#all of these women could kill me

[mysicklove]

cutesy blonde girls have me in a chokehold

#🔪 - mello talks too much #toga #charlie from hazbin hotel #krista from aot #armin from aot #(HAHA) #hate to say it but repunzle from tangled LOLOLOL #mary from kakegurui #misa amane from death note #lucy from fairy tail #i would say yuki from jjk but she is kinda mommy tbh #all of these women could kill me

[cerise-on-top]

hi! how would Valeria and Kate react if their wife’s got hurt because of their work, both of them working highly jobs and it ended up catching up to their s/o. hoe you are doing well and drink plenty of water! thank you!

-🍒

Hello! Both of them would be absolutely distraught, but would go about it in different ways!

Valeria’s and Laswell’s Wife Gets Hurt Because of their Job

Valeria: Whoever hurt you will wind up tortured and eventually, once she thinks they’ve had enough of their miserable life, will wind up dead. Naturally, the first thing she does is check up on you, see if you’re alright and well, that’s her priority. You’re the love of her life, there’s no one else in this world she wants to see do well. You’ll be admitted to the best hospital nearby and will only get the finest treatment. Once you’re stabilized, that’s when the hunt begins. Whoever hurt you won’t get too far since that bastard’s life will be on the line. Regardless of where they might be hiding, Valeria will find them and show them that death is actually a kind of mercy. She has pretty much everything at her disposal, everything money can buy, this sucker won’t know what hit them. If it’s revenge they want, then revenge they’ll get. Valeria promises you that their head will be on a silver plate. She’s not very good with words when it comes to comforting someone, but she will have that person killed in the most cruel ways she can imagine. In fact, she’ll take the pleasure of torturing them upon herself. Once she’s done, she’ll take some days off, which is surprising since she usually can’t afford that at all. You’ll be under her direct care for those days. Anything you want you’ll get. Afterwards there will be a slight shift in her demeanor, Valeria becomes more protective over you. Sometimes she might even assign some trusted people of hers to watch over you since she can’t afford something like that happening again. While she can’t always take some days off, she’ll try to be closer to you anyway. Always texting you, finding excuses to come home for a day maybe. She just really needs to make sure you’re okay, she wouldn’t know what to do with herself if you died.

Laswell: Laswell will try to be a bit more diplomatic about it at first, trying to coax whoever hurt you out of hiding. This person will be held accountable for their crimes against her world. Naturally, she rescues you first, gets you to the nearest hospital and won’t leave your side until you’re stable again. If it takes you a while to wake up again, she’ll leave to find the fucker and make sure they swim with the fishes. She has a pretty large, efficient network and will find out who it was fairly easily. Once she knows who they are, she won’t hesitate to find out all their past crimes as well, if they hurt you then they must have done some other awful things as well. Once that phase is over, she’ll go to their home herself and have them arrested, put in the worst prison imaginable where the inmates are treated especially badly. She won’t kill them, but she wouldn’t be surprised if they wind up dead anyway. Laswell usually isn’t an evil person, but she does hope that person dies during their time. Their sentence will be as long as possible so there’s no chance of them ever seeing the sunlight again either. Once all of this is over, she, too, would take some days off to spend with you. You’re a priority above all else, so Laswell will want to be there for you, no matter the cost. While she usually isn’t, depending on how severely you got hurt she might become a bit overbearing, a bit overprotective. That overprotectiveness will last for a few months, afterwards she’ll try to give you some space again. However, she’ll always be keeping a closer eye on you, always texting or calling you every once in a while to make sure you’re okay. If she needs to, she’ll put you under her protection officially, but the situation needs to be dire for that to happen. Either way, she’ll be keeping you safe.

#cod #cod x reader #valeria garza #valeria garza x reader #kate laswell #kate laswell x reader #fem!reader #I hit over 100k words in my document last night which is so so much #I've written so much for Call of Duty in such a short time it's unbelievable. granted there's one fic I never posted but still #I don't intend to stop now either though it's fun. I'll probably be into cod for a while still anyway so there's that too #besides Valeria and Laswell have me in a chokehold. Farah does too I love them #every time someone requests them I'm very happy. I didn't expect the girls to be this popular though in all honesty #not complaining! it's nice to get to imagine kissing girls. it makes my gay little heart sing #I actually had some art of Valeria and an OC of mine commissioned not too long ago #every time I look at it I giggle and kick my legs a bit #I want her to fluster the everloving hell out of me until I can't speak anymore and am complete mush for her #I know I've mentioned it before but I love women who could absolutely just kill me. and who absolutely would do it as well #cod has some good women. made me realise that older women are also pretty epic #I think I'd melt into a puddle if Laswell ever called me her girl or her wife

[dreamofbecoming]

i love bisexual eddie munson, but specifically in like a shang from mulan kind of way, you know? like he knew he liked boys, that made sense. just another way he’s different from everyone else, just another reason he’s a freak. so why bother examining it? he’s gay, hawkins hates him, might as well lean into it. maybe chrissy was the first time a girl made him feel butterflies (or bats?) in his stomach, and it confused him so bad he didn’t know what the hell to do about it except make a fool of himself flirting with the queen. maybe he took one look at nancy wheeler with a sawed off and went “yeah ok holy shit i get it, i see why steve was willing to burn his life down for her and why robin keeps making moon eyes at her and why jonathan lost his mind and pointed his camera through steve’s window like an insane person.” like he’s still into steve, obviously. the man is swanning about shirtless and bloody in an apocalyptic wasteland like the embodiment of all of eddie’s weirdest fantasies, there’s no way he’s not into steve. but i just love the idea of eddie being the one going through an Upside Down sexuality crisis (TM) rather than steve. what is happening to him?? why does he suddenly want to kiss everyone??? get it together munson you are running from a goddamn mob!!!

#eddie munson #steddie #not gonna tag this with everything bc it’s just me rambling but hellcheer and stancy and all that are here too #listen i’m not saying he would want to date nancy they would absolutely tear each other’s throats out within an hour #but his dick is on board is all i’m saying #because let’s face it whose wouldn’t be #people meet the real nancy wheeler and immediately start drooling that’s literally canon #also like #i’m not…NOT saying that mans has mommy issues that eventually translate to an alarming crush on joyce byers #yk? yk #he’s got a weakness for protective types and also women who could kill him so like #it’s as inevitable as it is embarrassing for him #anyway after everything when he definitely for sure lives and joins the party for real etc #he keeps forgetting he’s bi bc he’s so used to thinking of himself as gay #it makes his coming out speeches a little ridiculous

[alakuhfuckingzam]

hey vivziepop can you explain why most of the latino and black characters have ashy skin tones. why do velvette and sera and emily have grey skin when they’re clearly meant to be black. why do vaggie and carmilla look grey when they’re meant to be read as latina. don’t say it’s because vaggies an angel because lute and adam are white and they have normal skin tones. dont tell me it’s because they’re dead because lilith and saint peter have pale skin but alastor looks like a corpse five days left at sea. where are their curls. even my hair as a white passing mixed latina is curly. where are carmillas curls? vaggies?? and then when they do have curls, why do they just look like loose, styled straight hair. for all her confidence, why doesn’t velvette wear her natural hair out. for all the complicated character design in the show, why do curls and non white skin tones just not exist. im not saying you’re racist but. hey vivziepop. hey.

#hazbin hotel #velvette #vaggie #carmilla carmine #sera #Emily #listen the show is entertaining #but don’t get me started on the character design #the women vs men in this show is a whole different conversation but still #like please make the character designs next season better #let the characters hair be curly please #emily could have had a curly wolfcut!! why would you miss out on that #and for all that alastor is supposed to be mixed #he reads and acts and looks like a white man #im not saying all their hair has to be curly #my siblings have straight hair!! #but for gods sake give some of them curls 😭😭 #it’s killing me slowly #vivziepop #vivziepop critical #ig

[bisexualseraphim]

People who see entire demographics of humanity as “the enemy” are so baffling to me, whether they’re incels/misogynists or racists or radfems or whomever I just look at them and wonder why you’d choose a life of such misery. People of a certain gender, sexuality, race or whatever demographic are not inherently your enemy just because they are part of said demographic. Gender and race essentialism is incredibly dangerous and untrue and it especially confuses me when people who claim to be trans allies abide by the former because that mindset is especially dangerous to trans people.

People are individuals, not a hive mind. Society as a whole has massive issues, and some groups may benefit from them more than others (like how the patriarchy hurts men but they still benefit from it far more than women ever will because it has men in mind, albeit only a certain type of man), but individuals are individuals. And what a depressing life it must be to instead navigate the world believing that millions of people are beneath you before they’ve even spoken a word.

#Like I get women being wary of men. I get that and even I am tbh #I’m very visibly queer and rather short most men could kill me and I’d be powerless #But that’s not what I’m talking about I’m talking about the ‘fuck men they can die’ shit #Or people like my uncle who’s antisemitic because a Jewish person he knew happened to be quite nasty #I’ve been abused by cis women many times but they were dicks because they were dicks. Not because they were women #And don’t even get me started on incels. ‘Women suck because they won’t fuck me’ go to therapy #All misogynists need mandatory therapy before they’re allowed to talk to women again please #I would say I’m CAUTIOUS of women now but I still love them very much and I’m working through my wariness in therapy myself #Me being cautious is my own problem to deal with its not women’s fault as a whole #But yeah. I understand caution due to trauma. I do not understand hatred #And JKR for example very much needs to work through her hatred… #equality #feminism #intersectional feminism #actual feminism #misogyny #racism #transphobia #gender essentialism #race essentialism #antisemitism #anti terf #anti radfem #terfs fuck off #radfems fuck off

[keepchangingandneverstop]

160 - Hi. I started reading light novels. Keep getting stuck on the most throw-away plot points.

#Hey Anna. I don't get how you're relettering that entire book by hand for a 2nd time when writing the title text for this almost killed me. #light novel #'lace has caught on with peasant women' HOW. HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY AFFORD THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP?! #IS YOUR ECONOMY THAT GRAND? #even if they made the lace themselves how would they have time to do so? #oh the heroine picked up some lace THAT SHE JUST HAD ON HAND?! and started sewing it on to a skirt?! #But yeah reading novels on your phone turns out to be pretty enjoyable. I get why all those heroines wander into the road now #otome games less so but i just can't stand the dudes in any of them. like they have so much going on. i can't deal with them. #and so many of them are just really mean assholes. like fuck off you don't get to treat the mc that way. go work on yourself

[sexynetra]

This is so fucking cute I could cry

#also she looks SO good in that 2022 photo it’s like unreal #the power of makeup like damn that is two different women mama #and I love both of them dearly #but that 2022 version….. whew the things that woman could do to me #also??? kinda love that wig where has she been hiding #that grey streak is cute #also! the fucking prom photo pose this is just so fucking cute all around ugh it’s killing me #drag race #rpdr 15 #drag race 15 #rpdr #anetra #rupauls drag race #rupauls drag race 15

[monards]

i know hoyo is setting up rhine to have good intent and whatever in her trying to 'save' khaneri'ah or whatever; but i REALLY hope they stay with the cruel persona thats been built up for her. because it would be so wonderful to see a character who had good intent in the beginning just get absolutely corrupted; with the inability to ever go back to that prior state purely because of what had happened. also because there is NO way in her turning back after all that shit

#sorry. i dont think theres any good and plausible explanation for rhine to still be a kind or gentle person in general #she can (and SHOULD) have her moments. but it'd make so much more sense (and be much more impactful) for her to be inherently cruel #because look at all the stuff thats happened #i love the indomitable human spirit trope. dont get me wrong. #but rhine has that in the way she WONT stop her research till shes either dead or murdered. she is not gonna be gentle kind and optimistic #she watched all her kids (that she was SHOWN to care for) get very brutally murdered. #had to then go and kill her next creations that she didn't consider perfect (which most certainly fucks a women up. no matter what you say) #made the 'perfect creation' and the way she treated him was obviously a HUGE contrast to how she was before (being gentle and nuturing) #and left him (albeit with what we can guess was good intent) with NO goodbye just #a recommendation letter. a text. and his final mission #she could have good intent #and still care for others #dont get me wrong!!!!!!! #but shes. human??? #humans can be (as much as i hate to say it) a tad selfish when it comes to survival #and being antagonized demonized AND shunned by teyvat and even her own people. having to survive multiple gods wrath #isn't. gonna be good for the human psych #and it isn't gonna be something fixable #look at how furina progressively faltered over a hundered years WHILE being adored #she already started waning in her ethics and morals (as someone immortalized as a human WOULD) #with exposing lyney and all of that when it was VERY clearly the morally wrong thing to do (which her as a human would know) #and being relatively pessimistic and clearly spiralling #(no hate. i love furina with all my heart.) #if thats how FURINA started going #imagine rhine who has nobody (save maybe alice. but i doubt she'd be constant given her spontaneous nature and refusal to sit still) #shit man. even I'D go crazy and be horrible. #its okay and natural to be bitter #and its not as if anybody was there to help #hexenzirkel has a ton of women who survived their own nations falling yes #but not ONE of them (from what we know) has had circumstances any where near rhine's

[moe-broey]

GIRL......................... suspension of disbelief I know but.

Obviously you can pick out a BUNCH of the dragons as that Is an ongoing trope (dragons aging differently than humans, so they can look younger than they "actually are") (also while I did try to avoid including them to make them more comparable to Nino, I think Flayn can fit in either category for the purposes of The Context -- esp cause her dragon blood is meant to be secret)

Not only do we have Heroes skewing younger (a lot fitting into another trope of What If There Was A Baby Sister) we also have Baby Banner. Where the whole point is they are baby.

LIKE....... maybe I'm speaking way too soon and maybe the whole point IS this will backfire LMFAO, but it IS absurd to be presented with her art (which, def still looks youthful!) and having her say yeah I can pass as a kidnapped child. Which COULD be true! But also what do you mean no one is going to know you're a part of the Heroes. Why is no one fighting her on this. Not even including the dragons there are like a handful of Heroes who fit into her exact vibe. Some even MORE baby than her.

#fire emblem #feh #and that's not even factoring in charas like nyx (who's whole thing is she 'looks younger' than she is) #which. tbh. i personally never saw even in fates. like. that's just a short small woman. they do exist. #and adding to that are the other charas who read as short small women to me like celine (before i knew her in-game age is 17) #and eitri #and also youthful charas who are treated as younger yes but also as full fledged adults in their own right. like lissa #(treatment mostly comes from chrom tbh which is understandable LMFAO) #OH and that's not even looking at all the second gen/child units from awakening/fates/other games that include that #which i think is just genealogy and thracia??? i'm not familiar enough w those titles though #also like. in general. a lot of fe charas who have official ages are teens. nino is 15. i think ike was like 16 in por???? #which like! still a kid! but also! idk even what the difference is. is it just that ones a sweet looking girl #and the other is a boy who was trained to kill for as long as he's been alive (very lovingly by the rare good dad in fe) #i mean. i guess that makes a difference. #OH MAN I COULD HAVE INCLUDED LYSITHEA INSTEAD OF FLAYN. ALSO fits the bill perfectly #VERONICA WAS 13 WHEN WE MET HER AND SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN CONSIDERED TO BE A CATEGORY 10 THREAT #SORRY i'm nitpicking like crazy LMFAOOOO but like. the people of askr should not be fazed by anything anymore. #and you would think whoever is causing problems like bandits or what have you. you'd think they'd adapt. #SANAKI. ALSO. WHO IS WHY WE KNOW VERONICA'S AGE ROUGHLY IN THE FIRST PLACE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #okay i swear i'm done now. good by forevwr 👍 #fe nino

[nektaarr]

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#today is this wedding i have to go to #and they have a dress code for the women #but the men just have to come elegant #not to be rude but i hate dress codes #how could you feel comfortable forcing your preference on everyone only for aesthetics? #killing all the creativity and expression of the choice of outfit #the color is light green #i mean i like green but i would rather just wear whatever i feel like rn #and not have to force myself into a dress i had to buy super expensive only for this occasion and then not even feeling like wearing it #and it really seems to be a thing now around here for the girls to force a dress code on the guests #3 weddings out of 4 in the last 6 months #hate it #yxc #also what i hate about weddings is the side looks all the singles have #just leave me alone #i only go bc its been months since i‘ve met up with my friends and its perfectly convenien #sometimes i wonder how i will ever find love with this attitude #i just hate all the obvious and superficial and all the meeting up and humans and everything and pls just leave me in my dark corner and nev #er talk to me ever #thanks #bye

[faerociousbeast]

annoyed ab sasuke misogynist allegations again hes literally a mamas boy sasukes never been a misogynist ever. please. hes just gay oh my god

#oh my hod #im so sorry babygirl youre out there saving the world more than the titular character is and everyones like #wtf. why do you hate women and your wife also. #SHE MADE HIM MARRY HER 😭😭 how the fuck does he deal i could never deal in awe of him everyday #if MY boyfrie. blew his arm off with me and said all that shit. #and then married some bitch #i would simply die and kill him too #actually he shoildve done that #sasuke if you killed yourself over that stupid dumb marriage naruto would kill himself also #and none of us would be in this mess

[lanayrutower]

being a child of divorce will make you conscious of things like 'bird misogyny' and 'bird grounds for divorce'.

#making a post about it because i've reached rito village and i find it SO FUNNY how no one mentioned that the two most prominent rito women #(saki and amali) talk like they're being oppressed. saki is like 'my husband is teaching my toddler how to be a warrior even though i dont #want him to become one and also he's gone on some murderous revenge rampage that will likely get him killed and leave me a single mom. #could u help.' and it's like. girl im not sure ANYONE can help you now. leave him. meanwhile amali is juggling 5 kids while kass is off #doing... what /is/ he doing? fulfilling his teacher's wish? smtg like that? anyway they should both leave. it's not worth it. #freya talks loz #it's so funny. literally all i've ever heard about botw's rito is that they're warriors so i walked in assuming that meant everyone #and also the very many fanfics/art/comics talking about how teba would feel conflicted about leaving medoh to link because he's so young #like sorry babes i know he's hot but teba does /not/ feel conflicted about rearing child soldiers. he's creating one in his own house. #maybe he's different after the vah medoh quest or in totk but the whiplash of expecting that and warrior rito women and realising that's #not how it is at all is SO FUNNY. #rito women need to fly south to meet the town filled with hot muscular women to teach them about feminism. and bisexuality #i think i've met harth's wife too but i dont recall either her or him saying much about each other.

[karmaphone]

I can see some of y'all are deep in the colonial romance fantasies re silna 😒😒😒

#terrorposting #the thing about goodsir/silna is that it's good because it didn't happen #she doesn't love him like that. he's the man who (symbolically) killed her father he's her jailer he's the information leech worming #it's way into her vocabulary #he loves her like that of course. how could he not with the tales of native romances he's been spoon-fed. and she knows that he doesn't see #her as a Whole Unique Person. she's the arctic to him. she's the unyielding ice and wind that cuts at your skin and the beast haunting them #they're not made for each other it's not 'anything could've happened' - it's good because it didn't #there was clearly a draw and a connection there - but this show is EXCELLENT at illustrating how fuzzy the borderline between chemistry and #what people are truly capable of at their worst #can be #it's 'for all the love that could have been if we were both different. if the world was different. if we weren't here (but if we weren't #here we never could be)' #it's you are clearly bad for me but I cannot tear myself away #it's you bring me comfort but I wish you weren't here (I wish we both weren't here) #it's we're going through this awful thing together. despite it all despite what either of us wants we're in this together #it's not some fuckign. uwu THIS white man will treat her good. how can you say that after a single second of considering the sexualization #of native women #they're fascinating because of the situation not because it's some 'better' romance #some of y'all suck the nuance right outta things like a juice box I swear to GOD

[1-8oo-wtfbro]

#true crime #women #relatable memes #meme #meem #memes #relatable #me #help #i could kill you 25 different ways and then also name all the serial killers who’s mo it was

[manticoreimaginary]

I made a Halloween playlist using only music that I already had, and based entirely on what my soul told me was correct. Very little is actually, technically, Halloweeny but here it is.

Does anyone have any Halloweenesque playlists (not on spotify) they'd like to share?

#this playlist could have probably been equally just called Songs About Hot Goth Monster Women Who Might Kill Me (If I'm Lucky) #enjoy the genres because they are ALL OVER the place #music #i know asking for non-spotify playlists is basically like trying to do alchemy #but i don't have a spotify and i will not make one

[unnerving-presence]

is it bad that leon kinda got ruined for me because of both those weird fans that would kinda go overboard AND the overexposure of him as of recent? like i think leon is super cool and i love how they flesh out his character in re4r and how he treats the different characters but every time i see him now my face drops.

i could only wish some characters in the series would get the attention that leon does by some of the fans and capcom :/

like i really want to appreciate leon but it’s so damn hard cause i’m actually so tired of seeing him all the time getting all the attention while other, lesser used characters sit in the dark.

#catch me writhing on the floor cause birkin is dead and nobody gaf abt him no more ☹️ #also we need to bring back sheva?? she’s bsaa right? #and in re8 the main story ended with bsaa using bioweapons #like she could totally be brought back for that #glad they’re bringing jill back though for the movie. same with rebecca and claire #yeah.. they all look the same as when they were super young but.. #capcom doesn’t like aging their women don’t worry about it #you cowards bring back joe baker #he’d single handedly kill everybody in the re franchise (copium) #oh yeah also leon fans #that’s it i just don’t like some of them they lowkey weird af #leon is a grown ass man not a helpless baby #stop infantilizing him especially re2 leon