow' from her when Joel pulls too hard on her strands but he apologizes quickly.

Now Joel is done with both buns and Tommy still isn't here. He's panicking silently as he watches Sarah eat, not feeling any hunger himself, his coffee being the only thing keeping him sane.

"Daddy, where are myf pifns?" Sarah asks with her mouth half full and a bit of syrup on her cheek. He steps closer and wipes the syrup off of her face. "Don't talk with your mouth full, baby-" "I'm here!"

Tommy barges into his brothers house with a slightly crazy and energetic smile, pins in hand. He comes into the kitchen like a tornado, still fresh faced and with lots of hope in his heart. That's Tommy.

He smirks at his brother and bends down to kiss Sarah's forehead. "Mornin', sunshine." Tommy's Texas twang slips through as he greets his niece. "Uncle Tommy!" She beams at seeing her uncle and wiggles a bit in her seat.

Joel pats his brother's back as a silent 'thank you' to which Tommy respond with a nod. Joel shows Sarah the pink and purple butterfly pins and she giggles, knowing already what her father's stare means. "Thank you, Uncle Tommy." "Aw, don't mention it, sunshine." Tommy acts bashful as he puts his hands in his pockets.

Joel chuckles at his brother's antics and pops off a few pins from the carton and puts them in Sarah's hair. After he's done she smiles up at both of them. The two men can feel their hearts melt at the sight of Sarah, all cute and adorable.

"Alright, go get your school bag. We'll be in Uncle Tommy's truck." Joel says as he takes his own bag and keys. Sarah runs up the stairs once again and then zooms out the door, not too far behind Joel and Tommy.

After they pile into Tommy's brick-red truck the engine starts. "Ok, everyone ready?" Tommy asks as he checks Sarah through the rearview mirror. "Yep, we've got-" "WAIT!" Sarah shouts which makes both men panic and turn around.

"You gotta have this." She pouts as she snaps off two pins, one pink and one purple. She puts the pink one into Joel's hair and the purple one onto Tommy's. "Now we are!" She giggles. The brothers look at each other for a second.

"I think purple looks better on me." Joel deadpans. "Oh, shut up, you're just jealous that I'm wearing Sarah's color." Tommy teases before they rush off for picture day.

#JOEL IS A GIRL DAD #AND TOMMY IS A GIRL UNCLE #this is a canon experience for every girl that has a single father #[tommy miller <3] #[joel miller!!] #[sarah miller!!] #[tlou] #joel miller #joel miller fanfiction #Joel miller fluff #tommy miller #tommy miller fanfiction #Tommy miller fluff #Sarah miller #tlou show #tlou series #tlou #the millers #tlou hbo #tommy tlou #sarah tlou #joel tlou #[my writing!!]

[willseyebrows]

Watched the whole thing last night & wow all I can say is wow … the outfits the acting the armmmsss everything !! Smashed it Will 🥰😩

#tmr gally #will poulter #gally #willpoulter #the maze runner #my baby #celeb crush #will poulter supremacy #midsommar #dopesick #marvel #mcu #the millers #adam warlock #why didn’t they ask evans? #bobby jones

[wastingyourgum]

Rhys Darby as acclaimed fantasy author Martin J.S. Essex in The Millers S02E05 Con-Troversy

Thanks to @fandomsmeantheworldtome for the source video

#This is a weird one #He’s genuinely unlikable in this (imo) but then again it’s Calico Jack he’s being mean to so... #Rhys Darby #The Millers #Will Arnett #darbyvids

[pettson]

So Gabriel Luna plays guitar and sings ... so Tommy will totally be playing guitar in the show right?? Maybe with Joel? Maybe with Joel AND Ellie??

#clearly Joel was the one who taught Tommy how to play #and then they both taught ellie #the millers #the last of us hbo #the last of us

[mariatesstruther]

ellie coming out to marlene and marlene being like girl me too and ellie coming out to tommy and tommy being like girl me too and ellie coming out to maria and maria being like girl me too and ellie coming out to tess and tess being like girl me too—

#THEYRE ALL QUEER IN MY HEAD AND I LOVE IT #JOEL IS TOO HE’S JUST TOO BUSY BEING A DAD TO FUCK W LABELS #im in brainrot mode is it obvious #the millers #tlou #the last of us #ellie williams #maria miller #tlou marlene #tess servopoulos #tommy miller #not trying to contribute to lesbian erasure on this blog btw! ellie is very much a LESBIAN #i just use queer a lot i just wanna make that clear #i dont see the world lesbian used enough if this fandom tbh #or just in life #in general

[dannymillerfansite]

A Miller family Christmas photo

#danny miller #steph miller #albert miller #The Millers #source danny's instagram #Merry Christmas

[fandomsmeantheworldtome]

Found this appearance of Rhys Darby in the series The Millers and i have in my Dropbox

Once again Tumblr won't let me upload another video here or cuted parts @wastingyourgum are you interested to cut his parts and upload them to your channel ? as you did in the past with the Life in Pieces video?

#rhys darby #the millers #episode 2x05 #Rhys Darby plays a nerd who is a complete douchebag but his scenes are hilarious

[licentiousknight]

Closed starter for @bbyxsplice based on this

It had been three days since he saw it. Waiting in line at the grocery store, he didn’t think when the familiar chime sounded from his jeans pocket. Snaps from his princess were always goofy or adorable; little pick-me-ups to get Bal through another slog of a workday. Why would he have to worry about where he was when he opened a message like that? The spring semester had just ended; maybe she was excited about her grades coming out. He thumbed the volume down to its lowest before tapping the notification. And the bottom dropped out of his stomach... That was his daughter? The shutter-click was barely a whisper as he tapped the screenshot icon. His wife would kill Hannah if he told her...

Knuckles rapped at her bedroom door. There was no one else home; they had hours of privacy to hash this out. Bal had planned everything out this morning over breakfast. He could do this. “Princess?” he called, turning the knob without a response. Poking his head through the opening, his voice turned stern. “We need to talk.”

#Bal & Hannah #the Millers #tw incest #tw dubcon