#alex yaps

[alexandrathegreat5700]

destiel isn't gay in a gay way, its gay in a homophobic way

#tell me im wrong #you guys know exactly what i mean #i cant explain it but its true #dean x castiel #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #spn #supernatural #alex yaps

[pinkponygrl]

tiktok is activating my fight of flight to gatekeep djo

#if that’s even possible like ik he was very popular before but 😭 #going through my 2022 album ranking and decide being in my top 10 is so real #also hold the girl Rina Sawayama being my top album oty….literally correct #djo #joe keery #alex yaps

[alexander-hamilton-is-ambitious]

Thoughts on John Laurens?

He’s my best friend!! I confide in him often, and he’s always willing to listen. We’re very close, and he truly has managed to steal into my affections. He’s a great guy, if a bit impulsive. Also, he’s pretty attractive… gorgeous blond hair, tall stature, and… well, anyways, we’re friends, and he’s cool.

#alex yaps #simp #historical alexander hamilton #historical john laurens #historical lams #lams #alexander hamilton #john laurens #hamilton roleplay #hamilton

[piaztri]

williams downright has the best marketing strategy of any team on the grid rn, like having accessible meet&greets, the tp giving his blunt insights on the team’s performance, and an almost-weekly podcast of their drivers just yapping away; it’s all an almost foolproof way of gaining fans outside of the track.

#being seen as ‘down to earth’ in a sport where people in it are everything but is hella smart imo #team torque and vowles verdict has to be the best things ever bestowed upon us #(kinda biased since i Am a williams fan) #alex albon #logan sargeant #james vowles #aa23 #ls2 #williams f1 #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #yap

[wigglybunfish]

Good evening and please take these 5/2 human beans gently in your palms.

Hmm? Where are they from, you ask?

Why, it's the one and only Things That Bleed! Written by @ghostly-cabbage , @kkachis , and @artistfingers . In which it establishes the possibility of sometimes family being a child spy, a scary scary assassin, and an eldritch horror boy.

Recently went back for a ... I honestly lost count how many times I've re-read this story. It's a gift that just keeps on giving, sometimes I just like go back to get soaked in the Scenery of quiet and restless hotels and underground parking lots and long car rides. hohoho don't let these mundane elements deceive you >:)

One thing I like to imagine is the post-reveal relationship these three may have, when Alex and Yassen get comfortable around Danny's ghost form, how they might just sit around in some rundown motel figuring out the next course of action but like. With a fun-sized eldritch noodle spreaded out on the bedsheets. Draped over the TV. Curled up in the cool tub or mini fridge. Rolling and eeling under the bed. Letting Alex wear him like a scarf. Yeah... yeah.

I am not certain how soft and fluffy these three can be when they spend enough time (and experience some Horrors) together, so these may be a bit ooc. but, well. I had fun drawing and I have faith in them💪

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more info of the fic can be found @thingsthatbleedfic

#im back from my blue eye samurai era #back in december I was so attached with ttb I actually started translating ch.1 into tradish chinese for my friends who were interested #it is. slow going. but I learned some good stuff abt translation work! much fun. #this is how possessed I was ok #was debating whether to let yassen smoke a cig or drink the mug of mysterious liquid. mysterious liquid won #Alex is exactly how I sit on sofas btw #I don't know what kind of cards they're playing #alex is the confused little human next to Undead Being in the first one and the fun big brother in the second #and danny is 'i can't let this fleshy human die' kind of immortal being in 1st and puppy in 2nd <3 #yassen is there :) #ok i am done yapping #illustration #danny phantom #scp danny #alex rider #scp foundation #things that bleed #ttb #danny phantom fanart #wigglybunfish

[quixtrix]

dolph was always meant to be doomed; something of an analysis

i'm on my third rewatch of captain laserhawk, and on this one i've been focusing more on the little details that you don't get on your first or even second time watching it. i've noticed little things, such as pey'j helping and then going on to shield a hybrid who's dressed similarly to jade in the third episode. but i've also noticed bigger things, such as alex and dolph.

keep in mind that this show is just filled to the brim with political messaging, it was purposefully designed that way. so when someone mentioned on here that alex was an accelerationist, it explained a lot. we don't know much about alex in terms of his backstory, we only know he helped dolph after dolph attempted to mug him and they ended up falling in love. it's also implied that alex and dolph have been repeatedly reported on the news as terrorists more than we've seen, with rayman referring to them as being the usual suspects when the kaiju attack happened, despite dolph literally not even being there when alex did that shit. they're known to do this shit, and we know alex is a charismatic guy. it's not too far fetched to say once or while dolph was falling in love with this gayass white saviour saint that alex talked him into this shit for alex's own purposes. because yes, he has a cause, but he's also a bit in over his head, maybe with power. he's aware of the power he has over dolph, how he actively uses the 'i love you' card multiple times when they're together and when they're not together. he just had a bit too much confidence in his hold over dolph, but to be fair, alex, you were topping some indulgent mob boss for your cause (because let's be honest of course your sources would be tight if they were being fucked for it) then continued fucking said mob boss and got caught with your dick out by your ex who you think you can get back with. alex uses people as tools, he just doesn't put his shit in the right places at the right times.

i'm getting off track, but the point i'm getting to is that alex most definitely saw dolph, a man who clearly has some jacked up eden tech smacked onto his twink ass, at his lowest, and picked him up like a shiny new toy. he was always going to use dolph. but how come dolph is so easy to use? he's starved for kindness. he's the stray dog that comes up to you at restaurants to act all nonchalant because 95% of the time he gets neglected, but the second he gets offered scraps, he shows how hungry he is. we don't know much about his childhood, and what we do know is under the lenses of literal eden propaganda. we do however know how people get like underneath the hand of eden.

everyone say thanks to rayman, who concidentally, is dolph's foil. both of them worked under eden as their lap dogs, one as a propagandist and the other as military, but dolph had gotten out of the hold the propaganda had on him while rayman's barely shaking it off. both of them are also portrayed as poor little tragic immigrants and the impoverished stand ins both in universe and story wise. they're the feel good picking yourself up american dream stories that people can feel inspired by or feel proud about the country with. dolph had a photo with a kid holding a doll of him. before he became ex military, he was definitely the guy they paraded around as a previous lost cause that eden helped. red, who's as political as his assigned colour, bitches about identity politics in that one off line for a reason. he also jus hates brown people fr he kicked me down a flight of stairs

now we can assume that dolph had picked himself up out of the propaganda machine somehow. he realised he was used and he didn't want that shit. he's attempting to get himself his own life, for fucks sake. he jus happened to get lead on by the wrong guy, which then lead him to get used by eden AGAIN. this time not only in a physical way via soldier work, but emotionally too, with sarah easily manipulating him with what? a sob story and helping him out, maybe being friendly with him along the way.

he wants a normal life. he wants a goddamn normal life. he jus continues to be selected as a tool.

you can see how fucking starved he is for kindness. you ever think about the fact that in his dream life, he sees jade and pey'j? he knew these people for less than a week, yet they get a place in his dream life. most notably, jade gets a speaking role in his dream life. the only other person who speaks, besides marcus, is alex, someone who had known him and shown kindness to him. jade has also shown kindness to dolph. she's the friendliest face there in the ghosts, being the first one to check on dolph when he wakes up, offers an explanation to him, and also makes an effort to include him in her little shenanigans with the video and all!! dolph was all emo alpha wolf and all, but despite his constant cold shoulder, she was kind!!

there was someone who was more than kind though; bullfrog. because bullfrog actively looked out for dolph, despite his constant pushback against bullfrogs advice whenever they weren't separated. and in the end, it's bullfrogs kindness and compassion that hits dolph the deepest. dolph gets out of his depressive state to go back for bullfrog. he cares about people, he goes out of his way to do shit for the people who show him the slightest bit of kindness. he backed up sarah after one good conversation with her to marcus for fucks sake. dolph is just a guy who keeps getting used though. he's so loyal to anyone who looks his way that it's a fatal flaw that ends up with his head blown up. he's a shakespearean tragedy at the moment. i hope in the potential season 2 that he gets to have more moments where he gets to be his own person. not defined by an organisation or a person or a cause, but what he chooses to define himself by. he's on his way there. he jus deserves to be allowed to live for himself. after all, he has already met his end of that story. he can make a new one.

anyways if u reached the end of this im down to discuss this :D i also did get a few points from other people on here, but let me know what u think nd all

#SORRY THIS WAS A RANT #A LOT OF YAPPING #i jus have a lot of thoughts about dolph #i adore him #he deserves so much #and i hate how he gets overlooked IN HIS OWN SHOW #dolph laserhawk #captain laserhawk #rayman #character analysis #sorry guys very passionate abt my boyfriend #alex taylor #captain laserhawk bullfrog #captain laserhawk jade #pey'j

[pencildragons]

listening to tmagp is so fun because every time something even VAGUELY related to the tma fears i open up my messages to my best friend, who without fail has already listened to and digested the episode 1-3 business days before me, and do the closest thing any human being has come to screaming through a telephone

#a LOT of my reactions just look like 'IM????????' #and then significant things said. often spelt badly bc autocorrect is OFF. also followed by several wuestion marks #tmagp #the magnus protocol #anyway he is the best and i love him very much <3333 alex if you see this i shall die of shame /lh but if you Are seeing this ily ty for #indulging my yapping #words of wyrm #magpod

[snoozingrabbits]

I have a headache, i have homework I should be doing, assigning fob songs to jaylex instead (these are mostly during marble hornets, but some are pre marble hornets and some are like a if they lived au) I split it into songs that are Jay and songs that are Alex then i had a few that were both but those went into the playlist

Jay's perspective:

Alex's perspective:

FUCK I HIT THE AUDIO LIMIT I MADE A PLAYLIST WITH THE LAST LIKE 3 SONGS:

Jesus this was supposed to be like 1 or 2 songs each but i really wanted to yap if anyone wants like an in depth post about any of the songs I will happily do it

#Spotify #marble hornets #jaylex #jay merrick #alex kralie #marble hornets jaylex #fuck i get too into these things #i yapped too hard #I love jaylex sm i ned to tell people about this #do yall want to hear the mcr and panic ones next?

[bludcrust]

some fuckin. uhhhhhh. guys.

#posts I found on Pinterest edition #pretend the fish picture is him yapping and that I wasn’t too lazy to go back and actually find one #dylan larkin #alex lyon #christian fischer #daniel sprong #wingiespost

[thomasbrodiesandwich]

im just thinking abt how tipsy-alex, right after watching june dancing w henry in the royal wedding, is thinking abt the first time he saw henry in that j14 magazine when he was twelve. and hes thinking abt how perfect prince henry was in that candid photo of him all sunny and warm smile and confident. how he's so drawn to that henry that he keeps on sneaking into june's room just to stare at that picture and run his finger on poster-henry's hair "as if he could somehow feel the texture if he imagined it hard enough". how he wud think of that very picture the more his parents climbed political ranks and wished he had poster-henry's confidence. he even thought of taking the poster right out of the magazine but he ddnt bcs he knows he's going to rip it w his stubby fingernails. he ddnt even want to potentially ruin the poster like that's how he held that poster so special to him.

and then he actually met prince henry in rio and all of that expectations shattered. ruined. he felt a bit betrayed. disappointed. which immediately turned into dislike. he thought that rio-henry is the real henry. snobbish, arrogant, cold. and he cldnt blv himself that he wanted to be like "that".

but in actuality, henry is more similar to what alex thought abt j14 poster henry. warm smiles, humorous, blue-eyes and laugh that crinkles the corners of his eyes. confident henry (the first kiss! their first time!) henry all "pretty and flung-open" for alex. and alex fell in love with this henry.

what im getting at is that alex was alrdy obliviously drawn to actual-henry from the start. theyre written in the stars, soulmatism, together forever and in every universe.

#im sorry if this dsnt make sense im just yapping #it 1am alright #firstprince #living in my head rent free #they better start paying rent soon bcs the brainrot is so bad #rwrb #red white and royal blue #rw&rb #casey mcquiston #alexander claremont diaz #alex claremont diaz #henry fox #henry fox mountchristen windsor

[alexandrathegreat5700]

guys remember when dean told cas that he loved him back in the awesome spn finale where everyone lived happily ever after and no one went to super hell???

yeah, me fucking neither.

#im still pissed #i wake up at night with a homicidal rage for the show runners #this is how i cope #spn #dean x castiel #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #alex yaps

[pinkponygrl]

need to see challengers, but every day is filled with Obligations. jsut want to LUST is that too much to ask

#hopefully tomorrow night #also changing my personal tag to #alex yaps #lol xoxo

[alexander-hamilton-is-ambitious]

Is there anything you dislike about John?

His recklessness. He’s gonna get himself killed someday with how he’s always throwing himself in harm’s way… it worries me.

#alex yaps #historical john laurens #historical alexander hamilton #historical lams #john laurens #alexander hamilton #lams #hamilton #hamilton roleplay

[piaztri]

no one understands how badly i need oscar to be team torque’s special guest, like imagine the sheer chaos this trio would bring to the williams motor house

#no one else would be a better guest #padel aside i just need to see these 3 in a single frame again #that padel racket in ep 2 kept me going for the past two weeks #logan sargeant #oscar piastri #alex albon #ls2 #op81 #aa23 #f1 #yap

[norwegika]

ITTSSSSS TIMEEEEEE for bachelors yapping time continues! Imma be going over what I think should change about the bachelors after you marry them :3 this will all be going off the assumption that there is now a 20 heart limit and 1-3 additional cutscenes

Spoilers for stardew relationships btw

Alr first my favorite bachelor: Alex. I’m thinking although Alex always stays in shape he does give up on his dreams of being a professional grid ball player, buttttt I think it would be really nice if he starts a workout club for the dudes fr, where they work on personal fitness, getting stronger, and now Harvey could have a place to get fitter while feeling less embarrassed! Maybe when he starts it you get a little quest to gather stuff to make workout equipment and he uses an additional wing of your house to do so. I also think it would be nice if he starts working as a gridball commentator so that he can still enjoy his favorite spot. A cutscene for both of these ideas would be nice

Next is our favorite recoverin alcoholic: SHANE I personally love Shane so much he’s amazing. I think as you progress your relationship with Shane he could help Pam get her addiction under control. Of course though, his main pursuit after he marries you would be the chickens! I’m thinking he would either join Marnie at the ranch and start helping out there or he could be the “coopmaster” at your farm, and he could do the same thing as an autopetter and auto grabber, but all eggs harvested by him would be one quality grade higher, and if you have blue chickens they would produce “Blue Eggs”, which would sell for a lot more and produce “Blue Mayo”, which could be a loved gift for Shane and maybe Jas. His new cutscenes could be a scene where a blue chicken lays the first blue egg and a scene where he talks to Pam about addiction.

Now we got Elliot. The weird thing about Elliot is he actually does do things after you marry him. He ends up going on a tour for his book! This is amazing but I think it could be expanded on. I’m thinking he decides to write another book about life in Pelican Town and after a while it’s a cult hit. He becomes quite famous and gets visited by paparazzi in a cutscene where he talks to you about the burden of fame but how it’s all worth it with you by his side (aww). You could also after that get fan mail delivered to your mailbox? Could be fun and maybe another secret could be added from that. In addition to all that, I think marrying Elliot could give you an exclusive book power? I don’t have any ideas specifically but that would make sense ✨

Harvey: Harvey, after you marry him, would still work at the hospital, but he would no longer charge you for services like reviving you, and you would have a special cutscene where he tells you “you make me worry about you too much when you go into the mines” “I love you too much” or something like that. I also think that he would start talking to the people who fly above the valley and begin to be known as the Stardew Valley Navigator, and maybe you would meet one of the pilots and he would take Harvey for a ride in the plane :3 also I feel like as his relationship with you progressed he would no longer love coffee because he isn’t overworking himself so much :D other ideas include a slight health increase when married to Harvey and maybe a scene where he impresses the A.S.S trio with his knowledge of jazz

Alright next up is Sam! First up, I think Sam needs to start getting bigger with his music. After you reach 16 hearts, he should get an offer from a minor record company who really liked his sound in the “Happy Junimo Show” soundtrack. They offer a deal where he sells them one single and if it works out they could get him signed. You receive three choices for the genre, and he submits it and waits. A week later, he hears back from the company, who really enjoyed it and offer him a contract. This leads to another cutscene at 18 hearts where he performs his first single as the opener for a music festival. After that, you can always hear that first single on Sam’s boombox. Sam brings you up on stage and says “This song is dedicated to my amazing partner, [name]”, and the cutscene ends.

Sebastian: Sebastian is too edgy bro but I’ll make this shit work lemme lock in rq

Sebastian, of course, starts to breed frogs! I think that could be really cool if you could get a cutscene where you now have a frog that roams the farm looking cute, maybe collecting mixed seeds and fiber and delivering it to you while you’re in bed? I’m going to be so fr I can’t think of stuff for him lol he’s a lot harder ngl… Maybe a garage addition to the house? Where he works on his motorcycle once a week?Ngl this is mid he’s too emo lol LMK IF YOU HAVE BETTER IDEAS

#yapping #stardew valley #Stv bachelors #Stv #Stv Shane #Stv Sam #Stv Harvey #Stv Alex #Stv headcanons #stardew marriage #stardew valley headcanons #stardew headcanon #sdv elliott #stardew shane #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew cutscene ideas #stardew alex #Stardew Harvey #rant post #txt

[larsnicklas]

some call him... the YAPtain...

#alex ovechkin #alexander ovechkin #capitals #washington capitals #nhl #nhledit #hockey #hockeyedit #meg.caps #meg.gif #meg.all #meg.request #huhu an ovi as requested...... wanted to make an ovi yapping video bc that man IS yapping. won't shut up. #nobody will accuse him of not being a vocal enough captain that's for sure! #RAHHHHH AS I WAS ABOUT TO HIT POST HE SCORED RAHHH GET FUCKED WAYNE YOU FRAUD