i open the lesbian tag. i see 20 posts about gold star lesbians in a row. i close the lesbian tag
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“You’re doing great for someone who’s just started, I hope you’re coping with the workload okay. Keep it up”
Kind of obsessed with one of my managers because she’s like, nice enough, like she’s never rude or mean or anything but her face is permanently just 😠😠😠 and I have NEVER seen her smile. Like she’ll go “morning how are you” with the absolute most unpleasant and unapproachable look on her face and it’s hilarious
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Kind of obsessed with one of my managers because she’s like, nice enough, like she’s never rude or mean or anything but her face is permanently just 😠😠😠 and I have NEVER seen her smile. Like she’ll go “morning how are you” with the absolute most unpleasant and unapproachable look on her face and it’s hilarious
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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.
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It's called tortured poets whatever because T swift wrote it by cruelly jabbing a poet with a cattle prod and writing down whatever rando inane utterances they yammered out in their panicked, pained state
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People talk a lot about the type of social anxiety where people have to order food for you because you’re too scared to approach the cashier, but I wish more people would talk about the social anxiety where you can hang out with someone you’ve been friends with for 12 years and stress out the entire time that they think you’re weird or hate you or never want to talk to you again even though everything indicates otherwise. The type where you get into a crying fit almost every time you speak because you’re sure it was the wrong thing to say
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i think about this photo often
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Me: Oh boy I’ve finally finished work after a long night, I can’t wait to open tumblr and escape my sorrows!
My entire dashboard: 👩🏼👩🏼👩🏼
Me: I wonder how far my phone would skip if I threw it into the ocean
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Being cishet-passing as a trans man is so interesting because it causes actual cishet men to feel comfortable saying the absolute most revolting shit you’ve ever heard around you and assume you’ll agree with them
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taylor swift fans are so scary it's like i'm in the truman show. watching taylor swift fans talk about how she soo gets neurospicy mental illness grippy sock vacation is exactly how truman felt when his wife started advertising coffee or something to nobody in particular
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