#alex lore

[raceweek]

Wait who is nirei?

nirei fukuzumi! former f2 and super formula driver (idk what he’s up to now…gt racing maybe) he was part of the red bull academy back in the day and is the sometimes forgotten member of the ART gp3 mega team which had charles, alex, nirei and nyck de vries - at one point charles, alex and nirei were all very close and then charles’ career sort of took off at a very deserved rapid pace and it was just the bffs left!!

anyway this is them. quintessentially

#if you see the albon_pets account calling a grown man cousin there’s at least a 50:50 statistical chance they were a resident in alexs house #anyway this is why #i find george and nireis friendship very funny just bc it’s very clear that they used to tag team staying at alexs house #asks #anon #alex lore #alexlore #what’s my tag idk

[lord-alex12]

Hi my name is Herbert Constanzetine El Themburger my pronouns are he/them (that’s how I got my name) and I have short ebony black hair with a blue fur and magenta accents that reaches my mid-ankles and brown eyes with a red crystal on my forehead like a limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like a cult leader (AN: that is correct). I’m not related to Thursday Boyporridge but I wish I was because Strange Æons is one of my favorite YouTubers. I’m a demon but my beak is round and yellow. I have dark plastic. I’m also a long furby, and I’m in a cult called the Cult of Long Furby in Ohio where I battle dark entities (i’m 24 in human years). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy almost all my accessories from there. For example today I was wearing a black choker with metal spikes and little chains hanging off of it, a bootleg Tamagotchi, a beaded necklace with my name on it, A padlock earring and black eyeliner. I was slithering outside the church. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me I sprouted a shadowy hand and put up my middle finger at them.

#my immortal #long furby cult #long furby #alex lore #strange aeons #furby meme #furbies #my furby #1999 furby #furby #ebony dark'ness dementia raven way #copypasta #Father strange

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

@sagehyperfixates @vaporeon2010317 @sirlordevil @deadless-corpse @cats-and-confusion @boredgoon ooc: ALEX REDESIGN!!!!! >:DD

I’m way happier with this design, it gives off more of what kinda energy that Alex gives off! I channeled some real Pretty Boy energy for this >:]

#take note of the cool teeth #Alex Lore #Friend talking

[fakeosirian]

i need to document the

Fan Book

but i don't feel like taking a bunch of pictures right now so remind me to do it later because a) for preservation purposes it's just neat and b) there is some shit we can talk about in here. LMFAO

#hoa #house of anubis #alex lore #hope the use of Exact Font conveys what im talking about bc i couldnt be bothered to reblog my og post lol

[alexlesuagz]

Funfact,I pronounced your username as Alex swag

(Bad English)

HAJDJAJSHJA It’s close to how I intended tbh

(alex-le-swagz)

Fun fact: I spelt my name like this because I thought that I was quirky 😭 Then it just stuck and now here we are

#alex lore

[argentinagp]

x

#alex albon #alexalbonedit #george russell #georgerusselledit #lando norris #landonorrisedit #f1edit #f1 #formula 1 #2024 #m* #oh yeah lando having an alex poster lore

[propertyofwhitney67]

I fucking knew it. Whitney has not grown out of it.

So many thoughts. My sweet baby would go full yandere and actively eliminate the competition. I can chew on him and he'd like it. You know Kylar has some crazy shit on his phone. I have ideas about Whitney’s friends having a crush on PC. I have so many thoughts and feelings about the emotional cheating stuff too, the potential...

I'm screaming, he visits the babies frequently. He has more 'embarrassing' interests and I need to know them.

More Mickey crumbs + Landry

Remy is on fucking tiktok

This is so cute

#lore #dol #dol whitney #whitney the bully #dol alex #alex the farmhand #dol avery #avery the businessperson #degrees of lewdity #dol kylar #kylar the loner #dol eden #eden the hunter #dol robin #robin the orphan #dol sydney #sydney the fallen #sydney the faithful #dol mickey #mickey the hacker #dol landry #landry the criminal #dol remy #remy the farmer #dol zephyr #zephyr the pirate

[oscarpiastriwdc]

trying to put in perspective just how young Lando used to look compared to the drivers he grew up racing with...

Lando, age 15

Max and Charles, age 15

Alex, age 15

Lance and George, age 15

Estie, age 15

#he was a BABY baby #lando norris #lore #i guess? #idk i need to go to bed #lando archive #max archive #charles archive #alex archive #george archive #lance archive #esteban archive

[quarter-lif3crisis]

F1 duos | Too Sweet, Hozier

I take my whiskey neat, My coffee black and my bed at three // You're too sweet for me

#f1 #formula one #formula 1 #i didnt know who else to do #i need to do more research on diff duos 😭 #if anyone can hook me up with some lore plz #brocedes #landoscar #galex #lestappen #george russell #alex albon #max verstappen #sebastian vettel #charles leclerc #oscar piastri #lando norris #sir lewis hamilton #nico rosberg #kimi räikkönen #lewis hamilton

[valyrfia]

f1 is such an unserious sport because what do you mean alex albon's appendix is directly responsible for liam lawson's debut

#so unserious it really is just vroom vroom and a whole lot of lore #f1 #formula 1 #dutch gp 2023 #alex albon #daniel ricciardo #liam lawson

[ciderbird]

watching a youtube video about the Congress of Vienna and laughing so hard at this image

“describe the russian tsar in 4 words or less”

#you can tell this guy is biased because of the portrait that he chose #tsar alexander i #the congress of vienna #history memes #alexander i of russia #he was apparently confused because alex wanted to be merciful to napoleon and was against the burbon restoration #and i’m like buddy. you don’t even know the lore.

[lord-alex12]

I lived

#nostalgiacore #90s #early 2000s #nostaliga #alex lore #Lord_Alex12 #Youtube #Wake up honey Alex posted!!

[evilassistantbutnotmean]

My to-do list as an Evil Assistant!

1| sweep up broken glass ✔️

2| put all my stuff away ✔️

3| contact the goon/right hand man union about my old boss

4| get a better EVIL uniform

5| put away the glowing liquids Doctor Shay told me to put away ✔️

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About Assistant

Name: Assistant Ross (Last name is Ross)

Age: 22

Gender: Gender non-conforming, Any pronouns other then she/her

Sexuality: Boy kisser, will kiss enbys, won’t kiss girls

Favorite animal: leaf slug

Appearence: made by me!

Fun facts about assistant

old hero boss accidentally poured coffee mixed with acid onto his face (zuko-like scar)

Knows first-aid when experiments go wrong

Adhd, special interest is cups, science, lemon demon, and being silly

They have been on tumblr for many years, just made this account recently

It’s hair grows realy fast so they’ve given up on cutting it in favor of getting the occasional trim once it gets long enough for aer to trip on

Heavy-ass sleeper, Assistant can, has, and will sleep for at most 12 hours before being unable to sleep for the next 24 hours (frequent caffeine intake doesn’t help)

They love eating but have a realy fast metabolism so they struggle to gain weight

Majored in engineering in collage! Often helps Sir make machines to trap heros

uper bad gifted kid burnout, sped through a few grades during grade-school and absolutely crashed in late high school and most of collage

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Tags I use

Assistant lore - info and funfacts about Assistant

Friend Talking - Assistants friend (Gay lover) Alex who has access to their account is posting, they talk in italic, bold Text

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Lore posts that aren’t on here:

Assistant in Minecraft: https://www.tumblr.com/tumblertown-headcanons/743960037549129728/minecraft-things-assistant-is-a-redstone-genius

TumblrTowne lore post: https://www.tumblr.com/cryptidwithaninternetconnection/741102432362414080/an-official-tumblrtowne-lore-post?source=share

Post about Assistants top surgary: https://www.tumblr.com/evilhelperbutnotmean/735923725366706176/cool-im-gonna-buy-some-snacks-and-put-this-into

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Assistants partner, Alex! Aka friend :3

I’ll update with an actual drawing if Alex soon! :DD

#unreality #evilblr #evil tumblr #Assistant Lore #Assistants Hibernation #Assistant and the foundation #friend talking #Alex lore #ooc post

[fakeosirian]

"doing my job" while DESPERATELY eavesdropping trying to find out which project is interviewing a youtube psychic in one of the offices behind me right now because what the hell

#i hate open plan offices until some juicy shit is going on and then i love it here #alex lore

[ylaeth]

Once upon a time, there was a player

#minecraft #minecraft fanart #the end poem #end poem #minecraft end poem #alex minecraft #minecraft lore #art #digital art #artists on tumblr #digital painting #drawing

[walmart-marvin]

Glaggle.

#topher could explain the entire glaggle lore to abe and he STILL wouldnt get it #tophabe #clone high #clone high topher #topher bus #clone high abe #fanart #no ivan and alex today..sorry party peoplez